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1369
09-07-2006, 09:25 AM
You should go get a pumpkin spice chai from Borders. That shit is like liquid pumpkin pie. Best coffee ever.

"Pumpkin Spice Coffee?"

Now THAT is $3 gay.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 09:26 AM
"Pumpkin Spice Coffee?"

Now THAT is $3 gay.Do not knock that shit until you've had it. I don't care if its the gayest thing in the motherfucking world, cause I will drink it all motherfucking day long.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 09:28 AM
Man, I need some of that coffee and an oatmeal rasin cookie. Then I'd be ready to sit down with my prentious San Antonio magazine (on the shitter of course) to read.

1369
09-07-2006, 09:28 AM
Do not knock that shit until you've had it. I don't care if its the gayest thing in the motherfucking world, cause I will drink it all motherfucking day long.

"C Magazine" tell you that? :lol

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 09:29 AM
Anything with pumpkin in it is gooood. I buy the libby's canned pumpkin year round and make cheesecake bars and mini pies out of it. Hell yeah! Pumpkin pie in April? Damn straight.

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 09:30 AM
I want a damn bean and cheese taco.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 09:32 AM
I plan on having rice and beans for lunch. I've been craving that shit for days like a good little mexican.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 09:33 AM
Why the hell do I get up so gotdamned early lately? I went to bed around 4am and somehow still managed to wake up at a quarter to 8. Fuck!

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 09:36 AM
Why the hell do I get up so gotdamned early lately? I went to bed around 4am and somehow still managed to wake up at a quarter to 8. Fuck!Because you are dum.

D
U
M

Dum.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 09:38 AM
Because you are dum.

D
U
M

Dum.
Jezz, you are mean, Manny. You probably read that elitist magazine. C-Manny.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 09:44 AM
:lol

You know you want to be pretentious. Define your style, Mel.

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 09:46 AM
There's nothing wrong with being pretentious.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 09:48 AM
:lol

You know you want to be pretentious. Define your style, Mel.
Judging from the website, I would say that C San Antonio does not define any of my style. Although that martini does look quite yummy. It is hardly puro san antonio :lol

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 09:50 AM
People living within 50 miles of San Antonio are not allowed to be pretentious.

tlongII
09-07-2006, 09:54 AM
I want some bitch to make me a pumpkin pie!

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 09:57 AM
I want some bitch to make me a pumpkin pie!
The wifey not good at making pumpking pie? I can see how that might be difficult, she is all hooves.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 09:59 AM
Pumpkin pie would make a yummy breakfast.

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 10:00 AM
Pumpkin pie and coffee. That is ideal right about now.

And a bean and cheese taco.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:00 AM
I could go for some carne guisada.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:01 AM
Suddenly, this bowl of frosted mini wheats, as yummy as it may be, is just not doing the trick.

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 10:02 AM
I can't eat carne guisada tacos, the chunks of meat seem too big for a taco.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:03 AM
I can't eat carne guisada tacos, the chunks of meat seem too big for a taco.
I bet you have fit bigger in your mouth.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 10:03 AM
Pumpkin pie and coffee. That is ideal right about now.

And a bean and cheese taco.


I want a damn bean and cheese taco.



There's nothing wrong with being pretentious.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:05 AM
I bet you have fit bigger in your mouth.
Probably not in a taco, though.

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 10:07 AM
I bet you have fit bigger in your mouth.

That's besides the point, silly.

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 10:09 AM
Manny, please explain to me why you're quoting my posts, I don't read between the lines.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 10:09 AM
You know what sucks about waking up this early? There are like 3 good tables to sit at. Where are my crazy Euro's at?

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:12 AM
You asked for a crazy Euro, and I notice this:

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (4 members and 2 guests)
Melmart1, Slomo, CuckingFunt, MannyIsGod

Coincidence? I think not!

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:13 AM
I've just had a startling realization:

When I wake up grumpy, I don't want to go to work because I'm in a bad mood. But when I wake up perky, I don't want to go to work because it will be a waste of my good mood. In short, work sucks.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 10:14 AM
Bean and cheese tacos and pretention do not mix!

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:14 AM
Sounds like you need a career change. I changed my career and it has done wonders for my attitude. As you can see from my posts :)

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:16 AM
Sounds like you need a career change. I changed my career and it has done wonders for my attitude. As you can see from my posts :)
I DO need a career change. Actually, I just need a career. Started working for the family business temporarily before going back to school... 8 1/2 years later, and I'm still trying to find the key to these damned leg irons.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 10:16 AM
Yeah, I don't mind going to work now. I used to hate it.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 10:17 AM
Phone Sex operators are always in demand.

