Oh Shit!!! (5)

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8mScKLSNzY

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rh8RuGrkxc&mode=related&search=

Damn, the 80's sure were AWESOME!!!

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv3oGu2z_-4

Seriously awesome.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6MdBVkujgM

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Sorry CF, but this one trumps them all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGL2IwV6LMI

[CuckingFunt]

Not much of anything trumps The Stray Cats.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn. I was going to finish off my batch of 80's music with some X, but all YouTube has is a few really crappy live performances.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Guess we'll have to settle for this, then.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPn0l220MY

[ChumpDumper]

Damn "Whammy" was a shitty album.

But oh well, thank God for YouTube and digital cable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fX5Uu2WOuM

[SpursWoman]

Oh, shit ... I woke up this morning and the box my mom's urn sits in was wide open and my kids swear up and down that they are too afraid to touch it.

Maybe she's happy I just sold this POS house she left me with and can't get out quick enough? That was creepy as all-hell. :wow :wow

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh, shit ... I woke up this morning and the box my mom's urn sits in was wide open and my kids swear up and down that they are too afraid to touch it.

Maybe she's happy I just sold this POS house she left me with and can't get out quick enough? That was creepy as all-hell. :wow :wow

whoa thats freaky. :wow

I have a friend of the family who has urns with her husband, her aunt, her father, and her son on shelf in the coat closet. They are really beautifull.
She alwasy remarks that people will be putting thier coat away and see the urns and they' touch them thinkign they are gorgeous vases. They always freak out when she says that it;s an urn. Liek they were touching a dead body.

I have no idea why - but almost everyone freaks out after they've touched it.

[ShoogarBear]

In a bit.

My body still feels a little restless.

btw...you live on the Southeast side of town?

:lol Was that a booty call?

[PAWW]

Guess we'll have to settle for this, then.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPn0l220MYI like Too Drunk to Fuck better. God I miss the 80's:depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Damn "Whammy" was a shitty album.
It's not as good as "The B-52's" or "Wild Planet," but it's hardly shitty.

[Das Texan]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver21_Black20



In a bit.

My body still feels a little restless.

btw...you live on the Southeast side of town?




:lol Was that a booty call?


maybe i should have picked up on that last night. DAMN!

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I'm really bad at procrastination.

I've been back from San Angelo for about three weeks now (and I've even had the paperwork earlier than that) and I need to send an evaluation, clips, a contest entry and mileage sheets to the program that helped me get my internship so I can get the final scholarship monies plus my mileage to and from.

The paperwork is due in Arlington, VA tomorrow and I haven't sent it yet. Guess it's overnight from the postal service (once I finish the contest entry and packet completion).

[Das Texan]

When you are not in SA, where are you?


all over the state for work. this week i'm in johnson county, aka boringville. i'm really only in sa these days on weekends.

[1369]

all over the state for work. this week i'm in johnson county, aka boringville. i'm really only in sa these days on weekends.

I spent the past three months outside of Cleburne on a glass additive project. You work in the oil patch? I swear you can't throw a rock in that county and not hit a drilling rig.

[Das Texan]

I spent the past three months outside of Cleburne on a glass additive project. You work in the oil patch? I swear you can't throw a rock in that county and not hit a drilling rig.


no. i work in the couthouse doing work for those type of companies.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Argh.

I get this call yesterday afternoon from UPS saying I have a package that needs a signature to accept it. The problem is, it's going to San Angelo.

So I call UPS with the tracking number left on my voicemail and they tell me to call back once it arrives in San Angelo to have it directed here. First off, I don't know what this is. The only thing I know after doing some digging is it's a company in CA that seems to do some work for XM Satellite Radio (of which I started using their service about 1.5-2 months ago).

The thing is, I've never placed an order with them. I call the company that's listed as the shipper and they just told me I ordered something from them if they're shipping it. Well, I tell them I never did.

Anyway, the post of this rant is the woman I spoke with at UPS yesterday was very nice, very cordial and helpful. The woman I just got off the phone with was not. She was insistent I must have ordered something and why would I have it sent to an address I no longer lived at.

After telling her what I knew, she still was adamant that I ordered something and had it shipped to the wrong address. I finally had to ask her to stop and listen while I told her it wasn't that hard to find out who sent it, what it might be and why somebody would send it to me since I just did a little research off the info the woman gave me yesterday.

I just hate that the two people I've talked to about this (one at UPS this morning and the operator at the company that's shipping the package) are so insistent on making me seem to be stupid for ordering something and having it shipped to a place I no longer live at.

Argh. So anyway, now I have to wait for them to make an attempt at delivering it before I can have it re-routed to San Antonio.

