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Mr.Bottomtooth
05-23-2010, 10:16 AM
If you reach a 4 way stop sign and you're clearly going to be the first car there, aren't you tempted to just go anyways?

mrsmaalox
05-23-2010, 11:57 AM
I'm sure that'd raise a bar but I'm not sure about the bar. :D

Just wait till she shows you her prize-winning melons!! :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
05-23-2010, 12:03 PM
Should I start a gardening thread, to help raise the bar????????
the "bar"

:lmao

Ignignokt
05-23-2010, 09:43 PM
shittiest gimmick of a quattro thread replica.

SpursStalker
05-24-2010, 07:29 AM
:wow

PrVSlQK-xrA

JudynTX
05-24-2010, 09:21 AM
:depressed

Big Brother 12 can't get here fast enough. :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
05-24-2010, 09:53 AM
:depressed

Big Brother 12 can't get here fast enough. :lol

Ha. I forgot about that. Man, getting sucked in to a show is the last thing I need. Ugh. Hopefully all the chick are ugly so I don't have to watch. Oy vey

JoeChalupa
05-24-2010, 09:55 AM
I'm off today and spending it fixing the toilet.

JudynTX
05-24-2010, 12:03 PM
Ha. I forgot about that. Man, getting sucked in to a show is the last thing I need. Ugh. Hopefully all the chick are ugly so I don't have to watch. Oy vey

I'll let you know if any of them are worth watching. :D

Viva Las Espuelas
05-24-2010, 12:21 PM
I'll let you know if any of them are worth watching. :D

I'm sure a couple will be. It's prime time, Judy. They need window dressing. This starts in about 3 weeks, right?

JoeChalupa
05-24-2010, 12:26 PM
After BB I I lost interest.

JudynTX
05-24-2010, 12:27 PM
I'm sure a couple will be. It's prime time, Judy. They need window dressing. This starts in about 3 weeks, right?

Usually around July 4th. :D I think one of the chicks is a waitress from Hooters. :rolleyes :lol


After BB I I lost interest.

Is the toilet fixed? :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
05-24-2010, 12:32 PM
Usually around July 4th. :D I think one of the chicks is a waitress from Hooters. :rolleyes :lol
sounds promising. :lol
if I remember correctly I checked out the NBA finals last year and went straight to BB immediately after. I'll need to confirm with my google.

JoeChalupa
05-24-2010, 12:32 PM
Is the toilet fixed? :lol

I lost interest. :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
05-24-2010, 12:34 PM
I lost interest. :lol

Please don't say that word.

JoeChalupa
05-24-2010, 12:44 PM
Please don't say that word.

Huh...?...I'm lost.

JudynTX
05-24-2010, 12:52 PM
sounds promising. :lol
if I remember correctly I checked out the NBA finals last year and went straight to BB immediately after. I'll need to confirm with my google.

jokers updates :D


I lost interest. :lol

:( :lol


Please don't say that word.

:depressed

Viva Las Espuelas
05-24-2010, 01:08 PM
Huh...?...I'm lost.

Uggggggghh

SpursStalker
05-24-2010, 01:29 PM
:sleep

JoeChalupa
05-24-2010, 01:36 PM
Wake up!!

SpursStalker
05-24-2010, 01:57 PM
Wake up!!

Why?

mrsmaalox
05-24-2010, 03:55 PM
Mmmm don't you love it when you walk into the produce section and almost get knocked over by the smell of fresh peaches? :drool:

SpursStalker
05-25-2010, 08:26 AM
:wow

JudynTX
05-25-2010, 03:36 PM
:(

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/1422836/v3

The Gemini Method
05-25-2010, 04:05 PM
Irony? My girl buys me a Bynum jersey (I don't know why...) for me to wear during Game 3 and what happens? I sprain my knee playing soccer with my niece prior to the game...

marini martini
05-25-2010, 05:31 PM
Sorry about your knee, but what's that have to do with the jersey??? You're supposed to put it on over your head, no?

The Gemini Method
05-25-2010, 05:45 PM
Sorry about your knee, but what's that have to do with the jersey??? You're supposed to put it on over your head, no?

Andrew Bynum is injury-proned especially with bad knees...I guess I should've been more clearer.

marini martini
05-25-2010, 05:53 PM
So, I hope his knees will be ok to play in the World Cup.

JoeChalupa
05-25-2010, 10:24 PM
I know it is late but I'm snackin' on tuna salad on toast.

mrsmaalox
05-28-2010, 11:15 AM
I forgot this is a long weekend.

The Gemini Method
05-28-2010, 11:23 AM
I forgot this is a long weekend.

good thing you remembered!

Blackjack
05-28-2010, 12:20 PM
Why's South Texas always gots to be so hot?

Why's it that I continue to lament it's hotness but not ever want to live anywhere else?

Texas: sweatin' my balls off and lovin' it. :hat

Viva Las Espuelas
05-28-2010, 12:34 PM
Hmm. To entertain a Saturday evening of a free REO Speedwagon concert?......

