Oh Shit!!! (4)

[Melmart1]

I am not butch, so my juice is not butch. However, I never take anything atlfan says seriously and neither should you.

[CuckingFunt]

I am not butch, so my juice is not butch. However, I never take anything atlfan says seriously and neither should you.
Believe me, I don't.

[Melmart1]

Where is the late-night crew? You guys suck.

[CuckingFunt]

It's dead here tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

Does this mean I might actually have to sleep??

Eeeeww!

[atlfan25]

Naturally, not much on these internets should be taken seriously.

[atlfan25]

But I have no concrete proof that y'all are not butch.

[Melmart1]

Don't sleep. We have a show to put on for atlfan

[Melmart1]

But I have no concrete proof that y'all are not butch.

You seen my picture, asshole. Kori posted it in the Quattro. I am most decidedly NOT butch.

[atlfan25]

And naturally, the stereotype is that lesbians are butch.

I love to stereotype.

I believe it is the foundation to good mental health.

[Melmart1]

So tell me about the Schertz stereotypes...

[atlfan25]

You seen my picture, asshole. Kori posted it in the Quattro. I am most decidedly NOT butch.
Concrete proof.

That may not be an accurate representation of your butch self. One in which you intentionally took to misrepresent yourself.

Or that might not be you at all.

[atlfan25]

So tell me about the Schertz stereotypes...
Full of white pieces of shit and it gets darker every year.

[CuckingFunt]

And naturally, the stereotype is that lesbians are butch.
Don't know what that has to do with determining the butchness of my juice since I, as I've stated several times before, am technically not a lesbian.

[Melmart1]

True, true. All true. I could have put a wig on to hide the diesel dyke haircut, and put makeup on to hide the fact that my inner butch hates lipstick.

[CuckingFunt]

I know deisel dykes, and the absolute LAST thing they'd do is hide their butchness.

[Melmart1]

Maybe atlfan just wants us to have a threesome with him to prove our feminine wiles.

[Melmart1]

I know deisel dykes, and the absolute LAST thing they'd do is hide their butchness.
Tell that to the Southpaw. He must grab his cup and chew tobacco like all other ballplayers...

[atlfan25]

Don't know what that has to do with determining the butchness of my juice since I, as I've stated several times before, am technically not a lesbian.
If you have stated bisexuality, many morons believe that is fully in the gay spectrum. Therefore, in their stereotypical eyes, you are full butch.

It's all relative.

This is all meaningless.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe atlfan just wants us to have a threesome with him to prove our feminine wiles.
Still wouldn't be CONCRETE proof, though.

We could be pretending to be femme just for the sake of proving a point.

[CuckingFunt]

If you have stated bisexuality, many morons believe that is fully in the gay spectrum. Therefore, in their stereotypical eyes, you are full butch.

It's all relative.

This is all meaningless.
Of course it's meaningless.

But it's keeping me from giving in and going to sleep, so I'm okay with it.

[Melmart1]

I know a butch lesbo who has titties bigger than mine but she wears a sports bra that is way too small to hide them. Fucking freak!

[Melmart1]

Of course it's meaningless.

But it's keeping me from giving in and going to sleep, so I'm okay with it.
:tu

[atlfan25]

Tell that to the Southpaw. He must grab his cup and chew tobacco like all other ballplayers...
Yes, I must.

I also must be somethin' like a womanizer.

[Melmart1]

Yes, I must.

I also must be somethin' like a womanizer.
Aren't you a playa?

[atlfan25]

Maybe atlfan just wants us to have a threesome with him to prove our feminine wiles.
That might prove to be concrete proof that y'all are not butch.

[Melmart1]

Typical male... beyond predictable

[atlfan25]

I was simply being logical, Melissa.

[atlfan25]

Aren't you a playa?
I see no reason for someone to think that.

I'd bet you are more of one than I am.

[CuckingFunt]

I know a butch lesbo who has titties bigger than mine but she wears a sports bra that is way too small to hide them. Fucking freak!
I know someone who does the same, but I've never really understood it.

