The completely random thought thread

[JudynTX]

What day is this?

:hungry:

Thursday :D What are you bringing? :lol

[SpursStalker]

Thursday :D What are you bringing? :lol

I can bring my plate?


:D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao No way dude! This week is Mexican Food., I'm bringing chicken fajitas.

Surely, you have a cheap ass that usually brings chips and/or salsa and/or sodas.

[manufan10]

I can bring my plate?


:D

:lol

Don't forget your fork and napkin!!

[manufan10]

Surely, you have a cheap ass that usually brings chips and/or salsa and/or sodas.

Hey, I bring what I can afford! I don't cook either, so there. :p

:lol

[The Reckoning]

Beautiful morning out here in Comfort, Texas :)


:toast

i stayed two summers near comfort on my family's land and worked at a local restuarant there. its called DD biergarten and bakery, and no it's not like Hooters. the mexican cook did offer one of her daughters to marry me, though, so that was kind of strange...

surprised you have internet though.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey, I bring what I can afford! I don't cook either, so there. :p

:lol

Ha. Feeling guilty, huh. There's always "that guy".

[JudynTX]

Oh boy!

[manufan10]

Ha. Feeling guilty, huh. There's always "that guy".

I don't feel guilty, because I bring ice too. :D

[JudynTX]

I don't feel guilty, because I bring ice too. :D

:rolleyes Big spender you are.

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't feel guilty, because I bring ice too. :D

You're that guy! I bet you take home most of the leftovers.

[manufan10]

You're that guy! I bet you take home most of the leftovers.

Of course. I gotta eat the next day too!

[JudynTX]

Of course. I gotta eat the next day too!

:lol :lol What a cheapskate!

[JudynTX]

America - fuck yeah!

[mrsmaalox]

:wakeup

You all really need to get busy and start some new threads today......

[JudynTX]

:wakeup

You all really need to get busy and start some new threads today......

What's the matter? You don't like the threads up right now? Too stale?

[manufan10]

:lol :lol What a cheapskate!

Tomorrow's the big day! FOOD! If you want I'll even bring napkins!

[JudynTX]

Tomorrow's the big day! FOOD! If you want I'll even bring napkins!

Are you gonna go to McDonald's and steal some napkins? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

What's the matter? You don't like the threads up right now? Too stale?

These threads are fine, but I wanna laugh :(

[manufan10]

Are you gonna go to McDonald's and steal some napkins? :lol

I don't need to steal them. They give them to me for free! :toast

[JudynTX]

These threads are fine, but I wanna laugh :(

When does Sunny in Philly return?


I don't need to steal them. They give them to me for free! :toast

Yea, because you go there everyday. :D

[desflood]

All morning I've been having evil thoughts about somebody who shall remain anonymous. They are very bad thoughts and I feel guilty about having them (even if they contain a grain of truth) but they're impossible to banish completely.

[manufan10]

Yea, because you go there everyday. :D

I go in and ask them for a cup so I can get water, and when they're not looking I get a soda, FOR FREE!!!!!! :wow


:rollin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

These threads are fine, but I wanna laugh :(
Watch a funny movie. :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

All morning I've been having evil thoughts about somebody who shall remain anonymous. They are very bad thoughts and I feel guilty about having them (even if they contain a grain of truth) but they're impossible to banish completely.

Spill it.

[marini martini]

All morning I've been having evil thoughts about somebody who shall remain anonymous. They are very bad thoughts and I feel guilty about having them (even if they contain a grain of truth) but they're impossible to banish completely.


Some days I wish I could suck the life breath out of my old man too!!!

[bus driver]

you know never really cared about the beatles but i have heard a couple of their songs
they are pretty damn good. :tu

and i have always loved elvis but never seen any live concerts and holy shit this guy was a good act.

anyways youtube is the best next thing since free porn

[JudynTX]

It's so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders.

:lol

[manufan10]

It's so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders.