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 10:17 AM
Bean and cheese tacos and pretention do not mix!

What if I said I eat it with a knife & fork?

Define that.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:18 AM
Bean and cheese tacos and pretention do not mix!
They do in San Antonio. Just check out C San Antonio. In next month's magazine they will have a recipe for upscale bean and cheese tacos using black beans, fat free cheddar and a spicy chipotle tortilla grilled to perfection on an overpriced Webber.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 10:18 AM
What if I said I eat it with a knife & fork?

Define that.:lol

Touche!

But it still comes in foil.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:19 AM
They do in San Antonio. Just check out C San Antonio. In next month's magazine they will have a recipe for upscale bean and cheese tacos using black beans, fat free cheddar and a spicy chipotle tortilla grilled to perfection on an overpriced Webber.
Organic cheddar, I hope.

LuvBones
09-07-2006, 10:21 AM
I have the day off today. :spin

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 10:22 AM
Phone Sex operators are always in demand.

Ever see the ad in the classifieds for Phone Actresses? Yeah, well, I totally called it.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:23 AM
Phone Sex operators are always in demand.
I could never do that. I'd laugh too much.

LuvBones
09-07-2006, 10:24 AM
And for some reason, every morning I've been waking up at 9:30 a.m.... even on my days off. It sux.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:24 AM
I knew a girl who used to do that. she made quite a bit of money doing it and encouraged me to try. But anyone who has listened to the podcasts knows I sound like a little girl. The only guys who would call me would be pedophiles. Gross!

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 10:25 AM
It's a CC morning.

Craving and complaining.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:25 AM
I DO need a career change. Actually, I just need a career. Started working for the family business temporarily before going back to school... 8 1/2 years later, and I'm still trying to find the key to these damned leg irons.
I thought you could never get out of the mafia business. Didn't Michael Corleone try? Didn't work out too well for him, now did it?

1369
09-07-2006, 10:25 AM
It's a CC morning.

Craving and complaining.

Katy's preggers?

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:26 AM
It's a CC morning.

Craving and complaining.
I've found those two often go hand in hand.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:26 AM
Katy is PMSing. Or pregnant.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:27 AM
I thought you could never get out of the mafia business. Didn't Michael Corleone try? Didn't work out too well for him, now did it? It is rather difficult.

I need to find a way, though. Organizing a vendetta just isn't as much fun as it used to be.

1369
09-07-2006, 10:29 AM
Katy is PMSing. Or pregnant.

I thought PMSing was "Carving and Throwing Shit At Your Significant Other Because The Throw Pillow On The Couch Was Lined Up Next To The Wrong Cushion And Then Sobbing Uncontrollably"

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:30 AM
I thought PMSing was "Carving and Throwing Shit At Your Significant Other Because The Throw Pillow On The Couch Was Lined Up Next To The Wrong Cushion And The Sobbing Uncontrollably"
Carving what? Statuary?

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:31 AM
Here's what you do. Fake your death, change your appearance, then come move in with me and fulfill Fillmoe's wet dream.

1369
09-07-2006, 10:31 AM
Carving what? Statuary?

Carving/Craving. Blame it on manly calloused hands that have seen more than a day's work.

I shoulda been a lesbian.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:32 AM
Here's what you do. Fake your death, change your appearance, then come move in with me and fulfill Fillmoe's wet dream.
Good plan. :tu

But... Fillmoe's wet dream? What??

Are you suggesting that he has some sort of fixation? Because that's just crazy talk!

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 10:32 AM
I am not pregnant nor am I PMsing.

I'm simply hungry and tired and I'm making everyone aware of both. Shoot me now.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:34 AM
Good plan. :tu

But... Fillmoe's wet dream? What??

Are you suggesting that he has some sort of fixation? Because that's just crazy talk!
Of course not! Starting three threads and several trolls over you is not a fixation at all.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 10:37 AM
Of course not! Starting three threads and several trolls over you is not a fixation at all.
Well, more than that, actually. It's just that the last three were all started within about a day.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 10:37 AM
The homromone level of this thread is critical.

jman3000
09-07-2006, 10:40 AM
fuck google

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 10:43 AM
no, fuck you.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 10:50 AM
THe female hormone level only reached critical status when gayman3000 came in.

jman3000
09-07-2006, 11:12 AM
The homromone level of this thread is critical.
I know it's early and typos are common... but that one is awesome. It's kinda like home run, ramen, and hormone combined into one.

jman3000
09-07-2006, 11:12 AM
THe female hormone level only reached critical status when gayman3000 came in.
fucking gayman ... always gaying up threads.

