Oh Shit!!! (5)

[katyon6th]

That fucker.

Matthew, that's your ass I'm beating next time I see you.

Oh, please! You love it.

[jman3000]

my pose for gtg photos is the patented "holding a water bottle while not knowing somebody is taking a picture of you"

[jman3000]

Oh shut it!! :lol

I didn't even notice you until a couple of months ago.
notice is the first step... next step is marriage

[Silver21_Black20]

You all should thank TheTruth for my membership here. If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't get to enjoy my charming personality every day.

Thank you, Truth!

[jman3000]

haha... katy still owes me $25

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

haha... katy still owes me $25


Katy still owes me a shirt.

[jman3000]

Katy still owes me a shirt.
i smell a mob forming... you get the socks... i'll get the canned corn.

[Silver21_Black20]

haha... katy still owes me $25

That was spent at the end of our last softball game.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i smell a mob forming... you get the socks... i'll get the canned corn.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[jman3000]

That was spent at the end of our last softball game.
i guess you can just treat me to 25 beers on dollar beer night.

[Das Texan]

someone should treat me to beers.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived. Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great clouds. Here they played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below. To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough. Then one day, Strangefolk arrived in the town. They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them; they only saw shadows. You see, without the Truth to the Eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.



In time, the Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain, and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon the place where all good souls come to rest. The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world. Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly, their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls. Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain. Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for, they knew that soon the Monkey would stir from its deep sleep. Then there came a sound... Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.


Oh, a little town in U.S.A
The time has come to see,
There's nothing you believe you are.
But where were you when it all came down on me
Did you call me now?

[katyon6th]

Top-Cherry is a snob.

She doesn't even acknowledge me anymore.

Whore.

[1369]

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people


In time, the Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain, and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon the place where all good souls come to rest. The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world. Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly, their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls. Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain. Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for, they knew that soon the Monkey would stir from its deep sleep. Then there came a sound... Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.


Oh, a little town in U.S.A
The time has come to see,
There's nothing you believe you are.
But where were you when it all came down on me
Did you call me now?

Keep smoking that shit and you're going to go broke running back and forth to KFC.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Katy, just shut up.

[ashbeeigh]

I want to apologize to TOP CHERRY for whatever I did, from the deepest part of my heart. I don't know what it was.

[Silver21_Black20]

i guess you can just treat me to 25 beers on dollar beer night.

Actually, it was Manny's idea.

[TOP-CHERRY]

What an odd song.

[jman3000]

Actually, it was Manny's idea.
that doesn't mean you get out of those beers damn it :pctoss

[katyon6th]

Katy, just shut up.

Screw you then.

I hope you end up a cat lady with nappy hear and saggy breasts.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Tecate is good. With sal y limon, of course.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Screw you then.

I hope you end up a cat lady with nappy hear and saggy breasts.
Tell me how I would go about getting nappy hear.

[Silver21_Black20]

Tecate is good. With sal y limon, of course.

Do you like Modelo especial?

[katyon6th]

Tell me how I would go about getting nappy hear.

Man, I hate typos.

And bitches like yourself.

[Silver21_Black20]

that doesn't mean you get out of those beers damn it :pctoss

Fine but I'm sure I won't be buying you 25 beers. I have a feeling you can only handle a beer and a half.

[jman3000]

Fine but I'm sure I won't be buying you 25 beers. I have a feeling you can only handle a beer and a half.

2 beers is my limit... after that i'm passed out on somebody's lawn. so let me just enter this info in my calculator... you owe me 2.5 beers for 10 occasions.

[Das Texan]

Fine but I'm sure I won't be buying you 25 beers. I have a feeling you can only handle a beer and a half.


wow.

i call that a challenge.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Do you like Modelo especial?
I don't think I've tried it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want free beer.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Man, I hate typos.

And bitches like yourself.
I hate cats.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to watch Top Cherry and Katy wrestle in Jello.

