The completely random thought thread

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Use drippings for gravy. Gravy is kinda sorta easy. Have you made it before?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And "mexican spaghetti"?? Eeh.

[JoeChalupa]

So what did you all think about Lady Gaga's performance last night on the VMA's? I thought she was great and Brian May rocked.

[JudynTX]

She looks horrible as a dude. ^^^^

[BlackSwordsMan]

shes an ugly chick and an ugly dude
she looked like that jew from saving private ryan who gets knifed in his jew heart

[JudynTX]

She reminded me of the Karate Kid. :lmao

[BlackSwordsMan]

Her idea of a man is smoking and acting like a total factious pig toward woman. I as a man am totally offended. I deserve an apology. :cry

[JudynTX]

:lol Was her shirt meant to be dirty?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Man is dirty. :cry

[BlackSwordsMan]

baked hot cheetos are good

[JudynTX]

Those awards are so stupid anyway.

[bus driver]

Whatever you do, don't think anymore

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133749&highlight=Dinner


move my post to this thread please :wakeup


Take a guess, asshole.

r u a waitress? sorry i will tip better. :(

[desflood]

There is one person in my life that I occasionally genuinely want to murder. Unfortunately that person is a permanent family member. Not my immediate family, at least - thank God for small favors.

[RandomGuy]

baked hot cheetos are good

Also good:

Crush a Dorito onto plain scrambled eggs. The retro "taco" flavor ones work well. Adds a bit of salt, crunch, and cheese to the soft eggs providing a surprisingly wonderful contrast in textures and taste.

[RandomGuy]

There is one person in my life that I occasionally genuinely want to murder. Unfortunately that person is a permanent family member. Not my immediate family, at least - thank God for small favors.

I would not cry if Pauly Shore's existence ended, and am not entirely sure I would stop to help him if he were drowning.

[cantthinkofanything]

When I was younger, my mom would make Peanut Bacon Cheese Toast for me in the morning. I realize that this sounds pretty gross but really is very good. Hadn't thought about it until the RG comment a couple above. I can't find anyone else who has tried it to confirm its synergistic goodness...greatness.

[bus driver]

waked into the restroom about 5 minutes ago and the smell hit me like a pile of rotten eggs.
i thought courtesy flushes were common knowledge.

the door isnt flush with the stall wall so sometimes when you walk into the restroom you will see someone peeking through the space; cracks me up every time.

[cantthinkofanything]

waked into the restroom about 5 minutes ago and the smell hit me like a pile of rotten eggs.
i thought courtesy flushes were common knowledge.

the door isnt flush with the stall wall so sometimes when you walk into the restroom you will see someone peeking through the space; cracks me up every time.

So, they catch you looking through the crack into the stall at them?

[bus driver]

So, they catch you looking through the crack into the stall at them?



:lmao :lmao


No :wakeup

[cantthinkofanything]

:lmao :lmao


No :wakeup

I HATE this emoticon more than any other :wakeup.
It drives me insane. After that, I hate these next two...
:stirpot: :ihit

But you did say that you catch people looking through the spaces. When you stand at the urinal, do you also catch people scratching their balls?:danceclub

[Libri]

Fucking tailgater almost hit my car. :flipoff

[mrsmaalox]

Also good:

Crush a Dorito onto plain scrambled eggs. The retro "taco" flavor ones work well. Adds a bit of salt, crunch, and cheese to the soft eggs providing a surprisingly wonderful contrast in textures and taste.

Sounds like you could call that recipe "Trailer Park Migas" :lol

[Chachachango]

I just got my replacement evo 4g for free and i didn't even spend a dime for insurance. I feel like a pimp.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Lil Wayne has this song called ''Mega Man Carter'' and I thinking he would rap about Mega Man was quickly barraged by the word ''nigga'' and how he fucks pussy in burger kings.

[BlackSwordsMan]

red dot indian chicks are hot

[JudynTX]

Who's psyched about SOA returning?

[BlackSwordsMan]

huh?

[BlackSwordsMan]

supernatural?

[JudynTX]

Sons of Anarachy :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

OHHHHHH im excited for supernatural
castiel is god now and sam and dean are like WHOIA o_o

[JudynTX]

I had to google that. Is it good?

