Oh Shit!!! (4)

[batman2883]

ha ha ha jason went with the real picture avatar, what a pimp i wish i could be like jason

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman shits cum.

[batman2883]

im bringing sexy back

[batman2883]

midge gained a few pounds from all the mecco in his belly

[batman2883]

so when do all the hot chicks come in here

[batman2883]

man friday night is gonna be awesome butta

[batman2883]

10 bottles upstairs

[batman2883]

4 goose, 3 patron, and 3 crown

[ORION]

ha ha ha jason went with the real picture avatar, what a pimp i wish i could be like jason
Its temp while I think of something good to put up

[midgetonadonkey]

I was date raped by Orion.

[ORION]

I was date raped by Orion.
you can't rape the willing besides your the one holding the video camera

[midgetonadonkey]

you can't rape the willing besides your the one holding the video camera

This is true, but you are the one that gave me all that liquor.

[CuckingFunt]

so when do all the hot chicks come in here
When you boys have had a chance to get all of the homoerotic references out of your system.

[midgetonadonkey]

usckk is so fucking lame. I feel bad for the dorky little fuck.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm getting my son a hooker at the age of 12 just so he doesn't end up like usckk.

[midgetonadonkey]

My parenting skills will be top notch.

[midgetonadonkey]

My kid>>batman's kid

[ShoogarBear]

midget, did you ever see The Aristocrats? I think that would be your kind of movie.

[ShoogarBear]

When you boys have had a chance to get all of the homoerotic references out of your system.
Homophobe.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have seen it and I enjoyed it very much.

[midgetonadonkey]

Andy Dick talking about giving a chick a Strawberry Shortcake was classic. As was the Bob Sagat version of the joke.

[ShoogarBear]

Sorry I missed it the first time. Your signal-to-noise is sometimes a problem.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sorry I missed it the first time. Your signal-to-noise is sometimes a problem.

I get that alot. I enjoy throwing as much shit out there as possible.

[CuckingFunt]

Homophobe.
And damned proud of it!

Same sex coupling is just wrong and disgusts me to my very core.

[ORION]

Very Loud Words

[ShoogarBear]

Andy Dick talking about giving a chick a Strawberry Shortcake was classic. As was the Bob Sagat version of the joke.

Bob Sagat was good, but I heard so much buildup about his spot that I was expecting much more. The fact that he kept talking about how gross he was being made it less funny.

Truth be told, there's been much grosser and funnier stuff in The Quattro and its descendants.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Same sex coupling is just wrong and disgusts me to my very core.

Oh the irony, eh Alanis?

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Bob Sagat was good, but I heard so much buildup about his spot that I was expecting much more. The fact that he kept talking about how gross he was being made it less funny.

Truth be told, there's been much grosser and funnier stuff in The Quattro and its descendants.

I thought a lot of the comics could've gone a lot farther with their material. Some of them were very lame.

The Quattro>>The Aristocrats

[batman2883]

i love rock and roll

[ShoogarBear]

So put another dime in the jukebox

[ShoogarBear]

A dime??? WTF, how old is that song?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

midge gained a few pounds from all the mecco in his belly


:rollin

[ashbeeigh]

damn bat, you're a babe.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

i lobby for ashbeigh to be funnier

[CuckingFunt]

Oh the irony, eh Alanis?

:lol
Eeeeww! Alanis really DOES disgust me to my very core.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

what the fuck is a strawberry shortcake

[Melmart1]

damn bat, you're a babe.

Though I thank you for the compliment, the thought of ashbeeigh finding me attractive is a little weird I gotta say...

[ashbeeigh]

i lobby for ashbeigh to be funnier

Anything funnier and I would have been thrown into an unintentional lesbian-fest.

[ashbeeigh]

Though I thank you for the compliment, the thought of ashbeeigh finding me attractive is a little weird I gotta say...

It was a bit weird for me too, it was just that fact that he has you picture up that amuses me. :D

[Jekka]

I dig the smirk you have in that photo, Mel. Very nice.

[Melmart1]

Hahah, I like the grin.. makes people wonder.