TDMVPDPOY
05-28-2010, 12:58 PM
i had my first date the other day, funni shit we share the same interest but whats there to talk about besides bs your way through to keep the conversation going....

The Gemini Method
05-28-2010, 01:26 PM
i had my first date the other day, funni shit we share the same interest but whats there to talk about besides bs your way through to keep the conversation going....

Your first date ever? Or, first date with the girl? The initial conversation shouldn't be a deep one, but enough ephemeral material to at least hold interest. Especially if you two have the same interests--if you get too deep it could render the rest of the dating process boring and redundant. I would suggest be a good listener and try to ad lib your way through any future conversing. Patience, at least in the realm of conversation, is important. If it is your very first date, learning how to be impressive as a communicator will pay dividends for any future encounters.

mrsmaalox
05-28-2010, 02:03 PM
Free is too expensive for an REO Speedwagon concert! Unless of course they do "Riding the Storm Out", and you go with some fun friends and the beer is cheap. Enjoy :toast

Viva Las Espuelas
05-28-2010, 02:46 PM
Well, duhh.

marini martini
05-28-2010, 03:12 PM
It's free???? Why, are they all dead now???

Viva Las Espuelas
05-28-2010, 03:15 PM
It's free???? Why, are they all dead now???

If they were they wouldn't be playing.

Blackjack
05-28-2010, 04:00 PM
If they were they wouldn't be playing.

But what if they were playing dead?

:smchode:

That was your mind ... I just blowed it up . . .

marini martini
05-28-2010, 04:04 PM
Or stuffed like that dead biker, that Judy posted a few weeks ago.

Blackjack
05-28-2010, 04:09 PM
Was it stuffed or playing stuffed?

Again . . .

:smchode:

Blackjack
05-28-2010, 04:09 PM
Sorry ... I'm done (for now). :D

mrsmaalox
05-28-2010, 05:10 PM
^^ Heat getting to ya, huh? :lol

The Gemini Method
05-28-2010, 07:00 PM
Hope everyone has a peaceful and good long weekend! Let the Summer of '10 begin!

Viva Las Espuelas
05-28-2010, 07:10 PM
june 21st

Blackjack
05-28-2010, 07:21 PM
^^ Heat getting to ya, huh? :lol

Well, if it did ... I'm not sure I could tell ya it had.

Once again . . .

:smchode:


:downspin:

Cyrano
05-29-2010, 09:07 PM
http://www.epcworld.in/images/gulf_logo.gif

Should Gulf Oil company sue BP for trademark infringement?

DAF86
05-29-2010, 09:32 PM
i had my first date the other day, funni shit we share the same interest but whats there to talk about besides bs your way through to keep the conversation going....

Take her to the cinema and then to the club.

marini martini
05-30-2010, 01:40 PM
:toast

aLjj7FD-CAo

JudynTX
06-01-2010, 08:11 AM
Damn, this year is flying by fast.

mrsmaalox
06-01-2010, 10:04 AM
I need routine to feel normal. Long weekends do absolutely nothing for me.

SpursStalker
06-01-2010, 10:19 AM
:sleep

mrsmaalox
06-01-2010, 12:23 PM
Starving.....

mrsmaalox
06-02-2010, 10:16 AM
It's so sad to see what a cesspool SpursTalk has become.

koriwhat
06-02-2010, 10:18 AM
this job is boring! i want to go to my new job and screen some shirts.... damnit!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 10:50 AM
It's so sad to see what a cesspool SpursTalk has become.

"don't have high expectations"

TDMVPDPOY
06-02-2010, 12:12 PM
Take her to the cinema and then to the club.

actually i gave up, hangin out with her i felt pressured that i think she was too good for me...top to bottom all expensive branded shit and me i shop at ur kmart stores, i can tell the difference between us, it will burn my wallet trying to impress a rich girl, shes knows im out here for her money....stop seeing b4 i continue to be a laughin stock for her, cause all rich ppl look down on peasants...fuck it

but i think i see her again once i get my shit together....i actually open up to her compared with other girls and call girls, love does weird shit even to a feral guy like me.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 12:16 PM
actually i gave up, hangin out with her i felt pressured that i think she was too good for me...top to bottom all expensive branded shit and me i shop at ur kmart stores, i can tell the difference between us, it will burn my wallet trying to impress a rich girl, shes knows im out here for her money....stop seeing b4 i continue to be a laughin stock for her, cause all rich ppl look down on peasants...fuck it

but i think i see her again once i get my shit together....i actually open up to her compared with other girls and call girls, love does weird shit even to a feral guy like me.

IF she does look at that, then the hell with her. I wouldn't sweat it. Money doesn't equate happiness.

TDMVPDPOY
06-02-2010, 12:31 PM
IF she does look at that, then the hell with her. I wouldn't sweat it. Money doesn't equate happiness.

but with capital u can do things, now look at a peasant how long would he/she needto work their ass off to satisfy watever they want to achieve in life

look at all the poor ppl who will do anything to get out of their shitty lives, if someone can change ur way of life or living standards why not take a chance if u got nothing to lose. this is wat i also thought, pride, morals etc...but non of that will put food on the table or pay the bills...i sucked in my gut and looked like a golddigging moron in front of her, thats when i had enough of this bs

The Gemini Method
06-02-2010, 12:31 PM
No, but it can buy you a whole lot of things that can mask the non-happy feelings ;).