:lol

So I'm into Barbie porn and you're into animal porn. Sweet! :lol

[JudynTX]

So I'm into Barbie porn and you're into animal porn. Sweet! :lol

Got any panda porn? :lol

[manufan10]

Got any panda porn? :lol

It's going to cost ya! :greedy

:toast

[JudynTX]

It's going to cost ya! :greedy

:toast

:rolleyes How much? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Some days I wish I could suck the life breath out of my old man too!!!

Life as opposed to bad?

[JudynTX]

Time to go home and relax. :hat

[bigzak25]

All morning I've been having evil thoughts about somebody who shall remain anonymous. They are very bad thoughts and I feel guilty about having them (even if they contain a grain of truth) but they're impossible to banish completely.



I am who I am.

If you are referring to someone else, my apologies.

[SpursStalker]

Friday's on Thursday's are bitchin ...

:D

[JudynTX]

Friday's on Thursday's are bitchin ...

:D

:tu They sure are.

[desflood]

I am who I am.

If you are referring to someone else, my apologies.
Not you; rest easy. Somebody I know much more personally.

[manufan10]

3 more days of work!!! WOOHOOO!!!! 2 more weeks until I leave to California for 2 weeks!! :D

[manufan10]

Friday's on Thursday's are bitchin ...

:D


:tu They sure are.

I wish that would happen year round. I love having a 3 day weekend every week.

[SpursStalker]

I wish that would happen year round. I love having a 3 day weekend every week.

:sleep

[manufan10]

I need something to eat! I had yogurt earlier, but that didn't do much for me. I'm hungry!! :hungry::hungry::hungry:

[SpursStalker]

I need something to eat! I had yogurt earlier, but that didn't do much for me. I'm hungry!! :hungry::hungry::hungry:

I got something for you to eat ....

:wow

[manufan10]

I got something for you to eat ....

:wow

Hopefully a taco!! :p:

[SpursStalker]

Hopefully a taco!! :p:

Sure, we can call it that ...

:D

[manufan10]

:lol

[marini martini]

Okay!!!!!!! I have to go out and buy birthday presents for my Grand daughter today, she will be turning six. I need some ideas from you people.

And the first person that says "Barbie" will be shot!!! She is not into dolls.:bang

She just started playing soccer and loves art.:king

[manufan10]

Okay!!!!!!! I have to go out and buy birthday presents for my Grand daughter today, she will be turning six. I need some ideas from you people.

And the first person that says "Barbie" will be shot!!! She is not into dolls.:bang



Buy her some some Hot Wheels.

[manufan10]

On a serious note, one of my nieces is into art, so for her birthday we usually get her some kind of art kit. It usually comes with paint, markers, crayons, or something similar. Then, she can have her own supplies. Something like this:

http://images.landofnod.com/is/image/LandOfNod/NOD_2009_08_MONSTER_ART_KIT?$zm$

Or:

http://www.theleisureboutique.com/saycheese/20500-20999/20968_600x600.jpg

[manufan10]

http://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/boscovs/images/store/product/images/182368102045680.jpg

[marini martini]

Geez ManuFan, why am I not suprised you'd have all these artsy fartsy suggestions????:lmao

Thanks, I'm on my way to Hobby Lobby!!!:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Get her an easel; my son got one when he was about 7 and still uses it for painting at 12. Also does she like to use a computer? Check out a little gadget called a Bamboo, my son LOVES his.

[mrsmaalox]

OMG I.Hustle's babies are precious!! :)

[SpursStalker]

And the first person that says "Barbie" will be shot!!! She is not into dolls.:bang



Ken?

:D

[manufan10]

Ken?

:D

:nope

G.I. Joe is better!

:king

[manufan10]

One of the kids is snoring.. loudly. I can't type because it's distracting me. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

One of the kids is snoring.. loudly. I can't type because it's distracting me. :lol

It's almost noon!! Get his ass outta bed and put him to work!

[manufan10]

Wow, that was some loud thunder! And no, it wasn't the kid snoring. :D

[SpursStalker]

Wow, that was some loud thunder! And no, it wasn't the kid snoring. :D

Was it you?

