Oh Shit!!! (5)

[midgetonadonkey]

We swam.

[Marklar MM]

My dogs like to have sex.

[CuckingFunt]

I grew up in LA where there's raw sewage floating in the ocean. Me no likey swimming at beaches.

When I grow up, I want a pool that overlooks the ocean so I can stay clean not get stuck with floating needles.

[midgetonadonkey]

One time my cousin had diarrhea and shit in the public pool. It was shut down for three days after that. Everyone was pissed off at her.

[Fillmoe]

you are like 30 something aint too much growin up left..... :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Fillmoe a wigger like that Norcal guy?

[Marklar MM]

Fillmoe and Norcal are tight...butt buddies.

[CuckingFunt]

When I was about 15 or so, I was hired as a lifeguard over the summer and was supposed to help teach the little kids how to swim. Job only lasted a few days, because I couldn't stop freaking out about why the kiddie pool was so much warmer than the regular pool.

[CuckingFunt]

you are like 30 something aint too much growin up left..... :lol
Since when am I 30 something? I'm 28.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the hell is Trainwreck?!? I need a fucking cool .gif. What the fuck? Is he mad? Did we bust his balls too hard? Is he still a virgin? I want to know these things.

[dougp]

Dude, are you obsessed with Google or what?
google owns you ... ultimate tool

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, Midge, is Mario still necro-banging Peach while Luigi's spinnin'?

[midgetonadonkey]

I admit I love Google as well but damn, take it easy with the links and pics.

[Fillmoe]

Since when am I 30 something? I'm 28.


well i thought you were 30 something..... my bad.... your ass still aint got much growing up left.... ;)

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey, Midge, is Mario still necro-banging Peach while Luigi's spinnin'?


Hell yeah. He's spinning the baby making music.

[CuckingFunt]

well i thought you were 30 something..... my bad.... your ass still aint got much growing up left.... ;)
But I wanna be a Toys 'R Us kid!

[dougp]

I admit I love Google as well but damn, take it easy with the links and pics.
wtf, you expect me to post with substance?

[CuckingFunt]

Hell yeah. He's spinning the baby making music.
Luigi pimps out dead princesses and provides the fuck music. That's pretty hardcore, right there.

[midgetonadonkey]

Luigi is the man. His mustache owns Mario's mustache. Plus he jumps higher in Super Mario Bros 2.

[ashbeeigh]

Enigma needs to go to bed.

[CuckingFunt]

Looks almost like Luigi's spinnin' pizzas. If he's getting music off a large pepperoni pie, that's even more hardcore.

I think I may want to have Luigi's mustachioed abortion.

[Marklar MM]

http://bestanimations.com/Humans/Sexy/Blondes/Blonde-10-june.gif

[dougp]

Enigma needs to go to bed.
actually, I do ... how the fuck did you know that? and it's a lowercase e

[midgetonadonkey]

I have 2 gerbils in my ass. :smokin

-Horry

[Marklar MM]

Well we're just a wet dream for the web zine

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn, only CBF was around to truely understand the -Horry reference.

[dougp]

I have 2 gerbils in my ass. :smokin

-Horry
eminem sings about that in a song ... coincidence?

[CuckingFunt]

http://bestanimations.com/Humans/Sexy/Blondes/Blonde-10-june.gif
Since she's waving it so proudly, you'd think this girl would have a better ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's an old school 90's thong. Actually didn't they call those g-strings?

[CuckingFunt]

That's an old school 90's thong. Actually didn't they call those g-strings?
I don't know the proper terminology. I'm of the opinion that there is no single article of clothing as pointless as a thong.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have to disagree with that statement. Thongs are sexy as hell.

[midgetonadonkey]

Artie Lange on Dave Letterman now. Channel 5. Watch it motherfuckers.

[dougp]

I have to disagree with that statement. Thongs are sexy as hell.
Dude ... google is required for this. there is nothing sexy about this:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1787/sfatgirl5nn.jpg
http://www.iranian.com/Anyway/2003/December/Images/fat2.jpg
http://mikeoertli.com/pics/pics-Thumbnails/16.jpg
http://www.tblog.com/user_images/chellie34_482932241.jpg

[Marklar MM]

I hate fucking movies that are cheesy as hell. I am watching Sci-Fi right now. Some movie about giant bugs. Not one bit of talent involved in the acting.