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 12:34 PM
No, but it can buy you a whole lot of things that can mask the non-happy feelings ;).

Love,
Michael Jackson
Anna Nicole smith
John belushi
Etc.
:toast

mrsmaalox
06-02-2010, 01:00 PM
Well money can't buy happiness, but it is definitely easier to be happy with some financial security.

JudynTX
06-02-2010, 01:03 PM
"don't have high expectations"

Have shitty expectations? :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 01:04 PM
Well money can't buy happiness, but it is definitely easier to be happy with some financial security.

:lol sure worked for them above

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 01:05 PM
Have shitty expectations? :lol

:D it is what it is.

JudynTX
06-02-2010, 01:07 PM
:D it is what it is.

You got that right. :D

mrsmaalox
06-02-2010, 01:07 PM
:lol sure worked for them above

Yea but you know they are the exception. Money can't save you from yourself either.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 01:10 PM
Yea but you know they are the exception. Money can't save you from yourself either.

I'm fully aware of that. It's not what you have it's what you do with it. I just stated that cuz of your remark. If it was true; ghandi would be one sad puppy.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 01:11 PM
You got that right. :D

I just want ST MVP and I'll be happy. :depressed

mrsmaalox
06-02-2010, 01:20 PM
I'm fully aware of that. It's not what you have it's what you do with it. I just stated that cuz of your remark. If it was true; ghandi would be one sad puppy.

True. But Ghandi is also an exception.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 01:23 PM
True. But Ghandi is also an exception.

Those dern exceptions. Just ruining that "definitely".

mrsmaalox
06-02-2010, 01:32 PM
Those dern exceptions. Just ruining that "definitely".

Not really. I didn't say money definitely brought happiness---I said it definitely makes it easier to be happy. 2 different things there.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 01:34 PM
:lol
.........ok. Must move my goal posts back. :lmao

Blackjack
06-02-2010, 02:39 PM
vrmZAXezkhA

Random enough for ya?

Blackjack
06-02-2010, 02:42 PM
I wonder who has the knowledge and want-to to put together a list of nominees for Club MVP? Who wants to dip the proverbial balls in RTB?

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 02:49 PM
As a postman would confirm, asking twice is a charm. :tu

Blackjack
06-02-2010, 02:51 PM
Are you offering to bring your balls on board (proverbially speaking, of course)?

mrsmaalox
06-02-2010, 02:58 PM
:lol
.........ok. Must move my goal posts back. :lmao

Oh no. Don't do that. But a little reading comprehension might help. :)

Blackjack
06-02-2010, 03:00 PM
mrsmaalox ... do you want to dip your balls in RTB (also proverbially speaking, of course :D)?

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 03:11 PM
Oh no. Don't do that. But a little reading comprehension might help. :)

oh I comprehended just fine. Just like your assumption. :wakeup

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 03:12 PM
Are you offering to bring your balls on board (proverbially speaking, of course)?

Nah. I'd rather tend to 'rhoids.

Blackjack
06-02-2010, 03:16 PM
Fair enough. If you need some relief from that, just hit me up. I've probably overstocked on the Prep H; it's better to be safe than sorry when you're dealing with butthurt.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-02-2010, 03:30 PM
I said "to" not "my" but I'm glad you're overstocked. :lol :tu

marini martini
06-02-2010, 05:53 PM
We need a :troll sticky, by some of these threads in here!!! Some of this shit is getting old and redundant.

Bigzax
06-02-2010, 06:05 PM
We need a :troll sticky, by some of these threads in here!!! Some of this shit is getting old and redundant.


yeah, some of this shit is redundant!

and it's getting old. :tongue



if timvp could please work some of his elliott mis-spelling magic with 'lol', i'd be very pleased!


also default 'fag' to 'i heart penis' and 'crofl' to 'mookie rules'...maybe default 'tbh' to 'lies, all lies!'

thanks brah, i know you got your hands full!

Blackjack
06-02-2010, 07:18 PM
I said "to" not "my" but I'm glad you're overstocked. :lol :tu

Well ... I'm anxious to unload some of this crap (which is probably a poor choice of word given the subject matter).

Uh, so, yeah. If you do happen to need the Prep down the line, you know where to find me. :toast

And Bigzax may be on to something. :tu

mrsmaalox
06-02-2010, 10:35 PM
yeah, some of this shit is redundant!

and it's getting old. :tongue



if timvp could please work some of his elliott mis-spelling magic with 'lol', i'd be very pleased!


also default 'fag' to 'i heart penis' and 'crofl' to 'mookie rules'...maybe default 'tbh' to 'lies, all lies!'

thanks brah, i know you got your hands full!

