Oh Shit!!! (4)

[TheTruth]

ehhhhhhhh

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't you remember earlier yesterday when Kori told you to chill out?

Asking if you got pooped on is very tame in comparison to the shit I was saying yesterday so shut the hell up.

[midgetonadonkey]

Let's compare.

Yesterday:

Last time I was ass fucking Norcal's mom her hemmoroid popped and it bled. She got blood on my socks and it pissed me off so I put my cigerette out on her clit.

Today:

Did you get pooped on?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Much tamer today than yesterday.

[midgetonadonkey]

I agree.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

She must be typing out a novel to disagree with you, Midge.
You think maybe she got puked on instead?

[midgetonadonkey]

It is very possible she is getting some kind of bodily fluid squirted on her at this very moment.

[midgetonadonkey]

Air Supply is the greatest rock band ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXTI-hMVBE

[midgetonadonkey]

and I know the night is fading
and I know the time's gonna fly
and I'm never gonna tell you everything I gotta tell you
but I know I gotta give it a try

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn that video is gay.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xKl0e8jALY

[Melmart1]

WTF!?! Midge, you suck! Stop posting that shit! That is time I can't get back!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Fudge, Packer?"

[midgetonadonkey]

WTF!?! Midge, you suck! Stop posting that shit! That is time I can't get back!

I take it you aren't a big Air Supply fan. I bet you are more into Pat Benetar and Joan Jett.

[2Blonde]

My days of freedom are over. My pain-in-the butt teen gets back from camp tonight. The last 6 days have been great. We took trash sacks to her room while she was gone. Man is she gonna be pissed.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Might make for an interesting YouTube clip if you film it:
"Teen girl loses mind upon coming home and finding room clean"!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn, some lady just said I was useless. Fucking cunt man, what the fuck is up with people today. Is it national shit on a library worker day? Fuck.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

God damn, some lady just said I was useless. Fucking cunt man, what the fuck is up with people today. Is it national shit on a library worker day? Fuck.

Just do your best Randal Graves impression and tear up their library membership.
Simple as that.

[2Blonde]

Might make for an interesting YouTube clip if you film it:
"Teen girl loses mind upon coming home and finding room clean"!!!!I wish I had seen your post before I went to the airport. She did have a bit of a hormonal meltdown when she couldn't find something she was looking for. I thought my husband was going to kill her after all the work we had done in there.:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Is it national shit on a library worker day? Fuck.

The question is, did you enjoy it?

[NorCal510]

shutup u beezy

[Melmart1]

This thread is dying... CuckingFunt, CuckingFunt, wherefore art thou CuckingFunt? We must savest this thread...

[CuckingFunt]

This thread is dying... CuckingFunt, CuckingFunt, wherefore art thou CuckingFunt? We must savest this thread...
Save the thread, huh?

Hmmm... what to do...

[Melmart1]

Let's make out.

[CuckingFunt]

:makeout

:makeout

[Melmart1]

:makeout

[Melmart1]

Damn.. not as much fun over the computer. You don't get that soft, probing feel of a real tongue. No fun! We gotta come up with something else.

[Melmart1]

You got nekkid pics? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Woohoo!! I kinda scored tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

You got nekkid pics? :eyebrows
Much to the dismay of several people, no. I don't.

[Melmart1]

You virtually scored! Now move closer to me and you can score for real :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

What are you implying, Mel?

That if I weren't stuck out in California, I'd be feeling that soft, probing feel of a real tongue tonight?

[Melmart1]

Duh!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Well, shit!

[Melmart1]

So who is this GoGoGadget character? I must know their backstory. They like Dirty Sanchez... that is already a strike against them.

[CuckingFunt]

So who is this GoGoGadget character? I must know their backstory. They like Dirty Sanchez... that is already a strike against them.
GoGoGadget is actually my name on Kingsfans.com. The GoGoGadget that we have here is a troll trying to freak me out.

It's not working, though. I find the whole thing to be quite hilarious.

[Melmart1]

Lame! Some people have nothing better to do. It would be fun if the troll was funny.. but anyone who advocates ass-to-lips is just gross. I know you have better taste than that.

