Oh Shit!!! (5)

[sa_butta]

hahahahaha!

are you one of those who thinks it;s unamerican to bad mouth the president?George Bush doesnt care about anyone.

[batman2883]

I think I got a steal at $500 with shipping for a huge moonwalk with a slide and basketball hoops. Not to mention another water moonwalk for $400.
i think im going to have to invest in one....especially with the parties that ive been throwing lately, it would earn its worth in 5 outings.....and you can rent it out to friends and family too

[sa_butta]

I hate that shit.

By the way, Antro is the new "Atrium", ghettofied bullshit.I only go there when they have concerts, like I may go tonight to see Blank and Jones and then in October to see Ferry Corsten. I wish they would go to another venue but what can I do?

[Mixability]

and you can rent it out to friends and family too

i usually just let them borrow it, but ask them for the purchase price to hold, just in case it gets torn to shreds.

that's just me though.....

[ObiwanGinobili]

George Bush doesnt care about anyone.


I was talking to a friend earlier and I was thinking that if republicans want to get the white house again next go around, they could get like 80% of the vote if they had a McCain/Powell ticket. :lol :lol

never happen tho.

[Mixability]

I only go there when they have concerts, like I may go tonight to see Blank and Jones and then in October to see Ferry Corsten. I wish they would go to another venue but what can I do?

I'm not saying the place is shit, just the people that can't handle their shit when they get in there. There were 4 fights last Sat. in a matter of 20 minutes, all unrelated. Could've been a bad night, but it's happened quite a few times.

[batman2883]

hahahahaha!

are you one of those who thinks it;s unamerican to bad mouth the president?
no im just a fan of bush

[batman2883]

i usually just let them borrow it, but ask them for the purchase price to hold, just in case it gets torn to shreds.

that's just me though.....
well family maybe ill let them use it for free but my friends are not to be trusted they would pop it in a heartbeat those bastards

[batman2883]

I'm not saying the place is shit, just the people that can't handle their shit when they get in there. There were 4 fights last Sat. in a matter of 20 minutes, all unrelated. Could've been a bad night, but it's happened quite a few times.
there have been mad fights in san antonio clubs and bars lately i dont think ive gone out once in the past 4 months without seeing a fight somewhere.....san antonians as a whole just cant handle their liqour......zen bar, rive, davenport, jack rabbits, sherlocks, h20, antro, suede.......cielo is the only place i havent seen a fight happen in

[sa_butta]

I'm not saying the place is shit, just the people that can't handle their shit when they get in there. There were 4 fights last Sat. in a matter of 20 minutes, all unrelated. Could've been a bad night, but it's happened quite a few times.I know one thing for sure, Grahm Central Station is SHIT.

[Mixability]

there have been mad fights in san antonio clubs and bars lately i dont think ive gone out once in the past 4 months without seeing a fight somewhere.....san antonians as a whole just cant handle their liqour......zen bar, rive, davenport, jack rabbits, sherlocks, h20, antro, suede.......cielo is the only place i havent seen a fight happen in

I've gone out pretty regularly for the past 5 years, ever since the Atrium shut down, I rarely saw a fight. But now with the "shit" they're letting fly into Antro, I wasn't really surprised fights started breaking out. OVER STUPID SHIT TOO. :rolleyes

[batman2883]

I know one thing for sure, Grahm Central Station is SHIT.
ha hah a hah a ha graham is the biggest piece of waste in san antonio

[Mixability]

I know one thing for sure, Grahm Central Station is SHIT.

It's been shit.

[Mixability]

ha hah a hah a ha graham is the biggest piece of waste in san antonio

well now that Rasho is gone.....

[batman2883]

antro is full of crap right now, and they get really packed and it gets too hot and overcrowded.......they really need to step up at the door......

[batman2883]

well now that Rasho is gone.....
truer words have never been spoken

[batman2883]

there is a new bar that just opened up on broadway called posh man that place is freaking nice inside

[Mixability]

there is a new bar that just opened up on broadway called posh man that place is freaking nice inside

I'd rather not be seen in a place called "Posh Man". :lol

[Mixability]

antro is full of crap right now, and they get really packed and it gets too hot and overcrowded.......they really need to step up at the door......

I wouldn't mind them going 21 and up............ well that is until my gf turns 21 next month..... :lol

[batman2883]

ha hah a ha ha a haa yeah Posh is a horrible name for it but its really nice inside...my best friends cousin is the manager....
and no its not called Posh Man...sorry for the typo, should have put a comma

[Mixability]

truer words have never been spoken

angel_luv heard me............ :oops

[sa_butta]

antro is full of crap right now, and they get really packed and it gets too hot and overcrowded.......they really need to step up at the door......Most places dont last at that location anyways.
tsuenami, diamonds.

I cant believe that Joes has been able to maintain there so long.

