Oh Shit!!! (5)

[Silver21_Black20]

i didnt post first in numero 4 ... so there goes your stupid idea... stupid idea whore!

That's why I said, "I think..." cause I wasn't sure.

[ashbeeigh]

And I am sure they are equally freaked out being around ashbeeigh

Naw. I just blend in.

[jman3000]

That's why I said, "I think..." cause I wasn't sure.
youre forgiven then... i'm deeply sorry from the bottom of my heart. on another note... my back hurts

[jman3000]

some girl tripped on her high heel shoes earlier... she didn't play it off very well.. there's about 100 people in here... how sad.

[Silver21_Black20]

some girl tripped on her high heel shoes earlier... she didn't play it off very well.. there's about 100 people in here... how sad.

Did you point and laugh?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's why your back hurts, jman.

You probably gave the poor girl ojo.

[jman3000]

That's why your back hurts, jman.

You probably gave the poor girl ojo.
ojo.. fuck .. .it either means gold or eye... bear?

son of a bitch.

[jman3000]

Did you point and laugh?
I quickly thought "I'm sure glad I didn't wear high heels today" and typed away.

[jman3000]

rain rain, go away... come back another day... or something.

[ObiwanGinobili]

nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

we need this fucking rain! it's about time!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ojo.. fuck .. .it either means gold or eye... bear?

son of a bitch.

ojo = eye

oso = bear

Or so I've been told.

You gave her the Evil Eye...you need to rub an egg on her soon.

[ObiwanGinobili]

whats up putas?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

we need this fucking rain! it's about time!

We don't listen to jman. What makes you think God will?

[ObiwanGinobili]

ojo is the evil eye.

also if you admire something you better fucking touch it! otherwise the ojo will break and or kill it.

[jman3000]

You gave her the Evil Eye...you need to rub an egg on her soon.

:stirpot:

[ObiwanGinobili]

We don't listen to jman. What makes you think God will?


:lol good point. good. point.

[Melmart1]

Does anyone want me to 'out' a troll to you? Let me know, apparently I am very good at doing this.

[ObiwanGinobili]

don't we know most of the trolls tho?
really there arn't any i'm curious about.

[jman3000]

that sounded worse than i thought :lol

oops

[Silver21_Black20]

that sounded worse than i thought :lol

oops

Clear your inbox, dumbass!!

[Melmart1]

Clear your inbox, dumbass!!
Too easy.

[CuckingFunt]

some girl tripped on her high heel shoes earlier... she didn't play it off very well.. there's about 100 people in here... how sad.
Were there any handsome baseball players around?

[ObiwanGinobili]

so i guess the ST version of passions is still going strong?

[jman3000]

Were there any handsome baseball players around?
if by baseball players you mean these huge softball dykes we have around here.

[tlongII]

Does anyone want me to 'out' a troll to you? Let me know, apparently I am very good at doing this.

Yes. Tell me who Mrs. Tlong is please.

[Mrs.Tlong]

Yes. Tell me who Mrs. Tlong is please.

For the last time: I AM YOUR WIFE. :rolleyes Stop playing dumb!

[ShoogarBear]

I don't think he's playing.

[tlongII]

I don't think he's playing.

:lol

[jman3000]

I just saw a girl i knew in highschool... the gross part is is that i know she was gangbanged by like 4 guys senior year.


she looks like a duck.

[jman3000]

do girls with staches need love too? or is that just a myth?

[2Blonde]

do girls with staches need love too? or is that just a myth?
hmmm.. if she needs love that bad she could buy a razor or get waxed.

[CuckingFunt]

do girls with staches need love too? or is that just a myth?
I'm sure they need it.

I'm just not sure how often they get it.

[NASpurs]

Were there any handsome baseball players around?Is it sad that I actually got that or is it sad that YOU remembered that?

Whatever ashbeeigh says is supposed to be forgotten a minute later. That's the law of the land.

[dirk4mvp]

A big snake?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/VariableEntity/snake2.jpg

[ORION]

Is this where I make my deposit ?

[Das Texan]

man i am fucking tired this afternoon.

