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jman3000
09-01-2006, 03:44 PM
I think I'm just gonna look at some porn. That always takes the edge off.

jman3000
09-01-2006, 03:44 PM
or you could join me in the backseat of my car. it has a wonderful view of the backs of the front seats.

katyon6th
09-01-2006, 03:45 PM
What's with you and your car?

I said ... I'm alone in my office.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 03:47 PM
What's with you and your car?

I said ... I'm alone in my office.

Can I go hangout under your desk? :eyebrows

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 03:48 PM
:lmao @ the lame attempt to save face.

Fuck Off!!

jman3000
09-01-2006, 03:49 PM
Fuck Off!!
I had a dream once, and you were shooting me with a big shotgun. I woke up screaming.

jman3000
09-01-2006, 03:50 PM
I think we ALL know what happened after you shot me :eyebrows

jman3000
09-01-2006, 03:51 PM
I'm being quite the whore today.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 03:54 PM
Yes, yes you are!!

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 03:56 PM
I'm being quite the whore today.

Only chicks and homos can be whores.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-01-2006, 03:56 PM
What's with you and your car?

I said ... I'm alone in my office.

Is there a lock on your door?

ShoogarBear
09-01-2006, 04:00 PM
I saw a movie like that once.

katyon6th
09-01-2006, 04:02 PM
Is there a lock on your door?

I can't lock the front but the conference room can be locked.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-01-2006, 04:05 PM
I can't lock the front but the conference room can be locked.

I'll be there in 15 minutes.
:eyebrows

jman3000
09-01-2006, 04:06 PM
Only chicks and homos can be whores.
in that case i reckon i'll be a .... why so many words for loose women but none for promiscuous men? i smell a term paper.

johnsmith
09-01-2006, 04:09 PM
in that case i reckon i'll be a .... why so many words for loose women but none for promiscuous men? i smell a term paper.

Because we're the dominant sex.........plus we are awesome.........slut.

jman3000
09-01-2006, 04:11 PM
what's the opposite of penis envy?

do any guys really want to be able to have birth? (besides arnold in Junior)

katyon6th
09-01-2006, 04:12 PM
Because we're the dominant sex.........plus we are awesome.........slut.

I don't like you very much right now.

johnsmith
09-01-2006, 04:13 PM
I don't like you very much right now.


Yes you do.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 04:18 PM
I see you figured it out.

Now...what is it?

Midge had it right S.
HOW?!?!, can you NOT know who that is???????

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 04:34 PM
Hey S, look what page of this thread we're on!
Bring back memories?

johnsmith
09-01-2006, 04:42 PM
Katy, PM thing is full.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-01-2006, 05:08 PM
Katy, PM thing is full.

You'll have to give her a moment...we're a little, um, busy right now.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 05:08 PM
Katy's popularity is unparralled.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 05:11 PM
You'll have to give her a moment...we're a little, um, busy right now.


Give it to him Katy!!!
Shove that strap-on deeper!!!

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-01-2006, 05:11 PM
Oh, and for more laughs in the HF3 realm...

He's bitching in our fantasy Spurstalk league about the amount of moves iminlakerland is making.

Well, by her making all those moves, she's kicking our asses.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 05:13 PM
Horry just wishes he was commish so he can fuck with other people's rosters.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 05:13 PM
Fuck Horry.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 05:13 PM
I will never again speak that fuckers name.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-01-2006, 05:13 PM
I will never again speak that fuckers name.

-Horry

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 05:14 PM
haha

I can't go through with that. It's too fucking easy to make fun of him.

Jaime Escalante
09-01-2006, 05:19 PM
Why do you burros continue to just sit around and talk about ca-ca? You should devote your time to learning calculus, que no?

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 05:20 PM
Midge had it right S.
HOW?!?!, can you NOT know who that is???????

I had an idea on who it was but like I said before, he looks like a chick in that pic. My bad!

