Oh Shit!!! (5)

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge, my bitch! Where did you run off to?

I ran off to a couple of Marlboro Menthol Ultra Lights.

[Melmart1]

Laptops with wireless RULE.

[Melmart1]

I ran off to a couple of Marlboro Menthol Ultra Lights.
Menthol ULTRA lights? You fucking pussy!

[CuckingFunt]

Laptops with wireless RULE.
Yes they do. I've been seriously considering buying a new one. Don't really NEED more than my desktop, but it would be nice to have.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ninty-nine cent Mickey's 24 oz cans rule.

[Melmart1]

There will be a 2nd season of "Top Chef"... woohoo!

[Jekka]

Yeah, I think I've met an equal number of insane men and women - women just have the huge swings. It sucks being governed by hormones. Must be nice to be one of those asympomatic women who thinks there's no such thing as PMS.


They say that if women live together long enough, their cycles align. This is why lesbian relationships fail- they are both PMSing and on their period at the exact same time. No way that works.
Seriously, living with a woman you're involved with is a bad idea - I don't even want to be around myself that time of the month, much less another PMSing woman.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am obsessed with the Howard Stern show. I never got to listen before he went to Sirius because no stations in this area carried his show.

[Jekka]

There will be a 2nd season of "Top Chef"... woohoo!
Did you watch the Bravo marathon this afternoon, too? :lol

[Melmart1]

Yes they do. I've been seriously considering buying a new one. Don't really NEED more than my desktop, but it would be nice to have.
I would recommend having both. Laptops run hot a lot and since I work from home on my laptop and play on it, I really need to get my desktop working. Desktop for work, laptop for play and as backup instead of primary/only.

[CuckingFunt]

There will be a 2nd season of "Top Chef"... woohoo!
Damn that "Top Chef." When will the TV people learn that reality marathons are fucking evil? I had zero interest in that show until I watched the last three episodes of season 1 today, and now I'm looking forward to season 2.

[Melmart1]

Did you watch the Bravo marathon this afternoon, too? :lol
YES!! :lmao

How is it that we are always watching the same damn thing?

[CuckingFunt]

I would recommend having both. Laptops run hot a lot and since I work from home on my laptop and play on it, I really need to get my desktop working. Desktop for work, laptop for play and as backup instead of primary/only.
I had just a laptop for years. When I finally got sick of it, I bought just a desktop because I convinced myself that all laptops were a pain in the ass. Now I miss the mobility.

[Melmart1]

Bravo and thier ultra-fun reality shows are EVIL!!! How on earth do they come up with such shows and competitions and just know how to make them tantilizing enough to get me hooked? It's like televised crack! Project Runway, Top Chef, Workout.. even this damn new show "Million Dollar Listing" that I swore I wouldnt watch. Now I find myself HAVING to watch the show tomorrow to see that dumb chick walk in on the realtor's wedding to check on her sale.

[Jekka]

YES!! :lmao

How is it that we are always watching the same damn thing?
:lol I was so pissed when Lea Anne got the boot!!

Marathons are fucking genius - I've gotten into so many shows I was previous apathetic about just because of marathons.

[midgetonadonkey]

I came up with an idea for a reality show where you put 10 crazy homeless people in a million dollar mansion and let them fight for booze, food and clothes. That would be interesting.

[Melmart1]

Yeah.. fuck that diesel dyke Tiffani! Lee Anne should have gotten in. And is it just me or is Harold kinda cute? I bet he is gay though.

[CuckingFunt]

Bravo and thier ultra-fun reality shows are EVIL!!! How on earth do they come up with such shows and competitions and just know how to make them tantilizing enough to get me hooked? It's like televised crack! Project Runway, Top Chef, Workout.. even this damn new show "Million Dollar Listing" that I swore I wouldnt watch. Now I find myself HAVING to watch the show tomorrow to see that dumb chick walk in on the realtor's wedding to check on her sale.
I agree with everything except "Million Dollar Listing." I work in real estate and hate my job, so I've got no desire to watch it on the weekends.

Reality TV in general is evil, and I hate myself a little bit every time I watch it, but my list of reality show addictions grows every season.

[Melmart1]

I came up with an idea for a reality show where you put 10 crazy homeless people in a million dollar mansion and let them fight for booze, food and clothes. That would be interesting.
Wouldn't you just put cameras in a jail, then?

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah.. fuck that diesel dyke Tiffani! Lee Anne should have gotten in. And is it just me or is Harold kinda cute? I bet he is gay though.
Not just you. Both in thinking he's cute, and suspecting he's kinda gay.

[Jekka]

Yeah.. fuck that diesel dyke Tiffani! Lee Anne should have gotten in. And is it just me or is Harold kinda cute? I bet he is gay though.
Harold is cute - and it also helped him that he was only guy there remotely resembling sanity.

Tiffani was obnoxious - who the hell gives poker players snacks they need a fork for? I felt bad for Dave when he was a dish short, though.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, I read interviews where they asked him if he was gay and he laughed and said that was private. So either he is gay, or really doesn't give a fuck if people think he is gay. Either way, he is still dreamy. A man that can cook like that... nummy!

