Oh Shit!!! (4)

[CuckingFunt]

If I were going to pick a type of insect that could most possibly be the devil's spawn, it would be the potato bug.

And, I second katy, what the fuck is a click beetle?

[katyon6th]

LJ, I brought skittles for you yesterday just in case. I'm glad I didn't have to use them.

[Jekka]

Hey Jess, did you color your hair? It looked different yesterday.

I lightened some of it a little bit, but not that much. It was the result of boredom and a trip to Walgreens.

[MannyIsGod]

I bet doo doo bugs are attracted to you, ashbeeigh. You know, those bugs that swarm around horse shit and stuff.

I don't know, I'm just guessing.:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

Son of a bitch I'm starving but I can't eat. I've eaten a bowl and a half of soup and a large fries from whataburger in 3 or 4 days or whatever it's been now.

:pctossEat motherfucker. I bet if you force yourself to eat you'll feel better.



































































































Don't come bitching to me if you puke though. :lol

[katyon6th]

I lightened some of it a little bit, but not that much. It was the result of boredom and a trip to Walgreens.

I have such a good eye. It looks nice.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have such a good eye. It looks nice.

Too bad your eyes couldn't see my shirt and remember to bring it.

[Jekka]

I have such a good eye. It looks nice.
Gracias! I think you're the first person to notice it :lol

[katyon6th]

Fuck you, Blaze, I didn't even bring my own.

And I said I was sorry!

[CuckingFunt]

My hair is back to it's natural color (almost) for the first time in months, and yesterday my sweet, observant grandmother took the time to tell me she didn't like the new color choice.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck you, Blaze, I didn't even bring my own.

And I said I was sorry!

You should be thanking me... I didn't even heckle you at the plate.

[katyon6th]

You should be thanking me... I didn't even heckle you at the plate.

Yes you fucking did! And I think it was right before I struck out. How embarrassing, I struck out in slow pitch softball.

All because of you!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yes you fucking did! And I think it was right before I struck out. How embarrassing, I struck out in slow pitch softball.

All because of you!

I did not heckle you at all!

Ask Jess.

I yelled nothing but encouragement.

[SpursWoman]

And, I second katy, what the fuck is a click beetle?
:lmao

They are these bugs that jump pretty far and make a pretty loud clicking noise. Chris caught one outside and was making it jump on my arm. They are some pretty strong little fuckers. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

Too bad your eyes couldn't see my shirt and remember to bring it.

Blaze bitching at someone about not being able to see.

That's classic. :)

[katyon6th]

They sound like ashbeeigh's kind of bug, annoying as hell.

[Kori Ellis]

They sound like ashbeeigh's kind of bug, annoying as hell.

Yeah I think ashbeeigh is the scientific name for them :angel

[katyon6th]

Blaze bitching at someone about not being able to see.

That's classic. :)

I was waiting for someone to comment on that, but since I have the Asian eyes, I didn't think it'd be appropriate for me to do so.

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao

They are these bugs that jump pretty far and make a pretty loud clicking noise. Chris caught one outside and was making it jump on my arm. They are some pretty strong little fuckers. :lol
Oh, okay.

Yucky, but far from devil spawn.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Blaze bitching at someone about not being able to see.

That's classic. :)

You all only think i have a problem seeing. They may be small, but I can still see.

I saw Katy strike out.

[Kori Ellis]

I was waiting for someone to comment on that, but since I have the Asian eyes, I didn't think it'd be appropriate for me to do so.

:lmao

Yeah I almost said something like, "I know Katy is Chinese too, but you have no room to talk about not being able to see." :lol Then I thought that it wouldn't be nice to call you Chinese.

[jman3000]

Dogfish Head beer is kinda pricey .. but it's 12% ... so I guess it's worth it.

[jman3000]

I was waiting for someone to comment on that, but since I have the Asian eyes, I didn't think it'd be appropriate for me to do so.

:lmao

Asian eyes are hot. real exotic looking

[SpursWoman]

How embarrassing, I struck out in slow pitch softball.

I've struck out a couple of times...I didn't realize I should be embarrassed. I'll have to remember in the future to not let the ump get hit in the balls on a pass ball. :spin

[Kori Ellis]

Asian eyes are hot. real exotic looking

Now you are trying to fuck Katy too?



























(Or are you trying to fuck, Blaze?)

