Oh Shit!!! (4)

[jman3000]

Oh no....tampons!
tampax: tampons xerox: copier.

same shit.. seriously... think about it.

[TOP-CHERRY]

kori

[jman3000]

someone sing me a lullaby.
Where O where have you been my love?
Where O where can you be?
It's been so long, since the moon has gone.
& 0 what a wreck you've made me.

Are you there over the ocean?
Are you there, up in the sky?
Until the return of my love
This lullabye

My Hope is on the horizon
Every face, it's your eyes i can see
I plead, i pray through each night & day
Our Embrace is only a dream.

& as sure as days come from moments
Each hour becomes a life's time
When she'd left, i'd only begun this lullabye



i hope you like it

[TOP-CHERRY]

it's sad.

[jman3000]

it's sad.
im sorry .. what do you want to hear?

ill do it

[TOP-CHERRY]

i want socks.

[TOP-CHERRY]

no i dont.

[jman3000]

i want socks.
im wearing sandals.. im sorry again.

[TOP-CHERRY]

i want to be able to sleep and not think so much.

[TOP-CHERRY]

i want to be not mad.

[TOP-CHERRY]

i need my friend.

[jman3000]

dont drink mexican beer though.. that stuff makes you want other stuff.

[timvp]

top cherry is my favorite poster everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

[Gatita]

top cherry is my favorite poster everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.


No sabes hablar con la gente o que?

[NASpurs]

3 AM pizza = :tu

[timvp]

No sabes hablar con la gente o que?

Denken Sie Sie nicht das einzige wer andere Sprachen sprechen kann, kleine Katze.

[timvp]

3 AM pizza = :tu

STFU I can't eat anything.

[Kori Ellis]

kori

What's up? Why are you sad/mad/disgruntled or whatever?

[TOP-CHERRY]

top cherry is my favorite poster everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
are you being sarcastic

[NASpurs]

STFU I can't eat anything.I had the flu like last month so I've been there. Well not the bird flu I suppose.

[Gatita]

Denken Sie Sie nicht das einzige wer andere Sprachen sprechen kann, kleine Katze.

Very funny. You know too. Ha ha!

übrigens Sie Geruch wie Erbrechen.

[timvp]

are you being sarcastic

No you are top 3.

1. Top Cherry
2. Marcus Bryant
3. LaMarcus Bryant

[TOP-CHERRY]

What's up? Why are you sad/mad/disgruntled or whatever?
too many things on my mind

[timvp]

I had the flu like last month so I've been there. Well not the bird flu I suppose.

The bird flu is like having aids but worse. :pctoss

[TOP-CHERRY]

No you are top 3.

1. Top Cherry
2. Marcus Bryant
3. LaMarcus Bryant
i don't know what to say to that.

[TOP-CHERRY]

damnit to hell, NASpurs. Damnit to hell.

Hell.

[NASpurs]

The bird flu is like having aids but worse. :pctossI'm going to tell you what Kori told me about something similiar:

You might die.

[NASpurs]

damnit to hell, NASpurs. Damnit to hell.

Hell.I love Cherry.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I have dial-up, NASpurs.

dial-up.

[NASpurs]

Yes I understand. I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at that.

[TOP-CHERRY]

fabulous.

[timvp]

If I die put my ashes in Peter Holt's toilet so I can complain about his cheap ass forever!

[TOP-CHERRY]

where did kori go

[Gatita]

If I die put my ashes in Peter Holt's toilet so I can complain about his cheap ass forever!

Hurry up and get it over with.










Faker.

[timvp]

where did kori go

she's getting me something she'll brb

[NASpurs]

If I die put my ashes in Peter Holt's toilet so I can complain about his cheap ass forever!I'll spread your bird flu contagious ashes over his food. He'll probably die as well. Good enough?

[timvp]

I'll spread your bird flu contagious ashes over his food. He'll probably die as well. Good enough?

No because Peter Holt III might be a spendthrift and then what?

[NASpurs]

No because Peter Holt III might be a spendthrift and then what?Holy crap. How many Peter Holts are there? Don't tell me it's my job to take them all down after you're dead. :pctoss

Does he have body clones like Saddam Hussein?

[TOP-CHERRY]

damnit to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, i'm tired. but i can't sleep.

stuck in reverrrrrse.

look. I turned it into a song.

man, i'm great.

[Gatita]

^ I have a .32 you can borrow ^

[timvp]

Hurry up and get it over with.










Faker.

Единственная фальшивка вещи о мне будет моим знанием русского языка.