Rant over.

[ShoogarBear]

Rant over.Anything to keep you from finishing what has to be done today, huh?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Anything to keep you from finishing what has to be done today, huh?

:lmao

After I started getting dressed, I thought about that package and to call UPS. Then, when I was sitting there with UPS, I started thinking about the online setup problems I've been having with XM, so I called them afterwards.

While I was on with XM, I got a call from the company that pays me for the work with the E-N, so I called them back once I finished.

Then, I called ShopXM to see if I could find out what was being sent to me.

Then, I finally got my XM online account to work. I think I'm going to finish up the paperwork now. I've already printed out my clips, I just need to fill out the entry form and get going to the post office.

[ShoogarBear]

What, but you just got your XM online account to work! Time to expore!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What, but you just got your XM online account to work! Time to expore!

I can't even listen right now. I need my Radio ID and that's in the truck. This way, I'm forced to sit here and finish this paperwork. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The clips I've chosen:

1. School trashed again

2. Police seek to add officers

3. Kidnapped: Seven detained in drug-related abduction of San Angelo man

4. Affidavit disputes LLB explanation (the Los Lonely Boys Austin arrest story)

5. Report details alleged abuse at camp

6. Fire season roars: Containment ewffort hampered by wind

7. Colts' Hanson rips the Aces (my lone gamer for San Angelo)

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, what did you think about that NYT article on the blood doping bike racers?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey, what did you think about that NYT article on the blood doping bike racers?

Lance has a point, but then he doesn't.

He questioned the placement of the information that they never saw him dope. The way he makes it sound, the info was buried deep in the story. Now, while it might have been on the jump page, it wasn't buried.

It's eight grafs in. You could argue for higher placement, but you would have the same strong argument for its current placement.

What I might have done (and I've only read it online, I haven't seen the page) would be to use a subhead to say they never saw Lance (and a subhead would work since the headline says "2 Ex-Teammates of Cycling Star Admit Drug Use").

I think a subhead with the "not seeing him" info would work for this since the lede has Lance's name in it and the headline says "Cycling Star."

[jman3000]

I want a gyro copter like the one in the 3rd mad max film ... then i could get from the far parking lot to campus in like 5 minutes... that would be grand.

[jman3000]

i got this idea after seeing people; bike, rollerblade, scooter, skateboard, and skip past me.


a gyro copter would make them stfu.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i got this idea after seeing people; bike, rollerblade, scooter, skateboard, and skip past me.


a gyro copter would make them stfu.

Plus, there's always the added benefit of chopping them up with the blades.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Alright, I'm finished.

I just need one extra letter size envelope and I'm off for the errands for the day.

[jman3000]

I'm willing to take my "no cheap whores" comment back.

I now accept all forms of whores... whether they be white/black, cheap/expensive, disease infested/free, etc etc.

[jman3000]

You aren't easy. Just desperate.

[ShoogarBear]

Lance has a point, but then he doesn't.

He questioned the placement of the information that they never saw him dope. The way he makes it sound, the info was buried deep in the story. Now, while it might have been on the jump page, it wasn't buried.

It's eight grafs in. You could argue for higher placement, but you would have the same strong argument for its current placement.

What I might have done (and I've only read it online, I haven't seen the page) would be to use a subhead to say they never saw Lance (and a subhead would work since the headline says "2 Ex-Teammates of Cycling Star Admit Drug Use").

I think a subhead with the "not seeing him" info would work for this since the lede has Lance's name in it and the headline says "Cycling Star."I'm not a Lance fan, because I suspect there's something to the allegations (admittedly there's no proof), but I lean towards his side in this argument.

Basically, the only reason there's a story, or at least the only reason the story was so prominantly featured, was because of the connection to him. Therefore it's disingenuous to not have the fact that there's no proof of his involvment stated as early as possible. What you recommended regarding the subheading work work. Otherwise I think it should have been the second or third thing mentioned.

[ShoogarBear]

i got this idea after seeing people; bike, rollerblade, scooter, skateboard, and skip past me.


a gyro copter would make them stfu.Jet pack.

Noisy, and the threat of potential immolation.

[CuckingFunt]

Give me teleportation, or give me death.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jet pack.

Noisy, and the threat of potential immolation.

Now THAT'S a selling point!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

CF, I wanted to clear this up from last night:



Vic "The Brick" Jacobs is my new hero.

Now, is this statement based on his amazingly unique vocal stylings or his impeccably keen fashion sense......or perhaps both?

[CuckingFunt]

Now, is this statement based on his amazingly unique vocal stylings or his impeccably keen fashion sense......or perhaps both?
Both.