[BlackSwordsMan]

if you're a female 18-22 <_<

[JudynTX]

:lol That leaves me out.

[BlackSwordsMan]

it should leave me out too <_<

[BlackSwordsMan]

>_>

[BlackSwordsMan]

but it doesn't its a show about angels and humans and demons but eveyrone looks human cause the show is too poor and on a budget to afford actual demon costumes
true story

[BlackSwordsMan]

''rarrr im a demon lad''
sometimes they're british

[BlackSwordsMan]

''im an angel im here to help''
''piss off you cheeky angel''

[JudynTX]

but it doesn't its a show about angels and humans and demons but eveyrone looks human cause the show is too poor and on a budget to afford actual demon costumes
true story

I'll check out a few episodes.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

SOA sucks ass

[JudynTX]

SOA sucks ass

:ihit Why?

[JoeChalupa]

I slept like a rock last night and I'm ready for today.

[Agloco]

4 glasses of Grand Marnier, a pipe and a Diffusion Tensor Imaging book = nirvana.

[DMC]

Fucking high pressure oil pump. Great.

[Boris]

I can make a damn fine sammich.

[DMC]

I can make a damn fine sammich.
Don't let DoK know you have a sammich.

[BlackSwordsMan]

shaved ice is awesome

[DMX7]

shaved ice is awesome

It really is. You made me want some now.

[mrsmaalox]

Geez, does there exist a more BORING breakfast than Rice Krispies?? :sleep

[cantthinkofanything]

Geez, does there exist a more BORING breakfast than Rice Krispies?? :sleep

Corn flakes say, "hi".

[marini martini]

Geez, does there exist a more BORING breakfast than Rice Krispies?? :sleep

Do you still eat 'em with water?

[mrsmaalox]

Do you still eat 'em with water?

Well actually it was sooo boring that I threw in a splash of milk with the water but it didn't help at all----and now I have tummy bubbles :cry


And another thing.......we have had 2 power outtages so far this morning. I will not be tricked into resetting all the clocks in my house should it happen again.

[desflood]

My inner alcoholic is coming out early today; I suddenly have the urge to drink a boilermaker or three.

[JudynTX]

You asked me to do what?

[mrsmaalox]

Today is my baby's birthday.....and I got an ice cream cake from Baskin-Robbins :elephant :elephant

Dessert time just won't get here fast enough!!

[bus driver]

man funds running low and three weeks to go.
looks like PB&J the rest of the way and watered down beer.

[desflood]

Kids are a huge pain in the butt - but once in a while the laughs are worth it. The oldest is drawing today; I walk into the kitchen and staring at me from the fridge is Luke Skywalker, lightsaber at the ready, saying, "Obi-Wan told me you killed my father." Junior high nerd humor at its best.

[silverblk mystix]

True story from the Crossbar hotel the other day...

Kid comes in and I was getting him to his housing and locking him up...and as we were getting his mattress...he says to me-visibly shaken..."I never been in here before..I...I..I don't know what to do..."

He was on the verge of tears...shaking...ready to break down....

So my evil mind started working overtime...I told him;

"Look...they say...I don't personally know...but many people who do...say that if you tense up...your Sphincter muscle will really tighten...and it will be more painful...so just relax and go with it...it isn't that bad...that's what they say!" :lmao


Well....to be perfectly honest...I was about to say that...but I felt that he was about to blow snot bubbles all over me....

So what I REALLY said was;

"Look...these guys don't know why you are here and they don't know if this is your first time or your tenth time...so tie your balls in a knot...act like you've been here before. They will try to find out...just act kinda like a prick...don't answer shit...and they will think you don't wanna be fucked with and leave you alone. You'll be alright."

He kinda relaxed and an hour or two later he was acting like it was no big deal.

I was tempted to treat myself to some comedy relief...but...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Kids are a huge pain in the butt - but once in a while the laughs are worth it. The oldest is drawing today; I walk into the kitchen and staring at me from the fridge is Luke Skywalker, lightsaber at the ready, saying, "Obi-Wan told me you killed my father." Junior high nerd humor at its best.

:lol that's awesome.

