Oh Shit!!! (4)

[CuckingFunt]

I dated a bartender for six years and she turned me into a complete alcohol snob.

[oh crap]

was she at least hot like the asian chick in sideways?

[CuckingFunt]

was she at least hot like the asian chick in sideways?
Way hotter. Curvy redhead.

[jman3000]

pass the cavasiea (sp?) wtf?

[CuckingFunt]

Courvoisier.

[oh crap]

curvy + redhead.... can't go wrong. was it her snobbiness that ended the relationship?

[oh crap]

long term relationships can go into self-destruct mode pretty easily

[oh crap]

commitment is overrated

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/07/Courvoisier.bottle.jpg/180px-Courvoisier.bottle.jpg

I drank a half glass of this last night. Liquid fire...

[CuckingFunt]

curvy + redhead.... can't go wrong. was it her snobbiness that ended the relationship?
No.

It was the fact that she returned from a trip to visit her family with a U-Haul and abruptly moved out that ended the relationship.

The snobbiness was fine.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No.

It was the fact that she returned from a trip to visit her family with a U-Haul and abruptly moved out that ended the relationship.

The snobbiness was fine.


Subtle, eh?

[oh crap]

cognac is underrated. I love the stuff.

[oh crap]

isn't hennessey cognac?

[CuckingFunt]

Subtle, eh?
Indeed.

Even more subtle is the fact that neither I or any of our group of friends has heard a single word from her since the day she moved. That was... four years ago? Weird.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Yes it is.

[CuckingFunt]

cognac is underrated. I love the stuff.
Good with chocolate desserts, but I have to be in the mood for it.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Indeed.

Even more subtle is the fact that neither I or any of our group of friends has heard a single word from her since the day she moved. That was... four years ago? Weird.


You're better off for it. I had a something similar happen to me. I think for a solid month I kept repeating this in my head: "Seriously, WTF?"

I never heard from her again. It's been 8 years and I still question it...

[oh crap]

I have to be in the mood for dark rums and whiskey. not something I can consume everyday. then again, some days I don't care what the fuck I consume as long as it intoxicates me.

[oh crap]

I take it back. jman and sandra should be around.. just seperately. paired up they make this thead useless.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I can only drink cognac with a good cigar. Otherwise, I don't touch the stuff. It fucks me up way too fast...

[Jekka]

I dated a bartender for six years and she turned me into a complete alcohol snob.

:tu Being an alcohol snob is the way to go. If my liver is ever going to fail, I want it to be worth it. I never want to look back and think "Fucking box wine."

[CuckingFunt]

I consume the dark stuff very sparingly. I can drink vodka/gin like water, with very little effect. Get me over to the rums and bourbons, however, and I'll get mighty fucked up very fast.

[oh crap]

anyone like mojitos?

[Jekka]

I don't drink dark liquor very often. I stick to red wine and an occasional amaretto nightcap for the most part.

[oh crap]

I had a few recently and it went over pretty well. huh.

[CuckingFunt]

:tu Being an alcohol snob is the way to go. If my liver is ever going to fail, I want it to be worth it. I never want to look back and think "Fucking box wine."
Agreed.

Killing that many precious brain cells better not be done with fucking Absolut.

[Jekka]

anyone like mojitos?

Mojitos kick ass. Azuca $2.25 happy hour mojitos kick even more ass.

[Jekka]

Agreed.

Killing that many precious brain cells better not be done with fucking Absolut.

If I wasn't mostly straight, I'd date you.

[CuckingFunt]

If I wasn't mostly straight, I'd date you.
If I wasn't mostly dating someone else, I'd let you.

[oh crap]

oh yes, the powers of the oh shit thread. gotta love it.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Intriguing...

[MannyIsGod]

As long as I can watch.

[oh crap]

Mojitos kick ass. Azuca $2.25 happy hour mojitos kick even more ass.


2.25? thats a fucking steal. I may need to check that out. at any other bar regular prices are killer for mojitos. they are really pretty tasty and are sure to catch you a buzz before you know it.

