The completely random thought thread

[JudynTX]

I can't believe it's the 12th already and no bitter guy has started a thread about how Valentine's Day sucks because Hallmark has ruined women to expect great presents. Oh and how they don't believe in commercialized romance because they rather express their feelings in special ways year round! :lol

Ah hell, now you've done it. Expect to see that thread in 3...2...1...

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Ah hell, now you've done it. Expect to see that thread in 3...2...1...

:lol

Hey I've been here for a few years now and it just wouldn't be Valentine's Day without one! :)

[marini martini]

Hot damn!!! After trying to fix my stupid right clicker on my mouse, I ended up letting some red dot techie go into my pc for 45 minutes, and he managed to totally crash it last night. Then I spoke to another red dot techie for another 45 minutes, told him if he fixed it over the phone, I'd buy him a trip to America. He said "no thanks"!:wow Then proceeded to fvck my computer up more. Plus now all of India knows my business. WTF!!!

So this morning after having it turned off all night, I turn it on, and voila it's walking me through the restore to original out of the factory. And I'm doing it!!!:downspin:

Shit...........ya'll can kiss me off of FB, and I better still have my v- bookie $$$, and sons of bitches if my right clicker is still broken!!!:bang

I need a drink!:toast

:lmao

[2Blonde]

My mom came to my work with this pink box that has a pink bow on it and " I love you" written into the pattern of it.

I thought she had come to surprise me with an early Valentines Day present.

Nope. She is going out of town soon and had just used the box to bring me a bunch of leftover stuff she couldn't take with her and I guess thought I wanted:
AA batteries, an opened ( by her, I assume) generic brand nurtious kids bars that expires February 23rd, two oatmeal raisin slim fast bars ( although I hate all three- least these are good till July :tu), a bottle- opener sized book lamp(?), a big pack of freshmint tic tacs ( unopened), and a big pak of Orbit gum ( also unopened), and, the best of all the items, a make up bag with $6.22 in change in it.

Happy Valentines Day to Me! :nope

Angel,
I don't mean to make your day worse, but has your mom been to the doctor lately? When my uncle started showing signs of dementia this was the kind of thing he would do. A few years ago, he sent my mom a box filled with 1/2 used sample lotion/shampoo bottles, a can of vienna sausages, some buttons and some gum (thankfully it was unchewed). Also after my grandmother had a stroke, my sister came by and found she had made fried chicken, put it on a plate on the stove and set a lighter in the middle of it like a birthday candle. She was also standing in her living room looking out the window in just her undies. She was the most modest person anyone could ever meet, so that was a huge red flag for us. Later after suffering several small strokes and being put in a nursing home, we brought her home every Sunday and she would just walk around the house collecting anything that wasn't nailed down. We had to check her purse every time before we took her back to the nursing home.
Anyway, early recognition of these signs is always better. I hope she's 100% fine and just eccentric. :lol

[JoeChalupa]

Working on the menu for Valentine's day. I'll be cooking for my wife and daughters on Sunday.

[I. Hustle]

Sheesh I hope Father/Daughter relationships are better. I got one baby girl and one on the way.

I am taking the wifey on a trip to Colorado for V-day. She wanted to see the snow and we wanted to do it before the baby is born.

[RandomGuy]

http://autocompleteme.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129040839762719242.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Phad Gratium is delicious

[mrsmaalox]

Yay for half price Valentine's candy at Walgreens :elephant

[SpursStalker]

The sun is out

:D

[SpursStalker]

http://autocompleteme.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129040839762719242.jpg

:lol

[anakha]

Play around with this (http://www.bk.com/en/us/menu-nutrition/index.html) and see how big a monstrosity you can make:

http://i46.tinypic.com/wb3xjp.jpg

Have it your way indeed. :dizzy

[mrsmaalox]

Play around with this (http://www.bk.com/en/us/menu-nutrition/index.html) and see how big a monstrosity you can make:

http://i46.tinypic.com/wb3xjp.jpg

Have it your way indeed. :dizzy

:wtf That's like a freaking meatloaf on a bun

[angel_luv]

Angel,
I don't mean to make your day worse, but has your mom been to the doctor lately? When my uncle started showing signs of dementia this was the kind of thing he would do. A few years ago, he sent my mom a box filled with 1/2 used sample lotion/shampoo bottles, a can of vienna sausages, some buttons and some gum (thankfully it was unchewed). Also after my grandmother had a stroke, my sister came by and found she had made fried chicken, put it on a plate on the stove and set a lighter in the middle of it like a birthday candle. She was also standing in her living room looking out the window in just her undies. She was the most modest person anyone could ever meet, so that was a huge red flag for us. Later after suffering several small strokes and being put in a nursing home, we brought her home every Sunday and she would just walk around the house collecting anything that wasn't nailed down. We had to check her purse every time before we took her back to the nursing home.
Anyway, early recognition of these signs is always better. I hope she's 100% fine and just eccentric. :lol

wow, I so didn't think of all that. I think she just had the box handy and so recycled it. She didn't present it like a gift, other than the box she chose. I think she is just eccentric. But I will keep your post in mind for future reference.
Thank you for it.

And Marini- I tried the whole being honest I can't talk right now approach.
Did not work.