[Melmart1]

Harold is cute - and it also helped him that he was only guy there remotely resembling sanity.

Tiffani was obnoxious - who the hell gives poker players snacks they need a fork for? I felt bad for Dave when he was a dish short, though.
Yeah, her assertion that "once you play poker and win you will like this type of food more" or whatever she said (paraphrasing, of course) was TOTAL bullshit. I found myself wanting harold's wings and dave's chocolate-covered strawberries.

Yeah, I was upset over poor Dave. If he had just pissed in a platter and put it on the cart, he would have won that challenge and then won 2/3... meaning Tiffani gets the boot. Seriously.. who makes a veggie mix with a blueberry dressing like she did? I didnt need to taste that to know it was crap.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wouldn't you just put cameras in a jail, then?

Jails are too controlled. A situation where there are 10 homeless dudes living in a million dollar mansion would be gold. They would make shanks out of pricelesses vases, piss in the hot tub and fight over food. That would be classic.

[Jekka]

Yeah, I read interviews where they asked him if he was gay and he laughed and said that was private. So either he is gay, or really doesn't give a fuck if people think he is gay. Either way, he is still dreamy. A man that can cook like that... nummy!
Food is indeed an excellent aphrodisiac.

[Melmart1]

Jails are too controlled. A situation where there are 10 homeless dudes living in a million dollar mansion would be gold. They would make shanks out of pricelesses vases, piss in the hot tub and fight over food. That would be classic.
That sounds like that show on VH1... whats it called? The one where c-listers go and stuff? Where mini-me was drunk and naked and pissed on the floor...

[CuckingFunt]

That sounds like that show on VH1... whats it called? The one where c-listers go and stuff? Where mini-me was drunk and naked and pissed on the floor...
"The Surreal Life."

But Midge's suggestion actually sounds more like "Flavor of Love."

[Jekka]

Yeah, her assertion that "once you play poker and win you will like this type of food more" or whatever she said (paraphrasing, of course) was TOTAL bullshit. I found myself wanting harold's wings and dave's chocolate-covered strawberries.

Yeah, I was upset over poor Dave. If he had just pissed in a platter and put it on the cart, he would have won that challenge and then won 2/3... meaning Tiffani gets the boot. Seriously.. who makes a veggie mix with a blueberry dressing like she did? I didnt need to taste that to know it was crap.
I'm surprised more people didn't make a bigger deal out of Tiffani's shit than they did. And I would never put crab and blueberries together. Ever. That's just gross.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was dreaming of the past
And my heart was beating fast
I began to lose control
I began to lose control
I didnt mean to hurt you
Im sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didnt want to hurt you
Im just a jealous guy

I was feeling insecure
You might not love me anymore
I was shivering inside
I was shivering inside

I didnt mean to hurt you
Im sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didnt want to hurt you
Im just a jealous guy

I didnt mean to hurt you
Im sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didnt want to hurt you
Im just a jealous guy

I was trying to catch your eyes
Thought that you was trying to hide
I was swallowing my pain
I was swallowing my pain

I didnt mean to hurt you
Im sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didnt want to hurt you
Im just a jealous guy, watch out
Im just a jealous guy, look out babe
Im just a jealous guy

[Melmart1]

I heart John Lennon songs...

[CuckingFunt]

I'm surprised more people didn't make a bigger deal out of Tiffani's shit than they did. And I would never put crab and blueberries together. Ever. That's just gross.
Her face bothered me, so I tried not to pay too much attention to her. Her final menu, with the ten courses, was trying WAY too hard, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

Lennon is the man.

[CuckingFunt]

I heart John Lennon songs...
I especially heart that particular song. One of my very favorites.

[Melmart1]

"The Surreal Life."

But Midge's suggestion actually sounds more like "Flavor of Love."
I was thinking the same thing, but I have only seen one episode, so I couldn't say for sure. This is proof that you should always go with your first instinct.

[Jekka]

I heart John Lennon songs...
I was just about to say that - but you beat me to it since I was singing along with the words as I read them.

[midgetonadonkey]

Flavor of Love is a badass show. Buck Wild is fucking hot.

[CuckingFunt]

I was thinking the same thing, but I have only seen one episode, so I couldn't say for sure. This is proof that you should always go with your first instinct.
If you want to avoid getting sucked into a reality show, stay away from that one at all costs. It's intoxicating.

[Melmart1]

Her face bothered me, so I tried not to pay too much attention to her. Her final menu, with the ten courses, was trying WAY too hard, though.
I agree. Plus she was a bitch to my man Dave. I am glad they showed up drunk/hung over/still drinking. Fuck that dyke who couldn't even come up with her own dessert!

Although I would have loved to try the artichoke rissoto!

[Jekka]

Her face bothered me, so I tried not to pay too much attention to her. Her final menu, with the ten courses, was trying WAY too hard, though.
Speaking of faces, was it just me, or did Miguel look like a Down Sydrome case?