All excellent suggestions! What about "calf tats"? Man there are so many of those there won't be a complete sentence in any thread.

mingus
06-02-2010, 11:38 PM
earlier today i decided to give a bum a dollar outside a gas station. around nine i'm driving by the same gas station and i see this stupid dumbfuck drunk bum crossing the street with his bagged bottle of whatever right in front of my car not knowing what the fuck is going on, and i almost hit him. had i hit him, it would have been great tragic irony. but this fuck ruined it for every bum out there. next time i see a bum i'm going to esplain to him what happened to me today and why he's not getting my money.

SpursStalker
06-03-2010, 09:00 AM
All excellent suggestions! What about "calf tats"? Man there are so many of those there won't be a complete sentence in any thread.

That's just too funny right there ....

:lol

JudynTX
06-03-2010, 01:25 PM
More rain coming!!

http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/78216?animation=true

balli
06-03-2010, 04:35 PM
I got more drunk last night than I've been since 2003 and I was still so fucked up and hungover this morning that I almost went in to the ER for alcohol poisoning. I finally stopped wretching up yellow shit and I'm starting to regain some functionality, but I'm still a complete mess at 4 in the afternoon. God, alcohol sucks.

koriwhat
06-03-2010, 04:43 PM
haha balli! i'd say smoke a bowl but it might give you the spins.

balli
06-03-2010, 04:50 PM
^ :tu :vomit:

koriwhat
06-03-2010, 04:55 PM
i used to always smoke after drinking if i had a hangover but like you i had one nasty hangover one day and smoking made it worse so yeah dont smoke!

SpursStalker
06-04-2010, 09:06 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/tgif-quiz-measure.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
06-04-2010, 09:34 AM
That looks dead.

marini martini
06-04-2010, 11:08 AM
Camping at GSRP.:toast

Viva Las Espuelas
06-04-2010, 12:03 PM
damn Internet acronyms.

jaffies
06-06-2010, 05:59 AM
You prolly don't know this, but this is my thread for drunkeness.
I hope you don't mind me drunk ranting in this threads/
tis the only place to do so.
here:


Ask any girrl what they're looking for in a guy. 75% of the answer is bullshit!

If you have a baby, there's a 20% chance tha baby will be asian,

None of my socks match. NONE OF THEM.

McDonalds homeless people got the heads up on you.

I dance in my sleep.

Toasted pop tartss are a luxury. Do you have a toaster hanndy right now? Thasts right, you don't. A luxury, i said sir!

If I won the lottery (approx 4 mil), I would spend it in 24 days. I did the math.

All those religion threads are identical wastes of time.

Captakn Crunch doesn't need milk.

Wash your hands. Now! Do It!

I wanna create a story using only smilies.

Bill Withers is awesome.

I have issues.

Key to life (1): don't think, do.

those new mountain dew flavors aint shit.

key to life (2): make yourself happy.

laffy taffy?

My stripper was cash only. seriously, what the fuck?

key to life (3): be better than yourself.

Its light outside.
Im tired much.



But on a serious note,
a

jaffies
06-06-2010, 06:06 AM
edit: I haave issues.

jaffies
06-06-2010, 06:18 AM
5-_aQ5NI_W0

vjyxFhlRDbE

RwmptYcElog

Blackjack
06-06-2010, 12:11 PM
I partook in z consumption of mass quantities last night as well, Wii bowling's song is terrible for laying down 16. I had a killer acoustic session, though. I apologize to the wildlife.

Hydration, methinks; sorry I couldn't join you on the board, jaffs. Wish I had known (and I, too, have thought about a smiley-based story -- it'd be like SpursTalk hieroglyphics).

mrsmaalox
06-06-2010, 12:41 PM
A smiley story is a good idea, but you 2 guys would need to take a couple a tutoring sessions with the lovely MariniMartini---she is the original ST Queen of Wingding ;)

Blackjack
06-06-2010, 12:56 PM
Queen of Wingding?

Sounds kinky. :eyebrows

Blackjack
06-06-2010, 01:12 PM
Good, productive Sunday; I woke up.

Just finished my fruit cup, now it's time to get out the mat and proceed with naptime!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-06-2010, 01:16 PM
naptime? when is the geritol disbursement? before or after the H application?

marini martini
06-06-2010, 02:21 PM
Damn!!!!

I cut my toe nails at the camp ground by the light of the campfire last night after getting my gin & juice buzz on. They look like shit!!!:wow

Blackjack
06-06-2010, 03:39 PM
naptime? when is the geritol disbursement? before or after the H application?

Naptime's after the fruit cups, which is before storytime, which precedes naptime.

There's no need for H application. As mentioned before, I've got it in abundance. I can just sit in a vat.

mrsmaalox
06-06-2010, 04:33 PM
I presume Happy Hour is right after naptime?

Blackjack
06-06-2010, 04:42 PM
You'd be making a wise assumption. :tu



http://spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=10814&dateline=1274846219

... If only I could find this beer.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-06-2010, 06:17 PM
........followed by another naptime, I presume.

Blackjack
06-06-2010, 06:20 PM
Naptime is planned.

Unconsciousness happens.

