Oh Shit!!! (4)

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[TOP-CHERRY]

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[TOP-CHERRY]

heehee

[TOP-CHERRY]

I had a fun time entertaining myselfs.

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[TOP-CHERRY]

I think I used the wrong whose.

Ah, well.

[TOP-CHERRY]

It's lies that I'm the only one up.

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you sleepy bastards.

[batman2883]

come back lucy

[katyon6th]

Lucy's gone off her fucking rocker, I'd say.

[jman3000]

:lol @ El Borracho avatar ... I used to own at Mexican bingo ... and you'd always play with ghetto ass markers, like beans, shredded up pieces of paper, beads, or pennies.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd like the #7 with no onions and no tomatoes. I'd like to add cheese and 2 slices of bacon with a Dr. Pepper.

Thank You!







Hello?






Bastards!?!?!?!?!?

[LuvBones]

:lol @ El Borracho avatar ... I used to own at Mexican bingo ... and you'd always play with ghetto ass markers, like beans, shredded up pieces of paper, beads, or pennies.
It's lotería! Did you ever play for money? :lol @ using beans for markers. I remember that.

[jman3000]

It's lotería! Did you ever play for money? :lol @ using beans for markers. I remember that.

I think we just played for pride ... money? wtf? If you're playing Mexican bingo in the first place you have no damn money to spare :madrun

:lol


LuvBones :spin

[Silver21_Black20]

"Get your sexy on..."

[midgetonadonkey]

I think SilverBlack is a great individual.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think SilverBlack is a great individual.

Eh...I'm aiiight!!



Thanks though. ;)

[midgetonadonkey]

I lost my water bottle. How will I stay hydrated now?

[Melmart1]

Drink the water from your bong.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's nasty.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd rather drink my own piss than drink bong water.

[Melmart1]

Hey, you asked for suggestions to stay hydrated. Not stay hydrated AND enjoy it. You must be more specific.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mel is a douche sometimes.

[katyon6th]

Someone's baby smelled like shit in Macy's and the bitch mom didn't have the courtesy to go change her. What the fuck? I don't want to smell that baby's shit. Goddamn some people.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should've offered to change the baby yourself.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to make sure my kid smells like shit, just to piss people off.

[katyon6th]

I said 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwww' and walked away.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you hit the baby?

[2Blonde]

Maybe it was the mom that shit her pants and not the baby.:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like punching a baby.

[katyon6th]

I should've hit the mom.

With my fist.

[2Blonde]

I feel like punching a baby.You better watch it with that kind of talk Midge. Someone might turn you in.:rolleyes

If you're gonna say stuff like that at least change your screen name to Loser the Abuser.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

Imagine if I was turned in for every fucked up thing I've ever said. I wouldn't have made it past 100 posts before getting locked up.

[2Blonde]

haha

Imagine if I was turned in for every fucked up thing I've ever said. I wouldn't have made it past 100 posts before getting locked up.
Well that's a world I don't want to live in.

[midgetonadonkey]

I located my water bottle. I can now properly hydrate myself.

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss having Horry around. He is the most entertaining douchebag to ever post.

[midgetonadonkey]

jman3000 is a poor man's Horry.

[midgetonadonkey]

Once a month my snatch bleeds. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I drank too much cum and had to get my stomach pumped. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that dead princess Mario! Fuck her hard! Yeah!!

[midgetonadonkey]

My dad is shorter than my mom. I bet it looked a lot like my avatar when he banged her from behind.

[midgetonadonkey]

My dad has a moustache too.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't think he got a free man with every hump though.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn my beard looks badass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Katy is amusing. I wish she would post more often.

[midgetonadonkey]

Cherry is missed.

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/MeganAnderson.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

That's more like it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman is a jerk. He stays over at my house and then doesn't even call me the next day. He's a whore.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck?

[midgetonadonkey]

I pushed an old lady once. She fell. I laughed.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7524/midgetgolfdr2.jpg

That midget chick is kind of hot.