[CuckingFunt]

Flavor of Love is a badass show. Buck Wild is fucking hot.
It's not good when Buck Wild stands out as one of the least insane girls.

[Melmart1]

"Beautiful Boy" is another great song that I love. And "Instant Karma". And "War is Over". And "Woman". And too many others....

[Melmart1]

Speaking of faces, was it just me, or did Miguel look like a Down Sydrome case?
I would never think such a cruel thing! :angel

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of faces, was it just me, or did Miguel look like a Down Sydrome case?
:lmao

I didn't think of it before, but I can see it.

[Melmart1]

SB in the house! How you doing, you mammothly tall beauty, you?

[Jekka]

"Beautiful Boy" is another great song that I love. And "Instant Karma". And "War is Over". And "Woman". And too many others....
"Working Class Hero" and "Imagine" are also favorites.

[Melmart1]

Kori in the house, too! Where is the girl-on-girl you promised? :lol

[Melmart1]

"Working Class Hero" and "Imagine" are also favorites.
Have you ever listened to the tribute/cover album "Working Class Hero"? There are a few decent songs on there, and I usually hate covers.

[CuckingFunt]

We've got an all female thing going on in here right now.

:eyebrows

[Kori Ellis]

Kori in the house, too! Where is the girl-on-girl you promised? :lol
Eve asked me that yesterday too. I told her girl-on-girl-on-girl should be sometime within the next 2 weeks.

[Jekka]

:lmao

I didn't think of it before, but I can see it.
http://www.nbcunicable.com/insidenbccable/img/bravo/promotions/miguel.jpg
I should stop fixating on stuff like this, but I can't help it.

[Melmart1]

Eve asked me that yesterday too. I told her girl-on-girl-on-girl should be sometime within the next 2 weeks.
Three-Way! WOOHOO!

[Jekka]

Have you ever listened to the tribute/cover album "Working Class Hero"? There are a few decent songs on there, and I usually hate covers.
I'm not usually a fan of covers either, but if recommended I'll check them out.

[Melmart1]

http://www.nbcunicable.com/insidenbccable/img/bravo/promotions/miguel.jpg
I should stop fixating on stuff like this, but I can't help it.
:lmao

That is THE definitive picture to make a case for him having Down's.

[midgetonadonkey]

I downloaded the 4 disc John Lennon box set. It's fantastic.

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.nbcunicable.com/insidenbccable/img/bravo/promotions/miguel.jpg
I should stop fixating on stuff like this, but I can't help it.

Looks like just Ugly Syndrome to me, but I haven't seen him in motion.

[Melmart1]

I'm not usually a fan of covers either, but if recommended I'll check them out.
Well, don't go out and buy the disc new. Some of the songs stink. But a few are pretty good, for being covers. I think my favorite tribute album though is the original "Sweet Relief". There are some AWESOME covers on there that I just love.

[midgetonadonkey]

Also, I listened to the entire new Justin Timberlake album on my back from Corpus this afternoon and I have to admit it was nothing I would ever listen to again.

I feel gay even admitting to have listened to it.

[Melmart1]

I downloaded the 4 disc John Lennon box set. It's fantastic.
Oh, from where? I must have that!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.nbcunicable.com/insidenbccable/img/bravo/promotions/miguel.jpg
I should stop fixating on stuff like this, but I can't help it.

That kind of looks like midgetonadonkey. :smokin

-atxrocker

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh, from where? I must have that!

I can zip it and send it to you if you have an email client that can accept such a large file.

[Melmart1]

I can zip it and send it to you if you have an email client that can accept such a large file.
Uhhh... my primary is gmail but I have aol and yahoo, too. I doubt those cheap bastards let it through. Maybe through aim or yahoo messenger?

[CuckingFunt]

Also, I listened to the entire new Justin Timberlake album on my back from Corpus this afternoon and I have to admit it was nothing I would ever listen to again.

I feel gay even admitting to have listened to it.
Why did you listen to it?

[Melmart1]

Why did you listen to it?
Yeah, you queer! Why did you listen to it? Were you smoking Marlboro Menthol Ultra Lights at the same time?

[Melmart1]

Hey Kori- why aren't more people signed up for the survivor league? I thought it was pretty popular last year. I can't believe I am in ANOTHER league with Horry. At least he is not in charge this time. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

SB in the house! How you doing, you mammothly tall beauty, you?

How you doin'? :eyebrows

I'm a little buzzed and catching up on today's read.

Nice convos ladies and midge.

[MannyIsGod]

Its fucking raining here. Its pouring. I can actually smell the rain through the ac

[Melmart1]

How you doin'? :eyebrows

I'm a little buzzed and catching up on today's read.

Nice convos ladies and midge.
Damnit! I sign off to go pee and miss SB :depressed

[Melmart1]

Its fucking raining here. Its pouring. I can actually smell the rain through the ac
You have a wall unit?

[CuckingFunt]

I wish it would rain here. I'm glad we don't have the humidity, but I hate how fucking dry it is all the time.