[CuckingFunt]

Lame! Some people have nothing better to do. It would be fun if the troll was funny.. but anyone who advocates ass-to-lips is just gross. I know you have better taste than that.
Literally and figuratively.

[CuckingFunt]

I do give them props for the attention to detail, however. The avatar and signature are both spot on.

Except, I don't have the animated .gif of two chicks making out, but you shant hear me complain about that.

[Melmart1]

Literally and figuratively.
:lmao I knew you would pick up on that. Clever girl!

Clever girls make me horny.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao I knew you would pick up on that. Clever girl!

Clever girls make me horny.
And horny girls make me horny.

Funny how that works.

[Melmart1]

Yes, hilarious isn't it. So your place, or mine?

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, hilarious isn't it. So your place, or mine?
That question's not quite as alluring when there's plane reservations involved, is it?

[Melmart1]

Hey, humor me. I am trying to spice up this shitty thread.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, humor me. I am trying to spice up this shitty thread.
Oh, I fully intended to.

My brief moment of frustration was the result of trying to come up with a witty comeback and failing miserably.

[Melmart1]

OK, you are forgiven. So tell me.. would you do the real Frida? I gotta know.. cus she is my favorite painter...

That sounds weird 'favorite painter'.. I wonder how many people have one of those?

[CuckingFunt]

OK, you are forgiven. So tell me.. would you do the real Frida? I gotta know.. cus she is my favorite painter...

That sounds weird 'favorite painter'.. I wonder how many people have one of those?
I've got several favorite painters. I'm an art history geek.

As for the real Frida Khalo, hard to ignore such an interesting and strong woman.

[Melmart1]

Yeah.. what she may not have in physical aesthetics... she more than makes up for with her brains and cleverness... Did I mention clever girls make me horny?

[CuckingFunt]

Did I mention clever girls make me horny?
I don't think so, but I'll jot it down.

I'm taking notes.

[CuckingFunt]

Jot? Is that right?

It looks funny.

[Melmart1]

Yes, I believe that is right. You sexy braniac, you!

[CuckingFunt]

That's me!

The sexy braniac who is unsure of the proper spelling of "jot."

[Melmart1]

My big unsure-of spelling is when I say "the Spurs have gelled".. have they gelled, jelled, geled... I am never really sure which spelling to use...

[CuckingFunt]

Often there are little bits and pieces of slang that throw me for a loop. My biggest problem, however, is that sometimes words just don't look right.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

My big unsure-of spelling is when I say "the Spurs have gelled".. have they gelled, jelled, geled... I am never really sure which spelling to use...

The third option just doesn't look right at all.

[ShoogarBear]

Only certain guys can pull off a beard. If they can then it is very sexy!!!Pull off a beard? So you find raw, bleeding skin sexy?

[Silver21_Black20]

Pull off a beard? So you find raw, bleeding skin sexy?

Geez.

Do you have a beard Shoog?

[Silver21_Black20]

It was just a statement. Maybe it would have been better with a "God, why am I up so early?" Yes? Fine. And no one cares. I didn't post it because I thought anyone did.

Yes. The "Geez, why am I up so early?" statements Kick Ass!!!

And even though no one cares for your statements, don't mind me.

[ShoogarBear]

Geez.

Do you have a beard Shoog?I had one for about ten years, but not any more. But I shaved, not pulled, it off.

[Silver21_Black20]

But I shaved, not pulled, it off.

Dammit...you know what I meant. :madrun

[oh crap]

why the fuck do I always miss the lesbian references? :madrun

[NorCal510]

oh shit nicca!

[SpursWoman]

. That sounds weird 'favorite painter'.. I wonder how many people have one of those?

I love van Gogh, if that counts. :spin

[Melmart1]

Van Gogh works. :tu

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1hbNYwAIgs

[SpursWoman]

Van Gogh works. :tu

I could look at Starry Night all day long, even though it does seem too commercial...I have prints of it in my office & my bedroom. I even chose that design for a credit card. :lol

I haven't had art history in 15 years but I adored it. I regret that I neve really pursued it...

