Oh Shit!!! (5)

[ShoogarBear]

What, do we have a gay porn forum now?

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, when does the new thread start?

[Squid]

4000 posts

[ShoogarBear]

Shit, I thought it was 2000.

[Melmart1]

You gotta be fucking kidding me.
How so?

[Squid]

I'm so sleepy.

[Insomniac]

I'm so sleepy.

word

[Squid]

I'm listening to King Diamond's Abigail. This is the first time I've ever attempted to listen to a King Diamond album.

[Squid]

I've never heard so much high-pitched screaming in my life.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never heard so much high-pitched screaming in my life.
More than last night?

:eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

How so?mookie is a mod?

[Squid]

More than last night?

:eyebrows

Well maybe not more than last night.

I do scream a lot in bed don't I.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes you do. I'll have to remember my ear plugs next time.

[Melmart1]

mookie is a mod?
Do you ever frequent the college sports forum?

[ShoogarBear]

Only on occasion. I'm kinda surprised after what happened after the Rose Bowl.

[Squid]

I passed out before I could witness the gayness that mookie and CBF brought to the forum.

[Squid]

I'm actually glad I didn't get to see any of it.

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of gayness did they bring? Hard core action, or limp wristed flouncing?

[Squid]

From what I understand they posted a bunch of gay porn. I wasn't around so I'm not 100% sure about the accuracy of that statement.

I remember drinking heavily that night because of my hatred for the Longhorns. That and I'm an alcoholic.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Flesh & blood and splattered guts,
Dripping brains and radiation,
Everybody's mutilated,
Screaming missiles, burning babies!

This is just a bedtime story
To help you through the night,
'Cause when you wake up tomorrow morning
You're gonna have to fight!"



All hail the Dayglo Abortions!

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if gay porn is as funny as straight porn.

[Squid]

I wonder if gay porn is as funny as straight porn.

I never want to find out.

[Squid]

I thought I had been listening to the same song for the past 40 minutes but to my amazement I'm on the last song of the album.

[CuckingFunt]

This new show "Workout" is really bad, but one of the trainers is mighty cute.

[Melmart1]

I only have like 12 channels right now and half of them are public access until I get the rest of them turned on. One of those channels is Bravo, so I watch it a lot. You are right, the show is pretty bad. But I would do Zen. :)

[ShoogarBear]

I didn't actually see it either, but apparently it was a bunch of hardcore gay porn. Inclduing I think some with timvp's picture photoshopped.

They thought Texas was going to lose, so they spammed the board. It wasn't so much the spamming as it was quitting on the team.

[CuckingFunt]

Zen's cute, but I could do some dirty, dirty things to Erika.

[ShoogarBear]

Are you ladies actually partaking in the point of the show, or gawking and munching a bag of Fritos?

[Melmart1]

The point of the show is to ogle the trainers, no?

[Melmart1]

Erika is a bitch, I don't like her. I would do the other two chicks first including the one with pictures of her boyfriend's penis on her cell phone.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you ladies actually partaking in the point of the show, or gawking and munching a bag of Fritos?
I don't do gyms.

But, as a former dancer and a former swimmer, I don't do a tremendous amount of Frito munching, either.

[CuckingFunt]

The point of the show is to ogle the trainers, no?
Absolutely.

[CuckingFunt]

Erika is a bitch, I don't like her. I would do the other two chicks first including the one with pictures of her boyfriend's penis on her cell phone.
Erika is a bitch, but that is only an issue if I were actually dating her.

[ashbeeigh]

I refuse to watch workout. But perhaps, to see these "trainers" I will have to see the reruns.

[Melmart1]

Eh, I wouldn't do her, either. Frigid bitch outside of bed usually means bored stiff in bed. Stiff is only good if you are doing a man.

[Mr Dio]

Workout is pretty cool IMO.
Soooo much drama.
Jackie should've dumped that little poodle earlier.

[CuckingFunt]

Eh, I wouldn't do her, either. Frigid bitch outside of bed usually means bored stiff in bed. Stiff is only good if you are doing a man.
Good point.

Though I love a challenge.

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, her gf IS a poodle. Who wears too much makeup. I would do Jackie.

[CuckingFunt]

Workout is pretty cool IMO.
Soooo much drama.
Jackie should've dumped that little poodle earlier.
Mimi gives me the creeps.

[CuckingFunt]

Hahaha, her gf IS a poodle. Who wears too much makeup. I would do Jackie.
Jackie I don't like so much, but one of the girls that she went out on a date with was very yummy.

[Melmart1]

The one she made out with in the bathroom? Cus the first girl was too butch for me, and hte second one was a total airhead.

I think I would do that rich lady she trained. She isn't that pretty, but she strikes me as a freak who wanted to totally rub up on Jackie.

[CuckingFunt]

The one she made out with in the bathroom?
Yeah. The other two dates were ookie. And I just felt sorry for the girl who sang to her on national television.