Squid
09-01-2006, 05:21 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape

This is for Mel and CuckingFunt.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 05:22 PM
Hey S, look what page of this thread we're on!
Bring back memories?

Yea...DVD II. :eyebrows

CuckingFunt
09-01-2006, 05:24 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape

This is for Mel and CuckingFunt.
God damn that's hot.

I just installed a new super realistic marine aquarium screen saver on the office computers. Thank goodness there are no squids, because I'd never get any work done.

Squid
09-01-2006, 05:43 PM
Who wants to go dancing tonight?

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 05:49 PM
Yea...DVD II. :eyebrows

Yes ma'am!
Talk about having a sore jaw, numb lips & numb tongue.
I couldn't speak for hrs you insatiable vixen you!!!

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 05:56 PM
Yes ma'am!
Talk about having a sore jaw, numb lips & numb tongue.
I couldn't speak for hrs you insatiable vixen you!!!

Dayum!!

I think DVD II needs a sequel. ;)

Squid
09-01-2006, 05:57 PM
Wouldn't that make it DVD III?

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 06:01 PM
Wouldn't that make it DVD III?

There is a DVD III already. :oops

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 06:16 PM
Psssst, hey.....none of you tell S but about half the time the video camera battery is dead & she thinks we're getting material for her upcumming website. I'll eventually have to tell her I wasn't acting either.

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 06:20 PM
Of what...jizz to the face? I call bullshit!


silver n black just totally verbally bukkaked ashbeeigh

CuckingFunt
09-01-2006, 06:26 PM
Who wants to go dancing tonight?
Can squids dance?

Squid
09-01-2006, 06:28 PM
I have killer moves. I can pop n' lock like no other.

CuckingFunt
09-01-2006, 06:30 PM
You da man, Squid.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 06:32 PM
silver n black just totally verbally bukkaked ashbeeigh


Yeah, I read that & I was like, "The mouth on that SnB!............How nice it is." :lol

Squid
09-01-2006, 06:33 PM
SB is more hardcore than people think.

Squid
09-01-2006, 06:34 PM
I once saw her choke 4 chickens with her bare feet.

CuckingFunt
09-01-2006, 06:34 PM
Four actual chickens, or four simultaneous footjobs?

Squid
09-01-2006, 06:35 PM
It was four live chickens followed by four footjobs.

CuckingFunt
09-01-2006, 06:36 PM
Fuck.

Well done, S21 B20!

Squid
09-01-2006, 06:56 PM
Katy is my best friend. She and I have shared many sun soaked walks through the park.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 06:59 PM
Fuck.

Well done, S21 B20!

If you like, I could teach you.

CuckingFunt
09-01-2006, 07:01 PM
If you like, I could teach you. But then I wouldn't have the satisfaction of figuring it out for myself.

You have, however, given me something to strive for.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 07:17 PM
Four actual chickens, or four simultaneous footjobs?

:lol

Squid
09-01-2006, 07:18 PM
I got a footjob once. It was strange.

CuckingFunt
09-01-2006, 07:18 PM
I got a footjob once. It was strange.
I gave one once. That was also strange.

And the cause of one hell of a charlie horse.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 07:18 PM
If you like, I could teach you.

Teach'em that thing you do with your tongue when you have me face down.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 07:25 PM
Teach'em that thing you do with your tongue when you have me face down.

Oh...that wasn't me, that was midge. After you went face down, he took over. Does he have a soft, gentle tongue?

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 07:27 PM
Oh...that wasn't me, that was midge. After you went face down, he took over. Does he have a soft, gentle tongue?

:lol


You can't fool me!
It was you because I recognized the barbell on your tongue.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 07:27 PM
haha

Yeah it was me tossing your salad.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 07:31 PM
God has my back.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 07:32 PM
haha

Yeah it was me tossing your salad.

:lol :lol :lol
I sharted!!!!

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 07:32 PM
:lol


You can't fool me!
It was you because I recognized the barbell on your tongue.

