Oh Shit!!! (4)

[Melmart1]

Oh, for crying out loud, Sandra! Throw the man a bone!

[Silver21_Black20]

Ah geez. I clicked the thread then walked away from the computer, I wasn't ignoring anyone.

batman should know me better than that.

[katyon6th]

Today fucking sucked.

I need a joint.

[tlongII]

Today fucking sucked.

I need a joint.

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[Jekka]

Today fucking sucked.

I need a joint.

I have an Ambien if you want one - it's the next best thing :spin

[2Blonde]

I have an Ambien if you want one - it's the next best thing :spinI never allow myself to post after taking one of those. I don't remember what the fuck I said or did the next day.

[Boris]

I never allow myself to post after taking one of those. I don't remember what the fuck I said or did the next day.

I don't even take ambien and I can't remember shit.

[Jekka]

I never allow myself to post after taking one of those. I don't remember what the fuck I said or did the next day.

They don't do that much to me when I'm awake - however, once I'm out, I am out for seven straight hours. That never happens without medication.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i dont like ambien's effects on people, my mom acts all weird when she takes them

i wonder what would happen if you sniffed one

[Jekka]

i dont like ambien's effects on people, my mom acts all weird when she takes them

i wonder what would happen if you sniffed one

You'd probably be out cold in thirty seconds, foaming at the mouth.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol I once knew a dude who sniffed an Effexor, i think mookie tried it too, dumbasses

[2Blonde]

They don't do that much to me when I'm awake - however, once I'm out, I am out for seven straight hours. That never happens without medication.
Same here. My body can't initiate sleep. But once I have taken the Ambien I have to get off the computer because I won't remember anything I do more than about 30 minutes later. I have had conversations with my husband & daughter that I swear never took place. I never remember the end of Law & Order (That part is cool cuz then I don't mind re-run season :lol ). My husband calls them Ambien moments. So now I don't take it until about 9:45pm and I don't get on the computer after that.

[Jekka]

Same here. My body can't initiate sleep. But once I have taken the Ambien I have to get off the computer because I won't remember anything I do more than about 30 minutes later. I have had conversations with my husband & daughter that I swear never took place. I never remember the end of Law & Order (That part is cool cuz then I don't mind re-run season :lol ). My husband calls them Ambien moments. So now I don't take it until about 9:45pm and I don't get on the computer after that.

It takes Vicodin to do that to me :lol

[ashbeeigh]

lol I once knew a dude who sniffed an Effexor, i think mookie tried it too, dumbasses

Isn't that the one that cause homicidal and sucidal ideation? Crazy.

[Jekka]

Isn't that the one that cause homicidal and sucidal ideation? Crazy.

Nevermind, I'm tired.

[Melmart1]

Isn't that the one that cause homicidal and sucidal ideation? Crazy.

I'm not sure about Effexor, but the homicidal part is how I feel when I read one of your inane posts.

[CuckingFunt]

Isn't it odd that the senseless ramblings of one poster could be so much more annoying than the senseless ramblings of another?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm not sure about Effexor, but the homicidal part is how I feel when I read one of your inane posts.

It was a question in line with the conversation. How was that inane, retard, or any of the other things my posts have been called in the past mel?

[Insomniac]

Ambien sucks

[kingsfan]

The only thing ambien did for me was to keep me awakehttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/wakeup.gif

[ShoogarBear]

You may already know this, but I hope you realize that Ambien sleep isn't normal sleep.

It actually limits your REM sleep.

[midgetonadonkey]

My nuts itched. And then I scratched them. They itch no longer.

[Jekka]

It was a question in line with the conversation. How was that inane, retard, or any of the other things my posts have been called in the past mel?

You're the "therapist in training", shouldn't you be able to answer your own question? Therefore, what was the point of asking?

[ShoogarBear]

Now let's hear more about Mel's tomatos . . .

[Jekka]

You may already know this, but I hope you realize that Ambien sleep isn't normal sleep.

It actually limits your REM sleep.

It may not be normal sleep, but it is continuous, which is something I lack on a normal basis. I always feel more rested with the Ambien. I use it maybe once a month, though, so it's not like I'm fucking up my cycle any more than it already is :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, I'll cancel the call to the DEA.

[midgetonadonkey]

Let's say I'm banging a chick and right before I cum, she dies. Would it be wrong for me to finish before notifying anyone?