[Melmart1]

The singing girl was the airhead, I think. I would have bitch slapped her than tried to pick someone up from the bar.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF is this a workout show or a soap opera?

[CuckingFunt]

The singing girl was the airhead, I think. I would have bitch slapped her than tried to pick someone up from the bar.
Don't know that I would have bitch slapped her, but I sincerely doubt I'd have made it through that song without erupting into fits of hysterical laughter. It was painful.

[Melmart1]

Both! With a whole lotta dykes, too. Bonus!

[CuckingFunt]

WTF is this a workout show or a soap opera?
It's a workout soap opera.

[Mr Dio]

Mimi gives me the creeps.


That's the whore's name!
Yeah, Mimi seemed like she always needed her ass kissed & that she did nothing to make anything work. She seemed like a good candidate for a lazy in bed award. Prissy chicks are like that, lazy...always wants everyone else to do all the work.
Fuck Mimi, "Here's a $50 gift cetificate, go to MegaPlexxx!"

[Mr Dio]

I think I would do that rich lady she trained. She isn't that pretty, but she strikes me as a freak who wanted to totally rub up on Jackie.


Really, I thought just the opp.
Body & Face in line & tight.
Freak, yeah I agree, she seemed like she was just itching to try J on for size. :lol

[Melmart1]

Really, I thought just the opp.
Body & Face in line & tight.
Freak, yeah I agree, she seemed like she was just itching to try J on for size. :lol
Well.. she wears a lot of makeup and I don't dig that, normally. But yeah, she was definitely doable and she wanted Jackie bigtime, and the feeling was mutual.

[CuckingFunt]

Wasn't she a married and supposedly straight chick? Not worth the drama.

[Mr Dio]

Wasn't she a married and supposedly straight chick? Not worth the drama.


They were BIG TIME millionaires.
I'm sure the hubby has his toys as well.

[CuckingFunt]

They were BIG TIME millionaires.
I'm sure the hubby has his toys as well.
Well, then, that would require that someone was willing to be just a toy.

[Mr Dio]

Well.. she wears a lot of makeup and I don't dig that, normally. But yeah, she was definitely doable and she wanted Jackie bigtime, and the feeling was mutual.


I hear ya, clown face is not a turn on.
Less is more.

[CuckingFunt]

A can't stand a bunch of make up. Not on myself or on other girls.

[Mr Dio]

Well, then, that would require that someone was willing to be just a toy.

I think J needs the emotional aspect as well, she'd have to have someone in LA & someone that makes her #1 & just a sometimes.
I think that lady's last name was Siegel-?????.

[CuckingFunt]

I think that lady's last name was Siegel-?????.
Siegel-Magness. That episode is on now.

[Mr Dio]

Siegel-Magness. That episode is on now.


I thought it was Siegel-Magness?

[Squid]

Ron Howard is a goofy looking fucker.

[Squid]

I'm going to start carrying my pack of smokes rolled up in my shirt sleeve.

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=tAq3hWBlalU&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//sjl-static9.sjl.youtube.com/vi/tAq3hWBlalU/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskKWQmMdfjiHCs74m6WqFvv2

[Squid]

and I wonder
where she will stay
my little runaway
my run run run run runaway

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck this shit.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

ive had a headache for 6 days straight and have been drunk for 2

man i feel good

[midgetonadonkey]

I think CBF has brain cancer.

[Party troll]

tell them cats they need to ease back and relax

[midgetonadonkey]

Beerfest is a fantastic movie. God bless bootlegged movies.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mango margaritas are :tu :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

:depressed

[atxrocker]

Margaritas are only good if they got a lot of everclear or other potent alcohol in them. But since SB is a chick, a flavored margarita is just that much more appealing.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you atxrocker.

Why don't you talk shit as I found nemo anymore you fucking douchebag.

[CuckingFunt]

:depressed
Why so glum, chum?

[CuckingFunt]

Margaritas are only good if they got a lot of everclear or other potent alcohol in them. But since SB is a chick, a flavored margarita is just that much more appealing.
Margaritas are good if they're not from one of those crappy margarita machines. I usually get them on the rocks if I go to a bar.

[atxrocker]

what the fuck are you talking about? and fuck you, you fucking pansy. i don't give a fuck what your impression of me is, i don't post here to please or impress anybody so you can go post as squid or uncle jesse or one of your other lame trolls for all i give a fuck.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why so glum, chum?

I don't want to discuss it.

[midgetonadonkey]

what the fuck are you talking about? and fuck you, you fucking pansy. i don't give a fuck what your impression of me is, i don't post here to please or impress anybody so you can go post as squid or uncle jesse or one of your other lame trolls for all i give a fuck.

I will post as all my lame trolls whether you give a fuck or not. I'm just wondering why you never admitted to being the lame ass I found nemo troll. You talk shit as a troll but not as your regular screen name. I think that's a pussy move.

What the fuck is a pansy? Is that 7 year old girl talk for pussy?