[CuckingFunt]

As long as I can watch.
Oh...

Erm...

Hi, Manny!

:oops

[oh crap]

and I am all about the buzz

[oh crap]

speaking of which, I am once again going to test the old "liquor before beer, have no fear" saying...

[oh crap]

I consume the dark stuff very sparingly. I can drink vodka/gin like water, with very little effect. Get me over to the rums and bourbons, however, and I'll get mighty fucked up very fast.


weird, cucking. I agree on the vodka part.. gin however will fuck me up. last time I got truly trashed was off of gin. you got some tolerance, girl.

[CuckingFunt]

2.25? thats a fucking steal. I may need to check that out. at any other bar regular prices are killer for mojitos. they are really pretty tasty and are sure to catch you a buzz before you know it.
Regular prices are usually killer for anything.

That's the other downside of having dated a bartender -- after years of getting free drinks, I can't stomach the idea of paying $10 for a watered down martini.

[CuckingFunt]

weird, cucking. I agree on the vodka part.. gin however will fuck me up. last time I got truly trashed was off of gin. you got some tolerance, girl.
I'm Sicilian/Irish. Alcohol tolerance is in the genes.

[oh crap]

yeah, i hear ya. 10 bucks is normal california prices for sure. here in texas they are cheaper, but killer still the same.

[jman3000]

who is oh shit? enquiring (sp) minds want to know.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It makes catching a buzz before you go out a necessity.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I don't miss the bar scene one bit. Paying 5 dollars for a fucking shot pisses me off. I mean com'on, unless you poured that shit into a magical shot glass that is guarnteed to give me the best sex of my life if I drink from it, you're ripping me the fuck off.

I'm not a mojito fan. Too herby.

[MannyIsGod]

yeah, i hear ya. 10 bucks is normal california prices for sure. here in texas they are cheaper, but killer still the same.You've obviously never been to the riverwalk or sixth street.

[oh crap]

I had some buddies come down from l.a recently and they were talking about how cheap alcohol was down here and I couldn't relate because of the whole cost of living thing you know.. .but I am always on the lookout for cheap drink nights at the bars and clubs.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm Sicilian/Irish. Alcohol tolerance is in the genes.Did you come out of a bottle or a woman? I'm just saying...

[MannyIsGod]

Bars suck my ass. Give me a bottle and some snobby nerds and I'm probably going to be pretty happy.

[CuckingFunt]

There was one bar here that had really cheap drinks, but it was a college bar and the number of frat boys throwing themselves at me got to be oppressive, so I stopped going.

I remember one particularly trashed young man who's idea of an alluring invite was to get ice cream, a couple of 40's and go rent some porn. That I was able to resist is still astounding to me.

[MannyIsGod]

Holy shit that was my schtick.

[oh crap]

You've obviously never been to the riverwalk or sixth street.


been to both. dollar nights rock... going to a club/bar that is not college age oriented will cost a few extra bucks every time. and I don't really feel the college scene most of the time. cheap drinks do make me do weirder things though.

[MannyIsGod]

How on earth did you turn me down? It worked on Jekka!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

They do suck, but sometimes the people watching is top-notch...

[MannyIsGod]

They do suck, but sometimes the people watching is top-notch...That is a totaly valid point. Watching people be complete fucks is pretty damn entertaining.

[CuckingFunt]

How on earth did you turn me down? It worked on Jekka!
Must have been feelin' bitchy that night.

Does sound rather tempting, now that I think about it.

[CuckingFunt]

That is a totaly valid point. Watching people be complete fucks is pretty damn entertaining.
Only reason to even deal with a bar, really. Otherwise I'd rather have a few friends over and get trashed in the comfort of my own home.

[MannyIsGod]

Ice cream and porn? Fucking a, sign me up!

EDITED FOR FUTURE SELF PROTECTION.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Damn, now I want gelato.

[CuckingFunt]

Missed this earlier...


Did you come out of a bottle or a woman? I'm just saying...
I came out of a woman, so far as I know. My memories of that day, however, are spotty at best.