[TOP-CHERRY]

2 beers is my limit... after that i'm passed out on somebody's lawn. so let me just enter this info in my calculator... you owe me 2.5 beers for 10 occasions.
I had 2 Tecates, and I was still able to dance. I own you, foooo'

[midgetonadonkey]

I've had 22 Budweisers and still driven home.

I own all of you lightweights.

[jman3000]

I had 2 Tecates, and I was still able to dance. I own you, foooo'
i chugged a 40 oz of some cheap mexican crap a couple of months ago ... and i was already pretty hammered... boy was that the wrong thing to do.

[midgetonadonkey]

my alcoholism>>everyone elses alcoholism

[jman3000]

I've had 22 Budweisers and still driven home.

I own all of you lightweights.

I've never straight just drank beer... i always drink both beer and liquor... is that an urban myth or are you really not supposed to do that?

[midgetonadonkey]

liquor than beer you're in the clear
beer than liquor makes you sicker

[katyon6th]

I don't drink beer. Beer is gross.

I only drink hard liquor.

[midgetonadonkey]

Liquor makes me a violent drunk with very self destructive tendencies. I try and stay away from it.

[jman3000]

not a big fan of beer too because you have to pee so damn much ... liquor just seems quicker and easier.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I heard Hinder's "Lips of An Angel" on the radio a few days ago, and was grossed out.

[tlongII]

Beer farts are nasty, horrible things.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Stupid people.

[midgetonadonkey]

I once strangled a cat in an alcoholic rage.

[jman3000]

liquor than beer you're in the clear
beer than liquor makes you sicker
well shit... what about having a cup full of squirt and tequila in one hand and a bottle of shiner bock in the other and drink them simultaneously? is there a clever rhyme for that?

[1369]

I heard Hinder's "Lips of An Angel" on the radio a few days ago, and was grossed out.

I hear it on XM all the time. Someone needs to tell dude to just hack up the hairball and then try singing.

[Silver21_Black20]

I prefer liquor over beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

well shit... what about having a cup full of squirt and tequila in one hand and a bottle of shiner bock in the other and drink them simultaneously? is there a clever rhyme for that?

I don't know. I'll have to ask my dad. He taught me that previous rhyme when I was a wee lad.

[jman3000]

I knew there was some little rhyme like that but i didnt know in what order it went.

[katyon6th]

I prefer liquor over beer.

Good girl.

Cherry vodka sours have our names written all over them.

[Das Texan]

beer is good.


cheaper and doesnt fuck you up nearly as much.

[jman3000]

Good girl.

Cherry vodka sours have our names written all over them.
she probably likes something fruity like mango or something.

[jman3000]

which reminds me.

[jman3000]

4

[Silver21_Black20]

Good girl.

Cherry vodka sours have our names written all over them.

Never had that but they sound good.

Just say when!

[TOP-CHERRY]

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up like ass cracks,
Ladies, homies, at the track


...



Watch me as I gravitate
HAHAHAHAHAH!


...


Don't stop, get it get it!!!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Cherry vodka sours have our names written all over them.

I thought that was bathroom stalls.

[Silver21_Black20]

she probably likes something fruity like mango or something.

You are right. I had the best Mango Margarita the other night. I could have gotten my drink for free but the server, Dave, was a freakin' idiot.


4

How many?

[jman3000]

You are right. I had the best Mango Margarita the other night. I could have gotten my drink for free but the server, Dave, was a freakin' idiot.



How many?
dave? that name sounds extremely sexy. he must have been a heart throb.


4! as in not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 4

[katyon6th]

I thought that was bathroom stalls.