[NZHayden]

same

[ashbeeigh]

Were there any handsome baseball players around?

If there were 100 people around and a baseball player hapepned to be there I wouldn't have told y'all if there was one. The fact of the matter was that he was the only person there. Now, 100 people, I mght have cried and transferred.

[CuckingFunt]

Is it sad that I actually got that or is it sad that YOU remembered that?

Whatever ashbeeigh says is supposed to be forgotten a minute later. That's the law of the land.
I've got a mind like a steel trap.

[CuckingFunt]

If there were 100 people around and a baseball player hapepned to be there I wouldn't have told y'all if there was one. The fact of the matter was that he was the only person there. Now, 100 people, I mght have cried and transferred.
Falling in front of 100 would have been enough of a reason for you to cry and transfer? People fall, shit happens, it's not that big of a deal.

As clumsy as I am, I'd have killed myself long ago if I got that freaked about falling down in front of someone.

[Jekka]

My sophomore year I fell flat on my face walking down some steps in the middle of a class of 200 people. Not fun. Luckily I hate most people at the school, so it was no biggie.

[ashbeeigh]

Falling in front of 100 would have been enough of a reason for you to cry and transfer? People fall, shit happens, it's not that big of a deal.


Like I would actually do it. The thought would cross my mind for two seconds, then I would laugh about it.

[CuckingFunt]

My sophomore year I fell flat on my face walking down some steps in the middle of a class of 200 people. Not fun. Luckily I hate most people at the school, so it was no biggie.
In high school, I fell down during lunch right smack in the middle of the quad. Then, managed to fall down again while getting up. Maximum possible exposure. My fall was the talk of the school for the rest of the day, but it was pretty much forgotten by the next morning.

I'm such a clutz it's not even funny -- not much you can do but laugh it off.

[Melmart1]

When I was in 5th grade my granny bought me a brand new pair of penny loafers to wear to school. I wasn't allowed to wear them before school started, so first day I am walking around and trying not to fall over cus the bottoms are slippery as hell when my friends invite me to play hackey sack. Well you HAVE to play hacky sack if someone invites you, naturally. So after about six times falling on my ass, scraping both knees (the left one twice) and giving myself a nice scrape on the hand trying to catch myself from falling on my face, I finally learned that hacky sack and new penny loafers don't mix.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've never owned a pair of penny loafers.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Melmart1]

It probably means you were never in Catholic school. Those or oxfords were all we were allowed to wear.

[Das Texan]

i hated those gay ass shoes I wore in Catholic School.

[ashbeeigh]

I've never owned a pair of penny loafers.


I never had any either.

[Silver21_Black20]

I say us Oh Shit!!! girls and Das, dress up as Catholic school girls for Halloween. Penny loafers and all.

:lol

[Jekka]

I say us Oh Shit!!! girls and Das, dress up as Catholic school girls for Halloween. Penny loafers and all.

:lol
I did that last year, with Manny as a priest, since he didn't think enough people would recognize us as Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera.

[Das Texan]

why am i dressing up as a catholic school girl?

[Silver21_Black20]

why am i dressing up as a catholic school girl?

:lol

So we can all see what your legs look like in a skirt.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are SB and Mel going to wear short skirts?

[Silver21_Black20]

Are SB and Mel going to wear short skirts?

Short and plaid. ;)

[ShoogarBear]

How about patent leather shoes with those? :eyebrows

[katyon6th]

And pigtails.

Pantyless. (just trying to paint the ultimate fantasy)

[Das Texan]

:lol

So we can all see what your legs look like in a skirt.


we dont need to see that....though if you want to see my legs i'll gladly show you...


:lol

[Das Texan]

Short and plaid. ;)



cool :hat

[Das Texan]

And pigtails.

Pantyless. (just trying to paint the ultimate fantasy)



cooler

:hat :hat

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And pigtails.

Pantyless. (just trying to paint the ultimate fantasy)

Are you going to wear a white shirt tied up at the middle, too?

[Silver21_Black20]

And pigtails.