[Melmart1]

Those midgets need some donkeys. They wouldnt be as cool as midge, though.

[oh crap]

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oh shit

[oh crap]

so i wonder if the special olympics has retard boxing

[oh crap]

that would be sorta cool to see some tards try to knock eachother out

[oh crap]

it's friday and I want to get drunk

[oh crap]

then, come to think about it, being friday has absolutely nothing to do with me wanting to get drunk

[oh crap]

some of midge's ideas are gold

[oh crap]

speaking of shitty smelling babies, my new boss at work has the worst breath i have ever fucking smelled

[oh crap]

it literally is offensive. he gave me a review the other day and i wanted to puke in his fucking face. the guy carries himself like he is the shit yet it smells like he hadn't brushed his choppers in a coupla years.

[oh crap]

the fucking douche. what the fuck is that shit? if you are in the position of power, learn general fucking hygene

[oh crap]

why does honda have acura and nissan have infinity? obviously they are the poor mans version of each, but couldn't they just have different classes for that?

[oh crap]

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oh shit


the guest that was previously viewing was ran off. fuck off, guest. you weren't wanted anyways

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't care much for oh shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't care much for him at all.

[oh crap]

^^well, to bad this isn't the quattro or such a comment may have "ran me off" so to speak. cliques are overated anyways. oh shit cares not your opinion of him. that is all.

[jman3000]

I'm gonna make a troll named "$500-600 Million Dollar Development Planned for northwest San Antonio" and see how far that will take me.

[jman3000]

or I won't ... whatever.

[ORION]

Hi guys I new here. How is everyone ?

[Squid]

I squirt ink.

[ORION]

I'm a muff diver

[Silver21_Black20]

Somebody bring me Whataburger.

[NASpurs]

Do you need scuba gear for this kind of diving?

[ORION]

anyone who wants to ball in new braunfels tomorrow at 12:30 let me know

[ORION]

Do you need scuba gear for this kind of diving?
just a snorkel. maybe a bowie knife

[jman3000]

Somebody bring me Whataburger.

pm me your address...

[ORION]

Somebody bring me Whataburger.
number 5 with jalapenos. I be right there. almost every meal I've had this week had jalapenos in it.

[Squid]

I represent the west coast bitches.

[ORION]

I represent the west coast bitches.
I was in San Diego last week. I loved it !

[Silver21_Black20]

I be right there.


I'd like the #7 with no onions and no tomatoes. I'd like to add cheese and 2 slices of bacon with a Dr. Pepper.

[Squid]

I was in San Diego last week. I loved it !

Really? I have family there. Did you spend any time at the beach?

[ORION]

Really? I have family there. Did you spend any time at the beach?
you might want to check on them because I saw some dudes fishing off the cliffs and they were using squid

[NASpurs]

I think squid should insert some random squid noises. Those are always soothing.

[ORION]

SB why just 2 slices of bacon ? I mean bacon makes the burger

[ORION]

I think squid should insert some random squid noises. Those are always soothing.
what does a squid sound like ?

[Silver21_Black20]

SB why just 2 slices of bacon ? I mean bacon makes the burger

Yea...just two slices, that's all my burger needs.

You kick ass ORION!!!!

[NASpurs]

what does a squid sound like ?Like this:

*insert squid noises*

[ORION]

Yea...just two slices, that's all my burger needs.

You kick ass ORION!!!!
I just try and stay consistant. no jalapenos ? who wants a mustache ride ?

[NASpurs]

someone here should stay away from the Troll forum. That's all I'm going to say

[NASpurs]

I like to put orions in my burger.

[ORION]

someone here should stay away from the Troll forum. That's all I'm going to say
I'm sorry. I was just trying to fit in

[ORION]

I like to put orions in my burger.
:lol
I'm glad you said it like that instead of orions between your buns

[NASpurs]

Don't worry, I'm not jman. After all, he likes the chorizo in his butt.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just try and stay consistant. no jalapenos ? who wants a mustache ride ?