[Jekka]

My hair is back to it's natural color (almost) for the first time in months, and yesterday my sweet, observant grandmother took the time to tell me she didn't like the new color choice.

My hair hadn't been its natural color in years until I decided to donate it and it couldn't be chemically processed. I'm not too crazy about my natural color but it's alright. I started finding my first grays when I started growing it out au natural though, and that kind of pissed me off.

[jman3000]

whatever kori

ttyl

[CuckingFunt]

My hair hadn't been its natural color in years until I decided to donate it and it couldn't be chemically processed. I'm not too crazy about my natural color but it's alright. I started finding my first grays when I started growing it out au natural though, and that kind of pissed me off.
I really like my natural color and had resisted the urge to do anything to it for years. Finally gave in and got hooked, of course.

I did find a few grays the other day that I'm trying to convince myself are just really, REALLY light blonde highlights. I'm too young for even one gray hair, dammit.

[Kori Ellis]

whatever kori

ttyl

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

[CuckingFunt]

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif
Given the lack of an actual body, that little guy could do a lot more to himself than just jack off.

[Jekka]

I really like my natural color and had resisted the urge to do anything to it for years. Finally gave in and got hooked, of course.

I did find a few grays the other day that I'm trying to convince myself are just really, REALLY light blonde highlights. I'm too young for even one gray hair, dammit.

Yeah, Manny found my first one when I was twenty. At least now I can legally drink when I find new ones.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, Manny found my first one when I was twenty. At least now I can legally drink when I find new ones.
:lol

That's good.

I found one when I was about 22, and it was the only one I knew about for years. Now I'm 28 and I recently found that I've got several.

[oh crap]

linger ficking good. i'm sure nothing else would have done for you, cuckingfunt.

[oh crap]

I got a bunch of old shit I want to sell

[oh crap]

I was thinking about throwing a garage sale

[oh crap]

but its so much fucking work

[oh crap]

you know i was thinking, does anyone under 35 ever even go to fucking garage sales?

[oh crap]

chili cheese fritos rule

[oh crap]

11:15-- time to crack open a brew

[oh crap]

dos equis tonight

[CuckingFunt]

linger ficking good. i'm sure nothing else would have done for you, cuckingfunt.
Wish I could take credit for it.

[Jekka]

:lol

That's good.

I found one when I was about 22, and it was the only one I knew about for years. Now I'm 28 and I recently found that I've got several.
Yeah, I've got several at 22, and Manny keeps finding more every time we're in decent lighting. "Hey, did you know you have one here, too?"

Part of me wishes I'd just start going gray in streaks instead of the random errant wiry white hairs.

[oh crap]

fat boy slim-- did anyone like the guy?

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, I've got several at 22, and Manny keeps finding more every time we're in decent lighting. "Hey, did you know you have one here, too?"

Part of me wishes I'd just start going gray in streaks instead of the random errant wiry white hairs.
I used to wish I'd just go suddenly Cruella de Vil so that I could call it a style.

[CuckingFunt]

God dammit, it's hot.

Too fucking hot.

If I were Cher, I'd be melting.

[oh crap]

so jman- did that pricey beer work out?

[jman3000]

i had gray hair when i was like 5 but they went away.

[oh crap]

has anyone ever watched the show "strangers with candy" on the comedy channel?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

has anyone ever watched the show "strangers with candy" on the comedy channel?



Yes, its a very well written show, with perfect actors for the parts, and I plan on seeing the movie soon.

[oh crap]

stephen colbert is a fucking riot in it

[oh crap]

very well written. stumbled upon it on accident and got some pretty decent laughs out of it

[RashoFan]

dos equis tonight
Drink una por me.... thanks.....

[oh crap]

Drink una por me.... thanks.....


no prob. hell, I will drink a few for ya :drunk

[Gatita]

http://www.rumela.com/albums/amy_sedaris/amy_sedaris07.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I've never watched the show, but Amy Sedaris is hilarious.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think Dinello and Sedaris are equally as funny as Colbert. When I was in high school i tried to watch it and saw a scene in which Mr Jellyneck and Mr Noblet were getting it on in a bathroom stall. I labelled the show as gay and didn't watch it again. Then 4 or 5 years ago I tried to watch it again and realized it was the greatest stoner comedy of its time. The dialogue is classic.

They are just a very funny trio. They all wrote a book, "Wigfield" which is also pretty funny, dialogue based of course. Not related to Strangers, but still funny.

