Oh Shit!!! (4)

[jman3000]

It takes me a good 2 months to get anything resembling a beard ... son of a bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one killing this thread anymore.

[timvp]

Man my basketball team got screwed tonight. We were playing an undefeated team who hadn't lost in years. We were down by 3 with 30 seconds to go and we get a steal and I hit a three to tie the game. They get the ball and then get some bail out BS call and hit two free throws to go up 2. We get the ball back and a player on my team gets fouled at the basket with two seconds to go. Missed the first free throw so he misses the second free throw on purposes and we get the rebound. Then the ref blows the whistle. Turns out to be an inadvertant whistle (ref anticipated the ball not hitting rim). Inadvertant whistle supposedly is a jump ball and the other team had the possession arrow.

Game over.

:pctoss :pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

eye gouge

[midgetonadonkey]

head butt

[midgetonadonkey]

It takes me a good 2 months to get anything resembling a beard ... son of a bitch.

Maybe it will grow faster once you hit puberty.

[midgetonadonkey]

Paying bills sucks.

[SpursWoman]

Man my basketball team got screwed tonight. We were playing an undefeated team who hadn't lost in years. We were down by 3 with 30 seconds to go and we get a steal and I hit a three to tie the game. They get the ball and then get some bail out BS call and hit two free throws to go up 2. We get the ball back and a player on my team gets fouled at the basket with two seconds to go. Missed the first free throw so he misses the second free throw on purposes and we get the rebound. Then the ref blows the whistle. Turns out to be an inadvertant whistle (ref anticipated the ball not hitting rim). Inadvertant whistle supposedly is a jump ball and the other team had the possession arrow.

Game over.

:pctoss :pctoss


I got to hear all about it. At least it was a little closer than the last one.... :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

Maybe it will grow faster once you hit puberty.

:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

It takes me a good 2 months to get anything resembling a beard ... son of a bitch.

It takes LJ about 2 hours.

[Kori Ellis]

Turns out to be an inadvertant whistle (ref anticipated the ball not hitting rim). Inadvertant whistle supposedly is a jump ball and the other team had the possession arrow.

I think you should have made them show you in a rulebook where inadvertant whistle = jump ball.

[sa_butta]

Man my basketball team got screwed tonight. We were playing an undefeated team who hadn't lost in years. We were down by 3 with 30 seconds to go and we get a steal and I hit a three to tie the game. They get the ball and then get some bail out BS call and hit two free throws to go up 2. We get the ball back and a player on my team gets fouled at the basket with two seconds to go. Missed the first free throw so he misses the second free throw on purposes and we get the rebound. Then the ref blows the whistle. Turns out to be an inadvertant whistle (ref anticipated the ball not hitting rim). Inadvertant whistle supposedly is a jump ball and the other team had the possession arrow.

Game over.

:pctoss :pctoss
Do you guys play any playoff or anything? What was your teams final record?

[Kori Ellis]

Do you guys play any playoff or anything? What was your teams final record?

There's no playoffs.

I think they were only 4-6 or something like that.

They had a lot of flakes on their team and had to play with only five players (no subs) a lot of weeks.

[sa_butta]

There's no playoffs.

I think they were only 4-6 or something like that.

They had a lot of flakes on their team and had to play with only five players (no subs) a lot of weeks.That happened last week cause Ive been playing with Jcrod, week we got killed by a team with about 10 total guys against our six. But two weeks ago we played with only five (no subs) and won.

[SpursWoman]

It takes LJ about 2 hours.


It takes Chris about a week to get just the right amount of scraggly that I love ... then he goes and shaves it off. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

I am now constantly being mistaken for Burt Reynolds.

[Jekka]

Hey, midge, have you been mistaken for Burt Reynolds recently?

[Inigo Montoya]

you killed my father, prepare to die...hello my name is inigo montoya!!

[Inigo Montoya]

i just flossed my teeth with a penis
-midge

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey, midge, have you been mistaken for Burt Reynolds recently?

Just this morning someone asked me what movie I am coming out in next. I was like, Dude I'm not Burt Reynolds.

[midgetonadonkey]

i just flossed my teeth with a penis
-midge

It must've been a small penis.

[Inigo Montoya]

sandra alas...my fair lady, how dos thou day goeth?

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the fuck is Inigo Montoya?