[timvp]

damnit to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, i'm tired. but i can't sleep.

stuck in reverrrrrse.

look. I turned it into a song.

man, i'm great.

Hey I'm hungry but I can't eat. At least with not sleeping you can do something fun. Not being able to eat while starving with food sitting right in front of you is torture.

[TOP-CHERRY]

"forgiveness... is more than saying sorry..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what a great song.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Hey I'm hungry but I can't eat. At least with not sleeping you can do something fun. Not being able to eat while starving with food sitting right in front of you is torture.
why cant you eat

[timvp]

why cant you eat

I got the bird flu and I can't :depressed

[TOP-CHERRY]

that is sad.

[Gatita]

Единственная фальшивка вещи о мне будет моим знанием русского языка.

:lol

о реально?

[Gatita]

I got the bird flu and I can't :depressed

no one сказали для вас к makeout с птицей.

[jman3000]

russian is for mexicans

[TOP-CHERRY]

talking with timvp is depressing.

[timvp]

Как вы угадали русского? То не справедливо.

[TOP-CHERRY]

where is kori???

[timvp]

talking with timvp is depressing.

When I die just remember that sleep is the cousin of death.

[NASpurs]

:lol

о реально?Is that Spanish-Russian? Pendejo?

[Gatita]

Как вы угадали русского? То не справедливо.



Ναι είναι.

[timvp]

where is kori???

Good question I asked for that gatorade 20 minutes ago. :pctoss

[NASpurs]

I should really get a hair cut. Someone made braids in my hair earlier. That probably means I need a haircut asap.

[Gatita]

Is that Spanish-Russian? Pendejo?

It could be.... :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

When I die just remember that sleep is the cousin of death.
yeah. i've been sleeping more than 8 hrs a day lately. that'll kill me sooner.

[Gatita]

Good question I asked for that gatorade 20 minutes ago. :pctoss

I suggest Pedialyte for you, youngster.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I should really get a hair cut. Someone made braids in my hair earlier. That probably means I need a haircut asap.
hahahahahahhaa, that's cute. show us a picture.

[TOP-CHERRY]

i think kori got lost.

[NASpurs]

hahahahahahhaa, that's cute. show us a picture.haha you're crazy. I haven't even posted my pic here yet and I'm not going to start with me in braids :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

haha you're crazy. I haven't even posted my pic here yet and I'm not going to start with me in braids :lol
yes you are.

[timvp]

i think kori got lost.

She better knowed that there was one in the fridge she better not have gone to the sto.

[TOP-CHERRY]

"forgiveness... is more than saying sorry..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what a great song.
hahahahaha

[NASpurs]

yes you are.The Mysterious Cherry who hasn't posted her pic yet. I think we all would like to start with you.

I'm a guy. No one cares.

[Gatita]

hahahahaha

Are you a patient at the State Hospital?

[Kori Ellis]

Good question I asked for that gatorade 20 minutes ago. :pctoss

You never asked for any Gatorade.

And there's a full Gatorade under your side of the bed.

[NASpurs]

Are you a patient at the State Hospital?I enjoy her random laughters of insanity. Makes me be happy that she's laughing and afraid at the same time.

[TOP-CHERRY]

no one wants to see a picture of me. that's all propaganda and lies.

[jman3000]

ill be at koris house in a few mintues and help them out..

ready?

go!

[TOP-CHERRY]

I enjoy her random laughters of insanity. Makes me be happy that she's laughing and afraid at the same time.
afraid of what ?

[Kori Ellis]

ill be at koris house in a few mintues and help them out..

ready?

go!

What are you bringing for LJ? Man Soup? :wtf

[NASpurs]

afraid of what ?That you might kill us after that insane laugh?

[Gatita]

What are you bringing for LJ? Man Soup? :wtf

Cream of mushroom.

:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

afraid of what ?

Put a picture of yourself in your avatar, then your life will be fine.

[TOP-CHERRY]

i want to come visit kori too. i want to play on her computer and pretend i'm the administrator of spurstalk.

[TOP-CHERRY]

...and then ban all the people i don't like. starting with gatita.

[NASpurs]

I hear jman is a master man-soup maker

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

[jman3000]

kori is probably the coolest person ever.. im not kiddnig ... for real... there needs to be more koris in the world.. then africa would be cool

[Gatita]

...and then ban all the people i don't like. starting with gatita.

Aww...I don't like you either. You see, we do get along.