[ShoogarBear]

Do you pronouce it "Van Gaah-th"? Can't be a real art snob unless you prounouce it that way.

[Melmart1]

I could look at Starry Night all day long, even though it does seem to commercial...I have prints of it in my office & my bedroom. I even chose that design for a credit card. :lol

I haven't had art history in 15 years but I adored it. I regret that I neve really pursued it...
I agree about that painting. I hate how commercial it has become but i have a print of it and a bag that has it.. my sister even bought me one of those cow statues that has it painted on.. hahaha...

I do prefer da Vinci over Van Gogh, though... in fact I have one of his sketches as the wallpaper on my computer

[SpursWoman]

Waterboy is on! :elephant :lol

[CuckingFunt]

why the fuck do I always miss the lesbian references? :madrun
'Cause we wait for you to leave, of course.

[TheSanityAnnex]

CuckingFunt, how did you weasel your way into this thread?

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt, how did you weasel your way into this thread?
Blatant girl-on-girl flirting opens lots of doors.

That, and the fact that I'm super cool, of course.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Blatant girl-on-girl flirting opens lots of doors.

That, and the fact that I'm super cool, of course.
I'm guessing it was the former that got you in.



Ooops, I'm not supposed to be posting in here am I. Better leave before all the bitches come looking for my head.

[Mike Tyson]

I'm guessing it was the former that got you in.



Ooops, I'm not supposed to be posting in here am I. Better leave before all the bitches come looking for my head.

Ron Artest challenged me to a fight one day. How dare he challenge me with his primitive skills, he's as good as dead.

[NorCal510]

pimp heer

[Melmart1]

I dont give a shit if Spicoli posts here. As long as he doesnt post gay shit like glitter and teddy bears.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

melly has become much too pompous with her moderator powers

[Melmart1]

who the fuck are you? i havent used my mod powers to do shit in ages.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

you have assumed an air of pompousness not unlike The Bat

[Melmart1]

nobody is as pompous as the bat

[LaMarcus Bryant]

1billups1 = SilvernBlack

[TheSanityAnnex]

I dont give a shit if Spicoli posts here. As long as he doesnt post gay shit like glitter and teddy bears.Don't worry about me posting here anymore.................the only thing I ever post is glitter and teddy bears.

[ashbeeigh]

Ooops, I'm not supposed to be posting in here am I. Better leave before all the bitches come looking for my head.

And I don't care, as long as you make sense when you post.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

what doesn't make sense is ashbeeigh's avatar and title

[TheSanityAnnex]

And I don't care, as long as you make sense when you post.
I know I said I was gone but................... please provide links to me not making sense. I guarantee if I post a picture saying I got a new hat, the hat will be in the picture.

[SpursWoman]

I know I said I was gone but................... please provide links to me not making sense. I guarantee if I post a picture saying I got a new hat, the hat will be in the picture.


:lol

[ShoogarBear]

This thread sucks.

[ashbeeigh]

I know I said I was gone but................... please provide links to me not making sense. I guarantee if I post a picture saying I got a new hat, the hat will be in the picture.

The making sense wasn't directed towards you. And I had the hat on, in the picture!

[CuckingFunt]

This thread sucks. I think, at this point, the earth would be knocked off its axis if this thread ever stopped sucking.

[Melmart1]

Shoog just likes to say the word 'sucking' cus it reminds him of getting head. Hopefully from a woman.

[CuckingFunt]

"Suck" has such a wonderful connotation. I'm still not sure how it became associated with something bad.

[TheTruth]

WOW, this is really cool. A thread where people can just post their random thoughts. Neato.

[Melmart1]

I like the world 'lick' as much as 'suck'

[CuckingFunt]

Agreed.

[Melmart1]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
Melmart1, ShoogarBear, Condemned 2 HelLA

Damn, in the thread with two men and still can't make a sandwich. Why am I not in the middle here?

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog just likes to say the word 'sucking' cus it reminds him of getting head. Hopefully from a woman.Mysteriously, it is often an order of magnitude harder to get head from a woman if you use the word "suck" in the request.

