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Viva Las Espuelas
08-27-2009, 02:38 PM
It wasn't private unless I'm thinking there's something else involved.

manufan10
08-27-2009, 02:38 PM
Because they're insane!

I thought it was because of this:

http://www.medwaypct.nhs.uk/images/Broken%20front%20tooth%20%28wide%29%281%29.jpg

You know like this guy:

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/beauty_and_the_beast/beast12.jpg

marini martini
08-27-2009, 02:43 PM
The Haircut!!! The Haircut!!! Doesn't any one remember Maalox talking about her hair cut????????????:bang

And she said her kids said she looks like a Chipmunk!!! So I called her Chippy in my next post to her!!!

Dayum do you all not see why I drink?????:toast:toast


:lmao

angel_luv
08-27-2009, 04:02 PM
I just saw a most unusual spelling of my name:

Veronyka

manufan10
08-27-2009, 04:07 PM
I just saw a most unusual spelling of MY name:

Veronica

manufan10
08-28-2009, 08:09 AM
Friday night football starts tonight! :toast

ATRAIN
08-28-2009, 08:39 AM
Manufan10 is like a kid in a candy store while in this thread.

JudynTX
08-28-2009, 10:00 AM
I'm not suppose to be this busy on a FRIDAY. :bang

manufan10
08-28-2009, 10:09 AM
Manufan10 is like a kid in a candy store while in this thread.

I'm more like a virgin watching a porno in this thread. :lol

manufan10
08-28-2009, 10:09 AM
I'm not suppose to be this busy on a FRIDAY. :bang

Work it! Don't you just love your job. :p:

manufan10
08-28-2009, 10:22 AM
Just took the chairs away from two students.. Now they have to stand. :lol

JudynTX
08-28-2009, 10:24 AM
Work it! Don't you just love your job. :p:

I do actually, but not today. :downspin:

JoeChalupa
08-28-2009, 10:35 AM
I'm glad it is friday.

manufan10
08-28-2009, 10:37 AM
I'm glad it is friday.

:toast

angel_luv
08-28-2009, 12:36 PM
I just saw a most unusual spelling of MY name:

Veronica

Veronika :)

JudynTX
08-28-2009, 01:05 PM
I have a meeting at 2:00. ON A FRIDAY?

Ugh

ATRAIN
08-28-2009, 01:07 PM
I have a meeting at 2:00. ON A FRIDAY?

Ugh

Thats what you get for being a prude and giving lousy head :lmao

gatoloco
08-28-2009, 01:08 PM
:lol

manufan10
08-28-2009, 01:09 PM
Thats what you get for being a prude and giving lousy head :lmao

What did she do to you? Use her teeth too much?

ATRAIN
08-28-2009, 01:10 PM
What did she do to you? Use her teeth too much?

:bang DAMN HOW DID YOU KNOW!!! I felt bad slapping the top of her head but enough was enough.

manufan10
08-28-2009, 01:13 PM
:lol

JudynTX
08-28-2009, 01:14 PM
In your dreams ATRAIN. :lol

David Bowie
08-28-2009, 02:39 PM
This is my 800th post. Can't wait to get to 1,000 :toast

manufan10
08-28-2009, 02:47 PM
The work day is almost done.

marini martini
08-28-2009, 02:53 PM
If any one near S.A. got rain last night, you can thank ME!!!:D

ATRAIN
08-31-2009, 10:42 AM
Just took the chairs away from two students.. Now they have to stand. :lol

wait, your a teacher?

manufan10
08-31-2009, 10:44 AM
wait, your a teacher?

A baby sitter is more like it. :lol

I work at an alternative school.

mrsmaalox
08-31-2009, 10:45 AM
This killing time is killing me.

ATRAIN
08-31-2009, 10:48 AM
A baby sitter is more like it. :lol

I work at an alternative school.

Is that like a school for troubled youngsters? Like a boot camp school?

manufan10
08-31-2009, 10:51 AM
Is that like a school for troubled youngsters? Like a boot camp school?

That's the one.

ATRAIN
08-31-2009, 10:53 AM
That's the one.

Nice do you ever get threatened by the youngtsers? I had a friend who worked at a place like that and the girls would "proposition" him. Pretty messed up, he said he never did anything but a part of me questions that.

manufan10
08-31-2009, 10:58 AM
Nice do you ever get threatened by the youngtsers? I had a friend who worked at a place like that and the girls would "proposition" him. Pretty messed up, he said he never did anything but a part of me questions that.

Not really. I have made two of them cry before, but they were elementary kids. :lol The high school/middle school kids really aren't that bad. Although, when I first started working here it was a hell hole. Not very strict, and the kids got away with a lot of crap.

ATRAIN
08-31-2009, 11:01 AM
I can't wait for my 6 day weekend starting wed.

manufan10
08-31-2009, 02:01 PM
2 more hours of work!