You can add jalapenos to my burger.

[Squid]

Do you want me to ink in your burger?

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you want me to ink in your burger?

Fucking Aye!!

[ORION]

Don't worry, I'm not jman. After all, he likes the chorizo in his butt.
:lol
yeah when I read that it was the perfect example of walking into the middle of a conversation at the wrong time.

[jman3000]

fuck that ... i now know 3x as much spanish as i did just a few short hours ago.

[angel_luv]

My Aunt just sent me this in an e-mail. Come get your random information fix. :)

Did You Know...

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT". (Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say ...... a e I O U)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.(however there is no longer a Canadian two dollar bill....they are coins)

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did th at)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

...Now you know everything!
(Too bad you died of boredom trying to read through the whole thing :lol )

[NASpurs]

I learned the left handed typing technique while having something in my right hand. :tu

[katyon6th]

There are more chickens than people in the world.


I'm now scared of chickens taking over the world.

They'll fucking eat us all.

[angel_luv]

I'm now scared of chickens taking over the world.

They'll eat us all.


Blame Pamela Anderson , who doesn't want us to eat chicken.

http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/anderson-vid.asp

[katyon6th]

I like how you left the word 'fucking' out when you quoted me, Angel.

Too funny.

[NASpurs]

Speaking of which, I'm eating a chicken breast today. Gotta keep the chicken population down.

[angel_luv]

:angel

[SpursWoman]

I had grilled chicken for lunch and dinner last night. I'm doing my part. :tu

[NASpurs]

My dog threw up on the carpet. :pctoss

[angel_luv]

I had grilled chicken for lunch and dinner last night. I'm doing my part. :tu


Now I am craving fried chicken. :)

[jman3000]

It's raining across the street ... but it's not raining here ... freaky shit.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Should I give in and sleep with the married woman or stand firm? It would be an easier decision if I didn't know her husband...

Decisions, decisions...

[Kori Ellis]

It's raining across the street ... but it's not raining here ... freaky shit.

It was pouring at my house. (But I'm sure you know that)

[Kori Ellis]

Should I give in and sleep with the married woman or stand firm? It would be an easier decision if I didn't know her husband...

Decisions, decisions...

No dumbass, you shouldn't sleep with her.

:angel

[CuckingFunt]

Should I give in and sleep with the married woman or stand firm?
Why's it an either/or thing? I've found that sleeping with someone, married or not, is a lot easier if you stand firm.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No dumbass, you shouldn't sleep with her.

:angel

Oh, but that isn't very fun, now is it?

She throws herself at me every time I see her. Married women are a funny breed...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Why's it an either/or thing? I've found that sleeping with someone, married or not, is a lot easier if you stand firm.

Repeatedly.

[LuvBones]

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Hey! What's up? It's okay to post something you know? It's just us in here. ;)

[LuvBones]

Ehhh... I tried.

[ShoogarBear]

1Billiups1
Total Posts: 45
Join Date: 08-24-2005
Last Post: 08-25-2005

The Legend grows.

[midgetonadonkey]

Two gay dudes just shook hands and then made their fingers snap upon release. They looked really gay to begin with but that handshake made them seem 10 times gayer. On the same level with jman gay.

[NASpurs]

Two gay dudes just shook hands and then made their fingers snap upon release. They looked really gay to begin with but that handshake made them seem 10 times gayer. On the same level with jman gay.You can't get any gayer than that.

I let chesterthemolester fuck me in the culo :smokin

-jman

[katyon6th]

Should I give in and sleep with the married woman or stand firm? It would be an easier decision if I didn't know her husband...

Decisions, decisions...

Is she hot? Do you think her husband is capable of cutting off your dick? Do you own a gun?

These are all questions that should be taken into consideration to properly assess your situation.

Let me know.