JudynTX
06-07-2010, 08:00 AM
:wakeup 10 hr days, Fridays off coming up.

SpursStalker
06-07-2010, 08:15 AM
:wakeup 10 hr days, Fridays off coming up.

:toast

Viva Las Espuelas
06-07-2010, 08:34 AM
:wakeup 10 hr days, Fridays off coming up.

Y'all switched to that?

JudynTX
06-07-2010, 09:46 AM
Y'all switched to that?

For June & July

Once I get used it, I'll have to go back to my regular schedule. :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
06-07-2010, 10:19 AM
Cool. So an experiment or done before?

JudynTX
06-07-2010, 01:13 PM
Cool. So an experiment or done before?

An experiment. :tu

SpursStalker
06-07-2010, 01:17 PM
An experiment. :tu

I'm changing to 6 to 430

:lol

JudynTX
06-07-2010, 01:21 PM
I'm changing to 6 to 430

:lol

:rollin How about 5-3:30?

SpursStalker
06-07-2010, 01:26 PM
:rollin How about 5-3:30?

LMAO

I just asked and he said I could go 630 to 5

:wow

JudynTX
06-07-2010, 01:36 PM
LMAO

I just asked and he said I could go 630 to 5

:wow

:lol

Is it break time yet?

SpursStalker
06-08-2010, 08:27 AM
:lol

Is it break time yet?

Yes ...

:D

JudynTX
06-08-2010, 08:55 AM
Yes ...

:D

:hat

Hello to SAScrub! :p:

desflood
06-08-2010, 09:07 AM
I had planned on going to the pool this morning, but now it has rained and most likely will rain some more. Perhaps I'll go clothes shopping instead; I'm overdue for a new shirt or two, and it's a great comfort.

Have I mentioned yet how much I love summer school? :D

SpursStalker
06-08-2010, 09:09 AM
:hat

Hello to SAScrub! :p:

:wow

manufan10
06-08-2010, 09:34 AM
Yes ...

:D

Slacker!!

You need to just change your name to SpursSlacker. :p:

SpursStalker
06-08-2010, 09:38 AM
Slacker!!

You need to just change your name to SpursSlacker. :p:

:wow

You just need to kiss my ass ...

:lol

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2010, 10:38 AM
Do you have big lips, manufan?

manufan10
06-08-2010, 10:44 AM
Do you have big lips, manufan?

:hat

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2010, 10:58 AM
:hat

:lol wait. Are you a man or woman?

manufan10
06-08-2010, 11:13 AM
:lol wait. Are you a man or woman?

At certain times, I've been considered both. :king

SpursStalker
06-08-2010, 11:18 AM
Do you have big lips, manufan?


:hat

Yes do tell us manu ...

:lol

manufan10
06-08-2010, 11:23 AM
Yes do tell us manu ...

:lol

The kids would tease me by singing:

Do your lips hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your lips hang low?

:depressed

SpursStalker
06-08-2010, 11:28 AM
The kids would tease me by singing:

Do your lips hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your lips hang low?

:depressed

:rollin

I beg to differ ... I've seen em.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2010, 11:34 AM
The kids would tease me by singing:

Do your lips hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your lips hang low?

:depressed

balls could be easily substituted......

marini martini
06-08-2010, 11:39 AM
This place is about as exciting as watching my toe nails grow.:rolleyes



Uhhhhh wait......................big lips, balls????

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2010, 11:54 AM
:lmao

SpursStalker
06-08-2010, 11:55 AM
This place is about as exciting as watching my toe nails grow.:rolleyes



Uhhhhh wait......................big lips, balls????

Actually it's kinda lame ...

:sleep

marini martini
06-08-2010, 12:11 PM
Actually it's kinda lame ...

:sleep

Snap out of it, Honey!!!! Just think some where, some place, some time soon, there is a shot of tequila with your name on it!!!:toast

SpursStalker
06-08-2010, 12:26 PM
Snap out of it, Honey!!!! Just think some where, some place, some time soon, there is a shot of tequila with your name on it!!!:toast

We need to go out soooooooooooon!!!

:toast

mrsmaalox
06-08-2010, 01:55 PM
I've had a pounding headache ALL FREAKING DAY!!!!

marini martini
06-08-2010, 03:41 PM
I just saw Tiger Woods getting gas at my neighborhood HEB. Or his twin, as he was in his car with tinted windows.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2010, 03:45 PM
They all look alike.....

marini martini
06-08-2010, 04:14 PM
Shut your honkey white ass up!!!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-08-2010, 04:43 PM
Such hostility.

manufan10
06-08-2010, 04:47 PM
They all look alike.....

:lmao

JudynTX
06-09-2010, 07:52 AM
:hat Happy Hump Day!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2010, 11:22 AM
Dern silent button
:wakeup

marini martini
06-09-2010, 11:50 AM
LOL!!!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/njneere/Funny/barbie-bad-day.jpg

mrsmaalox
06-09-2010, 11:51 AM
Gonna cook a chicken....:hungry:

koriwhat
06-09-2010, 11:53 AM
my new job kicks ass! back in the screenprinting biz... finally!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2010, 11:57 AM
Oh well

JudynTX
06-09-2010, 12:50 PM
LOL!!!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/njneere/Funny/barbie-bad-day.jpg

:lol :lol What a lush!

marini martini
06-09-2010, 12:52 PM
:lol :lol What a lush!

