Oh Shit!!! (4)

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge, come watch us on Sunday ... I want to see your face again.

Can I pinch your cheek?

[katyon6th]

Can I pinch your cheek?

Hell yes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hell yes.

Then it's a deal.

[Extra Stout]

Hell yes.
Face cheeks?

[katyon6th]

Then it's a deal.

I'll look forward to it all week.

[Zoe String]

Face cheeks?
Do you want to pinch her butt or something?

[ShoogarBear]

I thought the sport of kings was fox hunting? or having sex with close relatives?

i think youre thinking of this guy...
http://www.ssmt-reviews.com/images/falconer/falconer.jpg


how lame is that for a superhero?
Red X Man is a truly lame superhero.

[Zoe String]

What is up with those Chrysler commericals with the German guy with the funny mustache?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Red X guy?

http://www.mtsu.edu/~mgt2d/raycharles.jpg

[katyon6th]

Face cheeks?

It doesn't really matter.

[Zoe String]

He can't see shit...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:njTCK6bQ3gwnwM:http://www.mtsu.edu/~mgt2d/raycharles.jpg
Ray Charles is Cyclops from the X-Men??!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Both of you may feel free to bite me.
I think he's saying he likes your teeth, katy.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Fuck, quoted before the edit...

[ShoogarBear]

Red X guy?

http://www.mtsu.edu/~mgt2d/raycharles.jpg
I can see your pic; I can't see jman's.

Guy has 5000 posts and doesn't know how to include images.

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck, quoted before the edit...
I hate when that happens. Your idiocy fixed in time forever.

[katyon6th]

I think he's saying he likes your teeth, katy.

Around his stout, perhaps.

For being so rude.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I can see your pic; I can't see jman's.

Guy has 5000 posts and doesn't know how to include images.

I didn't see his pic either, so I added my own.

[ShoogarBear]

Around his stout, perhaps.

For being so rude.
:lmao

[jman3000]

I can see your pic; I can't see jman's.

Guy has 5000 posts and doesn't know how to include images.

i was too lazy to host the picture... so i just hot linked it.. whatever

[Extra Stout]

Around his stout, perhaps.

For being so rude.
I have to keep an appropriate amount of space...

You use teeth?

[katyon6th]

I have to keep an appropriate amount of space...

You use teeth?



Both of you feel free to bite me.



I aim to please.

[Nesterofish]

From what I can tell ES is amrried yet here he is flirting ewith some random chick on ther Intrenet. Real class fellow there. MAybe he can give us somee more of his deeep theology about fooling around when your married. A regualr Bill Clinton he is.

Arrogant guy onm a power trip. Young girl. Add a cigar and an oval office your there.

And isn't theis katy in some long-distance relationdship? Amybe he can come read her making goo-goo eyes at Mr. Big Words.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Oh, joy.

[katyon6th]

Oh hell.

[Extra Stout]

Arkansas' Finest drops yet another steaming turd all over a thread.

[ShoogarBear]

Klan meeting let out late?

[Nesterofish]

Arkansas' Finest drops yet another steaming turd all over a thread.
Yeah you don't have anythinf to say about it because you know I'm right. All you can do is attaxk me.

[katyon6th]

From what I can tell ES is amrried yet here he is flirting ewith some random chick on ther Intrenet. Real class fellow there. MAybe he can give us somee more of his deeep theology about fooling around when your married. A regualr Bill Clinton he is.

Arrogant guy onm a power trip. Young girl. Add a cigar and an oval office your there.

And isn't theis katy in some long-distance relationdship? Amybe he can come read her making goo-goo eyes at Mr. Big Words.

I'd like to find out who you really are. Those who know of said long distance relationship on this board are numbered.

But of course, you're too much of a fucking coward.

[ORION]

if its yellow leave it mellow. If its brown flush it down

[katyon6th]

ORION knows his shit.

[ORION]

I use both sides of the paper too

[Extra Stout]

Nesterofish, you're truly and utterly vile. Only you could take harmless forum banter and make such horrible accusations out of it. I've never met katy and probably never will. For you actually to come in and cast aspersions on me as a husband because of something so pointless... well, you better hope I never meet you in person. You will go down.

[Zoe String]

if its yellow leave it mellow. If its brown flush it downUrine has excellent antiseptic properties. However, it smells bad.

