Oh Shit!!! (4)

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack is working the Wiggles?

Damn, no wonder jman can't get any play.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

Are you working WWE Monday night?

Ah geez...yes. I like how they don't want anyone in the arena, before the show, when the wrestlers are rehearsing their moves. :lol

[jman3000]

I guess SB is not having kids any time soon. How does jman feel about waiting for kids?
I always pull out. I don't want kids either.

[midgetonadonkey]

I always pull out. I don't want kids either.

She lets you finish with the money shot?

[midgetonadonkey]

SB is a freak.

[Old School Chic]

Ash,

I missed you! I was wondering when you were going to log on...

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't talk about me like that Fuckers!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I love me some dead baby.

[Melmart1]

Why am I not surprised that OSC was missing the lamest fucking poster in this thread?

[Old School Chic]

Why am I not surprised that OSC was missing the lamest fucking poster in this thread?


I like Ash. I think she's cute and funny at times.

[ashbeeigh]

ugh. whatever. midget is just going to be osc's next victim. fuck that. Stay away.

[Old School Chic]

ugh. whatever. midget is just going to be osc's next victim. fuck that. Stay away.


Let's hope not. I thought Midge was different. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Victim of what? Damn I knew this chick was fucking crazy.

[ashbeeigh]

my feet hurt too. Work is going to suck a 2'x4'x16" piece of rough cedar this next week. Or is it 2"x4"x16'? No, it's the first one.

[midgetonadonkey]

my feet hurt too. Work is going to suck a 2'x4'x16" piece of rough cedar this next week.

Is that some kind of lame hardware store humor?

[ashbeeigh]

Is that some kind of lame hardware store humor?

Take it out of context so this thread will not suck as much.

[Old School Chic]

Take it out of context so this thread will not suck as much.


You know Ash, all this time I thought you were KEDA's girl until I saw his avatar with the girl that looks more like I don't want anyone to see my face pic. I guess I was wrong.

[Melmart1]

Take me out of this thread so it will not suck as much.

[Silver21_Black20]

Take it out of context so this thread will not suck as much.

This thread doesn't suck...what the fuck are you talking about?

[midgetonadonkey]

My dead kitty thread was deleted. That sucks. I was about to post a picture of a dead baby.

[Silver21_Black20]

My dead kitty thread was deleted. That sucks.

I knew it was only a matter of time...haha

[Old School Chic]

My dead kitty thread was deleted. That sucks. I was about to post a picture of a dead baby.


It wasn't me.

[ashbeeigh]

This thread doesn't suck...what the fuck are you talking about?


Oh, I guess you're right. It was the Oh Shit (3).

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit I want to see more dead animals!!

[Old School Chic]

Dammit I want to see more dead animals!!


Midge

Those were enough dead animal pics for a day. You don't want to have nightmares, now do you?

[ashbeeigh]

and haha mel. That's great. You're a riot sometimes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge

Those were enough dead animal pics for a day. You don't want to have nightmares, now do you?

I won't have nightmares about dead animals. I wouldn't even have nightmares if I saw a bunch of pictures of aborted fetuses(or is it fetii?) getting mulched up in a blender and being served to one armed Lebonese school children.

I'm extremely desensitized when it comes to dead things.

[Old School Chic]

http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/danger_sesame_street.jpg

[jman3000]

There's no cure for the clap... right?

[NASpurs]

TOP-CHERRY is the best, wherever she is.

[NASpurs]

:lmao

I love that movie.

Scotty doesn't know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...

Scotty doens't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
So don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty's gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.

Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know...
Scotty's gotta go!

[NASpurs]

http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/scotty_doesnt_know.php

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm going to wax my taint.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...I almost burnt my kettle corn.

[midgetonadonkey]

Kettle corn is good. My life has changed since the day I first had kettle corn.

[Silver21_Black20]

Kettle corn is good. My life has changed since the day I first had kettle corn.

It is good. I can eat the whole damn bag by myself.

[Old School Chic]

It is good. I can eat the whole damn bag by myself.

:corn:

[ORION]

guess who's back ! I'm on the attack with my naked cat ! chillin in the cut checkin out an old lady's butt. sippin on jack tryin to figure out why I gots a naked cat .......

[Silver21_Black20]

ORION...shit...you've been missed.