[CuckingFunt]

Anything funnier and I would have been thrown into an unintentional lesbian-fest.
Don't flatter yourself.

[Melmart1]

Don't flatter yourself.
:lmao

[Jekka]

Don't flatter yourself.
Not to mention, "unintentional" my ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of a lesbian-fest...

My mother's been staying at my house for the last few days and will be continuing to drive me crazy until next Tuesday. I'm thinking of having a celebratory no-holds-barred Roman orgy as soon as she's left at the airport. Anyone want to join in?

[Jekka]

Only if Mel will also be present.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't flatter yourself.

I never said it was going to be by you. It very well could have been one of the boys.

[CuckingFunt]

I never said it was going to be by you. It very well could have been one of the boys.
Again, don't flatter yourself. All the suggestive comments being thrown around, and still no one has thrown you into any unintentional lesbian-fests.

[ashbeeigh]

Again, don't flatter yourself. All the suggestive comments being thrown around, and still no one has thrown you into any unintentional lesbian-fests.

Well then that's good. I never meant to "flatter myself" as much as y'all try to make me sound like a snob or a total idiot sometimes.

[Melmart1]

Only if Mel will also be present.
If Jekka is there, I am there :makeout

[CuckingFunt]

If Jekka is there, I am there :makeout
Hey!!

How is it that I've ended up feeling superfluous at my own damn orgy?

Ingrates.

[Jekka]

Superfluous? Never. The prospect of both you and Mel in the same room is just too attractive to pass up.

[Melmart1]

It's an orgy... the more sexy girls there, the better. And Jekka definitely qualifies :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Okay. My ego has been sufficiently stroked.

I feel better now.

[Jekka]

Okay. My ego has been sufficiently stroked.

I feel better now.
Anything else you need help with, let me know...


It's an orgy... the more sexy girls there, the better. And Jekka definitely qualifies :eyebrows
I feel the same way about you, Mel :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Anything else you need help with, let me know...
I could have used help taking out the trash, but I just gave in and did it myself.

[Jekka]

:lol Taking dirty to a level I was not anticipating. Although I probably should have.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a stalk of sensimilla hidden in mi pocket.

[midgetonadonkey]

smegma

[midgetonadonkey]

Where's that goofy looking fuck that refers to himself as Orion? His tales of burnt mecco are exactly what I need right now to make this hellish day move along in a more brisk manner.

[Silver21_Black20]

"You're beautiful...you're beautiful, it's true"

[ShoogarBear]

I should create a troll where I pose as a woman so I can get some cyber action in this thread.

[mcornelio]

I should create a troll where I pose as a woman so I can get some cyber action in this thread.
and you should name it! walmart1

[Silver21_Black20]

I should create a troll where I pose as a woman so I can get some cyber action in this thread.

That's pretty sad when Shoog gets no cyber action in this thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's pretty sad when Shoog gets no cyber action in this thread.

Give it up to him then.

[Silver21_Black20]

Give it up to him then.

We pm each other. ;)

[Silver21_Black20]

I ran a mile and a half yesterday morning and I noticed that I sweat more from my left armpit. Is that normal?

[ShoogarBear]

Ewww, no that's not normal.

Women aren't supposed to sweat.

You perspire.

[tlongII]

I ran a mile and a half yesterday morning and I noticed that I sweat more from my left armpit. Is that normal?

Does it smell worse than the right armpit?

[Melmart1]

Ewww, no that's not normal.

Women aren't supposed to sweat.

You perspire.
According to my grandma, we don't even do that. We 'glisten'.

[1Parker1]

According to my grandma, we don't even do that. We 'glisten'.

:lol I hate when I glisten at the gym....

[CuckingFunt]

"You're beautiful...you're beautiful, it's true"
I really need to stop coming here when I'm at work. Every time I do, I end up with another crappy song in my head.

[CuckingFunt]

According to my grandma, we don't even do that. We 'glisten'.
I glow.

[jman3000]

I ran a mile and a half yesterday morning and I noticed that I sweat more from my left armpit. Is that normal?
That's pretty gross.

and a mile and a half is like ... what? 12-15 minutes? you call that a workout?