I know how she feels!!!:lmao

JudynTX
06-09-2010, 01:07 PM
I know how she feels!!!:lmao

:lol It's been a long time since I've kissed toilet.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2010, 01:08 PM
I know how she feels!!!:lmao
you have some sort of porcelain deficiency?

JudynTX
06-09-2010, 01:11 PM
:wow

http://ht.ly/1WiYe

SpursStalker
06-09-2010, 01:14 PM
:wow

http://ht.ly/1WiYe

Wont play for me but I'm certain my comment would be ...

Good thing we don't live in New Braunfels huh?

:lol

SpursStalker
06-09-2010, 01:29 PM
You're almost too sexy for a text message ...

:lol :makeout

TDMVPDPOY
06-09-2010, 01:48 PM
fkn runny nose

turn heater on = runny nose

heater off = blocked nose

had a good 5hr sleep when nothin happen, now up early post padding with runny nose and tissue up both nostrils....fck the medication does shit when it runs out

SpursStalker
06-10-2010, 08:16 AM
:cheer

Viva Las Espuelas
06-10-2010, 08:38 AM
What can I say. Brown rice really keeps things flowing. :tu
good morning. :toast

marini martini
06-10-2010, 08:57 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/rodneysingley/bad_ass_barbie_1863315.jpg

SpursStalker
06-10-2010, 09:04 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/rodneysingley/bad_ass_barbie_1863315.jpg

:lol

Viva Las Espuelas
06-10-2010, 09:18 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/rodneysingley/bad_ass_barbie_1863315.jpg

Fawking great. What's with your Barbie infatuation lately. In need of a GI Joe? :lol
complete with kung Fu grip? :lmao

marini martini
06-11-2010, 08:23 AM
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/world-cup-fifa-johannesburg-south-a.png

Viva Las Espuelas
06-11-2010, 09:46 AM
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/world-cup-fifa-johannesburg-south-a.png

130 tomorrow. :tu

marini martini
06-11-2010, 11:17 AM
Ha!!!:lmao

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/soccerbarbie.jpg

Blackjack
06-11-2010, 03:23 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Katydid_tx.jpg/800px-Katydid_tx.jpg

I WILL DESTROY THEM. ... ALL OF THEM!

marini martini
06-11-2010, 03:53 PM
^^^^^^^^^Ha!!!! I just did!!!! My porches look like killing fields!!!:toast

.......but I might have killed my cats, too!!!:cry

mrsmaalox
06-11-2010, 03:58 PM
I've been seeing cars driving around with those guys clinging on. Man they don't fall off, even when the cars are going 65 on 281!

marini martini
06-11-2010, 04:38 PM
Ha!!!:toast


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/killingfields001.jpg


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/killingfields005.jpg

JudynTX
06-14-2010, 10:41 AM
:rolleyes What a shitty day!

Viva Las Espuelas
06-14-2010, 11:29 AM
Wipe frequently and thorough.

manufan10
06-14-2010, 11:59 AM
:lol

manufan10
06-14-2010, 12:02 PM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/41500/G-I-JOE-Barbie--41722.jpg

JudynTX
06-14-2010, 12:19 PM
Wipe frequently and thorough.

I do. I'm talking about shitty people. :lol

Blackjack
06-14-2010, 12:22 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Katydid_tx.jpg/800px-Katydid_tx.jpg

I WILL DESTROY THEM. ... ALL OF THEM!

They're resilient. Their numbers are overwhelming. My resolve is being tested. Sweet. Baby. Jebus . . . . :sleep

Viva Las Espuelas
06-14-2010, 12:25 PM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/41500/G-I-JOE-Barbie--41722.jpg

Don't tease marini with this doll porn.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-14-2010, 12:28 PM
I do. I'm talking about shitty people. :lol

Could be applied there also.

marini martini
06-14-2010, 12:58 PM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/41500/G-I-JOE-Barbie--41722.jpg


My sentiments exactly!!!:toast

marini martini
06-14-2010, 01:04 PM
Another day, another dollah!:tu

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/bkhansen/funny%20stuff/dora_sq.jpg

manufan10
06-14-2010, 01:23 PM
Another day, another dollah!:tu

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/bkhansen/funny%20stuff/dora_sq.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

manufan10
06-14-2010, 01:25 PM
Before:


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/bkhansen/funny%20stuff/dora_sq.jpg

After: http://www.ipodtouchfans.com/forums/imgcache2/47506.png

manufan10
06-14-2010, 01:27 PM
What does this look like to you?
http://www.latina.com/files/dora_article300.jpg

SpursStalker
06-14-2010, 01:40 PM
What does this look like to you?
http://www.latina.com/files/dora_article300.jpg

Something that I thought YOU would never post ...