[dougp]

I hate fucking movies that are cheesy as hell. I am watching Sci-Fi right now. Some movie about giant bugs. Not one bit of talent involved in the acting.
All sci-fi has been showing for the past few months are REALLY SHITTY MOVIES.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to disagree with that statement. Thongs are sexy as hell.
Still pointless. If I want to avoid panty-line, I just avoid panties. Problem solved.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/khan.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Leave poor Trainwreck alone. Maybe he's off getting laid.

[Marklar MM]

http://www.microkitten.com/images/prods/thumbs/2605-bt-pd.jpg
http://photos.imageevent.com/babesandvids/newestthumbnailpictures/thong.jpg

[NASpurs]

I bet white thongs aren't that high in demand.

[midgetonadonkey]

Leave poor Trainwreck alone. Maybe he's off getting laid.

I can't help it. I miss the little guy.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/558/h2019el6.jpg

Way sexier than a thong.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/558/h2019el6.jpg

Way sexier than a thong.

Just what I was about to say...boyshorts are sexier!

[Marklar MM]

I could post something else, but I don't know if it is very appropriate. You know what I am talking about.

[Melmart1]

Boyshorts and hipsters rock. Butt floss sucks.

[CuckingFunt]

Boyshorts and hipsters rock. Butt floss sucks.
Especially when called "butt floss."

Commando kinda rocks, too.

[Melmart1]

Commando used to only be reserved for laundry days but I find myself using it even when I have clean chones.

[Melmart1]

This avatar does not become me. I don't know why I can't upload my own. This is a conspiracy of some sort.

[Kori Ellis]

This avatar does not become me. I don't know why I can't upload my own. This is a conspiracy of some sort.

Why can't you?

Even the retards on the forum can do it!

[CuckingFunt]

Well... skirt + commando = a no no. That's a given.

Other than that, I find that I've become increasingly lazy when it comes to getting dressed and have, therefore, cut as many unnecessary steps as possible.

[Melmart1]

Why can't you?

Even the retards on the forum can do it!
I know HOW to do it, I have done it in the past, ya big meanie. But the place to upload your own is missing now. It happened just recently. Trust me, I know how to do it, I simply can't.

[Melmart1]

I just think Kori is being cranky with me cus we haven't had any of our girly threesomes lately with Eve.

[Kori Ellis]

I know HOW to do it, I have done it in the past, ya big meanie. But the place to upload your own is missing now. It happened just recently. Trust me, I know how to do it, I simply can't.

I just looked, the place isn't missing for me.

You must be special:)

[Melmart1]

I just looked, the place isn't missing for me.

You must be special:)
I know what you are implying Mrs Ellis with that 'special' talk and I don't like it one bit! :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

If you sent the desired avatar, couldn't Kori use super-mod powers to change it for you?

[Melmart1]

Yeah, she prolly could but I am hurt by her thinly-veiled reference to me short-bussing it. I am tired of people acting like they are your friend during a podcast and then being two-faced on the site.

Last post, folks!

[Kori Ellis]

If you sent the desired avatar, couldn't Kori use super-mod powers to change it for you?

I've done it for her before. She couldn't even handle her own boobs.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, she prolly could but I am hurt by her thinly-veiled reference to me short-bussing it. I am tired of people acting like they are your friend during a podcast and then being two-faced on the site.

Last post, folks!

:lmao

[Melmart1]

I've done it for her before. She couldn't even handle her own boobs.
:lmao gotdamnit, you got me there!

[Kori Ellis]

:lmao gotdamnit, you got me there!

I think you could have handled your own boobs, you just wanted me to see as much of them as possible, so insisted on sending me 12 pictures of them from various angles. :makeout

[CuckingFunt]

I've done it for her before. She couldn't even handle her own boobs.
You handled her boobs when she wasn't able to? That's very nice of you.

[Kori Ellis]

You handled her boobs when she wasn't able to? That's very nice of you.

Yeah, I'm nice like that.

[Melmart1]

I think you could have handled your own boobs, you just wanted me to see as much of them as possible, so insisted on sending me 12 pictures of them from various angles. :makeout
It was much more subtle form of flattery than the outright jman stalking thing.

[dougp]

I demand pictures of this Kori on Melmart boob action ... and I'm at work, so a PM for when I get home would be greatly satisfying!

[Das Texan]

fucking gay internet connection in this gay hotel preventing me from having fun at night.


damnit to hell!