I don't have a tongue ring.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 07:33 PM
I don't have a tongue ring.

I do.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 07:38 PM
OK, we'll need another go so I see exactly who it was.
This is for purely scientific purposes.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 08:22 PM
This place died really quickly.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 08:23 PM
Fuck people.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 08:32 PM
Who wants to get drunk with me tonight?

Anyone?

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 08:36 PM
Who wants to get drunk with me tonight?

Anyone?


I would think much of the city seeing as how you can't hold your alcohol like you hold my........................

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 08:36 PM
Who wants to get drunk with me tonight?

Anyone?

Why don't you drink with your chick jman?

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 08:39 PM
Why don't you drink with your chick jman?


Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????????????????????
SnB is triple & quadruple timing me????

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 08:40 PM
I would think much of the city seeing as how you can't hold your alcohol like you hold my........................

Whoa...whoa, I can hold my alcohol.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 08:40 PM
Yeah. Twice a week she straps on a dildo and fucks jman. Sorry to break the news to you.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 08:43 PM
midge...don't act like you don't get in on all the action. You do the same only without the strap on.

midgetonadonkey
09-01-2006, 08:46 PM
midge...don't act like you don't get in on all the action. You do the same only without the strap on.

Yeah I do the same, to you.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 08:54 PM
Whoa...whoa, I can hold my alcohol.


You're about 95lbs fully dressed with 3 pair of socks & 3 coats.
How much alcohol are you really going to hold? 2 Pina Coladas?

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 08:54 PM
Yeah I do the same, to you.


I want details & I wanna see the pics bro!!!!!
Video also welcome.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 08:55 PM
Where are you all going SnB?

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 08:55 PM
You're about 95lbs fully dressed with 3 pair of socks & 3 coats.
How much alcohol are you really going to hold? 2 Pina Coladas?

That's harsh. Pina Coladas...I thought you knew me :depressed

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 09:01 PM
That's harsh. Pina Coladas...I thought you knew me :depressed


That's our code word for my "stuff" mama, c'mon, keep it on the DL.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 09:04 PM
That's our code word for my "stuff" mama, c'mon, keep it on the DL.

I was until you posted ^ . Geez...must you reveal everything.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 09:05 PM
OMG!!!
I mean, I mean, hey you hard drinking lady, how you doin'?

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 09:11 PM
OMG!!!
I mean, I mean, hey you hard drinking lady, how you doin'?

:lol Subtle!

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 09:21 PM
:lol Subtle!


:lol

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 10:03 PM
has SB talked anymore about jizz

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:07 PM
I was at a recent local concert, and I saw this girl. She was about 8 feet tall. I thought maybe someone on the internets might be able to tell me who she is.

Thanks.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 10:07 PM
Nope, plenty of guys are still waiting for it though.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 10:08 PM
No...things died off and everybody left.

Plus, ashbeeigh really wasn't in here today.

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:08 PM
Thanks.
Um, yea. This thanks is in advance.

Maybe y'all didn't know that.

Just thought I'd say that.

Ya.

Ok.

That's it.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 10:08 PM
I was at a recent local concert, and I saw this girl. She was about 8 feet tall. I thought maybe someone on the internets might be able to tell me who she is.

Thanks.

Did she have dark hair & start stripping?
If so, I think we know her.

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:10 PM
Did she have dark hair & start stripping?
If so, I think we know her.
This might be wrong of me, but once she started stripping I completely forgot what color her hair was.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 10:11 PM
8 ft tall? I thought girls only went up to 6ft 8in.

Anyhoo...how was the concert?

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 10:12 PM
atlfan's ears are still suffering
the sad unfortunate victim
of a massive bukkake attack

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 10:12 PM
This might be wrong of me, but once she started stripping I completely forgot what color her hair was.

Was it at the Godsmack concert.
One of ST's own was there & said something about a bukkake video she made after 2 Pina Coladas.

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:14 PM
8 ft tall? I thought girls only went up to 6ft 8in.