[Inigo Montoya]

i just pissed on my ball
-midge

[Inigo Montoya]

herpes runs in my family like water in a river
-midge

[midgetonadonkey]

I love salsa dancing at gay bars. :smokin

-batman90813298475135207891340981352

[Inigo Montoya]

who is batman90813298475135207891340981352

[midgetonadonkey]

Some queer.

[Inigo Montoya]

melmart is the love of my life if only she would call me sometime
-batman2883

[Inigo Montoya]

Some queer.
damn i hate queers, but i hear batman pimps a lot of girls...how does that make him queer?

[Inigo Montoya]

i just finished a game of tummy sticks
-midge

[Melmart1]

Midge has never seen "The Princess Bride"?!?!

[Inigo Montoya]

kori when can we have another poker tourney?

[Inigo Montoya]

Midge has never seen "The Princess Bride"?!?!
one of the greatest movies of all time

[Inigo Montoya]

sandra=the goddess aphrodite

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge has never seen "The Princess Bride"?!?!

I never have. It just seems a bit gay.

[Inigo Montoya]

the princess is hard as all get out

[midgetonadonkey]

damn i hate queers, but i hear batman pimps a lot of girls...how does that make him queer?

It's not the pimping girls that makes him gay, it's all the cock he sucks.

[Inigo Montoya]

both girls that i truly adore in the same place at the same time...k

[Inigo Montoya]

It's not the pimping girls that makes him gay, it's all the cock he sucks.
so you're telling me he sucks a lot of chickens?

[Silver21_Black20]

sandra alas...my fair lady, how dos thou day goeth?

Hey! :)

How are you?

[midgetonadonkey]

so you're telling me he sucks a lot of chickens?

Yes he does.

[Inigo Montoya]

melissa the girl of my dreams, thinking of me as we speak

[Inigo Montoya]

Hey! :)

How are you?
im doing great, still cant stop staring at your doggie, he reminds me of that depressed robot from "the hitchikers guide to the universe"

[Melmart1]

You can't stop staring at Sandra's doggie cus you want to do her doggie. Doggie-style, that is. I surely hope you don't want to have sex with her dog.

[Inigo Montoya]

You can't stop staring at Sandra's doggie cus you want to do her doggie. Doggie-style, that is. I surely hope you don't want to have sex with her dog.
well her dog does seem a bit attractive...and i am an animal lover...ha ha ha stfu!!!! lol come on now

[Silver21_Black20]

When the hell are you coming to SA, Mel?

[midgetonadonkey]

I like doggys.

[Inigo Montoya]

When the hell are you coming to SA, Mel?
ive been trying to get that out of her for so long

[Inigo Montoya]

1billups1 is my hero

[Melmart1]

when am i coming back to san antonio... a true mystery...

[Kori Ellis]

when am i coming back to san antonio... a true mystery...

Do you want to do GirlsGotGame next week?

[Melmart1]

Girl on girl action? Geez, now everyone is going to think I am a dyke again! :lol

Sure, I am totally game.

[Inigo Montoya]

when am i coming back to san antonio... a true mystery...
im going to fly out to wherever she is at and bring her back home !!

[midgetonadonkey]

Girl on girl action? Geez, now everyone is going to think I am a dyke again! :lol

Sure, I am totally game.

So you aren't a dyke?

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to eat a taco soon or I will be shot.

[katyon6th]

Midge, I'm so fucking bored.

[midgetonadonkey]

So am I.

[midgetonadonkey]

My job blows.

[batman2883]

damn butta 5 kegger tonight you want in

[midgetonadonkey]

I just told my coworkers I would blow Jesus for $100 million.

[katyon6th]

What the fuck, batman?

[batman2883]

yeah its my best friends birthday party she has 5 kegs its gonna be off the hizzle

[midgetonadonkey]

batman is my hero

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start wearing shiney shirts so I can be more like batman.

[midgetonadonkey]

Katy is like the younger Filipino sister I never had.

[batman2883]

i dont even wear shiney shirts man!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

i dont even wear shiney shirts man!!!

I'm sure you have owned one at one point of your life.

[batman2883]

no sir i never went through that phase i went from jock, to prep, to just damn great most of the colors i wear are dark colors with the exception of a few shirts

[midgetonadonkey]

I wear skin tight see through button ups when I go to the club.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like to show the ladies my pancake areolas.

[midgetonadonkey]

My nipples are big and fat.