[dougp]

fucking gay internet connection in this gay hotel preventing me from having fun at night.


damnit to hell!
you really shouldn't be relying on an internet connection to be having fun when you're at a hotel ... or atleast make sure you save the videos to your hard drive for when this situation "arises"

[jman3000]

fuck 1604 and fuck the times 7:30-8:30.

[jman3000]

A.m.

[jman3000]

p.m. is still cool in my book.

[jman3000]

and how the hell could i be that nemo guy? i dont even have the damn internet. i barely have the time to be 1 poster... now i have the time to be 2?

[jman3000]

I think somebody stole my camera when I was passed out on the lawn the other night... i need to make some phone calls.

[1369]

fuck 1604 and fuck the times 7:30-8:30.

Try getting up a little earlier.

[jman3000]

good thing they didn't jack my phone as well... then I'd be up shit creek.

[jman3000]

Try getting up a little earlier.
class starts at 9:30... no way in hell am I gonna get to school 2 hours early just to beat half an hour of hell.

[dougp]

class starts at 9:30... no way in hell am I gonna get to school 2 hours early just to beat half an hour of hell.
get a laptop, play games ... do homework

either way, if you don't want to resolve the problem with a viable solution, quit bitching unless you have an alternative! :lol

[jman3000]

bitching is more fun.

perhaps i shall buy a horse and gallop my way to school. fuck a stop light.

[dougp]

bitching is more fun.

perhaps i shall buy a horse and gallop my way to school. fuck a stop light.
there you go, now that's an alternative!

Just make sure you set the horse up for glue-donor and dog food-donor ...

[jman3000]

i think i would dip my horse in bronze or take it to a taxedermist before i'd sell it off to be made into hot dogs. i could say it was a trophy or something.

[dougp]

i think i would dip my horse in bronze or take it to a taxedermist before i'd sell it off to be made into hot dogs. i could say it was a trophy or something.
that'd be a big f'in trophy.

[jman3000]

the computer to my left is broken... but i dont tell the people who sit down that it is. i like to see them try to log on in vain and then get frustrated and leave. is that wrong?

[dougp]

the computer to my left is broken... but i dont tell the people who sit down that it is. i like to see them try to log on in vain and then get frustrated and leave. is that wrong?
no, but can you capture some video?

found your trophy:
http://www.bronzesculpture.net/images/ed/BrHorse8.300w.jpg

[1369]

the computer to my left is broken... but i dont tell the people who sit down that it is. i like to see them try to log on in vain and then get frustrated and leave. is that wrong?

Not really, it just shows that you are a selfish and sadistic individual who revels in the misfortunes of others.

Tell me about your mother...

[dougp]

Not really, it just shows that you are a selfish and sadistic individual who revels in the misfortunes of others.

Tell me about your mother...http://www.neiu.edu/~ncaftori/chicago/visit-2004/scary-mom.JPG


I don't think you wanna know about his mom.

[1369]

Damn, sucking on a lemon to pucker up and get a better seal?

Now that's thinking!

She must be able to make plenty coin after walking the track.

[dougp]

Damn, sucking on a lemon to pucker up and get a better seal?

Now that's thinking!

She must be able to make plenty coin after walking the track.
never thought of it like that ... you're almost at 2k btw.

[1369]

Almost at 2K? That doesn't mean I have to go to Carousel, does it?

[dougp]

Almost at 2K? That doesn't mean I have to go to Carousel, does it?
i have no idea ...

[ashbeeigh]

class starts at 9:30... no way in hell am I gonna get to school 2 hours early just to beat half an hour of hell.

If class started at 9:30 for me I'd get up at 9, get dressed and be out the door at 9:15. sucker. However, I do have class at 10:30, so I should go get ready.

[dougp]

If class started at 9:30 for me I'd get up at 9, get dressed and be out the door at 9:15. sucker. However, I do have class at 10:30, so I should go get ready.
no, stay here and talk to me ... how's your day going? :blah

[ashbeeigh]

fuck me...I lost a back to my earringsss. That's how it's going enigma.

[1369]

fuck me...I lost a back to my earringsss. That's how it's going enigma.

Go old school and use an eraser from a pencil (For the earring, not the intercourse part).

[dougp]

fuck me...I lost a back to my earringsss. That's how it's going enigma.
hmmm ... that sucks, can't help you with that second part ... but the first :angel

[Silver21_Black20]

Ewww...ashbeeigh and enigma, take that shit elsewhere.

[dougp]

Ewww...ashbeeigh and enigma, take that shit elsewhere.
Don't be jealous! There's enough enigma to go around!