Melmart1
09-07-2006, 11:13 AM
I think he meant to type 'homo' in reference to you.

jman3000
09-07-2006, 11:14 AM
I think he meant to type 'homo' in reference to you.
considering I was not even sitting at a computer when he typed that ... touche.

jman3000
09-07-2006, 11:16 AM
I need me some Kori Ellis... her flunkies bore me.

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 11:16 AM
I know it's early and typos are common... but that one is awesome. It's kinda like home run, ramen, and hormone combined into one.:lol

atlfan25
09-07-2006, 11:43 AM
It's a CC morning.

Craving and complaining.
how bout a shut the fuck up morning/afternoon/night

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 11:49 AM
how bout a shut the fuck up morning/afternoon/night

You come out of the fucking woodworks just to be hostile to me. I hate you.

midgetonadonkey
09-07-2006, 01:09 PM
What's this I read about Katy being pregnant?

MannyIsGod
09-07-2006, 01:11 PM
ATL knocked her up.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-07-2006, 01:13 PM
I figured it had something to do with the bukkake yesterday.

katyon6th
09-07-2006, 02:40 PM
Stop spreading lies about me, you stupid boys.

Inigo Montoya
09-07-2006, 03:10 PM
Katy Makes Me Sick

Paco Aguilar
09-07-2006, 04:12 PM
you're telling me that bitch Katy made my nuts itch for 2 months

ShoogarBear
09-07-2006, 04:12 PM
I changed my career What?? You mean I can't get any more $2.50 lap dances? :madrun

Paco Aguilar
09-07-2006, 04:14 PM
melmart is known for whoring out her a**

dirk4mvp
09-07-2006, 05:38 PM
Don't you hate it when you shit and wash your hands, only to realize there's more shit to be shat?

midgetonadonkey
09-07-2006, 06:59 PM
Fuck UTSA Parking and Transportation!

I got a boot on my truck and I only had 1 outstanding $25 ticket. :pctoss

Fucking assholes.

midgetonadonkey
09-07-2006, 06:59 PM
I'm gonna put a match to this fucking place.

What Is This??
09-07-2006, 07:02 PM
Fuck UTSA Parking and Transportation!

I got a boot on my truck and I only had 1 outstanding $25 ticket. :pctoss

Fucking assholes.
HAHAHAHA Pay your fines you fucking dead beat!!

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 08:10 PM
Fuck UTSA Parking and Transportation!

I got a boot on my truck and I only had 1 outstanding $25 ticket. :pctoss

Fucking assholes.
Just drive with the boot on like Homer Simpson did. That was pretty badass.

Silver21_Black20
09-07-2006, 08:26 PM
Just drive with the boot on like Homer Simpson did. That was pretty badass.

Hahaha...I remember that episode.

Das Texan
09-07-2006, 08:26 PM
Just drive with the boot on like Homer Simpson did. That was pretty badass.



ya that one made me laugh.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 08:29 PM
Hahaha...I remember that episode.
They haven't shown it in syndication since 9/11 because the car was stuck at the WTC.

Silver21_Black20
09-07-2006, 08:29 PM
How've you been, Das?

Das Texan
09-07-2006, 08:29 PM
How've you been, Das?


good and you?

Das Texan
09-07-2006, 08:31 PM
They haven't shown it in syndication since 9/11 because the car was stuck at the WTC.


i could have sworn i've seen it recently.

CuckingFunt
09-07-2006, 08:32 PM
i could have sworn i've seen it recently.
I haven't, but I stopped watching the syndicated episodes once I went out and obssessively bought the DVDs. I do remember there being a certain amount of hubub about that episode right after the attacks. Could be they've let up since then.

midgetonadonkey
09-07-2006, 08:35 PM
What happened with the Twin Towers?

ShoogarBear
09-07-2006, 08:36 PM
DRob retired.

Das Texan
09-07-2006, 08:37 PM
What happened with the Twin Towers?


i think they fell over.


must have been windy.

Silver21_Black20
09-07-2006, 08:41 PM
good and you?

Well, thanks!

You've been missed.

Das Texan
09-07-2006, 08:44 PM
Well, thanks!

You've been missed.



aww you are too nice

:smokin

ashbeeigh
09-07-2006, 10:24 PM
DRob retired.
:lmao after I reread that I got it and laughed out loud. Oh goodness.

LaMarcus Bryant
09-07-2006, 11:05 PM
ash, my nigga

mookie2001
09-07-2006, 11:07 PM
jlo youve changed

LaMarcus Bryant
09-07-2006, 11:13 PM
im going to draw a dick on your face and take a picture with my digital camera then post it in the oh shit (6) thread come sunday

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 02:17 AM
I am so very, very awake tonight.