[Silver21_Black20]

Margaritas are good if they're not from one of those crappy margarita machines. I usually get them on the rocks if I go to a bar.

I had mine on the rocks and it was fan 'fuckin' tastic!!

[CuckingFunt]

A pansy is a little flower.

[CuckingFunt]

I had mine on the rocks and it was fan 'fuckin' tastic!!
I seldom even bother with blended margaritas anymore.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't even bother with the margarita mix and the ice. I down tequila straight.

[atxrocker]

I will post as all my lame trolls whether you give a fuck or not. I'm just wondering why you never admitted to being the lame ass I found nemo troll. You talk shit as a troll but not as your regular screen name. I think that's a pussy move.

What the fuck is a pansy? Is that 7 year old girl talk for pussy?


for all your supposed abilty to run your mouth, that's pretty goddamn weak. if i found nemo is lame, whats to be said about squid and uncle jesse trolls? hardly any position to talk crazy bullshit to anybody about their trolls. and i don't refrain from shit when i'm on my regular screen name, i usually just don't bother with fucking scrubs like you. and lmfao when I recently saw a pic of what you actually look like, you wouldn't have a goddamn thing to say if we met face to face.

[midgetonadonkey]

for all your supposed abilty to run your mouth, that's pretty goddamn weak. if i found nemo is lame, whats to be said about squid and uncle jesse trolls? hardly any position to talk crazy bullshit to anybody about their trolls. and i don't refrain from shit when i'm on my regular screen name, i usually just don't bother with fucking scrubs like you. and lmfao when I recently saw a pic of what you actually look like, you wouldn't have a goddamn thing to say if we met face to face.

I would say anything I say online to you face to face. What do you think you are too fucking pretty to talk shit to me or what? I would kick your fucking ass if we met face to face. You can't say shit about my uncle jesse troll because you made an uncle jesse troll months after I did. Squid was never supposed to be a fucking troll. If you read the posts it's just my other screen name. Sure I make a few inking and tentacle fucking jokes but all the other shit is just me.

And yeah I'm a fucking scrub. I will never deny that. I'm fucking happy to be scrubby. I will keep it scrubby until I fucking die.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a funny looking fat fuck. I don't give a shit about that. I walk around with torn shoes, cut off jeans as shorts and 8 year old t-shirts. I don't give a fuck.

[midgetonadonkey]

atxrocker probably sports a faux hawk, front tuck and plaid shorts.

A cock suckers uniform.

[atxrocker]

I would say anything I say online to you face to face. What do you think you are too fucking pretty to talk shit to me or what? I would kick your fucking ass if we met face to face. You can't say shit about my uncle jesse troll because you made an uncle jesse troll months after I did. Squid was never supposed to be a fucking troll. If you read the posts it's just my other screen name. Sure I make a few inking and tentacle fucking jokes but all the other shit is just me.

And yeah I'm a fucking scrub. I will never deny that. I'm fucking happy to be scrubby. I will keep it scrubby until I fucking die.

right. your scrubbiness is pretty impressive. fuck you and i would tell you that shit face to face, you fucking prick. you talk all this bullshit because its easy to be a dick over the net. and NO, you wouldn't say shit to my fucking face. i'd kill you. but, really i don't take internet message forums as seriously as you and could give less of a fuck what you got to say about me. just another nobody that tries to be somebody on boards like this.

oh, hold on...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/mavs057.jpg

:lol :lol you weren't kidding when you said you were a fat alcoholic.

[midgetonadonkey]

atxrocker sucks cock for free hair frost kits.

[Silver21_Black20]

Whoa...midgetonadonkey=Squid....No Fucking Way!!!

[atxrocker]

lmfao.. seriously, if that were me i would not go in public as often as possible

[CuckingFunt]

Whoa...midgetonadonkey=Squid....No Fucking Way!!!
I'm both flabberghasted AND turned on!

[midgetonadonkey]

right. your scrubbiness is pretty impressive. fuck you and i would tell you that shit face to face, you fucking prick. you talk all this bullshit because its easy to be a dick over the net. and NO, you wouldn't say shit to my fucking face. i'd kill you. but, really i don't take internet message forums as seriously as you and could give less of a fuck what you got to say about me. just another nobody that tries to be somebody on boards like this.

oh, hold on...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/mavs057.jpg

:lol :lol you weren't kidding when you said you were a fat alcoholic.

I wasn't kidding when I said I was a fat alcoholic. I am. I don't give a fuck. That's who I am. You wouldn't say shit to my face because you would be too busy with a fucking cock in your mouth to say anything at all.

[atxrocker]

I wasn't kidding when I said I was a fat alcoholic. I am. I don't give a fuck. That's who I am. You wouldn't say shit to my face because you would be too busy with a fucking cock in your mouth to say anything at all.


pretty original, offensive stuff you got me with there :rolleyes

dig deeper and try again, or is this the revealing of your lameness on this board?