[1369]

Talk about taking a shit elsewhere...

So a few years ago I was bowhunting at my place outside of Gonzales, and as I was walking back from the stand (It had been raining pretty good all morning), well, Mrs. Brown was at the window demanding to be let out. Not to worry as in my pack I had plenty of shit tickets, and all I needed was a nice comfortable spot in the woods to take care of business and contemplate man's place in the cosmos. Well I found a nice Mesquite branch that had fallen over and had a good fork in the lilmb about 2' off the ground. With the rain still falling, I dropped trou and enscsonsed my backside snugly in the fork of the limb and was prepared to evacuate a night's supply of fajitas and beer when the unthinkable happened. Limb snapped, gravity too hold and I landed bare-assed in a puddle about 6in deep. Thank God Mrs. Brown had not yet left the building, but hobbling around looking for another spot and trying to wipe my wet ass with TP that melted upon contact with the water in the puddle made for a below average morning.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol
You tell stories so well, 1369.

[1369]

When I have enough time I'll tell you about the time I thought it would be a really good idea to jump off the roof of the Embassy Suites in San Diego into a 8' deep pool.

More than once.

Tequila and I have such a wonderful love/hate relationship.

[Mr Dio]

Now you're getting it. :lol

It's just a little premature to say anything but it is for possible future employment.



A door-to-door NIKE salesperson????











jk

[Mr Dio]

When I have enough time I'll tell you about the time I thought it would be a really good idea to jump off the roof of the Embassy Suites in San Diego into a 8' deep pool.

More than once.

Tequila and I have such a wonderful love/hate relationship.


Tell us about some Avenida Revolution stories from TJ.
I know you have some.............................................. .we all do. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I've got my second quiz with a "dream" employer in about an hour-and-a-half...

Since it's a general sports knowledge quiz (with some history), I'm not sure exactly how to study for it, but let's just say this is the third rerun of Sportscenter I've watched since I turned the TV on.

[Silver21_Black20]

A door-to-door NIKE salesperson????

jk


I'd be the worst person for that job, I'd want to keep all the shoes. :angel

[Mr Dio]

I'd be the worst person for that job, I'd want to keep all the shoes. :angel


A Border Patrol agent & you'll be the one chasing illegals on foot vs in a vehicle?

[dougp]

blah, you guys ruined the fun ...

[1369]

Tell us about some Avenida Revolution stories from TJ.
I know you have some.............................................. .we all do. :lol

"Set the wayback machine Sherman"

The only fleeting and blurred memories from TJ I have is trying to cross the wire back into the US to see if I could sneak past "La Migra".

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Set the wayback machine Sherman"

The only fleeting and blurred memories from TJ I have is trying to cross the wire back into the US to see if I could sneak past "La Migra".

I'd love to be there for that conversation.

"Yeah, I'm trying to sneak back into my own country."

[Silver21_Black20]

blah, you guys ruined the fun ...

Fun...what fun? That only happens when midgetonadonkey, katy, Melmart and CuckingFunt are in here.

I give it another hour before there is "fun."

[dougp]

Fun...what fun? That only happens when midgetonadonkey, katy, Melmart and CuckingFunt are in here.

I give it another hour before there is "fun."
You started talking about shoes ... freakin SHOES!!!! :rolleyes

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fun...what fun? That only happens when midgetonadonkey, katy, Melmart and CuckingFunt are in here.

I give it another hour before there is "fun."

I'm no fun...why don't you go to hell! :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

A Border Patrol agent & you'll be the one chasing illegals on foot vs in a vehicle?

Since playing softball, my skin has gotten darker so I would probably be on the reverse end of the chasing...lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm no fun...why don't you go to hell! :lol

Oh...uh...you know you are always on that fun list. :spin

Besides, you are the one who has gone to most of our softball games, you Kick Ass!!!

[dougp]

Oh...uh...you know you are always on that fun list. :spin

Besides, you are the one who has gone to most of our softball games, you Kick Ass!!!
I'd go if I lived in San Antonio ... *sigh* you always forget about me :depressed

[Marklar MM]

Smoke a bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes to Hong Kong.

[ashbeeigh]

So, the professor is deep into lecture about IQ testing today...and you hear a thump...it's my earring falling out because it had no back. Did I feel like a fool or what.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Ash,
get back to class and take 1billups1 with you.