[Melmart1]

Eh. I once dated a married man. Of course, I didn't know he was married until his wife called me. Not worth the drama, I tell you.

It's much easier when you turn to same-sex though. Generally marriage is not an issue :)

[jman3000]

I too once had an affair with a married woman ... but for obvious reasons I can't talk about it on this forum.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ah geez...Big-Macs kick ass!!

[NASpurs]

SB likes saying kick ass which kicks ass!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

NASpurs...you Kick Ass!!!!

[NASpurs]

Not as much as you SB because you're the OG ass kicker!!!

[jman3000]

Not as much as you SB because you're the OG ass kicker!!!

you fucking brown noser ... 2120 is lame.

[jman3000]

Ah geez...Big-Macs kick ass!!

you better not eat mine... i'll kick your ass.

for real.

[NASpurs]

you fucking brown noser ... 2120 is lame.:lol says the man-whore

[jman3000]

pendejo

[NASpurs]

puto

[Silver21_Black20]

you fucking brown noser ... 2120 is lame.

Bitch...didn't you start a thread titled "Lame".....Exactly!

[jman3000]

Bitch...didn't you start a thread titled "Lame".....Exactly!
Exactly!

[NASpurs]

I think jman enjoys SB calling him bitch. Turns him on I read somewhere.

[Silver21_Black20]

Justin Timberlake's song "Sexyback" totally grew on me. Justin Kicks Ass!!!!

[jman3000]

2120 is lame.



Justin Timnerlake's song "Sexyback" totally grew on me. Justin Kicks Ass!!!!

[jman3000]

I think jman enjoys SB calling him bitch. Turns him on I read somewhere.

she doesn't have to call me bitch to turn me on.

[ShoogarBear]

Ouch. Advantage jman.

[NASpurs]

:lmao Justin Timberlake

This thread has been forever tainted.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao Justin Timberlake

This thread has been forever tainted.

What? :lol

batman is a huge Justin Timberlake fan. He e-sang his songs in the Q all the time.

[NASpurs]

What? :lol

batman is a huge Justin Timberlake fan. He e-sang his songs in the Q all the time.:lol I don't even know how to respond to that

I heard Justin Timberlake might be in the new Indiana Jones movie. Guess what movie I'll probably not watch? :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol I don't even know how to respond to that

I heard Justin Timberlake might be in the new Indiana Jones movie. Guess what movie I'll probably not watch? :tu

Shit...I'd watch Justin sleep if I could, though I'd probably rape him.

[jman3000]

Shit...I'd watch Justin sleep if I could, though I'd probably rape him.

:sleep

i'm not justin ... but you know ... whatever.

[CuckingFunt]

I've learned that watching people sleep is nowhere near as endearing as one would think.

[NASpurs]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I wouldn't mind getting raped by SB while I'm sleeping

[jman3000]

I've learned that watching people sleep is nowhere near as endearing as one would think.

mainly because it's not so peaceful ... snoring, drooling, snorting ... (and these are just things i've seen girls do) ... are all happening.

[NASpurs]

Doesn't jman watch timvp and Kori while they sleep?

[jman3000]

they go to sleep at like 5 in the morning ... i may be obsessive ... but not that bad.

[CuckingFunt]

mainly because it's not so peaceful ... snoring, drooling, snorting ... (and these are just things i've seen girls do) ... are all happening.
Drooling is especially bad. If particularly smitten, you can forgive certain snores/snorts for being somewhat cute. There's no way to see drooling as anything other than drooling, though.

[jman3000]

I'm guilty of talking in my sleep ... but I'm proud to say I don't snore.

I probably drool a bit though.

[NASpurs]

they go to sleep at like 5 in the morning ... i may be obsessive ... but not that bad.http://www.dionysians.org/forum/images/smilies/jerkoff.gif outside their window while they're sleeping

[NASpurs]

Drooling is especially bad. If particularly smitten, you can forgive certain snores/snorts for being somewhat cute. There's no way to see drooling as anything other than drooling, though.Snoring and snorting are cute? I rather they drool than do any of those. At least I would be able to get some sleep.