Too awake.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:29 AM
Same here. I am playing poker online for play money to pass the time, and occasionally coming in here to see if there is anything going on. Unfortunataly since school started, there isn't much going on at this hour. :(

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 02:30 AM
Same here. I am playing poker online for play money to pass the time, and occasinally coming in here to see if there is anythign going on. Unfortunataly since school started, there isn't much going on at this hour. :(
I'm trying not to do anything to pass the time, because I really should go to sleep. I've just been a bundle of energy all day for some reason, and I can't turn it off now.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:32 AM
According to Fillmoe, you and I would be letting go of our energy through synergy.

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 02:34 AM
According to Fillmoe, you and I would be letting go of our energy through synergy.
Two such innocent chicks as you and I? Even if we did get together, I'm sure we'd spend the night reading bible verses.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:45 AM
You wanna make out?

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 02:48 AM
Hell yeah!

ShoogarBear
09-08-2006, 02:49 AM
Melmart is so anti-cosmopolitan.

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 02:50 AM
Melmart is so anti-cosmopolitan.
Not true. Being bisexual is the very height of cosmopolitan these days.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:51 AM
cosmopolitans= vodka and cranberry juice.

Melmart1 is ALL ABOUT cosmopolitans! :)

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 02:52 AM
CuckingFunt is all about vodka in general.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:53 AM
I heart vodka. More than tequila. Which makes me a bad mexican. Oh well!

ShoogarBear
09-08-2006, 02:53 AM
:lol Hmm, so now I'm confused. Would you or would you not go shoe shopping with Sarah Jessica Parker?

ShoogarBear
09-08-2006, 02:54 AM
Mel, we have to introduce you to the wonders of Amtrak.

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 02:55 AM
I can drink vodka like water.

I have to drink tequila very sparingly. The darker the booze, the less I can handle.

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 02:56 AM
:lol Hmm, so now I'm confused. Would you or would you not go shoe shopping with Sarah Jessica Parker?
SJP annoys the hell out of me, but if she could hook me up with a nice pair of Jimmy Choo's... well, it might be worth an afternoon of her presence.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:57 AM
I know ALL about Amtrak! It differ GREATLY from East coast to Texas. I took Amtrak from Philly to Florida... form Florida to New Orleans, New Orleans to Texas.. Texas to Chicago.. .Chicago to Pittsburgh... I heart Amtrak!

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:58 AM
Oh, and from Austin to Arlington, which is way more scenic than I would have thought!

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:58 AM
BTW.. the conductors from Philly to anywhere.. are MEAN!!! They are some nasty, bitter SOBs!

ShoogarBear
09-08-2006, 02:58 AM
How was that? I don't think I'd ever want to take Amtrak south of DC.

And you realize that Amtrak also has trains which leave Philly and go north?

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:59 AM
But the train station in Philly is GORGEOUS! Architecture at it's finest!

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 03:00 AM
I like Amtrak if you can get where you're going on just trains. If you have to get one of the busses involved, however, it becomes a lot less fun.

ShoogarBear
09-08-2006, 03:01 AM
30th Street Station? It's okay, but I think Union Station in DC rules all.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 03:01 AM
How was that? I don't think I'd ever want to take Amtrak south of DC.

And you realize that Amtrak also has trains which leave Philly and go north?
Yeah, I have been to Newark by Amtrak. Anyhoo.. the train was nice once you get past the Mason-Dixon line. Everyone is MUCh nicer. I got delyaed 18 friggin hours once in Jacksonville, but that was due to weather, wasn't really Amtrak's fault. They had plenty of places to plug in my cell phone charger and laptop, though so I wasn't nearly as mad as I could have been.

I am a HUGE fan of the train. It's a great way to meet people and travel America. My trip through Louisiana two months before Katrina changed it's face forever is something I will never forget.

ShoogarBear
09-08-2006, 03:02 AM
Wait, wait. So you been to friggin Newark, but not Manhattan?

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 03:03 AM
I'm fond of Union Station in LA, personally. And, luckily, the fact that movies like to shoot there so often has somewhat forced the city to restore the building instead of tearing it down.

All of downtown Los Angeles would be hit with a wrecking ball if it weren't for movies set in the 1930's-50's.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 03:03 AM
30th Street Station? It's okay, but I think Union Station in DC rules all.
I have never been there, but hear that Union Station and of course Penn Station in NYC are the only places better than 30th ST. I remember my first time going to 30th St station (out of many times), I remember seeing a sign off the highway for Drexel University... where Malik Rose went to college, of course. Funny how your sports heroes pop up in a time like that...