[Kori Ellis]

i want to come visit kori too. i want to play on her computer and pretend i'm the administrator of spurstalk.

I invited you to my house for a GTG and you wouldn't come :madrun You could have played on my computer and banned me that day.

[TOP-CHERRY]

only katy has seen my picture.

how funny.

[NASpurs]

How the hell can anyone hate Cherry? :pctoss

[Kori Ellis]

Aww...I don't like you either. You see, we do get along.

:lol That was funny.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I invited you to my house for a GTG and you wouldn't come :madrun You could have played on my computer and banned me that day.
kori, i love you.

[TOP-CHERRY]

only katy has seen my picture.

how funny.
and atl.

how funny.

[NASpurs]

only katy has seen my picture.

how funny.I must ask Katy for this elusive picture.

[timvp]

YRREHC-TOP

man that was classic. who changed it?

[Kori Ellis]

only katy has seen my picture.

how funny.

You are trying to get together with Katy?

[TOP-CHERRY]

YRREHC-TOP

man that was classic. who changed it?
your wife.

twice.

[timvp]

You do not see this message because Kori Ellis is on your ignore list.

How the heck did this happen.

[NASpurs]

How the heck did this happen.:lmao your own wife

[TOP-CHERRY]

You are trying to get together with Katy?
i was. but she's too wild for me. i can't tame her. she's like one of those wild horses that you can't tame. like a mustang.

[timvp]

:lol @ timvp's thread in the troll forum

[TOP-CHERRY]

one time

i asked kori to ban me, and she said no.

and i said

ok, i'll change my password to something i won't remember.

what a funny story.

[Gatita]

Speaking of titles, can I have mine changed?

[timvp]

Speaking of titles, can I have mine changed?

How about Wigger 4 Lizzife?

[NASpurs]

timvp once showed us a KKK forum.

[timvp]

:lol @ timvp's thread in the troll forum

:rollin

[TOP-CHERRY]

sigh.

i laugh, but tis just a front. a facade.

hahaha.

[Gatita]

How about Wigger 4 Lizzife?

How about, "Nightingale Wannabe"?

[Kori Ellis]

timvp once showed us a KKK forum.

True. That was funny yet sad.

[TOP-CHERRY]

even with that rolling smilie, i'm still not swayed to visit the troll forum.

[TOP-CHERRY]

kori, will you marry me?

[NASpurs]

Don't read the Going to Hell jokes Cherry. It might be too much for you.

[timvp]

kori, will you marry me?

I already sleep with four people in bed I don't know if we have room for a fifth but maybe.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Don't read the Going to Hell jokes Cherry. It might be too much for you.
k, I'm swayed.

[NASpurs]

I already sleep with four people in bed I don't know if we have room for a fifth but maybe.is jman one of them or is he just stalking still?

[Gatita]

is jman one of them or is he just stalking still?

:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Don't read the Going to Hell jokes Cherry. It might be too much for you.
bobby, i don't get it.

[NASpurs]

bobby, i don't get it.:lol bobby

Your mind is too pure to get them

[Kori Ellis]

I already sleep with four people in bed I don't know if we have room for a fifth but maybe.

Maybe Cherry can sleep at the bottom of the bed like a dog. I know that Yogi and Deuce refuse to sleep at the bottom, so maybe she would.

[Gatita]

Ouch!

[TOP-CHERRY]

i only have 57% battery left in my laptop.

i must go soon.

because i'm too lazy to plug this thing in

okay.

[jman3000]

i respect them too much for that shit... they are great people..

[TOP-CHERRY]

Maybe Cherry can sleep at the bottom of the bed like a dog. I know that Yogi and Deuce refuse to sleep at the bottom, so maybe she would.
gasp.

[TOP-CHERRY]

:lol bobby

Your mind is too pure to get them
what?

[NASpurs]

what?Dude what did I tell about me getting easily confused? I'm so confused now.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Ouch!
your mom, gatita. your mom.

[Gatita]

your mom, gatita. your mom.

She's been dead for 14 years now....thanks for rehashing some great memories.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Dude what did I tell about me getting easily confused? I'm so confused now.
you too?

[TOP-CHERRY]

damnit.

[NASpurs]

you too?My life is one big confusing sitcom much like when you watch Frasier for the first time and you can't understand wtf they're saying or what's going on. Then you start watching more and more and you're like "OH I get it!"

yeah that's me.

[jman3000]

thats sad.. my mom is very nice.. i can only imagine.

im sorry from the bottom of my heart

[TOP-CHERRY]

goodnight, bobby.