[batman2883]

I wouldn't mind them going 21 and up............ well that is until my gf turns 21 next month..... :lol
that would never happen though they make way too much money at the door on all the minors.........

[Mixability]

I cant believe that Joes has been able to maintain there so long.

Yeah, weird, but then again when you market to hoodrats and thugs, you'll always have a market. :lol

[batman2883]

Most places dont last at that location anyways.
tsuenami, diamonds.

I cant believe that Joes has been able to maintain there so long.
joe's is the most ghetto place in san antonio that place needs to stay open so that all the ghetto people can keep going there and wont go to any of the good spots

[batman2883]

Most places dont last at that location anyways.
tsuenami, diamonds.

I cant believe that Joes has been able to maintain there so long.
antro has been there for a good while now though

[Mixability]

that would never happen though they make way too much money at the door on all the minors.........

yeah, but they won't be making much money any longer if they don't clean their shit up.

[sa_butta]

that would never happen though they make way too much money at the door on all the minors.........That and alot of the fights that happen are from the 21 & up crowd anyways. The only risk is trying to control all the 21 & under from drinking or buying alcohol.

[batman2883]

That and alot of the fights that happen are from the 21 & up crowd anyways. The only risk is trying to control all the 21 & under from drinking or buying alcohol.
ha ha ha ha ha that is impossible........

[sa_butta]

joe's is the most ghetto place in san antonio that place needs to stay open so that all the ghetto people can keep going there and wont go to any of the good spotsthats the problem, they always seem to find their way to the good spots. Once a place gets hot, all the hoodrats and hoodlums come out.

[Mixability]

ha ha ha ha ha that is impossible........
:tu

my cheap cousin convinced me to sneak in some small bottles of jack and smirnoff on time at antro.......

[batman2883]

:tu

my cheap cousin convinced me to sneak in some small bottles of jack and smirnoff on time at antro.......
i use to always roll with flasks for that same reason

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I was drunk right now. Or at least stoned. Sobriety blows.

[Mixability]

i use to always roll with flasks for that same reason

well, he's a minor, so all we did was buy a bottle of water and filled it with the vodka......

[Mixability]

Sobriety blows.

but doesn't swallow?

[batman2883]

here are some pics of pure on a friday night
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/girlsgonewild018.jpg http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/girlsgonewild017.jpg http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/stuffmofucka014.jpg http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/stuffmofucka027.jpg

[sa_butta]

they look alot better dressed than when I went.

[batman2883]

they look alot better dressed than when I went.
im telling you bro we cleaned that mofo up.....

[Mixability]

clubs look horrible with the lights on.....


but then again, so do the people.......

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck clubs. Give me a shitty hole in the wall bar any day.

[ORION]

So we all agree that its ok for a girl to show major cleavage to get attention

[midgetonadonkey]

It's okay for a girl to show cleavage for any reason.

[ORION]

Fuck clubs. Give me a shitty hole in the wall bar any day.
yeah F clubs. You have to pay to get in sometimes

[batman2883]

i agree with the cleavage rule

[sa_butta]

Man Law

[ORION]

It's okay for a girl to show cleavage for any reason.
of course but sometimes they need a reason to do things. I'm just trying to help out the cause

[sa_butta]

how do you avoid staring into the cleavage while talking to the girl?

[ORION]

there are 2 pot lucks going on today and guess what I'll be doing in a few minutes

[sa_butta]

there are 2 pot lucks going on today and guess what I'll be doing in a few minutesLooking for cleavage?

[batman2883]

you cant help but stare, i know i cant

[ORION]

how do you avoid staring into the cleavage while talking to the girl?
that's the beauty of this new law. Girl want the attention so they want you to stare. They like it. It makes them feel good about themselves. So basically we are doing it for their benefit

[ORION]

Looking for cleavage?
with a chicken wing in my mouth, but I have done my rounds for the day and they must not have gotten the memo yet because they are not exercising the new law

[sa_butta]

so it really doesnt matter what they are saying as long as you are looking at their breasts and knodding appropriately

[sa_butta]

with a chicken wing in my mouth, but I have done my rounds for the day and they must not have gotten the memo yet because they are not exercising the new lawThe dress code must be restructured.

[ORION]

so it really doesnt matter what they are saying as long as you are looking at their breasts and knodding appropriately
Damn right and if you look them in the eyes your probably going to get slapped

[ShoogarBear]

So we all agree that its required for a girl to show major cleavage at all times.Fixed.

[batman2883]

with no bras on so when it gets cold everybody knows

[batman2883]

giggity giggity

[ORION]

with no bras on so when it gets cold everybody knows
when its really cold bras won't even hide that but still a good suggestion. I can add that as a sub law

[ShoogarBear]

Boy this thread has gotten sexist. The only time it's more sexist are when CF and Melly are in here talking about chicks.