My mom came by my work again today. I was in the middle of a project that I had to do. I told her:" Mom I cannot talk right now I am on a deadline. I have to finish this now."

Mom asked me if she could come over tonight since she leaves tomorrow. She said if I was too tired she would understand.

I have been working twelve hour days and am so brain-tired it literally hurts to think.
I couldn't think to process her words and formulate an answer.

My brain was stuck on the project I had to finish.

I said to my mom, who was here in person, " Can I call you later?" It was all my tired brain could think to say.

Mom thinks I was rude. Was I?

There was some urgency to my tone because I had to get back to my project, so maybe that is what she found offensive.

[angel_luv]

Sheesh I hope Father/Daughter relationships are better. I got one baby girl and one on the way.

I am taking the wifey on a trip to Colorado for V-day. She wanted to see the snow and we wanted to do it before the baby is born.

They are. I adored my dad.

Mothers and Daughters have trouble as the daughter gets older because the daughter is more and more ready to be the women of her own household and that can cause clashing if mom and daughter live under the same roof.
Also I am sure it is not easy for a mom to see her little girl who used to depend on the mom for everything want/ need less of her help.

Every queen needs her own kingdom, I like to say.

[JudynTX]

I rented Mad Men from Netflix. This is not my type of show to watch. :td

I gave up after episode 6. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I rented Mad Men from Netflix. This is not my type of show to watch. :td

I gave up after episode 6. :lol

Hmm. I heard it was an udderly great show.

[JudynTX]

Hmm. I heard it was an udderly great show.

Perhaps, but I still didn't like it. :sleep

[SpursStalker]

PIZZA and WINGS!!

:hungry:

[I. Hustle]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KBfSpd0HpQI/SnOR8R3BYJI/AAAAAAAABUg/jwAsqYu-P3I/s320/squirrel_cast.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KBfSpd0HpQI/SnOR8R3BYJI/AAAAAAAABUg/jwAsqYu-P3I/s320/squirrel_cast.jpg

Ohh poor baby, he's a cutie! It reminds me that my rat has a swollen foot and is limping around. :(

[desflood]

I'm going to give up sugar for Lent this year. If I was Catholic it might actually mean something.

[SpursStalker]

awwwww fuck!

:fishing

[RGMCSE]

I vaguely remember squatting down to take a duece when I was 2/3. My mom must have been potty training me cause I got a whoopin for that.



Rob

[I. Hustle]

I just took a piss and the bubbles that formed in the urinal looked like a sunnyside up egg.

[I. Hustle]

After I left the restroom I almost bumped into a chick that was so tall her boobs were eye level to me.

[SpursStalker]

After I left the restroom I almost bumped into a check that was so tall her boobs were eye level to me.

When do checks have boobs?

:lol

[I. Hustle]

Why are you changing my post? It says chick!


http://www.thesmileyworld.com/d/10850-2/suspicious_smiley.gif

[I. Hustle]

Is this what it's like to be a woman?

http://sylfurd.free.fr/TrespasserBoobs.jpg

[Blake]

When do checks have boobs?

:lol

you haven't seen those personal checks you can order where you can choose from Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Superman, or hooters girls?

[mrsmaalox]

Is this what it's like to be a woman?

http://sylfurd.free.fr/TrespasserBoobs.jpg

That's exactly how it is! Boobs, boobs, boobs all the time. Everything you do, every time you move or even breathe, they are there :dramaquee

[I. Hustle]

that's exactly how it is! Boobs, boobs, boobs all the time. Everything you do, every time you move or even breathe, they are there :dramaquee

yay boobs!

[SpursStalker]

Why are you changing my post? It says chick!


http://www.thesmileyworld.com/d/10850-2/suspicious_smiley.gif

Last edited by I. Hustle; Today at 11:59 AM..

Which is 3 mins after I made my post ...

pwned

:wakeup

[JoeChalupa]

Time to get my ashes and eat cheese enchiladas for dinner.

[DMX7]

eat cheese enchiladas for dinner.

Yum!

[angel_luv]

As of today, I have been :married: for 6 months.

[mrsmaalox]

As of today, I have been :married: for 6 months.

Happy Anniversary :toast

[angel_luv]

Happy Anniversary :toast


Thank you.

Bo and I are going to celebrate this weekend.

Bo was going to have our celebration today, but a good friend of ours is having his bachelor party tonight.
Bo has declined going to stay home with me on our anniversary- which was so very sweet of him.
But I insisted he go and have fun.

They are going to Houlihan's- an interesting choice for a bachelor party I thought.
The guys don't drink so I didn't expect them to go to a bar, but still... Houlihans?

[I. Hustle]

They are going to Houlihan's- an interesting choice for a bachelor party I thought.
The guys don't drink so I didn't expect them to go to a bar, but still... Houlihans?

Houlihans is guy code for Sugars. They aren't going to drink but they are going to get a ton of lap dances. Sorry Bo, didn't meant to out you brother.

[angel_luv]

Houlihans is guy code for Sugars. They aren't going to drink but they are going to get a ton of lap dances. Sorry Bo, didn't meant to out you brother.

Hardy har har.

[I. Hustle]

Hardy har har.