Just makes her look like a pudgy, effeminate man.

[CuckingFunt]

Typical male... beyond predictable
Typical male... completely unaware of the fact that he'd soon feel very left out.

[Melmart1]

Typical male... completely unaware of the fact that he'd soon feel very left out.
:eyebrows

[Melmart1]

As for the pudge effeminate man, you are right. She has luscious tatas though, I just dont understand the impulse to hide them.

[atlfan25]

I have no qualms that if I were entrenched between two lesbians, that I would not be the object of their desire.

[CuckingFunt]

I have no qualms that if I were entrenched between two lesbians, that I would not be the object of their desire.
If I had a dollar...

[Melmart1]

I have no qualms that if I were entrenched between two lesbians, that I would not be the object of their desire.
So you wouldnt mind being relegated to roll of The Pervert Who Likes to Watch?

[CuckingFunt]

As for the pudge effeminate man, you are right. She has luscious tatas though, I just dont understand the impulse to hide them.
Luscious tatas should NEVER be hidden away. It's a crime against humanity.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Luscious tatas should NEVER be hidden away. It's a crime against humanity.

AMEN!!!!!

[Melmart1]

Luscious tatas should NEVER be hidden away. It's a crime against humanity.
I agree completely. This is why I wear tank tops as often as possible :)

[atlfan25]

So you wouldnt mind being relegated to roll of The Pervert Who Likes to Watch?
Relegated to jacking off in the corner? Basically live porn?

It might be interesting for a short while from a curiosity standpoint.

However, I am sure I could find something more fun for myself with a non-lesbian. Sexual or not.

[CuckingFunt]

I agree completely. This is why I wear tank tops as often as possible :)
I prefer cute little vintage, 1950's, sex-kitten sweaters.

Further proof of my non-butchness, for the record.

[atlfan25]

All alleged proof.

[CuckingFunt]

All alleged proof.
Well, of course.

[Melmart1]

However, I am sure I could find something more fun for myself with a non-lesbian. Sexual or not.
Which could be proof of you being a playa

[CuckingFunt]

Which could be proof of you being a playa
Alleged proof, at least.

[Melmart1]

Sex kitten sweaters are nice... but its too fucking hot to wear anything with sleeves.

[CuckingFunt]

Sex kitten sweaters are nice... but its too fucking hot to wear anything with sleeves.
Agreed.

It's a marvel I haven't been walking around naked with the ungodly weather we've been having in Cali.

[atlfan25]

Any alleged typical male would be begging for y'all to post pictures of all this bullshit y'all are talking about.

[Melmart1]

I am damn near nekkid right now... kinda nice...

[CuckingFunt]

Any alleged typical male would be begging for y'all to post pictures of all this bullshit y'all are talking about.
And any alleged typical male would be disappointed when I said no.

[CuckingFunt]

I am damn near nekkid right now... kinda nice...
:eyebrows

I passed "damn near" a while ago.

[Melmart1]

Any alleged typical male would be begging for y'all to post pictures of all this bullshit y'all are talking about.
You just implied a beg on your behalf. Try not to be so transparent next post.

[Melmart1]

:eyebrows

I passed "damn near" a while ago.
Oh, la la! I have my hello kitty undies and a tank on...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I am damn near nekkid right now... kinda nice...

:clap :depressed :bang :cry :smchode:

[atlfan25]

Which could be proof of you being a playa
I see no proof there.

Me having a nice evening with a fantastic young woman(naturally she'd have to be for me to take her out). Getting to know her. Doing nothing immoral.

[CuckingFunt]

I see no proof there.

Me having a nice evening with a fantastic young woman(naturally she'd have to be for me to take her out). Getting to know her. Doing nothing immoral.
Could actually be proof that you're boring.

[Melmart1]

:sleep Nothing immoral?

[Melmart1]

Ah, CF echoes my sentiments...

[atlfan25]

You just implied a beg on your behalf. Try not to be so transparent next post.
Can someone not make a comment without it being read into needlessly?