[ShoogarBear]

I ran a mile and a half yesterday morning and I noticed that I sweat more from my left armpit. Is that normal?
Damn, I just thought of a better retort:

Is that the one you shave?

[jman3000]

shit... if i wasn't so sure she'd kick my ass... i'd say something about this whole shaving situation.

[jman3000]

i'm about to go eat dinner with my pregnant friend... should be interesting.

[tlongII]

i'm about to go eat dinner with my pregnant friend... should be interesting.

Do you find pregnant women more interesting than women that are not pregnant?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

they are much more fun to jam

[ShoogarBear]

shit... if i wasn't so sure she'd kick my ass... i'd say something about this whole shaving situation.
She's going to kick your ass anyway, might as well get something out of it.

[1Parker1]

i'm about to go eat dinner with my pregnant friend... should be interesting.

Aren't you like 21 years old? Who exactly is this "friend" of yours? :eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

1P1 are you at home? :angel

[Silver21_Black20]

Ewww, no that's not normal.

Women aren't supposed to sweat.

You perspire.

Fuck that. It was 11 am and it was hotter than a motherfucker. I was sweatin'.


Does it smell worse than the right armpit?

No. They both smelled equally like...sweat and deodorant.


and a mile and a half is like ... what? 12-15 minutes? you call that a workout?

I haven't ran since high school and the most active thing I do, is play softball on Sundays. So yea...it was a workout. It was a timed mile and a half.


Damn, I just thought of a better retort:

Is that the one you shave?

I shave both, thank you very much.

[ORION]

I'm mentally playing basketball in my head and I think I just sprained a nut

[ShoogarBear]

At least you didn't say "busted a nut".

[ORION]

At least you didn't say "busted a nut".
I did that earlier, it takes a while to recover. you know what I'm saying but seriously I'm a white mexican

[Melmart1]

Viva la white Mexicans!

[ORION]

Viva la white Mexicans!
oh so you finally acknowledge me

[Silver21_Black20]

Viva la white Mexicans!

Would they still be apart of La Revolucion?

[ORION]

Would they still be apart of La Revolucion?
I might not pass but every gang needs a white looking guy just like every basketball team has to have a white guy because its a rule

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I might not pass but every gang needs a white looking guy just like every basketball team has to have a white guy because its a rule

So you're the Pat Burke of La Revolucion?

[ORION]

So you're the Pat Burke of La Revolucion?
more like joe wolf

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

more like joe wolf

I was thinking more like Andrew Gaze.

[ORION]

I was thinking more like Andrew Gaze.
I can be an andrew gaze but I'm starting to lean towards a Zarko Paspaji

[Melmart1]

oh so you finally acknowledge me
I acknowledge you all the time, my fellow Royal. Stop being so damned sensitive, you pussy.

As for La Revolucion, the White Mexicans are a vital part- we work on covert operations posing as gringos in order to get information about the resistance movement that will likely happen after we take power. Without White Mexicans, there is no Revolucion.

[ORION]

I acknowledge you all the time, my fellow Royal. Stop being so damned sensitive, you pussy.

As for La Revolucion, the White Mexicans are a vital part- we work on covert operations posing as gringos in order to get information about the resistance movement that will likely happen after we take power. Without White Mexicans, there is no Revolucion.
what she said

[CuckingFunt]

Don't really have anything to add, here, just needed to break up the matching avatar insanity. I'm getting hypnotized by bouncing basketballs.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, I need to change mine to something else but I don't know what. Don't want to put my own pic, and anyways Batman has that taken care of. So I need to figure something out.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't ask me. I can never seem to come up with anything more creative than a pretty girl.

[ORION]

well I had my picture up for a few days but took it off until I can come up with something else.

[Melmart1]

For some reason the option to load your own avatar is not coming up for me. I guess I will go without for now.

[ashbeeigh]

well I had my picture up for a few days but took it off until I can come up with something else.

I liked it ORION. You should keep it. What about a baseball Mel?

[midgetonadonkey]

Mel is correct when she speaks of La Revolucion. I have a flock of white mexicans that are being used to spy on the real white man.