Pantyless. (just trying to paint the ultimate fantasy)

:wow

[katyon6th]

Are you going to wear a white shirt tied up at the middle, too?

This is on SB and Mel, buddy.

Ask them.

[ShoogarBear]

We need a telescope and some mirrors to look up SilBlack's skirt.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This is on SB and Mel, buddy.

Ask them.

Okay, okay...will you wear my shirt...?

[Silver21_Black20]

We need a telescope and some mirrors to look up SilBlack's skirt.

:lmao

Dammit...I'm not that tall.

[Das Texan]

We need a telescope and some mirrors to look up SilBlack's skirt.


high powered telescope?

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe Manny will let us borrow his.

[midgetonadonkey]

Happy 9/11 everybody!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Happy 9/11 everybody!!

You are going to hell.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why do you hate freedom, patriotism and freedom-loving patriot puppies, Midget?

[Melmart1]

Why do you hate withcheese, JB? He just wants fromage acceptance!

[CuckingFunt]

Why do you hate withcheese, JB? He just wants fromage acceptance!
I hereby declare it to be un-American to use a french word on September 11th.

Freedom fries, biatch!

[CuckingFunt]

And, since I didn't get to weigh in on the earlier conversation:

Penny loafers are almost as cool as bowling shoes.

Almost.

[Melmart1]

It's not Sept. 11th anymore where I am... beyotch!

[CuckingFunt]

It's not Sept. 11th anymore where I am... beyotch!
Well, then... French away, mon ami.

[Melmart1]

voulez-vous coucher avec moi

[CuckingFunt]

Ce soir?

[Melmart1]

oui

[CuckingFunt]

Certamente.

[Fillmoe]

why dont yall just fuck already and spare us the bullshit?

[40yroldvirgin]

You girls are turning me on!

[CuckingFunt]

why dont yall just fuck already and spare us the bullshit?
Quit paying so much attention to me, and it won't be an issue.

[Fillmoe]

Quit paying so much attention to me, and it won't be an issue.


you and walmart still on this bullshit? :lol :lol

[CuckingFunt]

you and walmart still on this bullshit? :lol :lol
Go a week without mentioning my name or responding to any of my posts. I double dog dare you.

[Fillmoe]

Go a week without mentioning my name or responding to any of my posts. I double dog dare you.


i could go a whole month..... but whats in it for me? you're an easy target to make fun of in the troll forum..... aint no "internet crush".... for all i know you could look like this........



http://www.ssqq.com/romance/images/fat%20guy.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

i could go a whole month..... but whats in it for me? you're an easy target to make fun of in the troll forum..... aint no "internet crush".... for all i know you could look like this........
You could go a whole month, but you don't want to. Gotcha.

Also, I never said anything about a crush. I think the word I used was fixation.

[Fillmoe]

You could go a whole month, but you don't want to. Gotcha.

Also, I never said anything about a crush. I think the word I used was fixation.


Like I said whats in it for me? Soon as you give me an answer I like I will not mention your name for a whole week.

[ChumpDumper]

I call bullshit on Fillmoe's having anything resembling self control.

I'm sure i'm drunk and gitting him mixed up with NorCal510, but I currently don't give a shit.

[CuckingFunt]

Like I said whats in it for me? Soon as you give me an answer I like I will not mention your name for a whole week.
What's in it for you? How 'bout proving me wrong. I, personally, don't think you can do it.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, how cute. Fillmoe and CF are the new jman-SilBlack.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, how cute. Fillmoe and CF are the new jman-SilBlack.
:flipoff

Damn you, Shoog. That's just mean.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bastards broke into my truck. They broke my window and fucked up my lock. Fuck people!

[ObiwanGinobili]

those mother fuckers!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

What pisses me off more is that they didn't steal anything. They just threw my shit around. I had half a joint in the ashtray and they didn't even steal that. They took nothing. I had a new book Bukowski book in there and that was left too. Bastards. Those fucking bastards. At least steal something. Fuck.

[ObiwanGinobili]

hahahah ha! :lmao

did I ever tell you about the time these retards broke into my car and stole my bible??