[CuckingFunt]

Snoring and snorting are cute? I rather they drool then do any of those. At least I would be able to get some sleep.
Full on, rumbling, earth shattering snores are not cute, no. Dainty little sleepy noises can be, however.

[jman3000]

it's creepy anyway to stare at somebody when they are sleeping ... i did it for like 10 seconds once and i felt weird.

[NASpurs]

Full on, rumbling, earth shattering snores are not cute, no. Dainty little sleepy noises can be, however.Ah I get you. How about them farting in their sleep? Do you tell them?

[Silver21_Black20]

OMG...I went to Houston, on a bus, a couple weeks back for work. Two minutes after we left the parking lot this one dude falls alseep. He is sitting across from me on the right side and this fucker snored like there was no tomorrow. Every few minutes he would snore so hard, saliva spewed from his mouth. I was so fucking grossed out. He went on like this for the whole fucking drive to Houston.

[jman3000]

OMG...I went to Houston, on a bus, a couple weeks back for work. Two minutes after we left the parking lot this one dude falls alseep. He is sitting across from me on the right side and this fucker snored like there was no tomorrow. Every few minutes he would snore so hard, saliva spewed from his mouth. I was so fucking grossed out. He went on like this for the whole fucking drive to Houston.

you have something else to attend to :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Ah I get you. How about them farting in their sleep? Do you tell them?
I usually try to avoid being the only person left awake, so it's not really an issue.

[CuckingFunt]

you have something else to attend to :madrun
Calm down, man-whore.

[NASpurs]

I've always been scared to fall asleep in class. What if I snore or accidently let one go? Or get one of those reactions that makes you jump when barely falling asleep?

I remember in high school a friend of mine falling asleep during a movie in class and he was snoring loud as hell. The whole class was just staring at him. :lol good times

[CuckingFunt]

I've always been scared to fall asleep in class. What if I snore or accidently let one go? Or get one of those reactions that makes you jump when barely falling asleep?

I remember in high school a friend of mine falling asleep during a movie in class and he was snoring loud as hell. The whole class was just staring at him. :lol good times
I don't sleep in public. It's just not allowed to happen. Class, bus, plane, train, car, passed out at a party... just not going to happen.

I have it on good authority that my sleep noises are limited to occasional whimpers/talking when in bed. I've been told, however, that I turn into a completely different creature if I fall asleep anywhere else.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hmmm...I don't think I drool, snore or fart when I'm asleep. At least I like to think I don't.

[jman3000]

Hmmm...I don't think I drool, snore or fart when I'm asleep. At least I like to think I don't.

you snore a little ... but not so much to the point it annoys me. you're pretty good with everything else.

[NASpurs]

I don't sleep in public. It's just not allowed to happen. Class, bus, plane, train, car, passed out at a party... just not going to happen.

I have it on good authority that my sleep noises are limited to occasional whimpers/talking when in bed. I've been told, however, that I turn into a completely different creature if I fall asleep anywhere else.Yeah I'm like that... call it paranoia, I don't care. I just won't do it.

[NASpurs]

Hmmm...I don't think I drool, snore or fart when I'm asleep. At least I like to think I don't.We could video tape you and find out? :tu

Wait, jman seems to know from the above post.

[Silver21_Black20]

you snore a little ... but not so much to the point it annoys me. you're pretty good with everything else.

Lies!

LIes!!

LIEs!!!

LIES!!!!

[NASpurs]

SB is going to pass 5,000 posts. Her 5,000th post will be memorable, I know that much.

[jman3000]

I have to pee really, really badly.

[NASpurs]

Uhhh..

[NASpurs]

Waaahhh

[jman3000]

i'm gonna take some pictures of things.