[Jekka]

I am not sleepy, and yet there is no one here to entertain me. Not cool.

[Melmart1]

so does that mean you only use the word 'suck' when asking a man? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Let me entertain you . . .

[Melmart1]

What kind of entertainment? Can I watch too?

[ShoogarBear]

so does that mean you only use the word 'suck' when asking a man? :lolShit. That must be the first time in recorded history you've been able to do that to me. :madrun

Don't you have some wrinkled geezer to tease in the morning?

[Jekka]

I am not picky with type of entertainment, I am just bored off my ass. I don't usually enjoy the games where you blow shit up, like the kind Manny is playing.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Please not show tunes!

[ShoogarBear]

Blow, now there's a good word. Often more effective than suck.

[CuckingFunt]

Mysteriously, it is often an order of magnitude harder to get head from a woman if you use the word "suck" in the request.
Damned prudes.

[ShoogarBear]

Please not show tunes!There's no business like show business . . .

[Jekka]

Blow is a fun word.

[ShoogarBear]

If you like this sort of thing, you can entertain yourself with the last 30 minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey on Turner Classics.

[CuckingFunt]

Blow is a very fun word.

One of several rather inconspicuous words that still manages to make me giggle like a schoolgirl.

[Jekka]

We need cable upstairs.

[Jekka]

Words that make me giggle like a schoolgirl ... I don't think there are any of those left. I feel jaded.

[ShoogarBear]

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

[Melmart1]

Shit. That must be the first time in recorded history you've been able to do that to me. :madrun

Don't you have some wrinkled geezer to tease in the morning?
It won't be the last. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Words that make me giggle like a schoolgirl ... I don't think there are any of those left. I feel jaded.
I think it's just a sign that my brain is usually in the gutter.

[ShoogarBear]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true
I'm half-crazy, all for the love of you . . .

[Jekka]

That's usually the best place for a brain. Or at least the most enjoyable.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I think it's just a sign that my brain is usually in the gutter.

You?!?!?!
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol

[Melmart1]

Gutterminds are a thing of beauty.

[ShoogarBear]

JUPITER
and Beyond the Infinite

[Melmart1]

Jupiter is better than Uranus.

My friend lives in Jupiter. Florida, that is. We watch Entourage on Sundays then get on AIM and talk about it. That show rocks!

[CuckingFunt]

I've tried watching "Entourage" on several occasions due to my inexplicable crush on Jeremy Piven, but I just can't get into it. Don't know why.

Might be his rug. I thought he was cuter when he was balding.

[timvp]

My friend does not live in Uranus.

Sincerely,

GiG

[timvp]

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Sucks-Come_for-Bush.jpg

[Melmart1]

Jeremy Piven is adorable. I have had a crush on him for awhile. I even forgive him for being on "Ellen"

[ShoogarBear]

I don't watch Entourage because I find all of the characters insufferable assholes, except for Jeremy Piven, whose character is at least honest about being an insufferable asshole.

[ShoogarBear]

I wonder what drugs Kubrick was doing when he made 2001.

[ShoogarBear]

Actually, no I don't, I can pretty much guess.

[timvp]

I don't watch Entourage because I find all of the characters insufferable assholes, except for Jeremy Piven, whose character is cute.

[ShoogarBear]

I wonder what drugs timvp is doing right now.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jeremy Piven's crowning achievement will always be "PCU".
The same can be said of Jon Favreau as well.

[CuckingFunt]

Jeremy Piven is adorable. I have had a crush on him for awhile. I even forgive him for being on "Ellen"
Oh, "Ellen" is nothing compared to the show I subjected myself to for the duration of it's one season: "Cupid."

God damn, that was a bad show.

[CuckingFunt]

Jeremy Piven's crowning achievement will always be "PCU".
The same can be said of Jon Favreau as well.
Very Bad Things was better.

Also, Favreau gets brownie points for Swingers and Made. Granted, those points are largely due to Vince Vaughn, but they still count.

[Melmart1]

Favreau wrote both those movies, so I think he gets more points overall. Vaughn only acted in them, and basically played the same character he plays in most of his movies. Wrting is sexy.