[MannyIsGod]

How the hell did Cuckingfunt end up on a Spurs forum?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Don't question, just enjoy...

[CuckingFunt]

How the hell did Cuckingfunt end up on a Spurs forum?
I'm part of the great Kings fan invasion circa the 1st round of the playoffs.

[Jekka]

This conversation inspired a good amaretto on the rocks. So good. I keep ice trays with Ozarka water in them around for this reason.

[oh crap]

good to see you back, jekka.

[Jekka]

I feel so loved.

[oh crap]

ozarka is the best. i tried to buy the generic shit and you know, it's just not the same.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Ozarka? Never had it. Is it that good?

[Jekka]

Not as good as Evian (I know I know, Evian is for brats, but it's still fucking good), but still pretty damn good.

[CuckingFunt]

I've become addicted to Aquafina lately.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Hmm, I don't recall ever seeing it. I've been drinking San Pellegrino lately. Bubbly.

[Jekka]

I love carbonated water. Carbonation without sweetner is nice sometimes.

[oh crap]

anyone else like fiji water?

[oh crap]

that is my new addiction

[oh crap]

besides all my others, of course.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to be really, REALLY in the mood for the bubbly stuff. I always like when Pellegrino is offered at a nice restaurant and will order it then. It can be a bit too bitter, though.

[Jekka]

I like Fiji about as much as Evian, but Fiji costs more, so I stick to Evian and Ozarka.

[oh crap]

yeah, fiji can get a bit costly... oddly enough I would rather spend an extra buck on my bottled water than my liquor. I usually do not go for the cheap water.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The absolute best is SP limonata.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I got a bottle of Ozarka when I was in St. Louis this summer. The name was fun to say. Pretty good, if I remember correctly.

[oh crap]

alright, well it was fun, ladies.

[oh crap]

have a super evening. got to try and catch some z's....

[oh crap]

hopefully the 5 or 6 pages we produced within a few hours will inspire others to not suck a big fat dick in this thread.

[CuckingFunt]

hopefully the 5 or 6 pages we produced within a few hours will inspire others to not suck a big fat dick in this thread.
That's a pretty tall order, there.

It will quickly degenerate into another five pages of moaning about how much this thread sucks.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Did I just get called a lady?

[NASpurs]

Bunch of drunks.

Well it's better than reading the ramblings of two love birds.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh...there are two new lovebirds to Oh Shit!!!! (4), NASpurs.

[Silver21_Black20]

But that is just Happy HorseShit and will not be in this here thread.

[atlfan25]

Bunch of drunks.

Well it's better than reading the ramblings of two love birds.

Like you and luvbones?

Or bling and jman?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Blah.

[jman3000]

Like jman and luvbones?

Or 2120 and jman?
fixed

[atlfan25]

I heard rumors that naspurs and luvbones have already engaged in sexual congress with eachother.

[NASpurs]

I tap it all night long you bunch of jealous fuckers.

[NASpurs]

uhh







:lol I'm playing....

[jman3000]

I tap it all night long you bunch of jealous fuckers.
luvbones is pretty hot.

[atlfan25]

I'm not jealous, bro. I wish the best all night fucking for you and bones.

[female sports fan]

But that is just Happy HorseShit and will not be in this here thread.


Right. Because the tired you and jman thing is so much more entertaining. :rolleyes :rolleyes

[jman3000]

uhh







:lol I'm playing....
ha... and you call me pussy whipped.. .please.

[atlfan25]

Who the fuck are you?

[jman3000]

Right. Because the tired you and jman thing is so much more entertaining. :rolleyes :rolleyes
look in the logs... we havent done that shit in while in this thread... fuck off if you don't know what you're talking about...

[female sports fan]

look in the logs... we havent done that shit in while in this thread... fuck off if you don't know what you're talking about...


the only logs I need to check are the ones where I wanted to kill myself reading your guys lame attempts at romance. and her insinuation alone was enough to sicken me. I sure did not need your defending her to further sicken the thread.

[NASpurs]

I've known LuvBones for over two years and some change so she's mine fuckers!