:p:

[manufan10]

Was it you?

:p:

http://bigjournalism.com/files/2010/03/shhh.jpg

[manufan10]

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring!

[SpursStalker]

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring!

Are you dancing naked in the rain?

:lol

[manufan10]

Are you dancing naked in the rain?

:lol

I would be, if I wasn't at work!! :wow

[SpursStalker]

I would be, if I wasn't at work!! :wow

Oooooooooooooooooo really now?

:blah

[manufan10]

Oooooooooooooooooo really now?

:blah

Yup!

:D

[SpursStalker]

Yup!

:D

*mapquest*

[manufan10]

*mapquest*

:lmao

[SpursStalker]

:lmao

http://potagerskitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/oven-fried-chicken1.jpg

[marini martini]

Fried chicken aside.................

Turned out to be one of the best days I've had in a long time. Had lunch with my partner in crime!!!:toast

[JudynTX]

Is anyone watching that new show Hot In Cleveland w/Betty White? :lol

I like it, she hints on the show that she smokes weed. :lol

[Smooth Criminal]

Is there anything worse than wanting more than friendship from a close friend. Where she knows you want to be more than friends, and she's content to stay friends anyway?

I can't think of anything, except her deciding not to be even friends, which would kill. I wish I didn't care about her, and that I hated her. It would be so much easier to hate her...

[eyeh8u]

Is there anything worse than wanting more than friendship from a close friend. Where she knows you want to be more than friends, and she's content to stay friends anyway?

I can't think of anything, except her deciding not to be even friends, which would kill. I wish I didn't care about her, and that I hated her. It would be so much easier to hate her...


having your daughter marry a closet homosexual is worse. ( didnt happen to me just thinking of things that are worse

[Smooth Criminal]

having your daughter marry a closet homosexual is worse. ( didnt happen to me just thinking of things that are worse
:lolThat actually made me laugh thanks bro.
I don't have a daughter though so it's not a major problem for me. Marebear is though, girl's killin me

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is there anything worse than wanting more than friendship from a close friend. Where she knows you want to be more than friends, and she's content to stay friends anyway?

I can't think of anything, except her deciding not to be even friends, which would kill. I wish I didn't care about her, and that I hated her. It would be so much easier to hate her...

Have y'all banged? My guess is y'all have and you still got that taste in your mouth.

[mrsmaalox]

My tummy hurts :(

[mrsmaalox]

Have y'all banged? My guess is y'all have and you still got that taste in your mouth.

That taste?

Eww. Brush your teeth!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"taste". Not taste. Like you have a "taste" for something. Figure of speech.

[marini martini]

Man Viva, you sure do have a way with double intondres!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man Viva, you sure do have a way with double intondres!

I do my best. :toast

[marini martini]

It makes me crazy!!!!:dizzy

[Viva Las Espuelas]

See post #2830

[marini martini]

Check! :tu

[marini martini]

Check! :tu

[Smooth Criminal]

Have y'all banged? My guess is y'all have and you still got that taste in your mouth.
Nope. It's not happening, ever. Sometimes I wish I was a guy who could just drink and use chicks, and not give a shit about them. THat'd be awesome

[Skywalker]

ItoRxdgF38Q

[Skywalker]

:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nope. It's not happening, ever. Sometimes I wish I was a guy who could just drink and use chicks, and not give a shit about them. THat'd be awesome

Sounds like it got close to that or she just got with some other guy. Maybe another friend of yours? Either way, it appears this will be haunting you for a bit. Maintain!


Oh and by the way. Is Annie ok?

[Smooth Criminal]

Sounds like it got close to that or she just got with some other guy. Maybe another friend of yours? Either way, it appears this will be haunting you for a bit. Maintain!


Oh and by the way. Is Annie ok?
No other guys bro, just me and her and apparently a wall in between

[z0sa]

Nope. It's not happening, ever. Sometimes I wish I was a guy who could just drink and use chicks, and not give a shit about them. THat'd be awesome

The more women you fuck carelessly while she loves every second of it, the easier it becomes.

