Oh Shit!!! (5)

[midgetonadonkey]

The highlight of my ST summer.

Sure.

[Silver21_Black20]

Remember when you two spent the whole night "pulling pigtails" as Kori stated.

Actually, I do but I was being stubborn and it totally back-fired. Eh...whatever.

Damn you midge!!!

[dougp]

Actually, I do but I was being stubborn and it totally back-fired. Eh...whatever.

Damn you midge!!!
wtf, u never told me about this ... PICTURES!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Mr Dio :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

With several ladies? Don't you mean the way you two would flirt with each other?
jman does flirt with several ladies. He's a shameless man-whore.

However, in my short time here I have come to the conclusion that someone is a clear favorite.

[DeMarcus Bryant]

this thread sucks major penis
then get the f*** out

[LaMarcus Bryant]

ashbeeigh silver n black and jman had a threesome??!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

demarcus bryant i challenge you to a battle of wits, to the death.

[Silver21_Black20]

ashbeeigh silver n black and jman had a threesome??!

That was just mean and uncalled for.

I don't think I can forgive you LMB.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

my reading comprehension falls through the floor after a few ,in the haze of hte last few pages that was all i gathered

taht and this enigma dude worries me, i think he's horry

[LaMarcus Bryant]

besides we have the same exact birthday you can't hate me

[dougp]

my reading comprehension falls through the floor after a few ,in the haze of hte last few pages that was all i gathered

taht and this enigma dude worries me, i think he's horry
don't you ever fucking insult me like that ... fuckin dickhead.

[Silver21_Black20]

besides we have the same exact birthday you can't hate me

Aw really...Kick Ass!!!

Ok...I forgive you.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

hyeah september 20th 2006 will be a day for the ages

[midgetonadonkey]

I do see enigma as becoming very Horryesque. Maybe we should just start calling him Horry.

[Silver21_Black20]

hyeah september 20th 2006 will be a day for the ages

Any plans?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I do see enigma as becoming very Horryesque. Maybe we should just start calling him Horry.

You see him skull-fucking sheep in the middle of The Quad?

[dougp]

I do see enigma as becoming very Horryesque. Maybe we should just start calling him Horry.
uhm no ... did kosmo come over to measure your bro?

oh well, bed time ... g'night women.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

uhm no ... did kosmo come over to measure your bro?

oh well, bed time ... g'night women.

If enigma were Horry-esque...he'd be saying goodnight to the pre-op transsexuals that like wearing the British flag as skirts.

[Mr Dio]

Any plans?


We're pitching in & getting you some Barry Manilow tickets.
He is opening up for William Hung & Supernova.

[Silver21_Black20]

We're pitching in & getting you some Barry Manilow tickets.
He is opening up for William Hung & Supernova.

Oh...uh...I don't know what to say to that. Um....Thx!

[Mr Dio]

Oh...uh...I don't know what to say to that. Um....Thx!


You're very welcome.
BTW, William Hung wants to have u as his personal guest backstage.

[ashbeeigh]

How did we get up to 600 posts in a less then a day?

[Kori Ellis]

Melmart, check again and see if you can upload your avatar.

[Fillmoe]

How did we get up to 600 posts in a less then a day?


Too many losers post at this forum..... :king

[LaMarcus Bryant]

mookie was made a moderator in the college football forum

hmm...i sense him abusing his powers in the near future

[Mr Dio]

mookie was made a moderator in the college football forum

hmm...i sense him abusing his powers in the near future


Have him post that "They call me" pic again! :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Too many losers post at this forum..... :king

Then why hasn't it hit 1,000? :D

[Das Texan]

what the fuck is happenin here tonight?

[Silver21_Black20]

what the fuck is happenin here tonight?

All kinds of shit.

Missed ya! ;)

[Das Texan]

All kinds of shit.

Missed ya! ;)



thats great.

and if you want something out of me, all you gotta do is ask.


jeez.

[Silver21_Black20]

thats great.

and if you want something out of me, all you gotta do is ask.


jeez.

:lol
I would never... :angel

[Das Texan]

:lol
I would never... :angel


what ask?


ya i know, none of your kind ever do, its supposed to be 'understood'


:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

what ask?


ya i know, none of your kind ever do, its supposed to be 'understood'


:lol

I'm insulted.