Your momma.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Feels like you made a mistake
You made somebody's heart break
But now I have to let you go
I have to let you go

You left a stain
On every one of my good days
But I am stronger than you know
I have to let you go

No one's ever turned you over
No one's tried
To ever let you down,
Beautiful girl
Bless your heart

I got a disease
Deep inside me
Makes me feel uneasy baby
I can't live without you
Tell me what I am supposed to do about it
Keep your distance from it
Don't pay no attention to me
I got a disease

Feels like you're making a mess
You're hell on wheels in a black dress
You drove me to the fire
And left me there to burn

Every little thing you do is tragic
All my life, oh was magic
Beautiful girl
I can't breathe

I got a disease
Deep inside me
Makes me feel uneasy baby
I can't live without you
Tell me what I am supposed to do about it
Keep your distance from it
Don't pay no attention to me
I got a disease
I think that I'm sick
But leave me be while my world is coming down on me
You taste like honey, honey
Tell me can I be your honey
Be, be strong
Keep telling myself it that won't take long till
I'm free of my disease

Yeah well free of my disease
Free of my disease

I got a disease
Deep inside me
Makes me feel uneasy baby
I can't live without you
Tell me what I am supposed to do about it
Keep your distance from it
Don't pay no attention to me
I got a disease

I think that I'm sick
But leave me be while my world is coming down on me
You taste like honey, honey
Tell me can I be your honey
Be, be strong
Keep telling myself it that won't take long till
I'm free of my disease
Yeah well free of my disease
Free of my disease

His voice rocks

[TOP-CHERRY]

You're hell on wheels in a black dress, Katy.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I am so damn excited right now

[jman3000]

If it starts raining on my way to the car i'm going to be one pissed off dude. nothing like walking a mile and a half in rain.

[Silver21_Black20]

dave? that name sounds extremely sexy. he must have been a heart throb.


4! as in not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 4

Interesting!!!

[TOP-CHERRY]

Walking a mile and a half in rain is bliss, you monster.

[jman3000]

Interesting!!!
you know it, babe.

[midgetonadonkey]

How cute. He calls her babe.

[jman3000]

Walking a mile and a half in rain is bliss, you monster.

the girl in front of me has the smallest head i've ever seen for a person with her body. it's almost freakish.

[jman3000]

the girl in front of me has the smallest head i've ever seen for a person with her body. it's almost freakish.
i was gonna respond to your rain monster comment but the girls head just made me forget about it... wow.

[TOP-CHERRY]

This could be the very minute
I'm aware I'm alive
All these places feel like home


With a name I'd never chosen
I can make my first steps
As a child of 25


This is the straw, final straw in the
Roof of my mouth as I lie to you
Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean
I didn't enjoy it at the time


You're the only thing that I love
It scares me more every day
On my knees I think clearer


Goodness knows I saw it coming
Or at least I'll claim I did
But in truth I'm lost for words


What have I done? It's too late for that
What have I become? Truth is nothing yet
A simple mistake starts the hardest time
I promise I'll do anything you ask... this time

[jman3000]

He's got the whole world in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands.

He's got my brothers and my sisters in his hands,
He's got my brothers and my sisters in his hands,
He's got my brothers and my sisters in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands.

He's got the sun and the rain in his hands,
He's got the moon and the stars in his hands,
He's got the wind and the clouds in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands.

He's got the rivers and the mountains in his hands,
He's got the oceans and the seas in his hands,
He's got you and he's got me in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands.

He's got everybody here in his hands,
He's got everybody there in his hands,
He's got everybody everywhere in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands.

[jman3000]

^^^ that dude sounds like some demented pervert.

[katyon6th]

You're hell on wheels in a black dress, Katy.

You're a devil in a blue dress, Lucy Luce.

[jman3000]

it's just sooooo tiny. her chin appears to be missing. but other than that... she's attractive... ish.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Colplay's "The Scientist" is one of the sweetest songs I will ever hear in my life.

Questions of science, Science and progress, Do not speak as loud as my heart
Tell me you love me, Come back to haunt me, Oh when I rush to the start

Sweetness.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear CBF is a huge Coldplay fan.

[katyon6th]

CBF has so much hate for Coldplay that it hurts my heart.

[midgetonadonkey]

CBF is so metal he kills small animals and uses their flesh as toilet paper.

[TOP-CHERRY]

CBF's Pego is hot.