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck no we dont' have a wall unit. But i could still smell it.

[Mr Dio]

Hi Manny....miss me?

[Melmart1]

I missed Dio! Where you been all my life?

[Mr Dio]

Lounging allllll day.
About to log off cuz I have to get up early, no later than noon.

[Melmart1]

No later than noon is early? :lol

[Mr Dio]

YES!,
I used to have breakfast @ 1p-3p last month. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Dio, I always miss you.

[MannyIsGod]

My breakfast is almost always at 2. Its a rough life, really.

[Mr Dio]

I hear ya.
Night ya'll!!

[Melmart1]

'night, Dio!

I used to be that way... up at 1 or 2pm everyday. Lately I have been going to bed around midnight and getting up at 7. It sucks. Tonight is a rare night that I am up late. And Mr. Dio goes to bed. Oh, well. Hopefully that beauty Jekka comes back then the loss of Mr. Dio won't matter. :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hate this staying up until 3 or 4 a.m. shit.

I don't like waking up late - especially when I was so used to waking up in the single digits hours of the morning, even when I didn't have to be on the desk until 1 p.m.

I'm also going stir-fucking-crazy not having a job to go to consistently and for good hours. I don't know if I can make the end of the year as I originally planned.

[Melmart1]

I'm also going stir-fucking-crazy not having a job to go to consistently and for good hours. I don't know if I can make the end of the year as I originally planned.
I have a VERY inconsistent job as an independent contractor. I LOVE working form home on my own schedule.. BUT there are downsides such as no consistency, as you are raving about. I have a certain amount of work that I do everyday w/o fail... and the rest is as-you-go and that does suck and can drive you nuts. I suppose every job comes with its drawbacks.

Hang in there, JB. I know you are not the same kind of writer as me but we gotta stick together.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have a VERY inconsistent job as an independent contractor. I LOVE working form home on my own schedule.. BUT there are downsides such as no consistency, as you are raving about. I have a certain amount of work that I do everyday w/o fail... and the rest is as-you-go and that does suck and can drive you nuts. I suppose every job comes with its drawbacks.

Hang in there, JB. I know you are not the same kind of writer as me but we gotta stick together.

I've got some reasons I feel my chances for FT employment (anywhere, not just in SA) are pretty good, my main question is, do I want to start looking now or wait out the year like I had planned.

[Kori Ellis]

Hey Kori- why aren't more people signed up for the survivor league? I thought it was pretty popular last year. I can't believe I am in ANOTHER league with Horry. At least he is not in charge this time. :lol

I don't know. People loved it last year.
I think I'll put a link in Spurs forum.

[Melmart1]

I've got some reasons I feel my chances for FT employment (anywhere, not just in SA) are pretty good, my main question is, do I want to start looking now or wait out the year like I had planned.
OK... I have read ST for a long time, so even though I don't KNOW you... I am giving you advice. From what I can tell, you are young, unmarried and w/o children. Take advantage of that! And do what you REALLY want NOW... Cus I am almost 30 and barely pursuing what I always wanted to do- which is to be a writer. Starting a new career at this age is rough, so if you already know what you want... DO IT. You have nothing holding you back. I would go into it more but methinks I will already get made fun of for it. I sound sappy in this advice but I wish someone had pushed me at your age (I am assuming 23 or so?). You may hate the "stepping stone" jobs.. but they are crucial. I hope you make it through! There needs to be more writers with integrity!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Everytime I look at this one job posting on JournalismJobs.com, I always start laughing at what they used to have up there.

It was an ad for a cops reporter in Brownsville. The job paid $15,000-$20,000 FT and it had all the standard criteria for applicants except for one notable one.

It said that the applicant couldn't "be afraid of dying."

[Melmart1]

I don't know. People loved it last year.
I think I'll put a link in Spurs forum.
Yeah.. I didn't post here this time last year but I read everything and I remember it being really popular. So when I signed on today I was surprised at how few were signed up.

[Melmart1]

Everytime I look at this one job posting on JournalismJobs.com, I always start laughing at what they used to have up there.

It was an ad for a cops reporter in Brownsville. The job paid $15,000-$20,000 FT and it had all the standard criteria for applicants except for one notable one.

It said that the applicant couldn't "be afraid of dying."
:lmao

OK.. 1st off.. that is a PALTRY salary for that kind of job.. 2nd.. WTF?!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

OK... I have read ST for a long time, so even though I don't KNOW you... I am giving you advice. From what I can tell, you are young, unmarried and w/o children. Take advantage of that! And do what you REALLY want NOW... Cus I am almost 30 and barely pursuing what I always wanted to do- which is to be a writer. Starting a new career at this age is rough, so if you already know what you want... DO IT. You have nothing holding you back. I would go into it more but methinks I will already get made fun of for it. I sound sappy in this advice but I wish someone had pushed me at your age (I am assuming 23 or so?). You may hate the "stepping stone" jobs.. but they are crucial. I hope you make it through! There needs to be more writers with integrity!