But I think, specifically, the line "I'm gonna wait 'til the Mitzvah hour" was what really did it for me.

[ashbeeigh]

man, hamburger helper is lovely for lunch. That is all. and jman, why can't you just walk? que flojo.

[Mrs.Jimcs50]

Sounds yummy. Just make sure to brush and floss after your meal. :tu

[ashbeeigh]

Sounds yummy. Just make sure to brush and floss after your meal. :tu

All taken care of. :D

[1369]

To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment building to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, he fell asleep and sunburned his Johnson. Being very determined, he decided not to miss his date with the hot blonde, so, he put some ointment on the beast and dressed.

The young man's date, a beautiful blonde, showed up at his apartment for the promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast. After they finished with the dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief!

The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his "tool" immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the Blonde exclaimed,

"SO, THAT'S HOW YOU RELOAD THOSE THINGS!"

[midgetonadonkey]

Do doves really cry?

[midgetonadonkey]

Morris Day is the man. Who wants to be my Jerome?

[ShoogarBear]

"Your lips would make a lollipop too happy."

[CuckingFunt]

Morris Day is the man.
"Jungle Love" rocks my socks off.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jungle Love is one of the greatest songs of all time. I'm not just saying that to be a dumb shit. I honestly believe it.

[Mixability]

Jungle Love is one of the greatest songs of all time. I'm not just saying that to be a dumb shit. I honestly believe it.

:tu

O E O E O!

[CuckingFunt]

Jungle Love is one of the greatest songs of all time. I'm not just saying that to be a dumb shit. I honestly believe it.
Completely free of sarcasm: I agree.

[1369]

Jungle Love is one of the greatest songs of all time. I'm not just saying that to be a dumb shit. I honestly believe it.

Reminds me of Spring Break at Port A...


I met you on somebodys island
You thought you had known me before
I brought you a crate of papaya
They waited all night by your door
You probably wouldnt remember
I probably couldnt forget
Jungle love in the surf in the pouring rain
Everythings better when wet

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

looks like Gatita is done, its been what one month?

Last Activity: 08-17-2006 10:09 PM
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Oh, whyever did she leave?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I finished everything and in pretty good time, too.

Mailed the package to Arlington, VA for $19. Beat that, Office Depot!

Went and bitched out KEDA for not having the presentation covers I like. :lol

Did some bank stuff, dropped off some prescriptions for the family.

Now, I just hang out until 5 when I head to work. Life is good.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Jet pack.

Noisy, and the threat of potential immolation.


impossible
see: recent Mythbusters episode.

sorry.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like when people look confused.

[midgetonadonkey]

"I love the scent of your pussy."

I once told that to a girl. She hasn't spoken to me since. I really miss my mom.

[CuckingFunt]

Midge makes me laugh.

[1369]

"I love the scent of your pussy."

I once told that to a girl. She hasn't spoken to me since. I really miss my mom.

She probably got all freaked out when you tried to put out an unfiltered Camel on her left nipple.

[Mixability]

She probably got all freaked out when you tried to put out an unfiltered Camel on her left nipple.

that shouldn't bother ashbeigh regularly..... hmmm

[CuckingFunt]

She probably got all freaked out when you tried to put out an unfiltered Camel on her left nipple.
I would get freaked out by that, too.

It's just not fair to ignore righty.

[midgetonadonkey]

I forgot my pear at home. Fuck. I was going to snack on it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

She probably got all freaked out when you tried to put out an unfiltered Camel on her left nipple.

ashbeeigh=ashtray?

[Silver21_Black20]

ashbeeigh is very popular in this here thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish my nickname was The Jackhamma.

[1369]

I thought we were talking about Midge's mom...

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh=ashtray?

ashbeeigh=ashtray and urinal

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ashbeeigh=ashtray and urinal

Her career path is now defined.
She can drop out of college now.

[tlongII]

I still don't understand why Morris Day and The Time lost to Prince's band? :wtf

[midgetonadonkey]

It's because Prince finally opened up his heart and mind and performed a song that is both touching and relevant to the events that had just unfolded.

That and it was his movie.

[tlongII]

I believe a remake is in order........or at least a DVD with alternate endings.

[midgetonadonkey]

If that movie is remade they would probably make it lame with rappers instead of Prince. It would suck nuts. An alternate ending is probably the best way to go.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.veinhelp.com/images/SpiderVeinsTopImageBefore.jpg

I love chicks with these.