I have nothing to ask of you. I just said I missed ya, what would make you think I wanted something?

Geezus!!!

[Das Texan]

I'm insulted.

I have nothing to ask of you. I just said I missed ya, what would make you think I wanted something?

Geezus!!!



cause you winked at me.

damn.

*reads into things way too much sometimes*


:elephant


*goes back to keeping things blunt*

[Silver21_Black20]

cause you winked at me.

damn.

*reads into things way too much sometimes*


:elephant


*goes back to keeping things blunt*

:lol

I put the ;) cause I was trying to be nice.

[Das Texan]

:lol

I put the ;) cause I was trying to be nice.



when in reality you didnt give a fuck eh?


awesome

:drunk

[Silver21_Black20]

when in reality you didnt give a fuck eh?


awesome

:drunk

Well, that's just not true.

But think what you want to think. :blah

[Das Texan]

Well, that's just not true.

But think what you want to think. :blah


so you do care....



aww thats sweet.

[Silver21_Black20]

so you do care....



aww thats sweet.

Eh...not so much now.


:lol

[Das Texan]

Eh...not so much now.


:lol



liar.

[angel_luv]

Stacie the Sportschick is on t.v.

FSN... Hooter's pagent. I am assuming it is a re run.

I was just channel surfing and recognized her.

She is so pretty. :)

[batman2883]

what would the world be like without batman2883?

[ShoogarBear]

Quieter.

[batman2883]

hey lets have a hooters gtg damn it...i love hooters wings, they're hooterific!!

[batman2883]

Quieter.
fuck the word quiet.....im a loud obnoxious bastard and i love it

[batman2883]

giggity giggity

[batman2883]

i am the very model of a modern major general

[ShoogarBear]

Defer to the Lord High Executioner

[batman2883]

where is manny i want to take his money like asap

[batman2883]

welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games

[ashbeeigh]

fuck these classes on Fridays.

[batman2883]

fuck you ashbiiaaaaatch

[batman2883]

man tonight is gonna be the bomb diggity cant wait to go out man but i gotta hit the gym first gotta stay focused

[batman2883]

giggity giggity

[ashbeeigh]

hey now. I haven't done anything! I'm about to leave.

[batman2883]

Good

[batman2883]

la;lfds;nalidfhlakjd;slakponra

[jman3000]

I got owned by campus security yesterday. I was trying to buy something off ebay in the library, when I got this tap on the shoulder followed by a "These computers are for academic use only. So no Myspace." :lol It's as if they feel like everyone is on it so they say it just to be sure.

But anyway... it's hot as Hell outside and I have no idea why I'm wearing all black... and lugging a guitar around... and all my damn books... son of a bitch.

[1369]

But anyway... it's hot as Hell outside and I have no idea why I'm wearing all black... and lugging a guitar around...

Trying to channel the creative spirit of Robert Smith?

[ashbeeigh]

But anyway... it's hot as Hell outside and I have no idea why I'm wearing all black... and lugging a guitar around... and all my damn books... son of a bitch.

Ha. I'm done with classes for the day.

[ashbeeigh]

1Billups1! Want to go tubing this weekend? We're going to get shitfaced, then play poker.

[1369]

1Billups1! Want to go tubing this weekend? We're going to get shitfaced, then play poker.

Last I heard there wasn't much flow in the river, so unless you want to exfoliate your ass, I'd skip the tubing thing and just drink and play poker.

[batman2883]

damn carne guisada with cheese is a beautiful thing

[batman2883]

i am my brother's keeper

[batman2883]

and shepherds we shall be
for thee lord for thee

[Mixability]

i am my brother's keeper

:lmao

[1369]

I don't care if you drove through a mountain in Texas. This is New Jersey, and when you play my... when you play my joint, you're just another act. I want some music out'a you characters!

[Silver21_Black20]

giggity giggity

goo!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I think batman and I need to go salsa dancing. I love the way he moves his hips to that sexy salsa sound.

[dougp]

goo!!!
hola!

[midgetonadonkey]

The New Horry has arrived.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you would rather be called New Horry or Horry Jr.?

[dougp]

The New Horry has arrived.
and of course the dime hooker is still on his corner from last night.