I am going to thank you for him in my thanks thread.

[angel_luv]

I am going to thank you for him in my thanks thread.

Bo's in big trouble with me THANKS to your having educated me.

Nice going, I Hustle.















;)

[JudynTX]

The testosterone level in here today is :lmao

and

:vomit:

[I. Hustle]

The testosterone level in here today is :lmao

and

:vomit:

:corn:

[I. Hustle]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2752512457_ee858cb125.jpg?v=0

[JudynTX]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2752512457_ee858cb125.jpg?v=0

Was that dinner last night? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2752512457_ee858cb125.jpg?v=0

The home of fried cardboard.
:vomit:

[mrsmaalox]

Was that dinner last night? :lol

I've never been there, probably because I don't eat fried fish--but is it good there?

[desflood]

I've had the theme from "The A-Team" stuck in my head for three solid days and nights. The first two hours it was fine, but now it borders on insanity.

[marini martini]

If I have to go another day, watching Nick Jr....... I'm going to blow my brains out!!!:shootme

[I. Hustle]

Was that dinner last night? :lol

No way dude. I just know that for some reason all the Catolicos are supposed to eat fish today.

[I. Hustle]

If I have to go another day, watching Nick Jr. I'm going to blow my brains out!!!:shootme

What is it that you watch? My baby loves the Fresh Beat Band. The thing is the play the same one on On Demand. I thought they were supposed to update On Demand regularly.

[desflood]

If I have to go another day, watching Nick Jr....... I'm going to blow my brains out!!!:shootme
Do what I did - get rid of cable. We miss watching Chowder, but overall it's been a positive thing for everybody.

[marini martini]

I hate taking my g-son to the liquor store!!!:drunk

[marini martini]

Do what I did - get rid of cable. We miss watching Chowder, but overall it's been a positive thing for everybody.

R U nuts?:lol It's the only way I get free time!:wakeup

I've been to 3 different parks in three days, he loves egg drop soup from China Harbour, he ran out of the dressing room when I was half nekkid at BCF, he insists on calling chips "biches", his favorite word is "NO"............at least he hasn't projectile vomited lately!!!:tu

I'm too old for this crap, I want my lazy-ass life back!:(

[mrsmaalox]

I hate taking my g-son to the liquor store!!!:drunk

Eh, just leave him in the car ;)

[marini martini]

Eh, just leave him in the car ;)

Yeah I've tried that, but my friendly local police officer, told me it was against the law, and I would be arrested on the spot, and "Booger Boy" would have to go to CPS.:bang

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah I've tried that, but my friendly local police officer, told me it was against the law, and I would be arrested on the spot, and "Booger Boy" would have to go to CPS.:bang

:lmao Dammit Marini, I was just kidding!!

Now you're gonna have Mouse rethinking giving up custody of Sophie to you :lol

[I. Hustle]

My daughter talks in her sleep. Last night she must have been hungry because she was saying "Fwy! Fwy!"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I hate taking my g-son to the liquor store!!!:drunk

:lmao kinda reminds me of Raising Arizona

Turn to the right!!!!

[marini martini]

:lmao Dammit Marini, I was just kidding!!

Now you're gonna have Mouse rethinking giving up custody of Sophie to you :lol


Ha ha, now I'm going to HEB to get leashes & collars for them both, and tie them to a tree.:toast

[I. Hustle]

Ha ha, now I'm going to HEB to get leashes & collars for them both, and tie them to a tree.:toast

NNNNOOOOO because she will bark and cry a lot. You have to let her sleep in your bed and watch Seinfeld!!!

[marini martini]

NNNNOOOOO because she will bark and cry a lot. You have to let her sleep in your bed and watch Seinfeld!!!

.............and clip her freakin' toenails!!!:lol

Do you know that mouse couldn't understand what a ferrel cat was???:rolleyes

I wonder if I'll get banned from ST if Sophie dies at my house???

[mrsmaalox]

.............and clip her freakin' toenails!!!:lol

Do you know that mouse couldn't understand what a ferrel cat was???:rolleyes

I wonder if I'll get banned from ST if Sophie dies at my house???

Is there a clause in the custody papers that say you have to give her back if he finds his own place?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wonder if I'll get banned from ST if Sophie dies at my house???
well it already looked like one foot was in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

[marini martini]

Is there a clause in the custody papers that say you have to give her back if he finds his own place?

No, that's a good idea, about the custody papers. I'll have my attorney contact his attorney!:toast

Oh........and he's giving me one of his trolls! You will know immediately which one it is, the first time I use it!!!:lol

[mrsmaalox]

No, that's a good idea, about the custody papers. I'll have my attorney contact his attorney!:toast

Oh........and he's giving me one of his trolls! You will know immediately which one it is, the first time I use it!!!:lol

It'll be less obvious if you don't use the smileys LOL

[CuckingFunt]

I've had the theme from "The A-Team" stuck in my head for three solid days and nights. The first two hours it was fine, but now it borders on insanity.