Frenzy
08-31-2009, 03:09 PM
Not really. I have made two of them cry before, but they were elementary kids. :lol The high school/middle school kids really aren't that bad. Although, when I first started working here it was a hell hole. Not very strict, and the kids got away with a lot of crap.


we had a teacher like that in H.S. We called him screech

manufan10
08-31-2009, 03:24 PM
30 more minutes until the workday is done! :toast

It's so quiet in here, and one of my coworkers cell phone goes off with the sound of the General Lee car horn! :lol

JudynTX
08-31-2009, 03:42 PM
:bang

Viva Las Espuelas
08-31-2009, 04:01 PM
:bang
harder

:wakeup

JudynTX
08-31-2009, 04:02 PM
harder

:wakeup

I was pissed at the world at that moment. :lol

manufan10
08-31-2009, 04:11 PM
harder

:wakeup

That's what she said.

mojorizen7
08-31-2009, 09:53 PM
Nuns with Guns
http://blog.beliefnet.com/pontifications/imgs/Nuns%20with%20Guns.jpg

JudynTX
09-01-2009, 09:36 AM
:tu :tu Weeds season finale was off the hook! Dayummmmmmmmmmmm

:wow

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 09:38 AM
:tu :tu Weeds season finale was off the hook! Dayummmmmmmmmmmm

:wow

Its over already, damn I need to catch up lol

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 09:39 AM
After the bad news at work today im really looking into taking the Border Patrol exam now.

JudynTX
09-01-2009, 09:39 AM
Its over already, damn I need to catch up lol

Hurry up dude!!!!!!!!

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 09:43 AM
Hurry up dude!!!!!!!!

OK prude lol

JudynTX
09-01-2009, 09:45 AM
OK prude lol

I hope you didn't delete what I left on your profile page. :lol

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 09:46 AM
I hope you didn't delete what I left on your profile page. :lol

NO its there but your still a prude. Until you sent me dirty pics youll always be a prude. :lmao

JudynTX
09-01-2009, 09:48 AM
NO its there but your still a prude. Until you sent me dirty pics youll always be a prude. :lmao

:lol

So you're trying out for the Border Patrol huh?

manufan10
09-01-2009, 09:52 AM
6 more hours of work! :(

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 09:52 AM
:lol

So you're trying out for the Border Patrol huh?

Thinking about it. I am looking for a career and life change and this might be what I am looking for. I have tons of family in the Patrol and they all have been trying to get me to do it. Recently its been tempting to give it a shot. Today I got some not so good news at work and its making me think man I better start studying and take the exam. Im not getting any younger and I dont have anything holding me to Austin anymore so it might be a good move for me. Also being in the Patrol would allow me to take out some of this roid rage on some illegals. :ihit :lmao

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 09:53 AM
6 more hours of work! :(

5 for me and I have a 6 day weekend!!

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 09:53 AM
Take the Skin and Peel it back

Now doesnt that make you feel better

JudynTX
09-01-2009, 09:57 AM
Thinking about it. I am looking for a career and life change and this might be what I am looking for. I have tons of family in the Patrol and they all have been trying to get me to do it. Recently its been tempting to give it a shot. Today I got some not so good news at work and its making me think man I better start studying and take the exam. Im not getting any younger and I dont have anything holding me to Austin anymore so it might be a good move for me. Also being in the Patrol would allow me to take out some of this roid rage on some illegals. :ihit :lmao

+ You get to carry a big gun. :D

Will you be a softie when it comes to the children?

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 09:59 AM
+ You get to carry a big gun. :D

Will you be a softie when it comes to the children?

Damn I havent even given much thought about that. Thing is I would hardly be alone so I wouldnt have to worry about that. Yeah I would get to carry a big gun lol but I hope to never use it, unless its on Cosmic :lmao

manufan10
09-01-2009, 10:26 AM
5 for me and I have a 6 day weekend!!

:depressed

Lucky! Enjoy it! :D

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 10:35 AM
:depressed

Lucky! Enjoy it! :D

Oh I will first thing on my agenda at 3 when I get out of work.....TAKE A NAP!!!

mrsmaalox
09-01-2009, 10:54 AM
I'm hungry. Too bad there isn't any food in this house.

manufan10
09-01-2009, 11:04 AM
I'm hungry too! Almost lunch break! WOOOOOO! :D

Viva Las Espuelas
09-01-2009, 11:06 AM
is this Quattro Lite now?

Viva Las Espuelas
09-01-2009, 11:06 AM
....and i'm hungry too. been craving hooter's wings for quite a while.