[dougp]

Do you would rather be called New Horry or Horry Jr.?
I could block you and then either way it doesn't matter.

[midgetonadonkey]

I could block you and then either way it doesn't matter.

If you block me that would make you an even bigger pussy than Horry ever was.

[Silver21_Black20]

cereal or waffles?

[tlongII]

waffles.....with butter and maple syrup.

[Silver21_Black20]

waffles.....with butter and maple syrup.

Waffles it is.

Thx!

[ShoogarBear]

If you don't know . . . that means you're waffling!

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

I kill me.

[ShoogarBear]

It's 11:30, you shouldn't just be getting up anyway.

[ShoogarBear]

Four posts in a row . . . I'm the new batman.

[ShoogarBear]

five . . . six

[ShoogarBear]

seven?

[dougp]

seven?
no

[Marklar MM]

charge

[ShoogarBear]

no

Yes.

Just not eight.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, now I know how Joe DiMaggio musta felt.

[Marklar MM]

look

[Marklar MM]

mah

[Marklar MM]

Im

[Marklar MM]

Doing

[Marklar MM]

it

[dougp]

What did Mark say to his mom when she caught him masturbating?





















Look ma, no hands.

[midgetonadonkey]

-Horry

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was creamed in the face last night by a male Cambodian hooker.

-Horry

[Marklar MM]

What did Mark say to his mom when she caught him masturbating?





















Look ma, no hands.


:) Good one.

[dougp]

:) Good one.
It was either, "Look ma, no hands!" or "Nothing, his mouth was full."

Eh, either way, +1!

[Marklar MM]

It was either, "Look ma, no hands!" or "Nothing, his mouth was full."

Eh, either way, +1!

Shiet. Your killin me.

[dougp]

Shiet. Your killin me.
Sweet, I'm gonna quit my job now and be a comedian.

"And you Mr. Jerry, are no comedian."

/obscure seinfeld reference.

[Marklar MM]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[dougp]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dunno ... why?

[midgetonadonkey]

-Horry

[Marklar MM]

I dunno ... why?

To get to the other side.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAHAHAAAAA

My h key is stuck.

[dougp]

To get to the other side.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAHAHAAAAA

My h key is stuck.
Man, I just peed myself ... bastard.

[Marklar MM]

What would Andy Milonakis do?

[Silver21_Black20]

I hate that Andy Milonakis bastard. He isn't funny.

[Marklar MM]

He is a source of anger to us all.

[midgetonadonkey]

Andy Milonakis is as funny as the New Horry, enigma. They are both retards.

[jman3000]

Andy Melonokis is like 35 years old and belongs in the same category as Webster, Gary Coleman, and ...... can't think of anyone else who has that disorder... Cory Feldman.

[dougp]

Andy Milonakis is as funny as the New Horry, enigma. They are both retards.
if you could come up with anything original and in the slight bit amusing, you might warrant an insulting rebuttal.

Until then, try harder young padawan.

[jman3000]

This girl in my Spanish class is about as perfect as a girl can possibly get. It's hard to concentrate.

[Silver21_Black20]

Andy Melonokis is like 35 years old and belongs in the same category as Webster, Gary Coleman, and ...... can't think of anyone else who has that disorder... Cory Feldman.

Is he really 35 years old?

[jman3000]

I'm gonna shave my head and pretend I'm a cancer patient... maybe she'll go out with me on pity alone.

[dougp]

This girl in my Spanish class is about as perfect as a girl can possibly get. It's hard to concentrate.
it's not true unless you post pics.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This girl in my Spanish class is about as perfect as a girl can possibly get. It's hard to concentrate.

TTIWWP.

[jman3000]

Is he really 35 years old?

He's like 32. I exagerated a bit.

[jman3000]

This girl in my Spanish class is about as perfect as a girl can possibly get. It's hard to concentrate.
On second thought... I wasn't really looking at her face... so I could be lying, but for shits and giggles I will say it's so.

[midgetonadonkey]

if you could come up with anything original and in the slight bit amusing, you might warrant an insulting rebuttal.

Until then, try harder young padawan.

-horry

[dougp]

-horry
http://room7.mukappamu.org/room_7/you're_stupid.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm gonna shave my head and pretend I'm a cancer patient... maybe she'll go out with me on pity alone.