Thanks. I'm actually 26 and currently without my degree, although it's almost impossible for me to financially go back to school right now. My thoughts were of getting settled somewhere, then start taking the last few classes since most of them should transfer as they're lower-level courses.

If push really came to shove, I could go back to San Angelo. My city editor told me on the way out that the position would be there for me if I changed my mind and as far as I can tell, they have yet to fill the position as the cops coverage has been pretty damn lacking.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao

OK.. 1st off.. that is a PALTRY salary for that kind of job.. 2nd.. WTF?!

Drug wars. A former Star reporter (she graduated right after I was hired as news editor) was the first reporter on the scene (from the States) at the newsroom shootings in Nuevo Laredo a while back.

It's (morbidly) funny, but I think I would rather go to Iraq and cover the war than to send my coconut self to the border and try to make sense of the open attacks on journalists down at the border.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And as far as salaries go, I saw a survey about a month-and-a-half ago that said the average starting salary for entry-level reporters at 550+ dailies was $29,400.

[Melmart1]

That average salary seem really low to me.. especially for someone wiht a degree who has ingtegrity...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That average salary seem really low to me.. especially for someone wiht a degree who has ingtegrity...

Well, let's just say the ST's offer was almost 20 percent south of that number I posted.

[Melmart1]

Why does that NOT surprise me?

[MannyIsGod]

'night, Dio!

I used to be that way... up at 1 or 2pm everyday. Lately I have been going to bed around midnight and getting up at 7. It sucks. Tonight is a rare night that I am up late. And Mr. Dio goes to bed. Oh, well. Hopefully that beauty Jekka comes back then the loss of Mr. Dio won't matter. :)Jekka is passed out right now. She starts a new job in the morning!

[Silver21_Black20]

It is past noon and it is drizzling and 72 degrees outside. 'bout damn time! :)

[katyon6th]

It's so gloomy and miserable outside. I love it.

[ashbeeigh]

my jeans are wet and my hair is curled. Man, I complain a lot. But I didn't have to read those damned articles.

[1369]

A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot.. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day. One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him.

The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

[katyon6th]

Baby elephants are so cute.

[Jekka]

'night, Dio!

I used to be that way... up at 1 or 2pm everyday. Lately I have been going to bed around midnight and getting up at 7. It sucks. Tonight is a rare night that I am up late. And Mr. Dio goes to bed. Oh, well. Hopefully that beauty Jekka comes back then the loss of Mr. Dio won't matter. :)
I feel so loved! I had an early morning and needed to pass out - and I have another early morning tomorrow ... hooray. 7am sucks.

[Melmart1]

So what is this new job that Manny speaks of? 7am sucks. I was up till 4am last night and I still woke up when my roommate got up at 6:30 to feed his damn dogs. I don't think it's possible for him to make more noise than he does at that hour. I took a nap but I am still sleepy.

[ashbeeigh]

so I'm not complaining anymore. I broke 2 miles today. If I could express a dance in an emoticon I would. And it's going to rain more. more dancing.

[MannyIsGod]

I still fucking hate Ashbeigh. Tell me the rest of you feel the same?

[tlongII]

so I'm not complaining anymore. I broke 2 miles today. If I could express a dance in an emoticon I would. And it's going to rain more. more dancing.

http://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/banana.gif http://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/rbanana.gifhttp://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/gbanana.gif

[ashbeeigh]

I still fucking hate Ashbeigh. Tell me the rest of you feel the same?

The feeling is mutual.

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/banana.gif http://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/rbanana.gifhttp://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/gbanana.gif

That's awesome. Thank you. I will have to remember those for later.

[MannyIsGod]

The feeling is mutual.I already knew that you hated Ashbeigh too.

[ashbeeigh]

I already knew that you hated Ashbeigh too.
self-hate isn't on the top of my my list of things to do. You damn well knew what I meant. I haven't done anything to you in the past few weeks. Did you just come in here to spice things up because T-Park is gone *for now*? Go find someone else, seriously. I don't have time now. If you don't like my random shit just ignore it like the rest of them.

[Zombie's Buddy]

:rolleyes

[1369]

Q: What did the hurricane say to the cocoanut tree?

A: Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.

[Zombie's Buddy]

Q: What did the hurricane say to the cocoanut tree?

A: Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.
:rolleyes

[1369]

:rolleyes

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forward or backwards, she did a split and suction-cupped herself to the floor.



She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in.



"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said.



"S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobber (his mate) to help."



They came back and they both tried to pull her up.



"No way, we can't do it," Cobber said, "so let's try plan B."



"Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?"



"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.



"Spot on," Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples."



"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exacatly a good time for that, mate!"



"No," Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive."

[MannyIsGod]

self-hate isn't on the top of my my list of things to do. You damn well knew what I meant. I haven't done anything to you in the past few weeks. Did you just come in here to spice things up because T-Park is gone *for now*? Go find someone else, seriously. I don't have time now. If you don't like my random shit just ignore it like the rest of them.You don't have time?