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 03:04 AM
Wait, wait. So you been to friggin Newark, but not Manhattan?
Yes... :depressed

ShoogarBear
09-08-2006, 03:05 AM
Penn Station I think is rather dingy and dirty, although they have cleaned it up a lot from when I first saw it about 25 years ago.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 03:12 AM
I have never been to Penn Station, so can't say for sure. But nice to know that you knew what I was talking about, since many only know it as Grand Central Station.

Maybe it's the writer in me, but there is somethign very arcane and yet romantic about riding the train cross-country. It's pretty awesome!

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 03:12 AM
25 yrs ago? Damn, Shoog is OLD!

ShoogarBear
09-08-2006, 03:19 AM
Not so old that I called it Grand Central Station.

tlongII
09-08-2006, 09:44 AM
25 yrs ago? Damn, Shoog is OLD!

I'm considering this for a new sig.

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 09:56 AM
Can you believe I only have Hello Kitty bandaids at my house and I have to wear one ... on my face! How silly.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 10:13 AM
Can you believe I only have Hello Kitty bandaids at my house and I have to wear one ... on my face! How silly.

accident shaving the stache?

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 10:15 AM
accident shaving the stache?

No, stupid, a bug decided to bite me and I have to cover the bite, otherwise I'd be scratching the hell out of it.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 10:18 AM
No, stupid, a bug decided to bite me and I have to cover the bite, otherwise I'd be scratching the hell out of it.
but bug bite scratching is one of those rare pleasures that shouldn't be avoided.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 10:18 AM
mosquito bites are the best.

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 10:18 AM
but bug bite scratching is one of those rare pleasures that shouldn't be avoided.

I agree but I don't want my face bleeding.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 10:20 AM
touche

jman3000
09-08-2006, 10:24 AM
I just need to find a single quote stating that somebody thinks that young adults can be responsible with credit cards... not even the young people that I'm finding say that... fuck.

johnsmith
09-08-2006, 10:25 AM
I just need to find a single quote stating that somebody thinks that young adults can be responsible with credit cards... not even the young people that I'm finding say that... fuck.

When I was in college I got my first credit card with a limit of $1,000........I maxed it out in one evening.........young people aren't responsible with credit cards.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 10:26 AM
:pctoss

jman3000
09-08-2006, 10:33 AM
first person to find me a quote from anyone with at least a small amount of credentials that says young people can handle the burden of dealing with credit cards... wins a lunch.

ashbeeigh
09-08-2006, 10:45 AM
So, I wore some wedges today to be cute and my ankle gave out as I was coming down some steps..in front of a baseball player. Hip smacking the ground arms all over the place whole thing. He asked if I was okay, but I was too shocked that it happened to acknowledhe him. I ran like hell out of there. ahaha. It made me laugh later when I got home. Just thought I'd share.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 10:55 AM
that's pretty damn loserish.

NASpurs
09-08-2006, 11:12 AM
So, I wore some wedges today to be cute and my ankle gave out as I was coming down some steps..in front of a baseball player. Hip smacking the ground arms all over the place whole thing. He asked if I was okay, but I was too shocked that it happened to acknowledhe him. I ran like hell out of there. ahaha. It made me laugh later when I got home. Just thought I'd share.Too bad you didn't get hurt. Would have been a lot funnier.

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 11:13 AM
Damn if jman calls you a loser, you must be pretty pathetic.

Mixability
09-08-2006, 11:27 AM
So, I wore some wedges today to be cute and my ankle gave out as I was coming down some steps..in front of a baseball player. Hip smacking the ground arms all over the place whole thing. He asked if I was okay, but I was too shocked that it happened to acknowledhe him. I ran like hell out of there. ahaha. It made me laugh later when I got home. Just thought I'd share.

Are you in 5th grade or something?

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 11:33 AM
So, I wore some wedges today to be cute and my ankle gave out as I was coming down some steps..in front of a baseball player. Hip smacking the ground arms all over the place whole thing. He asked if I was okay, but I was too shocked that it happened to acknowledhe him. I ran like hell out of there. ahaha. It made me laugh later when I got home. Just thought I'd share.

Who care if he's a baseball player? You're so vain.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 11:40 AM
Who care if he's a baseball player? You're so vain.

She probably thinks this post is about her.

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 11:43 AM
She probably thinks this post is about her.

I knew I could count on you, Joe!

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 11:45 AM
So, I wore some wedges today to be cute and my ankle gave out as I was coming down some steps..in front of a baseball player. Hip smacking the ground arms all over the place whole thing. He asked if I was okay, but I was too shocked that it happened to acknowledhe him. I ran like hell out of there. ahaha. It made me laugh later when I got home. Just thought I'd share.
That sounds like something that happened to me...


when I was in the 8th grade.