Anyhoo...how was the concert?
It was good, except for those dudes who went last.

I forgot their name because they were shit.

How was it for you?

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:18 PM
I guarantee y'all one thing.

No bukkake's, Massive or unMassive, went down without my presence.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 10:18 PM
It was good, except for those dudes who went last.

I forgot their name because they were shit.

How was it for you?

The only reason I went was because of the dudes that went last.

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:19 PM
But, as one may ask, how can a bukkake with atl involved not be Massive?

That's a good question, indication that half of my previous statement may have been false.

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:25 PM
Naw, but godsmack was pimp.

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 10:31 PM
Naw, but godsmack was pimp.

Yup!

I heard on the radio that they'll be back here in October for some other concert with various other bands.

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:38 PM
hmm

there is that fallfest in october with a bunch of a bands i have tickets for already, but i didn't see godsmack on that list..

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 10:42 PM
99.5 mentioned it.

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 10:48 PM
this is that concert i was talking about, apparently organized by Kiss
http://kissrocks.com/cgi-bin/info.cgi?type=event&id=2093407

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 10:53 PM
i am going to tool on the 14th, should be pretty lame

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 10:57 PM
this is that concert i was talking about, apparently organized by Kiss
http://kissrocks.com/cgi-bin/info.cgi?type=event&id=2093407

Yea...I just checked out the lineup. I could have sworn I heard them mention Godsmack was coming back in October. Guess not!

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 11:00 PM
i am going to tool on the 14th, should be pretty lame

TOOL will be here on the 12th and I'll work that concert. Not much of a fan.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:03 PM
TOOL will be here on the 12th and I'll work that concert. Not much of a fan.


My what will be where on what day????
You worked it pretty good last week!!

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:04 PM
Mr Dio was born to roam this thread! :lol

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 11:06 PM
My what will be where on what day????
You worked it pretty good last week!!


Not much of a fan.

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:07 PM
SB is rather saucy tonight! I am incredibly turned on by this!

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:09 PM
SB is rather saucy tonight! I am incredibly turned on by this!


Damn!
Talk about needing a fix to cheer her up!!

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:10 PM
Mr Dio was born to roam this thread! :lol


I kinda dig this thread.
I have so much going on though that I check out the other sites & when I come back there are 10 diff posts.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:10 PM
Mook!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:11 PM
Dio my love, will you tea bag me again?



Why yes ma'am!

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 11:16 PM
Why yes ma'am!

Don't get desperate Dio, it's a turn-off.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:18 PM
Don't get desperate Dio, it's a turn-off.

A $5 bill will change your mind. :lol
BUT!, I want my change mija.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:20 PM
Where the hell did Mook et al go????

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:21 PM
these threads are too commerical man

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:22 PM
You are talking about being too commercial, Mookie? You are a MOD! How commercial is THAT!?!

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 11:22 PM
TOOL will be here on the 12th and I'll work that concert. Not much of a fan.



you just lost 28 faith points

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:23 PM
meh, i never really liked nin

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:24 PM
Mookie is a part of the establishment now. He sold out.

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:26 PM
did you ever hear about that thread free quattro razor?

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:28 PM
Mookie, you've changed!

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 11:32 PM
you just lost 28 faith points

I'll be there, that should count for something.

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:34 PM
No really I havent, trust me, spurstalk kind of sucks now, especially the club, when the old school trolls were posting, mouse, shelly, hunter_the_reckoning were all posting, then quattro was hijacked and sold out, then they made the troll forum for all the trolls, which made both the club and the troll forum shitty, then manny and kori ellis wouldnt smoke the peace pipe with mouse, then the new skin and oh shit 19 combined with the new pistonstalk.com have really made st a shadow of its former self