[atxrocker]

squid is the lamest troll ever, with 2 whole supporters.

[midgetonadonkey]

pretty original, offensive stuff you got me with there :rolleyes

dig deeper and try again, or is this the revealing of your lameness on this board?

This isn't revealing shit. Everyone here knows exactly who I am and what I look like. Do you honestly think posting my pic is going to embarrass me in any way? That is fucking stupid. Post your fucking pic so we can see how stretched out your mouth is.

[midgetonadonkey]

squid is the lamest troll ever, with 2 whole supporters.

That really hurts me. You really know how to touch a nerve.

[midgetonadonkey]

look dude, i don't want shit with you. honestly i find you really attractive and i wish i could suck you off every night of the week. i just don't know how to come on to a guy online. i'm used to hitting on guys at the gay bar i go to all the time. i'm sorry for my lame ass trolls and i really hope i can meet you some time to suck your cock.

I just got this PM.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just got this PM.

Well, New Braunfels would be a good meeting point...roughly halfway for you two.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, New Braunfels would be a good meeting point...roughly halfway for you two.

fuck you Mr. Blaze. :lol

[atxrocker]

I just got this PM.


yeah... you sure did :rolleyes

could your lameless get any less cheesy? midgetondoney, you're on a roll tonight. what a loser you are. and again, i'll emphasize how offened I have been by your harsh smack :rolleyes

[Cupid]

I see I'm needed in here.

[Melmart1]

I have always felt like you shouldnt make fun of what people look like unless you are willing to be made fun of yourself. Midge doesn't give a fuck and makes fun of everyone, himself included, with the pics for everyone else to make fun of him. I think that if you had midge's pic on a dart board he would throw darts at it with you. Can the same be said of AtxRocker?

[Don King]

We got atxrocker, we got that fat shit who's a squid. Who you want to put your money on? PM me to place a bet. This could be the fight of a century!

[LuvBones]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

[ashbeeigh]

damn. I'm glad I went to bed early last night, I wasn't the one getting ripped a new one. But it would have been fun to watch. When's it going to rain?

[atxrocker]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/mavs057.jpg

- squid

[atxrocker]

my best troll is a fucking squid whos post count comes from online flirting with online lesbians (bisexuals)-- midgetonadonkey

[atxrocker]

I have always felt like you shouldnt make fun of what people look like unless you are willing to be made fun of yourself. Midge doesn't give a fuck and makes fun of everyone, himself included, with the pics for everyone else to make fun of him. I think that if you had midge's pic on a dart board he would throw darts at it with you. Can the same be said of AtxRocker?


funny how quickly you come to midgetonadicks defense when in the nba forum thread you say something along the lines of "the oh shit crew doesn't back eachother, we have that don't give a fuck attitude" :rolleyes guess that only applies to your #1 fan who couldn't hire a prostitute to fuck him.

[atxrocker]

I would kick your fucking ass if we met face to face.


I had to re-read that sober. Its humor wasn't truly appreciated when I was drunk. :lol :lol

[Melmart1]

funny how quickly you come to midgetonadicks defense when in the nba forum thread you say something along the lines of "the oh shit crew doesn't back eachother, we have that don't give a fuck attitude" :rolleyes guess that only applies to your #1 fan who couldn't hire a prostitute to fuck him.
I didnt come to his defense, I was simply stating that it is easy for you to make fun of someone's looks when you yourself have not made it possible for anyone to make fun of your looks.

[atxrocker]

I didnt come to his defense, I was simply stating that it is easy for you to make fun of someone's looks when you yourself have not made it possible for anyone to make fun of your looks.


unfortunately, i wasn't at that gtg and have had no reason to post a pic of myself on these here boards. if midgetonadick is fine with his inbred type looks and prides himself on being a fat fuck loser, then more power to him. but fuck me if i'm gonna take bullshit spewing from the mouth of such a douche like him. but i assure you, i don't have a face only a mother could love and i'm not 60 pounds over my ideal weight either.

and lets not forget who started bullshit with who, it wasn't me that provoked shit. i could give less of a fuck what that prick has to say about me, so he has to try harder if he thinks hes gonna offend me.

[ashbeeigh]

i could give less of a fuck what that prick has to say about me, so he has to try harder if he thinks hes gonna offend me.

Then why don't you just drop it?

[atxrocker]

oh and melmart- must be nice having mod friends like you to help get info on peoples alter screennames. makes it much easier than not having the advantage of inside info and having to guess who is who. guess next time i'll be sure to make good with all of you so i can act like i knew who was who all along.

[atxrocker]

Then why don't you just drop it?


because its bullshit that everybody kisses his ass when he is nothing but a fucking douche. fuck that.

[ashbeeigh]

because its bullshit that everybody kisses his ass when he is nothing but a fucking douche. fuck that.

You, yourself, are never going to change his attitude. He is very confident in himself. And it's the internet. Don't get your panties in a bunch over the goddamn internet. Geezus. IF you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

[ashbeeigh]

man, I love being v-broke. It's even better then being really broke.