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/mel-gibson-beard.jpg

http://www.flexi.net.au/~dmulliss/saddam/saddam1.jpg

hmmm.

[Justin Timberlake]

Im taking the term "porch monkey" back

[TheTruth]

I don't do drugs.

[Justin Timberlake]

matty sucks fat korean cock

[Justin Timberlake]

and loves chihuahua tofu

[Justin Timberlake]

where the fuck have you been matty

[jman3000]

lmfao @ melmart and cucking cybering in the thread.

[jman3000]

I can only begin to imagine how much porn spam I have in my bulk folder... 4 days without checking that is asking for trouble.

[jman3000]

also.. yesterday I was changing the oil in my dad's truck in the morning... well ... i was pretty tired and exhausted from the heat afterwards.. and wasnt thinking when i asked myself "i wonder what that prickly pear on that cactus looks like inside"

i fucking grabbed the bastard and had about 200 little bards in my right hand... a bunch are still there, but too small to get out ... don't worry about me though... it only hurts when i do anything with my right hand.

[TheTruth]

matty sucks fat korean cock
That is a fallacy.

[CuckingFunt]

lmfao @ melmart and cucking cybering in the thread.
Since when did any of that count as cybering?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Since when did any of that count as cybering?
You have to remember that Jman is accessing all of this from a school computer so half the shit you have been typing probably looks like this...................




"So would you ### if I ######### and then we #### for a little bit?"




He interprets it as.................So would you cum if I licked your pussy then we licked anus for a little bit?





When you really said............So would you fucking care if I said fuck it and we shoot the shit for a little bit?

[CuckingFunt]

You have to remember that Jman is accessing all of this from a school computer so half the shit you have been typing probably looks like this...................




"So would you ### if I ######### and then we #### for a little bit?"




He interprets it as.................So would you cum if I licked your pussy then we licked anus for a little bit?





When you really said............So would you fucking care if I said fuck it and we shoot the shit for a little bit?
:lmao

For the record, I hope that I'm never in a romantic situation with someone and hear the question: "Would you cum if we licked anus for a little bit?"

I'm afraid my uproarious laughter would be a mood killer.

[Melmart1]

:lmao @ spicoli

I assume jman has never cybered, or he would realize CF and I were being tamed on on our (nearly) best behavior.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao @ spicoli

I assume jman has never cybered, or he would realize CF and I were being tamed on on our (nearly) best behavior.
No, that pretty much was my best behavior.

Even back in my church going days, I often snuck down to the basement with the pastor's daughter during the sermon.

:devil

[ShoogarBear]

Let's go, Lesbos. The night is passing away.

[CuckingFunt]

Let's go, Lesbos. The night is passing away.
It'll have to pass a little bit more, Shoog. I gots to go eat.

Food, that is.

[ORION]

what in hell's half acre did I miss ?

[ShoogarBear]

Dammit, just order some delivery and let's get it on! :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

Yes! I just saw a Snakes on a Plane TV ad!

[ORION]

What are you eating under there ?

[ORION]

Yes! I just saw a Snakes on a Plane TV ad!
I've seen a brown snake on a plane

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, and it's a wonder you didn't get arrested.

[ORION]

Yeah, and it's a wonder you didn't get arrested.
You can't catch what you can't see .........wait......nevermind :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

Perhaps a little snake talk will get the munchers going . . .

[ORION]

Perhaps a little snake talk will get the munchers going . . .
:lol
that reminds me of a B movie I loved to watch in my teen years. Hell comes to Frog town.

[CuckingFunt]

Perhaps a little snake talk will get the munchers going . . .
Speaking of munching, the carnitas burrito that I got for dinner is easily the best that I've had since I moved out of LA ten years ago. Damn near orgasmic.

[ORION]

Speaking of munching, the carnitas burrito that I got for dinner is easily the best that I've had since I moved out of LA ten years ago. Damn near orgasmic.
was it from Sombreros ?

[CuckingFunt]

was it from Sombreros ?
Local place here in California.