[dougp]

So, the professor is deep into lecture about IQ testing today...and you hear a thump...it's my earring falling out because it had no back. Did I feel like a fool or what.
How do you feel like a fool? Maybe soft, and more firm in certain areas, but I don't see how you can feel like a fool.

Yah, that was stupid :rolleyes

[Das Texan]

I'd be the worst person for that job, I'd want to keep all the shoes. :angel



so would i...but thats mostly due to my hatred for the company.

[CuckingFunt]

So, the professor is deep into lecture about IQ testing today...and you hear a thump...it's my earring falling out because it had no back. Did I feel like a fool or what.
You only heard a thump because you're self-obssesed. I doubt anyone else did. The rest of the class was probably more focused on paying attention to the lecture than your choice of backless ear apparel.

Unless you were wearing some huge, early-90's, ghetto fabulous, bamboo hoop earring or something like that.

Or you got up in the middle of class, stomped and huffed around and started loudly protesting that your earring had just fallen off.

[ashbeeigh]

You only heard a thump because you're self-obssesed. I doubt anyone else did. The rest of the class was probably more focused on paying attention to the lecture than your choice of backless ear apparel.


I heard a thump because it landed on a plastic chair. I felt dumb because it did fall out, like I thought it would. However, I did chance it. And the only person that did hear it was the girl in front of me. I was just making conversation. I wasn't looking for a put down.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have taquitos for lunch. I can't wait to eat my lunch.

[1369]

I wasn't looking for a put down.

I know what you mean.

Sincerely,
Rodney Daingerfield

[CuckingFunt]

I was just making conversation. I wasn't looking for a put down.
Probably not, but I'm in that kind of a mood.

You were looking for attention, though, and you got it.

[1369]

Probably not, but I'm in that kind of a mood.


But what those poor, misguided souls fail to realize is that my being good in the sack has a lot more to do with my brains than my snatch.

Sounds like you need to utilize some of that brain power.

Might help take the edge off.

[CuckingFunt]

Sounds like you need to utilize some of that brain power.

Might help take the edge off.
Ya know... you might just be onto something there.

[dougp]

Ya know... you might just be onto something there.
or get laid

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm going to see Godsmack and Rob Zombie this Saturday. Yay!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, I sucked ass during that quiz....

[Silver21_Black20]

Well, I sucked ass during that quiz....

Aww...that's too bad.

[midgetonadonkey]

Quit sucking ass Mr. Blaze.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I should have really known the answers to those questions...I was going to be down all day, but a friend of mine is having a surgery soon and she asked why I was telling her to keep her head up about that but I was going to get down about this?

She has a point. While I will still kick myself in the ass for screwing up, I'm not going to get down about it...and who knows, I thought I did shitty on the first part of the quiz and they liked me enough to come back from the second in the screening process.

[dougp]

If you are sucking ass, shouldn't you get the job though?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn my choice of words!

[1369]

If you are sucking ass, shouldn't you get the job though?

See enigma, that's why you're not getting anywhere. It's kissing ass, not sucking ass that gets you ahead.

Sucking ass only makes you someone's bitch to be traded for a carton of Winston's and a three year old copy of Penthouse Letters that's missing the endings to 3/4 of the stories.

[dougp]

See enigma, that's why you're not getting anywhere. It's kissing ass, not sucking ass that gets you ahead.

Sucking ass only makes you someone's bitch to be traded for a carton of Winston's and a three year old copy of Penthouse Letters that's missing the endings to 3/4 of the stories.
If you require the endings and have been having someone sucking on your ass, then uhm ... you need to believe in this guy here: :elephant

[Marklar MM]

Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops.

[jman3000]

fuck this... i have to drive all the way across town to go to a decent guitar store... whoever said the northside has all the good stores is a fucking liar.

[jman3000]

sorry sandra ... i need to buy an all nylon 6 string guitar, so I need to buy another one.

[Silver21_Black20]

sorry sandra ... i need to buy an all nylon 6 string guitar, so I need to buy another one.

That's too bad. How much money do you think you'll have to spend?

[jman3000]

That's too bad. How much money do you think you'll have to spend?
I'm looking to spend about 200 ... hopefully less ... maybe more.

[jman3000]

I'll still use the one you hooked me up with. I will cherish it .... forever.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll still use the one you hooked me up with. I will cherish it .... forever.

:tu


:lol

[jman3000]

gotta go before I hit 5 o'clock traffic. laterz.