[CuckingFunt]

Ah, CF echoes my sentiments...
Not a surprise, really.

As has already been pointed out, we bitches were made for each other.

[atlfan25]

Could actually be proof that you're boring.
Could?

It is fact.

But I see no point in discussing that.

[atlfan25]

we bitches were made for each other.
That is also fact.

[Melmart1]

Can someone not make a comment without it being read into needlessly?
we have nothing better to do at this hour. deal with it.

[atlfan25]

Reading might be something better to do.

I figure so.

A book, not two lesbians blossoming an immoral relationship.

[Melmart1]

Immoral? You fucking zealot!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Said to me this weekend, "My lips are beefy, and I'm not talking about my mouth."

Sexy, huh? Made me think of this:

http://www.administration.doe.gov/ofcadm/FORCafeteria/Images/CarveryRoastBeef1.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

My broke Mexican ass had my internet cut off at home. :pctoss

Fuck being broke!! :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

Said to me this weekend, "My lips are beefy, and I'm not talking about my mouth."

Sexy, huh? Made me think of this:
Seriously, get a fucking cattle prod for this girl.

[NASpurs]

Beefy lips huh....

Is that something to be proud of? :lol

[katyon6th]

Said to me this weekend, "My lips are beefy, and I'm not talking about my mouth."

:lmao

Oh dear.

[katyon6th]

Atl is such the fucking whore.

Unbelievable!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Beefy lips huh....

Is that something to be proud of? :lol


Apparently.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, thanks for the pick-up tip, Shoog! :)

Hmm, well, if you didn't already know about it, mayhaps I was mistaken.

Most of them were the crunchy, stringy-witch-haired, dirty-feet-in-Birkenstock types. :gack

But there were some hot Anne Heche professional types.

Anyway, glad to see this thread is back to appropriate topics.

[ashbeeigh]

But there were some hot Anne Heche professional types.

I sure hope you meant the Ellen era Anne Heche. The modern era Anne Heche is crazy.

[CuckingFunt]

I sure hope you meant the Ellen era Anne Heche. The modern era Anne Heche is crazy.
He said Anne Heche, not Celestia.

[Melmart1]

I was aware of a bunch of smelly hippies there, but not lesbian smelly hippies. The professional Ann Heche types seem more my speed. Even if they do turn into Celestia, if all you are doing is having sex with them, who cares? You don't have to talk and you can shoo them out right after like closing time at a bar.

[Kori Ellis]

One time, back in the Ellen era, I saw Anne Heche at the gym and she had no ass. Literally no ass -- it was so flat that it was almost concave.

[Melmart1]

She is pretty skinny but nearly concave? Yuck!

[ShoogarBear]

One time, back in the Ellen era, I saw Anne Heche at the gym and she had no ass. Literally no ass -- it was so flat that it was almost concave.
That explains why she never shows ass in the movies. :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

My broke Mexican ass had my internet cut off at home.

The 21st century definition of "being broke" in America. :lol

[1Parker1]

That explains why she never shows ass in the movies. :depressed

Ewww, Anne Heche is butt ugly!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd bone Anne Heche.

[1Parker1]

.

[midgetonadonkey]

.

Quit ruining a decent thread with that nonsense.

[1Parker1]

Quit ruining a decent thread with that nonsense.

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Ewww, Anne Heche is butt ugly!!
Yes, isn't that exactly what we've been saying?

The rest of her isn't bad, though.

[1Parker1]

Yes, isn't that exactly what we've been saying?

The rest of her isn't bad, though.

http://www.lama-web.cz/llk/images/muzeum/heche01.gif


No way!

[ShoogarBear]

Ew, nice choice of picture there. No, married present-day Anne is not exactly to whom I'm referring.

I'd post a picture from Wild Side (best lesbian movie evah), but Kori would ban me.

[Melmart1]

I'd let her do me.

[Melmart1]

The Best Lesbian movie evah is "Bound" with Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly.

[1Parker1]

I'd let her do me.