[Silver21_Black20]

SB is going to pass 5,000 posts. Her 5,000th post will be memorable, I know that much.

Shit...I didn't even realize that. 5,000 posts and I have been a member since October 2005 :oops

Maybe my 5,000th post will be a retirement post................retirement for a day :lol

I'll try and make it memorable though NASpurs ;)

[NASpurs]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now SB has quoted me with the typo!

[jman3000]

:lmao @ sandra quoting you again

hahahahahhahaha

[NASpurs]

There she got it. :lol

You kick ass SB!!

[NASpurs]

What the fuck is going on in here?

I hate the Oh Shit threads but I have to post in them now cuz it is the new QuattroWe could form up the Night Owls or something :lmao

[jman3000]

lame to try to recreate something from the past.

[NASpurs]

lame to try to recreate something from the past.TMNT?

[CuckingFunt]

What the fuck is going on in here?

I hate the Oh Shit threads but I have to post in them now cuz it is the new Quattro
Would that make it Quattro Dos?

[jman3000]

TMNT?

Exactly!

[CuckingFunt]

Exactly!
:lol

[NASpurs]

Shit...I didn't even realize that. 5,000 posts and I have been a member since October 2005 :oops

Maybe my 5,000th post will be a retirement post................retirement for a day :lol

I'll try and make it memorable though NASpurs ;)SB will fold under pressure. Chances are she won't notice the 5,000th post and screw it up :lol

[jman3000]

Yadadajigaman?

jigaman :lol

i feelz u mu ninja bluh

i meant to make my 3800th post special .. but this was it.... so now i'm gonna edit it until i come up with something i like.

or i could just leave it like this and not post again... and just continue to edit this ... that idea sounds like it'll work.

i need to learn to not bite my finger nails ... shit.

i wonder if i'm the only person in the forum to have killed a man?
i wonder if anybody will read this and find out....

we're looking for wives, so tired of sluts coming to us in the club with their cocaine...

I like mastadon ... their new album is gonna feature josh homme and omar from the mars volta... should be interesting.

[Silver21_Black20]

SB will fold under pressure. Chances are she won't notice the 5,000th post and screw it up :lol

I'll screw it up for sure :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So I just got home from the Slayer show..............
............boy, I miss the $40 I shelled out to get in the door for that exercise in bullshit.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

At least Mastodon will be coming back around in Sept. doing their own headlining tour.
They were the whole reason that I went to the show tonight to begin with.

[TheQuattro]

Would that make it Quattro Dos?

There will never be another Quattro.

[ShoogarBear]

Who is lamer, Justin Timberlake or N'Sync? Aren't we talking a few degrees above absolute zero either way?

[CuckingFunt]

Who is lamer, Justin Timberlake or N'Sync? Aren't we talking a few degrees above absolute zero either way?
N'Sync is significantly lamer just by volume.

Justin Timberlake has the lameness of one eternally pubescent boy band singer. N'Sync has the lameness of five.

[SpursWoman]

Who is lamer, Justin Timberlake or N'Sync? Aren't we talking a few degrees above absolute zero either way?


Oh, man ... I thought you were going to say 98 degrees above absolute zero. :fro

[ashbeeigh]

Justin Timberlake

This thread has been forever tainted.

[Silver21_Black20]

Justin Kicks Ass!!!!

Shit...I had all you bitches talking about Justin. And I know Shoog is a closet Justin fan.

[jman3000]

If anybodies in the closet about anything ... it's Justin Timberlake.

[Silver21_Black20]

If anybodies in the closet about anything ... it's Justin Timberlake.

Pfffffffftt!!!

See....even you like saying his name. Hmmmm.......

[jman3000]

Pfffffffftt!!!

See....even you like saying his name. Hmmmm.......

You're right ... I do like saying his name:

Justin Timberlake is gay.

Justin Timberlake tries to act black.

Justin Timberlake called his momma when he got Punk'd.