I'm looking at you jman.

[NASpurs]

ha... and you call me pussy whipped.. .please.Yeah you did have some balls saying you pull out :lol

I'll admit that much.

[jman3000]

the only logs I need to check are the ones where I wanted to kill myself reading your guys lame attempts at romance. and her insinuation alone was enough to sicken me. I sure did not need your defending her to further sicken the thread.
give me a fucking break... this thread is about randomness and shooting the shit... not about adhereing to whatever code of conduct you think is good for it.

[jman3000]

I've known LuvBones for over two years and some change so she's mine fuckers!

I'm looking at you jman.
she's yours ... i just think she's pretty is all.

[atlfan25]

I've known LuvBones for over two years and some change so she's mine fuckers!

I'm looking at you jman.
Do you go to school with her?

[NASpurs]

she's yours ... i just think she's pretty is all.Yeah SB might get jealous

[female sports fan]

give me a fucking break... this thread is about randomness and shooting the shit... not about adhereing to whatever code of conduct you think is good for it.


really? well tell that to the majority that would agree with me that the bullshit that spews from the both of you damage this thread irreputably. for you to overlook it, frankly is disturbing.

[Silver21_Black20]

Right. Because the tired you and jman thing is so much more entertaining. :rolleyes :rolleyes

Lame!

Get the fuck out!!

[jman3000]

Yeah SB might get jealous

shoogarbear? why would he be jealous?

[female sports fan]

Lame!

Get the fuck out!!


pretty original answer, sweetheart.

[NASpurs]

Do you go to school with her?Nah I've known her since we used to post at the other Spurs forum, you know which one.

We've migrated over here since that place sucks hardcore ass.

[female sports fan]

SB- not your m.o or anything

[jman3000]

really? well tell that to the majority that would agree with me that the bullshit that spews from the both of you damage this thread irreputably. for you to overlook it, frankly is disturbing.

i couldnt give a fuck about what they think ... they don't own this thread... they can put me on ignore if they dont like what i say ... this is the fucking internet... get over it.

[NASpurs]

shoogarbear? why would he be jealous?I meant spurs=bling. She's all yours.

[female sports fan]

Lame!

Get the fuck out!!

in retrospect, silverblack, what is lame was your original comment. insinuating that you and jman provide better entertainment than whatever else happens here is what is lame.

[jman3000]

I meant spurs=bling. She's all yours.
lmao

fucker
:lol

[female sports fan]

i couldnt give a fuck about what they think ... they don't own this thread... they can put me on ignore if they dont like what i say ... this is the fucking internet... get over it.


way to talk to a girl. guess I am not as coveted as sb around here. then again, I could give less of a fuck what you think either.

[NASpurs]

Is female sports fan really a girl? I thought it was just a made up screen name to make fun of people like awmyplace.

[jman3000]

way to talk to a girl. guess I am not as coveted as sb around here. then again, I could give less of a fuck what you think either.
at least we agree on a few things.

[atlfan25]

If she is, she reminds me of melmart1.

[Silver21_Black20]

in retrospect, silverblack, what is lame was your original comment. insinuating that you and jman provide better entertainment than whatever else happens here is what is lame.

Shit...do you really take this fucking thread that serious? Everything that is in this thread is random bullshit. It is fuckers like you who keep bringing old shit up. Don't talk to me like you know that the fuck is going on.

[female sports fan]

Is female sports fan really a girl? I thought it was just a made up screen name to make fun of people like awmyplace.


of course, I am really a girl. If I only wanted to make fun of awmyplace I could have just said sport fan, or hell, male sports fan. no need for the female persona. at least you attempt to be a gentleman.

[female sports fan]

Shit...do you really take this fucking thread that serious? Everything that is in this thread is random bullshit. It is fuckers like you who keep bringing old shit up. Don't talk to me like you know that the fuck is going on.


I don't take anything outside of the Spurs forum seriously here. I originally responded to your comment that anything that happened before you posted was bullshit and you were some sort of goddess here or something. Things like that can give people the wrong impression rather quickly.