[sa_butta]

with no bras on so when it gets cold everybody knowsAt one of my previous jobs, we use to salute to this girl when she would
walk in with NHO. Even with a bra it was very noticable.

[1369]

http://media.spikedhumor.com/13755/image011.gif

[1369]

http://media.spikedhumor.com/13744/image001.jpg

[batman2883]

ha ha ha

[ORION]

At one of my previous jobs, we use to salute to this girl when she would
walk in with NHO. Even with a bra it was very noticable.
back in highschool we used to play "doorbell" with some of the girls

[Mixability]

back in highschool we used to play "doorbell" with some of the girls

nowadays, kids would get accused of sexual assault for that.

[ashbeeigh]

so yes. You all are sexiest. And I've never clubbed in my life.

[midgetonadonkey]

so yes. You all are sexiest. And I've never clubbed in my life.

Nobody would wnat you at a club.

[CuckingFunt]

A quick response to all that I've missed this morning:

- Midge is right, hole in the wall bars kick ass.

- Cleavage is fun, nipples are funner! And "doorbell" was a popular game in my high school, as well.

- Chicks talking about other chicks isn't technically sexist, is it?

[CuckingFunt]

so yes. You all are sexiest. And I've never clubbed in my life.
How is that possible?

[Mixability]

How is that possible?

maybe she thinks everyone is sexy, so she doesn't feel bad getting pissed on by them?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh's cuntiness is off the charts today.

[jman3000]

the one time i ever went to a club i ended up hooking up with a skanky friend of mine... she was off the charts skanky. it was fun though... i wouldnt mind going again... but most of my friends are hermits.

[jman3000]

hook up doesn't necessarily mean sex.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

so yes. You all are sexiest. And I've never clubbed in my life.

So you're not against clubbing or BEING clubbed?
Does this mean we can treat you like a baby seal now?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did she blow you?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

most of my friends are hermits.

Do hermits make good friends?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Who would win in a fight:
a hermit or a misanthrope?

[jman3000]

Did she blow you?
she might have... if she did i don't remember... i got drunk pretty bad and don't remember much from that particular night.



Do hermits make good friends?

depends... i prefer house parties and small gtg's over huge parties with people i dont know and clubs... so... for my tastes hermits are A#1.

[CuckingFunt]

hook up doesn't necessarily mean sex.
Does that mean you didn't get any from a girl who was off the charts skanky?

[CuckingFunt]

depends... i prefer house parties and small gtg's over huge parties with people i dont know and clubs... so... for my tastes hermits are A#1.
I agree.

[midgetonadonkey]

she might have... if she did i don't remember... i got drunk pretty bad and don't remember much from that particular night.

No matter how drunk a guy is, he always remembers a blow job.

I've been on 4-5 day benders and remember absolutely nothing except the fact I got blown.

[jman3000]

Does that mean you didn't get any from a girl who was off the charts skanky?
i'm not easy... even though she was... we only saw eachother for a few weeks... then she fucked some marine on leave in the back of an explorer. instead of talking to me about it and telling me... she just ignored me... n/m it takes too long to tell.

[CuckingFunt]

No matter how drunk a guy is, he always remembers a blow job.

I've been on 4-5 day benders and remember absolutely nothing except the fact I got blown.
Maybe it wasn't a very memorable blow job. I've heard crazy rumors that some girls aren't very good at it... though I don't see how that's possible. It's not rocket science.

[jman3000]

No matter how drunk a guy is, he always remembers a blow job.

I've been on 4-5 day benders and remember absolutely nothing except the fact I got blown.
then i'd say i didnt... which is a good thing because i'm pretty sure she was balimic (sp?) and i dont need vomit breath down there.

[ShoogarBear]

You all are sexiest. Why, thank you.

[jman3000]

i want to drink this weekend.

[jman3000]

like... a lot.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck that. I want to drink right now.

My lack of motivation to do anything productive at work is making me a little bored.

[midgetonadonkey]

I should've smoked a joint on my way to work. I regret saving it for later.

[ShoogarBear]

Who's gonna say anything if you're drunk at work? Aren't you a made woman?

[jman3000]

is it natural to lose 5 pounds overnight? something has to be wrong with me.

[CuckingFunt]

Who's gonna say anything if you're drunk at work? Aren't you a made woman?
Every now and then I get this nagging pangs of responsibility that keep me from doing stuff like drinking at work, ignoring my bills or killing innocent people.

[sa_butta]

I use to work with a guy who drank beer at his desk. He put it in one of those coffee mugs with a top.

[midgetonadonkey]

is it natural to lose 5 pounds overnight? something has to be wrong with me.

You probably lost the weight from all the cum you just shit out.

[ashbeeigh]

i want to drink this weekend.