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

[JudynTX]

pI7TTZT3IlU

Sons Of Liberty - Indentured Servitude

And as the weaving spiders
Spin their web of debt
Across the globe
The victims of deception will be met
Awaken now and reclaim whats yours
Your freedom is at stake
Its time to bite the hand that feeds
Before they seal our fate

Chorus

I see a time when the sovereign states will die
And what that means to me and you
From the guise of a massive global lie
We are the pawns of indentured servitude

Awaken from the slumber
The matrix you call life
The system is a travesty
The world order lies
The only hope lies in our consensus
Not of left or right
Sever the ties of blind loyalty
And see whats in plain sight

Chorus

I see a time when the sovereign states will die
And what that means to me and you
From the guise of a massive global lie
We are the pawns of indentured servitude

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Freedom isn't free

http://blog.mpl.org/nowatmpl/Dollar.jpg
http://www.coinblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/jefferson-nickel-obverse.jpg

[I. Hustle]

I just solved a riddle.

I have two coins that total 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?



A 29 CENT COIN AND A PENNY!!!!!

YAY MATH!

[CuckingFunt]

I just solved a riddle.

I have two coins that total 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?



A 29 CENT COIN AND A PENNY!!!!!

YAY MATH!

Wrong.

[I. Hustle]

Wrong.

I know one is a nickel and one is a quarter. Way to curb stomp the mood.

[JudynTX]

My sister is making me some Capirotada tomorrow. :clap

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Peewee lite

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My sister is making me some Capirotada tomorrow. :clap

Mmm that sounds good.

[atxrocker]

RumoR has it STP will be in town for SXSW this year.. tis interesting.

[JudynTX]

Mmm that sounds good.

It has to be hot, so the cheese is all melted. :p:

Paula Deen just posted a recipe on FB, called Donut Bread Pudding. WTF

[CuckingFunt]

Way to curb stomp the mood.

Needs to happen every now and then.

[mardigan]

RumoR has it STP will be in town for SXSW this year.. tis interesting.

You going to go to the Four Tet show?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It has to be hot, so the cheese is all melted. :p:

Paula Deen just posted a recipe on FB, called Donut Bread Pudding. WTF

I wouldn't use a capirotada recipe from whitey.

[JudynTX]

I wouldn't use a capirotada recipe from whitey.

It looks gross.

lol @ whitey

[mrsmaalox]

The way capirotada feels makes me gag. I can't eat that :td

[atxrocker]

You going to go to the Four Tet show?

a buddy of mine asked me too, not sure but it's on my radar.

[JudynTX]

The way capirotada feels makes me gag. I can't eat that :td

You're crazy, it's good stuff. :lol

Time to go and relax now. TTFN :hat

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You're crazy, it's good stuff. :lol


it really is. I hated it as a kid. Hated. Then one day I tried it and yumm. It's funny the look on whiteys face when they look at it for the first time. Brought some up to work for a pot luck and it was funny. They liked it though.

[CuckingFunt]

it really is. I hated it as a kid. Hated. Then one day I tried it and yumm. It's funny the look on whiteys face when they look at it for the first time. Brought some up to work for a pot luck and it was funny. They liked it though.

What kind of white folks are afraid of bread pudding?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What kind of white folks are afraid of bread pudding?

The kind I work with. Plus I'm no bread pudding aficionado but does all bread pudding look like capirotada?

[I. Hustle]

It smells like wet crackers in here.

[CuckingFunt]

The kind I work with. Plus I'm no bread pudding aficionado but does all bread pudding look like capirotada?

Bread pudding looks different depending on what's in it.

Maybe white people are just lame.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Bread pudding looks different depending on what's in it.

Maybe white people are just lame.

I think you're on to something.

[mrsmaalox]

My grandma used to put anise candies in her capirotada. We all hated that---she wouldn't make a kid version for us.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My grandma used to put anise candies in her capirotada. We all hated that---she wouldn't make a kid version for us.

I'm sure everyone makes it different. I get a pot of water, piloncio, onion, cinnamon sticks, and anise. Boil that then strain it so it's just liquid. then bread cheese and raisin to top of pan. Pour in liquid and bake.
<bracing for ewwww's>
:wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sure everyone makes it different. I get a pot of water, piloncio, onion, cinnamon sticks, and anise. Boil that then strain it so it's just liquid. then bread cheese and raisin to top of pan. Pour in liquid and bake.
<bracing for ewwww's>
:wakeup

Then I won't do it :angel

[I. Hustle]

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Then I won't do it :angel

:lol
I know you're just dying to let it out.

[I. Hustle]

:lol
I know you're just dying to let it out.

http://www.bazooka.com/forums/images/smilies/confused/fart.gif

[marini martini]

Damn, this is no thread for white folk??? WTF???

[jaffies]

Gotdammit, the only thing worse than my neighbor blasting music at ALL hours of the night

is the other neighbor BANGING on the walls trying to shut him up!







I'm drunk

[jaffies]

One major goal in life is to change my name to jaffies, move to Australia, sell funny t-shirts (or weed), pick up a new accent Madonna style, and live on/near the beach.

Fyck you.

[jaffies]

If you have a kid, there's a 20% chance it will be asian.

[jaffies]

ZaaNlHQGeYU

[jaffies]

enjoy.

http://bacolicious.s3.amazonaws.com/bacon.png

[Blackjack]

I've noticed when I run into shit or happen to hit some object with a hand, arm, leg or third leg (it's prosthetic), I tend to calmly say: "Fuck you"; or "Fuck you, fuckin' sonbitch".