[jman3000]

:tu


:lol
or until the glue that is holding it together wears off :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/khan.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

damn this running. my legs hurt.

[dougp]

damn this running. my legs hurt.
sex must be hell

[ashbeeigh]

well that was expected.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut up ashbeeigh.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut up ashbeeigh.
you've brought nothing to the insult ashbeeigh table recently. What the hell is that? But I will shut up for your satisfaction. I need to read for a class.

[dougp]

you've brought nothing to the insult ashbeeigh table recently. What the hell is that? But I will shut up for your satisfaction. I need to read for a class.
why are you still looking at the thread then?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

ashbeeigh used to have a dominant avatar

[LaMarcus Bryant]

this thread needs more trainwreck, what the hell has that weirdo been doing

[midgetonadonkey]

Today blows.

[dougp]

ashbeeigh used to have a dominant avatar
i agree, her avatar sucks.

[ShoogarBear]

Why can't you?

Even the retards on the forum can do it!I know this was several hours ago, but :lmao

However I will resist the temptation to put it in my sig.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh used to have a dominant avatar

What should I bring to the avatar world?

[Mr Dio]

Why can't you?

Even the retards on the forum can do it!


Cue the retard that can't do it in 3, 2, 1..........


I can't Kori.
I haven't tried though.
Can I put anything I want????

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm gonna do it....I'm going running.

Later bitches!!

[tlongII]

I'm gonna do it....I'm going running.

Later bitches!!


If you don't post a photo no one will believe you.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm gonna do it....I'm going running.

Later bitches!!Did you ever solve that sweating-out-of-one-armpit thing?

[katyon6th]

LMBCBF, does pego work in San Antonio?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

What should I bring to the avatar world?


just bring what is natural

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LMBCBF, does pego work in San Antonio?

No, i dont think hke works at all.

[ashbeeigh]

just bring what is natural

In your sueños.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

What is your avatar now? It looks like a balloon or a flower
wtf

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I'm six foot eight without shoes.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ok...I'm back and I did 2 miles, a combo of running, jogging and walking. I was gonna do another mile but 1) I got tired, 2) I was thirsty and 3) I had to pee.

[Silver21_Black20]

Did you ever solve that sweating-out-of-one-armpit thing?

Nah...I've accepted it, makes me unique.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should've just peed while you ran. Let it drip down your leg. People would just think it was sweat.

[CuckingFunt]

Ok...I'm back and I did 2 miles, a combo of running, jogging and walking. I was gonna do another mile but 1) I got tired, 2) I was thirsty and 3) I had to pee.
1) That's why you're supposed to push yourself, 2) Always bring water, 3) That's what flower beds are for.

But, don't listen to me for advice. While I walk almost every day, if you ever see me running it's most likely 'cause I'm being chased.

[Silver21_Black20]

1) That's why you're supposed to push yourself, 2) Always bring water, 3) That's what flower beds are for.

But, don't listen to me for advice. While I walk almost every day, if you ever see me running it's most likely 'cause I'm being chased.

Good advice. I'll eventually be able to do it without walking.

[midgetonadonkey]

One day I will be able to walk from my truck to the library without losing my breath.

[dougp]

One day I will be able to walk from my truck to the library without losing my breath.
cut out a few more cheeseburgers, put wrist weights on your wrists when you masturbate and do it a few more times a day, and don't forget to alternate hands and you could do it!

[midgetonadonkey]

cut out a few more cheeseburgers, put wrist weights on your wrists when you masturbate and do it a few more times a day, and don't forget to alternate hands and you could do it!

That is sound advice.

[CuckingFunt]

put wrist weights on your wrists when you masturbate and do it a few more times a day, and don't forget to alternate hands and you could do it!
While that would undoubtedly help the muscle definition in your arms, it'd have to be some seriously acrobatic masturbation to have any kind of cardio benefit.

[dougp]

That is sound advice.
I lost 90lbs ... and now I told you my secret!!! SHIT :oops

[ashbeeigh]

I need to buy some kind of insoles for my shoes when I go to the gym. My legs are still hurting. And one day, I will be able to run that 2 miles just like SB.

[Jekka]

1) That's why you're supposed to push yourself, 2) Always bring water, 3) That's what flower beds are for.

But, don't listen to me for advice. While I walk almost every day, if you ever see me running it's most likely 'cause I'm being chased.
:tu I can walk more than 5 miles without even thinking about it, but running sucks - my knees and hips do not enjoy it. Running is overrated.