Double Ewww. Melmart, you can so do better than her! :lol

[Melmart1]

Double Ewww. Melmart, you can so do better than her! :lol
Like you? :eyebrows

[SpursWoman]

Which Jennifer Tilly? :wow

http://www.inet.ba/~aadmir/jentilly.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Jennifer on the right looks like a Real Woman.

And have you seen Wild Side, Mel? Makes Bound look like an episode of The Babysitters' Club.

[1Parker1]

Like you? :eyebrows

Exactly! :makeout

[1Parker1]

Ewwwwww, is that really her now?

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd let her do me.

Geez...I've lost some respect for you Mel, as a hot lesbo. Stick with 1Parker1.

[Melmart1]

THIS Jennifer Tilly

http://www.geocities.com/rutiml/films/bound/1b.jpg

[Melmart1]

Jennifer on the right looks like a Real Woman.

And have you seen Wild Side, Mel? Makes Bound look like an episode of The Babysitters' Club.
Yeah, I've seen it. Those scenes of her with the Asian chick are hot. But I think as a duo that Gina and Jennifer are hotter than Anne and the Asian chick. Plus, seeing Anne take it up the ass later from that cop on her counter just kinda ruined the sexiness factor for me. And then of course there is the scene towards the end where Christopher Walken is asking for a condon to give it up the ass to the cop that just made me laugh. Not sure it was supposed to be funny, but it was.

[SpursWoman]

THIS Jennifer Tilly


I know, I saw that one ... :cooldevil

[1Parker1]

Geez...I've lost some respect for you Mel, as a hot lesbo. Stick with 1Parker1.

:lol :tu

[Melmart1]

http://www.geocities.com/rutiml/films/bound/11b.jpg

HAWWWWWWWWT

[ShoogarBear]

Plus, seeing Anne take it up the ass later from that cop on her counter just kinda ruined the sexiness factor for me. And then of course there is the scene towards the end where Christopher Walken is asking for a condon to give it up the ass to the cop that just made me laugh. Not sure it was supposed to be funny, but it was.
You realize, of course, after reading that midget is now hauling ass out to Blockbuster.

[Melmart1]

I said I would let her do me. She can lick my kitty anytime. I didn't say I would return the favor. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Geez...I've lost some respect for you Mel, as a hot lesbo. Stick with 1Parker1.
1P1 even has a voice like Jennifer Tilly's.

[1Parker1]

1P1 even has a voice like Jennifer Tilly's.

:flipoff Whatever, Elmo.

[Melmart1]

You realize, of course, after reading that midget is now hauling ass out to Blockbuster.
Nahhhh... his broke Mexican ass can't afford a rental. He is downloading the pirated version on a bit torrent.

[Marklar MM]

Lesbian Movie Scenes
http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_movie_scenes/titles_new_01.htm

http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_movie_scenes/num/8mm_2/8mm_2_22.jpg

[Melmart1]

Marklar, you are not allowed to fuck with the margins. Even when its two girls kissing. I doubt Shoog will agree with me, though.

[ShoogarBear]

Emmanuelle 6: One Final Fling.

They got all the classics on that site.

[2Blonde]

One year at Christmas time my husband, daughter, niece, best friend & myself went to the Boulevard of Lights in my hometown. It's where they have something like a million lights over a six block area and you can walk around look at all the displays. We were waiting in line to take a horse drawn carriage ride and we looked up and saw some mistletoe hanging from a tree. So my best friend, Lisa, pointed out that she and I were right underneath it. So we grabbed each other and kissed right there. :lol I thought my husband was gonna faint. He got sort of upset at the sight of his wife kissing another woman. It caused us to laugh hysterically. I told him that I thought most men loved that sort of thing. Oh well, I guess he's not typical. :rolleyes

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.geocities.com/rutiml/films/bound/11b.jpg

HAWWWWWWWWT
Very.

Haven't been terribly fond of either Gina or Jennifer in anything else, however.