[ORION]

ORION...shit...you've been missed.
oh yeah like anyone knew I was gone !

[Silver21_Black20]

oh yeah like anyone knew I was gone !

Dude trust me...we knew you were gone and we missed you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dude trust me...we knew you were gone and we missed you.

Especially Mark. ;)

[ORION]

Especially Mark. ;)
I called him on wednesday to rub it in. I was heading to Pacific beach at that time. I'm starting to like work .......

[Silver21_Black20]

I called him on wednesday to rub it in. I was heading to Pacific beach at that time. I'm starting to like work .......

Damn...nice. Is your company hiring? :lol

[ORION]

do you speak spanish ?

[Silver21_Black20]

do you speak spanish ?

Shit...No!

[midgetonadonkey]

I speak some spanish. Give me the job.

[ORION]

we might be hiring. I've been gone all week and they might have some posted. They told me that I would be traveling more in the future.

[Silver21_Black20]

I speak some spanish. Give me the job.

Get away...I asked first.

[ORION]

I speak some spanish. Give me the job.
your hired ! I need someone to report skirt lengths and bra sizes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does the job consist of watching cows fuck?

[ORION]

Get away...I asked first.
what size french maid outfit do you wear

[Silver21_Black20]

your hired ! I need someone to report skirt lengths and bra sizes.

Dude...what the hell? I can do that too, if I get to travel.

[Silver21_Black20]

what size french maid outfit do you wear

*checks*

Medium.

[ORION]

Does the job consist of watching cows fuck?
after your 90 day review I'm sure we can talk about a bonus

[ORION]

Dude...what the hell? I can do that too, if I get to travel.
my hotel room can sleep at least 5 !

[midgetonadonkey]

The homeless lady is walking from the bus stop. I'm going to go get a $5 gumjob. See you putos later.

[ORION]

The homeless lady is walking from the bus stop. I'm going to go get a $5 gumjob. See you putos later.
tell juanita I be there in a while. San Diego has tons of homeless chicks

[Silver21_Black20]

my hotel room can sleep at least 5 !

You got it. I can get you 4 chicks. I'll be in the room next door if you need anything.

[ORION]

You got it. I can get you 4 chicks. I'll be in the room next door if you need anything.
who's going to hold the camera ?! :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

who's going to hold the camera ?! :madrun

Alright...alright. I'll hold the camera and hand you a water bottle every 7 minutes.

[ORION]

Alright...alright. I'll hold the camera and hand you a water bottle every 7 minutes.
I'll be asleep in 3 .... :oops

[ORION]

but I really loved San Diego. I can't believe how many hot chicks are there. If you shake a tree 4 chicks fall out. and the food .............

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll be asleep in 3 .... :oops

:lmao

In that cause I won't get you the 4 chicks, I'll give you a bottle of lotion.

[ORION]

:lmao

In that cause I won't get you the 4 chicks, I'll give you a bottle of lotion.
no no I can at least try. I want to go down fighting. wait , will the lotion have moisture beads ?

[Silver21_Black20]

no no I can at least try. I want to go down fighting. wait , will the lotion have moisture beads ?

It will have moisture beads and it will smell of fresh water lilies.

[ORION]

It will have moisture beads and it will smell of fresh water lilies.
that might recharge batteries ! I like the way you think ! your hired

[Silver21_Black20]

that might recharge batteries ! I like the way you think ! your hired

Kick Ass!!!

[ORION]

Kick Ass!!!
ok be there monday @ 8am. bring a No Fear, donuts and massage oils

[Silver21_Black20]

ok be there monday @ 8am. bring a No Fear, donuts and massage oils

Scented or unscented massage oils?

[KEDA]

You know Ash, all this time I thought you were KEDA's girl until I saw his avatar with the girl that looks more like I don't want anyone to see my face pic. I guess I was wrong.


why is it that you have to talk about my girlfriend?

what did she do to you?

why the fuck do you find it necessary to still be in my shit all the time?

why wont you leave me the fuck alone?

and just to be clear, does this avatar suit you better?

[jman3000]

I opened a chain letter and it said i was gonna get laid tonight. It lied. I havent gotten any ... fucken liar. i was supposed to contine the letter but i did not... was i wrong?