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 11:45 AM
I never got that song. She says the song isn't about him but it really is. So is the guy really being vain to think the song is about him when in fact it is?

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 11:51 AM
Fuck ashbeeigh.

CuckingFunt
09-08-2006, 11:54 AM
I never got that song. She says the song isn't about him but it really is. So is the guy really being vain to think the song is about him when in fact it is?
I think she's vain to think that he cares enough about her song to develop a complex about it.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 12:07 PM
Where the hell is 1Billups1?

jman3000
09-08-2006, 12:25 PM
"You’re solid gold, I’ll see you in hell"

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 01:02 PM
I think I'm gonna buy a grill for my teeth.

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 01:32 PM
I just need to find a single quote stating that somebody thinks that young adults can be responsible with credit cards... not even the young people that I'm finding say that... fuck.


why do you need this?

jman3000
09-08-2006, 01:38 PM
why do you need this?
I'm writing a paper on why it should be illegal for credit card companies to issue cards to anyone under the age of 21... i needed a claim to refute... and since everyone and their dog KNOWS that 18-21 year olds can't handle credit cards for shit... it was impossible.

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 01:41 PM
i did fine with credit in that age range.

ashbeeigh
09-08-2006, 01:45 PM
Fuck ashbeeigh.


No midge, fuck you and your donkey.

1369
09-08-2006, 01:47 PM
No midge, fuck you and your donkey.

Ash, that's not an insult, rather an invitation for him to continue.

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 01:48 PM
No midge, fuck you and your donkey.

Not my donkey. What did he ever do to you besides let you suck him off and piss on you?

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 01:49 PM
I can see the love between ash and midge!

jman3000
09-08-2006, 01:50 PM
i did fine with credit in that age range.
but by any chance did somebody with credentials say something in a scholarly article about how great he/she thinks you can handle credit?

that's the hard part... the majority are crappy with it (i myself don't own any cards) so nobody ever speaks of the good ones... only of the ones who manage to get 5k in the hole in a matter of days.

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 01:50 PM
There's no love here. Love is staying up until 7am to try and "own" someone. That's love.

ashbeeigh
09-08-2006, 01:53 PM
oh whatever. I've run out of energy to even consider any combacks for anybody anymore. Yes, it was "5th grade" or "8th grade" of me to say "he was a baseball player," and I didn't include that he attractive. The fact that I said I wanted to look cute was rather irrelevant. But would have been embarassing for any person to fall in front of an attractive person? Probably. So. Anyone who chooses to insult my feelings can just bite me. :flipoff.

ashbeeigh
09-08-2006, 01:59 PM
but by any chance did somebody with credentials say something in a scholarly article about how great he/she thinks you can handle credit?

that's the hard part... the majority are crappy with it (i myself don't own any cards) so nobody ever speaks of the good ones... only of the ones who manage to get 5k in the hole in a matter of days.

EDIT:

Do you have access to any EBESCO databases? They may have some articles in the economics or business databases. If not, I can give you access to ours.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:00 PM
What does it mean when you and your best friend are having issues and it feels like you are breaking up? I mean, like relationship breakup, even though we weren't in one. I hate this shit. Somebody just shoot me.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:05 PM
no takers? Nobody will shoot me. Even Midge?

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 02:12 PM
but by any chance did somebody with credentials say something in a scholarly article about how great he/she thinks you can handle credit?

that's the hard part... the majority are crappy with it (i myself don't own any cards) so nobody ever speaks of the good ones... only of the ones who manage to get 5k in the hole in a matter of days.


those arent sexy stories.

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 02:12 PM
wow, i'm actually getting close to 2k posts.


i have been spamming too much lately.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 02:28 PM
wow, i'm actually getting close to 2k posts.


i have been spamming too much lately.

Damn...you are member #40 and you have less than 2,000 posts.

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 02:29 PM
Damn...you are member #40 and you have less than 2,000 posts.


are you stalking me now?

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 02:31 PM
no takers? Nobody will shoot me. Even Midge?

The only thing I will shoot you with is a load of my jizz.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:31 PM
Eh, after being inked by squid, jizz just doesn't do it for me.

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:33 PM
THanks for the offer, though. But I don't think it will make me feel better. I think I just need to get drunk. Being depressed and then consuming mass quantities of a depressant has always worked wonders in the past.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 02:33 PM
are you stalking me now?

Maybe!

Melmart1
09-08-2006, 02:33 PM
I'm member 187. How cute.

TOP-CHERRY
09-08-2006, 02:34 PM
What does it mean when you and your best friend are having issues and it feels like you are breaking up? I mean, like relationship breakup, even though we weren't in one. I hate this shit. Somebody just shoot me.
It means you are crazy.