[ShoogarBear]

Urine has excellent antiseptic properties. However, it smells bad.
It does until it's outside the body for any amount of time, and then it's an excellent bacterial growth medium.

[Extra Stout]

It does until it's outside the body for any amount of time, and then it's an excellent bacterial growth medium.
So you don't recommend cleaning the mirros with it?

[ShoogarBear]

Nor washing the dishes.

[Extra Stout]

Nor washing the dishes.
Can I use it as garden fertilizer or will it burn the flowers?

Is it better to apply it directly? Will my neighbors complain?

[Nesterofish]

Nesterofish, you're truly and utterly vile. Only you could take harmless forum banter and make such horrible accusations out of it. I've never met katy and probably never will. For you actually to come in and cast aspersions on me as a husband because of something so pointless... well, you better hope I never meet you in person. You will go down.
Never met, yeah jusy like those predators on the interntet... yeah I bet you'll have a "budsiness trip" to San Antonio soon...

And you don'y want tro mess with a country boy like me.

[Extra Stout]

Never met, yeah jusy like those predators on the interntet... yeah I bet you'll have a "budsiness trip" to San Antonio soon...

And you don'y want tro mess with a country boy like me.
Just shut the fuck up and die, you inbred cracker piece of shit. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. I don't know whether you actually are some trailer park piece of white trash in Arkansas with nothing better to do than cast bile at people with real lives that you will never have, or if you're a troll who thinks this is funny. It's not.

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dummmm.

[NASpurs]

who the fuck is this asswipe Nesterofish? Did his sister/mom drop him on his head when he was young?

[Nesterofish]

I'd like to find out who you really are. Those who know of said long distance relationship on this board are numbered.

But of course, you're too much of a fucking coward.
You've mentioned it in this very forum at least twice for evrybody to read. Your a open book and don't even know it.

[Trainwreck2100]

Yeah you don't have anythinf to say about it because you know I'm right. All you can do is attaxk me.
\


somebody's drunk posting

[katyon6th]

You've mentioned it in this very forum at least twice for evrybody to read. Your a open book and don't even know it.

Really? Show me.

[oh crap]

cuckingfunt, whats up?

[oh crap]

nesterofish's presence almost makes me feel inbred

[CuckingFunt]

cuckingfunt, whats up?
My dick.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn.

One unfunny joke too many, and I killed the thread.

[jman3000]

My dick.

that's actually mine, hun.



there ya go.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm currently blasting Tom Jones. Fuck yeah.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm about to get up and start doing the Carlton

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck, nobody likes Tom Jones? Well fuck you all then.

[CuckingFunt]

that's actually mine, hun.



there ya go.
Damn, man-whore. You're dick is over here and I didn't even notice?

Not a good sign.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm currently blasting Tom Jones. Fuck yeah.
Damn.

I have been inspired.

Currently playing is a relatively unknown gem, but one of my favorites -- "The Young New Mexican Puppeteer"

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, man-whore. You're dick is over here and I didn't even notice?

Not a good sign."Is it in yet?"

[MannyIsGod]

I'm forcing Jess to listen to Delilah. She looks like she's in pain.

[CuckingFunt]

I've had the opportunity to go to two Tom Jones concerts (one in Vegas, one where I live), and couldn't get any of my fuckwad friends to go with me either time.

They suck.

[Jekka]

Not in pain over the music, just over coworkers.

Although I will admit that Tom Jones is not my first choice.

[CuckingFunt]

Tom Jones rocks my world almost as much as Pee Wee reruns.

[jman3000]

Tom Jones rocks my world almost as much as Pee Wee reruns.


the secret word was "back" last episode.

i scared the crap outta my friends mom when she said it.

shit...im too old for that shit.

[Jekka]

Pee Wee's Big Adventure rocks. Manny does not share my amusement of Pee Wee.

[MannyIsGod]

Godamn I hate Pee Wee's show. That shit is just not right.

[MannyIsGod]

I like the movie. Thats pretty decent. But the show, no. The show is scary.

[CuckingFunt]

I obssesed over that show when I was a kid. Taped it every Saturday morning, even.

[MannyIsGod]

I was scared of E.T. as a child. Chew on that.

[Jekka]

The show is trippy, and I usually enjoy it more inebriated, but it still cracks me up every time.