[katyon6th]

Pego's twin works in my building.

[ShoogarBear]

Can you believe I only have Hello Kitty bandaids at my house and I have to wear one ... on my face! How silly.Yeah. I usually associate you with injuries to a different part of your body.

[Squid]

woop woop

[Squid]

Where's my bitch Melmart?

[ShoogarBear]

Damn... you joined 3 months after me and you have 600 more posts than me.

Looks like batman rubbed off a little more than we thought on you.

:lolbatman rubbed one off on SilBlack?

[Squid]

Who hasn't rubbed one off on SilBlack.

[Squid]

Actually, about a week ago, she rubbed one out on me.

[NASpurs]

I'm glad I'm out of that shit hole that was St. Mary's. Done and gone.

[Squid]

http://myspace-042.vo.llnwd.net/01069/24/08/1069798042_l.jpg

[Squid]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/gu1528.jpg

Ode to Trainwreck2100

[NASpurs]

I enjoy Squid's pics of retarded people. Makes me feel good about myself.

[Squid]

Hold da boots and let a nigga execute

[Squid]

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/fatty-fall-out-of-ride.html

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey what the fuck? You see everything through blue lenses? I don't either.

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like watching a good erotic thriller.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where is everyone?

What's going on?

[Rocky Dennis]

I'm here. Do you want to be my friend?

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the fuck up retard.

[Rocky Dennis]

I'm not retarded. I just look different. Deep down I'm just a normal kid.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you fuck the blind chick?

[Rocky Dennis]

Fuck yeah. I went balls deep up in that ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice job. Do you break dance?

[Rocky Dennis]

I tried to do a head spin once but I couldn't balance.

[CuckingFunt]

Where's my bitch Melmart?
Squid used to call for me like that.

I miss those days. :depressed

[Squid]

Squid used to call for me like that.

I miss those days. :depressed

You will always be my bitch CuckingFunt. That goes without saying.

[CuckingFunt]

You will always be my bitch CuckingFunt. That goes without saying.
Yay!

[MannyIsGod]

I hadn't played poker on a Friday night in 3 weeks. Jesus Christ drunk people + money = me very happy.

[CuckingFunt]

I heart "Pimp My Ride."

Though, they should have a special recap episode every now and then. I'd love to see what those cars look like after they've had the thousands of dollars worth of electronics jacked.

[Melmart1]

I would sell the car, so there would no recap with my pimped ride.

[CuckingFunt]

I would sell the car, so there would no recap with my pimped ride.
I heart Melmart. She's very practical.

[MannyIsGod]

I just watched the 80s version of the fly. Jeff Goldblum is fucking creeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never made it through that one. When I was a little kid, it was too scary. Then when I got older, it was too cheesy.

[Melmart1]

I heart Melmart. She's very practical.
So if I told you that instead my clip in the recap episode would be me ghost riding the whip on the pimped ride, you wouldn't heart me anymore?

[CuckingFunt]

So if I told you that instead my clip in the recap episode would be me ghost riding the whip on the pimped ride, you wouldn't heart me anymore?
A hyphy Melmart, huh?

Well, I'd probably heart you less.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm not even rereading what y'all have reposted since I was last here at like 10:30...all I wated to say was pizza bites are great. That is all.

[Melmart1]

I wonder if someone would steal my pimped ride while I was ghostriding, like in that clip on youtube that someone posted once.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not even rereading what y'all have reposted since I was last here at like 10:30...
But...

But, ashbeeigh...

Everything I said, I said for you!! Without your acknowledgement and approval, I shall surely wither and die. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if someone would steal my pimped ride while I was ghostriding, like in that clip on youtube that someone posted once.
If they did, I could comfort you.

:eyebrows

[.VF21]

A hyphy Melmart, huh?

Well, I'd probably heart you less.


I hope you still heart me alot.

[MannyIsGod]

I've never made it through that one. When I was a little kid, it was too scary. Then when I got older, it was too cheesy.You know, I really didn't find it cheesy.