[midgetonadonkey]

lies lies lies lies lies lies lies

[midgetonadonkey]

Ministry owns

[Silver21_Black20]

Some chick keeps calling my cell asking for some dude. What the hell?

[midgetonadonkey]

Some chick keeps calling my cell asking for some dude. What the hell?

Let the guy out of the closet and give him the phone.

[Silver21_Black20]

Let the guy out of the closet and give him the phone.

There is no guy here :madrun

She called me Candy when she left a msg. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

There is no guy here :madrun

She called me Candy when she left a msg. :lol

Is Candy your dominatrix name?

[Silver21_Black20]

Is Candy your dominatrix name?

Nope. Candy is too cheesy. Mine is a bit more eccentric.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nope. Candy is too cheesy. Mine is a bit more eccentric.

Is it Slappy McRedass?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/whyyounotaborted.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/theyhatin.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I want food damnit. Somebody bring me some fucking fajitas.

[Reichen Lehmkuhl]

^^fresh out of fajitas, but got sausage for days for you, big boy.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

^^fresh out of fajitas, but got sausage for days for you, big boy.

You should really talk to batman. He's loves free sausage.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

lies lies lies lies lies lies lies


SOME KINDA SHIT ABOUT A TERRORIST THREAT!!!!


check out the video for that song, its available on youtube.

[Beer is Good]

screw you guys im going home

[midgetonadonkey]

I totally agree with you sir. Beer is indeed very good.

[Silver21_Black20]

what the fuck is a strawberry shortcake

Someone needs to answer this question.

[midgetonadonkey]

A strawberry shortcake is when you get a blowjob from a chick and right before ejaculation, you punch her in the face and cum on her bloody nose.

[Silver21_Black20]

A strawberry shortcake is when you get a blowjob from a chick and right before ejaculation, you punch her in the face and cum on her bloody nose.

Shit...I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing what the fuck that was.

[BigDaddyMatty]

Come on Randolph, we are gonna be late.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I just fingered a dead Clydesdale :smokin

-Horry

[TheSanityAnnex]

A strawberry shortcake is when you get a blowjob from a chick and right before ejaculation, you punch her in the face and cum on her bloody nose.:lmao

Sounds very similar to a white dragon; durin a blowjob you slam her head down when ejaculating and all the cum sprays out of her nose.

[Reichen Lehmkuhl]

A strawberry shortcake is when you get a blowjob from a chick and right before ejaculation, you punch her in the face and cum on her bloody nose.


sounds very arousing :elephant

[midgetonadonkey]

We are here to make coffee metal. Make everything metal.

[midgetonadonkey]

Metalocalypse is the most metal cartoon ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have cleavage. It's sexy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me hard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is everyone? Where is Cherry? Is she dead? Yeah she's probably dead.

[Rocky Dennis]

Top Cherry isn't dead. She's under my desk right now. Ohhh yeah.

[Rocky Dennis]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_L._Dennis

This is the real me.

[Rocky Dennis]

That's fucked up. After I died my parents donated my body for research. What happened to the fucking Kiss coffin I asked for?

[Rocky Dennis]

http://www.losrudos.com/kasket.jpg

I wanted to be buried in this not have my body fucked with by a bunch of premed homos.

[Rocky Dennis]

Hey ladies, did you know Swedish singer-songwriter Jens Lekman wrote a 4 song EP about me? Eh? Eh?

I'm looking pretty hot right now aren't I ladies?

[Rocky Dennis]

My head isn't the only thing oversized. :eyebrows

Keep that in mind ladies.

[Blanche Devereaux]

Hey ladies, did you know Swedish singer-songwriter Jens Lekman wrote a 4 song EP about me?


Well hello there Honey. I wouldn't mind taking a look at your oversized parts.

[Jaime Escalante]

Well hello there Honey. I wouldn't mind taking a look at your oversized parts.

You see kids, this is what happens when you don't do your math homework. You turn into a pinche puta like this. She has no ganas.

[Squid]

(random natural squid noises)

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck?

[Yahoo Serious]

I'm a terrible troll. I am extremely lame and irrelevant.