[midgetonadonkey]

After my new makeover. I hope to look like this.

http://www.associatedentertainment.com/aec/images/main/Kenny-Loggins.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Kenny Loggins was at one time on the highway to the dangerzone.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You realize if you do that, Midge, Walter Pasacrita will not be able to stop humping your leg.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was at the World Championship Rattlesnake Races a couple of years ago and they played that song over and over for about an hour. It was annoying. I used to love that song until that event.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to start packing heat.

[ShoogarBear]

impossible
see: recent Mythbusters episode.

sorry.What's impossible, the jet pack, or the immolation?

[ShoogarBear]

I still don't understand why Morris Day and The Time lost to Prince's band? :wtfJungle Love and The Bird kicked the ass of Purple Rain.

Although Darling Nikki was the shit.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't see the need to choose between Prince and Morris Day.

There's enough room in my life to be rocked by two funk masters.

[ORION]

If a girl wears an Extremely low cut shirt showing her boobs would she get offended if a guy was looking at them ?

[CuckingFunt]

If a girl wears an Extremely low cut shirt showing her boobs would she get offended if a guy was looking at them ?
Only if he wasn't polite enough to wipe off the drool.

[ShoogarBear]

That depends. What color is the shirt?

[ORION]

That depends. What color is the shirt?
I have no idea but she had on a black bra

[CuckingFunt]

I have no idea but she had on a black braBlack bra and a low cut shirt? I know for a fact that this girl would be more offended if you didn't stare.

Doesn't mean she won't still call you a creep, though.

[ORION]

Only if he wasn't polite enough to wipe off the drool.
I guess what I'm saying is that she shouldn't be upset because they are out on display like a watermelon stand.

[ShoogarBear]

If she got offended, I would tell her I was offended by the bra, and would stop looking if she took it off.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Orion. He needs to post more.

[ORION]

Black bra and a low cut shirt? I know for a fact that this girl would be more offended if you didn't stare.

Doesn't mean she won't still call you a creep, though.
yeah she call me a creep with a smile on her face as she licks her lips

[CuckingFunt]

yeah she call me a creep with a smile on her face as she licks her lips
Smart girl.

[ORION]

I like Orion. He needs to post more.

I will once I move to my new desk thats in a secret office , but right now I have my back to people and someone is always talking me about something.

[ORION]

I'm just saying that its awesome to see a girl get attention by showing off her swolly knockers

[ShoogarBear]

You need to snap a quick shot of that on your celly so we can give you the best advice possible.

[CuckingFunt]

You need to snap a quick shot of that on your celly so we can give you the best advice possible.
:tu

Just for the sake of accuracy.

[ORION]

You need to snap a quick shot of that on your celly so we can give you the best advice possible.
how can I not make that obvious ? Say cheese ! hey your camera is pointing down ? no its not
"CLICK"

[ShoogarBear]

It's your celly, dude! It's designed for surreptitious photographing.

[ShoogarBear]

One method would be to drop a pencil and ask her to pick it up while you're taking a "call".

[CuckingFunt]

Things like this are so much easier for us girls.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, ask a female co-worker to take the picture for you . . . :lmao

[ORION]

It's your celly, dude! It's designed for surreptitious photographing.
I can pretend to be on the phone talking to someone as I'm eye level with her boobs. BRILLIANT !

[ORION]

One method would be to drop a pencil and ask her to pick it up while you're taking a "call".
and how about I throw some loose change under a girls skirt and look up her dress as I pick it up. I'm a pro , I was just going to pretend to trip and as I'm falling I'll just accidently rip off the shirt ....

[ORION]

so I'm saying that if you are a girl and what to get attention by flashing your boobs or wearing something low cut, maybe even let a nipple or two...or 3 ?? slip out its cool and I think you have every right to do so, just let us know when your self esteem is at its lowest

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh is very popular in this here thread.

I don't know if it was the type of popularity was i was lookig for. The whoel ashtray thing is a bit out of control.

[Squid]

I don't know if it was the type of popularity was i was lookig for. The whoel ashtray thing is a bit out of control.

So you were looking for popularity?

[Squid]

I don't want to be king of the world.

[Squid]

I just want to be the hero of this little girl.

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrsMsJCpgSY

Greatest video ever.

[Squid]

What the fuck? Where is everyone? Where is my bitch CuckingFunt?

[Silver21_Black20]

You know...sometimes, you just need a hug!

[Squid]

You want to give me a hug?

[Silver21_Black20]

Only if you promise not to ink on me.

[Squid]

I make no promises. I try to ink on all the ladies.

[TOP-CHERRY]

OH MY GOSH, GREY'S ANATOMY IS INTENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!%%%%%%%

gasp!