[Silver21_Black20]

You're right ... I do like saying his name:

Justin Timberlake is hot.

[jman3000]

I'd change that if I were you ...

:stirpot:

[ShoogarBear]

N'Sync is significantly lamer just by volume.

Justin Timberlake has the lameness of one eternally pubescent boy band singer. N'Sync has the lameness of five.
Shit, I just had to look up to find out that Timberlake was in N'Sync. I thought he was in the Backstreet Boys. Whatever. All lameness is the same.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit, I just had to look up to find out that Timberlake was in N'Sync. I thought he was in the Backstreet Boys. Whatever. All lameness is the same.

Riiiiiiight...

Nice cover up Shoog.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol I couldn't name a single Timberlake/N'Sync/Backdoor Boy song if you paid me.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol :lol :lol :lol













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You see people I'm not the only one

[jman3000]

que onde es guero?

[NASpurs]

Eva has a freckle or something on her ass. Am I looking at her ass a little too close? Could it be a watermelon seed? I wonder.

[jman3000]

it's what we call "genital warts"

[dirk4mvp]

Oh Shit

[midgetonadonkey]

jman knows all about genital warts.

[batman2883]

i, i just died in your arms tonight
it must have been something you said

[batman2883]

turn around
every now and then i get a little bit terrified
i see the fucking look in your eyes
and i need you now tonight
i fucking need you more than ever

[batman2883]

:lol I couldn't name a single Timberlake/N'Sync/Backdoor Boy song if you paid me.
you've might been hurt babe
and that aint no lie
you've seen them all come and go oh oh
i remember you told me
that it made you believe in no man no cry
maybe thats why
every little thing i do
never seems enough for you
you dont want to lose it again
but im not like them
baby when you finally
get to love somebody
guess what...its gonna be me

[batman2883]

you've got no choice babe
but to move on
and you know there aint no time to waste
futures to blind
to see
but in the end
you know its gonna be me
and you can't deny
so just tell me whyyyyyy
every little thing i do

[batman2883]

tuuuuuuu tu solo tuuuuuu

[batman2883]

when the son goes down
on my side of town
that lonesome feeling
comes through my door
and the whole world turns
blueeeeeeeee
theres a run down bar across the railroad tracks
there's a table for 2
way in the back
where i sit alone
and think of losing you
i spend most every night
beneath the light
of a neon moon

[batman2883]

oh if you lose your one and only
there's always room here for the lonely
see your broken dreams
dance in and out of a beam of a neon moon

[batman2883]

i see two young lovers
running wild and free
i close my eyes
and sometimes see
you in the shadows
of this smoke filled room
no telling how many tears ive sat here and cried
or how many lies
that ive lied
telling my poor heart
you'll come back someday
but ill be alright
as long as there's light
from a neon moon
ohhhhhhhhh

[batman2883]

if you lose your one and only
there's always room here for the lonely
watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beam
of a neon moon

[batman2883]

saying i love you
is not the words i want to hear from you
its not that i want you not to say but
if you only knew
how easy
it would be to show me how you feel
more than worrrrrds is all you ever needed me to show
then you wouldnt have to say
that you love me yeah
cause i'd already know

[batman2883]

i think were alone now
there doesnt seem to be anyone around
i think were alone now
the beating of our hearts are the only sound

[batman2883]

whoa if you'll be my bodyguard
i can be your long lost pal
you can call me betty
and betty when you call me i can call you al
a man walks down the street
and he asks why am i soft in the middle now
why am i soft in the middle now
when all of my life is so hard

[batman2883]

dont want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard

[batman2883]

sometimes its my life i can taste
sometimes i cannot feel my face
you'll never see me fall from grace
something takes a part of me
you and i were meant to be
a cheap fuck for me to lay
something takes apart of me!!!!!