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh. Totally don't feel like cooking tonight.......

[JudynTX]

Oh wow, I didn't know the Silver Stars were in the playoffs.

[cantthinkofanything]

Oh wow, I didn't know the Silver Stars were in the playoffs.

What are the Silver Stars?

[JudynTX]

chick basketball

[mrsmaalox]

Exterminators are definitely the creepiest guys on earth.

[desflood]

Well dear, they do kill things for a living. :lol

[FarmersAlmanac]

On This Day!
1968 - "All Along the Watchtower" was released by Jimi Hendrix.
1972 - ABC-TV debuted "In Concert." Alice Cooper appeared in the first episode.
1974 - BTO released "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet."
1974 - Jeff "Skunk" Baxter joined the Doobie Brother

[SourCandy]

Heinz ketchup with new design break-thru ketchup packets..they worked on for 3 years? They are small box like so you can dip your fries on the go. Aren't these the ones that whataburger has had for years?

[Spam]

Heinz ketchup with new design break-thru ketchup packets..they worked on for 3 years? They are small box like so you can dip your fries on the go. Aren't these the ones that whataburger has had for years?

It is about time they ketchup.

[cantthinkofanything]

^ LOL


Heinz ketchup with new design break-thru ketchup packets..they worked on for 3 years? They are small box like so you can dip your fries on the go. Aren't these the ones that whataburger has had for years?

But no, the new Heinz packets can also be used as squeeze dispensers. They are in every way superior to Whataburger's. Except for the ketchup.

[desflood]

I spent all morning at the DMV yesterday. It was a 25-minute wait in line outside the door just to get into the building to get a number. As I was standing in that line I suddenly thought, "Why are we doing this? Why do we allow so much of our time to be eaten up waiting around for some kind of government approval? We should all be ashamed of ourselves." Then I got to move forward three steps and immediately my disgruntled mind was quieted, as I was finally close enough to feel the air conditioning coming from the open door.

I am a sheeple.

[bus driver]

i have noticed alot of DV plates and handicap tags in the city.
what gives?

this one lady was driving a silver toyota with DV plate and was driving like a bat out of hell.

[JudynTX]

Will we still be wearing flip flops in December?

[bus driver]

Will we still be wearing flip flops in December?


http://media.firebox.com/pic/p254ex2.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gas at $2.96. Yay?

[bus driver]

Gas at $2.96. Yay?

:wow

holy fuckn shit!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fucking shit is right, mang. And that's without a silly discount card.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes I was surprised when I filled up last week for $3.12/gal. Then this morning I read this:
http://www.npr.org/2011/10/06/141087613/under-a-barrel-what-happened-to-rising-gas-prices?sc=fb&cc=fp. I hope it continues.

[bus driver]

i can at least drive my truck downtown now, without spending $80 + in gas

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The next upswing in gas prices should be the big one.

[*God*]

The next upswing in gas prices should be the big one.


You have no idea, my boy.

[Blake]

The next upswing in gas prices should be the big one.

my guess is about two months after the next election.

[Tinystarz]

just when I thought the boys jeans couldn't get any tighter.

[FarmersAlmanac]

On This Day!
1962 - The BBC banned the song "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett.
1964 - Shangri-Las released "Leader Of The Pack."
1965 - The Supremes made their first appearance on the "Ed Sullivan Show."
1970 - "Tears Of A Clown" was released by Smokey Robinson & The Miracl

[bus driver]

just when I thought the boys jeans couldn't get any tighter.

are skinny jeans still popular? i saw this ~40 old women wearing some....not bad.
although she had T&A to go along with it.

[JudynTX]

just when I thought the boys jeans couldn't get any tighter.

Do tight jeans cut off your.....ugh....circulation? :lol

[JudynTX]

Tomorrow!!!!! \m/

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[Viva Las Espuelas]

my guess is about two months after the next election.

If we're lucky

[mrsmaalox]

LOL I actually watched an entire DWTS last night while I waited for Bored To Death to come on. I must have been :D

[JudynTX]

LOL I actually watched an entire DWTS last night while I waited for Bored To Death to come on. I must have been :D

Drunk?