What's stopping you? Too much homework?

[jman3000]

You probably lost the weight from all the cum you just shit out.
that one actually made me wince ... good job.

[jman3000]

What's stopping you? Too much homework?
not enough money... but yes... homework factors in a bit as well. i have a paper due next friday and want at least 2 out of the 6 pages done by sunday.

[ashbeeigh]

not enough money... but yes... homework factors in a bit as well. i have a paper due next friday and want at least 2 out of the 6 pages done by sunday.

My apartment is throwing a shindig tonight. If I were there I'd say drive out there and drink with us, but I'm at home doing laundry and having my parents buy my groceries. I have way too much homework too. I have an 8 page one i should be working on as we speak.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm broke. It's time for me to hit up the pawn shop.

[Mixability]

I've heard crazy rumors that some girls aren't very good at it... though I don't see how that's possible. It's not rocket science.

I've been lucky enough to not ever experienced a bad one.

[jman3000]

My apartment is throwing a shindig tonight. If I were there I'd say drive out there and drink with us, but I'm at home doing laundry and having my parents buy my groceries. I have way too much homework too. I have an 8 page one i should be working on as we speak.
free beer is tempting ... but again... your insistence on getting me drunk and raping me doesn't make you look good.

[sa_butta]

My apartment is throwing a shindig tonight. If I were there I'd say drive out there and drink with us, but I'm at home doing laundry and having my parents buy my groceries. I have way too much homework too. I have an 8 page one i should be working on as we speak.Why do you have to be there for us to drink your beer?

[angel_luv]

truer words have never been spoken


Hey! Be nice to Rasho! :depressed

[Mixability]

be careful, butta and jman, ever heard of Rophynol......

[Mixability]

Hey! Be nice to Rasho! :depressed

true, he was nice enough to get the hell out of here.

[angel_luv]

angel_luv heard me............ :oops


Yes I did. Both times. :depressed :depressed

[jman3000]

be careful, butta and jman, ever heard of Rophynol......
i tried it on a girl once... at a bowling alley when she went to the restroom... all it did was make her bowl crappier... (if that was possible).

[midgetonadonkey]

Down there at the pawn shop it's only way to shop
down there at the pawn shop if it's not in stone
down there at the pawn shop at no end, no way to shop

[CuckingFunt]

That song was playing in my car this morning.

[CuckingFunt]

Though, it always sounds like porn shop to me, so that's how I sing it.

[ashbeeigh]

free beer is tempting ... but again... your insistence on getting me drunk and raping me doesn't make you look good.

I was just trying to be nice. There was no raping or dating implied. Unless that's how you like it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was just trying to be nice. There was no raping or dating implied. Unless that's how you like it.

And at no extra charge. All inclusive.

[CuckingFunt]

There was no raping or dating implied. Unless that's how you like it.
So, if man-whore wanted you to date rape him, you'd oblige? That's very nice of you.

[jman3000]

"I'm going to a hangin', oh honey please ... won't you come"

[jman3000]

I was just trying to be nice. There was no raping or dating implied. Unless that's how you like it.
this is worthy of a no comment.

no comment.

[jman3000]

So, if man-whore wanted you to date rape him, you'd oblige? That's very nice of you.
my thoughts exactly. all girls should think like that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who wants to buy a 2003 Texas A&M Corpus Christi class ring? $40

[midgetonadonkey]

An extra twenty will get you my diploma.

[midgetonadonkey]

A question to all the female fuckers here. CuckingFunt, you are included in this group.

Would you fuck a chick with one arm and a club foot?

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...I've never been to a club.

Does this place me in the same lameness as ashbeeigh?

[Mixability]

Damn...I've never been to a club.

Does this place me in the same lameness as ashbeeigh?

You've never been to a club, but you have no problem with making a booty call? Should've known you were from the Southeast side.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear girls that went to Highlands give good handjobs. Any truth to this SB?

[jman3000]

sandra does booty calls now? why wasnt i informed?

[Mixability]

sandra does booty calls now? why wasnt i informed?

only if you live on the southeast side.

[jman3000]

only if you live on the southeast side.
hmmm... i can rent a motel room on the southeast side... does that count?

[midgetonadonkey]

Kick ass. I live on the SouthEast Side. I think I'll give her a call.

[Mixability]

Kick ass. I live on the SouthEast Side. I think I'll give her a call.

I think she'd only like it if you brought Squid along.

[Mixability]

Jungle Love 94.1 :fro

O E O E O

[Silver21_Black20]

You bastards!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I hear girls that went to Highlands give good handjobs. Any truth to this SB?

I wouldn't know. I was a good girl in high school and I didn't hang around "the hoochies" to hear otherwise.

[CuckingFunt]

A question to all the female fuckers here. CuckingFunt, you are included in this group.