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What pisses me off more is that they didn't steal anything. They just threw my shit around. I had half a joint in the ashtray and they didn't even steal that. They took nothing. I had a new book Bukowski book in there and that was left too. Bastards. Those fucking bastards. At least steal something. Fuck.

Look on the bright side, now you can claim some good stuff was in there and was stolen.

[1369]

Damn, how cold is that? Low-lifes break into your truck, rummage around, say "Fuck, this losers off worse than we are. Lookit at all this shit!", and then leave deeming your worldly possessions to be of crap and not worth their effort.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Damn, how cold is that? Low-lifes break into your truck, rummage around, say "Fuck, this losers off worse than we are. Lookit at all this shit!", and then leave deeming your worldly possessions to be of crap and not worth their effort.

nice avitar. :tu

[1369]

Yea, but the software on the board causes me to have to resize it smaller and it's hard to read what he's written.

[ObiwanGinobili]

then you should've made it a sig.

like in my sig i needed to leave the pic big enough so that you could really see the "wtf do you want?" look on her face.

[1369]

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, " Sandra , have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

[ObiwanGinobili]

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, " Sandra , have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."


wasn't that joke originally with a bus load of old nuns?

[1369]

Yea, but the mental image of hot, buxom, nubile Catholic school girls in their short skirt uniforms and patent-leather Mary Janes with thigh highs is much more appealing IMHO.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yea, but the mental image of hot, buxom, nubile Catholic school girls in their short skirt uniforms and patent-leather Mary Janes with thigh highs is much more appealing IMHO.

You, sir, are a good man.

[ShoogarBear]

We should have Melmart and SilBlack re-enact that joke on youtube.

[CuckingFunt]

Yea, but the mental image of hot, buxom, nubile Catholic school girls in their short skirt uniforms and patent-leather Mary Janes with thigh highs is much more appealing IMHO.
:tu

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2584/schoolgirlwx4.jpg

[1369]

:tu

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2584/schoolgirlwx4.jpg

Well, my day is shot.

Check please.

[tlongII]

:tu

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2584/schoolgirlwx4.jpg

I'd hit it.

[Fillmoe]

I'd hit it.

me too

she got some DSL's......

[CuckingFunt]

Must be the school girl outfit. No one paid any attention to Masuimi when I posted her in the Rate Her thread.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1074728&postcount=250

[Mixability]

Must be the school girl outfit. No one paid any attention to Masuimi when I posted her in the Rate Her thread.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1074728&postcount=250

I don't know how I missed that, but I give it a :tu

[tlongII]

I didn't see her in the Rate Her thread either. I will have to revisit the thread. :jack

[batman2883]

i love it

[batman2883]

Mos Def Was Hilarious In "hitchikers Guide To The Universe"

[ShoogarBear]

Mos Def is an outstanding actor. Check out Something The Lord Made if you have the chance.

Tupac was a good actor, too.

Unfortunately, they are the inspiration for a lotta wannabees/neverwillbees.

Course, you can say the same about musicians-turned-actors in all genres.

[atlfan25]

is it me or does coldplay=shit

naw, it's not just me. coldplay=shit

[atlfan25]

hahahah ha! :lmao

did I ever tell you about the time these retards broke into my car and stole my bible??
that was me and my boy

we burned many bibles that night

[jman3000]

I wanted to go bowling ... but somebody I know is too much of a pussy. They can't handle the fact that I can bowl 3 strikes in a row all day long.

[ashbeeigh]

They can't handle the fact that I can bowl 3 strikes in a row all day long.

I call your bullshit. I'll brlieve it when I see it. But don't even respond to that until 10 am tomorrow. I have a physio psych test to study for.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

cold play is without a doubt one of the lamest mainstream bands out there today.



clooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks

[katyon6th]

Fuck you, LMB.

And fuck you, atl.

[ShoogarBear]

What about me? :depressed

[katyon6th]

Okay.

Fuck you, Shoog.

[Das Texan]

who all are you fucking tonight katy?

[ShoogarBear]

I got sloppy thirds.