[Jekka]

Okay, I'll cancel the call to the DEA.

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

You're the "therapist in training", shouldn't you be able to answer your own question? Therefore, what was the point of asking?

psychologists would be able to identify the problem, the ideation, most likely, but would not be able to prescribe the medicine. That's the psychiatrist. No? Psychologists don't have the license to prescribe the effexor. And I was just making conversation, damn.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Let's say I'm banging a chick and right before I cum, she dies. Would it be wrong for me to finish before notifying anyone?


LOL

dude that sounds like something mookie would ask have ya'll been hanging out

[Jekka]

psychologists would be able to identify the problem, the ideation, most likely, but would not be able to prescribe the medicine. That's the psychiatrist. No? Psychologists don't have the license to prescribe the effexor. And I was just making conversation, damn.

Psychologists and therapists are very likely to have patients who are on medications prescribed by a separate psychiatrist, so it wouldn't hurt to know something about the medications yourself now would it?

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't know about the Effexor. I don't even have the degreee yet Jekka. So get off my ass.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, one last thing before I hang up on the DEA: you don't take them Ambien with alcohol, do you, lushette?

[Melmart1]

Now let's hear more about Mel's tomatos . . .

tomato, tomato

[Jekka]

Oh, one last thing before I hang up on the DEA: you don't take them Ambien with alcohol, do you, lushette?

Not quite that suicidal yet.

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oh shit

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xanax is underated. especially with alcohol.

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so what the fuck is up with the sopranos delay

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complete bullshit

[LaMarcus Bryant]

jekka is owning you ashbeeigh you better act like israel and retaliate

[CuckingFunt]

Let's say I'm banging a chick and right before I cum, she dies. Would it be wrong for me to finish before notifying anyone?
Depends on how close you actually are to coming.

If you have to keep bangin' away at her, like Mario has been the corpse of Princess Peach, there might be a few ethical problems.

[Gatita]

I like drinking everyday and supporting my lazy ass boyfriend.

Is there something wrong with that?

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cellardoor

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anyone know what that is from?

[jman3000]

I like drinking everyday and supporting my lazy ass boyfriend.

Is there something wrong with that?

from a guys perspective saying something is wrong with that is like saying there is something wrong with water.

[Gatita]

Literature.

[Gatita]

from a guys perspective saying something is wrong with that is like saying there is something wrong with water.


O' rly?

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you know what, i really fucking hate wednesdays. fucking bullshit. only good for drink specials and nothing else

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I like drinking everyday and supporting my lazy ass boyfriend.

Is there something wrong with that?

Hell no.

[Jekka]

anyone know what that is from?

Some English scholar called it the most beautiful word in the English language if I remember right. It's been a while since I read the article.

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Some English scholar called it the most beautiful word in the English language if I remember right. It's been a while since I read the article.


so you agree, jekka? i didn't learn until watching donnie darko. intriging, sure. but the most beautiful? do you agree?

[Gatita]

Hell no.


My friend, who is in school, is in that situation.

I feel sorry for her. :depressed


Well, not really is bien pendeja.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

My friend, who is in school, is in that situation.

I feel sorry for her. :depressed


Well, it's different if the guy treats her like complete shit. But, if it works for her, who's to say that it's wrong?

[Gatita]

Well, it's different if the guy treats her like complete shit. But, if it works for her, who's to say that it's wrong?


Oh well, I guess I am used to a hard working Mexicano. :lol

[jman3000]

O' rly?

Ya rly!

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decembers gone, it came and went

[Jekka]

so you agree, jekka? i didn't learn until watching donnie darko. intriging, sure. but the most beautiful? do you agree?

Damn, I forgot that was in Donnie Darko, too.

There are other words I like better - like "cinnamon" - one of my favorite spices, a great color, and it pretty much rolls off your tongue when speaking it.

[Melmart1]

Don't forget the song "Cinnamon Girl"

[mcornelio]

i can never pronounce cinnamon right it always comes out like synonym... :depressed

[batman2883]

show me show me show me
how you do that trick
the one that makes me scream she said
the one that makes me laugh she said
threw her arms around my neck
show me how you do it
and i promise you i promise
that ill run away with you
ill run away with you!!

[SpursWoman]

show me show me show me
how you do that trick
the one that makes me scream she said
the one that makes me laugh she said
threw her legs around my neck
show me how you do it
and i promise you i promise
that ill run away with you
ill run away with you!!