Would you fuck a chick with one arm and a club foot?
Hard to say without knowing the chick in question.

[jman3000]

my car attracts hoochies like mouse to cheese.

[Mixability]

I was a good girl in high school

they gave you reviews?

[CuckingFunt]

I wouldn't know. I was a good girl in high school and I didn't hang around "the hoochies" to hear otherwise.
Giving hand jobs in high school takes you out of the good girl category?

Fuck.

What if you were a nerd with almost a 4.0?

[ShoogarBear]

Would you fuck a chick with one arm and a club foot?Sure. I only need one arm to hold her steady and I don't really use my feet much at all.

[Mixability]

my car attracts hoochies like mouse to cheese.

civic?

my car attracts looks from cops.

[midgetonadonkey]

The girls that didn't do anal at my school were considered the nerdy, good girls.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1633/sayakabrushloopnj6.gif

[ShoogarBear]

Baby, what's your phone number?
How can you be reached on a lonely night?

[Silver21_Black20]

Giving hand jobs in high school takes you out of the good girl category?

Fuck.

What if you were a nerd with almost a 4.0?

Quite possibly.

I was as innocent as they come in high school. :angel

[ShoogarBear]

I was as innocent as they come in high school. :angelAh, but they did come?

[Silver21_Black20]

Ah, but they did come?

Damn you! I need to really watch what I say around you.

[jman3000]

can you wear brown sandals and a black shirt? is that wrong?

[jman3000]

i also have a black belt on.

[jman3000]

i'm missing some socks to go with my sandals though... that would be hot.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

i'm missing some socks to go with my sandals though... that would be hot.

Careful, man.
Style.Defined. will come in here and be all over your ass about that!

[Silver21_Black20]

i'm missing some socks to go with my sandals though... that would be hot.

Only if they were black socks. But only certain people can get away with wearing socks with sandals. :lol

[jman3000]

Only if they were black socks. But only certain people can get away with wearing socks with sandals. :lol
it helps if theyre 6 foot 6 and own the missions.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

nowadays, kids would get accused of sexual assault for that.

Did you read about the guy in Grapevine who accidentally went to the wrong apartment and the police put out an alert saying he tried to get a 16-year-old girl to come outside?



Police say man no threat to Grapevine teen

08:30 PM CDT on Thursday, September 14, 2006

From Staff Reports

Grapevine police say they have cleared up the mystery of the man who they thought tried to contact a 16-year-old girl – and it was all a misunderstanding.

This week, Grapevine police released a photograph of a man they suspected tried to lure a teen from her apartment.

Now, police say the man was in Grapevine on Sunday looking for a friend he recently helped move from Houston to Grapevine.

"He thought he remembered which apartment she went into," said police Sgt. Bob Murphy.

The friend and the girl have similar-sounding names, Sgt. Murphy said. The man left when he realized he was at the wrong apartment, police said.

The teen, whose profile is posted on Myspace.com, told officers she never communicated with the man over the Internet. No charges are expected.

[midgetonadonkey]

What kind of homo wears sandals?

[midgetonadonkey]

Flip flops I understand but sandals? What are you Jesus?

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus is the reason for the season.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus is the reason for the season.

Does that mean he is the reason it's so fucking hot outside? Jesus needs to turn up the a/c.

[midgetonadonkey]

If Jesus was alive today, do you think he would like Jay Z?

[midgetonadonkey]

He would probably be a regular on TRL and then start putting out movies and albums. The media would say he is too fat and he will get depressed and turn to drugs and alcohol.

[midgetonadonkey]

A sex tape of him and Paris Hilton would surface and he would once again become the nation's biggest sensation.

[midgetonadonkey]

He would then put out an Unplugged album and DVD. His popularity would be at it's peak and then the Jews would kill him again.

[johnsmith]

He would then put out an Unplugged album and DVD. His popularity would be at it's peak and then the Jews would kill him again.


Fucking Jews.........he was just trying to make a living by entertaining us, what's wrong with that? This is so like the media, build him up and then knock him right back down.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

He would then put out an Unplugged album and DVD. His popularity would be at it's peak and then the Jews would kill him again.

Would he be considered a sell-out for doing this?
Or perhaps a poser?

[johnsmith]

Would he be considered a sell-out for doing this?
Or perhaps a poser?

Nah, once he was dead his fame would be even greater, like Picasso, Kurt Cobain, Selena, or errrrrrrr Jesus.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUlQts5lE6c

[johnsmith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUlQts5lE6c


Good stuff

[sa_butta]

Flip flops I understand but sandals? What are you Jesus?
Jesus joins MySpace

Jesus Christ has joined MySpace with an online page advertising his love of beards, extreme water-skiing and the Life of Brian.

it's part of a campaign by the Churches' Advertising Network to provoke debate about God among young people this Christmas.