So if I keep saying shit like this am I going to make you late?

:lol

[katyon6th]

I still fucking hate Ashbeigh. Tell me the rest of you feel the same?

Where the hell have you been? That made me laugh out loud.

[Jekka]

So what is this new job that Manny speaks of? 7am sucks. I was up till 4am last night and I still woke up when my roommate got up at 6:30 to feed his damn dogs. I don't think it's possible for him to make more noise than he does at that hour. I took a nap but I am still sleepy.
I'm doing a year with AmeriCorps, and I have more training tomorrow at 8am ... I'll probably stumble in with a large thermos of french-press coffee, the kind loaded with caffeine and tasting like dirt. I love it.

My roommate freshman year had a long distance relationship with her boyfriend, and every other week or so he'd just show up unannounced at 5:30am making as much noise as possible ... I hated him. People who are that inconsiderate early in the mornings when I have no patience are just asking for it.

[ashbeeigh]

You don't have time?


Time for your unwarranted attacks.


Jekka, that sounds awesome. I really want to do AmeriCorps after I graduate as well.

[Jekka]

I don't have time now.
What the hell are you doing posting your inane babblings in the club if you "don't have time"? Are you saying that your prattling is uncontrollable?

[Jekka]

Time for your unwarranted attacks.


Jekka, that sounds awesome. I really want to do AmeriCorps after I graduate as well.
The pay is shit, but if you do it full time you get health insurance benefits, and it's a good stepping stone for future jobs.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/banana.gif http://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/rbanana.gifhttp://www.basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/gbanana.gif

Where he at
Where he at
Where he at
Where he at

There he go
There he go
There he go
There he go

Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly

[ashbeeigh]

The pay is shit, but if you do it full time you get health insurance benefits, and it's a good stepping stone for future jobs.

Experience is always great for anyone, and insurance? Don't you get reinbursed for some loans (or paid something for education) as well? I found one for Habitat that involved helping the families through the whole housing process, and after this summer it's something I'm really interested in. And as for the time thing, this thread is for randomness isn't it?

[Jekka]

Experience is always great for anyone, and insurance? Don't you get reinbursed for some loans (or paid something for education) as well? I found one for Habitat that involved helping the families through the whole housing process, and after this summer it's something I'm really interested in. And as for the time thing, this thread is for randomness isn't it?
It's different by program, but the specific full time position I'm doing will give me a $5000 voucher for school loans and will also allow me to defer my loans after graduation until I'm done with AmeriCorps (they will also pay your interest while you're deferring). So, I'll be eating raman, but at least I'll have health coverage and less student debt in the meantime.

[Ginofan]

One never realizes how much a part of one's life the internet is, until one is without it for four and half days, good grief.

[ashbeeigh]

It's different by program, but the specific full time position I'm doing will give me a $5000 voucher for school loans and will also allow me to defer my loans after graduation until I'm done with AmeriCorps (they will also pay your interest while you're deferring). So, I'll be eating raman, but at least I'll have health coverage and less student debt in the meantime.

:tu Let me know how it goes so maybe I can decide early on which way I want to go this upcoming year.

[tlongII]

Man there's a bunch of left-wing liberal shit in here!

[dirk4mvp]

Where he at
Where he at
Where he at
Where he at

There he go
There he go
There he go
There he go

Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly

:lmao

[atxrocker]

posting links to gay porn under my mike tyson troll is both cool and creative- midgetonadonkey

[atxrocker]

this thread was funner when melmart was giving away identities

[Don King]

this thread was funner when melmart was giving away identities


This shit was funnier when you were gonna beat Midge's ass. Or was it the other way around?

[Silver21_Black20]

Having a conversation with yourself, isn't funny.

[Mr Dio]

Who said that?

[ShoogarBear]

Man, I love those Raman noodles you can buy in the grocery store for 17 cents a pack. Only holdover from my student days I still keep. 17 cents for a meal! Where else can you find that these days?

[atxrocker]

Having a conversation with yourself, isn't funny.


being wrong, isn't cool.

[Melmart1]

some people don't know how to let shit go :rolleyes

[Silver21_Black20]

being wrong, isn't cool.

Well shit...I'm glad cause I've never considered myself cool but for once, I think I am. You sign on and off quite regularly. But before you come up with an excuse...I'm done.

Good Day!

[dirk4mvp]

How many pages must the Oh Shit! thread be before it splits?

[Melmart1]

How many pages must the Oh Shit! thread be before it splits?
I don't know how many pages it is, but 4,000 posts is where it splits.

[Silver21_Black20]

It splits at 4000 posts.

[dirk4mvp]

:tu

[ShoogarBear]

:td

[Kori Ellis]

Man, I love those Raman noodles you can buy in the grocery store for 17 cents a pack. Only holdover from my student days I still keep. 17 cents for a meal! Where else can you find that these days?

I saw them on sale for 12 for $1.00 the other day :lol EIGHT CENTS FOR A MEAL!!