[mcornelio]

so anyone have any good tips for eating pussy? wheres fuckingcunt when u need her.

[batman2883]

i say it the way i say it fuck everyone else

[CuckingFunt]

so anyone have any good tips for eating pussy? wheres fuckingcunt when u need her.
Why would I give you tips on eating pussy?

The fact that you need to ask for directions in an online forum is proof enough that you're probably a hopeless case, and I don't particularly enjoy wasting my time with pointless endeavors.

[SpursWoman]

i say it the way i say it fuck everyone else


You mean The Cure lyrics? The minor adjustment is something we've joked about for about 10 years now. Your's were technically right. :spin

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a headache. It sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

It makes me want to shove my thumbs in the eye sockets of a paraplegic.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah fuck that bitch Mario!! Fuck her hard!

[ashbeeigh]

I have a headache. It sucks.

Did you take any medicine for it?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you take any medicine for it?

I smoked a fat bowl.

[ashbeeigh]

That should help then. :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

"Get your sexy on..."

[batman2883]

man ive gotten a total of 3 hours of sleep every night for the past 2 weeks and im still wide awake at work whats wrong with me?

[Marklar MM]

The aliens are coming.

[batman2883]

ive been thinking about sandra and melly a lot lately i miss them both i want to have them both over for dinner sometime...and maybe a little sheet action

[batman2883]

The aliens are coming.
theyve been here for years using the body of sequ as their vessle

[batman2883]

i remember when i remember i remember when
i lost my mind
there was something so special about that day
even your emotion had an echo
in so much space
hmmmmmmmmm
and when you're out there
without care yeah i was out of touch
but it wasnt because i didnt know enough
i just knew too much

[batman2883]

does that make me crazy
does that make me crazy
does that make me crazy
possiblyyyyyyyyyyyy

[batman2883]

I Just Sharted

[batman2883]

And Im Wearing White Pants

[batman2883]

And I Ate A Lot Of Guacamole So Im Sure Its A Green Stain How Can I Play That Off

[Marklar MM]

Shit guys, who z fuck is shooting us.

[batman2883]

His Name Is Robert Paulson
His Name Is Robert Paulson

[batman2883]

Midgetonadonkey Just Took A Shot In The Mouf

[batman2883]

His Name Is Robert Paulson

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear batman is no longer an ass virgin.

[batman2883]

Midgetonadonkey Just Gave Princess Daisy Herpes Of The Mouf

[batman2883]

I've Heard That Midge Once Took A Shot Up The Nose And Begged For The Ear Tap

[batman2883]

Ive Heard Marklar Loves The Johnson

[midgetonadonkey]

Without a doubt. I spread my herpes like A preacher spreads the word.

[batman2883]

Without a doubt. I spread my herpes like A preacher spreads the word.
BILLY GRAHAM STYLE!!

[batman2883]

This Just In Sandra Loves Batman More Than Words Can Truly Express

[Marklar MM]

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

[Marklar MM]

marklar - You see this name, you think dirty.

[batman2883]

We Like To Call Them Cigarette Burns

[batman2883]

Jekka Smells Like Pee Pee

[batman2883]

His Name Is Robert Paulson

[batman2883]

10 Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed
One Fell Off And Bumped His Head

[Melmart1]

Batman will never have a Sandra/Melly sandwich.

[Jekka]

Batman's mean.

[KRONK]

would anyone like a flap jack?

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman will never have a Sandra/Melly sandwich.

But Midge will. :eyebrows

[KRONK]

Batman will never have a Sandra/Melly sandwich.
i beg to differ im sure after some jaiger minds will change

[KRONK]

Batman's mean.
jekka is batman's friend why would she say such a thing?

[Jekka]

Because Batman is mean. We're friends, but he's still a bitch, and that's why we get along.

And it's been too long since I last watched the Emperor's New Groove.

[KRONK]

batman is no bitch he is all that is man...and the emperor's new groove is awesome

[ShoogarBear]

Batman will never have a Sandra/Melly sandwich.

Would that be a samelly samwich?

[KRONK]

Would that be a samelly samwich?
sounds tasty to me

[KRONK]

melly just looks so......gorgeous i want her to have my future 10 kids

[KRONK]

maybe even 11 who knows

[Jekka]

Kronk has a crush on Batman.