[ORION]

Local place here in California.
Is Sombreros only in San Diego ? When I went to San Diego a few weeks ago I ate there and my other favorite was Rubios

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not familiar with Sombreros, but I haven't been down to San Diego in probably 13 years.

[ORION]

well Rubio's fish tacos taste so good to my tummy

[CuckingFunt]

I'm too picky about fish to order fish tacos. Don't trust it.

[ORION]

I don't trust any fish that's farm raised. I like my fish wild !

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I had Jeanie powers.

I'd blink my hair colored instead of sitting here with this goop on my head for 30 minutes.

[ashbeeigh]

well Rubio's fish tacos taste so good to my tummy

I'm just waiting for the pink taco references to start.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm just waiting for the pink taco references to start.
So was Shoog.

Looks like he gave up, though.

[ShoogarBear]

I wish I had Jeanie powers.

I'd blink my hair colored instead of sitting here with this goop on my head for 30 minutes.Goop?

http://www.micechat.com/forums/images/smilies/whistling.gif

[ashbeeigh]

So was Shoog.

Haha. Yeah. He was going fishing for some. What color is your hair going to be? I need to redo my red before the semester starts.

[CuckingFunt]

Goop?

http://www.micechat.com/forums/images/smilies/whistling.gif
Threw that in for you, since I'm lacking a lesbian accomplice right now.

[CuckingFunt]

What color is your hair going to be?
Plum-y/purple-y red.

[ShoogarBear]

I wish you had one of those Jeannie outfits.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish you had one of those Jeannie outfits.
Who said I don't?

[ashbeeigh]

Plum-y/purple-y red.

Ohh fun! I've never had the guuts to do that. Not to mention it would look hideous.

[ShoogarBear]

Who said I don't?All innuendo, no PM'd pictures.

[CuckingFunt]

All innuendo, no PM'd pictures.
Pretty much my MO.

[Melmart1]

I will accept any PM'd pictures that anyone wants to send... (hint hint)

[CuckingFunt]

I will accept any PM'd pictures that anyone wants to send... (hint hint)
Careful what you wish for.

[Fillmoe]

i aint ever seen so many dykes on one forum.... makes us dudes look bad :lol

[CuckingFunt]

i aint ever seen so many dykes on one forum.... makes us dudes look bad :lol
Two is a lot?

Actually, Melmart and I only add up to one full dyke... that's really not that many.

[GoGoGadget]

Two is a lot?

Actually, Melmart and I only add up to one full dyke... that's really not that many.

Make that 3, baby. Or 2, however you want to look at it.

[CuckingFunt]

Make that 3, baby. Or 2, however you want to look at it.
Someone pretending to be me does not count as a separate person. Therefore, you're already included in the original equation.

[GoGoGadget]

Someone pretending to be me does not count as a separate person. Therefore, you're already included in the original equation.

I ain't pretending. ;)

[CuckingFunt]

I ain't pretending. ;)
You're not?

Well, then, perhaps you should be the one to drive us to the shrink tomorrow morning. Clearly I... I mean, we... have developed a case of Disassociative Identity Disorder.

[Melmart1]

Fillmoe is just mad that two bisexuals would rather flirt with each other instead of his dumb ass. Hater.

[CuckingFunt]

Fillmoe is just mad that two bisexuals would rather flirt with each other instead of his dumb ass. Hater.
We're not flirting, Mel.

We're cybering, remember?

[Melmart1]

Oh yes. Cus we all know that Jman is the smartest guy in here. If that is cybering I wonder what real sex is to him. Pretty tame I imagine.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh yes. Cus we all know that Jman is the smartest guy in here. If that is cybering I wonder what real sex is to him. Pretty tame I imagine.
No felching, I'd imagine.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Felch".
A word that is not used anywhere NEAR enough in everyday conversation!
This must be corrected as soon as possible!

[ShoogarBear]

Careful what you wish for.No kidding. Google can be a wicked thing.

[Everybody Wants Some]

clerks 2 kicked a**

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck bitches!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gone for 2 days and this place turns into a Lesfest.