[midgetonadonkey]

Exercise in general is overrated.

When I'm dying of a heart attack at the age of 35 I will think back to this comment and laugh.

[Mr Dio]

cut out a few more cheeseburgers, put wrist weights on your wrists when you masturbate and do it a few more times a day, and don't forget to alternate hands and you could do it!

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I need to buy some kind of insoles for my shoes when I go to the gym. My legs are still hurting. And one day, I will be able to run that 2 miles just like SB.

Be sure to stretch before you run, that'll help you from getting sore.

And I wish I could say I ran 2 miles but I walked......a lot.

[katyon6th]

No, i dont think hke works at all.

I thought I saw him in my office building.

Too bad.

[Mr Dio]

Ok...I'm back and I did 2 miles, a combo of running, jogging and walking. I was gonna do another mile but 1) I got tired, 2) I was thirsty and 3) I had to pee.


1) Take some ephedra
2) Wipe your forehead then lick your hand
3) Start running backwards & whip it out & let it go!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to work in Katy's office building.

[Silver21_Black20]

1) Take some ephedra
2) Wipe your forehead then lick your hand
3) Start running backwards & whip it out & let it go!!!!!

This is the worst advice ever!

Whip what out? I'm a fucking chick... :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

[dougp]

This is the worst advice ever!

Whip what out? I'm a fucking chick... :madrun
I was wondering the same thing ... lol

[CuckingFunt]

:tu I can walk more than 5 miles without even thinking about it, but running sucks - my knees and hips do not enjoy it. Running is overrated.
My knees and hips can handle it, but I can think of a couple other things that don't like that much jostling.

[ashbeeigh]

Be sure to stretch before you run, that'll help you from getting sore.


I do need to start stretching. I just haven't ever been a runner. I did find some good ones to help with my shins though. That's what's been killing me.

[CuckingFunt]

1) Take some ephedra
2) Wipe your forehead then lick your hand
3) Start running backwards & whip it out & let it go!!!!!
Us girls don't have anything to whip out.

[tlongII]

You should've just peed while you ran. Let it drip down your leg. People would just think it was sweat.


Yellow sweat???

[midgetonadonkey]

My tits bounce too much when I run.

[CuckingFunt]

My tits bounce too much when I run.
Painful, isn't it?

[ashbeeigh]

My tits bounce too much when I run.

You can get those reduced now. Do you have back pain as well?

[katyon6th]

I want to work in Katy's office building.

We could play elevator games.

Or you could just watch me walk up and down the stairs.

[ShoogarBear]

Us girls don't have anything to whip out.Guess you never saw the Chyna video.

[midgetonadonkey]

We could play elevator games.

Or you could just watch me walk up and down the stairs.

That would be fun. When do I start?

[CuckingFunt]

Guess you never saw the Chyna video.
Has s/he ever confessed to being a man? 'Cause it's pretty fucking obvious.

[dougp]

My tits bounce too much when I run.
Got problems?

http://www.media-post.net/mob5.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Damn. That's just nasty.

[midgetonadonkey]

Got problems?

http://www.media-post.net/mob5.jpg

Where did you get that picture of me?

[dougp]

Where did you get that picture of me?
that one night you were drunk and had that escort over, he put pictures on the web with your name :vomit:

[ashbeeigh]

gross picture, edited by ashbeeigh

Oh my god! Go to bed now dude.

[dougp]

Oh my god! Go to bed now dude.
after finding that picture, I don't think I'd be able to.

[katyon6th]

That would be fun. When do I start?

Do you have a suit and tie? Dress code reasons.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you have a suit and tie? Dress code reasons.

Actually no I don't. I have a tuxedo t-shirt. Is that the same?

[katyon6th]

Actually no I don't. I have a tuxedo t-shirt. Is that the same?

Not exactly, Midge. You'll need to do something with your manboobs also.

[ashbeeigh]

after finding that picture, I don't think I'd be able to.

Take some ambien.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not exactly, Midge. You'll need to do something with your manboobs also.

I usually tape them down so they aren't too obvious.

[dougp]

Take some ambien.
don't have anymore - care to let me borrow some?

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck...you are no longer allowed to post pics in this here thread, enigma.

[ashbeeigh]

don't have anymore - care to let me borrow some?
seven dollars for anticonvolsant that'll knock you on your ass AND surpress your appetite. But no ambien.

[dougp]

Fuck...you are no longer allowed to post pics in this here thread, enigma.
And what, you're gonna stop me?