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 11:08 AM
....and i'm hungry too. been craving hooter's wings for quite a while.

damn that sounds good right about now

Viva Las Espuelas
09-01-2009, 11:10 AM
damn that sounds good right about now
3 mile island

ashbeeigh
09-01-2009, 11:14 AM
organic bananas are not as sweet as regular bananas.

mrsmaalox
09-01-2009, 11:14 AM
Viva Las Espuelas;3663792]3 mile island


Is that a level of wing-heat? I'm thinking a sandwich would be good.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-01-2009, 11:18 AM
Is that a level of wing-heat? I'm thinking a sandwich would be good.
yes. a little below bentley's.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-01-2009, 11:18 AM
organic bananas are not as sweet as regular bananas.
you're still supposed to peel them.

RandomGuy
09-01-2009, 11:51 AM
Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Don't spit into the wind.

That is all.

manufan10
09-01-2009, 01:07 PM
It's still weird when people call me sir.. I'm not that old! :lol

mookie2001
09-01-2009, 01:11 PM
i expect sir, i go into a place and spend my money and the people call me Jimmy?

F that, its Mr. De La-

manufan10
09-01-2009, 01:16 PM
i expect sir, i go into a place and spend my money and the people call me Jimmy?

F that, its Mr. De La-

:lol

I'm at work, o it's a little different. I'm use to the one saying sir or ma'am. :lol

manufan10
09-01-2009, 01:17 PM
It's going to rain some more!!! WOOOOO!

manufan10
09-01-2009, 01:26 PM
It's raining hard!! Hopefully this means goodbye drought in South Texas! *crosses fingers*

JoeChalupa
09-01-2009, 01:35 PM
Being in the hospital sucks. Having surgery sucks even more.

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 01:46 PM
It's raining hard!! Hopefully this means goodbye drought in South Texas! *crosses fingers*

Wait where in South Texas are you in?

mrsmaalox
09-01-2009, 01:47 PM
Being in the hospital sucks. Having surgery sucks even more.

Oh no Joe! Everything okay?

manufan10
09-01-2009, 02:06 PM
Wait where in South Texas are you in?

Rio Grande Valley..

manufan10
09-01-2009, 02:07 PM
Being in the hospital sucks. Having surgery sucks even more.


Oh no Joe! Everything okay?

Ditto.

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 02:30 PM
Rio Grande Valley..

Where im from San Benito

manufan10
09-01-2009, 02:32 PM
Where im from San Benito

Rio Hondo.

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 02:36 PM
Rio Hondo.

No wonder you work at a school like that, your from the valley....its explains a lot lol. What year did you grad?

manufan10
09-01-2009, 02:45 PM
No wonder you work at a school like that, your from the valley....its explains a lot lol. What year did you grad?

:lol

I graduated in 2002.

ATRAIN
09-01-2009, 02:55 PM
:lol

I graduated in 2002.

lol gotcha, then you prob dont know the people I know.

JudynTX
09-01-2009, 03:42 PM
This day went by so fast and I like it. :tu

manufan10
09-02-2009, 09:33 AM
I hope it rains more today!

JudynTX
09-02-2009, 09:36 AM
How many sports talk radio threads do we need? Sheesh!

Viva Las Espuelas
09-02-2009, 09:45 AM
How many sports talk radio threads do we need? Sheesh!
and in the wrong forum..........


:wakeup

sonic21
09-02-2009, 09:46 AM
i am so fucking enraged. people are idiots sometimes. complete idiots

JudynTX
09-02-2009, 09:48 AM
and in the wrong forum..........


:wakeup

Attn forum police! :lol


i am so fucking enraged. people are idiots sometimes. complete idiots

www.ihatepeople.com :D

gatoloco
09-02-2009, 10:04 AM
lotta enraged people venting on the internet these days...:lol

did we suddenly forget what rough sex was for?

sonic21
09-02-2009, 10:13 AM
so i was on a plane for 12 hours now i have to work, i haven't slept for 2 days and everybody at work is pissing me off.

mrsmaalox
09-02-2009, 10:27 AM
How many sports talk radio threads do we need? Sheesh!

I think it would be nice if they had their own forum or thread somewhere in the sports pages. I bet they'd get a ton more traffic from people who listen to sports radio but don't necessarily visit the Club on ST.

JudynTX
09-02-2009, 10:28 AM
I think it would be nice if they had their own forum or thread somewhere in the sports pages. I bet they'd get a ton more traffic from people who listen to sports radio but don't necessarily visit the Club on ST.

Good suggestion. :tu Make it happen. :lol

manufan10
09-02-2009, 11:07 AM
Why so many randomness threads?? Gosh it's so annoying. I wish they'd have their own forum somewhere else. Geez. :p:

manufan10
09-02-2009, 03:13 PM
It's humid outside. :(

mrsmaalox
09-02-2009, 03:16 PM
And I'm having an allergy attack from hell :(

Viva Las Espuelas
09-02-2009, 03:22 PM
Good suggestion. :tu Make it happen. :lol

hmmm. and i got


Attn forum police! :lol

mrsmaalox
09-02-2009, 03:26 PM
hmmm. and i got

It's because I'm much more tactful than you :angel

Viva Las Espuelas
09-02-2009, 03:29 PM
It's because I'm much more tactful than you :angel
i guess i'll present a dissertation next time.