That.......is fucked up.

You are a Loser!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://room7.mukappamu.org/room_7/you're_stupid.jpg

-horry

[dougp]

That.......is fucked up.

You are a Loser!!!!!!
Atleast he'd be getting some ... "Doc says I only have 6 months ... But they're going to put me in the hospital in two days. Can we spend the weekend at my apartment?"

C'mon ... you know it'd be great.

[midgetonadonkey]

Atleast he'd be getting some ... "Doc says I only have 6 months ... But they're going to put me in the hospital in two days. Can we spend the weekend at my apartment?"

C'mon ... you know it'd be great.

-horry

[jman3000]

That.......is fucked up.

You are a Loser!!!!!!

I would never shave my head... come on now. I went throught that phase in high school and I have the swastika tat on my shoulder to prove it.l

[dougp]

-horry
still, nothing original from you ... crawl back into your feces covered hole and play with yourself.

[midgetonadonkey]

still, nothing original from you ... crawl back into your feces covered hole and play with yourself.

-horry

[jman3000]

I shoulda showed you my highschool ID, Sandra. I really did have a shaved head. I looked so damn mad all the time.

[dougp]

I shoulda showed you my highschool ID, Sandra. I really did have a shaved head. I looked so damn mad all the time.
Damn that rap music!

[Silver21_Black20]

"Get your sexy on..."

[jman3000]

Damn that rap music!
No, no. Not rap. I have a really big head and it helped my football helmet fit better to not have hair. They've had to special order my football helmet since I was in 8th grade.


Damn... that sucks :depressed

I feel like a big head now.

[Silver21_Black20]

I shoulda showed you my highschool ID, Sandra. I really did have a shaved head. I looked so damn mad all the time.

I never had a high school ID. I was such a dork in high school...ah hahahaha.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn that rap music!

-horry

[dougp]

No, no. Not rap. I have a really big head and it helped my football helmet fit better to not have hair. They've had to special order my football helmet since I was in 8th grade.


Damn... that sucks :depressed

I feel like a big head now.
eh, got your own game man ... http://big-head-boy.freeonlinegames.com/

[midgetonadonkey]

eh, got your own game man ... http://big-head-boy.freeonlinegames.com/

-horry

[jman3000]

I never had a high school ID. I was such a dork in high school...ah hahahaha.
You're still a dork. No need to use words that express things in the pass tense.

[dougp]

-horry
seriously ... if you're going to attempt to insult me, do it with something that would MEAN SOMETHING TO ME. I don't know wtf horry did, so ur little crap means nothing.

[midgetonadonkey]

seriously ... if you're going to attempt to insult me, do it with something that would MEAN SOMETHING TO ME. I don't know wtf horry did, so ur little crap means nothing.

-horry

[dougp]

-horry
all you provide for either of us is +1 ... whatever works.

[midgetonadonkey]

all you provide for either of us is +1 ... whatever works.

-horry

[dougp]

-horry
+1

[midgetonadonkey]

+1

-horry

[Silver21_Black20]

No, no. Not rap. I have a really big head and it helped my football helmet fit better to not have hair. They've had to special order my football helmet since I was in 8th grade.


Damn... that sucks :depressed

I feel like a big head now.

:lmao
I'm so gonna start making fun of you now.

[dougp]

-horry
+1

Oh and Sandra, you have a big head :angel

[Silver21_Black20]

You're still a dork. No need to use words that express things in the pass tense.

Past tense...stay in school buddy.

I admit and accept I am a dork...No Biggie!!

[jman3000]

:lmao
I'm so gonna start making fun of you now.
Yeah... I figured saying that I have a big head wouldn't do me any favors. Whatever. We all know what they say about guys with big heads. :eyebrows























They get helmets specially ordered for them for football.

[jman3000]

Past tense...stay in school buddy.

I admit and accept I am a dork...No Biggie!!
:lmao @ no biggie. are you me and are you drunk?

[midgetonadonkey]

+1

Oh and Sandra, you have a big head :angel

-horry

[dougp]

Yeah... I figured saying that I have a big head wouldn't do me any favors. Whatever. We all know what they say about guys with big heads. :eyebrows























They get helmets specially ordered for them for football.
Big head - reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine gets asked to move in a cab because the driver couldn't see out the rear view.