Posters showing the face of Jesus in beer foam in a pint glass will be accompanied by the question: "Where will you find him?"

The adverts will direct readers to myspace.com/isthisjesus - a page on the social networking site MySpace.

"It may be very arrogant to set up Jesus's MySpace," said Simon Jenkins, of Churches' Advertising Network. "But it is a voyage of exploration. Let's hope God is guiding it in the right direction.

"MySpace is hugely culturally significant. It is the place where young people are most likely to meet up and we need to go to our audience."

The charity, which has teetotal Salvation Army representatives and Methodists as well as members of the Church of England, denied that the pint-glass posters would encourage drinking.

Tony Miles, a Methodist minister, said: "Binge-drinking is a huge problem but this is an image that young people are familiar with and is meant to illustrate that you find God in unexpected places."

The group, which has no formal links with the Roman Catholic Church or the Church of England, has ruffled feathers in previous years by depicting Jesus as Che Guevara.

It has also portrayed the Last Supper as a boardroom meeting of multinational companies, with Judas as Microsoft.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996560.html?menu=

[ShoogarBear]

Baby, what's your phone number?
How can you be reached on a lonely night?Nobody touched this, and y'all supposed to be such big Mo Day fans? Pffft!

[1369]

It's 2:50 and I'm going to load up my daughter, a half case of 16 ga, my old 1100, fill the ice chest with juice boxes, snackies, iced tea (unsweet) and a few cold Lone Stars for afterwards and we're headed to Hondo to shoot birds.

Pink camo on a 4 year old rocks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's 2:50 and I'm going to load up my daughter, a half case of 16 ga, my old 1100, fill the ice chest with juice boxes, snackies, iced tea (unsweet) and a few cold Lone Stars for afterwards and we're headed to Hondo to shoot birds.

Pink camo on a 4 year old rocks.

Does your daughter get upset that you're wearing matching clothes? :lol

Kidding, sounds like fun. I remember going hunting and fishing with my dad, especially the first big fish I caught. One or two people had to jump in the water to get him since I couldn't hold it that long.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

WTF is up with UPS? That mysterious package I wrote of yesterday is scheduled to be delivered today. It's been out on delivery since 6:19 a.m.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be a tow truck driver.

[ashbeeigh]

I hate shopping at wal-mart. I hate it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Sacrificial.....cunt/I despise,
Sacrificial.....cunt/No more lies!

[Mixability]

I hate shopping at wal-mart. I hate it.

they got rid of layaway already?

[CuckingFunt]

Who's gonna say anything if you're drunk at work? Aren't you a made woman?
Just to let you know, Shoog, I can get in trouble at work. I got mildly bitched out this afternoon for wearing a skirt/shoes that show the tattoos on my ankles despite the fact that it has never before been an issue in the 8 1/2 years I've worked here.

It's so much fun working in an office in which the policies and practices are changed daily depending on the current emotional status of a bunch of Sicilian women. :pctoss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just to let you know, Shoog, I can get in trouble at work. I got mildly bitched out this afternoon for wearing a skirt/shoes that show the tattoos on my ankles despite the fact that it has never before been an issue in the 8 1/2 years I've worked here.

It's so much fun working in an office in which the policies and practices are changed daily depending on the current emotional status of a bunch of Sicilian women. :pctoss

You should kick them in the box and shove them.

[ashbeeigh]

:pctoss :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

You should kick them in the box and shove them.
I think so, too.

Instead I opted for the bitchy/guilt trip offer of abandoning work long enough to go home and change. Wasn't such a big deal after that.

[Mixability]

I think so, too.

Instead I opted for the bitchy/guilt trip offer of abandoning work long enough to go home and change. Wasn't such a big deal after that.

they're probably jealous because you actually HAVE ankles.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ten hours for a package to make it from Leon Valley, through all the other deliveries, then to my house.

What the hell, UPS?

It's still not here.

[ShoogarBear]

Man, it would suck if after all that waiting it turned out to be a shipment of spinach.

[ORION]

Ten hours for a package to make it from Leon Valley, through all the other deliveries, then to my house.

What the hell, UPS?

It's still not here.
they had to open it up, retape it, kick it around, check to see if the doll still holds air

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, it would suck if after all that waiting it turned out to be a shipment of spinach.

If XM is sending me spinach, I would have to seriously consider cancelling my subscription.

I still don't technically know what it is or if it's even from XM. The people at XM customer service couldn't find any order with my address.

[Eminem]

Man, it would suck if after all that waiting it turned out to be a shipment of spinach.


Would you care if it was a shipment of Jolt Cola?

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a bomb.

[midgetonadonkey]

Al Qaeda!!

[ORION]

It's a bomb.
did you mean "its da bomb" or "Boom your dead"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Then the poor UPS guy is dead. They usually don't get here any later than 12:30 or 1 p.m.