[Jekka]

ET is fucking scary. ET still freaks me out.

[MannyIsGod]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/et/01.jpg

Fuck you Steven Speilberg.

[CuckingFunt]

I was scared of E.T. as a child. Chew on that.
Me too.

When E.T. shows up in the corn field and starts screaming, I couldn't handle it.

And, though I love it now, don't even get me started on the fit I threw when I was taken to see Little Shop of Horrors. The joy that plant took in killing people had me sobbing hysterically in the lobby.

[MannyIsGod]

I havne't seen Little Shop of Horrors in forever! I have a feeling that if I saw that high/drunk now, it would be a great time.

[CuckingFunt]

That one is still good even sober.

[jman3000]

That one is still good even sober.

damn cucking... that's twice.

[CuckingFunt]

damn cucking... that's twice.
That's what twice?

[jman3000]

That's what twice?

threadicide ... i guess i was too vague.

[jman3000]

Clear-eyed girl
In a crooked way
All the crooked walkin
To avoid and evade
Hair like maple, skin like cream
Bet they say I love you
When you strip them thin

Baby, you’re so vague
That you probably think
This song ain’t about you

Green eyed boys
Lick the razor blade
Girl I think I love you
And the mess you made
Setting you up
It don’t get you down
When you flash your fangs
You own this town

Baby, you’re so vague
That you probably think
This song ain’t about you

[CuckingFunt]

threadicide ... i guess i was too vague.
Oh, that's nothing.

I inadvertently commited forumicide earlier and killed The Club in it's entirety for a solid 15 minutes, or so.

Don't know how. Guess my pixels aren't as sexy today as they were yesterday. :depressed

[jman3000]

Oh, that's nothing.

I inadvertently commited forumicide earlier and killed The Club in it's entirety for a solid 15 minutes, or so.

Don't know how. Guess my pixels aren't as sexy today as they were yesterday. :depressed

you should get them compressed they are looking a little droopy today.

[jman3000]

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o how the mighty have fallen.

[CuckingFunt]

you should get them compressed they are looking a little droopy today.
A pixel lift?

Never!

[CuckingFunt]

God fucking dammit!

Someone kick me out of here.

[atlfan25]

Then Shut The Fuck Up And Get The Fuck Out

You Fucking Cunt

Gotdamnit

[CuckingFunt]

No.

[atlfan25]

You Son Of A Bitch

[CuckingFunt]

Daughter of a bitch.

[kingsfan]

I can't sleep!

[jman3000]

You Son Of A Bitch


Daughter of a bitch.


pwnage

[jman3000]

some girl wanted me to go to ihop with her... i feel bad that i didn't go...

i'm broke... so i woulda made her pay.

[jman3000]

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did i make these numbers up? i wonder....

[CuckingFunt]

did i make these numbers up? i wonder....
Doubtful, given your extreme whoreishness.

And, now that I've probably killed this thread yet again, I'm out.

[jman3000]

Doubtful, given your extreme whoreishness.

And, now that I've probably killed this thread yet again, I'm out.

hush ... half those pm's were of us talking about how hot rosario dawson is

[jman3000]

i shouldnt have responded.. now it will appear as if i've killed the thread

i need to wait for someone dumb enough to come along....

[atlfan25]

pwnage
:huh

[ShoogarBear]

I'm currently blasting Tom Jones.
That's not unusual.

[ShoogarBear]

I've had the opportunity to go to two Tom Jones concerts (one in Vegas, one where I live), and couldn't get any of my fuckwad friends to go with me either time.

They suck.
You live in Vegas and didn't offer angel any Vegas advice?

[MannyIsGod]

Read it again Shoog.

[ShoogarBear]

Read it again Shoog.

I know what you meant. Think about what I wrote.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.musicobsession.com/Pictures/t/o/tomjones93232.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

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did i make these numbers up? i wonder....

I don't know, but you should delete all those confirmed messages. Unnecessary waste of space.

[katyon6th]

Kori Ellis and timvp are still awake.

Jesus.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori Ellis and timvp are still awake.

Jesus.

:lol Actually we slept for a few hours and woke up.