[marini martini]

LOL I actually watched an entire DWTS last night while I waited for Bored To Death to come on. I must have been :D


Drunk?

:lol


:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Noooo! The joke was supposed to be I was bored to death, get it? And the show I was waiting for was "Bored To Death"....see what I did there? :downspin:

[JackoLantern]

I'm looking forward to getting smashed.

[desflood]

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is awesome, but the ride was a little more wild than I expected.

[marini martini]

Anyone going? www.utopiafest.com


:downspin:

[mrsmaalox]

Yay!! Judge Judy!

[mrsmaalox]

I hate trash day on windy days.

[bus driver]

why is it common driving technique here to get on the highway at 30 mph?

[Frenzy]

why is it common driving technique here to get on the highway at 30 mph?

Cause if they go faster they might drop the taco.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

gas at $2.96. Yay?

$3.26

[marini martini]

my house almost burned down yesterday!:wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Almost burn their house down :tu

[mrsmaalox]

my house almost burned down yesterday!:wow

Not nearly as bad as my day----my lunch date cancelled and I almost starved to death! :dramaquee

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mine wasn't too great either.

[marini martini]

Not nearly as bad as my day----my lunch date cancelled and I almost starved to death! :dramaquee


Mine wasn't too great either.

Thanks for your compassion!:blah

[Frenzy]

So Gadhafi is dead huh..

[CommanderMcBragg]

I was awoken by the feel of someone walking on my bed but then realized later it was the quake.

[Frenzy]

Quake in Texas....yeah who would have thought.

[bus driver]

thought today was friday :pctoss :depressed

[=RTM=]

John Travolta tried to make a reservation at KFC? :lol

[Larry Dallas]

Today is World Pasta Day. I'm getting my noodle wet today.

[silverblk mystix]

I can't believe a guy named...

POO-HOLE

raped the Texas Rangers in the World Series....

[bus driver]

i hate it when i get calls with area codes other than 210. i dont even answer the 830 area codes either.......come to think of it, i dont ever answer my work phone. i wonder if i can disconnect it. :wakeup

[JudynTX]

Co-workers want to put up the Christmas tree in our building tomorrow. GTFO I'm not helping. :lol

[bus driver]

Co-workers want to put up the Christmas tree in our building tomorrow. GTFO I'm not helping. :lol

dont like christmas?

[DMX7]

He must hate America.

Love,
Fox News

[rolled up $20]

I had a couple of boiled eggs for breakfast today and now I'm releasing the effects.

[JudynTX]

dont like christmas?

I love Christmas, just not right now. :lol

[bus driver]

we have a thanksgiving pot luck this friday and i opted to donate cash......should i have brought a dish instead.

[JudynTX]

we have a thanksgiving pot luck this friday and i opted to donate cash......should i have brought a dish instead.

Yes, you should have taken Hot Pockets.

[bus driver]

Yes, you should have taken Hot Pockets.

hot pockets!! i would have to buy 20 boxes they way these cows eat. i was thinking more like a gallon of green beans or something.

[bag of spinach]

Take a big salad.

[Spurtacus]

I hate getting up early on my days off.

[bus driver]

thinking about buying a vacuum from overstock.com

[desflood]

I hate these big holidays that force 10 or more family members to spend the day together without being allowed to show their hatred for each other. They should just call them all "Torture Day".

[Agloco]

Cutting today short. Gonna go home and start prepping Turkey-Day sides!!!

[bus driver]

getting off at 2


:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes, you should have taken Hot Pockets.
:lol
i'm too lazy to check, but who was the one that did that?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

thinking about buying a vacuum from overstock.com
Make sure it doesn't suck.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

getting off at 2


:toast

Damn. Talk about planning ahead......

[JoeChalupa]

Today is shop Small Business Saturday. I'm headed to a local bookstore and bakery this morning. Get out there and support small business today!!

[Agloco]

Ugh, electrons do not want to behave in an external magnetic field. You're making things quite difficult for me.

[DMC]

Ugh, electrons do not want to behave in an external magnetic field. You're making things quite difficult for me.
Sounds like you're under a partial pressure.

Are you Paschenate about it?