[Melmart1]

What? You mean you did not love Gina in that classic above all classics, "Showgirls"?

[CuckingFunt]

Tuesday night, this place is dead.

Monday night, we learned that Melmart was nearly nekkid.

Advantage, Monday.

[CuckingFunt]

What? You mean you did not love Gina in that classic above all classics, "Showgirls"?
I thought she gave an Oscar-worthy performance, of course, but I didn't think she was particularly hot.

[Melmart1]

Is a see-through red nighty considered nearly nekkid? Cus if so, I am nearly nekkid again.

[ShoogarBear]

Monday night was WWP.

[ShoogarBear]

And now TTIWWP.

[CuckingFunt]

Is a see-through red nighty considered nearly nekkid? Cus if so, I am nearly nekkid again.
Woohoo!!

And, :eyebrows.

[Melmart1]

I have a 'friend' coming over in the morning and so I have to get out of bed in a cute nighty and with that touseled bed hair so I can look sexy.

Of course, with my luck the nighty will roll up on me and I will have half my hair plastered to my face. Why can't we mere mortals look as good in the morning as they do in the movies?

[CuckingFunt]

I have a 'friend' coming over in the morning and so I have to get out of bed in a cute nighty and with that touseled bed hair so I can look sexy.

Of course, with my luck the nighty will roll up on me and I will have half my hair plastered to my face. Why can't we mere mortals look as good in the morning as they do in the movies?
I blame it on a lack of pixie dust.

[Melmart1]

I try to wrinkle my nose like Samantha in "Bewitched" or nod my head like Jeannie and make myself presentable, but it doesn't seem to work. Cruelty, I tell ya.

[CuckingFunt]

I try to wrinkle my nose like Samantha in "Bewitched" or nod my head like Jeannie and make myself presentable, but it doesn't seem to work. Cruelty, I tell ya.
Not a day goes by that I don't check to see if my Jeanie powers have started working yet.

They haven't, so far.

[Melmart1]

I have observed that Shoog is camped out in this thread. I think that he is just refreshing to see if CF and I will talk more lesbian talk. If we started blatanly flirting he would likely have a heart attack.

[CuckingFunt]

I have observed that Shoog is camped out in this thread. I think that he is just refreshing to see if CF and I will talk more lesbian talk. If we started blatanly flirting he would likely have a heart attack.
Let's see how long we can keep him in here while talking blatantly non-lesbian talk.

[Melmart1]

Let's see how long we can keep him in here while talking blatantly non-lesbian talk.
Damn, and I was going to ask if you wanted to see a pic of my nighty. Oh well. :depressed

[Melmart1]

So... damn. What else besides lesbian and other sexual talk is there to talk about at this hour? I ain't doing no quantum physics at 2am.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, and I was going to ask if you wanted to see a pic of my nighty. Oh well. :depressed
Such a comment might give several people heart attacks.

I realize I'm a fucking cunt, but I try to play like I'm not completely heartless.

[Melmart1]

Cue Jeopardy! theme...

[CuckingFunt]

So... damn. What else besides lesbian and other sexual talk is there to talk about at this hour? I ain't doing no quantum physics at 2am.
I got nothin'.

Lesbian talk it is!

[Melmart1]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
Melmart1, CuckingFunt, ShoogarBear

Still here, I see. If you don't post soon you are going to turn into the next 1Billups1

[Melmart1]

BTW, I couldn't do quantum physics at any hour. But brains are sexy and so I try to pretend like I am smart.

[CuckingFunt]

A "friend" coming over in the morning, huh?

You little devil, you.

All I've got waiting for me in the morning is work.

[CuckingFunt]

BTW, I couldn't do quantum physics at any hour. But brains are sexy and so I try to pretend like I am smart.
Brains are only sexy until it's discovered that you have big tits. Then the brains become a hinderance.

[ShoogarBear]

Quantum physics is sexy.

And who is this "friend"?

[Melmart1]

The friend is my sugar daddy. And I have fairly nice-sized melons, so you are saying that even if I did know quantum physics, nobody would pay attention to my brains?