[z0sa]

and now the time has come
and so my love I must go
and though I lose a friend
in the end you will know

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No other guys bro, just me and her and apparently a wall in between

Explain, please, then. :wakeup

[manufan10]

11 days and then I'm off on my road trip!

2 more days of work!

:D

[manufan10]

No other guys bro, just me and her and apparently a wall in between

Maybe you're just assuming there is a wall, but in reality there isn't a wall.

[Skywalker]

2RyIyEyVPvo

[marini martini]

:dizzy

[Wifebeater]

lmao at you fags, psychoanalyzing the poon. You just analyze whether they need another slap or not and then if they do you deliver it to them.

What's so complicated?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:dizzy

Uh oh. How's Otto doing?

[manufan10]

Oh and by the way. Is Annie ok?

:lol

I just saw that.

[Skywalker]

lmao at you fags, psychoanalyzing the poon. You just analyze whether they need another slap or not and then if they do you deliver it to them.

What's so complicated?



What is your issue with women?

[Skywalker]

ANEx_6mbC2M

[manufan10]

It's raining.

[marini martini]

Where???

[manufan10]

Where???

Outside.

[marini martini]

Awwwwwww shit!!! Just what I need...........another smart ass!!!:bang

[manufan10]

Awwwwwww shit!!! Just what I need...........another smart ass!!!:bang

:lol

[marini martini]

Too bad you're leaving on the one day I might be in a good mood!!!:lmao

[JudynTX]

Just chillin :hat

[manufan10]

Too bad you're leaving on the one day I might be in a good mood!!!:lmao

:bang

I guess I can postpone for one day. :rollin

[marini martini]

I said "might"!!!! Don't press your luck!!!










ShitMyDadSays (http://www.facebook.com/ShitMyDadSays) "Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit.":toast

[Skywalker]

UCOXCTEv2Mc

[JudynTX]

PF Changs sounds pretty good.

[mrsmaalox]

Sleep sounds pretty good.

[manufan10]

I didn't want to wake up for work today... One more day of work!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Start coughing around noon and work your way from there. You'll be home by about 3.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Clarity sounds better.

[manufan10]

Work cancelled tomorrow due to Tropical Storm/Hurricane Alex, so today is my last day.

[marini martini]

Ooooooooooh noooooooooooo!!!! Gonna miss you little buddy!:toast

[JoeChalupa]

PF Changs sounds pretty good.

my cheap ass still hasn't eaten there

[marini martini]

This song is about my life!!!:toast

1N4HPj85vjw

[JudynTX]

my cheap ass still hasn't eaten there

:lol:lol

Heavy metal, long hair, and cold beer tonight. :hat

[JudynTX]

My friends on the east coast are melting. :lol

[bridgetbbyxo]

my boobs hurt

[oh crap]

ZUfh5mbjjrw

to be 22 again...

[Frenzy]

What is your issue with women?

Blue b _ _ l s

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[bigzak25]

Looks like SpurStalker's narcolepsy is acting up again...

[SpursStalker]

Looks like SpurStalker's narcolepsy is acting up again...

I'm having a daytime sleeping attack right now ...

[JudynTX]

This might be the first summer where we don't reach 100 degrees! :tu

[SpursStalker]

This might be the first summer where we don't reach 100 degrees! :tu

Way to jinx us Judy ...

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This might be the first summer where we don't reach 100 degrees! :tu

Huh? Are you cereal? Then what are you guys doing complaining down there. We've already had about 3 to 4 days of 100+ up here. Mexicants.

[JudynTX]

Way to jinx us Judy ...

:lol

It's not a jinx until it actually happens. :lol


Huh? Are you cereal? Then what are you guys doing complaining down there. We've already had about 3 to 4 days of 100+ up here. Mexicants.

I'm being serial.