[Melmart1]

oh and melmart- must be nice having mod friends like you to help get info on peoples alter screennames. makes it much easier than not having the advantage of inside info and having to guess who is who. guess next time i'll be sure to make good with all of you so i can act like i knew who was who all along.
Gimme a break! I could prolly name half your trolls w/o looking it up. Wanna know why? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CAPITALIZE YOUR DUMB ASS TROLL NAMES!!!

female sports fan
oh shit!!!
i found nemo
etc
etc...

The REAL trolls who are actually funny? They usually all capitalize names, you don't. That was a dead giveaway to me, not to mention the fact that anytime your trolls are online, so are you. A real troll who knows what they are doing wouldn't be as obvious as you. So go fuck yourself. I don't need to tell anyone anything, you are doing a fine job all on your own.

[atxrocker]

Gimme a break! I could prolly name half your trolls w/o looking it up. Wanna know why? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CAPITALIZE YOUR DUMB ASS TROLL NAMES!!!

female sports fan
oh shit!!!
i found nemo
etc
etc...

The REAL trolls who are actually funny? They usually all capitalize names, you don't. That was a dead giveaway to me, not to mention the fact that anytime your trolls are online, so are you. A real troll who knows what they are doing wouldn't be as obvious as you. So go fuck yourself. I don't need to tell anyone anything, you are doing a fine job all on your own.

that post is so full of bullshit, i expected a bit better from someone with so much spurstalk experience. firstly, i didn't know the point of being a troll was to always use correct grammar and punctuation. i don't know if you've been to busy with your lesbian fantasies to realize either, but no, when i'm under another screenname i very rarely have atxrocker on at the same time or even hours between. so abuse your mod powers to tell all your buddies shit all you want, i could give less of a fuck. just don't give bogus fucking excuses. and as for not having any funny trolls, some are wack but i have gotten more than my fair share of laughs. and i could care less what you think of them anyways, you can go eat dog shit. but maybe next time i'll create a sex crazed lesbian troll and then we can get along just fine.

weird this whole between me and you started because you can't stand when someone has beef with a fellow oh shit crew member, ironically just the scenario you said wouldn't happen.

[atxrocker]

IF you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.


can't stand the heat? did i miss something or was i more offended that i had to respond to this post than to anything that piece of shit midge has to spew from his shithole.

[Melmart1]

. so abuse your mod powers to tell all your buddies shit all you want, i could give less of a fuck. .
If you could give less of a fuck, why have you devoted so much time to pointing this out?

And I don't care if you believe me or not about me looking up your IP. Your trolls are mostly lame and are fairly obvious, especially the ones without capitalization. I don't know all your trolls because I don't care to click my mouse the four or five times it would take to bother to find out.

You wanna talk about Spurstalk experience? Anyone who has any would be able to tell your trolls from others. Why? Because before you and the rest of the (mostly) lame Kings fans trolls showed up, the Trolls were actually funny.

[Melmart1]

Oh and this beef between you and me didn't start because you attacked Midge. He is an adult and can take care of himself, he doesn't need some "sex-crazed lesbian" to defend him. It would have started no matter who you attacked. It started because you are making fun of someone's appearance when you yourself are too chicken shit to post a pic so we can make fun of you. That is lame as hell and very suspect.

[LuvBones]

This fight is worthless w/o pics.

[TheSanityAnnex]

funny how quickly you come to midgetonadicks defense when in the nba forum thread you say something along the lines of "the oh shit crew doesn't back eachother, we have that don't give a fuck attitude" :rolleyes :lmao

[Don King]

This fight is worthless w/o pics.

You damn right it is. How we know atx isn't a puny little shit who's like 5'2"?

This is a great damn country.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Because before you and the rest of the (mostly) lame Kings fans trolls showed up, the Trolls were actually funny.Bullshit. The funny trolls left when GMo pulled a bitch move. And honestly, I've read through tons of troll forum archives here and it was never that much different.

[Fillmoe]

im the best troll around... if any of you "oh shit" homo ass bitches have anything to say yall can suck my dick!!!!!!!!! that applies to everyone you fucking beezys!

[Rude Bwoy]

who gwon test my rass filly? the bwoy dont play games yaman! he'll have ye niggas on yall back viewing cathedral ceilings

[katyon6th]

atxrocker seems to be able to hold his own. Impressive.

Anyway, it's a little too hostile in here for me. Bye.

[atxrocker]

atxrocker seems to be able to hold his own. Impressive.

Anyway, it's a little too hostile in here for me. Bye.


sorry for the hostility, katy. I know your presence is always welcome here so I will try to be more pleasant for your sake. :angel

[atxrocker]

enter generic "I like katys teeth" comment here, forget who usually posts it but since they do appear to be some nice choppers, I will pay the compliment.

[katyon6th]

LMBCBF really likes my teeth.