I began to think the other day, "Am I cursing an inanimate object or myself. And, does it really bode well either way?"

[DMX7]

ZaaNlHQGeYU

I love the look on his face.

[mrsmaalox]

mmmm good coffee :wakeup

[I. Hustle]

mmmm good coffee :wakeup

I have a can of Cuban coffee just chillaxin' in my house. I don't drink it and the wifey is preggo so it is just there brand new and untouched.

[SpursStalker]

It's Monday ...

:sleep

[mrsmaalox]

It's Monday ...

:sleep

I suggest you contact IHustle for some of that Cuban coffee :)

[SpursStalker]

I suggest you contact IHustle for some of that Cuban coffee :)

Uhhh I don't do coffee ...

:toast

[JuanValdez]

Colombian coffee FTMFW!!

[I. Hustle]

Colombian coffee FTMFW!!

The wife is Cuban FTMFBTUYAW!!!!!!!


If you figure that out I will give you an unused troll.

[mrsmaalox]

Colombian coffee FTMFW!!

Sorry Juan but Colombian coffee tastes/smells like dirt!

There are, however, other Colombian exports which are appealing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sorry Juan but Colombian coffee tastes/smells like dirt!

There are, however, other Colombian exports which are appealing.

Makes tonight a wonderful thing..........

[I. Hustle]

Sorry Juan but Colombian coffee tastes/smells like dirt!

There are, however, other Colombian exports which are appealing.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/sofia-vergara/pictures/sofia-vergara-picture-1.jpg

[JudynTX]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/sofia-vergara/pictures/sofia-vergara-picture-1.jpg

She's hot!

Why do you think I watch the show Modern Family? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ha! Danica is such a brat. Need to investigate if she has siblings or not.

[JudynTX]

Ha! Danica is such a brat. Need to investigate if she has siblings or not.

:lol:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She's not. It's funny. I found that out at famouswhy.com :lol

now that's comedy

[mrsmaalox]

Have a kid home sick, I have a headache. I don't want to deal with sinus infections :(

[JudynTX]

I'm making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. :D

[SpursStalker]

I'm here ...

:toast

[SpursStalker]

I'm making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. :D

Where's mine?

:hungry:

[I. Hustle]

Off to Colorado tomorrow.

[JudynTX]

Where's mine?

:hungry:

No leftovers, sorry. :lol I only made a little bit.

[SpursStalker]

Off to Colorado tomorrow.

Bye

[JudynTX]

Off to Colorado tomorrow.

Kick ass! :toast

[SpursStalker]

No leftovers, sorry. :lol I only made a little bit.

I'll remember that! :lol

How about pizza today?

:D

[mrsmaalox]

Off to Colorado tomorrow.

Tomorrow?? Damn I thought you already came back.

[JudynTX]

I'll remember that! :lol

How about pizza today?

:D

Let's do it!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No leftovers, sorry. :lol I only made a little bit.

How can you make only a "little bit" of buzghetti?

[SpursStalker]

Let's do it!

:tu

I think we'll have some other people who want to order pizza too ...

I'll get a count.

[JudynTX]

How can you make only a "little bit" of buzghetti?

Half the meat, the sauce and noodles. :D


:tu

I think we'll have some other people who want to order pizza too ...

I'll get a count.

They can get their own! :lol

[SpursStalker]

Half the meat, the sauce and noodles. :D



They can get their own! :lol

I'll order for them

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Half the meat, the sauce and noodles. :D

I was prepared for that one. Thanks for your insight.

[I. Hustle]

Tomorrow?? Damn I thought you already came back.

No way. You will be graced with a 4 day lapse in my posting.

[SpursStalker]

Half the meat, the sauce and noodles. :D



They can get their own! :lol


I'll order for them

Fuck em!!

:lol

They just pissed me off so they CAN call for them.

I'll bring you some money in a few. :D

[Dex]

My tumtum hurts.

[mrsmaalox]

No way. You will be graced with a 4 day lapse in my posting.

:shootme

4 days is a long time without an internet fix. You aren't taking a laptop or iphone? Believe me, snow is not that interesting :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't encourage him.

[I. Hustle]

:shootme

4 days is a long time without an internet fix. You aren't taking a laptop or iphone? Believe me, snow is not that interesting :lol

I will have my laptop but somehow I have activities planned. I thought this was a mini vacation but nnoooooooo I have to be places to be at certain times

[SpursStalker]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day

[JudynTX]

I was prepared for that one. Thanks for your insight.

You're welcome. :D


Fuck em!!

:lol

They just pissed me off so they CAN call for them.

I'll bring you some money in a few. :D

Pizza ordered. :tu

[SpursStalker]

Pizza ordered. :tu

:hungry:

[atxrocker]

Sometimes I forget that there is never a shortage of new, cool people to meet here in Austin. No matter what, i'm always surprisingly impressed.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sometimes I forget that there is never a shortage of new, cool people to meet here in Austin. No matter what, i'm always surprisingly impressed.