[marini martini]

Awwwww shit, Mr.Martini just joined FB.:bang

He's all pissed cuz I have 68 friends!!! What he doesn't know, is 43 of them are things I "like"!!!:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Awwwww shit, Mr.Martini just joined FB.:bang

He's all pissed cuz I have 68 friends!!! What he doesn't know, is 43 of them are things I "like"!!!:lmao

Oh crap, they just suck the joy out of life don't they? :lol

I got guilted into friending MR MAALOX but luckily his FB career didn't last too long once his psychiatric patients started sending him friend requests! :lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.lit-republic.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest.jpg

[marini martini]

Oh crap, they just suck the joy out of life don't they? :lol

I got guilted into friending MR MAALOX but luckily his FB career didn't last too long once his psychiatric patients started sending him friend requests! :lmao


Yeah, they do!!!:(


So he has 1/2 of ST poster's a friends????:lmao

[JudynTX]

Awwwww shit, Mr.Martini just joined FB.:bang

He's all pissed cuz I have 68 friends!!! What he doesn't know, is 43 of them are things I "like"!!!:lmao

GAME OVER!!! :lol :lol

[marini martini]

GAME OVER!!! :lol :lol


:depressed

No shit!!!

[JudynTX]

:depressed

No shit!!!

Has he "poked" you yet? :p:

[marini martini]

Has he "poked" you yet? :p:

Awww fuck!!!:bang Don't make me any more depressed than I already am, K?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao
Oh, marini. You're a character.

[marini martini]

:lmao
Oh, marini. You're a character.

Oh yeah, my fine FB friend??? You won't be laughing so hard when mrjealousmartini goes hunting you down with his assault rifle!!!:wow




J/K
:rollin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh yeah, my fine FB friend??? You won't be laughing so hard when mrjealousmartini goes hunting you down with his assault rifle!!!:wow




J/K
:rollin

I'm a lover. Not a fighter.

[JudynTX]

Awww fuck!!!:bang Don't make me any more depressed than I already am, K?

:rollin I hate being poked...................












on FB. :D

[marini martini]

I'm a lover. Not a fighter.

He's not gonna want to love on you, so you can forget about that funny business right now!!!:nope

[JudynTX]

I don't like the new Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A. :td

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He's not gonna want to love on you, so you can forget about that funny business right now!!!:nope

Well good cuz all I have are exit points.

[JudynTX]

I'm gonna have a talk with Jim Beam tonight and it may get ugly. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Yay! My house got pressure washed today, then next week---new paint!

[JoeChalupa]

I don't like the new Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A. :td

Do you have a coupon so I can check it out?

[JudynTX]

Do you have a coupon so I can check it out?

No, I used it. Thank goodness I didn't pay for it. :lol

[The Gemini Method]

Headed to Vegas the weekend of the 29th - 1st...can't wait!

[JoeChalupa]

No, I used it. Thank goodness I didn't pay for it. :lol

:lol

[JudynTX]

:lol

Just buy a regular chick-fil-a, add Tabasco sauce.

Wa la! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wa la! :lol

:lmao :rollin

[marini martini]

:toast


http://i642.photobucket.com/albums/uu144/cardsharksam/funny-strange-people-14.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao
Wow

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/thatonekid393/Internet_Stuff/ohG82KCA.jpg

[JudynTX]

I have to remember that I can't please everybody.

[The Gemini Method]

rubble rubble

[sonic21]

my new boss is so hot.

[mrsmaalox]

I love rain, but why this week?? I'm sooo excited about my house getting painted and of course now they are warning me about "rain delays" :(

[JudynTX]

Wear orange @ Whataburger today and get a free burger. :tu

Taco Cabana is giving away free chicken fajita tacos today. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man, cheap asses can eat pretty good today if they wanted to.

[The Gemini Method]

Came back from Vegas both a winner and loser--I won $100...but lost (or it was stolen) my iphone...so I technically didn't come back a winner...However;

I met Jason Terry
Ran into Shawne Merriman and Ryan Matthews
and unknowingly caught a performance poolside from Cali Swag of Teach Me How to Dougie fame...lulz.