I saw Robocop for the first time in years last year. Now that was so cheesy it was great. I loved it. I'll buy that for a dollar.

80s scifi was great.

[CuckingFunt]

You know, I really didn't find it cheesy.
I think I'd just waited too long to try and watch it again.

[Melmart1]

Robocop was great! At the time I wasn't impressed but having watched it again a few months back, I thought it was awesomely bad. Two thumbs up :tu :tu

[CuckingFunt]

Robocop is badass.

[Melmart1]

But I think the best cheesy 80s sci fi movie was this movie "Night of the Comet". Oh man, talk about stupid! It's got all the great 80's archetypes in it and is deliciously fun.

[MannyIsGod]

Night of the Comet! I prefer to think of it as Night of The TANG


http://www.gono.com/museum2003/museum%20collect%20info/tang/t3.jpg

[Melmart1]

I will never think of Tang the same way again.

[MannyIsGod]

I saw that movie again at a movie theater like 2 years ago. Man, I love going to showings of B movies like that.

I think that same night we saw a 70s movie of a secret agent that would use her massive boobs as weapons. Greatest shit ever.

[CuckingFunt]

I think that same night we saw a 70s movie of a secret agent that would use her massive boobs as weapons. Greatest shit ever.
I think I've seen that movie.

[Melmart1]

That movie is so bad, it's good. I love it.

I also love that poster, how they say they 'discovered' Tang. As if it occurs naturally and they just stumbled upon it one day, while out in the wilderness. They INVENTED it. And it couldn't taste nastier. If I am going to buy an artificially-flavored orange drink, I will buy a gallon of tampico. That way I get a fake orange sugar rush without having to bust out the measuring spoons.

[CuckingFunt]

TANG is the one and only reason I never, at any point in life, dreamed of becoming an astronaut.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol I used to love how Al Bundy made Tangwiches.

[Melmart1]

That chick from the tang movie, she is also in two of my favorite cheesy 80s movies- "The Last Starfighter" and "Weekend at Bernies".

[ashbeeigh]

well, now that I have throughly sobered up and had a bean and cheese taco from las palmas (highly reccommended, Court Street in Seguin), I have to say y'alls Friday conversation throughly sucked more piss then atxrocker or whatever the fuck ass his name is. Off to bed. I love you all. Expect Manny and Midget. :D

[Das Texan]

:lol I used to love how Al Bundy made Tangwiches.



be sure to pinch the edges.

[Silver21_Black20]

Funny stuff...

[ShoogarBear]

I used to drink Tang all the time, but then I'm the only one who remembers Apollo 11.

[Melmart1]

Damn, Shoog! You are oooooold!

[CuckingFunt]

I used to drink Tang all the time, but then I'm the only one who remembers Apollo 11.
Damn, Shoog. You're old enough to be MY uncle.

[jman3000]

Think about a girl that knocked me off of my feet
Trade her for a hooker that said I was sweet

[jman3000]

Damn, Shoog. You're old enough to be MY uncle.
haha ... i'm not sure but 7 hours might be your new thread killer record.

[NASpurs]

You killed this thread. I'm next.

[LuvBones]

NASpurs!

[NASpurs]

Hey look who it is?! I haven't talked to you since... like 30 seconds ago! OMGZ

[LuvBones]

Hey look who it is?! I haven't talked to you since... like 30 seconds ago! OMGZhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smigrin.gif

[NASpurs]

Your avatar sucks btw. Manu sucks. Everyone sucks.

[ashbeeigh]

We beat Trinity tonight. I don't think that has ever been done. Oh Shit!

[LuvBones]

I'm bored.

[Suicidal Jack]

I'm bored.


When I'm bored, thoughts of different suicidal methods run through my head.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

When I'm bored, thoughts of different suicidal methods run through my head.

Why don't you act on one and shut the fuck up?