[batman2883]

Ewwww Thats Just Nasty

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't talk bad about my nipples.

[batman2883]

if only for the platanos i wanna live

[Melmart1]

Those pancake nipples ought to be enough to get Midge a suga mamma so you can have your internet back. Cus if you depend on these heathens here for donations it will never happen. We are up to 1.32 right now, and that's cus I chipped in my dollar coin. At least I think it's a dollar coin. It could be Japanese Yen, in which case you are screwed.

[midgetonadonkey]

Those pancake nipples ought to be enough to get Midge a suga mamma so you can have your internet back. Cus if you depend on these heathens here for donations it will never happen. We are up to 1.32 right now, and that's cus I chipped in my dollar coin. At least I think it's a dollar coin. It could be Japanese Yen, in which case you are screwed.

Broke ass people.

[midgetonadonkey]

Give me money!!

[batman2883]

Im Broke

[midgetonadonkey]

Give me money!!

[batman2883]

Kiss The Ring Bitch!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, 1Billups1

[ORION]

it's furry !

[batman2883]

i have missed my friend orion

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought Orion was dead.

[batman2883]

I thought Orion was dead.
when orion dies...i will mourn his loss for years to come...orion is like my right hand man

[ORION]

I thought Orion was dead.
I just finished my world tour. ORION UNPLUGGED - She's not wearing a bra

[midgetonadonkey]

I am naming my first born after Orion.

[ORION]

I am naming my first born after Orion.
He or she will be blessed with the strength of a gorilla with the strength of 2 gorillas.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know how I feel about this new avatar.

[batman2883]

Orion Left His Seed All Through Out San Diego

[ORION]

Orion Left His Seed All Through Out San Diego
all over the huge sea gulls and sea lions too. I couldn't help myself

[batman2883]

What About The Penguins

[Cant_Be_Faded]

MI BURITO SABANERO!

[ORION]

What About The Penguins
no wild penguins in San Diego. You should see how big the sea gulls are. They are twice the size of the ones that hang around at the coast

[Melmart1]

I think 1Billups1 just comes in here on purpose to piss Midge off. He just stays in here for hours till he gets automatically logged off then comes back and reads the carnage later.

[batman2883]

The San Diego Zoo...duh


Cbf My Nigga?!!??!

[ORION]

I think 1Billups1 just comes in here on purpose to piss Midge off. He just stays in here for hours till he gets automatically logged off then comes back and reads the carnage later.
no, I think it is something more sinister. Something so evil that the devil himself would blush.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dude are you fucking shitting me? 1billups1 is such a cuntface



batman my nigga
lets get some sixth street hoochies tonight

[batman2883]

Cbf Is Quite Possibly The Biggest Player Ive Ever Seen

[NorCal510]

sup mah ninja bitches decided to jion up in dis heezy dont hate beezy!

[batman2883]

No No No, He Is A Cunt Muscle

[Cant_Be_Faded]

and im not talking about katy

[batman2883]

sup mah ninja bitches decided to jion up in dis heezy dont hate beezy!
WHATS UP WIGGA

[Cant_Be_Faded]

batman im honored that you put me as your avatar

[batman2883]

Damn What It Do Nicca
I Be Chillin Like A Mofo Fixin To Get My Drank On Ya Heard

[NorCal510]

WHATS UP nIGGA
Nigggga whatuP!!

[batman2883]

batman im honored that you put me as your avatar
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO PAY HOMAGE TO THE MAN WHO LOVES MY GATORADE PISS ON AGGIE COMMENT

[NorCal510]

Damn What It Do Nicca
I Be Chillin Like A Mofo Fixin To Get My Drank On Ya Heard
fo sho mah ninja

[ORION]

Look I don't speak spanish so stop acting like I do

[batman2883]

Holding It Down Like No Other In My Town
Sippin On Dat Old E Throwd Back Style

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midget should make a new banner of 1billups1 being shot in the side of the head by a viet cong dude

[batman2883]

midget should make a new banner of 1billups1 being shot in the side of the head by a viet cong dude
H AHA AH AHA OR HAVE FLUFFY DOING THE SHOOTING

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOL you could use that hilarious picture of fluffy drinking his beer, and then photoshop a gun in his hand shooting 1billups1 right in the face

[NorCal510]

Holding It Down Like No Other In My Town
Sippin On Dat Old E Throwd Back Style
oakland go twice as hard as SA... beezy ass nigga

[midgetonadonkey]

milk and cereal
milk and cereal
milk and cereal
cereal and milk

[midgetonadonkey]

This avatar isn't working for me. I need to change it.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's better.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MuDZNO4cts

[pseudofan]

milk and cereal
milk and cereal
milk and cereal
cereal and milk

peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly with a base ball bat

it's peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time

[NorCal510]

nigga please

[pseudofan]

nigga please

cracka...