[JudynTX]

Dee Snider from Twisted Sister has a reality show about his family.
I like it alot., his sons are hilarious. :lol It's called Growing Up Twisted. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dee Snider from Twisted Sister has a reality show about his family.
I like it alot., his sons are hilarious. :lol It's called Growing Up Twisted. :D

He seems like a pretty down to earth kinda dude. Has his wits unlike that other idiot with the wife that exploits him like he's a two-headed bearded woman from Pakistan. I kinda thought he had a show awhile back though. Is this a new show?

[JudynTX]

He seems like a pretty down to earth kinda dude. Has his wits unlike that other idiot with the wife that exploits him like he's a two-headed bearded woman from Pakistan. I kinda thought he had a show awhile back though. Is this a new show?

He is.

Yes, it's new. His wife wanted to have another baby. She's 50. :wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He is.

Yes, it's new. His wife wanted to have another baby. She's 50. :wow

More power to her.

[SpursStalker]

Hey Viva ...

Pay my speeding ticket, k?

:D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What fer?

[SpursStalker]

What fer?

Cause you are the best and you like me ...

:D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well, I know I'm the best........
I deal with that everyday.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

......

[marini martini]

It sure has been nice here, lately!!!:tu

[mrsmaalox]

It sure has been nice here, lately!!!:tu

You're bringing me down, bitch.

[marini martini]

You're bringing me down, bitch.


Fawk! :bang





3, 2, 1.................................

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It sure has been nice here, lately!!!:tu

Isn't it always?

[marini martini]

It sure has been nice here, lately!!!:tu








3, 2, 1.................................


Isn't it always?


:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

???

[marini martini]

2 more hours, then it's back to Granny Hell!!!! :dizzy

Fawwwwwwwwk!!!!!

[JudynTX]

I don't care if you have a Ph.D., you lack common sense.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't care if you have a Ph.D., you lack common sense.

Many people like that. When I worked at a hotel the CIO was so smart (ph.d i believe) that he couldn't ride the elevator alone. He couldn't operate it. True story. A very odd dude

[marini martini]

I don't care if you have a Ph.D., you lack common sense.

Excuuuuuuse me!!!!!:lol


Many people like that. When I worked at a hotel the CIO was so smart (ph.d i believe) that he couldn't ride the elevator alone. He couldn't operate it. True story. A very odd dude

:lmao Oh phew!

[JudynTX]

Many people like that. When I worked at a hotel the CIO was so smart (ph.d i believe) that he couldn't ride the elevator alone. He couldn't operate it. True story. A very odd dude

I really don't understand it. They don't have social skills either. :wakeup

[The Gemini Method]

It's only 75 in Sunny SoCal right now...still waiting for summer...it may never come.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I really don't understand it. They don't have social skills either. :wakeup

:lol he had a social coach :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I really don't understand it. They don't have social skills either. :wakeup

What they lack in social skills, the rest of us lack in focus. That's why they have the Ph.D's and we party good :lol

[JudynTX]

:lol he had a social coach :lol

Probably :bang


What they lack in social skills, the rest of us lack in focus. That's why they have the Ph.D's and we party good :lol

:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Probably :bang

Nooooooo. I'm saying the dude I was talking about had one.

[JudynTX]

nooooooo. I'm saying the dude i was talking about had one.

gtfo

[Viva Las Espuelas]

gtfo

No lie.

[SpursStalker]

:hungry:

[mrsmaalox]

Went to lunch at Panera Bread; it cracks me up that my friend always calls it "Pantera Bread". She was raised in New Braunfels and always call it "New Braunsfels". :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Johnson City, Tennessee moonshine is no joke. Just sayin'.

[marini martini]

Road trip.....................:convertib

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Road trip.....................:convertib

Be safe and stay in the lines. :)

[JoeChalupa]

sleep apnea ain't all that bad

[mrsmaalox]

Hahaha I had a dream that Dirk Nowitzki accused me of threatening him with a lint roller :lol

[Ignignokt]

Hahaha I had a dream that Dirk Nowitzki accused me of threatening him with a lint roller :lol

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[JudynTX]

It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.