[NASpurs]

of course, I am really a girl. If I only wanted to make fun of awmyplace I could have just said sport fan, or hell, male sports fan. no need for the female persona. at least you attempt to be a gentleman.Attempt? It's all in the blood baby.

[NASpurs]

Unless you're OSC.. I'll rip that bitch's heart out if I could. Oops kind of harsh.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't take anything outside of the Spurs forum seriously here. I originally responded to your comment that anything that happened before you posted was bullshit and you were some sort of goddess here or something. Things like that can give people the wrong impression rather quickly.

You seem like one of those posters who doesn't go back a few pages and reads. I've been in these types of threads for months and everyone who is in here, also knows I'm not serious with my posts. Goddess...pfffft please. I'm far from that shit.

[female sports fan]

what do you have against osc?

[NASpurs]

WTF is up with Cherry... "blah"

Post more damnit!

[NASpurs]

what do you have against osc?Besides her gay ass avatars and her fruity sigs? She tries to make people who have an arguement to "make up and kiss" then she gets all schizo on people and tells them off. Yeah she's fucking weird.

[female sports fan]

You seem like one of those posters who doesn't go back a few pages and reads. I've been in these types of threads for months and everyone who is in here, also knows I'm not serious with my posts. Goddess...pfffft please. I'm far from that shit.


If so, I apologize. I am surely not above admitting it. Maybe I overreacted. Perhaps I misunderstood your intentions. If that is the case, please don't feel bitter towards me. If your intentions were sinister, then you know how I feel. I am not trying to make enemies here. Hell, we are all Spurs fans. Why kill eachother?

[NASpurs]

You seem like one of those posters who doesn't go back a few pages and reads. I've been in these types of threads for months and everyone who is in here, also knows I'm not serious with my posts. Goddess...pfffft please. I'm far from that shit.You're a 7'3" goddess!

[atlfan25]

OSC is a fucking hooker.

Simple.

[NASpurs]

Besides her gay ass avatars and her fruity sigs? She tries to make people who have an arguement to "make up and kiss" then she gets all schizo on people and tells them off. Yeah she's fucking weird.Not only that but her husband is fucking weird. He says it's alright for her to flirt with every guy on the forum and then was e-threatening atl last time :lmao

[jman3000]

I thought that after being on the internet for a while, I would know not to ever fall for the "Tub Girl" link anymore... I was wrong. Boy was I wrong.

[female sports fan]

Not only that but her husband is fucking weird. He says it's alright for her to flirt with every guy on the forum and then was e-threatening atl last time :lmao


e-threatening? wow. pretty weird for sure.

[NASpurs]

I thought that after being on the internet for a while, I would know not to ever fall for the "Tub Girl" link anymore... I was wrong. Boy was I wrong.I guess you're not a fan of the geyser of shit. Have you seen the goatsex.cx or whatever it's called? Geez... no comment.

[jman3000]

I guess you're not a fan of the geyser of shit. Have you seen the goatsex.cx or whatever it's called? Geez... no comment.
fuck that ... i used to fall for that shit in highschool all the time... if you enjoy watching a woman spray shit all over her own face ... then you have problems ... plain and simple.

same thing goes for watching a guy shove his damn arm down his ass hole...

wtf?

seriously wtf.

[female sports fan]

silver21 black20, I am not as serious a poster either. I can admit I was wrong if I offended you. I'm leaving now but I don't want any ill feelings in the future. My bad.

jman3000, you are an asshole. I didn't really do anything to provoke you and the reaction I got was rude and extremely telling of your character. from what I have seen sb is way to good for you. thanks for being a jerk.

[Silver21_Black20]

You're a 7'3" goddess!

That means a lot.

[Silver21_Black20]

silver21 black20, I am not as serious a poster either. I can admit I was wrong if I offended you. I'm leaving now but I don't want any ill feelings in the future. My bad.

jman3000, you are an asshole. I didn't really do anything to provoke you and the reaction I got was rude and extremely telling of your character. from what I have seen sb is way to good for you. thanks for being a jerk.