[Melmart1]

I will have three kids, max. I may be Mexican, but I am not looking to become a baby machine.

[KRONK]

nice everyone is here right now

[KRONK]

melly would be singing a different tune once she feels kronk behind the wheels

[KRONK]

i want to bathe with her in the sea..

[Melmart1]

Kronk may be behind the wheels but with Seasonale behind the ovaries I will still only have 3 kids max.

[KRONK]

Kronk may be behind the wheels but with Seasonale behind the ovaries I will still only have 3 kids max.
fair enough.....so when do we get to start?

[KRONK]

i should buy a boat

[KRONK]

where's kira's furry ass at?

[KRONK]

i feel that meeting sandra was the best thing that could have ever happened to me cause i even got to eat a lot of buffalo wild wings that night too man that parmasean stuff is golden

[Silver21_Black20]

Kronk may be behind the wheels but with Seasonale behind the ovaries I will still only have 3 kids max.

Mel...can I make you my baby momma too?

[KRONK]

get your kicks, on route 66

[KRONK]

Mel...can I make you my baby momma too?
how about i make you both my babies momma's that way i can get my 11 kids.....im trying to start an army here damn it!!!

[Melmart1]

Mel...can I make you my baby momma too?

Hell yeah! When are you available :eyebrows

[SpursWoman]

Kronk may be behind the wheels but with Seasonale behind the ovaries I will still only have 3 kids max.


I really hate spitting, but you made me spit anyway. :lmao :lmao

[batman2883]

i dont know why melly just wont give into the urge to love batman

[Hank Hill]

good lord how long is this thread?!?!?!

[batman2883]

i love melly soooo much im willing to drop down on one knee right now and ask to tie her shoes

[Melmart1]

I am wearing sandals.

[batman2883]

I am wearing sandals.
allow me to massage your feet then

[Retard]

me wearin saldas too lets bee freinds

[NASpurs]

Oh Katy, you can't log on to Spurstalk anymore at work. I will hold a vigil in your honor.

http://www.playapixie.org/past/photos/vigil.jpg

[Retard]

why bitch no spurtalk annie more

[NASpurs]

Fuck you awmyplace. Bitch get the fuck out of here.

[Retard]

:clap

Picabue

[NASpurs]

Pikachu? F you in the A

Katy wants your real identity revealed post haste!

[Melmart1]

Retard= ashbeeigh?

[Retard]

Pikachu? F you in the A

Katy wants your real identity revealed post haste!

hunh? :clap

[Retard]

Retard= Me?

:elephant :lol :elephant

[Melmart1]

Yeah, real original. Go to the trolls where you belong, little retard.

[batman2883]

i love you melly

[Melmart1]

Yes I know. But we are still only having 3 kids.

[jman3000]

^^^

I'll take some of that action

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jman, are you volunteering to babysit or something?

[jman3000]

Jman, are you volunteering to babysit or something?

hell no... now that i think of it i dont want any babies .... i just wanna practice.



are you the one who recommended slo burn? or was that someone else?

i was really liking it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

are you the one who recommended slo burn? or was that someone else?

i was really liking it.

I mentioned their name at one point. I still haven't heard them, but if it's got John Garcia, it's gotta rock, right? Of course, having said that, I've heard some of Brant's solo stuff and various projects.....*grimaces*

[jman3000]

I mentioned their name at one point. I still haven't heard them, but if it's got John Garcia, it's gotta rock, right? Of course, having said that, I've heard some of Brant's solo stuff and various projects.....*grimaces*

amusing the amazing is a pretty good listen... it's very fuzzy and the production isn't incredibly polished... but it has some very good sounding riffs and sounds. Pilot the Dune's ending is pretty trippy.

and what what what about brant bjork?

The double cd "saved by magic" by brant is awesome... so are Jalamanta and
my favorite is probably brant bjork and the operators. local angel and keep your cool are a little too much spoken word for me... but it's different and i gave him credit for that.

[mcornelio]

Hey Jizzman Que Hay De Nuevo?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Doesn't he have another outfit called Demon Crossing?

[jman3000]

Doesn't he have another outfit called Demon Crossing?

Demon Crossing is an album released by Yellow #5 ... mostly a Dave Catching / Chris Goss project... I haven't listened to it... but when they announced it and I saw the line up... I thought it was going to be entirely experimental.

Chris Goss is also starting an experimental 2 man band with Josh Homme called the five fifteeners... or something to that affect.