[desflood]

So I was watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid with my kids this morning and this scene caught my attention:

8R43H1Q_DOY

I don't know if that kid really is singing or lip-synching; either way, I like it (although to get the full effect you have to hear all of the awful singing that took place beforehand). Also, it tickles my funny bone to see Benny from George Lopez in such a buttoned-down, sensitive role :lol

[desflood]

Hahaha I had a dream that Dirk Nowitzki accused me of threatening him with a lint roller :lol
By the way, that's funny as hell.

[JudynTX]

Is winter here yet? :(

[mrsmaalox]

Are we back yet?

[desflood]

Is winter here yet? :(
No, dammit.

[JudynTX]

:lol It's Tax Free Weekend, don't be anywhere near the malls this weekend.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The sight of "future" and "hip-hop" in the same sentence saddens me..........

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The testosteronic and estrogenic cup definitely runneth over..........

[TDMVPDPOY]

i nearly had a punch on with a black kid in the lifts b4 and these other douchebags whose been living in the area who were also in the lift, which part of 'hold it' dont they understand where u press the button so the door doesnt close so whoever rushes on time can still get in...fkn wankers....fkn inconsiderate immigrants pissing me off, why do we keep on accepting dumb fkn shits into the country who dont know how to operate shit.

fkn turning the area into a ghetto with all these african wankers who walk around think they are thugs living it up american lifestyle....

[JoeChalupa]

:lol It's Tax Free Weekend, don't be anywhere near the malls this weekend.

I went to the outlet mall in San Marcos yesterday and it was packed but got there early, got a great parking spot and some awesome deals.
I've been waking up in the middle of the night wide awake and don't know why.

[mrsmaalox]

I think I'm gonna puke now.....:(

[marini martini]

I think I'm gonna puke now.....:(


You preggers???:wow

[mrsmaalox]

Nope, just sick; and tired from not getting good sleep

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yay. Another Tiger thread.

[JudynTX]

Yay. Another Tiger thread.

:sleep

[mrsmaalox]

Yay. Another Tiger thread.

And not a minute too soon! It was what, about 2 hrs, since there had been an opportunity to call women ho's, skanks, bitches, golddiggers, etc? :lol

[marini martini]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

My oldest daughter just got a beautiful 7" intricate and colorful cross tattoo. Guess where?
Yep, right on the back of her calf!!!! I can not watch her walk away without laughing out loud. Thanks to ST & all you fools that like to make fun of KW!!!:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ah. She opted out of placing it on the catguard? :lmao

[marini martini]

Ah. She opted out of placing it on the catguard? :lmao

I'm not even going to try to dignify that with a come back!!!:nope

[desflood]

I was driving past what was obviously a high school bus stop this morning and... when did little girls lose all respect for themselves? Had to be the generation after mine. It looked like an LA hooker hangout.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was driving past what was obviously a high school bus stop this morning and... when did little girls lose all respect for themselves? Had to be the generation after mine. It looked like an LA hooker hangout.

Once parents became friends.

[mrsmaalox]

I was driving past what was obviously a high school bus stop this morning and... when did little girls lose all respect for themselves? Had to be the generation after mine. It looked like an LA hooker hangout.

I assume you mean they were showing a lot of skin? In our district the dress code is enforced from the time they get on the bus, they wouldn't even get on like that.

[desflood]

There was lots of skin. There was also lots of makeup and big hair. It was like an '80's bomb went off inside a trailer park full of prostitutes. Honestly, it would have been hilarious if any of them had been over 16.

[marini martini]

Yep that eyeliner shit has got to go. My 14 y.o. grand dtr. looks like Amy Winehouse just released from rehab. She won't even let you take picture taken without that shit on her face.

[mrsmaalox]

My 14 yr old refuses to wear makeup. But yea, her friends all have that raccoon eyes thing going on :lol
I suppose the world will end the day teenagers and adults agree on fashion ;)

[bus driver]

i should i believe products that advertise that an expert approves it?

say like toothpaste....about 90% of them say that 90% of dentist recommend that brand toothpaste.

i see these recommendations on almost everything....you think the recommendations are legit?