:wakeup

mrsmaalox
09-02-2009, 03:32 PM
i guess i'll present a dissertation next time.


:wakeup

Less is more ;)

Viva Las Espuelas
09-02-2009, 03:41 PM
Less is more ;)


I think it would be nice if they had their own forum or thread somewhere in the sports pages. I bet they'd get a ton more traffic from people who listen to sports radio but don't necessarily visit the Club on ST.


and in the wrong forum..........


:wakeup

umm yeah
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/lumbergh/lumbergh1.jpg

mrsmaalox
09-02-2009, 03:44 PM
umm yeah
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/lumbergh/lumbergh1.jpg

I was referring to a dissertation.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-02-2009, 03:47 PM
I was referring to a dissertation.

ah

JudynTX
09-03-2009, 08:07 AM
I am looking forward to my 4-day weekend. :toast

manufan10
09-03-2009, 08:29 AM
I am looking forward to my 4-day weekend. :toast

Lucky! I don't even get a three day weekend. :(

manufan10
09-03-2009, 08:30 AM
I like to laugh at the kids who pretend to be sick. I escort them to the restroom and they make all these throwing up sounds. :lol

JudynTX
09-03-2009, 08:32 AM
Lucky! I don't even get a three day weekend. :(

What? You have to work Labor Day?

manufan10
09-03-2009, 08:37 AM
What? You have to work Labor Day?

We have stupid inservice meetings. The students have off; the staff doesn't. :depressed

JudynTX
09-03-2009, 08:38 AM
We have stupid inservice meetings. The students have off; the staff doesn't. :depressed

That's bullcrap and I wouldn't stand for it. :lol

sonic21
09-03-2009, 08:44 AM
my sister asked me today to choose a name for her future baby. :toast

Texas_Ranger
09-03-2009, 08:46 AM
There's a great girl in my school. I need to make some contact with her. :)

JudynTX
09-03-2009, 01:00 PM
Thinking about you mom. :)

marini martini
09-03-2009, 01:03 PM
:(

JudynTX
09-03-2009, 01:04 PM
What's so funny about me thinking about my deceased mom?

manufan10
09-03-2009, 01:09 PM
What's so funny about me thinking about my deceased mom?

To me, it looked like you were making fun of Texas_Ranger.

marini martini
09-03-2009, 01:10 PM
Thanks manu............I misread your post PS!!!

JudynTX
09-03-2009, 01:27 PM
Thanks manu............I misread your post PS!!!

:jekka No worries.

manufan10
09-03-2009, 02:26 PM
This kid keeps faking like he's sick. Judge already told him he can't go home early or miss a day. :lol They never learn. I've escorted him to the restroom several times and he makes sounds like he's throwing up. Then he walks out all cool and asks if I can call his mom to come pick him up. DOH!

mrsmaalox
09-03-2009, 03:00 PM
Don't you just love taking the first scoop out of a brand new jar of peanut butter?

manufan10
09-03-2009, 03:13 PM
Don't you just love taking the first scoop out of a brand new jar of peanut butter?

Depends on the brand! :lol

manufan10
09-04-2009, 08:25 AM
Tgif!

Texas_Ranger
09-05-2009, 04:07 AM
Now I can't wait to go to school on monday. The girl fucked my mind.

sonic21
09-05-2009, 04:37 AM
i took the plane wednesday and Lufthansa lost my luggages, i'm still waiting for them

JoeChalupa
09-06-2009, 06:30 AM
Is back home.

manufan10
09-07-2009, 10:56 AM
Had to work on Labor Day. :( However, I'm just watching ESPN and surfing the internet. What was the point in coming to work?

angel_luv
09-07-2009, 11:13 AM
Had to work on Labor Day. :( However, I'm just watching ESPN and surfing the internet. What was the point in coming to work?

Time and a half to watch ESPN and surf the internet?

manufan10
09-07-2009, 11:15 AM
Time and a half to watch ESPN and surf the internet?

I work for a school district. We don't receive time and a half. :depressed I don't have to worry about students, but it would have been nice to stay home and not show up.

spursfan09
09-07-2009, 11:16 AM
Running feels good in the morning, gets my blood flowing, and I'm breathing better. Now I can study!

JudynTX
09-08-2009, 08:03 AM
Why do weekends go by so fast?

manufan10
09-08-2009, 09:01 AM
Why do weekends go by so fast?