[TOP-CHERRY]

Izzy made the patient's heart stop, the one she's in love with, in order for him to receive the heart transplant! She did this because she knew the doctor was on his way to the hospital with the heart, but then THERE WAS A SHOOTING AND THEY SHOT THE DOCTOR, BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW, AND SHE CUT THE CORD!!

gasp again!

[TOP-CHERRY]

And then, and then... before all that, the patient told her she couldn't steal the heart from the other patient who was about to recieve it, and she had this whole crying scene where she told him to please think about her, what she would have to go through if he died, because she had fallen in love with him, and it made me cry!!!!

my goodness.

[Squid]

Cherry is making me laugh. I go ha ha ha.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I gasped like 5 times.

[Squid]

Will you gasp when I ink on you?

[TOP-CHERRY]

She said, "Don't worry, Danny. The doctor will be here with the heart soon." Then she cut the cord. And then they show the doctor shot outside the hospital. How sad.

Oooh, there's an experiment on tv. Everyone quiet.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Ojos para ver, piel para sentir, fe para creer, tiempo para oir, caminos para correr, dolores que redimir...

[ShoogarBear]

WTF? What does that mean "she cut the cord"?

And whatever that means, what kind of a fucking idiot would do anything before they were 100% sure that the other heart was ready? She's too stupid to live.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want a piece of pecan pie.

[Squid]

Pecan pieeeeeeeeeee

[Das Texan]

I want a piece of pecan pie.



thats good shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn, it is after 9...Bill Miller's is already closed.

[Squid]

pecan pieeeeeeee

[TOP-CHERRY]

WTF? What does that mean "she cut the cord"?

And whatever that means, what kind of a fucking idiot would do anything before they were 100% sure that the other heart was ready? She's too stupid to live.
Apparently, he was to receive a heart transplant, but when the surgeon went to pick up the heart, the muscle just stopped, so it was no longer useful. But there was also another heart ready (I think from the same accident) but it was already going to another patient. But then the doctor said that that heart should go to his patient, because he was first in the list... Anyway, so the thing was that the heart would go to the patient who needed it the most, or who was in critical condition. So Izzy got desperate and told the doctor that the patient was really bad and that his heart stopped or something. So the doctor was on his way with the heart. That's why she had to cut the cord that was connected to the machine to help his heart.

Something like that.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Today I had to sit on the floor in my class. I couldn't see.

[Das Texan]

Damn, it is after 9...Bill Miller's is already closed.

who has hte best pecan pie?


that could lead to a good discussion.

[Silver21_Black20]

Give me a couple other suggestions besides Bill Miller's.

[angel_luv]

Tyra Banks gets on my nerves because I think she acts like an airhead ( I say acts because obviously she is successful.)
I still remember her wasting a whole segment on her show to prove that her boobs were real because she was " so hurt by the insinuations that they were fake."

Now she has Naomi Cambell on her guest show to discuss how the rivalry between them has disturbed her.
The interview is too intimate to have a studio audience present , yet Tyra has it on national television.

The only thing that makes less sense than that is the fact that I am still watching it. :lol

[Das Texan]

Give me a couple other suggestions besides Bill Miller's.


homemade?

[angel_luv]

Marie Callendar's- whole pies for a good price. :)

[Squid]

I enjoy Angel's Oh Shit appearances.

[Silver21_Black20]

homemade?

Can you make pecan pie?

[angel_luv]

I enjoy Angel's Oh appearances.


*curtsey* :D

I should win for most random. :lol
I post here whenever anything I want to say is not it's own thread worthy.

[Das Texan]

Can you make pecan pie?



sadly..no.


i think my grandmother does. i forget.


do you?

[Squid]

I can make pecan pie.

[Silver21_Black20]

sadly..no.


i think my grandmother does. i forget.


do you?

No.

My mom does.

[Eminem]

Bad drivers fuckin' piss me off. Especially the ones who don't turn their blinker on until like 8 feet before their turn :madrun

[Squid]

Why doesn't anyone use :pctoss anymore? It seems like :madrun has taken over.

[angel_luv]

I prefer :pctoss

[Squid]

As do I.

[Eminem]

Why doesn't anyone use :pctoss anymore? It seems like :madrun has taken over.

Well in my case, it called for a madrun icon.

[Eminem]

Bad drivers fuckin' piss me off. Especially the ones who don't turn their blinker on until like 8 feet before their turn :pctoss


Fixed for Squid. :angel

[Squid]

To each is own.

[Squid]

I wasn't saying it had to be fixed. I was just making an observation.

[Eminem]

I wasn't saying it had to be fixed. I was just making an observation.

If i was getting my ass handed to me by some 3rd grader while playing online checkers, I would've used a :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

I prefer the :madrun guy.