[CuckingFunt]

haha ... i'm not sure but 7 hours might be your new thread killer record.
Might very well be.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I leave for a few hours and all of you guys can't keep this thread going. Pathetic, I tell ya!

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, I leave for a few hours and all of you guys can't keep this thread going. Pathetic, I tell ya! Well, I've been out all day so I couldn't do much to save it.

Also, since I'm apparently the one who killed it, I don't know how much help I could have been anyway.

[Melmart1]

At least bring up cheesy 80s sci-fi movies, something! You dissapoint me, seriously.

[CuckingFunt]

At least bring up cheesy 80s sci-fi movies, something! You dissapoint me, seriously.
Damn.

If only I were as entertaining a poster as my dog. THEN Melmart would love me.

[Melmart1]

I dunno. Your post about teabagging in the troll forum was entertaining.

[CuckingFunt]

I dunno. Your post about teabagging in the troll forum was entertaining.
Wasn't it? I kill myself sometimes.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn, I leave for a few hours and all of you guys can't keep this thread going. Pathetic, I tell ya!

I was doing homework all day, so I couldn't even stop in to say anything lame to get it going. Well, I tried with the weak football comment, but that one didn't work.

[Melmart1]

Yes, I blame asheeigh. She didn't even do anything to make it worthy of us to tell her to shut the fuck up!

[CuckingFunt]

Does that mean that mocking ashbeeigh is the heart and soul of the Oh Shit!!! threads?

That's kinda bleak.

[Melmart1]

No, there really is no heart or sould to the shit threads. They are the bastard children of the Quattro, and can never live up. The Quattro had no heart, and at it's dark soul was nothing but disdain and contempt for humanity. It was brilliant. THe shit threads have an identity crisis.

[CuckingFunt]

I think the shit threads have an inferiority complex. Someone just needs to take her out, say she's pretty and juice up the ol' self esteem.

[Melmart1]

Well, since you are apparently an e-whore, why don't you do the honors? Since I don't have a dog I am not cool enough to do so. :depressed

[ashbeeigh]

Yes, I blame asheeigh. She didn't even do anything to make it worthy of us to tell her to shut the fuck up!

But seriously, everytime I come in here with something lame or pointless it gets a good 5 posts, at least.

[Melmart1]

Are you drunk again, ashbeeigh? You fucking whore.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, since you are apparently an e-whore, why don't you do the honors? Since I don't have a dog I am not cool enough to do so. :depressed
With my time already stretched pretty thin between my whoring and obssesive internet posting, I just don't know when I'd find the time.

[Melmart1]

I say squid should take her out. Five minutes with him and she will feel like a new woman.

[CuckingFunt]

I say squid should take her out. Five minutes with him and she will feel like a new woman.
Agreed.

[Melmart1]

Johnny Blaze in the house! Waiting for HS football scores, are we? No, wait.. they would all be in by now. WTF are you doing up at this hour?

[CuckingFunt]

I need to go to the movies.

There are a bunch playing in town right now that I actually want to see. I'd hate to miss out on such a rare occurance.

[Melmart1]

Don't fall for the old popcorn bucket trick.

[Melmart1]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7853/tnpict0008ou2.jpg

Best baseball mascot EVER

[CuckingFunt]

Don't fall for the old popcorn bucket trick.
Only had to burn my hand once to learn that lesson.

[Das Texan]

i just got home.

wow, i'm up late tonight.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7853/tnpict0008ou2.jpg

Best baseball mascot EVER

:lol

:tu

[NASpurs]

This guy actually made Full House funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtjVhquZ0bQ

[CuckingFunt]

Are you suggesting that "Full House" wasn't already funny??

[Das Texan]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7853/tnpict0008ou2.jpg

Best baseball mascot EVER



I always wanted to chase him around the bases.

[ashbeeigh]

Are you drunk again, ashbeeigh? You fucking whore.

No, I wasn't drunk last night Mel. I couldn't handle it two nights in a row. I'm too much of a light weight.

[Fillmoe]

No, I wasn't drunk last night Mel. I couldn't handle it two nights in a row. I'm too much of a light weight.


pussy.....