[Melmart1]

damn, I love this nighty. I tried to take a picture too just to be a tease but camera phones suck :lol

[ShoogarBear]

BTW, I am watching Wedding Crashers for the first time. It had a few moments early on, but I fail to see what all the fuss was about.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, it was funny but with all the hype, I expected more. I think if it didn't have such high buzz around it when I saw it, I would have liked it more.

[CuckingFunt]

The friend is my sugar daddy. And I have fairly nice-sized melons, so you are saying that even if I did know quantum physics, nobody would pay attention to my brains?
Unless you had your brain surgically bisected and lowered, no.

Well, let me correct that. A few people would pay attention to your brains long enough to be given access to said melons, then they'd stop paying attention.

[ShoogarBear]

What kind of a dork waits until the morning to show up when you're in a see-through nighty?

And what time are you expecting him again?

[ShoogarBear]

I have a very good camera, too. Just, you know, in case.

[Melmart1]

I dont let sugar daddys stay overnight. Screw that!

[CuckingFunt]

I dont let sugar daddys stay overnight. Screw that!
AMEN!

[Melmart1]

I am likely gonna kick him to the curb anyways. Maybe I might try actual dating again! What a novel idea!

[CuckingFunt]

Actual dating... that's always fun.

[Melmart1]

AMEN!
:tu I am glad someone else gets it. Overnight is reserved for significant others. If I am going to deal with snoring, kicks in the back or blanket hogs, I better be in love.

[ShoogarBear]

So, then, how much time before he shows up?

[CuckingFunt]

:tu I am glad someone else gets it. Overnight is reserved for significant others. If I am going to deal with snoring, kicks in the back or blanket hogs, I better be in love.
I can deal with the sleep stuff, but I have to really like a person to let them fuck with my morning routine.

[Melmart1]

Actual dating... that's always fun.
Yeah... I figure I need a little drama in my life again. I really don't need a suga daddy, its just nice to be pampered. Of course after the first failed relationship, I will likely run back to the safe confines of meaningless sex :lol

[Melmart1]

So, then, how much time before he shows up?
Well what time did you say you were showing up?

[ShoogarBear]

I can deal with the sleep stuff, but I have to really like a person to let them fuck with my morning routine.
But . . . but . . . he IS fucking with the morning routine. In fact, he is ONLY fucking with the morning routine. That's what's so ass-backwards.

[ShoogarBear]

Well what time did you say you were showing up?
That answer depends on the first answer. It's probably about a 2.5-3 hour drive for me.

[Melmart1]

I don't have a morning routine. So it doesn't matter. I work from home, so I get up when I feel like it, eat, shower, get some exercise then work- if I want to. I can work at night, afternoon, morning, split it up. Doesn't matter. So there is no routine to fuck with.

[CuckingFunt]

But . . . but . . . he IS fucking with the morning routine. In fact, he is ONLY fucking with the morning routine. That's what's so ass-backwards.
Unless, of course, the morning routine is sexin' up the sugar daddy.

[Melmart1]

Sausage for breakfast every once in awhile is good.

[Melmart1]

OK bedtime. CF and Shoog, have at it. Make sure you take pics for me.

[ShoogarBear]

:madrun

[CuckingFunt]

:madrun
Awwww. No more lesbian fun.

[ShoogarBear]

Unless you'd care to make a contribution to the official ST.com Lesbian Photo collection?

[CuckingFunt]

Unless you'd care to make a contribution to the official ST.com Lesbian Photo collection?
I gave serious consideration to posting a picture of a chick with a mullet just now, but didn't feel like searching for one.

[Melmart1]

damnit, Shoog! I was ready and waiting and you never showed up. I was stood up!

[Captain Planet]

my love melly

[ShoogarBear]

damnit, Shoog! I was ready and waiting and you never showed up.You never gave me an ETA on your stooge. I hate having to climb out of windows. :madrun


I was stood up!
If it's any consolation, so was I. :eyebrows

[1Parker1]

If it's any consolation, so was I. :eyebrows

:lol Left high and dry?