[Melmart1]

When I lived in Seattle, the ramen noodles in "The Cave" which was basically a convenience store in the basement of my dorm charged 50 cents for a pack of ramen. This was in 1994, too! Cheap bastards! I had to walk ten blocks to Safeway and get them for 8/1.00 which is still more than they were in SA at the time.

[dirk4mvp]

:td


Nah, :tu is suitable here.

[dirk4mvp]

The shrimp noodles own all other flavors. But sometimes I'm too lazy to make them :lol

[Melmart1]

How can you be too lazy to boil water? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Cheap bastards! Actually, that's the term that would be applied to you. :lol

Only one thing about the Raman. I bought a pack of Chicken Flavor, and Beef Flavor, and Vegetable Flavor. And then I always end up getting a pack of Oriental Flavor, too.

That's always sorta bothered me. WTF is "Oriental Flavor"? Soylent Yellow?

[Melmart1]

Actually, that's the term that would be applied to you. :lol

Actually, I was a student at the time so the term that should have applied was poor bastard.

[ShoogarBear]

I saw them on sale for 12 for $1.00 the other day :lol EIGHT CENTS FOR A MEAL!!And the profit margin is probably still something like five cents. You know they must be selling shitloads of them.

[dirk4mvp]

How can you be too lazy to boil water? :lol

Sometimes it takes a while. And in that case, I grab some chips. :)

[ShoogarBear]

How can you be too lazy to boil water? :lolI can supply you with a list of folks.

[ramen]

Sometimes it takes a while. And in that case, I grab some chips. :)


:td

[dirk4mvp]

:td


Sorry dude, but convinience rules nowadays.

[ShoogarBear]

:tdDamn, mouse thinks of everything.

[CuckingFunt]

I had a friend in college who had the student eating program down to such a science he could make you a gourmet meal with a pack of ramen and a broken down coffee maker.

[ashbeeigh]

I have never had ramen. The smell makes me want to puke.

[Douche]

I have never had ramen. The smell makes me want to puke.


Would it be more appealing if I added some warm piss in it just you, since you like that type of thing?

[midgetonadonkey]

It's early.

[mcornelio]

good morning everyone.

[CuckingFunt]

It's early.
Yes it is. And I don't like it.

[1369]

Yes it is. And I don't like it.

9:00 is early?

Slackers.

[CuckingFunt]

9:00 is early?

Slackers.
I'm in California, so it's 7:00.

Which is still not really that early, but it's earlier than I want it to be.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want CuckingFunt to be my boss. Give me a job woman.

[1369]

Nice to see you've taken Dean Wormer's advice Midge.

Don't konw why, but I figured Cucking for a local SA gal.

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of job?

[1369]

Lawn care?

[CuckingFunt]

Don't konw why, but I figured Cucking for a local SA gal.
Nope. I've never even been to Texas, unless you count the Dallas airport.

[midgetonadonkey]

What kind of job?

You can pay me to "service the lawn". If you know what I mean.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p-E6-34E9BA

[CuckingFunt]

You can pay me to "service the lawn". If you know what I mean.
I've already got a landscaper who does it for free.

[CuckingFunt]

That was way more than I ever wanted to know about Jessica Simpson.

[midgetonadonkey]

Her vagina is huge.

[ObiwanGinobili]

midget i love you

[tlongII]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p-E6-34E9BA

I'd hit it.

[midgetonadonkey]

midget i love you

I love you too sunshine.

[CuckingFunt]

Perky morning people suck ass.

That is all.

[1369]

Grouchy morning people deserve to be beat in the forehead with a tack hammer until their attitude improves.

[midgetonadonkey]

How about indifferent morning people? What do they deserve?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How about indifferent morning people? What do they deserve?

Anal leakage.

[Fillmoe]

thats a big ass cameltoe.....

[Joe Camel]

thats a big ass cameltoe.....

I've seen bigger.

[katyon6th]

Perky morning people suck ass.

That is all.


That's just rude, you whore.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like when Katy cusses. I find it extremely adorable.

[CuckingFunt]

That's just rude, you whore.
You're right, that was rude. I should clarify:

Perky morning people who feel the need to call me before 8:00 AM and share their perkiness with me when I'm feeling uncharacteristically grumpy suck ass.

[Pauly Shore]

kira once licked my left nut and it felt good

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the hell is Mad Martigan when you need him?

[batman2883]

this friday at club pure....Patronfest 2006, $2 patron shots all night long, the club will reach its capacity quickly so you guys better get there early if you want some Patron............ladies in free before 11:30 pm...look for me at the door....peace!!!

[Mad Martigan]

im the greatest swordsman to ever live you peck

[ashbeeigh]

People that get next to you on the treadmill and crank it up to like 9 and then haul ass should be shot. It's happened to me twice in the last two days, oth boys in my 2:30 class. Gaaah. I may have to start running on the track....

[Inigo Montoya]

justin timberlake's new song is the bomb....my love is this shit!!!!

http://www.filelodge.com/files/room18/467796/tunes/04%20My%20Love%20%28Feat.%20T.I.%29.mp3

[jman3000]

i'm fucking hungry ... and i have strep throat ... son of a bitch.