[midgetonadonkey]

Make everything metal!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a terrible troll. I am extremely lame and irrelevant.

You got that right.


Young Einstein rulez.

[Neutral Guy]

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[ORION]

I'm back ! And someone is going to get a real bad indian burn

[CuckingFunt]

When did this thread turn into the troll forum?

[MannyIsGod]

I

[MannyIsGod]

Am

[MannyIsGod]

High

[Jekka]

High

That makes two of us. I am so freaking happy right now, despite the crappiest day ever. I'm sorry, but sometimes it's the right choice.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Pfff, manny could not get high if he was filled with nitrous on the peaks of everest

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Metalocalypse is the most metal cartoon ever.



it better be good god damnit

you told me boondocks would be the greatest cartoon ever but so far its only just 'really good'

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck You All. Good Night.

[mookie2001]

mannys changed

[Zombie]

Fuck You All. Good Night.
what a puss, doesn't work and goes to bed early! :lol

[mookie2001]

ambercrombie opens at 9am, maybe when yall enter the real world yall will understand

[Zombie]

ambercrombie opens at 9am, maybe when yall enter the real world yall will understand
Yeah, looking at half naked men may be your cup of tea but not mine!
that ambercrombie shit is for faggot UT fans! :lol

[mookie2001]

nascar.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Metalocalypse is the most metal cartoon ever.

"Metalocalypse" crushes EVERYTHING in it's path!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

My friend left me a "message" from Samuel L. Jackson reminding me to drop everything that I'm doing on 8/18 and to go see his new film "Snakes On a Plane".
I thought that was most considerate of him and Samuel L.

[CuckingFunt]

Ouch!

[Squid]

Is everybody still supposed to be walking the dinosaur? I still open the door and get on the floor but there are no dinosaurs around to be walked. What will I do? Was not Was will be very angry with me for no heeding their commands.

[Squid]

http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/index.jsp

Watch Metalocalypse.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh Snap......

[midgetonadonkey]

Squid is a badass dude.

[midgetonadonkey]

Blacker than the blackest black times infinity!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Do you folks like coffee??!?!"
"I'm dying for a cup!"
"Scream......for your cream!"

[ashbeeigh]

ugh. What the heck? Y'all suck.

[ORION]

By Demons Be Driven by Pantera is a lovely ,sweet , joyess, happy song

[midgetonadonkey]

What's your favorite Pantera tune?

[ORION]

What's your favorite Pantera tune?
Hard to say ... By Demons be driven is up there . Mouth for war . I like 10's .

[midgetonadonkey]

Domination and God Damn Electric make me want to go out and set houses on fire. Those songs are blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

[ORION]

Domination and God Damn Electric make me want to go out and set houses on fire. Those songs are blacker than the blackest black times infinity.
phil is a beast on the vocals.

[midgetonadonkey]

phil is a beast on the vocals.

Have you ever listened to any Superjoint Ritual shit? It is fucking heavy. Good shit. I recommend it.

[ORION]

Have you ever listened to any Superjoint Ritual shit? It is fucking heavy. Good shit. I recommend it.
yeah its heavy but I think Phil is wasting his voice on that. The dude has range and talent on the mic. I don't want him just screaming all the time. I get hooked on bands because of how good the lead singer is. I still listen to Ronnie James Dio and Queensryche.

[midgetonadonkey]

yeah its heavy but I think Phil is wasting his voice on that. The dude has range and talent on the mic. I don't want him just screaming all the time. I get hooked on bands because of how good the lead singer is. I still listen to Ronnie James Dio and Queensryche.

I never got into either of those bands. I always dug Joey Belladonna's vocals on old school Anthrax shit.

[ORION]

I never got into either of those bands. I always dug Joey Belladonna's vocals on old school Anthrax shit.
The main reason I even listen to them was because my brothers are a lot older than me and thats all they listened to back then. Every time I hear Blizzard of Oz I get flash backs

[ORION]

oh yeah . I've picked a good name for my fall basketball league. We are going to be called " Womb Raiders"

[midgetonadonkey]

Hello, Teen Line this is Nitro speaking.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/theyhatin.jpg

I had no idea that "They see me rollin' they hatin'" were the lyrics to a song. I found this picture funny ass hell even before that. Now that I've heard the song this picture is even funnier.