[ORION]

Al Qaeda!!
don't ask questions , just get your pistol and open up fire on the men in brown

[midgetonadonkey]

Poor UPS guy.

[CuckingFunt]

they're probably jealous because you actually HAVE ankles.
God damn. I want to laugh at that, but fear the potential karmic retribution since we do share a genetic link.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's why I don't believe in karma. I have no fear of any consequences. That's why I can laugh at just about anything and not feel bad.

[ShoogarBear]

Would you care if it was a shipment of Jolt Cola?That would be shaweet!

[CuckingFunt]

That's why I don't believe in karma. I have no fear of any consequences. That's why I can laugh at just about anything and not feel bad.
I don't normally get too worried about it, but I don't like the idea of waking up tomorrow to find I've got cankles.

[midgetonadonkey]

Cankles are fucking sexy. The only thing hotter than cankles are thnees.

[CuckingFunt]

Even in jest, I can't say that cankles are sexy.

[CuckingFunt]

I can deal with one arm and a stumpy foot, but not cankles.

[midgetonadonkey]

80% of the girl's I've slept with have had mild to moderate forms of cankle.

[midgetonadonkey]

One of them didn't even have cankles. It was beyond that. The fat was hanging over the ankle. I don't know what that is called.

[midgetonadonkey]

She used to ask me to lift it up and wash it with a wet towel. It was the most erotic experience I've ever had.

[CuckingFunt]

One of them didn't even have cankles. It was beyond that. The fat was hanging over the ankle. I don't know what that is called.
Congestive heart failure?

[ORION]

Cankles are fucking sexy. The only thing hotter than cankles are thnees.
women do not have to be thin to be sexy just easy and show lots of cleavage

[CuckingFunt]

She used to ask me to lift it up and wash it with a wet towel. It was the most erotic experience I've ever had.
"I warsh myself with a rag on a stick."

- Bart Simpson

[CuckingFunt]

You can be fat and still have distinguishable ankles. I've seen it.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

fat people

[ORION]

You can be fat and still have distinguishable ankles. I've seen it.
I'll be honest , the first thing I look at ain't the ankles. you know what I'm saying ???

[midgetonadonkey]

The third thing I look at is the ankle.

[ORION]

The third thing I look at is the ankle.
I don't look at ankles until I'm holding them in my hands ! YOU KNOW WHAT I"M SAYING ??!! I feel like I'm driving a jet ski

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't look at ankles until I'm holding them in my hands ! YOU KNOW WHAT I"M SAYING ??!! I feel like I'm driving a jet ski

:lmao

[johnsmith]

I'll be honest , the first thing I look at ain't the ankles. you know what I'm saying ???

That the first thing you look at isn't the ankles?

[johnsmith]

Oh, and "Thnees"........Good stuff.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll be honest , the first thing I look at ain't the ankles. you know what I'm saying ???
Knees?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start answering my phone by saying, "Hammer Time!"

[johnsmith]

I'll be honest , the first thing I look at ain't the ankles. you know what I'm saying ???


And does this mean that you've been lying to us throughout all your other posts? Generally, when I open a statement with "I'll be honest", this implies that in the past, I wasn't totally honest with everyone. Really, if you can't be honest on an internet message board, when can you be honest?

You my friend, are a liar.

[johnsmith]

I'm going to start answering my phone by saying, "Hammer Time!"



:lol :lol :lol

[ORION]

Knees?
no , her throat to check for an adams apple

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to start answering my phone by saying, "Hammer Time!"
"Hammer Time?" would be good.

[CuckingFunt]

no , her throat to check for an adams apple
Uh oh. I sense a bad experience in your past.

[midgetonadonkey]

That might work too.

I'm also going to try saying it in a real deep, Barry White, sort of way.

[CuckingFunt]

That might work too.

I'm also going to try saying it in a real deep, Barry White, sort of way.For that, it'd have to be more of a "Hammer time, baby?"


Which, now that I think about it, might also rock my socks off.

[ORION]

And does this mean that you've been lying to us throughout all your other posts? Generally, when I open a statement with "I'll be honest", this implies that in the past, I wasn't totally honest with everyone. Really, if you can't be honest on an internet message board, when can you be honest?

You my friend, are a liar.
I'm telling the truth ! I swear it to you ! How can I prove myself worthy to you ?? ............Its true I've been lying this whole time to you , my family and myself. Who the hell am I ? ANSWER ME DAMMIT !

[ORION]

That might work too.

I'm also going to try saying it in a real deep, Barry White, sort of way.
how about answering " I'm rubbing it out right now, how may I help you?"

[johnsmith]

how about answering " I'm rubbing it out right now, how may I help you?"