Time flies when you're having fun.

manufan10
09-08-2009, 02:02 PM
It's raining again. :D

JudynTX
09-08-2009, 02:03 PM
It's raining again. :D

Do you have an umbrella?

manufan10
09-08-2009, 02:16 PM
Do you have an umbrella?

No. :depressed

JoeChalupa
09-08-2009, 03:35 PM
ella...ella...aye...aye...aye...

Viva Las Espuelas
09-08-2009, 03:41 PM
oktoberfest in 2 weeks..............YAY

manufan10
09-08-2009, 04:20 PM
I have the farts. :(

JudynTX
09-08-2009, 04:20 PM
oktoberfest in 2 weeks..............YAY

Wurstfest FTW

Viva Las Espuelas
09-08-2009, 04:23 PM
Wurstfest FTW

"A ten day Salute To Sausage"

:lmao

no wonder.

:lmao

JudynTX
09-09-2009, 08:06 AM
"A ten day Salute To Sausage"

:lmao

no wonder.

:lmao

:hat There's always a reason behind my madness.

manufan10
09-09-2009, 08:33 AM
"A ten day Salute To Sausage"

:lmao

no wonder.

:lmao

:lol

JudynTX
09-09-2009, 11:13 AM
Yay!!! It's raining!!!!!!!!!!

katyon6th
09-09-2009, 11:17 AM
I typically wash my hair every day, which I endlessly hear is not so good. So, starting this morning I decided I was only going to wash my hair every other morning. And I feel dirty.

JudynTX
09-09-2009, 11:18 AM
I typically wash my hair every day, which I endlessly hear is not so good. So, starting this morning I decided I was only going to wash my hair every other morning. And I feel dirty.

I don't wash my hair everyday, still shower everyday though, but I don't feel dirty.

katyon6th
09-09-2009, 11:21 AM
I don't wash my hair everyday, still shower everyday though, but I don't feel dirty.

Oh, I showered. The dirty hair is going to take some getting used to, I suppose.

manufan10
09-09-2009, 11:22 AM
I typically wash my hair every day, which I endlessly hear is not so good. So, starting this morning I decided I was only going to wash my hair every other morning. And I feel dirty.

Oh I thought it was you weren't suppose to shower everyday.. WHOOPS! :depressed

JudynTX
09-09-2009, 11:24 AM
Oh, I showered. The dirty hair is going to take some getting used to, I suppose.

As long as you aren't sweating. lol

SpursStalker
09-09-2009, 11:25 AM
It's freaking POURING rain!!!

:downspin:

manufan10
09-09-2009, 11:26 AM
Yay!!! It's raining!!!!!!!!!!


It's freaking POURING rain!!!

:downspin:

Hope y'all have umbrellas! :blah

SpursStalker
09-09-2009, 11:29 AM
Hope y'all have umbrellas! :blah

I have more than one ...

I'm renting them out as we speak

:D

mrsmaalox
09-09-2009, 11:42 AM
I have a headache :(

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 11:49 AM
They are laying people off at work and for some reason I kind of hope they call me in so I can move back home and collect unemployment for a while.

JudynTX
09-09-2009, 12:00 PM
They are laying people off at work and for some reason I kind of hope they call me in so I can move back home and collect unemployment for a while.

Stand in line then. I have a sister who works for the state and she tells us of senior citizens now asking for assistance.

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 12:02 PM
Stand in line then. I have a sister who works for the state and she tells us of senior citizens now asking for assistance.

Calm down there prude, I still have my job for now.

JudynTX
09-09-2009, 12:03 PM
Calm down there prude, I still have my job for now.

Just giving you a heads up.

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 12:04 PM
Just giving you a heads up.

I thought you dont give head

PRUDE

:lol

JudynTX
09-09-2009, 12:06 PM
I thought you dont give head

PRUDE

:lol

I set you up with that one, thank me later. :lol

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 12:07 PM
I set you up with that one, thank me later. :lol

HA

don't act like you did that on purpose

mrsmaalox
09-09-2009, 12:09 PM
Stand in line then. I have a sister who works for the state and she tells us of senior citizens now asking for assistance.

My sister in law took unemployment for a couple of months at the beginning of the year and took care of it all online. She never had to leave her house.

marini martini
09-09-2009, 12:12 PM
My sister in law took unemployment for a couple of months at the beginning of the year and took care of it all online. She never had to leave her house.

Is that your SIL, that had the leg amputation??? Did she get her job back at I Hop???:lol

mrsmaalox
09-09-2009, 12:15 PM
Is that your SIL, that had the leg amputation??? Did she get her job back at I Hop???:lol

Marini! I hope you know you are going straight to Hell :lol

No it was my brother's wife.

manufan10
09-09-2009, 12:17 PM
Just giving you head.