[oh crap]

that fat white kid in gatitas sig is pretty fucking creepy looking

[CuckingFunt]

Amy's brother, David Sedaris, is also a writer and is VERY funny. His books made me laugh out loud.

[Gatita]

that fat white kid in gatitas sig is pretty fucking creepy looking

He is hawt!

[oh crap]

I think Dinello and Sedaris are equally as funny as Colbert. When I was in high school i tried to watch it and saw a scene in which Mr Jellyneck and Mr Noblet were getting it on in a bathroom stall. I labelled the show as gay and didn't watch it again. Then 4 or 5 years ago I tried to watch it again and realized it was the greatest stoner comedy of its time. The dialogue is classic.

They are just a very funny trio. They all wrote a book, "Wigfield" which is also pretty funny, dialogue based of course. Not related to Strangers, but still funny.


I had no idea it had been out for so long until recently. barely saw my first episode a month or two back and it had me cracking up.

[oh crap]

I had no idea they were making a movie

[oh crap]

or has it already come out?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think David may have helped the trio out with the book Wigfield, in fact, he might have been the one to convince them to write it

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I had no idea they were making a movie


It came out a little while ago, but its in very limited release. Only 2 theatres in the entire dallas metroplex are showing it, and i know no theatres in austin are showing it. But I plan on cheifing hardcore and watching it very soon.

[CuckingFunt]

or has it already come out?
Already out in very limited release, I think.

[oh crap]

It came out a little while ago, but its in very limited release. Only 2 theatres in the entire dallas metroplex are showing it, and i know no theatres in austin are showing it. But I plan on cheifing hardcore and watching it very soon.


:tu may as well do it the right way

[ashbeeigh]

What the fuck is a click beetle

It was that flying bug that was in my room a while back. It's some type of bug that only comes out when it's dark, and when it jumps it makes that click noise, like SW said. And haha on that other bug remark. Y'all are a riot sometimes. Flat out jokers.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I wish they were showing it at Studio Movie Grill. That place is the shit on Tuesdays--half off margaritas..

[oh crap]

He is hawt!


seriously, i wonder what trailor park this kid calls home. only a mother could love a face like that. his yellow teeth and obesity are embarrassing enough, sans the hardcore persona he is trying to show. looks like your classic case of inbreeding at work.

[Gatita]

mucho funny.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

gatita should change her title to The Prodigal Spurstalker

[Gatita]

I wish they were showing it at Studio Movie Grill. That place is the shit on Tuesdays--half off margaritas..

Wednesdays are good too. Good price on the carafe of wine.

[Gatita]

gatita should change her title to The Prodigal Spurstalker

I stalk you all the time. I can't help myself.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Man gaining weight is so hard when your metabolism goes at light speed. It's funny cuz the weight I have gained, i could lose in like one, maybe two weeks.

My boss told me to drink beer and eat noodles constantly. It's making me so lazy and I sweat so easily too now. ugh its so hot out

[oh crap]

of the 10 guests viewing, i got vbookie that half are jacking off to how hot cuckingfunt's sexiness is

[Gatita]

Man gaining weight is so hard when your metabolism goes at light speed. It's funny cuz the weight I have gained, i could lose in like one, maybe two weeks.

My boss told me to drink beer and eat noodles constantly. It's making me so lazy and I sweat so easily too now. ugh its so hot out

May I suggest eating tubs of crisco?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dude cuckingfunt is a dude.

[oh crap]

that would be the most disturbing news i could ever hear

[Cant_Be_Faded]

May I suggest eating tubs of crisco?
You're a nurse, you know that shit is impossible.

I could just buy those weight gain powders at GMC but they're so damn expensive.

[CuckingFunt]

Dude cuckingfunt is a dude.
Quit baiting me. I'm not gonna show you my tits.

[Gatita]

You're a nurse, you know that shit is impossible.

I could just buy those weight gain powders at GMC but they're so damn expensive.

MetRx. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

of the 10 guests viewing, i got vbookie that half are jacking off to how hot cuckingfunt's sexiness is
Forgot to ask...

Do I count?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

that shit is like 70 bucks though

fuck that, you can get noodles for like 70 cents

[jman3000]

whats everybody doing?

[ashbeeigh]

These guys that were in my nutrition class drank protein shakes like they were water...perhaps that could help cbf?

[CuckingFunt]

whats everybody doing?
Jacking off to my sexiness.