[Silver21_Black20]

I opened a chain letter and it said i was gonna get laid tonight. It lied. I havent gotten any ... fucken liar. i was supposed to contine the letter but i did not... was i wrong?

:lol
Now you'll probably have a horrible love life from now on.

[jman3000]

:lol
Now you'll probably have a horrible love life from now on.
only 10 days noob :rolleyes

one of these days.. i promise

[Old School Chic]

why is it that you have to talk about my girlfriend?

what did she do to you?

why the fuck do you find it necessary to still be in my shit all the time?

why wont you leave me the fuck alone?

and just to be clear, does this avatar suit you better?

Shut the fuck up KEDA! Don't flatter yourself! No one is talking about your girlfriend. I'm happy you found someone. And I'm not in your fucked up shit all the time so don't be spreading fucking rumors. I can care less who's on your fucking avatar. An avatar does not prove shit! Just be happy you are finally getting some pussy!

:lol http://icons.iconator.com/81/ICONATOR_2f1d6cae2c4fde43dc8f5257cc4fd090.gif :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

only 10 days noob :rolleyes

one of these days.. i promsise

Nah...I say for the rest of your life.

[jman3000]

10 minutes

[jman3000]

10 minutes

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh...who cares!

[jman3000]

Ugh...who cares!
i care... chain letters are stupid

[Silver21_Black20]

i care... chain letters are stupid

You still believe in that bullshit?

[jman3000]

You still believe in that bullshit?
it hasnt come true wtf? what are you doing?

[Silver21_Black20]

it hasnt come true wtf? what are you doing?

Lol!

[jman3000]

Lol!
:lol

what are you doing though? seriously?

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

what are you doing though? seriously?

Nothing...just here.

[jman3000]

Nothing...just here.
sounds fun ... man i'm bored

[Silver21_Black20]

sounds fun ... man i'm bored

It's not fun.

I'm bored too.

Maybe I'll go to bed early.

[jman3000]

It's not fun.

I'm bored too.

Maybe I'll go to bed early.
p*ussy ... i'm hungry to.

[Silver21_Black20]

p*ussy ... i'm hungry to.

You totally screwed up that last post. :lol

[jman3000]

You totally screwed up that last post. :lol
what's open this late? taco bell?

[Silver21_Black20]

what's open this late? taco bell?

Taco Cabana.

[Old School Chic]

http://icons.iconator.com/126/ICONATOR_62b64ce4ae0380ebafec7923227b1650.gif

[jman3000]

i had a bunch of cheetos .... they were baked.. pretty good.

[Silver21_Black20]

I had some kettle corn earlier, it was popped...in the microwave...pretty good.

[jman3000]

I had some kettle corn earlier, it was popped...in the microwave...pretty good.
suck fuck you /kalkot man

[Silver21_Black20]

suck fuck you /kalkot man

Are you drinking? :drunk

[jman3000]

Are you drinking? :drunk
lies

[Old School Chic]

:angel

http://icons.iconator.com/667/ICONATOR_22ce678a0792a6cef848cae9737feb58.png

[jman3000]

fuck off

[Old School Chic]

fuck off


http://icons.iconator.com/308/ICONATOR_803f6798e48bbe1f4b8f32fa027a7345.gif

[jman3000]

im the best

[Silver21_Black20]

im the best

Lies!!!

[Old School Chic]

im the best

http://icons.iconator.com/983/ICONATOR_02ca23a11d3e0c073557dbddeb1ec254.png

[jman3000]

i once ate a cheetah

[Silver21_Black20]

http://icons.iconator.com/983/ICONATOR_02ca23a11d3e0c073557dbddeb1ec254.png

Shit...I know every line to that movie. :lol

[Old School Chic]

Shit...I know every line to that movie. :lol


Cool movie :tu

[jman3000]

80s sucked ... but i was born there

[Old School Chic]

80s sucked ... but i was born there

So that's why they suck... :lol

[Gatita]

Que haces despierta?

[Old School Chic]

Que haces despierta?

Quien yo?

[jman3000]

spanish is the talk of the devil

[Old School Chic]

spanish is the talk of the devil

:devil

[Gatita]

Quien yo?

Si tu.

No mas no puedo dormir. Ya son semanas que tengo las horas revueltas.

[Gatita]

spanish is the talk of the devil

Don't hate... you ignorant hick.