[SpursWoman]

fo sho mah ninja


So are you one of those kids that loiters around convenience stores looking for someone to hook you up? Or do you just steal it right out of your parent's liquor cabinet? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

cracka

[midgetonadonkey]

snap crackle pop

[NorCal510]

So are you one of those kids that loiters around convenience stores looking for someone to hook you up? Or do you just steal it right out of your parent's liquor cabinet? :lol
iim an OG u beezy

[NorCal510]

beezy as in bitch

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like this guy.

[NorCal510]

nice avatar my nig

[SpursWoman]

beezy as in bitch


I always thought "OG" meant original gangsta .... when did the meaning change to "illiterate dumbass wannabe" ? :wtf

[NorCal510]

I always thought "OG" meant original gangsta .... when did the meaning change to "illiterate dumbass wannabe" ? :wtf
og=original gangsta
beezy=bitch

u dumb beezy

[midgetonadonkey]

so this dude is white?

[NorCal510]

so this dude is white?
nah ninja im black

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do you call everyone ninja?

[NorCal510]

Why do you call everyone ninja?
ninja means nigga mang

[midgetonadonkey]

What is a mang?

[SpursWoman]

so this dude is white?

Yes. He's a scrawny little white teenager from California. Isn't that cute?

[NorCal510]

What is a mang?
man wid da g

[NorCal510]

Yes. He's a scrawny little white teenager from California. Isn't that cute?
u got it half right u beezy

im black, an og, from da yay area. yes im cute. thanks beezy

[midgetonadonkey]

man wid da g

Why would you put a g at the end of man?

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh yeah.

[valluco]

hey. cool avatar enano.

[NorCal510]

cuz i want to mang

[midgetonadonkey]

cuz i want to mang

That's stupid. You sound like a fucking idiot.

[NorCal510]

That's stupid. You sound like a fucking idiot.
fuk u beezy

[midgetonadonkey]

You really need to work on your grammar.

[midgetonadonkey]

Your sentence structure is terrible.

[midgetonadonkey]

Your mother should have spent less time on her knees and more time reading to you.

[midgetonadonkey]

The fucking crack whore you call mom probably can't read. My apologies.

[NorCal510]

your recovering alcoholic ass shouldnt be talkin

[midgetonadonkey]

Why shouldn't I be talking? I can read and I don't suck dick for money.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does your mom still only charge $25 to lick ass?

[Melmart1]

Vintage Midge! Where you been, damnit?

[NorCal510]

midget what are u some 40 year old virgin that wacks off daily? lil beezy

[ashbeeigh]

just gtfo wigger, get the fuck out. Before I try to regulate.

[midgetonadonkey]

My mom sucks dick for crack

[midgetonadonkey]

Norcal, which trailer park do you call home?

[midgetonadonkey]

I left the imprint of my cock on the asshole of Norcal's mother.

[midgetonadonkey]

Norcal's mother gives great gumjobs.

[midgetonadonkey]

How many abortions has your mother had?

[midgetonadonkey]

She gave me a freebie the last time she needed an abortion. I made her bring her own clothes hanger.

[midgetonadonkey]

I pulled Norcal's little brother out with the clothes hanger and then grilled it up with some onions and bell pepper.

[midgetonadonkey]

I ate a taquito while his mom sucked on my balls.

[midgetonadonkey]

After she swallowed my cum I farted in her face.

[midgetonadonkey]

She's a dirty whore. That's pretty much my point.

[midgetonadonkey]

She must be ashamed to have pushed such a worthless piece of shit out of her twat.

[midgetonadonkey]

She has taken shits that have more potential than this fucking douche.

[ashbeeigh]

1Billups1, why have you not answered my PM? Damn you!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5917/jump4fh8rf.gif

This is for you 1Billups1.