I'm not offended. No need to leave this thread. If you make this shit interesting than why leave. No ill feelings whatsoever.

[NASpurs]

That means a lot.Remember sarcasm is blue font :lol

Mine wasn't sarcastic though :tu

[jman3000]

:lmao @ unprovoked.

[jman3000]

but seriously ... tub girl is fucking gross.

[Spam]

shit

[Boris]

and I am all about the buzz

:tu

[Old School Chic]

Not only that but her husband is fucking weird. He says it's alright for her to flirt with every guy on the forum and then was e-threatening atl last time :lmao


:lmao

[Old School Chic]

OSC is a fucking hooker.

Simple.


:wakeup Waking up to this shit, is better then watching CNN :lol

[1Parker1]

Whoa, what did I walk into?

[Old School Chic]

Whoa, what did I walk into?


The Oh SHit thread or should I say the Bull Shit thread :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Whoa, what did I walk into?

That was my thought exactly.

[Old School Chic]

That was my thought exactly.


Good Morning Ash

[ashbeeigh]

I have no lame lumber jokes today. You all will just have to wait.

[Old School Chic]

I have no lame lumber jokes today. You all will just have to wait.


:depressed :lol

[1Parker1]

The Oh SHit thread or should I say the Bull Shit thread :lol

:lol

[batman2883]

just wait till we get our hanes on you!!!

[batman2883]

oh the poison kusco's poison the poison made up especially for kusco gotcha

[batman2883]

Kusco: wait how did you get here before us
Kronk: well technically on paper it just doesnt make any sense

[batman2883]

if it hadnt been for cotton eyed joe
id be married long time ago
where did you come from where did you go
where did you come from cotton eyed joe

[katyon6th]

I always miss the good stuff.

Motherfucker.

[batman2883]

another night another dream but always you
its like a vision of love that seems to be true
another night another dream but always you
in my nights i dream of love so true

in my nights in my dreams im in love with you
cause you talk to me like lovers do
i feel joy i feel pain

[batman2883]

i said right through the middle and around again
im gonna be there till the end
100% pure love
you'll never have to run away
you'll always have a friend to play
you'll never go out on your own
in my you will find a
hooooome hoooooome

[batman2883]

there's this girl on my block
she was on my jock all around the clock
everywhere i went this little girl was there
it was like fatal attraction
but i dont care
i said baby i need that stimulation
girl dont care about my reputation
i said hi
she said bye
just come on girl and give it a try
si me paro baby si me paro

[Old School Chic]

Bat-

You must be typing 80WPM :lol

[batman2883]

i actually type a lot faster than 80 wpm ma'am

[katyon6th]

Yeah fucking right, that asshole types with 2 fingers. You know he's copying and pasting that shit.

He doesn't even say hi to friends anymore.

[batman2883]

shut the fuck up you stupid bitch come on now what would i have to copy and past for besides i dont even have time to look that crap up and then copy and paste you pinoy fronter

[katyon6th]

You still didn't say hi, you fucking dick.

[batman2883]

You still didn't say hi, you fucking dick.
ni hao

[Old School Chic]

Yeah fucking right, that asshole types with 2 fingers. You know he's copying and pasting that shit.

He doesn't even say hi to friends anymore.

If only he would put those skills in to good use like knitting, all members of this forum will have sweaters, scarfs, & knit caps for Christmas.

[batman2883]

kira is my bestest friend in the forum ever!!! she is way more cooler than matty

[batman2883]

If only he would put those skills in to good use like knitting, all members of this forum will have sweaters, scarfs, & knit caps for Christmas.
honestly i do knit...lol i knitted a quilt just the other day for the winter

[batman2883]

and i crotchet

[Old School Chic]

honestly i do knit...lol i knitted a quilt just the other day for the winter

Are you taking orders? If so, how much for a quilt?

[batman2883]

lol ive never sold them before its just something that i do to pass time...when i get bored at home...that and puzzles

[batman2883]

what can i say im a talented man

[batman2883]

lol johnny are you tired of my avatar yet...should i change it yet?