FIFY

:downspin:

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 12:17 PM
My sister in law took unemployment for a couple of months at the beginning of the year and took care of it all online. She never had to leave her house.

Nice that means I can be the lazy mexican ive always dreamt about being.

manufan10
09-09-2009, 12:18 PM
Is that your SIL, that had the leg amputation??? Did she get her job back at I Hop???:lol

:lmao

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 12:18 PM
Maybe Manufan can get me a job with the troubled teens till the Acadamy calls me.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-09-2009, 12:19 PM
Is that your SIL, that had the leg amputation??? Did she get her job back at I Hop???:lol


:lmao

that's wrong marini

:lmao

what do you call a man with no arms and legs at your front door?

marini martini
09-09-2009, 12:24 PM
:lmao

that's wrong marini

:lmao

what do you call a man with no arms and legs at your front door?

Bob!!!:toast

marini martini
09-09-2009, 12:25 PM
What do you call a man with no arms & legs stuck to your wall???

Viva Las Espuelas
09-09-2009, 12:25 PM
Bob!!!:toast
no. matt.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-09-2009, 12:25 PM
What do you call a man with no arms & legs stuck to your wall???
art

manufan10
09-09-2009, 12:27 PM
What do you call a man with no arms & legs stuck to your wall???

Stuck. :D

marini martini
09-09-2009, 12:32 PM
no. matt.

Oh yeah, Bob's the guy floating in the ocean with no arms and legs!:lol

TDMVPDPOY
09-09-2009, 12:51 PM
hey look sequ

http://i27.tinypic.com/10g0meh.gif

katyon6th
09-09-2009, 12:52 PM
Every morning on my way to work I pass by the bus stop on S. Alamo near S. Flores and there's an old man sitting on the bench wearing the same clothes every day - white men's undershirt and light colored jeans and he's carrying a hot pink backpack. I giggle every time.

I haven't seen the old man with the hot pink backpack in over a week. I hope he's okay.

marini martini
09-09-2009, 12:56 PM
I haven't seen the old man with the hot pink backpack in over a week. I hope he's okay.

Me too!

manufan10
09-09-2009, 01:00 PM
:wow

I hear thunder outside!

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 01:05 PM
I haven't seen the old man with the hot pink backpack in over a week. I hope he's okay.

Talking to yourself again I see

katyon6th
09-09-2009, 01:10 PM
Talking to yourself again I see

Well, it's not like I can talk to the old man. He's not there anymore.

manufan10
09-09-2009, 01:13 PM
:lol

manufan10
09-09-2009, 01:21 PM
I saw a mosquito so full of blood right now that it couldn't fly anymore. It was just hopping around.

I hope it rains more than yesterday. It only drizzled, but it thundered like it was going to pour down rain. :(

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 01:56 PM
Well, it's not like I can talk to the old man. He's not there anymore.

what old man?

katyon6th
09-09-2009, 02:02 PM
what old man?

Exactly!

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 02:15 PM
Exactly!

OH SHIT!!! THAT just blew my mind.

mrsmaalox
09-09-2009, 02:44 PM
Yay! I just finished my chores! I might have a nap :)

ATRAIN
09-09-2009, 02:46 PM
yay! I just finished my chores! I might have a nap :)

yay no one cares

mrsmaalox
09-09-2009, 02:48 PM
yay no one cares

You go fly a kite, Mr. Grump

marini martini
09-09-2009, 03:03 PM
"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?" --Marilyn Pittman

manufan10
09-09-2009, 03:15 PM
"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?" --Marilyn Pittman

:lmao

The new dildo generation.. :wow

Fabbs
09-09-2009, 06:14 PM
My Queens just sucked out Kings on the River.
All in.

DMX7
09-10-2009, 12:45 AM
I'm not gay, but that said...

If being gay is wrong, then why does watching lesbians make out feel so right.

HORNSWOGGLE
09-10-2009, 08:24 AM
your hat is lovely

JudynTX
09-10-2009, 09:52 AM
Alice in Chains is coming to San Antonio!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes

manufan10
09-10-2009, 12:04 PM
Alice in Chains is coming to San Antonio!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes

Is that some kind of live lesbian kinky porn? Alice in chains, that sounds hot! :D

JudynTX
09-10-2009, 12:06 PM
Is that some kind of live lesbian kinky porn? Alice in chains, that sounds hot! :D

Go to your room! :nope

:lol

manufan10
09-10-2009, 12:07 PM
:lol

JoeChalupa
09-10-2009, 02:12 PM
I'm thirsty. Crystal light it is.

ATRAIN
09-10-2009, 02:16 PM
I'm thirsty. Crystal light it is.

I thought only women and fags drank that?

JoeChalupa
09-10-2009, 02:18 PM
I thought only women and fags drank that?

All I know is that I like it.