[Old School Chic]

Si tu.

No mas no puedo dormir. Ya son semanas que tengo las horas revueltas.

Por el trabajo?
I can't sleep because I drank I large tea around 9pm. (good going)
Otherwise I'd be under my comfy sheets. I hate being up this late.

[Gatita]

Por el trabajo?
I can't sleep because I drank I large tea around 9pm. (good going)
Otherwise I'd be under my comfy sheets. I hate being up this late.

Si.

Que cuentas? Noticias nuevas?

[Old School Chic]

Si.

Que cuentas? Noticias nuevas?

Te gusta el trabajo que haces?
Nada nuevo. Solamente el que no puedo dormir :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...I'm lost.

[Gatita]

Te gusta el trabajo que haces?
Nada nuevo. Solamente el que no puedo dormir :lol

Ayudando la gente enferma...claro que si.

[Old School Chic]

Shit...I'm lost.

:lol

[jman3000]

voice.. of .. the devil

[Old School Chic]

Ayudando la gente enferma...claro que si.


Eso es lo importante. El que te guste lo que haces. No tiene chiste trabajar en algo que no te gusta por que despues te aburres. :tu

[Old School Chic]

voice.. of .. the devil


Would you stop with that. I don't want to have nightmares when I do decide to go to sleep. :lol

[Gatita]

Eso es lo importante. El que te guste lo que haces. No tiene chiste trabajar en algo que no te gusta por que despues te aburres. :tu

Aburrida? Yo? :lol

Es demasiado el trabajo...no me quejo. :)

[jman3000]

voice of the devil...

lived eht fo eciov

[Old School Chic]

Aburrida? Yo? :lol

Es demasiado el trabajo...no me quejo. :)

Dicen que el trabajo es lo mas bendito que nos da Dios. Yo trabajo en las oficinas de at&t center. Me gusta por que es very laid back and my Boss is sooooo cool! Todos los dias le doy gracias a Dios por mi trabajito.

JMAN thinks we are speaking the evil language :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...I'm lost.

[Gatita]

Dicen que el trabajo es lo mas bendito que nos da Dios. Yo trabajo en las oficinas de at&t center. Me gusta por que es very laid back and my Boss is sooooo cool! Todos los dias le doy gracias a Dios por mi trabajito.

JMAN thinks we are speaking the evil language :lol

Yo pienso lo mismo. Es una bendicion andar con los pacientes en sus tiempos de necesidad. :)

:lol @ jman.

[jman3000]

i dont know japanse but if i did id speak it

[Old School Chic]

I thought you knew Spanish

[Old School Chic]

Yo pienso lo mismo. Es una bendicion andar con los pacientes en sus tempos de necesidad. :)


:tu

[Gatita]

I thought jman was Mexicle. :lol

[jman3000]

i'm jap

100 %

:fro

[Old School Chic]

i'm jap

100 %

:fro


Don't start lying like Norcal :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...I'm lost.

[jman3000]

gatita is spanish for stupid

[Old School Chic]

gatita is spanish for stupid


I smell funeral for JMAN

[Gatita]

jman is spanish for joto.

What is your point?

[jman3000]

joto is spansih shit

[jman3000]

joto is spanish for joto

[Old School Chic]

jman is spanish for joto.

What is your point?

:lol

[Old School Chic]

http://icons.iconator.com/988/ICONATOR_8844abc084476567312de1eaa7be5e25.jpg







PEACE

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...I'm lost.

[jman3000]

i'm lost down every road i follow

[jman3000]

where did all you guys go?

[Silver21_Black20]

where did all you guys go?

You drove everyone away...Fucker!!!

[jman3000]

what are you doing?

[Silver21_Black20]

what are you doing?

I don't know. I should be asleep.

[jman3000]

not yet

[Silver21_Black20]

Soon.

[jman3000]

whatever

[jman3000]

haha ... i should go to sleep ... looks like a made a total ass outta myself.

[Insomniac]

damn

[batman2883]

i love boobs,boobs are nice

[Spam]

Me too..real or fake as long as their nice.