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:35 PM
No really I havent, trust me, spurstalk kind of sucks now, especially the club, when the old school trolls were posting, mouse, shelly, hunter_the_reckoning were all posting, then quattro was hijacked and sold out, then they made the troll forum for all the trolls, which made both the club and the troll forum shitty, then manny and kori ellis wouldnt smoke the peace pipe with mouse, then the new skin and oh shit 19 combined with the new pistonstalk.com have really made st a shadow of its former self
Typical liberal. Bitch, bitch, bitch about Kori and the Republican Regime then have zero suggestions or answers about how to fix it. :rolleyes

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:36 PM
You all clean off that front room fouton man.
And I need some serious a/c to sleep soundly. :lol

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:38 PM
alright, bring spursbling, silverandblack and some big bank

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 11:43 PM
mookie makes a valid point, but melmart's accurate assessment of his liberal mindset is shocking

melmart i wanna pull a squid on you

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 11:43 PM
actually all things considered, spurstalk has fallen off hardcore....shelly doesn't even post anymore

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 11:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b0oO0bdtHM

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 11:45 PM
Melmart is like a white mexican female version of thispego

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:45 PM
actually that post didnt make much sense, anyway i meant st was good when the old school trolls were in the forum, when manny hadnt become independently conservative, when hunter reckoned and shelly would tell us all about family, then st was pretty badd

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 11:45 PM
melmart makes SnB look like ashbeigh

LaMarcus Bryant
09-01-2006, 11:46 PM
actually that post didnt make much sense, anyway i meant st was good when the old school trolls were in the forum, when manny hadnt become independently conservative, when hunter reckoned and shelly would tell us all about family, then st was pretty badd


manny doesnt even post at all anymore
hes like a mexican tpark

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:47 PM
ROFL chiles is badd news bears, texas has got 4 5 stars already for 07 and their last offers are like going to be the cream of they crop, they dont even have to recruit or sell texas anymore, they just select

Silver21_Black20
09-01-2006, 11:48 PM
melmart makes SnB look like ashbeigh

Fucking Aye!

Fuck asbeeigh and fuck you!

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:49 PM
snb makes mr dio look like darius mccrary

atlfan25
09-01-2006, 11:50 PM
black people make me look white

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:50 PM
Melmart is like a white mexican female version of thispego
I hope that doesn't mean that Rashofan has a crush on me.

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:52 PM
actually that post didnt make much sense
Poor Mookie!

So misunderstood.

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:52 PM
cbf makes manny look like cbfs dad

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:53 PM
hey whatever happened to kdfelicity? is that melmart?, that girl liked shitty music too

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:54 PM
Melmart is like a white mexican female version of thispego


I thought Pego is white? :lol

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:55 PM
hey whatever happened to kdfelicity? is that melmart?, that girl liked shitty music too


Oh yeah, I 'member her.
Horn E Lady right?

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:55 PM
Didn't KDFelicity and AggieHoopsFan hook up?

How do you know I like shitty music? I don't listen to the crap they play at Abercrombie or whatever COMMERCIAL store it is that you shop at.

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:56 PM
thispego makes tpark look like malcolm x

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:56 PM
ROFL chiles is badd news bears, texas has got 4 5 stars already for 07 and their last offers are like going to be the cream of they crop, they dont even have to recruit or sell texas anymore, they just select


Did u see what JBrant did his 1st game in 1 half?
FUCK! And he wants to redshirt?!?!?!?

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:56 PM
thispego makes tpark look like malcolm x
:lol

Melmart1
09-01-2006, 11:57 PM
CBF makes Atlfan look like a roid rager.

Mr Dio
09-01-2006, 11:58 PM
alright, bring spursbling (serious age factor) ,

silverandblack (is too weak, couldn't hang)

and some big bank (you know it!)

mookie2001
09-01-2006, 11:59 PM
if he does rs, can you imagine, that guy already has had pro coaches for a few years, him being groomed for starting job in 2010?, that would be sick

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:00 AM
Didn't KDFelicity and AggieHoopsFan hook up?
I thought it was Mook?!?!