[ashbeeigh]

what the fuck. I counted on a least someone being here after my massive amountof studying was over. What a downer.

[MannyIsGod]

You're a downer.

[CuckingFunt]

You're a downer.
:tu

ashbeeigh's posts give me a headache.

[Melmart1]

If CF has a headache, does that mean she has an excuse tonight not to have sex like the slut she supposedly is?

[CuckingFunt]

If CF has a headache, does that mean she has an excuse tonight not to have sex like the slut she supposedly is?
True sluts don't let a little ol' thing like a headache slow 'em down.

Or... so I've been told... :angel

[MannyIsGod]

everyone needs a little slut in them.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, getting stoned near brownies is fun.

[CuckingFunt]

I've gotten stoned on brownies, but I don't know that I've ever gotten stoned near brownies.

[MannyIsGod]

I've never had special brownies. :(

[CuckingFunt]

I've never had special brownies. :(
My entire experience with pot has been with special brownies and contact highs.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, how have you never hit a bong?

[CuckingFunt]

Man, how have you never hit a bong?
Well, with my parents, the best way to rebel as a teenager was to NOT experiment with drugs. Then as I got older, I just never felt the need.

[ShoogarBear]

everyone needs a little slut in them.That should be: sluts need a little of everyone in them.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have arrived.

[CuckingFunt]

Who was the brilliant fucker that decided the work week should be five days long, and the weekend should be two days long? I think it should be switched.

[ShoogarBear]

You realize, of course, that the whole concept of a weekend is a relatively new (~100-150 years old) idea.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just recently changed my schedule so I can work 4 ten hour days. I enjoy three day weekends much more than 2 day weekends.

[ShoogarBear]

I just recently changed my schedule so I can work 4 ten hour days. I enjoy three day weekends much more than 2 day weekends.

Amazing that you were able to do that and suffer no loss of productivity.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's hard to lose productivity if you've never been productive in the first place.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm lobbying for the single 40-hour workday.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a Steve Winwood song in my head. I find it very annoying.

[ShoogarBear]

Bring me a higher love

[ShoogarBear]

The low spark of high heeled boys

[Yahoo Serious]

Everybody should go buy Young Einstein on DVD.

[ashbeeigh]

I do believe I have another four day week. suck that bitches.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I do believe I have another four day week. suck that bitches.

Suck this.

Since my return to San Antonio, all my work weeks have been four-day weeks.

[ashbeeigh]

Suck this.

Since my return to San Antonio, all my work weeks have been four-day weeks.

So on Friday, when we're both off can I give you a cookie? Congratulations.

[midgetonadonkey]

I do believe I have another four day week. suck that bitches.

You are only turning tricks 4 days a week? Isn't your pimp pissed about that?

[ashbeeigh]

You are only turning tricks 4 days a week? Isn't your pimp pissed about that?

:flipoff

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you charge extra for the golden shower or is your price all inclusive?

[ShoogarBear]

midge is back in stride.

[ashbeeigh]

Do you charge extra for the golden shower or is your price all inclusive?

As a nonresponse would be considered a response here, I'm going to say bite me. :td

[midgetonadonkey]

As a nonresponse would be considered a response here, I'm going to say bite me. :td

Would that cost extra?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not making fun, I'm just trying to get a handle on how you charge. That's all.

[midgetonadonkey]

Most whores charge per act, $10 extra for head, $25 extra for golden shower, $50 extra to put your cigarette out on their nipple. An all inclusive whore is hard to come by.

[ashbeeigh]

Most whores charge per act, $10 extra for head, $25 extra for golden shower, $50 extra to put your cigarette out on their nipple. An all inclusive whore is hard to come by.

I wouldn't know. Nor will I ever need to know.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't know. Nor will I ever need to know.

You don't know how much you charge? So I guess the pimp handles all the money. That's not a very smart business decision.

[1369]

You don't know how much you charge? So I guess the pimp handles all the money. That's not a very smart business decision.

Didn't work out too well for Robert Downey Jr. in Less Than Zero either.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a pen in my shirt pocket.