[Old School Chic]

i love boobs,boobs are nice

http://icons.iconator.com/79/ICONATOR_f1adcd38254098835f68f11ec1f8533e.png

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you all

[Squid]

(random natural squid noises)

[Blanche Devereaux]

I had the worst lover last night. His name was Mark and he was a tall mexican guy that claimed to have bad knees. Honey he came quicker than a rabbit in a Georgia barn.

[Rocky Dennis]

I had the worst lover last night. His name was Mark and he was a tall mexican guy that claimed to have bad knees. Honey he came quicker than a rabbit in a Georgia barn.

I fucked him too. He is terrible.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

Dude...if you say something right now...I promise I won't tell midge. Just type something, anything.

[timvp]

Assistant trainer: Barbaro in 'good frame of mind'

:jack

[ashbeeigh]

It's like watching paint dry waiting for this 1billups1 to post.

[NASpurs]

Is that one of your hardware store related phrases?

[ShoogarBear]

Assistant trainer: Barbaro in 'good frame of mind'

:jack

I would be too if I was looking forward to the rest of my life as a stud.

[Jekka]

Is that one of your hardware store related phrases?

No, that's just a retarded ashbeeigh related phrase.

[NASpurs]

ashbeeigh is a waste of the human mind. She might as well be a vegetable.

[NZHayden]

did anyone miss me

[oh crap]

^^you were gone?

[NZHayden]

yeah for bout two months

[Das Texan]

this thread gets more off the wall as each day goes by.

[katyon6th]

I did, NZ. Where the fuck have you been?

[jman3000]

whats everybody doing today?

[CuckingFunt]

whats everybody doing today?
Recovering.

[LuvBones]

I lost my keys! :(

[jman3000]

i will find them

[jman3000]

your keysthat is

[LuvBones]

:)

I just want to get out of the house! Now that I finally can.. I can't find my keys.

[CuckingFunt]

:)

I just want to get out of the house! Now that I finally can.. I can't find my keys.
Did you retrace your steps from the last time you had them?

[jman3000]

sucker

[LuvBones]

Yeah, I think my dad took them from me. He says he didn't. I can't go far back enough to retrace b/c I haven't been able to drive in like 3 weeks now.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, I think my dad took them from me. He says he didn't. I can't go far back enough to retrace b/c I haven't been able to drive in like 3 weeks now.
That sucks.

My keys get put in one place and one place only. If they ever are placed somewhere else, I'm fucked.

[LuvBones]

That sucks.

My keys get put in one place and one place only. If they ever are placed somewhere else, I'm fucked.
same here... I always keep mine hanging on the wall by my door. I've gotten so used to putting them there that I know if they're not there it's because someone took them! http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/madrun.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

whats everybody doing today?

What are you doing today?

[jman3000]

What are you doing today?
:blah :blah :blah

[Silver21_Black20]

Geezus!!!

Dude...shut the fuck up!!

[jman3000]

you guys are mean

[Old School Chic]

Geezus!!!

Dude...shut the fuck up!!


:tu :gpower

[jman3000]

well fuck...

[jman3000]

you guys are mean.. i didnt even say nothing

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh...shut it!

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you drinking again? :drunk

[jman3000]

im an :angel i dont need to drink

[CuckingFunt]

im an :angel i dont need to drink
Heaven seems dreadfully boring to me. I always assumed angels were alcoholics.

[jman3000]

angles only drink jesus blood. and eat jesus crackers

[CuckingFunt]

angles only drink jesus blood. and eat jesus crackers
That, also, seems dreadfully boring.

[jman3000]

jesus crackers are good with french onion dip

[CuckingFunt]

jesus crackers are good with french onion dip
I guess, but... for all of eternity? Boring.

[jman3000]

jesus crackers are good when you drink jesus wine.. its all holy .. so whatever

[CuckingFunt]

Where does Michael Jackson's Jesus juice fit in?

Is that what dead baby angels drink?

[jman3000]

michael jackson is weird..forget him

blingy was putting pictures of dead cats... wtf?

[CuckingFunt]

michael jackson is weird..forget him
I've been trying to for 15 years.

[jman3000]

remeber the time?

[oh crap]

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oh shit


good to see you guys staying true to the oh shit curse

[oh crap]

has anyone ever lost a tooth? a friend of mine lost a tooth in a fight recently. it's gone. it was a front tooth. sucks for him.