Austin's new bumper sticker. :lmao

[JudynTX]

I am so not looking forward to the training I have to attend this afternoon. :sleep

[SpursStalker]

IT department sucks my ass!!

:ihit

[Viva Las Espuelas]

IT department sucks my ass!!

:ihit

Kinnnkyyyyyyy

http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/2/1/0/8/2/9/i/4/0/5/o/HK_RIP.jpg

[SpursStalker]

It's Friday ...

:D

[I. Hustle]

Damn there is a lot of snow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sittin' at chacho's. The Beast rolls up. Good guy. Ordered 2 full size king kongs.

[JudynTX]

:D

CUCUMBERS - - WHO KNEW??


The Amazing Cucumber

This information was in The New York Times several weeks ago as part of
their "Spotlight on the Home" series that highlighted creative and
fanciful ways to solve common problems.

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one
cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5,
Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus,
Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick
up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a
cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a
soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in
a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent
undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area. (WOW)

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!! (DOUBLE WOW)

6.. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber sliced rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10.. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

Just lone this one.
11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints?
Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your
tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

Question, If you don't have gum or mints why would you have slice of cucumber in your pocket?

12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and
slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the wall.

[RGMCSE]

I used to watch my Grandma Hack a chickens head off with an AX. Then she would pluck the feathers and prepare it for a nice chicken soup. I witnessed my little old grandma hack many chickens heads off. I was 4/5 years old. You know what, it didn't faze me one bit. The weird thing to me was that the chickens seemed to know they were going to get it. Cause she would place them on a tree stump and they would just stay there in fear. Once she got them on that stump, they never tried to run away. That has always boggled my mind since then.



Rob

[mrsmaalox]

re: "The Amazing Cucumber"

I think they left off the #14 use :p:


Where's that Mrs. Roper troll when you need her? :lol

[JudynTX]

re: "The Amazing Cucumber"

I think they left off the #14 use :p:


Where's that Mrs. Roper troll when you need her? :lol

:lmao

[JudynTX]

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber sliced rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!


This could mean so many things. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I couldn't believe it but on my way in to town there was a billboard for a local condom sense type shop that had "stop veggie abuse" next to a cucumber with a scared face. Would've turned around to take a pic but I had to piss.

[JudynTX]

I couldn't believe it but on my way in to town there was a billboard for a local condom sense type shop that had "stop veggie abuse" next to a cucumber with a scared face. Would've turned around to take a pic but I had to piss.

:lol Can you go back and take a pic?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol Can you go back and take a pic?

Hopefully in a couple of weeks. :wakeup

[JudynTX]

Hopefully in a couple of weeks. :wakeup

Oh, this was here. Oh! :D

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit I wish I had chicken thighs instead of chicken breasts!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh, this was here. Oh! :D

No it was up here on the outskirts of Dallas.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dammit I wish I had chicken thighs instead of chicken breasts!

........too easy

[JudynTX]

No it was up here on the outskirts of Dallas.

Oh

[RGMCSE]

I've noticed that when I post in the club no one response. I'm kind of a thread killer. I wonder if this thread will die now.


Rob

[Richard Cranium]

Odor Eaters don't work for me. At least that what my GF keeps telling me.

[RGMCSE]

Why? Are you sticking them in your ass?


Rob

[mrsmaalox]

I've noticed that when I post in the club no one response. I'm kind of a thread killer. I wonder if this thread will die now.


Rob

Hey! I picked up on your chicken theme, didn't I?? ;)

[JudynTX]

Popular topics @ ST:

Poop
Piss
Religion
MILFS
Fat chicks
You're gay

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Popular topics @ ST:

Poop
Piss
Religion
MILFS
Fat chicks
You're gay

:lol

:lol Those are good BUT I think they should be a little more broadly defined. Such as:

Bodily functions

Anything degrading to women

If you don't agree, you are gay

[RGMCSE]

Hey! I picked up on your chicken theme, didn't I?? ;)


Yeah I just saw that. You know, for some reason my mind has been in the gutter more than normal lately. I wonder if the club is affecting my sense of decency.


Rob

[I. Hustle]

:lol Those are good BUT I think they should be a little more broadly defined. Such as:

Bodily functions

Anything degrading to women

If you don't agree, you are gay

Bet you can't start a thread that includes all of those in the OP

[desflood]

So, a couple of months ago I told you guys about my neighbors' dogs - how they would come into in my yard, how they would run loose on the street and how one got hit and killed by a car eventually. Well, now the neighbors have two new little rat dogs... Yep. They've both been in my yard twice already. The humans in that house are good people and great neighbors, but I see heartache in their future when history repeats itself.

[JudynTX]

I wonder what 4 million dollars feels like?

[I. Hustle]

I wonder what 4 million dollars feels like?

heavy.

I have pushed around a little over 30 million before. Not my money of course. It depends on the denomination. If it is hundreds then it's 40 bricks which isn't easy to carry around.

[SpursStalker]

Fuck it ...

:ihit

[I. Hustle]

Fuck it ...

:ihit

It's too small, looks like a male and seems to be very angry sssoooo... no

[The Gemini Method]

Would it be too forward to tell one of my staff members that her perfume is the exact same one my ex-gf wore? Be like, "Yo, stop smelling like my ex-b#$%!"