[Inigo Montoya]

if i wrote you a symphony,
just to say how much you mean to me
what would you do
if i told you, you were beautiful
would you date me on a regular
tell me would you
now baby ive been around the world
and i aint ever seen another girl
like you
this ring here represents my heart
now there's only one thing i need from you
say i do

[Inigo Montoya]

i'm fucking hungry ... and i have strep throat ... son of a bitch.
stop swallowing cum fag

[Inigo Montoya]

I just shaved my cats pubic hairs and wore them as moustache today while giving a german shephard a rim job to see if it would notice i was using cat hairs as my facial hair
-midge

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

classic

[Inigo Montoya]

just like luigi

[Inigo Montoya]

i love you sandra

[Silver21_Black20]

i love you sandra

:makeout

[midgetonadonkey]

Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free

[Silver21_Black20]

Peaches kick ass!!

[1369]

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

[katyon6th]

I have a clear view of a woman sitting in the building lobby with her legs open. Her mother would not be proud.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have a clear view of a woman sitting in the building lobby with her legs open. Her mother would not be proud.

Is she hot?

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a clear view of a woman sitting in the building lobby with her legs open. Her mother would not be proud.

Did you see bush?

[katyon6th]

Is she hot?

After I posted that, I said to myself I should've added an addendum stating "and no, she isn't hot".

She's not attractive at all.

[katyon6th]

I just heard Booger say "we've got bush!".

[midgetonadonkey]

haha Booger is all I've ever wanted to be.

[katyon6th]

Oh, and noooooooooooooooooo, I did not see bush. Thank you Jesus.

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you have been excited to see bush?

[tlongII]

Brazilian wax job?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you see labias?

[midgetonadonkey]

Katy is a girl
She used to have real big teeth
Now they are normal

[midgetonadonkey]

That is my katy haiku

[tlongII]

Katy saw the beav.
What? No bush? How could that be?
Brazilian wax job.








That is my Katy Haiku.

[katyon6th]

Haikus just for me!
Oh, how you make me giggle
Like a lil school girl

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Katy is damn cool
She still owes me a t-shirt
I hope to get it

[katyon6th]

Haiku for Katy day. This is awesome.

[1369]

Katy the brown one
At one time "Katy On Sixth"
Alas, Sixth no more

[ShoogarBear]

Haikus for katy?
What is the world coming to?
Punch it in the nose.

[CuckingFunt]

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Yay! Finally a song that I enjoy is stuck in my head.

[CuckingFunt]

After I posted that, I said to myself I should've added an addendum stating "and no, she isn't hot".

She's not attractive at all.
That's unfortunate.

[midgetonadonkey]

Peaches kick ass!!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

where the fuck is trainwreck

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/khan.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Could it be possible that Trainwreck is finally getting some ass?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

maybe he's getting some asshbeigh

[midgetonadonkey]

He just might show up in her next bravatar.

[katyon6th]

LMB, master of Haikus, write me one.

Thanks.

[midgetonadonkey]

One time Katy got
Massive bukkake attack
On her chubby cheeks

[Mr Dio]

JB takes it deep
Without any lube or spit
Blaze da anal ho'!

[CuckingFunt]

Could it be possible that Trainwreck is finally getting some ass?
I suggested that possibility a while ago, but we've not gotten confirmation yet.

[katyon6th]

maybe he's getting some asshbeigh

That's insulting to Trainwreck and his fucking family.

Be nice.

[oh crap]

too legit

[oh crap]

too legit to quit

[oh crap]

I once got head while watching Adams family when I was in middle school

[oh crap]

it was cool

[DoubtingThomas]

maybe he's getting some asshbeigh

:wow

[ShoogarBear]

I once got head while watching Adams family when I was in middle schoolWhen it's your dog it doesn't count.

[oh crap]

When it's your dog it doesn't count.


funniest. post. ever.

[oh crap]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n110/moraltroll/mybad1.gif

[oh crap]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n110/moraltroll/Weekend111.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Cool boots.

[Das Texan]

I love watching no hitters.


Even more when my team gets them.


Good times.

[ShoogarBear]

funniest. post. ever.thankyaverymuch

[oh crap]

1:47 what the fuck?

[oh crap]

i went to wal-mart today and laughed when i passed the plus size dept.. couldn't help bul laugh. it's fucked up, but whatever.

[ShoogarBear]

Congrats.

You killed the thread.

[CuckingFunt]

Congrats.

You killed the thread.
Quite visciously.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I passed out early last night and I feeeeeeeeeeeel good.

[katyon6th]

You suck. I stayed up way too late that coffee isn't appealing nor satisfying at this moment, which is just wrong.

[MannyIsGod]

You should go get a pumpkin spice chai from Borders. That shit is like liquid pumpkin pie. Best coffee ever.

[katyon6th]

Fucking pumpkin pie is my most favorite pie in the entire world. Pumpkin pie season!