:lol

marini martini
06-14-2010, 02:11 PM
Before:

After: http://www.ipodtouchfans.com/forums/imgcache2/47506.png


What does this look like to you?
http://www.latina.com/files/dora_article300.jpg

:wakeup
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii242/jjgosse62226/EastwoodLawn.gif

SpursStalker
06-14-2010, 02:18 PM
:lol

mrsmaalox
06-14-2010, 02:19 PM
What does this look like to you?
http://www.latina.com/files/dora_article300.jpg

Hmmm, that looks vaguely familiar.....

manufan10
06-14-2010, 02:20 PM
:wakeup
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii242/jjgosse62226/EastwoodLawn.gif

http://www.profileking.org/comments/Funny/21.gif

marini martini
06-14-2010, 02:40 PM
Back at work again, Manufan???:lol

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/Schneerf/JuvenileDelinquents.png

SpursStalker
06-14-2010, 02:50 PM
:lmao ^^^^^^

manufan10
06-14-2010, 04:43 PM
Back at work again, Manufan???:lol

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/Schneerf/JuvenileDelinquents.png

:lol

manufan10
06-14-2010, 04:55 PM
Back at work again, Manufan???:lol


http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/gangster.jpg

marini martini
06-14-2010, 05:15 PM
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/gangster.jpg

:lmao I have this ^^^^^^ in my Photo bucket!!!



http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/soeurbaton.gif

Viva Las Espuelas
06-14-2010, 05:25 PM
Is that The Penquin?!

DAF86
06-14-2010, 09:58 PM
This isn't new, but everybody needs to see it at least once.


FHviwdECNjU&feature=related

SpursStalker
06-15-2010, 07:38 AM
:sleep

manufan10
06-15-2010, 09:43 AM
http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/transgender-barbie.jpg

manufan10
06-15-2010, 09:43 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rCQ__He0bq2LwM:http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/barbie_exotic.jpg

JudynTX
06-15-2010, 09:46 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rCQ__He0bq2LwM:http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/barbie_exotic.jpg

Dude! Just what kind of sites are you visiting? :wow :lmao

manufan10
06-15-2010, 09:49 AM
Dude! Just what kind of sites are you visiting? :wow :lmao

Barbie porn. It's the new thing. :lol

SpursStalker
06-15-2010, 09:51 AM
Barbie porn. It's the new thing. :lol

Next it will be midget porn ...

Get help NOW

:lol

manufan10
06-15-2010, 09:53 AM
Next it will be midget porn ...

Get help NOW

:lol

It's so cute.. Everything looks exactly the same, except everything so much smaller!! :downspin: :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
06-15-2010, 09:55 AM
Hmm. Funny how barbie porn surfaced after a certain someone revealed their obsession with Barbie doll-on-other-doll fornication.

SpursStalker
06-15-2010, 09:55 AM
It's so cute.. Everything looks exactly the same, except everything so much smaller!! :downspin: :lol

Oh man ...

It's too late for you already, isn't it?

:lol

manufan10
06-15-2010, 09:57 AM
Oh man ...

It's too late for you already, isn't it?

:lol

I've plunged into the deep end, and I don't know if I can be rescued!

:blah

SpursStalker
06-15-2010, 10:00 AM
I've plunged into the deep end, and I don't know if I can be rescued!

:blah

Oh man, it's gonna be a long day.

:lol

manufan10
06-15-2010, 10:01 AM
Oh man, it's gonna be a long day.

:lol

Yeah, but at least it will be entertaining. :hat

manufan10
06-15-2010, 10:05 AM
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/12/08-15/BartSimpson.jpg

marini martini
06-15-2010, 10:11 AM
Barbie porn. It's the new thing. :lol


Hmm. Funny how barbie porn surfaced after a certain someone revealed their obsession with Barbie doll-on-other-doll fornication.

Ah yes my young Skywalker, I have trained you well!!!:toast

manufan10
06-15-2010, 11:07 AM
Stupid internet went down at work. Now I have to post from my phone. :(

marini martini
06-15-2010, 11:25 AM
Oh darn!

manufan10
06-15-2010, 11:57 AM
http://www.johnarroyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2356i_m_back.jpg

marini martini
06-15-2010, 01:35 PM
I hate house work!!!:toast

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/Ihatehousework001.jpg

mrsmaalox
06-15-2010, 02:52 PM
I hate house work!!!:toast

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/Ihatehousework001.jpg

Wacky lady!! LOL @ those floor cleaning slippers!

DAF86
06-15-2010, 04:27 PM
I hate house work!!!:toast

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/Ihatehousework001.jpg

Is that Portugal vs Cote D'Ivore?

manufan10
06-15-2010, 04:47 PM
Is that Portugal vs Cote D'Ivore?

No, that's her feet. :p: :lol

JudynTX
06-16-2010, 11:25 AM
:rolleyes So much for this new software.

SpursStalker
06-16-2010, 11:26 AM
:rolleyes So much for this new software.

Shouldn't you be doing a mail run?