ATRAIN
09-10-2009, 02:21 PM
All I know is that I like it.

LOL im just fucking with ya. I dont know anyone that drinks that though. What does it taste like?

JoeChalupa
09-10-2009, 02:31 PM
LOL im just fucking with ya. I dont know anyone that drinks that though. What does it taste like?

Yeah, I know. :lol
It tastes pretty good. The wife bought me some to put in my bottled water. The lemonade is the only one I've tried so far. I'm also drinking de-caf tea w/splenda.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-10-2009, 02:38 PM
I thought only women and fags drank that?

:lmao

that's funny. my mom used to get mad at me when i would drink Tab as a kid. i always wondered why. your post reminded me of that.

JoeChalupa
09-10-2009, 02:45 PM
:lmao

that's funny. my mom used to get mad at me when i would drink Tab as a kid. i always wondered why. your post reminded me of that.

She was just keeping tabs on you is all.

manufan10
09-10-2009, 02:47 PM
I'm thirsty. Crystal light it is.

I have Gatorade packets that I use.

ATRAIN
09-10-2009, 02:51 PM
I have Gatorade packets that I use.

Are those any good? Ive tried the Nestea Green Tea Packets. They are just ok.

manufan10
09-10-2009, 02:57 PM
Are those any good? Ive tried the Nestea Green Tea Packets. They are just ok.

They're good. I like them better than the Crystal Lights. Crystal Lights don't give enough flavor to the water, IMO. The Gatorade packets actually taste like Gatorade, not a watered down product.

JoeChalupa
09-10-2009, 03:40 PM
They're good. I like them better than the Crystal Lights. Crystal Lights don't give enough flavor to the water, IMO. The Gatorade packets actually taste like Gatorade, not a watered down product.

I actually think Crystal light has more than enough flavor. Most of the time I don't pour it all in because I need to soften the flavor. Makes it just right for me...not too sweet. I'm not sure if I can drink the Gatorade ones now that I'm diabetic.

mrsmaalox
09-10-2009, 03:55 PM
The frozen Crystal Light pops are delicious. But the only place that I have found them is at Walmart, and I don't go there much.

JudynTX
09-10-2009, 04:03 PM
Hey guys, is it true that more than a mouthful is a waste? :wakeup

mrsmaalox
09-10-2009, 04:06 PM
Hey guys, is it true that more than a handful is a waste? :wakeup

I thought it was more than a mouthful is a waste?

JudynTX
09-10-2009, 04:13 PM
I thought it was more than a mouthful is a waste?

:lmao Thanks Chippy!

Viva Las Espuelas
09-10-2009, 04:14 PM
Chippy!:lmao

mrsmaalox
09-10-2009, 04:25 PM
:lmao Thanks Chippy!

Anytime! :lol


:lmao

You just answer the question!

Viva Las Espuelas
09-10-2009, 04:33 PM
You just answer the question!
:lmao

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 08:57 AM
Hey guys, is it true that more than a mouthful is a waste? :wakeup

You talking about your tetas?

manufan10
09-11-2009, 09:18 AM
It's been raining since 8 this morning. Friday night football is going to be a muddy one.

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 09:26 AM
It's been raining since 8 this morning. Friday night football is going to be a muddy one.

Its the battle of the Arroyo this week right?

manufan10
09-11-2009, 09:29 AM
Its the battle of the Arroyo this week right?

Yeah. Hopefully the Greyhounds stomp a mudhole in the Cardinals. :D

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 09:33 AM
Yeah. Hopefully the Greyhounds stomp a mudhole in the Cardinals. :D

Go Hounds!!!! LOL

Hey let me know the score later tonight or tomm. Have you been to the new Stadium in SB?

manufan10
09-11-2009, 09:41 AM
Go Hounds!!!! LOL

Hey let me know the score later tonight or tomm. Have you been to the new Stadium in SB?

Yeah, it's awesome.

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 09:42 AM
Yeah, it's awesome.

I wanna try and catch a game there this year but dont know if I will be able to make it.

bus driver
09-11-2009, 10:57 AM
does anyone know why in the Bee movie they reference San Antonio?

DMX7
09-11-2009, 12:22 PM
does anyone know why in the Bee movie they reference San Antonio?

When and how do they reference it?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-11-2009, 12:29 PM
That low-battery chirp from the smoke detectors is fucking annoying.

Figures I wouldn't have any 9Vs on hand.

JudynTX
09-11-2009, 02:06 PM
Hell yes I'm drinking alcoholic beverages tonight! :toast

manufan10
09-11-2009, 02:10 PM
The sky cleared up from about 9:30-12:30, then it darkened again, and at 1:45 started raining again. :)

katyon6th
09-11-2009, 02:12 PM
That low-battery chirp from the smoke detectors is fucking annoying.