[bus driver]

http://www.foxsanantonio.com/sections/station/news-team/images/grace-white.jpg

love me some grace white

six to midnight

[JudynTX]

:lol
i'm too lazy to check, but who was the one that did that?

I don't remember, but it was some funny stuff. :lol

[SpursStalker]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/tumblr_luc6fdztCf1qdlh1io1_250.gif

[JoeChalupa]

The heater just turned on. I keep it at 68 but turn it up when the wife gets home.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Trying to think of that other idiot that made a new thread everytime a thought came to him :reading

[bus driver]

so i am at the local walmart looking for gifts and this dude walks up and grabs a hot wheels off the rack and sticks it in his coat pocket......this was in front of about two other people.
looked around but didnt notice any employees around, but i didnt tell anyone so i would he did actually steal it or wanted to look as if he was going to steal it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Trying to think of that other idiot that made a new thread everytime a thought came to him :reading

[bus driver]

where does someone buy their fresh fruits and vegetables?
HEB is alright, but looking for a market or something.

[JudynTX]

where does someone buy their fresh fruits and vegetables?
HEB is alright, but looking for a market or something.

Pearl Brewery's Farmers Market on Saturday mornings. But if you are looking for special herbs, contact Sam Hurd. :lmao

[Frenzy]

Anybody see/know what those big ass bright flashes that lite up the sky were? There were about two or three and I was on ingram n 410. They were north east from ingram around 8:10pm

[SourCandy]

Anybody see/know what those big ass bright flashes that lite up the sky were? There were about two or three and I was on ingram n 410. They were north east from ingram around 8:10pm

My friend said she saw it too. Wtf was it?

[bus driver]

i think i am going to help a girl pay her way through medical school during my time off. :wakeup

[FarmersAlmanac]

On This Day!
1959 - Chuck Berry was arrested for transporting a minor across a state line for an immoral purpose.
1959 - The Drifters recorded "This Magic Moment."
1964 - The Beach Boys made their first appearance on "Shingdig!"
1966 - The final show of BBC-TV's "Ready, Steady Go!" was aired with the Who as special guest.
1967 - The Jimi Hendrix Experience's "Foxy Lady" was released.
1969 - Elton John and Bernie Taupin began writing songs together.
1972 - John Lennon's film "Imagine" premiered on national TV.
1974 - George Harrison released a holiday single, "Ding Dong, Ding Dong."
1977 - Cat Stevens converted to Islam and changed his name to Yusef Islam.
1978 - Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" was released.
1991 - James Brown sued the producers of the movie "The Commitments." Brown claimed that one of the characters too closely resembled him. He lost the case.

[Agloco]

Nearing the bottom of my last bottle of GM 150........:depressed

Hopefully the other half is thoughtful enough to get me another (not holding my breath).

[RIP CITY.]

Surprised? Rebecca Black's "Friday" is the top YouTube video of 2011.

[Dex]

It's like that awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it blowjob.

[desflood]

I think my MIL tried to kill me. She came into town and cooked for all of us Christmas Eve and I had food poisoning for the next day and a half. My younger son also got sick; he's the only kid that resembles my side of the family more. Coincidence? I think not.

[JudynTX]

^^^^ :lol

Hey parents, do you spoil your kids? :lmao

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NSFW!!

[bus driver]

i have a 3g so i would just give them mine, while i get a new one :lol

[mrsmaalox]

:wtf Oh those poor children. What a bunch of shitty parents. I swear, there should be some kind test to pass or license to achieve in order to reproduce.

[JudynTX]

i have a 3g so i would just give them mine, while i get a new one :lol

:tu Bratty, spoiled kids. :lol

[FarmersAlmanac]

On this day in 1933, construction began on the Golden Gate Bridge.

[JudynTX]

Yesterday I was wearing flip flops, today my boots. This weather is crazy!

[marini martini]

I just turned 100. Happy Birthday to me. Wheres my present?

[silverblk mystix]

I hate the fact that I procrastinate....sometimes I don't even

[bus driver]

has anyone ever been to Bolner's Meat Market?

http://www.bolnersmeatmarket.com/

[cantthinkofanything]

I just turned 100. Happy Birthday to me. Wheres my present?

Bend over, I'll give ya a present.