[atxrocker]

^ :lmao :lmao @ the pic

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/whyyounotaborted.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Haircut.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ownedracist.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ohsweetjesusfy7.png

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/letoardoninjaboy5fo.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/erection.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/vaginachest6hf.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mothertheresa0ak.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ihasacrayon0kk.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/2523798yn4.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

I had no idea that "They see me rollin' they hatin'" were the lyrics to a song. I found this picture funny ass hell even before that. Now that I've heard the song this picture is even funnier.

:lmao That is all.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao That is all.

Fuck you Ashbeeigh. Lick my urine dripping cock.

[ashbeeigh]

I guess Chamillionaire is just not midge's style.

[Silver21_Black20]

I guess Chamillionaire is just not midge's style.

I worked that concert tonight and I got hiz-igh!!!

[batman2883]

trying to catch me riding dirty

[batman2883]

i feel like poker tonight, like poker tonight!!

[batman2883]

sw up in this bia bia!?!?!?

[batman2883]

where is my melly i want her to see herself yet again on my avatar

[batman2883]

http://home.comcast.net/~tran510/frankiej.mp3

this song is the jam

[batman2883]

Jekka!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I work with a short fat lady with really short arms. I bet she has trouble wiping her ass. Maybe that's why she always smells like shit.

[mcornelio]

midge just between me and you... your one sick fuck. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

midge just between me and you... your one sick fuck. :lol

Just between me and you, your ex loves licking her shit off of my dick.

[CuckingFunt]

Just between me and you, your ex loves licking her shit off of my dick.
Before or after visiting the Columbian bukkake brothers?

[midgetonadonkey]

Before or after visiting the Columbian bukkake brothers?

Before. I'm not down with sloppy seconds.

[midgetonadonkey]

What is the proper way of asking someone if they have a mild form of Down Syndrome?

[tlongII]

What is the proper way of asking someone if they have a mild form of Down Syndrome?

Are you an idiot or what?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you an idiot or what?

I'm not an idiot. She is the idiot. That's why I want to know if she has Down Syndrome. If she does I don't want to make fun of her stupidity. But if she doesn't and she is just plain dumb, that leaves her open to all kinds of ridicule.

[tlongII]

I'm not an idiot. She is the idiot. That's why I want to know if she has Down Syndrome. If she does I don't want to make fun of her stupidity. But if she doesn't and she is just plain dumb, that leaves her open to all kinds of ridicule.

Just trying to help you out dude.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, batman is hot!

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, wait . . . shit . . . dammit . . . never mind! :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not an idiot. She is the idiot. That's why I want to know if she has Down Syndrome. If she does I don't want to make fun of her stupidity. But if she doesn't and she is just plain dumb, that leaves her open to all kinds of ridicule.
Find out if she has a crush on the kid who played Corky on "Life Goes On."

[Silver21_Black20]

midgetonadonkey is good people!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Find out if she has a crush on the kid who played Corky on "Life Goes On."

Good idea. I will put this picture as my desktop and show it to her. If I hear her make a squishing noise when she walks I'll know she's a retard.


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/happycouple.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

I'm not an idiot. She is the idiot. That's why I want to know if she has Down Syndrome. If she does I don't want to make fun of her stupidity. But if she doesn't and she is just plain dumb, that leaves her open to all kinds of ridicule.You don't have to ask her anything. Just get a strand of her hair, or a swab from the inside of her cheek, and have it sent out for genetic analysis.

[Silver21_Black20]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (2 members and 4 guests)
Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

Where have you been?

[tlongII]

You don't have to ask her anything. Just get a strand of her hair, or a swab from the inside of her cheek, and have it sent out for genetic analysis.

If he tongued her would the residue on his tongue be enough material to perform the analysis?

[jman3000]

I can't believe this shit is still on 4

[jman3000]

sure are a lot of good looking girls in the library this fine evening.