[jman3000]

Hey Jizzman Que Hay De Nuevo?

all the spanish i know ... i learned from mexican bingo... you're testing my realm for comprehension of the language.

ask me what El Diablo or El Soldado mean.

[mcornelio]

How about El semen?

[Taco]

http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/Loop/southplains_loop.gif

Oh Shit!!!

Its that Rain?

[SpursWoman]

Oh Shit!!!

Its that Rain?

So far there has been just enough to mat the dirt to my car and smear it all over the windshield. :fro

[mcornelio]

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"


LOUD SEX

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"


QUIET SEX

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"


CONFOUNDED SEX

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".



WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"


WOMEN'S HUMOR

Nora's husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, she squirted it all over the doorknobs and he couldn't get back in.




A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you."

[mcornelio]

1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great.
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
8. Man: "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
Man: "Is it common?"
Doc: "It's not unusual."
9. Two cows were standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" Exclaimed Daisy.
10. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
11. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive.."
12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
14. I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
15. A man came to the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut off your arms".
17. I went to a seafood disco rave last week and pulled a mussel.
18. A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um...well... I have five penises" replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" The man answers, "Like a glove"
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
20. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow

[SpursWoman]

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[SpursWoman]

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[LuvBones]

^ Woah, that's kinda disturbing.

[Melmart1]

I am going to have nightmares about that baby. That is why Chucky's spawn would have looked like if he were still flesh and blood.

[ashbeeigh]

Retard= ashbeeigh?

I would never play into your sick name calling like that.

[jman3000]

$2,644.88 straight to The Man. Son of a bitch.

[TheQuattro]

Yeah, real original. Go to the trolls where you belong, little retard.

:lmao not again.

[midgetonadonkey]

San Dimas High School Football Rules!!

[midgetonadonkey]

My beard is coming along nicely.

[midgetonadonkey]

First I grow the beard and then I'll buy a flannel shirt. I'm closer than ever to my dream of looking like a lumberjack.

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crap this is starting to look more and more like oh shit 3

[KEDA]

First I grow the beard and then I'll buy a flannel shirt. I'm closer than ever to my dream of looking like a lumberjack.


I did that last year and went as a lumberjack for halloween!

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speaking of lumberjacks, the lumberjack breakfast at dennys is great. tons of pork product like bacon, ham and sausage paired with eggs, pancakes, tons o butter and syrup. now thats good stuff

[KEDA]

Dennys is the official sponsor of the PBA Tour

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i fucking hate those applebee commercials with the two singing queers. its fucking annoying

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awesome. pba gets points for that

[KEDA]

yes

I agree

[jman3000]

First I grow the beard and then I'll buy a flannel shirt. I'm closer than ever to my dream of looking like a lumberjack.

I thought Melmart cornered the market on flannel shirts?

[midgetonadonkey]

I've decided to eat nachos for breakfast.

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sounds interesting. never tried that yet, but the other day I did have some left over burrito with chili and cheese for breakfast. it rocked.

[oh crap]

cerial and traditional breakfast type foods are overated

[oh crap]

sometimes i feel like sublime and say fuck it, 40 oz for breakfast

[midgetonadonkey]

I eat Frito pie for breakfast at least 4 times a week.

[oh crap]

catch a cheap buzz before work... can't go wrong

[midgetonadonkey]

sometimes i feel like sublime and say fuck it, 40 oz for breakfast

I'm back to a bowl of yesca in the mornings. I love being a stoner. Fuck being a drunk.

[Trainwreck2100]

I eat Frito pie for breakfast at least 4 times a week.

:tu

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm back to a bowl of yesca in the mornings. I love being a stoner. Fuck being a drunk.


how did you manage that?

[midgetonadonkey]

how did you manage that?

Manage what?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midget phase two of la revolucion should be owning your boss, tying her up to a chair, and making her watch preggo porn until she goes insane.

[midgetonadonkey]

midget phase two of la revolucion should be owning your boss, tying her up to a chair, and making her watch preggo porn until she goes insane.

This is why you are one of the highest ranking officers I have. This is a fantastic idea. We can keep her eyelids open Clockwork Orange style. It will be great.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

exactly. Then we can feed her grade C tamales the whole time until she gains 4 extra sizes then let her loose in the wild, by that time it will easily be phase 3, maybe 4.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Hey I just thought of the best way to get Trainwreck laid. Make him a ranking officer and it'll be pretty much impossible to avoid the hoochies throwing themselves at him.