[batman2883]

i dont want you to give it all up
and leave your whole life collecting dust
and i dont want you to feel sorry for me
you never gave us a chance to be
and when i got close
you walked away
nothing that i can do or say
i just want you to tell me the truth
you know id do that for you
so are you running awayyyyyyy ya
why are you running awayyyyy yeah eee yeah ha...

[batman2883]

i heard you're doing okay but i want you to know
im a dick, im addicted to you
i cant pretend i dont care when you dont say you love me
did you think i deserve this i tried to make you happy
but you left anyway

[katyon6th]

Just shut the fuck up already.

[batman2883]

dogo bery gatu mr robotu dogo (dogo) dogo(dogo)
thank you very much mr roboto
for helping me escape just when i needed to thank you
thank you thank you

[batman2883]

secret secret ive got a secret
ive got a secret ive been hiding under my skin
im not a hero im not a savior im just a man whos
circumstances went beyond me control beyond me control
beyond me control
i need control
beyond me control
i am the modern man
secret secret ive got secret
who hides behind a mask
secret secret ive got a secret
for no one else to see

[batman2883]

jumping music
slick dj's
fog machines
and laser rays
look out weekend cause
here i come
because weekends were
made for fun
i work hard
everyday
its all work
and no play
with my boss
on my back
he dont give me
any slack

[batman2883]

theres this girl on my block
she was on the my jock all around the clock
every where i went the little girl was there
it was like fatal attraction but i dont care
i said baby i need that stimulation
girl dont care about my reputation
i said hi, she said bye come on girl just give it a try
si me paro baby si me paro
si me paro no no no,
just give me that loving baby
no senor
yeah just pop them chonies baby
no senor

[batman2883]

old dan tucker was a mighty man
washed his face with a fryin pan
combed his hair with a wagon wheel
had a toothache in his heel so get out the way
old dan tucker
get out the way old dan tucker
get out the way old dan tucker
you're too late to get your supper

[batman2883]

another night another dream
but always you
its like a vision of love that seems to be true
another night another dream
but always you
in my night i dream of love so true
i talk talk i talk to you
in the night in your dreams

[batman2883]

im on a mission for dime pieces and sexy ladies
allow me to introduce you to my cl mercedes
its a star studded event when i valet park
open up my mouth and sunlight illuminates the dark
you seem the fours crawling
you see them screens falling
the disco ball in my mouth incinuates im balling

[batman2883]

mase aint the one that'll pay for your phone
mase be the one that'll take you home,
though im not the one who gave you the stones
on your days alone i can make you moan
everybody knows i got more bounce to the ounce
bad boy make more money than you can count
while im buying things taht you cant even pronounce
ill do it to your cat for a large amount
and when the beef comes you're nowhere to be found

[Melmart1]

Katy, I concur.

[jman3000]

Did 1Parker1 get her name from 1Billups1 or is it the other way around?

[ashbeeigh]

wow, please. That's almost as annoying as my lumber jokes. Almost.

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe I've been dense all this time, but tonight I noticed that Whole Foods is Lesbian Heaven.

[timvp]

Anyone have an update on Barbaro?

[ShoogarBear]

He wasn't in the fresh meat section at Whole Foods.

[Melmart1]

Damn, thanks for the pick-up tip, Shoog! :)

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, thanks for the pick-up tip, Shoog! :)
Ditto.

[katyon6th]

Fucking lesbians.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking lesbians.
... is fun.

[atlfan25]

You bitches were made for each other.

[atlfan25]

I am speaking of melmart1 and fuckingcunt.

[Melmart1]

Don't hate, Roid Rager.

[atlfan25]

Shut The Fuck Up And Go Taste Each Other's Butch Juice

[Melmart1]

Shut the fuck up and come over and watch. You know you want to.

[CuckingFunt]

Shut The Fuck Up And Go Taste Each Other's Butch Juice
Um... butch juice?

[atlfan25]

That's right.

[CuckingFunt]

What if I'm not butch? Would I still produce "butch juice"?

I'm genuinely curious. This new term fascinates me.