[NASpurs]

Goodnight Susan.

[TOP-CHERRY]

i think i should apologize.

sorry, gatita.

i always say your mom, though. i guess it's not funny.

[Gatita]

i think i should apologize.

sorry, gatita.

i always say your mom, though. i guess it's not funny.

I understand....


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/hsalf/cunt.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

I understand....


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/hsalf/cunt.jpg

:lmao

That's twice you made me actually laugh out loud today. Good job :tu

[jman3000]

i dont feel too good .. fucking mexicans.. somebody come and give me some tacos or seomthing.. whatever

[jman3000]

n/m im just kidding. if you read it.. im just messing around. im sorry.

[Kori Ellis]

Are you drunk?

[timvp]

jman can touch the net without jumping. Wha Wha Whattt?

[jman3000]

Are you drunk?
a little .. .but im just messing around.. did you read it? i was just kidding.

[jman3000]

jman can touch the net without jumping. Wha Wha Whattt?
i have long arms.. i can scratch my knees without bending... weird huh?

[jman3000]

jman can touch the net without jumping. Wha Wha Whattt?
i read the other troll thread... im not kidding.. im serious.. i can do it... i dont think ti's that big a deal... for real.

[TOP-CHERRY]

good thing i still can't sleep.

gatita is charming

[atlfan25]

I'm not sure why you said you're sorry to gatita.

You should have just said, you're welcome.

[jman3000]

i m gonna go to bed.. goodnight to everybody... i wasn't lying though. that would be messed up.

[ElBorracho]

i dont feel too good .. fucking mexicans.. somebody come and give me some tacos or seomthing.. whatever

You must be drunk.

[jman3000]

You must be drunk.
fuck off... it's wearing off.. what are you doing?

[atlfan25]

i m gonna go to bed.. goodnight to everybody... i wasn't lying though. that would be messed up.
Is everyone supposed to presume that jman does not do things that are 'messed up'?

[jman3000]

Is everyone supposed to presume that jman does not do things that are 'messed up'?
i dont think i do... its not a big deal though.

[atlfan25]

Not at all.

[jman3000]

Not at all.
thats cool

[jman3000]

im going to bed for real this time... im proud of myself i didnt spew... my friends woulda laughed atm e... fuckers... whatever

goodnight everybody.

[katyon6th]

Again I miss a rare Cherry siting. Say it isn't so. I miss what whore.

[katyon6th]

You are trying to get together with Katy?


i was. but she's too wild for me. i can't tame her. she's like one of those wild horses that you can't tame. like a mustang.

[batman2883]

lucy's not worth the 2 bucks it takes to get in her panties

[katyon6th]

Purple panties, probably.

[KEDA]

I like purple panties!

[jman3000]

anybody know a friend that does music systems for cars? I need to transfer my old cd player + speakers from the old J-car to the new J-car.
bump

[midgetonadonkey]

I wear purple panties!

[midgetonadonkey]

I might know a dude that can do that.

[katyon6th]

About the car audio shit, ask KEDA.

[midgetonadonkey]

Keda wears purple panties while installing car audio.

[Trainwreck2100]

I need a car audio guy too, I got a trcuk with an amp, but the amp only worked once, and when it did I was like "why the fuck is my seat shaking" and then I remembered "oh yeah I have an amp in this thing"

[katyon6th]

About car audio shit and purple panties, ask KEDA.

Damnit.

[jman3000]

just purple panties? what about purple boxer briefs?

[Trainwreck2100]

what do you possibly need to know about purple boxer briefs that's can't be inferred

[katyon6th]

Exactly, trainwreck, exactly!

[jman3000]

what do you possibly need to know about purple boxer briefs that's can't be inferred
when i went to laredo.. my friend told me about a street they called blow job alley... $20 a pop... you should go... i'll pay for the greyhound.

[katyon6th]

Shiiiiiit. Ten dolla make ya holla!

[midgetonadonkey]

You should take him up on his offer Trainwreck.

[Trainwreck2100]

when i went to laredo.. my friend told me about a street they called blow job alley... $20 a pop... you should go... i'll pay for the greyhound.


Laredo is fucking hot this time of year

[midgetonadonkey]

Shiiiiiit. Ten dolla make ya holla!

Really?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsRX7Jh6pFw

[midgetonadonkey]

Greatest video ever.

[katyon6th]

If you pay for a blowjob in Laredo, I bet they'll blow you and then cut off your dick for lunch.