Or, at least, that's the theory.

[oh crap]

Forgot to ask...

Do I count?

since you're a member you are counted as a member. the guests currently viewing are probably fans of yours. you are getting quite popular here.

[Gatita]

that shit is like 70 bucks though

fuck that, you can get noodles for like 70 cents


It worked though. :)

[Gatita]

These guys that were in my nutrition class drank protein shakes like they were water...perhaps that could help cbf?

Yup....it has been suggested.

[ashbeeigh]

Yup....it has been suggested.

I must have missed it then. I thought I read everything. Que triste.

[Gatita]

I must have missed it then. I thought I read everything. Que triste.


Bien triste, huera.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ashbeeigh is the best vulia at espanol of all spurstalk time

[Gatita]

ashbeeigh is the best vulia at espanol of all spurstalk time

Vulia?

BTW, did you figure out what you are going to do now that you are no longer in school?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I got a decent job here in dallas, well, the job is in the area, i dont gotta drive THAT far, but its crazy cuz its a small business. All kinds of internal strife.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Vulia?

BTW, did you figure out what you are going to do now that you are no longer in school?


btw i dont know how to spell the spanish word for white girl

[ashbeeigh]

Vulia?



I was thinking the same thing.

[oh crap]

cbf- aren't you from victoria?

[Gatita]

btw i dont know how to spell the spanish word for white girl

:lol


What are you doing for the company?

[CuckingFunt]

since you're a member you are counted as a member. the guests currently viewing are probably fans of yours. you are getting quite popular here.
I'm curious as to why my pixels would be sexier than anyone else's pixels.

[ashbeeigh]

btw i dont know how to spell the spanish word for white girl

Like Gaita had it, huera. The word I hear way too much at work.

[jman3000]

my pixels are good too

[ashbeeigh]

So good we can't see them jman?

[jman3000]

my picture is in the profile

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Like Gaita had it, huera. The word I hear way too much at work.


hmm

well like the phantom Oh Shit said, i am from victoria, and we speak anything but true spanish. We speak texmex. And I don't know very much of it. The word for white men/women is something phoenetically spelt like:

vul-ee-ah or vul-ee-o

[ashbeeigh]

my picture is in the profile

Oh, see I don't look at profiles. I don't have that much time on my hands.

[ashbeeigh]

hmm
vul-ee-ah or vul-ee-o

Well, I'm sure it's the exact same thing, just with the regional differences it sounds different. If i said it and you said it back we'd understand it as the same thing.

[ORION]

would I get in trouble if my clothes fell off at work ?

[Gatita]

CBF, it is bolillo/a. It is slang. The word actually means a "mexican roll".... es pan.

[CuckingFunt]

would I get in trouble if my clothes fell off at work ?
Depends on what you look like nekkid, I reckon.

[oh crap]

julia roberts is busted

[oh crap]

and highly overrated

[oh crap]

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oh shit, ORION, ashbeeigh

this thread is suddenly reminding me why I hated oh shit 3 so much

[oh crap]

i want prenup

[jman3000]

That's pretty sad, considering you're such a man-whore.
whatever

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[CuckingFunt]

whatever

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Man-whore.

[jman3000]

Man-whore.

The 5th amendmant protects me from speaking of such things.

whatever

[CuckingFunt]

The 5th amendmant protects me from speaking of such things.

whatever
It wasn't a question. Or an accusation. I wasn't seeking confirmation or confession.

Just an observation. That's all.

[jman3000]

It wasn't a question. Or an accusation. I wasn't seeking confirmation or confession.

Just an observation. That's all.
i'm a nice guy in real life. man whore is the opposite of me. i promise

[Gatita]

All lies.

[jman3000]

its the truth ... im not a bad guy...

[CuckingFunt]

its the truth ... im not a bad guy...
Lord knows I'm not the one to start throwing around insults for being overly flirtatious.

Just having a bit of fun.

[jman3000]

Lord knows I'm not the one to start throwing around insults for being overly flirtatious.

Just having a bit of fun.
I love you anyway.. no biggie

[CuckingFunt]

I love you anyway.. no biggie
No biggie?


Hmmm... that's disappointing.

[jman3000]

No biggie?


Hmmm... that's disappointing.
ok ... i love you and its a big deal?

[jman3000]

pee wee's playhouse: word of the day is: back....