[cantthinkofanything]

has anyone ever been to Bolner's Meat Market?

http://www.bolnersmeatmarket.com/

Bend over, I'll show ya a meat market.

[marini martini]

Bend over, I'll give ya a present.


Bend over, I'll show ya a meat market.

Bend over, I'll show you a pencil.:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

...a little humor...

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.
__________________

[JudynTX]

This jackass that I work with got busted having an affair with someone else he works with. :lmao Hell hath no fury...............

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Do tell......
Those are always fun to hear. Start a new thread.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My Mom busted a couple of Cochinos at her work a couple years ago. Its a great story :lol

[JudynTX]

Do tell......
Those are always fun to hear. Start a new thread.

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ah. That was funny........

[JudynTX]

My Mom busted a couple of Cochinos at her work a couple years ago. Its a great story :lol

You mean she caught them "in the act"? :wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You mean she caught them "in the act"? :wow

Mmmhmmm. And believe me, I know the shrill of her voice that they heard.

"What are you doiiiiiiiiiiiiiong?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!" :lol

[JudynTX]

Mmmhmmm. And believe me, I know the shrill of her voice that they heard.

"What are you doiiiiiiiiiiiiiong?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!" :lol

Is that because she caught you? :rollin

[cantthinkofanything]

Is that because she caught you? :rollin

:jack

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is that because she caught you? :rollin

Oh no. I'm just speaking of the shrill. I'm an angel to my Mom :D

[JudynTX]

Oh no. I'm just speaking of the shrill. I'm an angel to my Mom :D

:violin

If I ever caught someone cheating (that I knew), I would be taking a picture. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:violin

If I ever caught someone cheating (that I knew), I would be taking a picture. :lol

She was too busy yelling "what are you doiiiiiiiiiing?!?!"

[mrsmaalox]

"DIOS MIO!!!!!!!!" :lol

[bus driver]

:violin

If I ever caught someone cheating (that I knew), I would be taking a picture. :lol

for later or for black mail

[Viva Las Espuelas]

for later or for black mail

Nah. They fired both of their asses. One of them was involved. Forgot who, though, and to what extent.

[JudynTX]

for later or for black mail

Black mail

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Do tell......
Those are always fun to hear. Start a new thread.

:wakeup

[bus driver]

after 60 years, there is no image or video of the Poe Toaster? WTF!
i can see video of an asian getting his assed kick but not this; the fucker showed up for 60 years on the same date but no body took a pic or video. i wonder what happened to the cognac......

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/284602/20120119/edgar-allen-poe-s-mysterious-graveside-toaster.htm

[The Sun]

Good morning!

[desflood]

Why are so many doctors insufferable assholes?

[JudynTX]

Spring Break in Massachusetts.

[mrsmaalox]

Spring Break in Massachusetts.

Christmas in Connecticut? Labor Day in Idaho?

[JudynTX]

Christmas in Connecticut? Labor Day in Idaho?

I'm getting away from this heat. :lol

[Cupid]

Most girls want roses, flowers, lingerie or jewelry for valentines day.

[JudynTX]

Most girls want roses, flowers, lingerie or jewelry for valentines day.

I'd rather have cash.

[bus driver]

i have never been with a women with a hairy :cat.......i wonder if i am missing out. :down:

[Vagina]

i have never been with a women with a hairy :cat.......i wonder if i am missing out. :down:

No, you are not.

[desflood]

Funny random from somebody's Facebook:

"That awkward moment when you realize that Kim Kardashian's failed marriage could've paid your college tuition for 2,833 years."

[mrsmaalox]

Whew, that's a relief.....I couldn't log in earlier and I thought I was banned or something :lol

[JudynTX]

Whew, that's a relief.....I couldn't log in earlier and I thought I was banned or something :lol

Maybe you were and just didn't know it. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

And I just wanted to let you all know that my mystical, crystal healing, aura adjusting friend sold her house and has moved into an "earthship". She's looking for a roommate if anyone is interested :)

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe you were and just didn't know it. :lol

Well hell, they could've just pinked me! :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

Oikos yogurt is amazing

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B2cn8tHQX4E/TlD_BBSXN1I/AAAAAAAAFKU/ZAehqlGztLw/s1600/Oikos_Yogurt.jpg

[JudynTX]

Well hell, they could've just pinked me! :cry

They only do that to dudes. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oikos yogurt is amazing

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B2cn8tHQX4E/TlD_BBSXN1I/AAAAAAAAFKU/ZAehqlGztLw/s1600/Oikos_Yogurt.jpg

Its awww'ite, but I prefer the plain. Mix in some pineapple, yummy. Or add a little key lime juice and some honey, yum yum.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm a consistency theorist----that Greek yogurt just feels too strange in my mouth.