[jman3000]

Shiiiiiit. Ten dolla make ya holla!
i got ... like 5.75 .. what will that make me do?

[katyon6th]

i got ... like 5.75 .. what will that make me do?

It'll make you beg.

[jman3000]

he actually said youre not supposed to get drunk near the border.. because if you pass out, they'll fucking take your kidneys or some crazy shit like that.

[jman3000]

It'll make you beg.
hmmmm....what about a 50?

[katyon6th]

hmmmm....what about a 50?

Squeal and beg.

[jman3000]

Squeal and beg.
have i told you i loved you?

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsRX7Jh6pFw



http://www.ezekielbearsports.com/bbs/images/yahoo/clapping.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

And if you don't know what B means let us explain...

[katyon6th]

have i told you i loved you?

This means nothing to me considering you've told every other girl here the same thing.

Whore.

[Trainwreck2100]

I have the best sig ever

[jman3000]

This means nothing to me considering you've told every other girl here the same thing.

Whore.
it's true...

you should just keep the 25 bucks you owe me ... and i'll take what i can get.

[katyon6th]

And if you don't know what B means let us explain...


Explain.

[midgetonadonkey]

Explain.

B stands for Bronco, Benz, BMW, bass, Bangles and a pair of bars

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3923/waldo8oo.jpg

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/rprofessor.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/6592-1/midgetfight.gif

[katyon6th]

Midget kickboxing gets me every time.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Who do we speak to about having midget kickboxing replace horseracing as "the sport of kings"?
With horseracing, only a few people win.
With midget kickboxing, EVERYONE wins!

[oh crap]

this thread has suffered from all the action going on in the troll forum

[SpursWoman]

Speaking of horse racing, Retama starts up again with the $.50 Fridays/Saturdays on August 18.


:angel

[ShoogarBear]

I thought Falconing was the sport of kings?

[katyon6th]

Speaking of horse racing, Retama starts up again with the $.50 Fridays/Saturdays on August 18.


:angel

A GTG is order, I'd say.

[SpursWoman]

We all went to one last year and it was seriously fun. I banked. :smokin :lol

[ShoogarBear]

If falconing is the sport of Kings, then that must mean the Atlanta Falcons are the team of Kings.

The the Sacramento Kings must be imposters.

[jman3000]

I thought the sport of kings was fox hunting? or having sex with close relatives?

i think youre thinking of this guy...
http://www.ssmt-reviews.com/images/falconer/falconer.jpg


how lame is that for a superhero?

[atxrocker]

The the Sacramento Kings must be imposters.


i call bullshit :madrun

[ashbeeigh]

I was hit my the amywplace bug. Oh hell.

[katyon6th]

I was hit my the amywplace bug. Oh hell.

If you're retarded, ashbeeigh, why don't you just say so?

And you said 'oh hell' ... atl will not approve of this goddamnit.

[ashbeeigh]

If you're retarded, ashbeeigh, why don't you just say so?


What did me getting a PM from that person have anything to do with me being "reatarded"?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

keira

[Extra Stout]

I was hit my the amywplace bug. Oh hell.
Oh Okay!

[Extra Stout]

i dont feel too good .. fucking mexicans..
How many?

[katyon6th]

What did me getting a PM from that person have anything to do with me being "reatarded"?

Exactly!


No, seriously. I don't know, take the time to read over what you post or something because that awmyplace shit didn't make any sense.

[katyon6th]

I was hit my the amywplace bug. Oh hell.

Seriously.

What the fuck are you trying to say?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i like keira's avatar :smchode:

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Why do you keep trying?

[Extra Stout]

i like keira's avatar :smchode:
Is it recent?

[ashbeeigh]

Seriously.

What the fuck are you trying to say?

Like how she randomly PMs people with the same line, "Hi!How are you?Are you a boy or girl?" Or something lame like that? SB got one a few weeks ago and I believe, I may be wrong, NASpurs did too. It was like I hoping I wouldn't get a PM from her, and I did. I had spoken too soon.

[katyon6th]

i like keira's avatar :smchode:

I hate you. If you're going to call me Kira, at least spell it correctly.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Do you think this awmyhplace person is real? It has to be a stalker or some sort...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I hate you. If you're going to call me Kira, at least spell it correctly.


i like kira's white teeth, reminds me of the baby pic she had a while ago

[katyon6th]

i like kira's white teeth, reminds me of the baby pic she had a while ago

Hm. We must not speak of my baby shrek teeth.