:D

JudynTX
06-16-2010, 11:27 AM
Shouldn't you be doing a mail run?

:D

Oh snap! On my way. :downspin:

mrsmaalox
06-16-2010, 11:52 AM
I went outside last night for less than 10 minutes and I got 6 mosquito bites.....all on my left leg :wow

JudynTX
06-16-2010, 04:37 PM
What a stupid bitch! :rollin



Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- "Transformers" actress Megan Fox said "yes" to ex-fiance Brian Austin Green's marriage proposal, just four months after calling off a two-year engagement with Green, her publicist confirmed.

Fox, 24, was so excited when Green, 36, popped the question on a Hawaii beach that she dropped the 2-carat diamond engagement ring into the sand, Us Weekly magazine reported.

Despite a lengthy search by hotel staffers, the ring was never found, the magazine reported.

Fox and Green began dating six years ago and became engaged for the first time in 2007. They broke it off last February.

Marriage may be easier for Fox now that she's out of the "Transformers" franchise. Director Michael Bay announced this month that she is being replaced as Shia LaBeouf's love interest by model-actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for "Transformers 3."

Fox portrayed Mikaela Banes in the first "Transformers" and its sequel "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."

Green spent a decade playing David Silver on the hit TV series "Beverly Hills, 90210" until it was canceled in 2000.



http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/06/16/megan.fox.engaged/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Viva Las Espuelas
06-16-2010, 04:49 PM
That's not a random thought. Ahem.

SpursStalker
06-17-2010, 08:10 AM
:downspin:

mrsmaalox
06-17-2010, 09:06 AM
Beautiful morning out here in Comfort, Texas :)

marini martini
06-17-2010, 02:05 PM
Beautiful morning out here in Comfort, Texas :)

I love Comfort, Tx! :toast

What are you doing there, camping under the bridge?:lmao

mrsmaalox
06-17-2010, 08:53 PM
I love Comfort, Tx! :toast

What are you doing there, camping under the bridge?:lmao

:lol No.....I was on my way to Ft Stockton to deliver some "goods". Guitars, cadillacs, and hillbilly music all the way :toast

marini martini
06-17-2010, 10:39 PM
:lol No.....I was on my way to Ft Stockton to deliver some "goods". Guitars, cadillacs, and hillbilly music all the way :toast

Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaw girlie!!!:toast

SpursStalker
06-21-2010, 08:58 AM
:sleep

manufan10
06-21-2010, 09:02 AM
6 more days of work.

SpursStalker
06-21-2010, 09:08 AM
6 more days of work.

Till you get a real job?

:lol

Viva Las Espuelas
06-21-2010, 09:09 AM
8 hours left for today

manufan10
06-21-2010, 09:17 AM
Till you get a real job?

:lol

:lol

No, until I'm off for a month and a half. That would be paid time off. Be jealous! :D

SpursStalker
06-21-2010, 09:22 AM
:lol

No, until I'm off for a month and a half. That would be paid time off. Be jealous! :D

I'm not jealous at all ...

I probably get more time off with pay than you do

:lol

manufan10
06-21-2010, 09:30 AM
I'm not jealous at all ...

I probably get more time off with pay than you do

:lol

Cheater! :lol

You probably get paid more too. :depressed

CRAP!

SpursStalker
06-21-2010, 09:36 AM
Cheater! :lol

You probably get paid more too. :depressed

CRAP!

:lol

It costs alot to have me sit here and look pretty all day ...

manufan10
06-21-2010, 09:40 AM
:lol

It costs alot to have me sit here and look pretty all day ...

I have to sit here and look mean.. I think I need a raise. :toast

:lol

SpursStalker
06-21-2010, 10:06 AM
I have to sit here and look mean.. I think I need a raise. :toast

:lol

Need me to call your boss?

:D

manufan10
06-21-2010, 01:41 PM
Need me to call your boss?

:D

Yeah. With my good looks, I should at least be making $100,000 a year. :king :greedy

:D :lol

JudynTX
06-22-2010, 10:00 AM
Potlucks in the summer @ work. :toast

SpursStalker
06-22-2010, 10:02 AM
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job,I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job ...

Viva Las Espuelas
06-22-2010, 10:02 AM
Potlucks in the summer @ work. :toast

Hot pockets

JudynTX
06-22-2010, 10:05 AM
Hot pockets

:lmao No way dude! This week is Mexican Food., I'm bringing chicken fajitas.

SpursStalker
06-22-2010, 10:13 AM
:lmao No way dude! This week is Mexican Food., I'm bringing chicken fajitas.

What day is this?

:hungry:

manufan10
06-22-2010, 10:13 AM
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job,I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job ...

http://freelancefolder.com/wp-content/uploads/lies.jpg

manufan10
06-22-2010, 10:14 AM
:lmao No way dude! This week is Mexican Food., I'm bringing chicken fajitas.

Darn it! I'm having a turkey sandwich. :depressed

SpursStalker
06-22-2010, 10:14 AM
http://freelancefolder.com/wp-content/uploads/lies.jpg

:lol

Of course they are ...