[manufan10]

... just feels too strange in my mouth.

That's what she said! :toast


:hat


:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://globalmoxie.com/bm~pix/easy-button~s800x800.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Zoink!!!

Where did that home invasion thread go??????

[mrsmaalox]

Zoink!!!

Where did that home invasion thread go??????

There's some crazy shit going on! I have to assume it is related to the happenings in the NBA forum :lol

[manufan10]

There's some crazy shit going on! I have to assume it is related to the happenings in the NBA forum :lol

I concur.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Outland is an underrated sci-fi film, imo.

http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/thumb/d/d4/Outland_Poster.jpg/300px-Outland_Poster.jpg

[PakiDan]

And I just wanted to let you all know that my mystical, crystal healing, aura adjusting friend sold her house and has moved into an "earthship". She's looking for a roommate if anyone is interested :)

What is an earthship?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Oikos yogurt is amazing

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B2cn8tHQX4E/TlD_BBSXN1I/AAAAAAAAFKU/ZAehqlGztLw/s1600/Oikos_Yogurt.jpg

Tastes so good it'll make you wanna headbutt Uncle Jesse.

[mrsmaalox]

What is an earthship?

It's a totally self-sustaining house. Walls are made of earth filled milk jugs, composting toilet (yuck), passive solar; the house itself is a very cute cottage. But that "off-grid" lifestyle must take TONS of discipline.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthship

[PakiDan]

It's a totally self-sustaining house. Walls are made of earth filled milk jugs, composting toilet (yuck), passive solar; the house itself is a very cute cottage. But that "off-grid" lifestyle must take TONS of discipline.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthship

That's awesome! In SA? Does she still need a roommate?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yuck. I'm sure her crotch will reek before too long.

[desflood]

So... long story short, kids' school temporarily in my living room. Somebody's mom fed them chocolate fucking pudding for breakfast today, then brought him here. I know experts say sugar doesn't make kids hyper - I have a living, breathing contradiction to that theory running around downstairs kicking my walls and screaming. I'd like to duct tape him to a chair, then punch his mother in the goram nose.

[mrsmaalox]

That's awesome! In SA? Does she still need a roommate?

Well she says her sister is going to move here to live with her. I asked "Does Karen (sister) know about the hot summer?" to which she replied "Yes, she already lives without AC." Ha! Living without refrigerated air in Washington state is waaay different than living without it in Texas.....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yuck. I'm sure her crotch will reek before too long.

[bus driver]

does anyone still shop at sears?
my parents buy everything from that damn store; tv, appliances and the other day they said they had sears coming out to their house to shampoo the carpets.

[cantthinkofanything]

does anyone still shop at sears?
my parents buy everything from that damn store; tv, appliances and the other day they said they had sears coming out to their house to shampoo the carpets.

When I was little, I used to look forward to the Sears Catagog because the back of it was filled with pages and pages of toys. The last few pages were dedicated to electronic games and video games.

Bought an excercise bike since then and a cheap pool table several years ago. But the stores all seem run down now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Sears catalog rocked as a kid. That was me and my Mom's thing. Order from the catalog then go and hunt in that maze for it when it got there. My Mom was in bad shape once I found out you could order other things than woman's clothes and kitchen appliances through it. Fond memories.

[JudynTX]

MetalTalk.net have just been informed by a reliable source that Sharon Osbourne has fired Bill Ward. If this turns out to be true, as fully expected, then it won't go down well with the Metal community.

MetalTalk.net understands that Bill's replacement will be Tommy Clufetos from the Ozzy Osbourne band.

We'll find out more as soon as possible.

Stay posted for more information as we have it...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What a bitch.