[katyon6th]

I'm sorry, bat, but the fact that you knit and crochet isn't very sexy ... at all.

[batman2883]

its not meant to be sexy woman its meant to be time consuming

[ShoogarBear]

and i crotchet

[ShoogarBear]

bat will never be taken seriously by another dude again.

[Jekka]

I used to take my crocheting on the UTSA shuttle to kill time before class, and at least three guys told me they also crochet over the time I took it with me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

lol johnny are you tired of my avatar yet...should i change it yet?

I don't really care.

[ShoogarBear]

I used to take my crocheting on the UTSA shuttle to kill time before class, and at least three guys told me they also crochet over the time I took it with me.
Sure, why not say that? It's worth a shot. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

and i crotchet

[ShoogarBear]

Wait, I just realized he said "crotch-et", not "crochet".

My faith is restored.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i can't crochet.

but I can Tat.

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oh shit, orhe

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is stoned really the way of the walk?

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do such questions really require legitimate thought?

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the quality of t.v programming has really gone down hill in recent years

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I feel for the youth of today. they can't even enjoy the good, old fashion cartoons we were able to watch

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batman is one of the best oh shit posters

[TheQuattro]

chat

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oh shit, Silver21_Black20, orhe

orhe are you going to say anything?

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very 1billups1-ish

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lurkers are overrated

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does anyone else think that cujo would kick ole yellers ass?

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that would be kind of sweet

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even with the rabies, i don't think yeller would hold his own

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curses. this thread blows major shit right now.

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leftovers suck

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shit just does not taste the same the next day

[angel_luv]

I feel for the youth of today. they can't even enjoy the good, old fashion cartoons we were able to watch

You actually make a good point. ( Finally! :lol)

Yesterday, I took the kids I was baby sitting to Fiesta Texas.
While there, I pointed out to them different signs with Bugs Bunny on them. The oldest child is six and had no clue who Bugs is! :wow

Later we ran into the costumed characters Pepe the skunk and Porky the Pig.
Again, no clue!

I thought that was really strange until I realized that Looeny Toons aren't
(that I can find) on television any more. :pctoss

Having one of my childhood favorites retired from the air ways before I have even had one kid, makes me feel incredibly old.
:depressed

My childhood cartoons>>>>>>>>> ( to infinity) better than today's cartoons.

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but when you are a brotha on a budget (bob) you have no choice

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if mini pinschers are not pinschers why the name?

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You actually make a good point. ( Finally! :lol)

what the fuck? you finally decide to be mean, and it's to me?



Later we ran into the costumed characters Pepe the skunk and Porky the Pig.
Again, no clue!




pepe rocks

[LuvBones]

You actually make a good point. ( Finally! :lol)

Yesterday, I took the kids I was baby sitting to Fiesta Texas.
While there, I pointed out to them different signs with Bugs Bunny on them. The oldest child is six and had no clue who Bugs is! :wow

Later we ran into the costumed characters Pepe the skunk and Porky the Pig.
Again, no clue!

I thought that was really strange until I realized that Looeny Toons aren't
(that I can find) on television any more. :pctoss

Having one of my childhood favorites retired from the air ways before I have even had one kid, makes me feel incredibly old.
:depressed

My childhood cartoons>>>>>>>>> ( to infinity) better than today's cartoons.Have you seen the cartoons they play now for kids?! My tv is stuck on Cartoon Network when I have to babysit and that Billy & Mandy show with the grim reaper... wtf. They have weird cartoons on nowadays. I wonder if my nephew even understands the storylines.

[LuvBones]

And what went on in here last night? You guys who are talking about me... I'd appreciate it if you kept my name out of your mouth when I'm not here (NASpurs). Thanks.

[jman3000]

I wouldnt talk about you if you weren't hear :angel

[jman3000]

i'm hungry ... i feel like a grill cheese sandwich

[sam wheat]

ditto

[SpursWoman]

i feel like a grill cheese sandwich


You feel crispy & buttery on the outside, yet scald-your-mouth hot & gooey on the inside?