Mixability
09-08-2006, 02:35 PM
Damn...you are member #40 and you have less than 2,000 posts.

Damn... you joined 3 months after me and you have 600 more posts than me.

Looks like batman rubbed off a little more than we thought on you.

:lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 02:36 PM
Eh, after being inked by squid, jizz just doesn't do it for me.

But what about massive quantites of jizz?

TOP-CHERRY
09-08-2006, 02:37 PM
Midget, where is the TA office?

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 02:39 PM
Damn... you joined 3 months after me and you have 600 more posts than me.

Looks like batman rubbed off a little more than we thought on you.

:lol

:lol
It's not my fault. It is these damn threads.

1369
09-08-2006, 02:39 PM
I'm member 187. How cute.

OK, I'm a tech-inept idiot.

Where are you finding what member number folks are. Not that it makes a difference in the price of tea in China, but I'm curious.

Mixability
09-08-2006, 02:40 PM
:lol
It's not my fault. It is these damn threads.

Pace yourself.

But I do enjoy your posts, more than the big oaf and his constant serenading of Justin Timberlake. :lol

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 02:40 PM
Midget, where is the TA office?

I have no idea.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 02:41 PM
OK, I'm a tech-inept idiot.

Where are you finding what member number folks are. Not that it makes a difference in the price of tea in China, but I'm curious.

Run your mouse over the username.

You should see the "userid=XXX"

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?userid=7

TOP-CHERRY
09-08-2006, 02:41 PM
jman3000, where is the TA office?

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 02:46 PM
Pace yourself.

But I do enjoy your posts, more than the big oaf and his constant serenading of Justin Timberlake. :lol

The big oaf :lol He does make an appearance every now and then, of course he just promotes some club and liquor but whatever!

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 02:47 PM
The big oaf :lol He does make an appearance every now and then, of course he just promotes some club and liquor but whatever!

Batman is so corporate now.

Mixability
09-08-2006, 02:49 PM
The big oaf :lol He does make an appearance every now and then, of course he just promotes some club and liquor but whatever!

Yeah, what is up with that? He's like that vidman guy that works for buzzhumor. :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 02:51 PM
Yeah, what is up with that? He's like that vidman guy that works for buzzhumor. :lol

Maybe that is Batman?

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 02:51 PM
Midget, where is the TA office?

I don't think Lucy loves me anymore. This hurts my heart.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 02:51 PM
I wonder if batman will make an appearance in C San Antonio!?

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 02:52 PM
Batman is more likely to end up in Rumbo.

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 02:52 PM
Batman is more likely to end up in Rumbo.

:lmao

God I love you.

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 02:53 PM
:lmao

God I love you.

I love you too Katy.

Mixability
09-08-2006, 02:54 PM
Maybe that is Batman?

No wonder I hate vidman. :lol

Mixability
09-08-2006, 02:56 PM
I wonder if batman will make an appearance in C San Antonio!?

He'd probably refuse unless he's on the cover. :lol

Just like that time he bitched because he wasn't in the "Club picture" up top. If anyone deserves to be added up there, its Squid.

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 02:57 PM
It would be funny as hell to see a picture of Squid up there at the bar next to Obi.

Mixability
09-08-2006, 02:58 PM
It would be funny as hell to see a picture of Squid up there at the bar next to Obi.

:tu

The black bar would be considered a very precise inking.

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 02:59 PM
Maybe!



cool!

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:02 PM
EDIT:

Do you have access to any EBESCO databases? They may have some articles in the economics or business databases. If not, I can give you access to ours.
the main one is proquest over here... it's the fact that the search criteria is so wide that is getting me frustrated. i already turned in the paper with a substitute quote from some doctor/ceo/ douche bag from colorado... hopefully my days and days of procrastination on this paper will pay off.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:03 PM
jman3000, where is the TA office?
i would guess in the thomas rivera center... but again... that is just a guess.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 03:04 PM
He'd probably refuse unless he's on the cover. :lol

Just like that time he bitched because he wasn't in the "Club picture" up top. If anyone deserves to be added up there, its Squid.

With the same pose as in every GTG pic he has ever taken. :lol

Squid kicks ass!!

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 03:05 PM
the main one is proquests over here... it's the fact that the search criteria is so wide that is getting me frustrated. i already turned in the paper with a substitute quote from some doctor/ceo/ douche bag from colorado... hopefully my days and days of procrastination on this paper will pay off.

You could also try Academic Search Premier and Lexus Nexus. Those two have a lot of good information.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:07 PM
I think my attention span is too short for browsing academic databases... I've spent about 10 hours the past couple of days on the computer "researching" and have maybe spent 2 hours actually looking for stuff i need.