[CuckingFunt]

pee wee's playhouse: word of the day is: back....
"Pee Wee's Playhouse" reruns fucking rock my world.

[katyon6th]

Pee Wee used to scare me even before he exposed his penis in public.

[CuckingFunt]

I watched his show religiously when I was a kid.

[jman3000]

i'm watchting it on my friends tivo... this stuff is trippy

[katyon6th]

It was TV show before it was a movie?

Man, that sucks.

[jman3000]

the movie was before the tv show... fact..

[CuckingFunt]

It's got Phil Hartman and Lawrence Fishburne before anyone knew who they were.

[katyon6th]

The word 'penis' kind of makes me giggle still ... it's such a silly word.

[atlfan25]

oh shit sure does type like jman

[atlfan25]

The word 'penis' kind of makes me giggle still ... it's such a silly word.
Shut the fuck up.

Please.

For the love of god.

[katyon6th]

Atl, are you suggesting oh shit = jman3000?

[katyon6th]

Shut the fuck up.

Please.

For the love of god.

Does the word 'penis' make you giggle too?

[jman3000]

i dont even know who oh shit is... i thought it was sandra... ozarka ice cubes...wtf?

[CuckingFunt]

It was a stand up act before either the movie or the TV show, and it was quite funny.

[jman3000]

reubens jacked off in a porno... dumb ass

[katyon6th]

I'd like to find out who this oh shit character is.

[katyon6th]

reubens jacked off in a porno... dumb ass

Did you watch said porno? You did, didn't you? I bet you did.

[atlfan25]

I could give a fuck who oh shit is, but they speak like jman.

[sam wheat]

I have learned that people are hard to figure out sometimes

[CuckingFunt]

reubens jacked off in a porno... dumb ass
Technically, he jacked off AT a porno.

[katyon6th]

Such fucking hostility exudes you, atl.

[jman3000]

oh shit = one of the weird people... whatever.. i only have a few trolls... no biggie though

[katyon6th]

Yes, the complexity of humans astounds me.

[oh crap]

I could give a fuck who oh shit is, but they speak like jman.


if i cared about your opinion i would ask if you were always so inaccurate in your judgements. if you were smart enough you would see me and jman post at the same time occasionally. in fact, we are both online right now. and have nothing in common.

[oh crap]

oh shit = one of the weird people... whatever.. i only have a few trolls... no biggie though


lmfao @ jman3000's favorite drunk word being whatever. pretty funny.

[jman3000]

if i cared about your opinion i would ask if you were always so inaccurate in your judgements. if you were smart enough you would see me and jman post at the same time occasionally. in fact, we are both online right now. and have nothing in common.
what he says... i'd say she's a girl.. .just because she seems feminine... oh shit perplexes me... but i apologize for shit talk

[oh crap]

atlloser, why don't you entertain us?

[katyon6th]

oh shit just called you a dumbass, atl.

[atlfan25]

if i cared about your opinion i would ask if you were always so inaccurate in your judgements. if you were smart enough you would see me and jman post at the same time occasionally. in fact, we are both online right now. and have nothing in common.
Are you saying being online at the same time means y'all absolutely can't be one in the same??

Are you fucking serious?

[jman3000]

oh shit = one of jekkas/manny's friends


fuck the = sign being so close to the backspace...took forever

[oh crap]

anymore bold predictions, atl? please. we all hold your opinion in such a high pedestal.

[oh crap]

Are you saying being online at the same time means y'all absolutely can't be one in the same??

Are you fucking serious?


I am saying you are more wrong than you can comprehend. I am saying your confidence in such a shitty prediction tells us just how insightful you are.

[jman3000]

oh shit.. post in 1 minute to prove we are different...

go .. now

[katyon6th]

Somebody hit a nerve. Ouch.

[atlfan25]

I am saying you are more wrong than you can comprehend. I am saying your confidence in such a shitty prediction tells us just how insightful you are.
I simply said y'all talk in a similar manner.

I did not intend to get your panties in a bunch, shit.

I'm also saying being online at the same time doesn't mean anything.

[oh crap]

jman, i'm not a fucking chick

[katyon6th]

Trolls are overrated.

[oh crap]

couldn't agree more, katy.

[CuckingFunt]

Trolls are overrated.
Hugely.

[jman3000]

go

[katyon6th]

There's this one troll who wants to 'get to know me'. I told him he could get to know me only if he told me his real name. Asshole never responded.