[TheTruth]

midge owned some fool last night. fucking aye i miss the quattros.

[katyon6th]

You also missed an Atl appearance. That fucking asshole.

[atxrocker]

midge owned some fool last night. fucking aye i miss the quattros.


did he? musta missed that part. link please?

[Fillmoe]

i got 10 dollars on atxrocker ending someones e-career.......

[jman3000]

not 1

[jman3000]

not 2

[jman3000]

3? guess again.

[jman3000]

4 mother fuckers!

[jman3000]

i fucking came to do a video test online.. but i forgot my fucking headphones, so i had to watch the video with no sound and make semi educated guesses about what the hell was going on ... 70 ... not bad.

[jman3000]

if i could post these pictures from my phone i would... shit gawd damn.

[jman3000]

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[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

[jman3000]

shhhhh ... they mustn't know.

[Don King]

i got 10 dollars on atxrocker ending someones e-career.......

I'll take you up on that, but I'm getting 98% of all profits. No questions asked.

[Fillmoe]

I'll take you up on that, but I'm getting 98% of all profits. No questions asked.


you will get 98% of nothing faggot ass nigga!

[Don King]

you will get 98% of nothing faggot ass nigga!

Cut the hostility, Fillmoe. You're betting against Midge, the fat fuck who talks the best shit this side of Manilla. Not too many people can be a Squid and still pull hoes like he.

[jman3000]

I was helping my dad move into his new house out by la vernia... and when i picked up one of the dressers the drawer slipped out and i saw a container of KY liquid... i quickly destroyed it from my memory.. until just now when i remembered it and felt sad.

[Silver21_Black20]

jman digs chicks with mullets.

[jman3000]

Sandra ... what happens when you go Mac?

[jman3000]

jman digs chicks with mullets.
You like checking out horse penis ... literally.

[mookie2001]

so yall finally figured out cbf is lamarcus bryant?, i just finally put that puzzle together last week...

[jman3000]

does he not post under cbf because he's ashamed of his post count?

[mookie2001]

no hes saving it for when texas chodebloads ohio st.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra ... what happens when you go Mac?

Uh ... you never go back.

[jman3000]

no hes saving it for when texas chodebloads ohio st.

so it's kinda like not having sex for a really long time to build up your stuff... interesting.

[jman3000]

Uh ... you never go back.
that is wrong ... sorry.

[Silver21_Black20]

that is wrong ... sorry.

Eh...I'd stick with my hp.

[mookie2001]

yeah cbf has changed, not as much as manny though...

[NASpurs]

HOLY SHIT!

I think my toy poodle just impregnated my Rottweiller somehow. Her teats (?) are big and she's producing milk. This isn't good at all

I wonder what kind of ugly mix is going to come out of this.:lmao

[NASpurs]

I didn't know there was such a thing as false pregnancy.

http://www.thepetcenter.com/gen/fap.html

I really hope that's what it is. I don't think our toy poodle can stick his weiner into something that's 10 times bigger than he is.

[Das Texan]

DAmn.

My shoulders hurt. Fucking sun this weekend.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck this. I have class at 10:30 until 11:45, a lab at 1. For lab I have to have like 6 articles to read that are in the library...that is closed today. And of course everyone will run to the library during lunch to read the articles. Damn those procrastinators. I guess I'll just get up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow to read them. :rolleyes

[Fillmoe]

fuck this. I have class at 10:30 until 11:45, a lab at 1. For lab I have to have like 6 articles to read that are in the library...that is closed today. And of course everyone will run to the library during lunch to read the articles. Damn those procrastinators. I guess I'll just get up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow to read them. :rolleyes


or you could just drop out because you're going to amount to a nobody anyways......

[ashbeeigh]

or you could just drop out because you're going to amount to a nobody anyways......

After that comment you won't be sitting next to me during the Spurs/Kings game in my lower level season ticket seats after I get my PhD in Cognitive Neuroscience.































Or I have too many loans to drop out now.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm back bitches.

[midgetonadonkey]

Which is a better flick, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure or Pee's Big Adventure?

[katyon6th]

I was worried atxrocker scared you off, Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha nobody will ever scare me off.

I will be posting until the forum's demise.

[midgetonadonkey]

The atx shit is beyond me now.

[ShoogarBear]

You don't have much longer, then.

[katyon6th]

Pee Wee scared me before he dangled his penis around but I'd have to go with Pee Wee > Bill & Ted

[midgetonadonkey]

San Dimas High School Football Rules!

[midgetonadonkey]

Pee Wee is coming out with a new movie. I heard that somewhere.

[katyon6th]

Football fucking rules. I love it.

[midgetonadonkey]

You just love the dudes in tight pants.

[katyon6th]

It's fucking raining outside. Should I start a thread about it?

Seriously, should I?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think you should.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where are you?!?!

[ashbeeigh]

That atx fucktard wouldn't scare me off. He sucks more piss then you guys can imagine.