[dougp]

-horry
+1

[midgetonadonkey]

Big head - reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine gets asked to move in a cab because the driver couldn't see out the rear view.

-horry

[dougp]

-horry
+1

[midgetonadonkey]

+1

-horry

[midgetonadonkey]

jman3000 just blew a load into my mouth. I gargled it and then spit it back into his mouth. :smokin

-enigma

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao @ no biggie. are you me and are you drunk?

:lol
If I were you and drunk, I would have said something like, "Whatever...what's it to you? Alright...no biggie."

[jman3000]

:lol
If I were you and drunk, I would have said something like, "Whatever...what's it to you? Alright...no biggie."

Speaking of drunk... I think somebody stole my camera when I was passed out last weekend... either that or one of my friends is holding on to it. I don't think I was able to save the pictures to my HD.

[dougp]

jman3000 just blew a load into my mouth. I gargled it and then spit it back into his mouth. :smokin

-midge
still not original enough ... try harder.

+1

[midgetonadonkey]

still not original enough ... try harder.

+1

-horry

[Silver21_Black20]

Speaking of drunk... I think somebody stole my camera when I was passed out last weekend... either that or one of my friends is holding on to it. I don't think I was able to save the pictures to my HD.

Well that sucks.

[Silver21_Black20]

enigma...please explain the +1. I don't get it.

[jman3000]

This Midge/Enigma circle jerk is getting lame. I'm gonna go spend some money at the bookstore on something that I could get for half the price if I just looked harder.

[dougp]

-horry
+1

[dougp]

enigma...please explain the +1. I don't get it.
+1 to my post count ... my novelty of forums wore off before I came to spurstalk, so this must be something not understood by the newer generation of forum dwellers.

[midgetonadonkey]

This Midge/Enigma circle jerk is getting lame. I'm gonna go spend some money at the bookstore on something that I could get for half the price if I just looked harder.

Fuck yourself pussy.

[dougp]

Fuck yourself pussy.
I agree ... besides, circling jerking would imply more than two. This is more of a parallel line-jerk thing going on.

[midgetonadonkey]

I agree ... besides, circling jerking would imply more than two. This is more of a parallel line-jerk thing going on.

-horry

[dougp]

-horry
+1

[midgetonadonkey]

+1

-horry

[Silver21_Black20]

-horry

[dougp]

-horry



+1

[Silver21_Black20]

-horry

+1

[midgetonadonkey]

Soon Enigma will post a picture of himself flexing in front of his bunkbed.

He is so Horry-esque this is inevitable.

[dougp]

if I had a bunk bed, I'd flex for you ... I know your masturbation party won't be the same with out it now midge, so you'll just have to continue with the picture of horry.

[ShoogarBear]

midge and enigma are the SilBlack and jman of our time.

[midgetonadonkey]

if I had a bunk bed, I'd flex for you ... I know your masturbation party won't be the same with out it now midge, so you'll just have to continue with the picture of horry.

The only picture I jack off to is the picture I took of your mom licking my hemorrhoid.

[dougp]

The only picture I jack off to is the picture I took of your mom licking my hemorrhoid.
What, was your boyfriend having a herpes outbreak on his mouth?

[midgetonadonkey]

What, was your boyfriend having a herpes outbreak on his mouth?

No. The sight of your mom licking ass always gets me off. It always has. She is a whore like no other. Dirty as hell and cheaper than most.

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually Enigma, I'm probably your father. You better show your father some respect dammit.

[dougp]

No. The sight of your mom licking ass always gets me off. It always has. She is a whore like no other. Dirty as hell and cheaper than most.
Hmmm - your momma jokes. Try harder, please? I've seen 8 year kids insult me better over XBox Live.