And no thanks ash - no unknown drugs ;)

[ashbeeigh]

That's what I thought enigma. :) Plus, I need them.

[dougp]

zThat's what I thought enigma. :) Plus, I need them.
fuck that - now I want em

[ashbeeigh]

Because I need them? It's not a good thing that I need them.

[1369]

Stupid hop-heads.

Sincerely,
Red Forman

[dougp]

Because I need them? It's not a good thing that I need them.
Can we share? We'll pass out together

[midgetonadonkey]

Can we share? We'll pass out together

date rapist forum

[dougp]

date rapist forum
we'll both be passed out ... not like we'll be fucking in a passed out state ...

[1369]

Can we share? We'll pass out together

Won't that be cute...


http://www.passedoutwookies.com/albums/Passed-Out-Wookies-Submissions%21/DSCN2005.sized.jpg

[dougp]

Won't that be cute...


http://www.passedoutwookies.com/albums/Passed-Out-Wookies-Submissions%21/DSCN2005.sized.jpg
I'm not gonna ask ...

[ashbeeigh]

date rapist forum

This I agree with.

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't act like you wouldn't want to be date raped.

[dougp]

Don't act like you wouldn't want to be date raped.
you do too ... thank god it's not by me.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't accept drinks from strangers.

[dougp]

I don't accept drinks from strangers.
if you're giving me drugs, we're not strangers.

[ashbeeigh]

if you're giving me drugs, we're not strangers.

I could just be the dealer. Do you consider your dealers non-strangers midge?

[dougp]

I could just be the dealer. Do you consider your dealers non-strangers midge?
I was told to never accept candy from strangers ...

[ashbeeigh]

Do you always do as you were told?

[dougp]

Do you always do as you were told?
No, I've been a bad, bad boy. Punish me.



























I know I'm going to regret saying that ...

[Silver21_Black20]

enigma is the new jman3000.

[dougp]

enigma is the new jman3000.
I'm just trying to get to 500 posts ... are you jealous I'm not just PMing you? :rolleyes

[ashbeeigh]

enigma is the new jman3000.

I know, and here, i thought we at least got rid of jman for a bit because he has no internet and started the semester.

[dougp]

I know, and here, i thought we at least got rid of jman for a bit because he has no internet and started the semester.
there's no getting rid of me ... muhahaha

[midgetonadonkey]

enigma is the new jman3000.

Nobody will be the new jman3000. Jman's gayness and pussyness will never be topped.

[ashbeeigh]

Nobody will be the new jman3000. Jman's gayness and pussyness will never be topped.

Didn't you say something to that effect about Horry!?

[dougp]

Nobody will be the new jman3000. Jman's gayness and pussyness will never be topped.
this is a good thing for me ... *wipes forehead*

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm just trying to get to 500 posts ... are you jealous I'm not just PMing you? :rolleyes

I said that because you are flirting with ashbeeigh the way jman would flirt with several ladies in this here thread. That's all...calm down.

[ashbeeigh]

It may be equaled.

[dougp]

I said that because you are flirting with ashbeeigh the way jman would flirt with several ladies in this here thread. That's all...calm down.
fuck, if you were in here more, I'd flirt with you too ...

how you doin?

[midgetonadonkey]

Didn't you say something to that effect about Horry!?

Horry's gayness is on a completely different level.

[midgetonadonkey]

I said that because you are flirting with ashbeeigh the way jman would flirt with several ladies in this here thread. That's all...calm down.

With several ladies? Don't you mean the way you two would flirt with each other?

[midgetonadonkey]

this is a good thing for me ... *wipes forehead*

Don't push your fucking luck. You getting close.

[dougp]

Don't push your fucking luck. You getting close.
you know, I could probably cross the line but I won't push my luck.

[ashbeeigh]

Horry's gayness is on a completely different level.

I surely agree with that statement.

[Silver21_Black20]

With several ladies? Don't you mean the way you two would flirt with each other?

Shut It!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Remember when you two spent the whole night "pulling pigtails" as Kori stated.

[ashbeeigh]

jman's and sb's affair was one of the highlights of my summer. It ranked up there with my lame lumber jokes.

[midgetonadonkey]

jman's and sb's affair was one of the highlights of my summer. It ranked up there with my lame lumber jokes.

That's pretty pathetic. I actually feel sorry for you now.

[ashbeeigh]

The highlight of my ST summer.