[Eminem]

My alltime favorite icon just may be the little used :bike: icon. What the hell? People never use that one. It's a great icon.

[ShoogarBear]

I want a piece of pecan pie.What a coincidence. I want some pie, too.

[Eminem]

In other news, Amp energy drink from Mountain Dew is the best energy drink on the market. :tu

[ShoogarBear]

I remember when Jolt Cola first came on the market.

"All the sugar and twice the caffeine!" LMAO

[Eminem]

Never had one, but it looks like they taste horrible.

http://www.travelnotes.de/computer/bilder/jolt.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

They don't taste THAT bad, but after the first couple, you no longer care.

Anyway, Jolt's gone new wave:
http://www.joltcola.com/portals/0/skins/wetplanet/images/jolt_homepage_05.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Where is my bitch CuckingFunt?
I'm here, ready to be inked, and now my Squidy has left me. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Why doesn't anyone use :pctoss anymore? It seems like :madrun has taken over.
I think I actually like :pctoss better, but whenever I have a bit of a tantrum, though I remain calm and cool on the outside, this :madrun is what I'm doing in my head.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember when Jolt Cola first came on the market.

"All the sugar and twice the caffeine!" LMAO
Jolt Cola rocks my socks off almost as much as "Jungle Love."

[ShoogarBear]

jman tainted :pctoss forever

[ShoogarBear]

Jolt Cola rocks my socks off almost as much as "Jungle Love."Hmm, so that's two potentially useful pieces of data.

[Das Texan]

No.

My mom does.


well you need to learn from her.


or have her make some. and give me a slice.

[CuckingFunt]

jman tainted :pctoss forever
I think I'd use him more if you didn't have to open the second window to get him.

:madrun is much more convenient.

[ashbeeigh]

jman tainted :pctoss forever


Very true.

[CuckingFunt]

Hmm, so that's two potentially useful pieces of data.
Yep.

If you're a foot fetishist, all it takes to get my tootsies nekkid is Jolt and The Time.

[ShoogarBear]

This one is entirely superfluous: :cuss

When you have this: :flipoff

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun is easier to remember too. :pctoss is random. Do you really ever toss your pc? I mean, that's heavy as hell. I mean a laptop toss may be doable.... I mean., people run madly sometimes right? I did no homework tonight. My mind is going crazy.

[CuckingFunt]

This one is entirely superfluous: :cuss

When you have this: :flipoff
I might use the top one if there were actual bad words up there. I don't see the point in censoring my smiley when I can type "fuck" till the cows come home.

[ShoogarBear]

If cows actually walked through my front door, that would make me stop typing "fuck".

I would still continue to employ the word, though.

[CuckingFunt]

If cows actually walked through my front door, that would make me stop typing "fuck".
I dunno. That might make me type it even more.

[ShoogarBear]

I would proceed to another form of usage, hence my previous statement.

[ShoogarBear]

"And here we sit, without opposable thumbs!"

[CuckingFunt]

I would proceed to another form of usage, hence my previous statement.
Either you did a quick edit, or my eyeballs weren't working, because I swear I read that as "I would still continue to employ the world, though."

Word makes much more sense.

[Silver21_Black20]

well you need to learn from her.


or have her make some. and give me a slice.

I think you are right. I will learn how to make pecan pie.

[ShoogarBear]

If I was in a position to employ the world, I wouldn't particularly care if the cows did come home.

I would wonder how they got past security, however.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!

[ShoogarBear]

I was cured, all right!

[Das Texan]

I think you are right. I will learn how to make pecan pie.



good.


dont forget the give me some part.

[ShoogarBear]

Back from a night with your droogs?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

It's on HDNet right now...

[ShoogarBear]

good.


dont forget the give me some part.Trying to recoup last night's missed opportunity?

[CuckingFunt]

Trying to recoup last night's missed opportunity?
Oh, the sadness that is an unrequited booty call.

[ShoogarBear]

"Boy, I'm really feeling restless . . . hey, do you live on the southside?"

They really need a batting eyelids smilie.

[CuckingFunt]

"Boy, I'm really feeling restless . . . hey, do you live on the southside?"

They really need a batting eyelids smilie.
That would get used more than :pctoss and :madrun combined.

[Silver21_Black20]

Trying to recoup last night's missed opportunity?

You have a quick wit, Shoog. A quick wit indeed.

[ShoogarBear]

Not everything about me is quick.

:battingeyelids

[ShoogarBear]

Eh, doesn't work for a dude.

[CuckingFunt]

Not everything about me is quick.

:battingeyelids
That line could have used :eyebrows.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, but the eyebrows are getting cliched.

A good moustache twirl would be a nice change of pace.