Ppphhhttt........big deal, I answer the phone like that all the time........you know what's more impressive, talk on the phone to someone (a woman hopefully) and rub one out to completion while never breaking casual stride in the conversation.

[ORION]

Ppphhhttt........big deal, I answer the phone like that all the time........you know what's more impressive, talk on the phone to someone (a woman hopefully) and rub one out to completion while never breaking casual stride in the conversation.
I can't do that because I scream " oohh biiiiiiitttccchhhh!!!!" everytime

[johnsmith]

I can't do that because I scream " oohh biiiiiiitttccchhhh!!!!" everytime


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

A guy called me at the office last week (or the week before, can't remember) and annoyed me so that I'd get pissed off at him while he entertained himself.

He didn't scream "oohh biiiiiiiitttttttcccccchhhhhh," but he wasn't terribly subtle, either.

[CuckingFunt]

That was more than a little creepy.

[johnsmith]

A guy called me at the office last week (or the week before, can't remember) and annoyed me so that I'd get pissed off at him while he entertained himself.

He didn't scream "oohh biiiiiiiitttttttcccccchhhhhh," but he wasn't terribly subtle, either.


That was you?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I get the package.

It is from XM.

It's a device they want me to add (to comply with FCC rules) to my radio so as not to interfere with nearby FM radios.

Fuck that. XM for everybody travelling near my truck!

[Squid]

I heard XM has commercials on their music channels. Any truth to this?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I heard XM has commercials on their music channels. Any truth to this?

On some of them (I think four or five stations).

Sirius doesn't.

They also combine their signals with some regular stations. I know I've heard a Nashville station's call letters at night on one of the country stations.

[Squid]

That blows. I have Sirius and I heard Stern mention it once. I thought maybe he was just talking shit about XM but I guess it's true.

[Jesus Christ]

If Jesus was alive today, do you think he would like Jay Z?

Hova is my boy.

[Das Texan]

So I get the package.

It is from XM.

It's a device they want me to add (to comply with FCC rules) to my radio so as not to interfere with nearby FM radios.

Fuck that. XM for everybody travelling near my truck!



they havent sent me shit.

[Das Texan]

On some of them (I think four or five stations).

Sirius doesn't.

They also combine their signals with some regular stations. I know I've heard a Nashville station's call letters at night on one of the country stations.


Nashville 11 is the one you are talking about.


Probably why they created US Country Channel 17.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

they havent sent me shit.

It was specific to my unit. I had purchased a Roady2 a while back and finally activated it when I was in San Angelo so I could listen to baseball.

[Das Texan]

It was specific to my unit. I had purchased a Roady2 a while back and finally activated it when I was in San Angelo so I could listen to baseball.


i should get one then.

since i got that free roady back when they had that offer last year :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I hate this ont not doing anything on Fridays. :td

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hate this ont not doing anything on Fridays. :td

You could be sitting here waiting for these phones to start ringing (I actually took the D'Hanis v. Center Point summary in the middle of this reply).

That'll get you workin'.

[CuckingFunt]

VH1 is showing Juice right now.

This movie is even more of a masterpiece than I'd remembered.

[atxrocker]

that movie is a fucking classic. and my first chance to see what an actor tupac was.

[CuckingFunt]

I vaguely remember a few friends and I in the 8th grade being obsessed with that film and fighting over who got to be Omar Epps' girlfriend. I don't remember who got stuck with the whiny fat kid.

[midgetonadonkey]

Menace II Society>>>>>>>>>>>Juice

[CuckingFunt]

Menace II Society>>>>>>>>>>>Juice
Well, of course.

Menace II Society is actually good, whereas Juice is enjoyably bad.

[ashbeeigh]

You could be sitting here waiting for these phones to start ringing (I actually took the D'Hanis v. Center Point summary in the middle of this reply).

That'll get you workin'.

At least give me a 3a game to cover. Geez. :D

[LaMarcus Bryant]

VH1 is showing Juice right now.

This movie is even more of a masterpiece than I'd remembered.

rule 1: watching movies in any edited form is pointless

rule 2: Rivahside, mothafuckahs

[CuckingFunt]

rule 1: watching movies in any edited form is pointless
Yes it is, but pickin's were slim last night.

[Eminem]

Yes it is, but pickin's were slim last night.


You could always watch 8 mile.

[CuckingFunt]

You could always watch 8 mile.
Firstly, no.

Secondly, it wasn't on.

[Eminem]

Firstly, no.

Secondly, it wasn't on.


Do you not like 8 mile?

[O-Dog]

Menace II Society>>>>>>>>>>>Juice

YOU DAM FUCKING RIGHT BITCH!!!!! IVE KILLED NIGGAS FOR LESS!

[CuckingFunt]

Do you not like 8 mile?
Didn't make it all the way through. That movie annoyed the fuck out of me.