[I. Hustle]

Would it be too forward to tell one of my staff members that her perfume is the exact same one my ex-gf wore? Be like, "Yo, stop smelling like my ex-b#$%!"

Don't say it like that dude. You have to play it smooth. Just say:

Excuse me (bitch's name) but that perfume you are wearing smells exactly like the one this slut I used to bone wore.

[The Gemini Method]

Don't say it like that dude. You have to play it smooth. Just say:

Excuse me (bitch's name) but that perfume you are wearing smells exactly like the one this slut I used to bone wore.

That is considerably smoother, Hustle. I will go with that and then I should probably ask her out afterwards.

[mrsmaalox]

I. Hustle is smooooove

[Chingo Bling]

That is considerably smoother, Hustle. I will go with that and then I should probably ask her out afterwards.

That chit works every time primo. Jou yust have to put those putas in their place. If che gets all pissed yust say "Hey puta, don't get mad to me because jou were born with a chocha."

[mrsmaalox]

I actually saw the premiere of "Parenthood" last night. I don't know if I will watch it again.

[Dex]

I actually saw the premiere of "Parenthood" last night. I don't know if I will watch it again.

I was not impressed. Needs more funny, less sappy.

Maybe I just can't identify since I don't have children yet, but it seemed like an hour-long running pun of how much drama kids can be. In which case, that story has been told before.

[mrsmaalox]

I was not impressed. Needs more funny, less sappy.

Maybe I just can't identify since I don't have children yet, but it seemed like an hour-long running pun of how much drama kids can be. In which case, that story has been told before.

I remember the movie and it was very funny. But you are right it was waay too sappy. The music was just too much---running into the horrible Nissan commercials. Those were pretty unbearable.

It's too bad though because I like all the actors involved, and I didn't dislike any of the characters they played.

[The Gemini Method]

Is it me...or is Life After People just the same old tripe every new episode? Sheesh...

[z0sa]

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/R/8/large_cat1.jpg

That's a big ass housecat...

[I. Hustle]

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/R/8/large_cat1.jpg

That's a big ass housecat...

That chicks pussy is huge and hairy too.

[JudynTX]

:depressed I'm so busy I don't even know where to start.

[I. Hustle]

http://www.random.org/analysis/randbitmap-rdo.png

[I. Hustle]

http://www.physicsmatters.org/images/matter/art-random.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/R/8/large_cat1.jpg

That's a big ass housecat...

Well it's probably bullshit, but yesterday someone told those cats are crossbred with Bengal tigers. Like those wolf-dog mixes.

[z0sa]

Well it's probably bullshit, but yesterday someone told those cats are crossbred with Bengal tigers. Like those wolf-dog mixes.

Interesting. I'm still amazed at how big that cat is; I have a 15mo old about half that size and the vet always rants about how big he is.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm having a craving. A big one. For stuffed bell peppers :hungry:

[I. Hustle]

I don't know what palpate means

[mrsmaalox]

:lol it means to examine something something with your fingers; mildly squeezing and rubbing while looking for irregularities. We did it a lot in nursing school.

[I. Hustle]

:lol it means to examine something something with your fingers; mildly squeezing and rubbing while looking for irregularities. We did it a lot in nursing school.

Can you help me then? I am not as experienced.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://site.vitamindeal.com/productImages/tm-smooth-move-tea-162

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yea I forgot.....I saw a guy at HEB today wearing a shirt that said "Love Sucks. But true love swallows"!! I wonder if his mom knows he wears that in public??

[The Gemini Method]

Oh yea I forgot.....I saw a guy at HEB today wearing a shirt that said "Love Sucks. But true love swallows"!! I wonder if his mom knows he wears that in public??

Truth. True love is swallowing...

[I. Hustle]

Oh yea I forgot.....I saw a guy at HEB today wearing a shirt that said "Love Sucks. But true love swallows"!! I wonder if his mom knows he wears that in public??

I used to wear a shirt that said I love hot moms before I got married.

[The Gemini Method]

Marriage: No more hot moms for you!

[SpursStalker]

:downspin:

[desflood]

I can't decide if Ice T is a sellout or just a hypocrite.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just came from the restroom. Sounded like someone was pouring chunky chicken noodle soup down the toilet. :wow

[JudynTX]

Just came from the restroom. Sounded like someone was pouring chunky chicken noodle soup down the toilet. :wow

So much for lunch now. :vomit:

[mrsmaalox]

So much for lunch now. :vomit:

He must have missed the thread about peeing/pooping soup that was up a few days ago.

[JudynTX]

He must have missed the thread about peeing/pooping soup that was up a few days ago.

Men and their poop. They sure love talking about it. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey I just went in and quickly out. Plus it's a random thought thread. Silly me.

[JudynTX]

^^ Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

[mrsmaalox]

I have lots of tricks up my sleeve :p:

[JudynTX]

I have lots of tricks up my sleeve :p:

:wow "Tricks"?

I would have never thought. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

.........and bacon for hot dog cookouts

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i just bought an avocado that was labled "from chile"

......boy am i glad it was still an avocado and not guacamole.


http://www.newcelica.org/forums/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

thank you. thank you. i'll be here all week.
try the veal.