How do you know I like shitty music? I don't listen to the crap they play at Abercrombie or whatever COMMERCIAL store it is that you shop at.
Abercrombie has a store???

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:01 AM
if he does rs, can you imagine, that guy already has had pro coaches for a few years, him being groomed for starting job in 2010?, that would be sick

You all going to UT v UNT?

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:02 AM
Fuckin' Oakland, only won by 1!!
C'mon LADodgers, win by at least 2!!!!!!!

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:02 AM
she, marcus bryant, swcbonfire and hussssker all stopped posting

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:04 AM
im not going, elpimpo has to wake up tomm early, go down to boxoffice and straighten his shit out, and ritas going i guess

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:04 AM
Maybe they lost their Ruth.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:04 AM
she, marcus bryant, swcbonfire and hussssker all stopped posting


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :depressed







































NOT!!! :lol

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:05 AM
im not going, elpimpo has to wake up tomm early, go down to boxoffice and straighten his shit out, and ritas going i guess


Don't forget, Thur night & Fri night.............
I guess it'll have to be a little mellower on Thur cuz ya'll work Fri a.m.?

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:05 AM
pimpo'll probably get choadbloadded anyway....................................and do you feel cheated out of our ruth this year almost made thread of the year

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:06 AM
those bastards dont have jobs, but i dont think they have class fri morning

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:06 AM
Ruth?

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:07 AM
those bastards dont have jobs, but i dont think they have class fri morning

:lol

OK, cool.
Just make sure to tell your neighbors to keep it down from about 6a til 3p so I can get some sleep. :lol

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:07 AM
They can make all the noise they want after 3p when I'm eating breakfast.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:09 AM
They can make all the noise they want after 3p when I'm banging Silver21 Black20.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:09 AM
:lol

Gotta start the day out right. Right?

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:10 AM
mookie2001 is my hero.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:12 AM
What happened to squid's balls? Did he get fixed?

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:12 AM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30334&highlight=thread+yea (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30334&highlight=thread+year)r



4th place 2005

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:13 AM
what for midget?

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:14 AM
:lol

Gotta start the day out right. Right?

I wouldn't want to break your hip, ol' man!

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:15 AM
I wouldn't want to break your hip, ol' man!There are ways to avoid that. :lol

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:15 AM
I admire mookie's hair. That is the reason he is my hero. That and his anti-establishment stance.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:15 AM
I admire Mookie for his unabashed mourning of the end of "Will and Grace"

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:16 AM
His homo erotic lust for the Longhorns is disturbing though.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:16 AM
I mean, really. Only a REAL man who is comfortable in his sexuality would publically mourn such a show. Or someone into really itty bitty titties like Debra Messing's.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:17 AM
I mean, seriously. Even after she had a baby, that bitch's tits didn't grow. Even CBF wouldn't have touched that preggo.

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:18 AM
yeah my hair isnt usually cropped out though, and the end of will and grace is the night the spurs went down playing small ball.

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:19 AM
The CBF I know would fuck any preggo regardless of tit size.

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:20 AM
There are ways to avoid that. :lol

Of course...he has a right hand.

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:20 AM
I blame the fall of the Spurs on the brutal death of the Quattro. That too happened that night.

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:21 AM
what kind of sick fuck doesnt like preggos?, you should have seen thispegos sister when she was with child, her normally juggernauts became titanic, and her nipples were making thispegos dad do doubletakes and shit

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:22 AM
Did the Spurs lose their Ruth because of Will and Grace?

NASpurs
09-02-2006, 12:22 AM
http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/aatl74.jpg

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:22 AM
I have never banged a preggo.

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:23 AM
His homo erotic lust for the Longhorns is disturbing though.funny because it is really kind of gay, like i always find myself saying "im a colt man" and shit like that

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:24 AM
melmart it may sound pompous, but you really cant understand will or ruth

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:24 AM
fully

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:24 AM
I've fallen, and I can't reach my Ruth!