Or maybe a Groucho cigar take.

[CuckingFunt]

A smiley givin' the Monty Python "wink wink, nudge nudge" would be good.

Can't be any more complicated than the bukkake smiley.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://www.mainstage-mgmt.com/images/groucho/groucho_cigar2.jpg

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I miss Abbott & Costello on Sunday mornings.

[ShoogarBear]

'Course, come to think of it, Groucho is who invented the eyebrows thing, isn't he?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

'Course, come to think of it, Groucho is who invented the eyebrows thing, isn't he?

Did you ever go to a show taping when you were in college?

[CuckingFunt]

I watched Animal Crackers a few months ago for the first time in years. Groucho was pretty badass.

[ShoogarBear]

Did you ever go to a show taping when you were in college?That just made your night, didn't it?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Groucho was great in that movie. It's hard to believe that most of their schtick was ad-libbed.

[Das Texan]

Trying to recoup last night's missed opportunity?



you shut your mouth.



:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Groucho was great in that movie. It's hard to believe that most of their schtick was ad-libbed.
It's impressive, but not hard to believe. You just can't write jokes that are that quick.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That just made your night, didn't it?

Hey, I couldn't let the crack on shooting my balls go unanswered. It just wouldn't be right.

Although, I would be remiss if I forgot to mention that a flashback of Pujols' HR off Lidge in the NLCS didn't come to mind.

BTW, when are you coming to SA again?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm flying in to Houston on Friday the 22nd, going to see the titanic Texans-Skins slugfest at Reliant, and then flying to SA on Monday the 25th.

BTW, I notice that since I've announced I'm coming in, katy and my T-shirt are nowhere to be found.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm flying in to Houston on Friday the 22nd, going to see the titanic Texans-Skins slugfest at Reliant, and then flying to SA on Monday the 25th.

BTW, I notice that since I've announced I'm coming in, katy and my T-shirt are nowhere to be found.

Tag Team For T-Shirts.

[batman2883]

we were at the beach
everyone wore matching towels
somebody went under a dock
and there they found a rock
but it wasnt a rock
it was a rock lobster

[batman2883]

angel luv whats up dear

[batman2883]

poco's pero loco's homie

[angel_luv]

angel luv whats up dear


nothing much the rest of the week, which suits me perfectly.

How are you?

[batman2883]

Im Doing Pretty Well Getting Ready To Go To Beno's Welcome Back Party Tomorrow Night Cant Wait

[batman2883]

Damn I Miss All You Guys, I Havent Been On In Such A While......you Guys Are Like My Disgruntled Family That I Always Wanted

[sa_butta]

Im Doing Pretty Well Getting Ready To Go To Beno's Welcome Back Party Tomorrow Night Cant WaitI heard about it, is he gonna be there?

I think Im gonna go to Antro for Blank and Jones tonight, but I cant wait for Ferry Corsten in October.

[angel_luv]

Im Doing Pretty Well Getting Ready To Go To Beno's Welcome Back Party Tomorrow Night Cant Wait


Aww.. he's home? That's awesome. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

welcome back angel! :angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

Damn I Miss All You Guys, I Havent Been On In Such A While......you Guys Are Like My Disgruntled Family That I Always Wanted


so your real family is all lollipops and rainbows?

[sa_butta]

so your real family is all lollipops and rainbows?They were all 6's and 7's and then she shat on a turtle.
:lol

[batman2883]

yeah he's gonna be there i think ive seen beno there more times than ive seen him anywhere he's always there dude, and the owners are throwing him the party so i was like yeah ill go......

[sa_butta]

yeah he's gonna be there i think ive seen beno there more times than ive seen him anywhere he's always there dude, and the owners are throwing him the party so i was like yeah ill go......Maybe Ill check it out then, I know they have thrown parties for him there before.

[angel_luv]

welcome back angel! :angel


Thank you! :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

looks like nagel love will be staking out antro,....

[ObiwanGinobili]

Thank you! :)


sorry you got used, but I'm glad you made the best of it - can;t wait to see your picks.


btw- dont; watch these folks kids again, they don;t deserve you.
(and whats up with them not even wanting to see thier own kids? gesh)

[angel_luv]

looks like nagel love will be staking out antro,....


au contrair mon ami...
I was not invited- believe it or no. :lol

[batman2883]

its not at antro

[batman2883]

im on the list with one guest i just don't know who to bring yet

[angel_luv]

Sherlocks?

[sa_butta]

Cielo

[angel_luv]

im on the list with one guest i just don't know who to bring yet


:angel


:lol

[batman2883]

yeah cielo

[batman2883]

are you promoting now butta???

[angel_luv]

Wow- so about to be late for an appointment.