[batman2883]

last night i was playing in a tourney and i had just a few less chips than the chip leader...well i was going head to head for first place in the tourney and i get pocket jacks on the first hand of battle...so what did i do....i pushed....all in....he calls...we flip our cards...the crowd is like wow pocket jacks on the first hand of head to head and i was feeling good then he turns his cards over...a 10 and J.....and i was like shit he has one of my jacks....the flop comes......7, 3, 10 i was like fuck...but im still up the turn......2.....im still feeling good....then the fucking river....i hate the river!!!!! a fucking 10 he gets me with trips....man i wanted to punch the hell out of the dealer!!!

[Darth Vader]

“Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the oh shit thread.”

[katyon6th]

Batman always gets sucked out at poker.

What a loser.

[NASpurs]

My dogs love Kira.

http://www.juko-krmiva.cz/products/kira-multibisko.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

I love chocolate fugde poptarts and milk. Yum. Yes. The real pop tarts.

[NASpurs]

I hate poptarts or anything in pastry form. Not a big fan.

The milk though *drools*

[katyon6th]

My dogs love Kira.

http://www.juko-krmiva.cz/products/kira-multibisko.jpg

Hell. Ain't that something.

Loved by all, forreal.

[NASpurs]

I typed Kira into google and the second pic is porn, fyi.

[katyon6th]

Fantastic.

Admired by many.

[ShoogarBear]

Even his teeth look like yours.

[NASpurs]

Katy is admitting she's Kira. Interesting.

[ashbeeigh]

I hate poptarts or anything in pastry form. Not a big fan.

The milk though *drools*

I dipped the pop tart in the milk it it was near heaven. I'm sorry to hear you don't enjoy pastries.

[katyon6th]

Even his teeth look like yours.

Are you talking about the dog?

[ShoogarBear]

why, no.

[NASpurs]

I hear Kira uses dogs when she makes Chinese food.

[NASpurs]

I see the connection now

[katyon6th]

Son of a bitch.

Shoog just said my teeth resemble a mouth full of doggy teeth.

[NASpurs]

Katy has a pretty smile.

[NASpurs]

But so does my dog, so go figure.

[mcornelio]

Extreme Chastity Belt

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time.

King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice.

After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful, and said that he'd see if he could come up with something, and asked him to come back in a week.

A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"

"Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered work bench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn-out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.

"Merlin, you are a genius!" said the greatful monarch, "Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected."

After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot.

Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad.

"Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!"

But Sir Galahad was speechless.

[mcornelio]

A girl brings a guy home one night.

They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".

"What the hell is that?" asks the guy.

Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."

Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart.

"What was that for?" he asks.

"Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again" she says.

So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose.

The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.

"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.

The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!"

[NASpurs]

Dude you're in the wrong thread for that shit. No one cares about jokes here.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't wait to pinch Katy's cheeks.

[batman2883]

Kira inveted that dog food named it after her so she can fatten up the pups so when they get nice and fat...its dinner time!!!! Puppy chow mein

[katyon6th]

Batman AND Midge?

Oh dear!

[katyon6th]

I love you both so much.

[mcornelio]

Fuck it i post jokes wherever i want hoe!!

[NASpurs]

You mean 3...2...1...

[NASpurs]

Fuck it i post jokes wherever i want hoe!!Garden hoe? Are you fucking stupid or what?

[katyon6th]

He modified his post ...

goddamnit!

[NASpurs]

Seriously no one gives a shit about your corny ass jokes especially here, so how about you fuck off. K thanks.

[mcornelio]

is this what everyone talks about when u bitches try to kick people out of the quattro.. fuck you i can post wherever i want... i can post wherever i want!!

[NASpurs]

I see we have another fucking T-Pain in our presence.

Seriously motherfucker, you wanna do this the easy way or the hard way?

[katyon6th]

Oh, this is just swell.

This isn't the fucking Quattro, don't compare it, mcornelio.

With that said, how about both of you shut the fuck up? I need more coffee.

[mcornelio]

I see we have another fucking T-Pain in our presence.

Seriously motherfucker, you wanna do this the easy way or the hard way?
well since you havent grasped the concept yet heres a joke for you


What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is
sometimes needed:

1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."

2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.

3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"

4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."

5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.

6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."

7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.

8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.

Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

[NASpurs]

mcornelio still continues with his crap I see. Probably bitterness due to his chick dumping his ass.

[mcornelio]

Oh, this is just swell.

This isn't the fucking Quattro, don't compare it, mcornelio.