[Captain Planet]

1p1 blow me

[1Parker1]

1p1 blow me

Anything you say, Captain. :oops

[ShoogarBear]

Hmm, you and Melly are sorta in the same area. I could have made this a banner night.

[ShoogarBear]

Who TF is Captain Planet? One of these weak-ass third-rate johnny come lately modern superheros?

[1Parker1]

Who TF is Captain Planet? One of these weak-ass third-rate johnny come lately modern superheros?

It was an awesome cartoon show in the early/mid 90's....way after your time. :angel

[ShoogarBear]

"awesome cartoon" and "90s" are mutually exclusive terms.

[1Parker1]

"awesome cartoon" and "90s" are mutually exclusive terms.

Whatever, the only cartoon they probably had around your time was The Flinstones :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I have the day off today. What should I do?

[1Parker1]

I have the day off today. What should I do?

Sleep, what the heck are you doing out of bed already?

[ashbeeigh]

Sleep, what the heck are you doing out of bed already?

I couldn't fall back asleep. :madrun

[TheRage]

just spreading some joy from the troll forum.... no nudity but NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/ca...er_friends.html

[Melmart1]

Shoog wants a 1P1 and Melly sandwich. Eh, not sure about the sandwich but I wouldn't mind letting Shoog watch me and 1P1 :eyebrows

[ashbeeigh]

I think I'm going to rip the wall apart and fix the plumbing today.

[katyon6th]

You're so manly, ashbeeigh.

[ashbeeigh]

I was inspired at work Katy. I was lying though. I would never actually do that. I would break the house. It would be breaking news all day. "Woman floods northwest side neighborhood when a diy project goes wrong."

[1Parker1]

Shoog wants a 1P1 and Melly sandwich. Eh, not sure about the sandwich but I wouldn't mind letting Shoog watch me and 1P1 :eyebrows

:lol That'd be one HOT, Delicious sandwich :angel

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You are making me hungry.

[ashbeeigh]

What do you think of this sandwich talk 1billups1?

[SpursWoman]

Hmmm...I wonder if this thread is what compelled me to get TC for lunch. Interesting. :drunk

[midgetonadonkey]

1Billups1 is my enemy.

[Silver21_Black20]

Geez...enough lesbo sandwich talk.

Where the hell are all the men in this damned thread?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm the only real man that posts in this thread. Besides Shoogabear.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

How you doin'? ;)

[Taco]

Batman's got the best shit going :lol

[1Parker1]

1Billips1 is a knockoff!!! Get an original screenname...:flipoff :lol

[Captain Planet]

Tonight At Planeta Guys, $3 Dollar You Call Its Till 11pm Thats $3 Anything In The House.......also $2 Beer And $kamikazes All Night Long!!!!!!dont Miss Out......see Ya There

[1Parker1]

Ohh, I LOVE Kamikazes!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I just got back from Target and I bought this lip balm that smells and tastes like Dr. Pepper. Oh my goodness...it tastes sooo good. :p

[1Parker1]

Ewwww, Dr. Pepper :vomit:

[Melmart1]

I bought a pack that had dr pepper and 7-up in it. I am obsessed with tasty, smell-pretty lipglosses and balms. MMMMMM.

[SpursWoman]

I still like Burt's Beeswax. :makeout

[jman3000]

Carmex

[1Parker1]

I still like Burt's Beeswax. :makeout

:tu

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going home to my internetless and probably cableless house. Luckily I have NCAA 2007 to keep me busy.

Suck my balls Ashbeeigh.

[Melmart1]

Burt's Bees is the shit! Cracker Barrel has all of their stuff.. go stuff yourself wiht cheesy hashbrown casserole then buy some Burt's Bee's products.

[katyon6th]

You can buy that shit at Borders, too.

I'm partial to Tutti Dolci lipgloss and Neutrogena lip balm. But we've been over this.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm partial to Tutti Dolci lipgloss
I love that stuff, but only the winter ones. Oh, and the stuff in the green container that's all menthally. It's wonderous.