[Trainwreck2100]

Manage what?

smoking again

[midgetonadonkey]

smoking again

I started buying it again.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey I just thought of the best way to get Trainwreck laid. Make him a ranking officer and it'll be pretty much impossible to avoid the hoochies throwing themselves at him.

If I do that I am afraid he will be turning down the pussy for some strange nerdy reason.

[Trainwreck2100]

I started buying it again.


But i thought your girl said you couldn't no more

[midgetonadonkey]

But i thought your girl said you couldn't no more

Things changed.

[Blanche Devereaux]

Hey I just thought of the best way to get Trainwreck laid. Make him a ranking officer and it'll be pretty much impossible to avoid the hoochies throwing themselves at him.

I'll jump on the Trainwreck fella. Honey I love the idea of taking a young man's cherry.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

katy and her loveable teeth are in tha house

[Trainwreck2100]

If I do that I am afraid he will be turning down the pussy for some strange nerdy reason.


Yes he probably would

:depressed

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'll jump on the Trainwreck fella. Honey I love the idea of taking a young man's cherry.
Trainwreck will see the light. I remember when I was younger, I was nice to chicks. Everyone always said girls can't resist an asshole who treats them like shit. But I thought it was bogus. But it isnt.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes he probably would

:depressed


Come on dude. Keep your fucking chin up. You'll fell pussy one day. I don't know why you don't just lower the fuck out of your standards and just stick your dick in the first moist opening you come across.

[katyon6th]

It's like this.

Youknowwhati'msayin', bitches?

[katyon6th]

I burned my throat, guys.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Katy is fantastic.

[KEDA]

do you ever shut up Katy?

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck will see the light. I remember when I was younger, I was nice to chicks. Everyone always said girls can't resist an asshole who treats them like shit. But I thought it was bogus. But it isnt.


The girl I was talking to all of her boyfriends were assholes, now we're just friends and she's dating an asshole.

[midgetonadonkey]

I burned my throat, guys.

Hit the bong next time. The water cools the smoke.

[Trainwreck2100]

I burned my throat, guys.

It's called a gag reflex

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Katy burnt her throat on some nice warm slimy meso soup

[KEDA]

Hit the bong next time. The water cools the smoke.


this is true

the man knows what he speaks of!

[katyon6th]

Hit the bong next time. The water cools the smoke.

Seriously. Next time I'm smoking with you.

[midgetonadonkey]

The girl I was talking to all of her boyfriends were assholes, now we're just friends and she's dating an asshole.

Do you see a pattern? She likes assholes. Be an asshole. Chicks love it.

[katyon6th]

do you ever shut up Katy?

What the hell? Ever since you've been fucking again you hardly talk to me anymore and now you're asking me to shut up?

Hey KEDA, fuck you!

[oh crap]

nice guys really do finish last. it's not just a tagline.

[midgetonadonkey]

this is true

the man knows what he speaks of!

I now have a decade of experience under my belt. My 10 year "first toke ever" anniversary just passed on July 12th.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You started late too? I'm already at 6 or 7, and I'm younger than you.

I got my first J from a parking lot small time dealer, he was giving me a sample to try and get me hooked :pctoss

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Sad thing is a shitload of my friends started in like 6th grade. Now they are all marines :pctoss

[oh crap]

I was contemplating the other day which was better, toking up the first time or the first time my girl let me do anal. after long thought i concluded that the combination of the two was the only way to go

[Cant_Be_Faded]

All tokes are not anal but all anals are tokes

[midgetonadonkey]

You started late too? I'm already at 6 or 7, and I'm younger than you.

I got my first J from a parking lot small time dealer, he was giving me a sample to try and get me hooked :pctoss

I had done research on smoking at like 15 and decided to wait a few years for my brain to develop a little more before I started destroying it. I figured the age of 17 was the best time.

I have always been a fucking nerd.

[oh crap]

I have heard some rather interesting stories about first smoking experiences. mine was pretty average, really. toked with some friends in the summer before 7th grade. the rest is history.