[ashbeeigh]

At least I admitted it and didn't try to drink two nights in a row, Filmoe.

[Tony Micelli]

I love having days off. Angela could be such a bitch sometimes.

[ashbeeigh]

What the hell does that have to do with anything we were talking about today/yesterday/three weeks ago/two years ago?

[NorCal510]

123321asdffdsaqwertyytrewq

[Silver21_Black20]

Today is my nephew's 17th birthday.

Happy Birthday, Aaron!!!

[Das Texan]

I have been playing around on facebook too much tonight.

[ashbeeigh]

Who have you been stalking with the new mini-feed Das?

[Das Texan]

Who have you been stalking with the new mini-feed Das?


I really do hate that thing. It makes things way too busy on there.


I am stalking nobody, just actually doing stuff on it for the first time in virtually forever.

[ashbeeigh]

I really do hate that thing. It makes things way too busy on there.


I am stalking nobody, just actually doing stuff on it for the first time in virtually forever.

I do too, but I really don't think there's anyone out ther that cares that much about me to look at it that much.

[Das Texan]

I do too, but I really don't think there's anyone out ther that cares that much about me to look at it that much.



I know a few people that have used it to stalk already.


They are idiots.

[ashbeeigh]

I know a few people that have used it to stalk already.


They are idiots.

That's so stupid. But i guess here it would be really easy as compared to any other school. But they did add the privacy things a few days back. But they're getting on my nerves because I can't get a picture to upload. :flipoff

[Das Texan]

That's so stupid. But i guess here it would be really easy as compared to any other school. But they did add the privacy things a few days back. But they're getting on my nerves because I can't get a picture to upload. :flipoff



here?


I have more friends from other places than my primary network.


Its hilarious.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm your friend, Das Texan!!! :D

[Das Texan]

I'm your friend, Das Texan!!! :D


not according to facebook ;)

[Melmart1]

Facebook is gay.

[Das Texan]

Facebook is gay.


why?

[Silver21_Black20]

not according to facebook ;)

I don't even know what the hell facebook is. :lol

[Das Texan]

I don't even know what the hell facebook is. :lol


its for us enlightened people that have university email addresses.


:lol



and i use the term enlightened very loosely.



you also arent a friend of me according to myspace as well.

[Silver21_Black20]

its for us enlightened people that have university email addresses.


:lol



and i use the term enlightened very loosely.



you also arent a friend of me according to myspace as well.

:depressed

[Das Texan]

:depressed



i know how it is


:madrun

[Melmart1]

myspace is gay.

[Das Texan]

do i hear an echo?

[ashbeeigh]

here?


I have more friends from other places than my primary network.


Its hilarious.

I have close to 120 on my network and my network tops has like 1300 and its small, so finding the person wouldn't be hard. And neither is finding me, according to Johnny Blaze.

[Das Texan]

thats about 1000X more than my network has.

[CuckingFunt]

myspace is gay.
I don't know how gay it is, but it's surely one of the signs of the apocolypse.

[Melmart1]

I REFUSE to give in to the evil that is social networks.

[Tony Micelli]

My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

[Tony Micelli]

I played 2nd base for the St. Louis Cardinals.

[Tony Micelli]

Samantha!!

[Melmart1]

Your talk show sucked, Tony. But not as much as that slut, Mona.

[Tony Micelli]

Mona gives fantastic head but was an average lay when she was alive. Now that she's dead she gives lousy head but is a great lay.

[Tony Micelli]

Ay oh, oh ay.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mona is dead?

[CuckingFunt]

What was it with 80's sitcoms and the obligatory aging slut character?

[Melmart1]

"Growing Pains" didn't have the obligatory aging slut. Maybe that's why that show sucked.

[Tony Micelli]

Mona is dead?

Yes she is. I choked her to death during a hardcore S&M session. Don't tell Angela. I made her believe Mona disappeared on a trip to Aruba.