Figures I wouldn't have any 9Vs on hand.

The other day I was scrutinized for not knowing what a 9V is. I didn't see what the big deal was.

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:17 PM
Hell yes I'm drinking alcoholic beverages tonight! :toast

I think I will be as well.

manufan10
09-11-2009, 02:17 PM
The other day I was scrutinized for not knowing what a 9V is. I didn't see what the big deal was.

Isn't that a bra size? :wow

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:17 PM
Katy where have you been the last few months? Do you have job connections in Austin yet?

JudynTX
09-11-2009, 02:19 PM
I think I will be as well.

What's your pleasure?

JoeChalupa
09-11-2009, 02:21 PM
I could use a beer right now.

katyon6th
09-11-2009, 02:21 PM
Friday is bowling legaue night for me. Mullets galore. There's this one guy nicknamed Goose that has the craziest mullet I've ever seen. He's also missing one of his front teeth. And he wears a huge belt buckle that says Goose on it. Every week. How awesome is that?

I'm heading to Casbeers afterwards. So, I'll be intaking alchoholic beverages as well tonight. Cheers!

katyon6th
09-11-2009, 02:23 PM
Katy where have you been the last few months? Do you have job connections in Austin yet?

I have job connections all over the country. Seriously, though, we have an Austin branch. In the market for a new job?

CuckingFunt
09-11-2009, 02:24 PM
I did alcoholic beverages last night. Things didn't go well. I shan't be repeating tonight.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-11-2009, 02:24 PM
You should ask him if he's ever seen a Mig 28 do a 4g negative dive.

katyon6th
09-11-2009, 02:25 PM
Okay. What if he says yes?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-11-2009, 02:26 PM
Take me to bed or lose me forever.

katyon6th
09-11-2009, 02:28 PM
Show me the way home, honey.

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:29 PM
What's your pleasure?

depends but has been beer been it lately but usually whiskey.

JudynTX
09-11-2009, 02:31 PM
depends but has been beer been it lately but usually whiskey.

I can picture you as a beer guy, but not a whiskey guy. :lol

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:31 PM
I have job connections all over the country. Seriously, though, we have an Austin branch. In the market for a new job?

Yeah I think so. Or do you know if you guys do any projects. I worked side projects with Manpower a few years ago. Easy money for sure. Give me a call later.

CuckingFunt
09-11-2009, 02:32 PM
I picture ATRAIN enjoying a strawberry margarita.

With a sugared rim.

katyon6th
09-11-2009, 02:33 PM
Yeah I think so. Or do you know if you guys do any projects. I worked side projects with Manpower a few years ago. Easy money for sure. Give me a call later.

Yeah, we do contract/project work. I don't have your phone number anymore. I lost all of my phone number a couple weeks ago. Again for like the 4th time this year. I hate cell phones!!!!!

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:34 PM
I can picture you as a beer guy, but not a whiskey guy. :lol

LOL well im actually a beer snob. I also collect red wines and add them to my collection. I do go to wine bars from time to time and wine taste. LOL why not a whiskey kind of guy? I do like me some Scotch too(which is whiskey)

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:35 PM
I picture ATRAIN enjoying a strawberry margarita.

With a sugared rim.

Blasphemy!!! Margaritas should only have salt!!!! I actually drank a frozen strawberry with my mom a few weeks ago over lunch.

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:35 PM
Yeah, we do contract/project work. I don't have your phone number anymore. I lost all of my phone number a couple weeks ago. Again for like the 4th time this year. I hate cell phones!!!!!

NICE, we def need to talk then. I have too much time on my hands and I should be out making money. Ill pm you my number.

JudynTX
09-11-2009, 02:36 PM
LOL well im actually a beer snob. I also collect red wines and add them to my collection. I do go to wine bars from time to time and wine taste. LOL why not a whiskey kind of guy? I do like me some Scotch too(which is whiskey)

So how many bottles are in your collection right now? What's wrong with white wine, you racist! :lol

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:42 PM
So how many bottles are in your collection right now? What's wrong with white wine, you racist! :lol

Well im limited on space but around 10 I think right now. My wine rack is full. A few of those are over 3 years old. Im waiting for them to peak. I just dont like white wine......SORRY!!! I dont know if its the room temp thing that draws me to reds but whites are too pussy. I will drink a Pinot Grigio though.

JoeChalupa
09-11-2009, 02:42 PM
I collected beer cans in my youth.

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:43 PM
So how many bottles are in your collection right now? What's wrong with white wine, you racist! :lol

Got a few bottles of whiskey in my collection too. Scotch, well that didnt last very long.

ATRAIN
09-11-2009, 02:44 PM
I collected beer cans in my youth.

LOL im part of a beer club in Austin, well working on it. I need around 20 more to be "part" of the club.