[jman3000]

i have dreams where i lose a tooth... i have it when i wake up and i know its just a dream

[oh crap]

no shit? I thought I was the only one who had dreams like that. Makes you appreciate those fuckers a bit more. so anyways, the gap in his mouth is hard to not stare at. not very appealing either.

[oh crap]

and see what happened was he went to the e.r. after it happened hoping they could put it back in. what he didn't take into account was that it was a fucking e.r. so he ended up waiting for like 3 hours to be seen. by that time the doctor said it was to late. he said it had to be put back in within an hour. the dude looks totally fucked up now.

[jman3000]

im like 'man i dont have a tooth' then i wake up .. and i have it.. its weird stuff.

[oh crap]

hi jekka

[Jekka]

Ahahaha I love Cucking Funt.

[Jekka]

Hey oh shit, how are you this evening?

[oh crap]

i'm hangin in there... trying to stay more alive than this thread

[oh crap]

how are you this evening?

[Jekka]

It's good to keep your standards low, they're more attainable that way.

[jman3000]

oh shit = sandra?

[Jekka]

Oh I'm great. My food of choice is currently nacho Doritos if that's any clue of my current state.

[oh crap]

you know, I am more of a spicy nachos dorito kind of person these days. on that note, does anyone else miss the old doritos bags?

[jman3000]

does oh shit like dr pepper?

[oh crap]

sometimes salsa is awesome. sometimes, especially if it involves a tex-mex resturaunt it is highly overrated.

[Jekka]

I debated on the spicy, but decided to go with the original craving.

And yeah, I like the old Doritos bag - the new ones are crappy.

[Jekka]

Salsa rules.

[oh crap]

dr.pepper goes good with pizza. more into orange flavored sodas if I am going that route.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I could drink orange Crush all day.

[Jekka]

I like Andre with pizza. Pizza + alcoholic soda = good.

[oh crap]

I like the way you think, Jekka. Not familiar with andre.. is it anything like sparks?

[jman3000]

oh shit isnt sandra .. i was wrong, sorry

[Jekka]

I have never had Sparks, but Andre is awesome. It's marketed as a cheap alternative for Champagne, but really it is cheap alcoholic soda. Especially the strawberry variety.

[oh crap]

cheap + alcohol= my kind of drink

[Jekka]

I'm selective about cheap alcohol. I don't drink Franzia. I'd have to be really far gone already to consider it.

[oh crap]

I could drink orange Crush all day.

hey thats some pretty good stuff. always been a sunkist fan.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

What, a box of wine doesn't entice you?

[oh crap]

the only cheap alcohol I am selective about is skol vodka. never have I known for a fact I will have a hangover the next day like when I drink it. never again.

[Jekka]

No, I'm too much of a wine snob. Yet ironically I will drink Andre. I don't pretend to understand, I just blame it on the estrogen.

[oh crap]

then again their main product being tobacco, I should know not to trust their liquor.

[Jekka]

Skol makes vodka?

[oh crap]

they shouldn't. bars sell it as wells drinks and you can buy a huge liter bottle at the liquor store for dirt cheap. it's not worth the 9 bucks.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I never drank wine up until a few years ago. Now, I fucking love it. Bottles of St. Clement, Duck's Pond and North Star have been killed recently...

[oh crap]

What, a box of wine doesn't entice you?


wine in general does not entice me. a box of wine.... well, maybe. I could certainly make a night of it.

[Jekka]

Wine is awesome. Winemaking is an artform.

[oh crap]

monday looms

[oh crap]

Wine is awesome. Winemaking is an artform.

I wasn't convinced of that until i saw the movie sideways. I really want to learn more about it.

[Jekka]

Shhhhh if you don't talk about it maybe Monday will never come.

[oh crap]

hey cuckingfunt

[Jekka]

Read Mark Oldman's Guide to Wine - it's the best intro to wine book out there.

[CuckingFunt]

Ahahaha I love Cucking Funt.
Who doesn't?

[oh crap]

is that how it works? when I was younger I always got way to trashed to know what day it was. never knew there was an easier route.

[oh crap]

the absence of jman and sandra is liberating...

[CuckingFunt]

hey cuckingfunt
Howdy.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Indeed, it is. I posted these in another thread:

http://i2.tinypic.com/207qhjo.jpg

http://i2.tinypic.com/207qh5w.jpg