With that said, how about both of you shut the fuck up? I need more coffee.
Lets Have a forum fight!! my cock is bigger that yours naspurs... wanna see the video?

im just bored today... i dont think ive ever been this bored at work today... i made like 12 trolls...

:madrun These bastards should let you go home if there isnt any work whats the point of staying here looking at the fucking computer

[katyon6th]

I like that joke simply for the "punch him in the face" references.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, this is just swell.

This isn't the fucking Quattro, don't compare it, mcornelio.

With that said, how about both of you shut the fuck up? I need more coffee.

I don't know why the fuck you aren't regulating yet, Katy.

Stop bitching and start kicking some ass.

[NASpurs]

Oh, this is just swell.

This isn't the fucking Quattro, don't compare it, mcornelio.

With that said, how about both of you shut the fuck up? I need more coffee.The spirit of the Quattro relugating people is in me right now for some reason.

[mcornelio]

mcornelio still continues with his crap I see. Probably bitterness due to his chick dumping his ass.
:lol Thats a low blow, but its cool... me and one of my one night stand are having lots of fun now that ive got more time on my hands

[katyon6th]

I will be the judge of this contest, I don't mind.

[mcornelio]

PS.. going to luch back at 1 have a nice time while i return... and why is this thread so fucking dead today?

[katyon6th]

I don't know why the fuck you aren't regulating yet, Katy.

Stop bitching and start kicking some ass.

Goddamnit, I can't be a hardass all the time. It hurts my heart.

And I need more coffee!

[NASpurs]

Katy's pussiness bothers me as well. She posted a cute pic yesterday in the realm of OSC's gay pics. What kind of fucked up shit was that. She just tainted her name with that kind of crap.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Katy's pussiness bothers me as well. She posted a cute pic yesterday in the realm of OSC's gay pics. What kind of fucked up shit was that. She just tainted her name with that kind of crap.

Katy took more balls off the body than ever before on Sunday... and then, she got hit a ton of times in the softball game, too.

She's allowed to have an off day.

[NASpurs]

:lol Thats a low blow, but its cool... me and one of my one night stand are having lots of fun now that ive got more time on my handsI hope you enjoy the STD you got.

[katyon6th]

You just put me and OSC in the same sentence.

That is some serious bullshit.

[NASpurs]

Katy took more balls off the body than ever before on Sunday... and then, she got hit a ton of times in the softball game, too.

She's allowed to have an off day.I see. If she can take a barrage of balls thrown to her face, then she's allowed to have a day off like you said.

[katyon6th]

Katy took more balls off the body than ever before on Sunday... and then, she got hit a ton of times in the softball game, too.

She's allowed to have an off day.

I have bruises to prove this, too.

[NASpurs]

You just put me and OSC in the same sentence.

That is some serious bullshit.Sorry, I got carried away.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have bruises to prove this, too.

So how many balls did you take off the body before the softball game?

[NASpurs]

Are these pussy bruises?

[katyon6th]

So how many balls did you take off the body before the softball game?

Oh hell.

[NASpurs]

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Geez, you say her name once and she comes out of the woodworks. WTF are you, the Candyman?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Okay, rather than spend my time talking about all the balls Katy takes off her body, I need to get ready for work.

The city of San Angelo sleeps for no reporter... it doesn't do a whole hell of a lot when it's awake, either.

[Old School Chic]

NASpurs needs a life so that he can stop talking about me so much... Try getting fucked more often.

[Old School Chic]

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Geez, you say her name once and she comes out of the woodworks. WTF are you, the Candyman?

I'm your worst nightmare motherfucker!

[NASpurs]

I bet, you fucking psychotic bitch.

[ShoogarBear]

I have bruises to prove this, too.

[katyon6th]

I'm your worst nightmare motherfucker!

Oh my goodness.

:lmao

[Old School Chic]

I bet, you fucking psychotic bitch.


Oh so lame... :rollin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Shoog's like Mo Rivera in this bitch.

I pitch the eighth to get him up in the ninth and it's over.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought you went to lunch mcornelio?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

mcornelio = HITA

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.kitten-central.com/images/breeds/turkish-angora-cat-photo-2.jpg-http://www.kungfukoi.com/blog/bruise.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Oh geez. I cannot stand the site of bruising. I can do all the blood in the world, but brusing just about makes me want to puke. However, shoog, that post was commendable.