[jman3000]

You feel crispy & buttery on the outside, yet scald-your-mouth hot & gooey on the inside?

There's a dirty joke somewhere in there ... but it's too early for me to try to think of it.

[jman3000]

but seriously ... somebody make me a damn grilled cheese sandwich... with maybe a piece of meat in it... i've yet to decide.

[1Parker1]

You feel crispy & buttery on the outside, yet scald-your-mouth hot & gooey on the inside?

:lmao You've clearly been reading too much Jackie Collins.

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someone post something

[Melmart1]

If she is, she reminds me of melmart1.

Is that good or bad? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao @ sam wheat

[NASpurs]

I blame jman, he started it.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

"The Funt has exceeded their stored private messages quota..."

Busy girl.

[CuckingFunt]

"The Funt has exceeded their stored private messages quota..."

Busy girl.
That's one tiny little message quota.

[Kori Ellis]

That's one tiny little message quota.

100 is small?

You are a message whore. :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think I just filled up my PM box for the first time ever.

I had some old shit in there.

[SpursWoman]

Mine was always full before Chris got too busy with work during the day. :cooldevil

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Mine was always full before Chris got too busy with work during the day. :cooldevil

Reminds me of Gmail.

When I chat with a friend of mine from Cali, she can't have IM at work so we just end up using Gmail.

We have 100-200 e-mail threads because we treat it like IM/PM.

[CuckingFunt]

100 is small?

You are a message whore. :)
It filled up at 50, which is small.

Of all the varieties of whore I've been called, message whore is probably the least accurate.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

We still talking about PMs?

SW, did you buy that circuit candle holder?

[Kori Ellis]

It filled up at 50, which is small.

Of all the varieties of whore I've been called, message whore is probably the least accurate.

If I change your name from green, then your limit will be 250.

What do you want the title under your name to be?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Linger ficking good?

[CuckingFunt]

If I change your name from green, then your limit will be 250.

What do you want the title under your name to be?

Linger ficking good?
Dammit!

It'll kill me that I didn't think of it myself, but that's too good to pass up.

[ashbeeigh]

What odes the name color have to do with it Kori? I'm just wondering. (I don't let things pile up, even when I do PM people.)

[Kori Ellis]

What odes the name color have to do with it Kori? I'm just wondering. (I don't let things pile up, even when I do PM people.)


People that are green are still in the new group of users. And I have that group set to only being able to have 50 (or 100?) PMs. When I customize the titles, then I move the person to the Old School Members group, which changes the color from green. Old School Members have a 250 PM limit.

[CuckingFunt]

Aw, yeah!

I'm kickin' it old school, boyeeee!






And, yes. I promise to never do that again.

[ashbeeigh]

When I customize the titles, then I move the person to the Old School Members group, which changes the color from green. Old School Members have a 250 PM limit.


I vaguely remember the day that happened for me. I did some kind of crazy dance. Man, no life.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I wanted to be blue. And I mean both.

[jman3000]

i never get any pms

i have like 10.

[ashbeeigh]

Losers don't get PMs.

[CuckingFunt]

i never get any pms

i have like 10.
That's pretty sad, considering you're such a man-whore.

[ShoogarBear]

i never get any pms

i have like 10.
That's because you're always shooting your load in Oh Shit!

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pms are overrated

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where is everybody at?

[sam wheat]

i'm here. i'm everywhere.

[ashbeeigh]

Click beetles are the devil's spawn I tell you. The devil's spawn.

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fuck collegestation

[katyon6th]

What the fuck is a click beetle and who the fuck is oh shit?

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hi katy

[katyon6th]

I bet doo doo bugs are attracted to you, ashbeeigh. You know, those bugs that swarm around horse shit and stuff.

I don't know, I'm just guessing.

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cuckingfunt has joined us

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i hate the new "ghost" trolls

[katyon6th]

Hey Jess, did you color your hair? It looked different yesterday.

[timvp]

Son of a bitch I'm starving but I can't eat. I've eaten a bowl and a half of soup and a large fries from whataburger in 3 or 4 days or whatever it's been now.

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