[tlongII]

sure are a lot of good looking girls in the library this fine evening.

:ttiwwp:

[jman3000]

:ttiwwp:
this thread is worthless with or without pictures... sorry.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't believe this shit is still on 4
The thread has slowed considerably without your whoring to speed it along.

[ShoogarBear]

If he tongued her would the residue on his tongue be enough material to perform the analysis?It might. The problem would be distinguishing her genetic material from his.

[jman3000]

I'm still #3 .. .which says a lot because i havent posted in here in about a week.. and before that another week as well.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm still #3 .. .which says a lot because i havent posted in here in about a week.. and before that another week as well.
Well, shit.

Looks like I'm #2... perhaps I should shut up, then.

[jman3000]

oriental people and hispanics should breed as much as possible to create the hottest possible children.

i think exotic looking hispanic girls are A#1.

[jman3000]

Well, shit.

Looks like I'm #2... perhaps I should shut up, then.
whore

[CuckingFunt]

whore
Slut, actually.

I don't charge.

[jman3000]

Slut, actually.

I don't charge.

how do you feel about skank?

[jman3000]

hoochie?

[CuckingFunt]

how do you feel about skank?
Hell no! Skank implies a certain nastiness that I simply don't possess.

Skanks are girls who don't charge because no one would pay.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

what about sexy bitch

[CuckingFunt]

what about sexy bitch
I could live with that.

[jman3000]

what about sexy bitch

no thanks.

[ashbeeigh]

I do hate it when I get an e-mail with a subject in caps and respond within minutes and don't get a response back. fuck that.

But in another news. It looks like 1 billups1 is in the hizzy. How was your day mi amor?

[Squid]

Squid is representing the nine trizay bitches.

[Squid]

Why doesn't Top-Cherry post here anymore????

Why?!?!


Why!!!!!!!!!

[Squid]

I remember the nights where Top-Cherry and I would swim in the ocean, with only the moonlight to guide us. We would swim upon the shore and I would gently rest her head on the sand, gaze into her chocolate brown eyes and ink on her face.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

did anyone see pee wee's playhouse last night? I normally don't watch it cuz it just doesn't do it for me now that im not 7, but i happened to catch a few minutes last night and Morphius, Lawrence Fishburne was on it...it was fucking hilarious

he was dressed up as a cowboy in an outfit seriously like Marty's from Back To The Future III, and had the funniest fake Texas accent....He also had a fuckin jerry curl...it was fucking hilarious
I couldn't believe it

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LOL!!! look, look

ROFL
apparently he's a regular on the show:


http://www.nerdgirl.com/wp-content/cowboycurtis.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah I used to watch that shit all the time as a kid and when I first say Boys in the Hood I knew it was Cowboy Curtis. He was the shit.

Have you ever seen the Pee Wee Herman Show (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081915/) ? It was a video of the stage show Paul Reubens would do before Pee Wee's Playhouse came out. He makes a bunch of sexual and drug innuendo in the show. It was more for adults than kids. It was funny shit.

[Squid]

I want to fuck cuckingfunt. I would stick all af my tentacles in her vagina.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah I used to watch that shit all the time as a kid and when I first say Boys in the Hood I knew it was Cowboy Curtis. He was the shit.

Have you ever seen the Pee Wee Herman Show (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081915/) ? It was a video of the stage show Paul Reubens would do before Pee Wee's Playhouse came out. He makes a bunch of sexual and drug innuendo in the show. It was more for adults than kids. It was funny shit.
I loved Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis, and Phil Hartman as Captain Carl.

Pee Wee's stage show is hilarious. That's what got him the first film, and the film's what got him the kids' show.

[CuckingFunt]

I want to fuck cuckingfunt. I would stick all af my tentacles in her vagina.
Would you at least take me out to dinner first?

I promise not to order fried calamari.

[Mr Dio]

Would you at least take me out to dinner first?

I promise not to order fried calamari.


A reasonable request Squid. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

A fat, possibly down syndrome, lady farted right next to me earlier. For some reason I got an erection when I heard it. Is that strange?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome. Hopefully I can get disability for it.