[Extra Stout]

Like how she randomly PMs people with the same line, "Hi!How are you?Are you a boy or girl?" Or something lame like that? SB got one a few weeks ago and I believe, I may be wrong, NASpurs did too. It was like I hoping I wouldn't get a PM from her, and I did. I had spoken too soon.
Imagine that a female Bubba Gump has figured out how to use a computer. That hypothesis I think explains the conundrum* that is awmyplace.

*The use of "conundrum" should be sufficient to get katy lubricated.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Hm. We must not speak of my baby shrek teeth.


they're so white and straight now

[ashbeeigh]

Imagine that a female Bubba Gump has figured out how to use a computer.

I believe she did say she was Arkansas.

[katyon6th]

they're so white and straight now

My orthodontist worked a miracle, I must say. We were all very surprised.

[Extra Stout]

Hm. We must not speak of my baby shrek teeth.
Braces? Crest White Strips? Aztec genes?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Aztecs have naturally beautiful teeth?

[katyon6th]

CBF, were you part of the Nighthawks? I can't recall.

[Extra Stout]

Aztecs have naturally beautiful teeth?

"katlan" in Aztec might literally mean "katy teeth" but actually connotes "place abundant with katy."

[katyon6th]

"katlan" in Aztec might literally mean "katy teeth" but actually connotes "place abundant with katy."

Are you fucking kidding me? Swoooon.

I'm like famous in the Aztec culture.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

no i was never a nighthawk, but i did post alot

ES, clarify your aztec statement, are those of aztec descent really known for good teeth or am i missing some kind of inside joke here


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Cant_Be_Faded, Trainwreck2100

trainwreck in tha house,

[midgetonadonkey]

Aztecs use the teeth of baby coyotes as instruments of murder.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mario is pounding the shit out of princess. Fuck that bitch Mario!! Fuck her hard!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midget you should make a banner that says "suck my asshole 1billups1!!!"

[katyon6th]

Mario is pounding the shit out of princess. Fuck that bitch Mario!! Fuck her hard!!

Why the fuck aren't you around as much anymore? What happened?

[Extra Stout]

ES, clarify your aztec statement, are those of aztec descent really known for good teeth or am i missing some kind of inside joke here
Have you never seen those Nahuatl glyphs with a full set of chompers on a cactus?

[CuckingFunt]

Mario is pounding the shit out of princess. Fuck that bitch Mario!! Fuck her hard!!
Is Mario a necro? Princess Peach looks a little on the dead side.

[Extra Stout]

limp rag

[midgetonadonkey]

Why the fuck aren't you around as much anymore? What happened?

I can't post at work anymore.

[katyon6th]

I just noticed ES has me quoted in his sig. I think he likes me.

[Zoe String]

I just noticed ES has me quoted in his sig. I think he likes me.
Sig love. How cute.

[Extra Stout]

I just noticed ES has me quoted in his sig. I think he likes me.


Sig love. How cute.
Both of you may feel free to bite me.

[katyon6th]

I can't post at work anymore.

That's bullshit. Did you at least tell your boss to lick your balls? I sure hope you did.

[Melmart1]

That's bullshit. Did you at least tell your boss to lick your balls? I sure hope you did.

How do you know that his boss wouldn't like that? SAT words lubricate you, midge's balls might lubricate his boss.

[katyon6th]

Both of you may feel free to bite me.

Geez louise. You could've just said you don't like me, you didn't need to be rude about it. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

That's bullshit. Did you at least tell your boss to lick your balls? I sure hope you did.

Actually I called her a douchebag shortly after she said I couldn't use the internet anymore.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I like katy's teeth

[Zoe String]

Both of you may feel free to bite me.
Little oversensitive there pal.

[Melmart1]

I like manteca

[midgetonadonkey]

What the hell is Zoe String?

[katyon6th]

I like katy's teeth

Aw CBF, you called me katy. :makeout

[Extra Stout]

Little oversensitive there pal.
See my previous post.

[Zoe String]

What the hell is Zoe String?
That would be me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you a person?

[Zoe String]

Are you a person?
Well, if I'm not a person, then I would have to be either a disembodied form of life, or an extremely sophisticated manifestation of artificial intelligence.

Guess.

[midgetonadonkey]

a real person?

[Extra Stout]

Well, if I'm not a person, then I would have to be either a disembodied form of life, or an extremely sophisticated manifestation of artificial intelligence.

Guess.
My god, compared to you, my posts are interesting.

[katyon6th]

Midge, come watch us on Sunday ... I want to see your face again.

[Zoe String]

a real person?
Well yeah.