[Trainwreck2100]

I bought a truck and it has a lift and tow package $1000 rims (that's for all four 250 apiece) And I started working out. I've lost 4 fucking pounds in a month. It sucks ass. See cause I had a list
a)get job
b)get car
c)get fit
d)get hot looking girl
e)get laid

Now by hot looking girl I mean not fat and good face. But that can be substituted for alright face and big ole boobies

[midgetonadonkey]

I bought a truck and it has a lift and tow package $1000 rims (that's for all four 250 apiece) And I started working out. I've lost 4 fucking pounds in a month. It sucks ass. See cause I had a list
a)get job
b)get car
c)get fit
d)get hot looking girl
e)get laid

Now by hot looking girl I mean not fat and good face. But that can be substituted for alright face and big ole boobies

Dude you don't have to go through all that just to get a decent looking chick. Just have some balls and switch your shit into mack mode. I've known some fat, ugly and dumb motherfuckers that get the hottest chicks just because they can talk to them.

[oh crap]

getting laid shouldn't be so hard. the only effort should consist of alcohol, and lots of it. but not to much that you can't get it up, chicks don't dig that. if you are prone to this, it's always useful to carry a viagara or two. they are easy to get a hold of.

[katyon6th]

Just fucking fuck the shit out of someone, Trainwrekck.

Goddamnit!

[midgetonadonkey]

Just fucking fuck the shit out of someone, Trainwrekck.

Goddamnit!

Have I told you how amazing I think you are?

[oh crap]

shit, I knew some nasty whores in middle and high school who would fuck you if they though you were in any way associated to the cool guys. what an easy fuck.

[Trainwreck2100]

Just fucking fuck the shit out of someone, Trainwrekck.

Goddamnit!


why i do believe that is an offer

[CuckingFunt]

I bought a truck and it has a lift and tow package $1000 rims (that's for all four 250 apiece) And I started working out. I've lost 4 fucking pounds in a month. It sucks ass. See cause I had a list
a)get job
b)get car
c)get fit
d)get hot looking girl
e)get laid

Now by hot looking girl I mean not fat and good face. But that can be substituted for alright face and big ole boobies
Oh, see, you're trying too hard. Pretend like you don't care about getting laid, and you will.

[midgetonadonkey]

why i do believe that is an offer

:lmao

[katyon6th]

I'm a glass box of emotion.

I'm cumbustible.

Oh dear.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm a glass box of emotion.

I'm cumbustible.

Oh dear.


Kinky

[oh crap]

speaking of kinky... is he getting any votes from you guys?

[katyon6th]

Kinky

Now you're flirting with me.

What color is your truck?

[oh crap]

seems lika a cool guy. hell if bush was govenor, he can't be a downgrade.

[Trainwreck2100]

Now you're flirting with me.

What color is your truck?


Red, and I'm not flirting with you, it's practice

[katyon6th]

Have I told you how amazing I think you are?

No, you haven't. But I'm listening.

You know I think you're stellar, right? Okay.

[jman3000]

shit......

[CuckingFunt]

I had some random guy come up to me today and ask if he could lick my knees.

Should I have considered it flattery?

[jman3000]

Now by hot looking girl I mean not fat and good face. But that can be substituted for alright face and big ole boobies

:lmao

what a great quote.

[jman3000]

I had some random guy come up to me today and ask if he could lick my knees.

Should I have considered it flattery?

You sure it wasn't some retard who saw that you spilt some ranch dressing down there?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You sure it wasn't some retard who saw that you spilt some ranch dressing down there?


That wasn't ranch dressing.

[CuckingFunt]

You sure it wasn't some retard who saw that you spilt some ranch dressing down there?
Pretty sure, as I had no ranch dressing today.

Besides, I'm a relatively flexible girl, but I have no fucking clue what kind of position I'd have to have been eating in to facilitate a drop of ranch dressing landing on my knee.

[CuckingFunt]

That wasn't ranch dressing.
That didn't get on my knee, either.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Splashtown002.jpg

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Easter017.jpg

[attention whore]

I was here. I hope it is noted! thanks for paying attention!

[katyon6th]

Oh my goodness, look at those puppy dog eyes!

[oh crap]

i'm fucking tired

[CuckingFunt]

i'm fucking tired
Sadly, I'm fucking nothing at the moment.

:depressed

[jman3000]

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[CuckingFunt]

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:eyebrows
Man-whore.

[jman3000]

Man-whore.

I've accepted it ... it's who I am.

However, I'm Trainwreckesque in regards to my drought.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Blah...


sigh,


Blah.