[midgetonadonkey]

Let's fuck some whores!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Where's 1Billups1? I miss the filthy bastard.

[Melmart1]

A man bitching about a lesfest? You friggin homo!

[midgetonadonkey]

The only reason I bitch is because there were no pictures posted.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to watch Melmart get F'd in the A with a strap-on.

[Fillmoe]

trust me ain't nobody hatin...... :lol keep on doing what yall do......

[TheLie]

yes i would love to fight

[Everybody Wants Some]

why is everyone so quiet?

[Everybody Wants Some]

i love the hot stuff

[ashbeeigh]

god damnit. I hit my leg on the car door on my way into the house just now. That mother fucker is going to bruise so bad. maybe Katy can tell me how to take care of it.

[CuckingFunt]

Ya know, I'm a big fan of lesbian innuendo and all, but it's pretty fucking sad that it's the only thing keeping this thread afloat these days.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh man. I love DIY. It is almost better than shark week. No joke. And I'm rather saddened that no one jumps on my random comments anymore. Now everyone just ignores them, it would get things going for a bit. They used to at least insight some kind of comments.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, cus it's certainly not Ashbeeigh and her inane posts keeping it afloat.

We really need to take up a fund for Midge to get his internet back. That is what this place is missing.

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah, cus it's certainly not Ashbeeigh and her inane posts keeping it afloat.


Aha. It was never my intention. I throw something out there to get things going, to piss you all off. I'm not confrontational at the least in real life.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, cus it's certainly not Ashbeeigh and her inane posts keeping it afloat.

We really need to take up a fund for Midge to get his internet back. That is what this place is missing.
I'm too much of a money grubber.

Maybe we can go over and threaten the right people to make them give it back. All they have to do is flip a damn switch.

Besides, who'd fuck with a couple of pissed off half-dykes?

[Melmart1]

Well, I am a femme half-dyke so I don't think I would scare anyone. Now if I were butch...

[Melmart1]

I feel like having a drink tonight- who is up for a possible session of incoherent drunk posting? Not to be confused with the usual incoherent sober posting.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I am a femme half-dyke so I don't think I would scare anyone. Now if I were butch...
I'm femme, too, but I'm built like an amazon. The fact that I'm 6' 4" in a few pairs of my shoes tends to be intimidating enough to make up for my otherwise girly look.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

you're six foot four? holy shit you're taller than silver n black

[CuckingFunt]

I feel like having a drink tonight- who is up for a possible session of incoherent drunk posting? Not to be confused with the usual incoherent sober posting.
I am!

And, I'm already two drinks in.

[CuckingFunt]

you're six foot four? holy shit you're taller than silver n black
I'm 6' 4" in a few of my heels. I'm just a hair under 6' in bare feet.

[Melmart1]

I'm just a squat 5'6" Mexican. Actually, that is tall for a Mexican. And I was a GIANT when I visited Japan.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I'm just a squat 5'6" Mexican. Actually, that is tall for a Mexican. And I was a GIANT when I visited Japan.


Japanese people are like normal height now though. In fact, I'd even say they're taller htan the normal mexican.

[Melmart1]

I am!

And, I'm already two drinks in.
I haven't decided for sure, but when I go to the store in a bit I may just buy some alcohol.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

asian people in this country are on HGH

[Melmart1]

Japanese people are like normal height now though. In fact, I'd even say they're taller htan the normal mexican.
You could be right, but seven years ago I was taller than more than half the natives I encountered.

[Melmart1]

asian people in this country are on HGH
Is it because they ride bikes everywhere? I hear that cyclists use HGH.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I never understood how you commonly see 6 foot tall asian americans but not 6 foot tall mexicans. Its like we're destined to be short.

[Melmart1]

My brother is 6'2" and my grandpa and uncle were both 5'11". But most Mexicans I know are 5'8" if they are lucky.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm femme, too, but I'm built like an amazon. The fact that I'm 6' 4" in a few pairs of my shoes tends to be intimidating enough to make up for my otherwise girly look.Damn, I'm 5'6" in 4" heels. I feel like a dwarf now.