[JudynTX]

The new Cherry Crush tastes awful.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm always leery of cherry flavored soft drinks. They never taste like cherry.

Have you tried Big Coconut and Big Peach? Big Red's new flavors.

Yuck

[JudynTX]

I'm always leery of cherry flavored soft drinks. They never taste like cherry.

Have you tried Big Coconut and Big Peach? Big Red's new flavors.

Yuck

No, they sound disgusting. :vomit:

[JoeChalupa]

My 14 yr old refuses to wear makeup. But yea, her friends all have that raccoon eyes thing going on :lol
I suppose the world will end the day teenagers and adults agree on fashion ;)

My 16 yr old doesn't wear makeup but some of her friends really pack on the paint.

[JudynTX]

4-day weekends rock! :downspin:

[mrsmaalox]

4-day weekends rock! :downspin:

Whatcha got planned?

[JudynTX]

Whatcha got planned?

Medina Lake :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Medina Lake :toast

We're doing Mustang Island :)

[JudynTX]

We're doing Mustang Island :)

You're doing it on Mustang Island? :D

[gospursgojas]

If you try to fail and succeed...which have you done?

[marini martini]

succeeded to fail???

[gospursgojas]

succeeded to fail???

thats what I always say..."both"

[desflood]

My eight-year-old son whacked his sister on the head with his toothbrush this morning. She got to hit him back, then I asked him if he liked it when people hit him in the head. His reply was, "Yes. I can take the pain."

The boy is ready to begin his mma training.

[bus driver]

when did the utsa forum come to be?
why does spurstalk have a utsa forum?
shouldnt the utsa forum actually be in the college forum?

never noticed it before, my guess is there is alot of utsa people here........:wakeup

[bigzak25]

pic of the actual pic, i took in 05...much quieter then...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/BigZakRocha/diner.jpg?t=1284063391

[Blackjack]

How can one have a great memory of yesteryear, yet continually forget what they're in the middle of doing?

That pic looks bare without the boobage and throwinupage, but nice to know its origins. :tu

[desflood]

My MIL (whom I ordinarily love very much) has conditioned my daughter to say, "Go Cowboys!" every time a football game comes on, even those not involving Dallas. Having grown up in Lion/Packer country, this makes me want to throw up a little every time she says it.

[JudynTX]

:lmao @ the Cowboys

[JoeChalupa]

Go Michael Vick!!

no MTV awards threads? Lady gaga's beef dress? Cher at 64 showing she is still thin? Bieber wearing those female shades?

[JudynTX]

Go Michael Vick!!

:toast


no MTV awards threads? Lady gaga's beef dress? Cher at 64 showing she is still thin? Bieber wearing those female shades?

You told me all I needed to know. :vomit:

[mrsmaalox]

Go Michael Vick!!

no MTV awards threads? Lady gaga's beef dress? Cher at 64 showing she is still thin? Bieber wearing those female shades?

I haven't seen the VMAs in years. But for the last couple of weeks I'd been reading blurbs about them and the only 4 words I kept reading over and over were "Gaga, Bieber, Kanye, Swift". So I pretty much new this would not be the year I broke down an watched.

[JoeChalupa]

I haven't seen the VMAs in years. But for the last couple of weeks I'd been reading blurbs about them and the only 4 words I kept reading over and over were "Gaga, Bieber, Kanye, Swift". So I pretty much new this would not be the year I broke down an watched.

Yeah, I didn't watch them either just heard the above on the morning news shows.

[desflood]

Lady gaga Cher Bieber
Those right there... are the three names guaranteed to make me not want to watch something :lol

[redzero]

Go Michael Vick!!

no MTV awards threads? Lady gaga's beef dress? Cher at 64 showing she is still thin? Bieber wearing those female shades?

Why the hell would anybody care about the VMAs?