[Justin Timberlake]

I'm bringing sexy back

[Justin Timberlake]

the other fella's dont know how to act

[Justin Timberlake]

midge always gets the girls

[Justin Timberlake]

he has all the style that makes the ladies smile

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to call jman mr. Bighead., like Rocko's next door neighbor on Rocko's modern life. And it is too hot to tube. I am going to attempt to drink and play poker with the boys tonight. After I go see The Devil Wears Prada. What a Friday. :tu

[dougp]

I'm going to call jman mr. Bighead., like Rocko's next door neighbor on Rocko's modern life. And it is too hot to tube. I am going to attempt to drink and play poker with the boys tonight. After I go see The Devil Wears Prada. What a Friday. :tu
strange, strange friday night.

[Silver21_Black20]

he has all the style that makes the ladies smile

midge makes me smile :D

[Mixability]

People that try and talk shit to midge make me laugh......... :lol

Whatever happened to the midgetonadonkey fan club idea that was being tossed around?

[midgetonadonkey]

midge makes me smile :D

I've also made you scream. :eyebrows

[ashbeeigh]

People that try and talk shit to midge make me laugh......... :lol

Whatever happened to the midgetonadonkey fan club idea that was being tossed around?

Mel mentioned it, but nothing happened with it.

[1369]

I've also made you scream. :eyebrows

I'm sure that dropping trou and having some gal scream with laughter and ridicule at your tool isn't something to brag about.

[dougp]

People that try and talk shit to midge make me laugh......... :lol

Whatever happened to the midgetonadonkey fan club idea that was being tossed around?
Who's talking shit to him? I might respond, but until he comes up with something more original and worthy of my time, I might respond.

It's all in jest anyways, anyone who takes the internet seriously deserves their days alone.

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.superherostuff.com/OtherItems/RefrigeratorMagnets/Images/gold_digger_magnet_2.jpg

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure that dropping trou and having some gal scream with laughter and ridicule at your tool isn't something to brag about.

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

People that try and talk shit to midge make me laugh......... :lol

Whatever happened to the midgetonadonkey fan club idea that was being tossed around?

I wanna join this midgetonadonkey fan club.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm going to call jman mr. Bighead., like Rocko's next door neighbor on Rocko's modern life. And it is too hot to tube. I am going to attempt to drink and play poker with the boys tonight. After I go see The Devil Wears Prada. What a Friday. :tu

My Friday would kick your Friday in the balls!

[ashbeeigh]

My Friday would kick your Friday in the balls!

Yes, most likely.

[dougp]

Can we get a Friday mud wrestling contest?

Or maybe ashbeeigh vs. sandra

[Melmart1]

Nothing says that your thread has jumped the shark like enigma coming in here to pad his post count and pretend to be unaffected.

[1369]

Nothing says that your thread has jumped the shark like enigma coming in here to pad his post count and pretend to be unaffected.

He's got to make up for shortcomings in other areas somehow, Mel.

[Melmart1]

Please tell me you are guessing at that and don't know from visual proof.

[ShoogarBear]

Melly, that's about the lamest avatar ever.

[Melmart1]

Melly, that's about the lamest avatar ever.
Ehhh, Kori fixed what was wrong but the graphic I was gonna use is on my laptop and not here. So I will have to find something else.

[dougp]

Damn Mel, how'd you know I'm secretly crying from his "insults"

Anyways, how's your day going?


/plus one

[Melmart1]

Damn Mel, how'd you know I'm secretly crying from his "insults"

Anyways, how's your day going?


/plus one
-1

[dougp]

and then?

[1369]

I'll bite since I'm so unhip and lame, but what's the story with the +/-1 thing?

[dougp]

I'll bite since I'm so unhip and lame, but what's the story with the +/-1 thing?
I said earlier and I'll say it again.

It comes from when people would just spam posts to get their post counts up.

+1

She did -1 to probably f' with me, or maybe she did remove a post from me. Who knows.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Seeing as how you've got 545 posts now, I'd say somebody's pissed or having fun, probably the latter.

[Melmart1]

I wasn't cool enough to know what that was either, 1369. I had to have the ultra-hip and wholly unaffected mystery that is enigma tell me.

[Melmart1]

Eh, this avatar is a little small but it will do for now.

[Squid]

I'm a sexy fucking bitch.

[Melmart1]

Maybe we should have a squid fan club instead. You get a free inking with your paid membership.

[Squid]

Where is CuckingFunt? She is supposed to take 4 of my tentacles in her.

[Squid]

Maybe we should have a squid fan club instead. You get a free inking with your paid membership.