[oh crap]

go

that's a decent movie starring katie holmes

[katyon6th]

J trying to get oh shit to post at the same time as him is fantastic.

[CuckingFunt]

There's nothing quite so amusing to me as needing to hide your online persona behind the mask of another online persona.

[katyon6th]

I'm easily amused when irritable and unable to fall asleep, clearly.

[CuckingFunt]

Y'all need to synchronize watches, or something.

[atlfan25]

Asshole, have you been hitting on katy?

[oh crap]

i was going to say that sleep is overrated. but it's not

[Asshole]

Asshole, have you been hitting on katy?
post

[atlfan25]

I'm really tired of that shit. How 'bout you actually say something.

[katyon6th]

My online persona does me no justice.

I must work on this.

[Asshole]

:emoticon

[jman3000]

ok.. at 2 am me and shit are gonna post... yall ready?

[atlfan25]

for the love of god...

[CuckingFunt]

i was going to say that sleep is overrated. but it's not
Depends on what I'm dreaming about.

:eyebrows

[oh crap]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[atlfan25]

Atl=asshole?

[Asshole]

no

[CuckingFunt]

My online persona does me no justice.

I must work on this.
Well, my online persona has sexy pixels.

Oodles of them.

[atlfan25]

what?

[katyon6th]

Asshole, have you been hitting on katy?

Did you miss the post when Kori called me Chinese? I expected you to respond to that. You have disappointed me ... yet again.

[Asshole]

Shut the fuck up.

[oh crap]

My online persona does me no justice.

I must work on this.


on the contrary, Katy, I admire your ability to be yourself and not be overly bitchy like atl to be liked around here. sincerety goes along way, my friend.

[katyon6th]

I don't know but the word 'oodles' makes me silly.

That's in my vernacular, I love it.

[atlfan25]

Did you miss the post when Kori called me Chinese? I expected you to respond to that. You have disappointed me ... yet again.
Again, what the FUCK does that mean?

You are a chinaman. Everyone knows it.

What would I respond with?

[katyon6th]

on the contrary, Katy, I admire your ability to be yourself and not be overly bitchy like atl to be liked around here. sincerety goes along way, my friend.

You think I'm sincere on this here board? Seriously? Have you not read my posts?

[jman3000]

i thought oh shit - midget... whatever

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know but the word 'oodles' makes me silly.

That's in my vernacular, I love it.
"Oodles" is good.

But, oddly, I'm not particularly moved by either "noodles" or "poodles."

[katyon6th]

Again, what the FUCK does that mean?

You are a chinaman. Everyone knows it.

What would I respond with?

It means you don't fucking fail to disappoint me, asshole.

Chinaman ... exactly.

[atlfan25]

2 alter egos online at once

can 3 be done?

[Quaker Oats]

I think so.

[atlfan25]

What about 4?

[Asshole]

it would be an interesting experiment

[katyon6th]

"Oodles" is good.

But, oddly, I'm not particularly moved by either "noodles" or "poodles."

I know exactly what you mean.

[jman3000]

i dont like those ghost trolls.. i thought mine were gay.. whatever

[oh crap]

yeah jman... whatever

[katyon6th]

What are these 'ghost trolls' you speak of? I don't get it.

[oh crap]

but on the same note, I don't care for them either

[oh crap]

there is a sam wheat troll, oda mae brown and subway ghost troll new to the board

[oh crap]

they are about 15 years late imo

[jman3000]

who the fuck knows who sam wheat is?? wtf? at least have a picture.. no everyone knows context clues... fuck

[oh crap]

whatever

[katyon6th]

It's time for a change.

[CuckingFunt]

*Random nonsense*

Favorite word to say: akimbo

Least favorite word to say: goiter

[atlfan25]

It means you don't fucking fail to disappoint me, asshole.

Chinaman ... exactly.
Fucking chinamen.

[katyon6th]

Seriously, when the fuck would anybody use either of those words in normal conversation?

I'm partical to the word 'fickle' ... especially when said in my ear. It tickles.

[CuckingFunt]

Seriously, when the fuck when anybody use either of those words in normal conversation?

I'm partical to the word 'fickle' ... especially when said in my ear. It tickles.
I throw akimbo into coversations all the time.

It annoys/confuses the fuck out of people, but I do it anyway.