[CuckingFunt]

"Growing Pains" didn't have the obligatory aging slut. Maybe that's why that show sucked.
No. But it had a teenage daughter with an eating disorder, so it was taking care of a different cliche.

[Tony Micelli]

Mike Seaver was a pussy. Remember the episode where he turned down pussy because he wasn't ready. Only gay males turn down sex.

[Melmart1]

But Growing Pains DID have a character named Boner. I might have to rethink my previous comment based on this fact alone.

[CuckingFunt]

Only gay males turn down sex.
Gay males may turn down pussy, but I doubt they turn down sex.

[CuckingFunt]

But Growing Pains DID have a character named Boner.
How could I have forgotten a source of so much girlish giggling from my past?

[Tony Micelli]

I turned Jonathan into a fag. I admit it.

[Melmart1]

How could I have forgotten a source of so much girlish giggling from my past?
I am quit surprised that I forgot as well. I always wondered how they said his name so many times without cracking up. I guess that is what Alan Thicke got paid the big bucks for.

[Tony Micelli]

I can tell you the real reason Alan Thicke got paid big money.

[CuckingFunt]

I can tell you the real reason Alan Thicke got paid big money.
The silent E?

[Das Texan]

I kinda liked Growing Pains.


Didnt the daughter not have an eating disorder on that show though?

[CuckingFunt]

I kinda liked Growing Pains.


Didnt the daughter not have an eating disorder on that show though?
Not on the show, unless there was a very special episode that I'm forgetting, but the actress was anorexic and almost died.

[Das Texan]

Not on the show, unless there was a very special episode that I'm forgetting, but the actress was anorexic and almost died.


ya thats what i thought, wasnt she a bit of a fatass on the show?

[CuckingFunt]

Possibly. I've put most of that show out of my mind.

I was more of a "Charles In Charge" girl.

[oh crap]

Fade into you

[oh crap]

Strange you never knew

[CuckingFunt]

I accidentally taped over tonight's season premiere of The Simpsons.

I'm not above admitting that I did not take it well. :madrun

[ashbeeigh]

If it keeps raining like this I may skip class. That's it. I can't save this thread by myself.

[Silver21_Black20]

This thread does not need saving.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[ashbeeigh]

This thread does not need saving.

What the fuck are you talking about?

It was mentioned several times this weekend by a number of people. It's not the first time it's been said.

[Marklar MM]

Rain rain go away. Go to Texas, come back next year.

[Silver21_Black20]

Eh... (5) is fine. It may be slow at times but it, in no way needs to be "saved."

And if it did, you'd be the last person this thread needed to help be saved.

[ashbeeigh]

And if it did, you'd be the last person this thread needed to help be saved.

I didn't say I myself could "save" it. But whatever.

[LuvBones]

Are claws coming out soon?

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm bored.

Where the hell is everyone?

[CuckingFunt]

We already came up with a plan to take care of Oh Shit!!! (5)'s inferiority complex -- Squid's going to take her out, show her a good time, tell her she's cute, maybe do a little inking if things go well, boost the self esteem a little bit.

Problem solved.

We'll be back on track in no time.

[jman3000]

haha... it still says i started these threads... what a load of shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

haha... it still says i started these threads... what a load of shit.

I think it's because you were the first to post in the new thread. Post Whore!

[jman3000]

i didnt post first in numero 4 ... so there goes your stupid idea... stupid idea whore!

[jman3000]

i was just gonna say whore... but i enjoy having my testacles connected to my body.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't know how you can post at school jman. I get freaked out at the idea of people being around me.

[jman3000]

i smell like shit.. so nobody sits near me anyway.

[jman3000]

it's something i do everynow and then if i want to be left alone... i'll crap myself so people will stay away.

[ashbeeigh]

i smell like shit.. so nobody sits near me anyway.

Why would you even admit to something like that?

[Taco]

Oh Shit It's Raining

[Melmart1]

And I am sure they are equally freaked out being around ashbeeigh