[marini martini]

Hey Dipster, I'm still waiting for a reply to my text from last night!!!:cell

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey Dipster, I'm still waiting for a reply to my text from last night!!!:cell

Ah. That bothers you too, huh?

:wakeup

[marini martini]

Ah. That bothers you too, huh?

:wakeup

Not enough to cancel my AT&T acct.:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Not enough to cancel my AT&T acct.:toast

I was speaking from a user standpoint instead of carrier.

[marini martini]

Hey, I met the town drunk last night, and it wasn't me!!!

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I do not like whoever decided to put coconut on german chocolate cake.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Dipster, I'm still waiting for a reply to my text from last night!!!:cell

You talking to me?? :dizzy

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I do not like whoever decided to put coconut on german chocolate cake.

then stick with chocolate cake, no?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You talking to me?? :dizzy

No, Chipster.

[mrsmaalox]

Good I didn't think so. I am very efficient in returning texts in a timely manner.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

[FuzzyLumpkins]

then stick with chocolate cake, no?

But I like German Chocolate. Where do you think they got the name from? Certainly not from it having coconut.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But I like German Chocolate. Where do you think they got the name from? Certainly not from it having coconut.

:lol I don't mean to burst your bubble but the name came from the dude's last name that originally made this. Also, Texas is it's birthplace.

Oh and coconut has always been in german chocolate cake.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

:lol I don't mean to burst your bubble but the name came from the dude's last name that originally made this. Also, Texas is it's birthplace.

Oh and coconut has always been in german chocolate cake.

Who said it wasnt? You know there is such a thing as german chocolate independent of coconut right?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who said it wasnt? You know there is such a thing as german chocolate independent of coconut right?

:lol dude, place your goal post then I'll know how to continue. Geez.

[The Gemini Method]

You mean there isn't supposed to be swastikas decorated on my german chocolate cake?

[mrsmaalox]

Someone gave me a bar of german chocolate they bought in an airport gift shop during a layover in Berlin; I didn't like it at all. He also gave me the german version of M&Ms and even my kids didn't eat them.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

:lol dude, place your goal post then I'll know how to continue. Geez.

its named after german chocolate which is a baking chocolate. The semantics of the word german I really did not give a shit about. Quit trying to be a condescending dickhead to me especially if you are going to fail hard at it.

http://www.joyofbaking.com/GermanChocolate.html

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who said it wasnt? You know there is such a thing as german chocolate independent of coconut right?

Nevermind with that goal post placement. You said "where do you think they got the name from" hence my reply. Don't get all pissy cuz it doesn't conform to your liking.

And if you're really that dense. German chocolate from German chocolate cake is independent from actual chocolate from the country of Germany.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Nevermind with that goal post placement. You said "where do you think they got the name from" hence my reply. Don't get all pissy cuz it doesn't conform to your liking.

And if you're really that dense. German chocolate from German chocolate cake is independent from actual chocolate from the country of Germany.

I am not pissy I just think youre trying to be a condescending ass and failing. Its actually quite amusing.

You keep calling me dense and fail to understand that the semantics of the word german is meaningless in the context of what I am saying. But carry on trying by all means.

[marini martini]

Well my first kite flying event in the front yard, and I sat on solid stickers that went through my cotton pj bottoms. I hate Dora! Bitch didn't even fly 10 feet before her cross bar fell off. :madrun

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Someone gave me a bar of german chocolate they bought in an airport gift shop during a layover in Berlin; I didn't like it at all. He also gave me the german version of M&Ms and even my kids didn't eat them.

I dont really remember the chocolate from there as much as the gummi's.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am not pissy I just think youre trying to be a condescending ass and failing. Its actually quite amusing.

You keep calling me dense and fail to understand that the semantics of the word german is meaningless in the context of what I am saying. But carry on trying by all means.

:lol yeah

[FuzzyLumpkins]

:lol yeah

You're like trying to talk to a child in primary school. Go to HEB and buy some german chocolate. Check to see if there is coconut in it and get back to me. Thats the whole point. Please carry on with your geographical fixation though.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Calmer than you are.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Calmer than you are.

And if that is the case so what? This fawning over a stoic ideal is antiquated nonsense. I get passionate and emotional about things and am not ashamed to admit it. The most you elicited out of me is contempt but yes you elicited an emotional response.

That does nothing to mitigate the fact that you attempted to condescend and failed.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

calmer than you are.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Someone gave me a bar of german chocolate they bought in an airport gift shop during a layover in Berlin; I didn't like it at all. He also gave me the german version of M&Ms and even my kids didn't eat them.


too much coconut?

[mrsmaalox]

La-di-dah I just saw George Hill at Walmart. He's a cutie patootie :spin

[SpursStalker]

It's Friday ...

:D

[JudynTX]

Watched The Lovely Bones last night. :tu I thought it was pretty good.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao I wrong number texted someone this morning. I was making a plan with my daughter, but I sent it to a friend of mine and he thought I was making a date with him. Ooops!

[Dex]

Two wrongs don't make a right...but three rights do make a left.

[mrsmaalox]

Need early lunch!

[mrsmaalox]

And it's naptime!!