Edit: ahahahaha I have got to learn to sign Manny out when we switch comps. This was Jekka.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I'm 5'6" in 4" heels. I feel like a dwarf now.


Edit: ahahahaha I have got to learn to sign Manny out when we switch comps. This was Jekka.
:lmao

I was gonna say.. I only know Manny from GTG pics but he doesn't look that short.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, I'm 5'6" in 4" heels. I feel like a dwarf now.


Edit: ahahahaha I have got to learn to sign Manny out when we switch comps. This was Jekka.
One of my closest friends is MAYBE 5' 2", and for the entire 10 years I've known her I've had a sneaking suspicion that I'll come home one day to find her sitting in my closet sawing the heels off my favorite shoes.

[Jekka]

:lmao

I was gonna say.. I only know Manny from GTG pics but he doesn't look that short.

:lol Yeah, Manny still towers over me when I'm in heels. That "remember me" box on this site is evil.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm femme, too, but I'm built like an amazon. The fact that I'm 6' 4" in a few pairs of my shoes tends to be intimidating enough to make up for my otherwise girly look.Damn, you're only a foot shorter than SilBlack.

6'4"?

Bullshit.

Prove it.

Pic.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, you're only a foot shorter than SilBlack.

6'4"?

Bullshit.
Never claimed to be 6' 4" -- everyone seems to be missing the "in a few pairs of my shoes" part.


Prove it.

Pic.
No.

[ShoogarBear]

You forgot the "nyah, nyah".



Never claimed to be 6' 4" -- everyone seems to be missing the "in a few pairs of my shoes" part.
'Cause it's much hotter to thing of you as just 6'4".

Anyway, as had been alluded to many times, San Antonians are built for width, not height.

[ashbeeigh]

damn. I'm like 5'2 and a half. But no one notices that. They all stare at my chest.

[CuckingFunt]

Anyway, as had been alluded to many times, San Antonians are built for width, not height.
It's to make the Alamo look bigger, isn't it?









Okay, for the record, I don't even know what the fuck that means... but I decided to go with it and blame the vodka.

[ChumpDumper]

Anyway, as had been alluded to many times, San Antonians are built for width, not height.I thought it was comfort and not speed.

Regardless, I can see CuckingFunt consigning someone to death by snoo snoo.

[TheSanityAnnex]

It's to make the Alamo look bigger, isn't it?









Okay, for the record, I don't even know what the fuck that means... but I decided to go with it and blame the vodka.You sure post a lot for someone who claims to be getting some all the time.............



shouldn't you be busy eating some snatch right now?

[CuckingFunt]

You sure post a lot for someone who claims to be getting some all the time.............
Don't recall that I ever claimed to be getting some all the time.

Unfortunately, I'm not getting anything anywhere near as much as I'd like to since my boyfriend's promotion in April meant a move to the San Francisco office, thus placing my current source of "some" two hours away.


shouldn't you be busy eating some snatch right now?
Shouldn't we all?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Don't recall that I ever claimed to be getting some all the time.

Unfortunately, I'm not getting anything anywhere near as much as I'd like to since my boyfriend's promotion in April meant a move to the San Francisco office, thus placing my current source of "some" two hours away.


Shouldn't we all?SF has a wonderful transit system in and out...............shouldn't be hard to find something within distance.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Shouldn't we all?Waiting patiently for her to get home.

[ShoogarBear]

You have a boyfriend . . . in San Francisco?

Boy, that's one fucked-up lesbianisticism lifestyle.

[ShoogarBear]

Waiting patiently for her to get home.She left about 30 minutes ago, should be there any time now.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

omg the new quattro is made out of titanium

[katyon6th]

This thread is full of bitches and hoes.

[ShoogarBear]

It is now.

[CuckingFunt]

This thread is full of bitches and hoes.
I'm both, depending on who you ask.

[TheSanityAnnex]

This thread is full of bitches and hoes.
:depressed I will crawl back to a place I'm less made fun of.......

[CuckingFunt]

:depressed I will crawl back to a place I'm less made fun of.......
Bitches, hoes and one pussy, apparently.

[dirk4mvp]

:spin