Later. people. :)

[sa_butta]

Angel, this one has your name on it
Saints and Sinners party

http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=67458.5406&Mytoken=ECC21D72-1BFA-42A0-A1DCABB27CCFBEBC7874681

[batman2883]

so obi have you seen the hitchikers guide to the universe?

[sa_butta]

are you promoting now butta???nah man I just look shit up on myspace to whats goin on.

[batman2883]

nah man I just look shit up on myspace to whats goin on.
ha ha ha oh i see......thats cool

[sa_butta]

With all this stuff goin on and all the College Football madness, this weekend is going to be the shit.

[batman2883]

man i just had a 4 kegger this past weekend it was a blast i even had a moonwalk

[batman2883]

the moonwalk was a huge success you'd be suprised how many people our age love to jump in that thing

[sa_butta]

ha ha ha oh i see......thats coolIs that were you got on the list?

Where are you heading tonight?

[batman2883]

Is that were you got on the list?

Where are you heading tonight?
nah im a promoter, they send us stuff like that besides i know the owners of the bar....

tonight is friday night bro you know where i promote on friday nights, you missed it last week it was $2 patron all night long...

[batman2883]

were gonna have a lot of great specials coming up leading to friday the 13th you should make it out..........

[sa_butta]

nah im a promoter, they send us stuff like that besides i know the owners of the bar....

tonight is friday night bro you know where i promote on friday nights, you missed it last week it was $2 patron all night long...Are you getting paid for that or they just hook you up, like VIP and at the bar?
I didnt like that Pure place, it is too damn small. And there were some ghetto mofos there last time.

[Mixability]

the moonwalk was a huge success you'd be suprised how many people our age love to jump in that thing

:tu

drunken moonwalks are the shit. I got one on eBay, cause I hate renting them.

[ObiwanGinobili]

im on the list with one guest i just don't know who to bring yet


you know you need to bring Angel. Ginve the girl a stun gun and let her go wild. :lol

[batman2883]

Are you getting paid for that or they just hook you up, like VIP and at the bar?
I didnt like that Pure place, it is too damn small. And there were some ghetto mofos there last time.
yeah but we are restricting a lot of people now trust that, we cleaned that place up..........and it is small but all the right people are showing up now.......and i get paid

[ObiwanGinobili]

:tu

drunken moonwalks are the shit. I got one on eBay, cause I hate renting them.


no shit. I love me some drunken moonwalk. :drunk

not too drunk tho - noone wants to clean up vomit in a moonwalk. :vomit:

[batman2883]

:tu

drunken moonwalks are the shit. I got one on eBay, cause I hate renting them.
how much did it cost?? i was thinking about doing the same thing....we paid 85 to rent the largest one possible

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn it. Bush is on CNN talking some bullshit.
when he opens his mouth all I hear is the charlie brown teacher voice.

"whaaa wha whaaa hwahah wha wha"

[batman2883]

damn it. Bush is on CNN talking some bullshit.
when he opens his mouth all I hear is the charlie brown teacher voice.

"whaaa wha whaaa hwahah wha wha"
you'd be wise to not bad mouth our nations leader around me woman!!!! bush=the man

[sa_butta]

yeah but we are restricting a lot of people now trust that, we cleaned that place up..........and it is small but all the right people are showing up now.......and i get paidAlso I dressed up, when I went they let fuckers in there with t-shirts and tennies. I was way out of place there and overdressed. Not what I expected. They need to enforce a dress code.

[Mixability]

how much did it cost?? i was thinking about doing the same thing....we paid 85 to rent the largest one possible

I think I got a steal at $500 with shipping for a huge moonwalk with a slide and basketball hoops. Not to mention another water moonwalk for $400.

[sa_butta]

I think I got a steal at $500 with shipping for a huge moonwalk with a slide and basketball hoops. Not to mention another water moonwalk for $400.Thats not bad considering you dont have to rent anymore.

[batman2883]

Also I dressed up, when I went they let fuckers in there with t-shirts and tennies. I was way out of place there and overdressed. Not what I expected. They need to enforce a dress code.
we do now its not like that thats what im saying we cleaned that place up like you have to be dressed nice to get in

[Mixability]

Also I dressed up, when I went they let fuckers in there with t-shirts and tennies. I was way out of place there and overdressed. Not what I expected. They need to enforce a dress code.

I hate that shit.

By the way, Antro is the new "Atrium", ghettofied bullshit.

[ObiwanGinobili]

you'd be wise to not bad mouth our nations leader around me woman!!!! bush=the man


hahahahaha!

are you one of those who thinks it;s unamerican to bad mouth the president?