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:25 AM
what kind of sick fuck doesnt like preggos?, you should have seen thispegos sister when she was with child, her normally juggernauts became titanic, and her nipples were making thispegos dad do doubletakes and shit

:lol

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:26 AM
Of course...he has a right hand.

Yeah, & Rightina doesn't always nag me to stay & cuddle.
She is happy with an afterwards shower & a beer.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:26 AM
I can't understand will or ruth... say it isn't so!

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:27 AM
I hear CBF's sister is smokin hot. Is there any truth to this? And if it is true can someone post a pic.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:27 AM
She is happy with an afterwards shower
Damn, you are into peeing, too? You should hit on ashbeeigh.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:28 AM
I wouldn't want to break your hip, ol' man!


Actually, you're a southsider....that means you'll prob take my wallet when I'm in the shower. :lol

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:28 AM
Mookie made my chode explode. Or bload. I am not sure which one. I saiddddd!

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:28 AM
Do I even have a choad?

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:29 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/myheroyo4.jpg

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:29 AM
Do I even have a choad?

You do when you strap one on.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:29 AM
Damn, you are into peeing, too? You should hit on ashbeeigh.


No shit??
I honestly don't know if I could do that.
Now if we're talking Scat on Sandra, that is diff.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:30 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/myheroyo4.jpg


That is soooo fucked up that I laughed aloud.

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:30 AM
I remember I mecced on Sandra's stomach once.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:30 AM
You do when you strap one on.
So if I orgasm while banging a bitch with a strap on, does that mean my chode exploded?

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:30 AM
burnt mecco

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:31 AM
No shit??

No, no shit. Pee.

NASpurs
09-02-2006, 12:31 AM
Super Retard?

Super Down Syndrome Boy?

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:31 AM
Actually, you're a southsider....that means you'll prob take my wallet when I'm in the shower. :lol

This is true!

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:31 AM
cbf sister at her hottest isnt really as hot as thispegos sister (cheerleader 17) at her hottest, but she is younger, making her currently hotter, ask cbf i only have like 1 pic but i dont have a scanner or anything, but im going to ask her to come chill when mr dio gets hear next weekend, she goes to UT and she always hits glass and shit i think

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:32 AM
cbf sister at her hottest isnt really as hot as thispegos sister (cheerleader 17) at her hottest, but she is younger, making her currently hotter, ask cbf i only have like 1 pic but i dont have a scanner or anything, but im going to ask her to come chill when mr dio gets hear next weekend, she goes to UT and she always hits glass and shit i think

Does she smoke pole?

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:34 AM
Thanks for the pic midge. I think we all have a reserved seat on your bus to hell.

mookie2001
09-02-2006, 12:34 AM
actually shes got a guy roomate, i think she pays her rent in ass

Squid
09-02-2006, 12:35 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/241opy.jpg

This is for Mel.

Melmart1
09-02-2006, 12:35 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/241opy.jpg

This is for Mel.
Hawt.

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2006, 12:35 AM
Thanks for the pic midge. I think we all have a reserved seat on your bus to hell.

A bus? Satan is providing me my own private jet to hell.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:37 AM
A bus? Satan is providing me my own private jet to hell.

:lol

NASpurs
09-02-2006, 12:37 AM
Squid's nuts can't compare to the giraffe's nuts

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5402/12321nb9.jpg

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:37 AM
A bus? Satan is providing me my own private jet to hell.

Oo...I ride shot-gun.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:38 AM
This is true!


Ya know I luv u S!
You're my #1 ruka(sp).

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:40 AM
cbf sister at her hottest isnt really as hot as thispegos sister (cheerleader 17) at her hottest, but she is younger, making her currently hotter, ask cbf i only have like 1 pic but i dont have a scanner or anything, but im going to ask her to come chill when mr dio gets hear next weekend, she goes to UT and she always hits glass and shit i think

:lol
That is so funny! A rock star huh?


Ask what time I should get there on Thur.

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:43 AM
Ya know I luv u S!
You're my #1 ruka(sp).