[BlackSwordsMan]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/chive-tuesday-4.jpg?w=500&h=388

[mavs>spurs]

nicely tanned latina women with DDs and big, brown nipples are the best

[CuckingFunt]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/chive-tuesday-4.jpg?w=500&h=388

Probably more.

Tbh.

[mavs>spurs]

why don't i get the picture tbh. the 20% must be the cool ppl tbh

[BlackSwordsMan]

Probably more.

Tbh.

how do you know? :wow

[BlackSwordsMan]

why don't i get the picture tbh. the 20% must be the cool ppl tbh

casting couch tbh

[JudynTX]

What a bitch.

She needs to just go away.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She needs to just go away.

Yep. I wonder if ozzy knows :lol

[JudynTX]

Yep. I wonder if ozzy knows :lol

Probably not, she's still holding onto his balls.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But most importantly his money.

[JudynTX]

I think men complain more than women.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Pffffff.

[bus driver]

why don't i get the picture tbh. the 20% must be the cool ppl tbh

how do you not know it is an office :wakeup







i dont get it either. i guess i am not on the bus :depressed

[manufan10]

Only working half a day today.. woohoo!! :D

[mrsmaalox]

Geez! Sapphire in the Club! Its been ages :wow

[JudynTX]

The holiday singles hate is tomorrow. :lol

[manufan10]

The holiday singles hate is tomorrow. :lol

Happy Single Awareness Day! :depressed

[JudynTX]

Happy Single Awareness Day! :depressed

You too?

[PakiDan]

The holiday singles hate is tomorrow. :lol

You got it wrong Judy... I love this Holiday, because I don't have to go spend my money on expensive flowers, gifts and candy. I can spend the money on the one I love most.... myself! Believe me.... there isn't an attached guy in the world who likes Valentines day... and if they say they do, they're either lying.. or gay.

[JudynTX]

You got it wrong Judy... I love this Holiday, because I don't have to go spend my money on expensive flowers, gifts and candy. I can spend the money on the one I love most.... myself! Believe me.... there isn't an attached guy in the world who likes Valentines day... and if they say they do, they're either lying.. or gay.

:lol I thought the mens holiday was in March!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Still waiting on a person to go postal in a strategic manner: at Walmart during Black Friday.

[mrsmaalox]

I think there are a lot of attached guys who don't have a problem with Valentine's Day----and they are the ones who really do show their love every day of the year. Too many lazy guys just use that excuse "I like to show my love everyday, not just on that day!"----yeah right! :lol

But some women are definitely a pain in the ass over Valentine's Day; demanding that their man do something special or else have a spoiled rotten hissy fit is pretty stupid IMHO.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But some women are definitely a pain in the ass over Valentine's Day; demanding that their man do something special or else have a spoiled rotten hissy fit is pretty stupid IMHO.

Some :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Some :lol

Why is it funny? You think all women are demanding about Valentine's Day? You must not know many women :lol

[TE]

I think there are a lot of attached guys who don't have a problem with Valentine's Day----and they are the ones who really do show their love every day of the year. Too many lazy guys just use that excuse "I like to show my love everyday, not just on that day!"----yeah right! :lol

But some women are definitely a pain in the ass over Valentine's Day; demanding that their man do something special or else have a spoiled rotten hissy fit is pretty stupid IMHO.


:depressed

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why is it funny? You think all women are demanding about Valentine's Day? You must not know many women :lol

Oh, I know plenty. I didn't say all but it sure isn't some :D

[TheUnknownComic]

Just sayin'...'If women are so "Perfect" at multi tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just sayin'...'If women are so "Perfect" at multi tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

And this kicker is, sex actually makes headaches go away. I read that AND have gotten a verbal confirmation after the deed was done.

[manufan10]

You too?

I don't hate it. It gives me a chance to enjoy my singleness. :lol

[JudynTX]

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

[marini martini]

I'd love to not hear all about your Valentine's Day.:(

[manufan10]

"I think it would be fun to work at a restaurant on Valentine's Day just so I could put fake engagement rings in all the women's drinks, and then watch the men's reactions."


:lol

[bus driver]

do atheists boycott valentines day ?