[ashbeeigh]

I was going to say, suck piss? Wait, suck it through a straw or something. I'm more lame then usual. Damnit. Why hasn't it started to rain in Seguin yet? Where is Katy's thread? I love "It's Raining!" threads.

[CuckingFunt]

Which is a better flick, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure or Pee's Big Adventure?
Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

[e-thug]

after i am done with this super sized number 7 from mcdonalds, the three large pepperoni pizzas from yesterday and the four 2 liter diet cokes, i am going to beat someones fucking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey, e-thug

I feel lame shit talking coming...

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice avatar and sig e-thug.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like e-thug. He is funny.

[Melmart1]

Midge, say something stupid so I can come to your rescue and abuse my mod powers to further extend atxrocker's persecution complex.

[midgetonadonkey]

Isn't eveything I say stupid?

[midgetonadonkey]

I noticed two Kori Ellis's online. Is the plural of Kori Ellis, Kori Elli?

[Melmart1]

:lol That goes without saying. Actually, I think you make more sense when you post drunk or stoned.

[Melmart1]

:lol That goes without saying. Actually, I think you make more sense when you post drunk or stoned.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm feeling irie. No need for shit talking tonight.

[Melmart1]

speaking of two.. why did my last post go through twice?

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol That goes without saying. Actually, I think you make more sense when you post drunk or stoned.

I'm a six pack of pints deep but far from drunk. I just don't feel like wasting time on that piece of shit. He is beneath me and doesn't even deserve my replies.

[midgetonadonkey]

The thread he dedicated to me in the troll forum is weak. If you are going to come at me you better bring it hard.

[Melmart1]

I was kidding anyways. I am through with that fight. And according to Mookie I need to learn to pick my battles.

Only a six-pack? You dissapoint.

[CuckingFunt]

speaking of two.. why did my last post go through twice?
Diesel Dyke Double-post.

A very rare occurance, and one that still stumps the internetologists.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well I finished the six pack and I'm on my first 24oz Mickeys. I have one more left before I crash out.

If everybody hasn't noticed I fell off the fucking wagon long ago and it is so far gone there is no catching up to it.

[Melmart1]

I thought you only fell off the pot-smoking wagon. I didnt realize you started drinking, too.

[midgetonadonkey]

The midge is a borderline alcoholic again.

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought you only fell off the pot-smoking wagon. I didnt realize you started drinking, too.

Falling off of one wagon leads to falling off of another....

I'm a fucking mess. That is fo sho.

[midgetonadonkey]

My life has been so fucked up the past 3 or 4 months I couldn't help but start drinking.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can get in specifics if you like.

[Melmart1]

You can PM me the specifics. No need to share them here. I had a couple of drinks tonight but not enough to matter. I just paid rent so I am too broke to get drunk. Maybe after payday on Friday.

[Melmart1]

If your name wasn't in green, I might have actually fell for that :lol

[ShoogarBear]

"I might have actually fell". Nice. Do Incarnate Word proud.

[ashbeeigh]

That Kori Ellis_ is lamer than atx or whatever you call him. Geezus. Why hasn't it rained in Seguin yet? I brought my rain boots for a god damn reason.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of Incarnate Word, Shoog. I was talking to a friend I graduated with and told her that you knew a teacher who used to be there. Was her new last name Kautz? I had an English teacher by that name one year and she was the only one who kinda fit the description you told me about.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear Incarnate Word is full of fat chicks. Is this true?

[Melmart1]

Not when I was there. There were actually a lot of anorexic girls.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm thinking of chicks from Our Lady of the Lake.

[ashbeeigh]

Doesn't IWU have a crapload of International Students? We have like three and its a big deal.

[CuckingFunt]

Doesn't IWU have a crapload of International Students? We have like three and its a big deal.
Not one bit of that is a big deal.

[Melmart1]

He meant Incarnate Word HIGH SCHOOL. I have no clue about UIW. They could all be fat for all I know.

[CuckingFunt]

Aren't high schools, in general, filled with a bunch of anorexic girls? Mine was.

[midgetonadonkey]

Aren't high schools, in general, filled with a bunch of anorexic girls? Mine was.

Mine was full of chubby sluts.

God bless my high school. If it wasn't for chubby sluts, I would be a virgin.

[ashbeeigh]

Not one bit of that is a big deal.

Not everything I say is a big deal. It was just meant to be a conversation.


He meant Incarnate Word HIGH SCHOOL. I have no clue about UIW. They could all be fat for all I know.

So sorry, I'm out of it. I should go to bed. (In which all of your responses would most likely be, yes go to hell while you're at it, right?)

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes I feel like I have nothing left.

[Melmart1]

Did you run out of beer, Midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

Not yet. One left.

[Melmart1]

Aren't high schools, in general, filled with a bunch of anorexic girls? Mine was.
Well, in the case of IWHS where I went... One never knows if they are anorexic, or simply had lipo.