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 03:08 PM
I should finish all the research for my thesis and write it.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:08 PM
everytime i've ever seen sandra she has on that pink tim duncan jersey... i'm convinced it's the only piece of clothing she wears.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:09 PM
I should finish all the research for my thesis and write it.

I should actually finish my bachelor's degree.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:09 PM
I should finish all the research for my thesis and write it.
i say you should spend an hour honing your solitaire skillz

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 03:10 PM
I wish I would've never finished my bachelor's degree. I'd rather be in school full time than working full time.

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 03:11 PM
Fuck having a degree. I wish I would've learned a trade after high school like welding or underwater basket weaving. Something useful.

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 03:11 PM
I need to finish my masters degree.


Then I can start another degree program and put it off for years upon years while I keep defering my student loans.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 03:16 PM
everytime i've ever seen sandra she has on that pink tim duncan jersey... i'm convinced it's the only piece of clothing she wears.

So!

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:18 PM
So!
i take my comment back... i'm sorry... i forgot about the time i saw you with nothing on.

1369
09-08-2006, 03:18 PM
I wish I would've never finished my bachelor's degree. I'd rather be in school full time than working full time.

With as much as you post, I wouldn't call what you're doing exactly "working full-time".

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 03:19 PM
i need to do work, or get really creative on my invoice this week to my boss.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:20 PM
i take my comment back... i'm sorry... i forgot about the time i saw you with nothing on.

I knew that was you. KSAT led their newscast the day the cops picked you up for peeping.

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 03:22 PM
I'm member 187. How cute.

How do I find out what number I am?

Das Texan
09-08-2006, 03:23 PM
I knew that was you. KSAT led their newscast the day the cops picked you up for peeping.



who watches KSAT?

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 03:23 PM
How do I find out what number I am?

You are number one in my book.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:24 PM
How do I find out what number I am?

Read.

^^^ Up there somewhere.

ashbeeigh
09-08-2006, 03:24 PM
How do I find out what number I am?

When you scroll over your name on the members list it's in the url, I believe, like u=2511 or something.

midgetonadonkey
09-08-2006, 03:25 PM
ashbeeigh is number cunt.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:26 PM
2804

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 03:30 PM
I'm 2804?

ashbeeigh
09-08-2006, 03:31 PM
ashbeeigh is number cunt.

ha...ha...ha. :madrun fuck you again.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:32 PM
I'm 2804?

You're 3018.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 03:32 PM
katy=3018

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:33 PM
wait... i thought i was 2804 ... but if katy's number is higher than mine... that's impossible because (i'm pretty sure) she's been here longer than myself.

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 03:34 PM
No, J, you beat me here by 2 months.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:34 PM
wait... i thought i was 2804 ... but if katy's number is higher than mine... that's impossible because (i'm pretty sure) she's been here longer than myself.

Sept. 22, 2005 for you.

Nov. 8/9, 2005 for Katy.

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 03:34 PM
3018? That sucks.

ashbeeigh
09-08-2006, 03:34 PM
3018 Katy.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:34 PM
n/m ... i joined before her... i just lurked for about 8 months so it doesnt feel like it.

tlongII
09-08-2006, 03:35 PM
I am # 158 which is total bullshit!

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:35 PM
Number seven in your programs, number one in your hearts... Me!

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:35 PM
i lurked here way longer than my join date would suggest too ... i should get kori to subtract a year from my join date.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 03:35 PM
I'm 2832.

ashbeeigh
09-08-2006, 03:36 PM
Man, I joined July 2005 and didn't even start posting until May. I suck.

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:36 PM
I'm 2832.
28 users after me ... it was meant to be!

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:37 PM
i lurked here way longer than my join date would suggest too ... i should get kori to subtract a year from my join date.

If you subtracted, you wouldn't exist yet...I think you mean add.

katyon6th
09-08-2006, 03:37 PM
You all should thank TheTruth for my membership here. If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't get to enjoy my charming personality every day.

Mixability
09-08-2006, 03:37 PM
With the same pose as in every GTG pic he has ever taken. :lol

:lmao

jman3000
09-08-2006, 03:38 PM
If you subtracted, you wouldn't exist yet...I think you mean add.

2005 - 1 year = 2004

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:38 PM
You all should thank TheTruth for my membership here. If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't get to enjoy my charming personality every day.

That fucker.

Matthew, that's your ass I'm beating next time I see you.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-08-2006, 03:38 PM
2005 - 1 year = 2004

I figured you meant subtracting a year from your time here, my bad.

Silver21_Black20
09-08-2006, 03:38 PM
28 users after me ... it was meant to be!

Oh shut it!! :lol

I didn't even notice you until a couple of months ago.