[jman3000]

i have a big vocabulary but you guys hate smart asses... whatever.. katy likes it... she called me smart a looong tiime ago

[jman3000]

mexican beer is gay...fuck it

[timvp]

Man this bird flu shit sucks. I'm staring at a burger but I can't eat it. I can't even drink soda.

WTF is this crap.

[katyon6th]

Beer in general is gay. I can't acquire a taste for that bullshit.

[jman3000]

ill eat it... im hungry kind of... we shared a half ordre of king kong at chachos ... no fucking chips almost..wtf?

ill take it

[katyon6th]

timvp, you do nothing but complain in this thread. I'm really getting tired of that shit.

[CuckingFunt]

i have a big vocabulary but you guys hate smart asses... whatever.. katy likes it... she called me smart a looong tiime ago
Who hates smart asses? One of my favorite qualities, actually.

[Gatita]

Man this bird flu shit sucks. I'm staring at a burger but I can't eat it. I can't even drink soda.

WTF is this crap.

You are not serious...are you?

[jman3000]

Who hates smart asses? One of my favorite qualities, actually.
thats why i love you... fuck

[CuckingFunt]

thats why i love you... fuck
Man-whore.

:rollin

[timvp]

You are not serious...are you?

Yes go get a vaccine. However you spell that word.

[Gatita]

Yes go get a vaccine. However you spell that word.


Shouldn't you be on lockdown?

[sam wheat]

i dont like those ghost trolls.. i thought mine were gay.. whatever


you wouldn't say that to my face when I was alive. you're gay.

[timvp]

timvp, you do nothing but complain in this thread. I'm really getting tired of that shit.

I apologise, aye.

[sam wheat]

who the fuck knows who sam wheat is?? wtf? at least have a picture.. no everyone knows context clues... fuck


if you were born before 1990 you should have a clue. its called pop culture.

[jman3000]

you wouldn't say that to my face when I was alive. you're gay.
i would say it whenever.. whatever

[timvp]

Shouldn't you be on lockdown?

Good question. I'm just trying to eat my first meal in four days.

[timvp]

Who the hell is this gayman300 and what is doing in hurr?

[jman3000]

Good question. I'm just trying to eat my first meal in four days.
are you feeling ok?

i can walk over there and give you some soup or whatever

[timvp]

are you feeling ok?

i can walk over there and give you some soup or whatever

Man soup?

[Gatita]

Good question. I'm just trying to eat my first meal in four days.

I'd bust out the gloves, masks, and HEPA filter. :lol

About the vaccinations, we get a cocktail of those every year.

Eat some crackers first.

That greasy burger is only going to make you barf.

[jman3000]

Man soup?
kori and me is just a joke .. you know that ... are you ok? try some of that mexican bruhaha.. brujaria? whatever

[jman3000]

isnt rasho fan a medic? call her.. she can help

[Gatita]

kori and me is just a joke .. you know that ... are you ok? try some of that mexican bruhaha.. brujaria? whatever

It is the flu, not ojo. :lol

[jman3000]

It is the flu, not ojo. :lol
i thought ojo = gold? ojo = eye? oro?

[Gatita]

i thought ojo = gold? ojo = eye? oro?

Yes, as in the evil eye. :lol

And you need an egg to cure that.

[timvp]

How do you say Gatita in English?

My guess would be Catita.

[jman3000]

How do you say Gatita in English?

My guess would be Catita.
i said it before... gatita is spanish for stupid

[Gatita]

How do you say Gatita in English?

My guess would be Catita.

Gatita means little cat.

[TOP-CHERRY]

mystomachhurtsandican'tsleepbecauseislepttoomuchdu ringtheday.

andi'mcranky.

[jman3000]

Gatita means little cat.
i always laugh at gatitas sig... that dude looks crazy

[TOP-CHERRY]

i've always hated gatita's sigs.

[jman3000]

mystomachhurtsandican'tsleepbecauseislepttoomuchdu ringtheday.

andi'mcranky.
that took me soooo long to read... wtf?

[Gatita]

i've always hated gatita's sigs.


Yet, you've always managed to look. You can't help yourself.

[jman3000]

i remember one with a tampax or whatever.. it was bloody ... gross stuff

[TOP-CHERRY]

i've never helped myself.

[Gatita]

i remember one with a tampax or whatever.. it was bloody ... gross stuff

Oh no....tampons!

If you wanna see gross...sit in on a liver transplant.

[TOP-CHERRY]

someone sing me a lullaby.