[NorCal510]

midget u sure got time to do all that gayshit u girlskout

[midgetonadonkey]

Midget, you sure do have a lot of time to do all that gay shit. You are a Girl Scout.


That's how it should read.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm glad I didn't have a glue sniffing mother.

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like snorting some placenta.

[NorCal510]

nigga u hellla gay bluh

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not black and why did you call me bluh? What the fuck is bluh?

[midgetonadonkey]

bluh

[NorCal510]

nigga u hella gay blud

[midgetonadonkey]

According to the son of a glue sniffing whore, I am "hella gay".

[midgetonadonkey]

Norcal's labia is showing.

[midgetonadonkey]

He has a long labia, just like his mother.

[NorCal510]

do u spend yo hole day up in here or wat

[midgetonadonkey]

No. I spend most of the day in your mom's asshole.

[ashbeeigh]

do u spend yo hole day up in here or wat

dude, just shut up. Go back to the troll forum where you belong. Katy will think she has died and gnoe to hell her when she sees yuor bad grammar.

[midgetonadonkey]

The bitch tosses my salad.

[ashbeeigh]

Did you get your internet back midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

dude, just shut up. Go back to the troll forum where you belong. Katy will think she has died and gnoe to hell her when she sees yuor bad grammar.

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh. Nobody wants to hear your stupid shit.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh. Nobody wants to hear your stupid shit.

Would you rather hear my shit or his shit? Your choice, your choice. At least my shit is in semi-coherant English.

[midgetonadonkey]

Last time I was ass fucking Norcal's mom her hemmoroid popped and it bled. She got blood on my socks and it pissed me off so I put my cigerette out on her clit.

[midgetonadonkey]

bluh

[NorCal510]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh. Nobody wants to hear your stupid shit.
true dat nigga!

[NorCal510]

Would you rather hear my shit or his shit? Your choice, your choice. At least my shit is in semi-coherant English.
ugly ass bitch

[Kori Ellis]

Midge - Stop with that nasty talk.

NorCal - Behave!

[NorCal510]

yes mamninja!

[ashbeeigh]

ugly ass bitch
Excuse me?

[NorCal510]

Excuse me?
your excused.

[oh crap]

it's friday night and I should be out getting shitfaced

[ashbeeigh]

your excused.

It should be "You're," and if you're backing down that easy, you're weaker than I am.

[oh crap]

when the fuck did norcal start posting in the oh shit thread?

[oh crap]

didn't he already almost single-handidly fuck up the troll forum?

[NorCal510]

It should be "You're," and if you're backing down that easy, you're weaker than I am.
i listen to mah ninja kori u lil BEEZY!

[NorCal510]

when the fuck did norcal start posting in the oh shit thread?
today foo

[oh crap]

carbonated water and high fructose corn syrup= :tu

[ashbeeigh]

I don't know, but if someone doesn't stop it soon NorCal's going to kill the Club too.

I never said you had, chilax son.

[NorCal510]

I don't know, but if someone doesn't stop it soon NorCal's going to kill the Club too.
i havent killd shit yet so chill mah ninja

[oh crap]

i hate grouchy old ladies

[oh crap]

i hate grouchy old chinese ladies even more

[oh crap]

i need some new drink recipes including gin

[oh crap]

i am growing tired of gin and tonic and am not sure what else it is good with

[ashbeeigh]

I have never had gin, so I would be of no service Oh shit. I am sorry.

[oh crap]

a life is not complete without getting shitty on gin at least once. you should give it a shot, ashbeeigh

[oh crap]

just saw that i missed out on the midge/norcal thing. fuck me.

[oh crap]

I never have been good with the timing thing. just ask my pregnant ex-fiance that i left shortly after the results

[ashbeeigh]

a life is not complete without getting shitty on gin at least once. you should give it a shot, ashbeeigh

I'd have half a shot and be shitfaced. I'm a one beer queer. So, perhaps, some day soon when the semester begins.

[oh crap]

ok, that last part is a lie, but still.. never did have great timing as a trait

[oh crap]

one beer queer. i like that. i may have to use it to diss on buddies who have no alcohol tolerance

[ashbeeigh]

one beer queer. i like that. i may have to use it to diss on buddies who have no alcohol tolerance

It's a clasic line. I will give you permssion to use it.

[oh crap]

thanks. though now that i think about it, when i'm shitty i would probably fuck it up pretty bad and noone would know what the fuck i'm trying to say. i could see myself at the bar on dollar drink night saying something way off. fuck i hate when that happens.