[CuckingFunt]

Sometimes I feel like I have nothing left.
Me too.

I've GOT to go shopping tomorrow.

[midgetonadonkey]

Today I'm deep thought midge. Random nonsense midge is asleep right now.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, in the case of IWHS where I went... One never knows if they are anorexic, or simply had lipo.
Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

[Melmart1]

I have tequila but I am not in the mood for Pepe Lopez. You gotta be really desperate to drink that crap.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure someone is going to come in here busting my balls about not being myself tonight but it's cool. As long as it's funny I don't mind. So have at it.

[Melmart1]

Today I'm deep thought midge. Random nonsense midge is asleep right now.
Something tells me your deep thoughts are more interesting than Jack Handey's.

[Melmart1]

I am a dyke, remember? I don't bust balls. So it won't be me.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sure someone is going to come in here busting my balls about not being myself tonight but it's cool. As long as it's funny I don't mind. So have at it.
No ball busting here.

[Jekka]

I have tequila but I am not in the mood for Pepe Lopez. You gotta be really desperate to drink that crap.
I've got a bunch of wine around here, but I have work in the morning ... so that's probably not a good idea. Sucks.

No ball-busting, midge - I'll leave that to all the guys on the site that are jealous of your popularity.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm all out of alcohol in my house, but I mooched some Ketel One earlier tonight.

[Melmart1]

I have never gotten into wine. I am more of a beer girl. Working in the morning sucks. Mornings suck, period.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wine tastes like shit.

[CuckingFunt]

Mornings suck, period.
I hate mornings. And, I think they pretty much hate me, too.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't even like grape Kool-Aid

[Melmart1]

I need a drink. I have man troubles. Yes, the dyke has man troubles. Blah!

Also, my roommate must be deaf. He has the TV in his room on incredibly loud. He also thought my pecan pie scented candle I had burning in the kitchen today was blueberries. Deaf and no sense of smell.

[CuckingFunt]

I need a drink. I have man troubles. Yes, the dyke has man troubles. Blah! I hate man troubles.

But, woman troubles may be even worse. We're a kooky lot.

[Melmart1]

Women are more trouble. That's why you date men, and have sex with both. :)

[Melmart1]

Oh, and my client who was supposed to pay me today- paid me by e-check. Meaning that I have to wait till Thursday or Friday for the check to clear. Bastards!

[Melmart1]

Oh, and my client who was supposed to pay me today- paid me by e-check. Meaning that I have to wait till Thursday or Friday for the check to clear. Bastards!
That's what you get for working with Canadians. Canucks will screw you everytime!

[Jekka]

I hate mornings. And, I think they pretty much hate me, too.
Ditto. I'm sure that when I'm ancient and retired, though, and have nowhere to be in the mornings, I'll wake up early on my own :rolleyes

Women are insane - I'm glad I'm mostly straight as I don't think I could handle a long-term relationship with a woman.

[Melmart1]

"MOSTLY" straight? So does this mean I have a chance? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Women are more trouble. That's why you date men, and have sex with both. :)
I'm too relationship oriented, it seems. I haven't had sex with anyone, male or female, without it turning into a relationship since I was a wild child in college.

[Subliminal Disser]

Ditto. I'm sure that when I'm ancient and retired, though, and have nowhere to be in the mornings, I'll wake up early on my own :rolleyes

Women are insane - I'm glad I'm mostly straight as I don't think I could handle a long-term relationship with a woman.


Nice subliminal! Hopefully when I retire I could handover the job to you.

[Jekka]

I'm down for some dirty PMs :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Women are insane - I'm glad I'm mostly straight as I don't think I could handle a long-term relationship with a woman.
I've just come to the conclusion that all people, regardless of gender, have an equal chance of being completely fucking insane.

[Jekka]

I've just come to the conclusion that all people, regardless of gender, have an equal chance of being completely fucking insane.
This is true, but I think women hold the bigger wild card with all the hormones. A woman can be sane one day, get a rush of estrogen from her cycle, and be nuts the next day. Men are a little more consistant.

[CuckingFunt]

This is true, but I think women hold the bigger wild card with all the hormones. A woman can be sane one day, get a rush of estrogen from her cycle, and be nuts the next day. Men are a little more consistant.
Well, that's true.

The single most insane person I've ever had to deal with in my life was a man, but he was pretty consistent in his craziness.

[Melmart1]

They say that if women live together long enough, their cycles align. This is why lesbian relationships fail- they are both PMSing and on their period at the exact same time. No way that works.

[Melmart1]

Midge, my bitch! Where did you run off to?

[midgetonadonkey]

Bababouy!!

[CuckingFunt]

They say that if women live together long enough, their cycles align. This is why lesbian relationships fail- they are both PMSing and on their period at the exact same time. No way that works. I lived with a girl for six years and that was never an issue.

In fact, our relationship was just perfect...

right up until the day she showed up with a U-Haul, packed her stuff and fell off the map completely.



Yeah. She was a little nutty.