[SpursWoman]

What a pretty bruise!

[katyon6th]

Pussy bruise.

Clever.

[NASpurs]

That's a pussy bruise. I've seen worse.

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like bruising a pussy or two.

[mcornelio]

Back bitches... wtf is that youve got there SB? my std? and wtf is mcornelio=HITA

[batman2883]

i live for rock and roll

[NASpurs]

Back bitches... wtf is that youve got there SB? my std? and wtf is mcornelio=HITASTFU dude, serioulsy.

[mcornelio]

WTF is a SERIOULSYno comprendes? i need to say it in costa rican?

NO.
ESTUPIDO!

:lol

[batman2883]

okay only need one more player for yahoo fantasy football its completely free guys go to yahoo sports and look up this league
Duck Futter (ID# 115883) password batman2883 thank you

[mcornelio]

no comprendes? i need to say it in costa rican?

NO.
ESTUPIDO!

:lol

:lol I CRACK MYSELF UP!!

[NASpurs]

no comprendes? i need to say it in costa rican?

NO.
ESTUPIDO!

:lolCosta Rican? And you call me stupid?

Eres un idiota animal.

[oh crap]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m12/ohshit_02/Jerry.jpg

amy sadaris from strangers with candy hittin a joint.

a joint sounds pretty good right now

[oh crap]

inspirational stories never inspire me to do shit

[oh crap]

batmans sig is awesome

[sam wheat]

inspirational stories never inspire me to do shit


not even mine?

[mcornelio]

Costa Rican? And you call me stupid?

Eres un idiota animal.
I Know Spanish Too Needledick... Im Dominican... I Wrote Costa Rican To Piss You Off... cuz u suck cock

[NASpurs]

haha funny cuz I lived in the hell hole known as Dominican Republic. What a waste land of shit it is.

[mcornelio]

Wow... And I Visited Costa Rica And It Was Great... Beautiful Country But I Prefer Dominican Republic... Just Depends Where You Live.. I Bet Where You Lived It Was Shit... But This Is The Most Beautiful Country In The World.

[NASpurs]

I'm just playing. I can't remember that much from when I used to live there. But like you said, it depends on where you go.

[Image]

http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/media66542/5/gang.jpg

Wheres NorCal510

[jman3000]

I slept 9 hours... I am a happy man today.

[SpursWoman]

I have a hellified headache.

[Image]

http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/media66542/5/cookie2.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Could somebody inform mcornelio what HITA is, please?

[SloppyJoe]

I'm hungry

[jman3000]

Could somebody inform mcornelio what HITA is, please?

Steve Smith?

[sam wheat]

I'm hungry

i'm dead

[ramen]

I'm hungry


I can help you out with that :spin

[Image]

Could somebody inform mcornelio what HITA is, please?


http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/media66542/5/flip_the_bird.jpg

[ElMuerto]

i'm dead

I'm trying.

[mcornelio]

So... Really Whats HITA... Its not in the urban dictionary oh and melmart1 i heard u have some huge tits... wassup! :)

[Melmart1]

So... Really Whats HITA... Its not in the urban dictionary oh and melmart1 i heard u have some huge tits... wassup! :)

:blah

[SpursWoman]

oh and melmart1 i heard u have some huge tits... wassup! :)


You're not her type on several levels.

[Melmart1]

You're not her type on several levels.

I knew there was a reason why I wish you were a lesbian :lol

:makeout

[ShoogarBear]

So... Really Whats HITA... Its not in the urban dictionary oh and melmart1 i heard u have some huge tits... wassup! :)
:lmao Smoove.

[Melmart1]

:lmao Smoove.

Don't encourage him! :madrun

[SpursWoman]

I knew there was a reason why I wish you were a lesbian :lol

:makeout


You'd be the first person I'd call. :cooldevil

[oh crap]

looks like I showed up just in time for the lesbian talk...

[oh crap]

I am not cut out to be a parent. My niece took a shit on the floor the other day and that was to much for me.

[jman3000]

I take shits on the floor alllll the time ... it's normal.

[ObiwanGinobili]

now if you ate the shit you took on the floor - that would be weird.

[mcornelio]

if i dint know any better i would say that the chick with the huge boobs is a lesbo

Comments?