[oh crap]

speaking of tolerance, i got a 750ml bottle of vodka the other weekend and killed it in a few hours. this is not the first time i have done that. i was sick the next day, but am sure i will do it again in the near future

[oh crap]

i'm sure that cannot be healthy for someone.

[oh crap]

still, i have always been a go all out kind of guy. if you're gonna do it, do it right. right?

[oh crap]

i was just reminded that i fucking hate little dogs. you know, small ones? my cousin has a little mini-doby and i cant stand that little fuck.

[ashbeeigh]

i was sick the next day, but am sure i will do it again in the near future

The last time i had vodka I was sick for nearly a week, no lie. I had everyone at school ( all 1500 people) wondering if i was okay.

[SpursWoman]

Drinks with gin:

Try a Singapore Sling

1 1/2oz. Gin
3/4 oz. Cherry Liqueur or Cherry Brandy
1/2 oz. Lemon Juice
Club Soda
Sugar


or a Sloe Comfortable Screw

3 oz sloe gin
3 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
3 oz orange juice
3 oz vodka


Or a Sloe Gin Fizz

1 oz sloe gin
1 oz gin
3/4 oz fresh lemon juice
1 oz simple syrup
3 - 4 oz soda water

Gin Breeze

1 1/2 oz gin
1 oz triple sec
6 oz ginger ale

Cranberry Gin

2 oz gin
3 oz cranberry-raspberry juice

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rckmN0AnxtM&search=ministry%20sphinctour

[oh crap]

well i don't have 87 minutes to watch, though i am a fan

here is some danzig though since i'm in the mood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7NTQaLJBjQ&search=danzig

[CuckingFunt]

it pissed me off so I put my cigerette out on her clit.
Fucking, OUCH!

Reading that hurt my girly parts.

[ashbeeigh]

eww, eww eww. Working on Saturdays fucking sucks. Gross. Someone come buy some lumber so I don't have to flirt with drunk illegal day labors today.

[ashbeeigh]

Gross. Someone come buy some lumber so I don't have to flirt with drunk illegal day labors today.
Gross. Yes. Habla inglés por favor y no tomo cerveza cuando esta trabajando. No quiero casarse y tener sus bebes blancos.

[Silver21_Black20]

asbeeigh:

Nobody gives a fuck if you work on Saturdays.

Nobody gives a fuck if you flirt with drunk illegal day laborers. (You'd be drunk too if you were an illegal day laborer, doing the jobs that American white folk don't want to do)

Nobody gives a fuck that you can speak Spanish.

Nobody gives a fuck.

Nobody.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge - Stop with that nasty talk.

Sorry. Once my imagination starts going, there's no stopping it.

[midgetonadonkey]

burnt mecco

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to marry the cartoon in my avatar.

[midgetonadonkey]

I learned to break dance yesterday. I am now an expert at poppin' and lockin'.

[katyon6th]

You should respond to your damn e-mails, Midge.

I hate you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will check it now.

[midgetonadonkey]

H-E-A-D
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

One more day goes by where 1Billups1 adds no posts to this forum.
Way to keep that streak going, sport.
Time for a beer.

[Squid]

(random natural squid noises)

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss Top-Cherry.

[midgetonadonkey]

Some dick head just told me I didn't sound educated. That mother fucker is lucky he was on the phone and not in my face because I would've risked arrest and termination to fucking kick his throat in.

[ashbeeigh]

asbeeigh:
Nobody gives a fuck.

It was just a statement. Maybe it would have been better with a "God, why am I up so early?" Yes? Fine. And no one cares. I didn't post it because I thought anyone did.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So ash,
how many day laborer hearts did you break today with all of your teasing?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did any of the day laborers piss on you?

[ashbeeigh]

I will not play into this game. No nononono. However, an older man did buy rolled roofing speaking the more brillant proper Castalian I have ever heard.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So does that mean that you DID get pissed on?

[ashbeeigh]

So does that meant that you DID get pissed on?
No. I did not get pissed on.

[midgetonadonkey]

No. I did not get pissed on.

Did you get pooped on?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

But are you now pissed off?

[ashbeeigh]

But are you now pissed off?
No.

[ashbeeigh]

Did you get pooped on?
Don't you remember earlier yesterday when Kori told you to chill out?