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss having shoes with pockets. Roos were the shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

have you come across one? all inclusive

Just ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like wearing argyle socks.

[1369]

Gonna meet the tribe at EZ's for dinner tonight while the new tile gets sealed and so the kiddos can't fling food on it. Haven't been there in a long time, what should I get?

[Silver21_Black20]

"Imagine there's no Heaven...It's easy if you try...No hell below us...Above us only sky...Imagine all the people...Living for today..."

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...my first post ^ in two days and I kill the thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread isn't worth reviving.

[CuckingFunt]

I miss having shoes with pockets. Roos were the shit.They still are.

http://www.shoes.com/shop.asp?shopid=kanga&CMP=KNC-Adwords&partnerid=Adwords&cpc=adwords&campaign=KangaROOS&group=General&cpckw=KangaROOS+shoes

[jman3000]

I call your bullshit. I'll brlieve it when I see it. But don't even respond to that until 10 am tomorrow. I have a physio psych test to study for.
sounds like ashbeeigh wants to take me out and date rape me.

[CuckingFunt]

Wonder what the charge would be for the date rape roll playing.

[ShoogarBear]

"Date rape roll"? Does that have anything to do with sushi?

[midgetonadonkey]

haha date rape

[jman3000]

I'm not as easy as I may seem.

[jman3000]

Wait... yeah... yeah I am.

[midgetonadonkey]

You aren't easy. Just desperate.

[CuckingFunt]

"Date rape roll"? Does that have anything to do with sushi?
It's kind of like a California Roll, but without the avocado.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

golden shower an asian and R Kelly speciality?

I knew that had burgers and a good chicken caeser salad, but I didn't see that side of the menu at EZ's.

[jman3000]

You aren't easy. Just desperate.
truer words have never been spoken.

[midgetonadonkey]

If that's the case you should hit up ashbeeigh. She is a cheap, all inclusive whore.

[jman3000]

I only like classy, upscale whores.

[jman3000]

Makes me look more important.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't blame you. I wouldn't pay $3 for ashbeeigh's services. Even if I would be able to burn her with my cig.

[jman3000]

I don't smoke... but I might be tempted to throw some firecrackers at her.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't blame you. I wouldn't pay $3 for ashbeeigh's services. Even if I would be able to burn her with my cig.

Fuck you. What makes you think I'm cheap?

[ashbeeigh]

sounds like ashbeeigh wants to take me out and date rape me.

Hardly. There's only one person in the whole world I've seen have three strikes in a row, there was no dating, or raping, or date raping involved.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you. What makes you think I'm cheap?

I just assumed you would have to be cheap to attract customers.

[jman3000]

If that fucker wasn't such a pussy they'd have already sang my praises. They were on the 7th, 8th, and 9th frames if memory serves me right... the game was close until I pulled those fuckers out.

[ashbeeigh]

I just assumed you would have to be cheap to attract customers.

Two words "escort service."

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you just admit that you are a prostitute?

[katyon6th]

Hi, what's going on in here?

[jman3000]

Hi, what's going on in here?
none of your business comes to mind.

[jman3000]

but really ... i love you.

[1369]

Did you just admit that you are a prostitute?

*midge starts diggin in his sofa cushions for $3 in change*

[jman3000]

I was born with a tail.

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like seeing a fat chick dance around in a thong.

[Mixability]

I feel like seeing a fat chick dance around in a thong.

Thongs should not be sold in sizes above medium.

[midgetonadonkey]

I beg to differ. Fat chicks look good in thongs.

[Mixability]

I beg to differ. Fat chicks look good in thongs.

but can you even SEE the thong?

[midgetonadonkey]

but can you even SEE the thong?

That's the beauty of it. It's like their naked, but they aren't.

[Mixability]

That's the beauty of it. It's like their naked, but they aren't.

ahhhhh, you've enlightened me.



but I still don't wouldn't like to see an example.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't think midge could handle a chick that wore a medium size thong.

[midgetonadonkey]

I handled you just fine.

[ShoogarBear]

I was born with a tail.So now we know where to go when we want to get some.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So now we know where to go when we want to get some.