You love it when I ink on you don't you Mel.

[Melmart1]

You love it when I ink on you don't you Mel.
It's my favorite type of facial.

[Melmart1]

So did nemo get lost again or what? i found nemo must be chasing after that elusive motherfucker.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You love it when I ink on you don't you Mel.

I think I speak for the forum when I say we would all like to see HD video of her rubbing the ink on her tits.

[Melmart1]

I think I speak for the forum when I say we would all like to see HD video of her rubbing the ink on her tits.
He usually inks in my mouth but we could do the titty money shot just for you.

[dougp]

I think I speak for the forum when I say we would all like to see HD video of her rubbing the ink on her tits.
I would have to second and third this motion.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

These last few posts give new meaning to the term "Flicking Your Bic."

[Mixability]

I would have to second and third this motion.

I'm surprised you didn't actually use multiple posts to second and third the motion. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

He usually inks in my mouth but we could do the titty money shot just for you.

Now there's something we can all +1 about.

[dougp]

Now there's something we can all +1 about.
Eh, now I don't need those videos I've been downloading all day.

brb, anyone got a spare towel?

[Marklar MM]

+2

[tlongII]

Now there's something we can all +1 about.
+1

[Squid]

I want to be in the middle of a Melmart/CuckingFunt sandwich. One tentacle for each lady.

[midgetonadonkey]

Squid is the man.

[Squid]

Squid is the man.

I'm a squid you fat drunking piece of shit.

[ShoogarBear]

drunking? Must be squid grammer.

[jman3000]

son of a bitch... i found out between classes that i have a flat tire ... it's gonna be sooooo fun putting the donut on in 100 degree heat... on the asphalt.

fanfuckingtastic

[Das Texan]

Sabinal is a nice little town.

[1369]

Drive on up to Knippa, nice steak joint there.

[Melmart1]

Sabinal is a nice little town.
Sabinal has all the letters to spell 'labia' in it :spin

[dougp]

son of a bitch... i found out between classes that i have a flat tire ... it's gonna be sooooo fun putting the donut on in 100 degree heat... on the asphalt.

fanfuckingtastic
Try blowing out both driverside tires at once ...

[NASpurs]

Sabinal has all the letters to spell 'labia' in it :spinAnal

[Melmart1]

Try blowing out both driverside tires at once ...
Horry tells me you know all about blowing...

[NASpurs]

son of a bitch... i found out between classes that i have a flat tire ... it's gonna be sooooo fun putting the donut on in 100 degree heat... on the asphalt.

fanfuckingtasticDo what I do, pick up your pant leg, flaunting your legs and get a chick to do it for you.

[dougp]

Horry tells me you know all about blowing...Your sick fantasies won't phase me Mel ... try harder.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sabinal...

Knippa....


Argh! It's my childhood growing up in Uvalde coming back to me! NOOOO!

[Melmart1]

You sick fantasies won't phase me Mel ... try harder.
Why would you think I am trying to 'phase' you? I don't give a flying fuck whether something I said phases you or not. It's not all about you, you H-town, dissafected, "I can't be insulted" piece of shit.

[Melmart1]

HAHAHHA, the mere thought that enigma thinks I try at all with him, much less would try harder is fucking hilarious. Phase that, bitch.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love seeing Melmart bust balls again.

[NASpurs]

Why would you think I am trying to 'phase' you? I don't give a flying fuck whether something I said phases you or not. It's not all about you, you H-town, dissafected, "I can't be insulted" piece of shit.I have never been more turned on.

[Das Texan]

I didnt get to see Uvalde this week.


Did spend a week in Carrizo Springs though! Going back for more next week!


Hot Damn!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, I got wood reading the last few posts from Mel.

[dougp]

HAHAHHA, the mere thought that enigma thinks I try at all with him, much less would try harder is fucking hilarious. Phase that, bitch.
You just dedicated two posts with, what I guess, you would call insults. Obviously you do care, bitch. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I didnt get to see Uvalde this week.


Did spend a week in Carrizo Springs though! Going back for more next week!


Hot Damn!

Carrizo Springs?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Melmart1]

Will someone stuff a cock in enigma's mouth so he will shut the fuck up? Can we get him a mouthful of manmeat please?