I think it is spelled with a c, ruca!!

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:45 AM
I think it is spelled with a c, ruca!!


No I know, Thanks my #1 R-U-C-A.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:46 AM
Is that Aztlan style?

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:47 AM
actually shes got a guy roomate, i think she pays her rent in ass

:lol
Sorry, CBF...I just read this & had to laugh.

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:48 AM
Is that Aztlan style?

Pfft...hell if I know.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:48 AM
Pfft...hell if I know.


You're supposed to say, "Chale!! es like the Souuuufffside way 'se!"

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:49 AM
I remember I mecced on Sandra's stomach once.

:lol
I just saw this one too!

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:52 AM
You're supposed to say, "Chale!! es like the Souuuufffside way 'se!"

Damn dude, you are way too Mexican for me. :lol

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 12:56 AM
Damn dude, you are way too Mexican for me. :lol


You are way too 'glo for me.
The term is actually Mexican American (ethnicity) OR American (nationality).
I think the term for you is, Coconut???? :lol

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 12:58 AM
You are way too 'glo for me.
The term is actually Mexican American (ethnicity) OR American (nationality).
I think the term for you is, Coconut???? :lol

:lol
This is not true!

ashbeeigh
09-02-2006, 01:05 AM
I fucking hate reading 20 pages to catch up with you all. Fuck you. And homework on fridays.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 01:06 AM
:lol
This is not true!


Perdoname meeezzz, but I tinks tu es Coconut Por Vida. :lol


Night night you all.
I'm watching some DVR & gonna crash!!
Mack wants me up early to give the pregame speech to the players by 1030a.

Mr Dio
09-02-2006, 01:07 AM
I fucking hate reading 20 pages to catch up with you all. Fuck you. And homework on fridays.


I dare you Ash!
I dare you to fuck us all! :lol

ashbeeigh
09-02-2006, 01:09 AM
I dare you to fuck us all! :lol

I wouldn't want to make you all jealous. Feelings would get hurt.

ashbeeigh
09-02-2006, 01:10 AM
Grey Holiday in Austin. woohoo. I'm not going. They can all fuck themselves too. just fyi again. I will make up for not being here all day Friday.

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 01:12 AM
How many "shots" did you take tonight, ash?

ashbeeigh
09-02-2006, 01:14 AM
How many "shots" did you take tonight, ash?

No "shots" tonight Sandra. All I did was come up with a research project idea for a psychology conference. Super nerdy Friday night.

Silver21_Black20
09-02-2006, 01:18 AM
No "shots" tonight Sandra. All I did was come up with a research project idea for a psychology conference. Super nerdy Friday night.

Good for you. Sounds like you don't procrastinate like I did when I was in school.

ashbeeigh
09-02-2006, 01:25 AM
Ahh, no. I actually did procrastinate. And I don't konw if my idea work. I have to get a finalhypothesis, to the review committiee and data in by the middle of December for the conference. We'll see, we'll see.

CuckingFunt
09-02-2006, 01:29 AM
OK, we'll need another go so I see exactly who it was.
This is for purely scientific purposes.
I've got a pierced tongue, but I've never been to Texas.

CuckingFunt
09-02-2006, 01:32 AM
Son of a bitch. I hate responding to something BEFORE realizing that it was said seven pages ago.

CuckingFunt
09-02-2006, 09:16 AM
Damn... back to my thread killing ways, I see.

TheQuattro
09-02-2006, 09:45 AM
damn it's already hot outside

Squid
09-02-2006, 11:49 AM
The Quattro is wise.

Squid
09-02-2006, 11:53 AM
Why doesn't Keda show the Squid love anymore?

Squid
09-02-2006, 11:53 AM
I've had the same Lita Ford song in my head for the past 3 days.

ShoogarBear
09-02-2006, 11:57 AM
You are talking about being too commercial, Mookie? You are a MOD! How commercial is THAT!?!You gotta be fucking kidding me.