I didn't realize "I Love ShaqBear" was meant to be taken literally.

http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/The_More_You_Know.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Balls deep.

[ShoogarBear]

"I Love ShaqBear"'s days are numbered . . . 50 to be precise.

[Mixability]

I handled you just fine.

To quote my messican heritage and our love for instigation:


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

To quote my messican heritage and our love for instigation:


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

For that, sir, you deserve a churro.

[Mixability]

For that, sir, you deserve a churro.

Orale.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn I love churros.

[1369]

Damn I love churros.


Midge now a member of the church of TlongII? (http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/sheep/navajochurro/index.htm)


Although secondary to the Merino, the Churra (later corrupted to "Churro" by American frontiersmen) was prized by the Spanish for its remarkable hardiness, adaptability and fecundity. The Churra was the very first breed of domesticated sheep in the New World. Its importation to New Spain by the Spanish dates back to the 16th century where it was used to feed and clothe the armies of the conquistadors and Spanish settlers.

[Silver21_Black20]

Que gatchos!

[midgetonadonkey]

Cheeps are good lays.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn I love churros.

"Lick it and pass it!"

[1369]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0375406778.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1124920686_.jpg

Latest book I just ordered.

[ashbeeigh]

vor dire is sneaky...sneaky sneaky for another team to use against you. dum dum dum.

[1369]

vor dire is sneaky...sneaky sneaky for another team to use against you. dum dum dum.

Now why would a pre-interview be sneaky?

[ashbeeigh]

Now why would a pre-interview be sneaky?

It catches the other team off gaurd and wastes time when the jury is already set. All in Mock Trial terms, not in real court terms.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

why is ash posting when she should be studying for her psychology drug class

[CuckingFunt]

** crickets chirping **

[ashbeeigh]

why is ash posting when she should be studying for her psychology drug class

Because that was last semester? Get my schedule straight fool.


















































I love you. And I'm reading for philosophy right now.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

philosophy of drugs?

[ashbeeigh]

philosophy of politics.

[midgetonadonkey]

LaMarcus Bryant is a god among men.

[Silver21_Black20]

Blah!!!

[Das Texan]

why am i awake?

[Silver21_Black20]

Exactly!

[Das Texan]

i am sleeping worth shit this week.

this is going to really start sucking tomorrow, as if it hasnt been sucking today.


and i still am awake!


fuck.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was in bed than started feeling restless.

I felt like I was going to go crazy if I continued to lay in bed.

[Das Texan]

i hate when that shit happens.

[Silver21_Black20]

No shit!

Even though I have my a/c on and a ceiling fan, I felt hot.

Fuck...I want to go back to bed.

[Das Texan]

then go back to bed.

[Silver21_Black20]

Where are the ladies of the night, Mel and CF?

[Silver21_Black20]

then go back to bed.

In a bit.

My body still feels a little restless.

btw...you live on the Southeast side of town?

[Das Texan]

btw...you live on the Southeast side of town?


yes.


when i'm in san antonio that is.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ah...cool.

Alright...I think I'm gonna head to bed.

Have a good one!

[atxrocker]

1:54 here in austin, still early

[Das Texan]

that is early for austin.

[Silver21_Black20]

that is early for austin.

When you are not in SA, where are you?

[CuckingFunt]

Where are the ladies of the night, Mel and CF?
Damn.

That's not going to help my case.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

As long as you're not wearing torn fishnet stockings, have more tracks on your arm than Southern Pacific and wear less make-up than Twisted Sister, you'll have nothing to worry about!
:tu

[CuckingFunt]

As long as you're not wearing torn fishnet stockings, have more tracks on your arm than Southern Pacific and wear less make-up than Twisted Sister, you'll have nothing to worry about!
:tu
I'd never wear torn fishnets. That's just plain tacky!

[MannyIsGod]

bitch bitch bitch, thats all you all do.

[Fillmoe]

*waits for bullshit-o-meter to come in here and post

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9DjQ4O3k8c

[CuckingFunt]

Vic "The Brick" Jacobs is my new hero.