[jman3000]

I don't judge you... you shouldnt judge me

[MannyIsGod]

I know what you meant. Think about what I wrote.Not what I wrote biaaaaaaaatch. On fuck it, it is too old now.

[mcornelio]

so whats hita? come on jman ur a decoder of codes... what does it mean

[midgetonadonkey]

if i dint know any better i would say that the chick with the huge boobs is a lesbo

Comments?

Mel eats more pussy than cervical cancer.

[mcornelio]

Mel eats more pussy than cervical cancer.
All women should be bisexual... thats my take, it would make the world a better place. :angel

[Melmart1]

if i dint know any better i would say that the chick with the huge boobs is a lesbo

Comments?

Calculating density is not just for chemists.

[Extra Stout]

One starts to wonder how mcornholio ever had a girlfriend to cheat on in the first place. I guess it goes to show the breadth of the female self-esteem crisis.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm your worst nightmare motherfucker!
I bet, you fucking psychotic bitch.:lmao sooooooooooooo fucking much. Nice job.

[ShoogarBear]

Don't encourage him! :madrun
I just found out jman is to blame for that.

Surprise, surprise.

[mcornelio]

One starts to wonder how mcornholio ever had a girlfriend to cheat on in the first place. I guess it goes to show the breadth of the female self-esteem crisis.
do u really think i act this stupid in real life... its all show baby, its all a travishamokery.

[jman3000]

I just found out jman is to blame for that.

Surprise, surprise.
technically, it was DirtiesRobbedMe in the troll forum. He said she had large knockers... and I believe she agreed with him.

So there.

[batman2883]

melly come back melly i miss you so damn much

[Gatita]

Hey puto

[batman2883]

melly!!?!?!?!?!? please??

[batman2883]

Hey puto
whats up puta?

[batman2883]

tres puntos ese

[batman2883]

oye narco i hear you like busting dope dealers


oye pendejo, im on my lunch break

[Gatita]

whats up puta?

Watch your back...puto

[batman2883]

Watch your back...puto
why is there something on it puta

[batman2883]

lol i so thought you were someone else that day you called ha ha haha thats funny

[Gatita]

why is there something on it puta

Si, un pinche ojete que lavantastes anoche.

Te lo chingastes no?

[Gatita]

lol i so thought you were someone else that day you called ha ha haha thats funny

Is was funnier listening to you ramble on...

I was like ok....I'll go with this. :lol

[batman2883]

Is was funnier listening to you ramble on...

I was like ok....I'll go with this. :lol
thought you were someone else ha ha ha hah i was like uhhh yeah...ummm we are having that party at this place...lol im just glad you didnt ask me if i knew your name ha hah ah a

[Melmart1]

technically, it was DirtiesRobbedMe in the troll forum. He said she had large knockers... and I believe she agreed with him.

So there.

I did not agree with him. I said they are fine and I have never had any complaints. That is not agreeing with anything.

[batman2883]

melly my love how are you doing?!?!?

[Gatita]

thought you were someone else ha ha ha hah i was like uhhh yeah...ummm we are having that party at this place...lol im just glad you didnt ask me if i knew your name ha hah ah a

You are shameful.

Anyhoo, we had a good laugh.

[batman2883]

You are shameful.

Anyhoo, we had a good laugh.
how is that shameful....i just know way too many people

[jman3000]

I did not agree with him. I said they are fine and I have never had any complaints. That is not agreeing with anything.

tomato, tomato

(that doesn't come off as well when typed)

[Melmart1]

I am just fine, Bat. Thanks.

[Melmart1]

tomato, tomato



Jman, Jizzman....

[batman2883]

fucking melly man why does she ignore me!??!?

[batman2883]

I am just fine, Bat. Thanks.
where have you been...don't you know i miss you and worry about you?

[jman3000]

Jman, Jizzman....

potato, potato

[batman2883]

do you believe this sandra....i guess every girl is jealous of you having my love

[Melmart1]

I been busy, bitches!

[batman2883]

there was a time when sandra called me on a daily basis just to see how i was doing...those times are over now i guess what we had was left in the quattro :(

[batman2883]

I been busy, bitches!
you should never be too busy for me

[batman2883]

damn now sandra is ignoring me too

[batman2883]

goodbye sandra my love.....

[Cupid]

goodbye sandra my love.....

I'm on it!

[jman3000]

damn now sandra is ignoring me too

you're not the only one.