[CuckingFunt]

I like the ones that taste good, in theory, but always end up with Carmex.

[Melmart1]

WTF? This thread was in serious danger of falling off the front page. Step up, gang!

[CuckingFunt]

Sheesh. Take the lesbians out of this thread, and there's nothing left.

[dirk4mvp]

Take me out of here, and here are no more Mavs fans. :elephant

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...what the hell am I doing up so early :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

Where's 1Billups1?

Come back...

I miss you!

[KEDA]

Jeez


will this thread ever go away!

[Silver21_Black20]

Geez

No shit!

[ashbeeigh]

oh my god! my alarm fucking went off. Fucking work. We need to create a "get midge the internet at home" fund.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd contribute a shiny nickel to this "get midge the internet at home" fund.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

There you are...hot stuff. :makeout

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey, 1Billups1

So we meet again dickhead.

[Melmart1]

Midge needs to get a wireless adapter and leech off of one of his neighbors. If any have wireless to leech off of.

[midgetonadonkey]

None of my broke ass neighbors have wireless internet. I live on the Southeast Side.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge just needs to learn to pay his bills on time.

[Silver21_Black20]

None of my broke ass neighbors have wireless internet. I live on the Southeast Side.

You live on the Southeast side?

Really?

[ashbeeigh]

I'd contribute a shiny nickel to this "get midge the internet at home" fund.

I would contribute a dollar.

[1Parker1]

I'll contribute FIVE dollars........to continue not having his internet. :angel

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll contribute FIVE dollars........to continue not having his internet. :angel

haha

I like 1Parker1 because she does not care for the Midge's brand of humor.

[ashbeeigh]

I will see her five once 1billups1 speaks when midge looses his internet permenently.

[midgetonadonkey]

My internet will never be lost permanently. NEVER!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Let's go out 1Billups1.

I need an answer from you though. Yes or no?

[Silver21_Black20]

Saved by the Bell is on...Kick Ass!!!

[ashbeeigh]

oh!It's the one where they name the baby Zack!

[katyon6th]

oh!It's the one where they name the baby Zack!

ashbeeigh=awmyplace

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Haircut.jpg

I found this picture of Ashbeeigh.

[1Parker1]

My internet will never be lost permanently. NEVER!!

Damn :depressed

[Taco]

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/misc/Bear_Urinal.jpg

Oh PISS!!!!


Opps Wrong Thread

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn :depressed

Why do I get no love from 1Parker1?

[1Parker1]

Why do I get no love from 1Parker1?

My love is reserved for only a select few; You'll have to earn it :)

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that. I don't care for your love that much.

[1Parker1]

Fuck that. I don't care for your love that much.

Your loss, Biatch :) :lol

[Melmart1]

Midge needs to pimp himself out and look for a suga mamma. I am sure there are lots of desperate women who need a little lovin, midget-style.

[midgetonadonkey]

Will you be my first customer Mel?

[1Parker1]

She ain't desperate! Shes got me! :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

Since Mel is the lipstick lesbian you must be the man hating dyke.

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey, 1Billups1


What the fuck?

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do you not post?

[midgetonadonkey]

I will not rest easy until this mystery is solved.

[1Parker1]

Since Mel is the lipstick lesbian you must be the man hating dyke.

Yup, with men like you around it was easy...:spin

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not a man. I'm a boy.

[1Parker1]

^That explains it partially then...:rolleyes :lol

[1Parker1]

LOL. Midge, you know I'm just messing with you right?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah I know. I take nothing seriously. Nothing at all.

[midgetonadonkey]

People keep mistaking me for Burt Reynolds because of my beard.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's so plush.

[Silver21_Black20]

Only certain guys can pull off a beard. If they can then it is very sexy!!!

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh=awmyplace

Good god, that was the biggest mistake i hve ever made here. I will never forgive myself. Never. You're slick Katy, very slick.