Oh Shit!!! (5)

[CuckingFunt]

God damn, why did I have to quote it?

[Squid]

Pennywise has been known to scare the shit out of my other lady Top-Cherry. But she is never around anymore.

[Melmart1]

That clown doesn't scare me. But clowns that look like that one in "Poltergeist" used to scare the crap out of me. Of course, I was but a wee little girl at the time.

[CuckingFunt]

Every single fucking nightmare I've had since childhood has had either a clown, a big fucking spider, or both. Every one.

[Squid]

I usually dream about babies getting eaten by fire ants.

[Squid]

su-sussudio

[CuckingFunt]

"Sussudio" is a far less interesting song when not being reviewed by a homocidal maniac who is actively fucking two prostitutes.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Every single fucking nightmare I've had since childhood has had either a clown, a big fucking spider, or both. Every one.

don't forget, in "It" the clown actually turns into a spider in the end

[CuckingFunt]

don't forget, in "It" the clown actually turns into a spider in the end
Yeah. I know.

Not exactly one of my favorite moments.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

"Sussudio" is a far less interesting song when not being reviewed by a homocidal maniac who is actively fucking two prostitutes.


Are you shitting me, that is one of the greatest cinematic moments of all time....
I used to rewind and fast forward that part over and over again

[CuckingFunt]

Are you shitting me, that is one of the greatest cinematic moments of all time....
I used to rewind and fast forward that part over and over again
I agree. I finally just replaced my stolen American Psycho DVD and watched it about two days ago.

[Squid]

I've never seen that flick. I think I might have to.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never seen that flick. I think I might have to.
Something tells me you'd like it.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

i was on acid the first time i saw it, and after that morning routine scene where he peels off his organic face mask, i thought the whole premise was that his face wasn't real

to this day christian bale's face looks fake to me in that entire movie

[LaMarcus Bryant]

?!?!? squid, twist a fatty and watch it
or better yet, just read the book, the book was pretty fucking tight

Bale pulls off the character brilliantly

[LaMarcus Bryant]

My favorite monologue in the movie is:

Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halderstam. It seems a logical faux paus because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do. He even has a pension for Valentino Suits and Oliver People's glasses. We even go to the same barber--although I have a slightly better haircut.

[CuckingFunt]

to this day christian bale's face looks fake to me in that entire movie
His face looks pretty fake in the movie even without being on acid. I think it's intentional.

[Squid]

This is for CBF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WPKJmCyY8M

[LaMarcus Bryant]

back in the original days of the quattro, pimpo mookie and i always posted random american psycho quotes

[Squid]

?!?!? squid, twist a fatty and watch it
or better yet, just read the book, the book was pretty fucking tight

Bale pulls off the character brilliantly

I was looking for it here but someone ripped it off before I could.

[Squid]

back in the original days of the quattro, pimpo mookie and i always posted random american psycho quotes

Didn't mookie post like the whole first chapter or some shit like that.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

This is for CBF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WPKJmCyY8M


sweet
lol they always had such a crazy tribal primitive sound

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Didn't mookie post like the whole first chapter or some shit like that.


no he posted the first few pages of pimpo's thesis

[ashbeeigh]

I love drinking on Thursdays...even if two shots gets me wasted. just fyi everyone.

[CuckingFunt]

I've still never read the book. It's on a ridiculously long list of books that I keep convincing myself I don't have the time to read.

[CuckingFunt]

I love drinking on Thursdays...even if two shots gets me wasted. just fyi everyone.
Two shots gets you wasted?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

lol, thats it, i gotta go whip out the 'ole Axe and piss off the neighbors

i've been playing alot of Gwar lately

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I've still never read the book. It's on a ridiculously long list of books that I keep convincing myself I don't have the time to read.


I borrowed "Notes from Underground" by dostoyevsky from elpimpo, and want to read that twice, then read American Psycho again. I think AP is pretty much a modern day NfU

[ashbeeigh]

Two shots gets you wasted?
Okay, not wasted, but buzzed and not walking in a straight line.

[Squid]

I have an unhealthy obsession with youtube.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to start reading again. I used to go through a couple books each week, then I just stopped. Life got too busy and stressful and hectic, and I can't seem to concentrate on one thing long enough to get through a book anymore. Every now and then I'll pick up a novel and read it cover to cover, but nowhere near often enough.

[CuckingFunt]

Okay, not wasted, but buzzed and not walking in a straight line.
That's still not very much.

Maybe I just have an unusually high tolerance.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

most girls have low tolerances

[CuckingFunt]

most girls have low tolerances
I know. :eyebrows :devil

[AmericanPsycho]

I agree. I finally just replaced my stolen American Psycho DVD and watched it about two days ago.

:tu

[Squid]

It's funny. Horry is having a game blog all by himself. I think I might go fuck with him.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I am currently in love with the song "Rose" by A Perfect Circle. It's so good.

[Squid]

Sorry kid but this is a Cowboys-Vikings discussion only. Move along.

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Every single fucking nightmare I've had since childhood has had either a clown, a big fucking spider, or both. Every one.Oh, man. Don't look at my next post.

[ShoogarBear]

The Clown Spider


http://www.richard-seaman.com/Wallpaper/Nature/Spiders/ClownSpiderMopsusMormon.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, man. Don't look at my next post.
Damn my insatiable nosiness.

[Squid]

That was fun.

[Melmart1]

Squid goes hard in the Cowboys-Vikings 'discussion'

[Squid]

Dammit where's that picture of Nathaniel when I need it.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Don't

Disturb

The beast

The temperamental goat

the snail

While he's feeding on the rose, stay... frozen. Compromise what I will, I am.

Bend around the wind silently blown about again

I'm treading so soft... and... lightly compromising my will, I am.





I am! I will! so no longer will I lay down, play dead, play your doe in the headlights, locked down and terrified, your deer in the headlights, shot down and horrified.

When push comes to pull, comes to shove, comes to step around this self destructive dance that never would've ended til I rose, I roared aloud, here I will, I am...

I am!

I will!

So no longer will I lay down, play dead, play your beat down, gun shy martyr, pitiful, I rose, I roared, I will, I am.






Then it ends with a sweet violin. Very nice.

[Squid]

I wish Top-Cherry would sing happy songs like Susudio.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Happy songs make me sick.


I'm watching Grey's Anatomy and it's very sad. That girl Izzy looks like a girl I have for a class. I was gonna tell her yesterday while we conducted an experiment on each other. She told me she was engaged. How nice.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Happy songs make me sick.


hahaha

[Melmart1]

I was gonna tell her yesterday while we conducted an experiment on each other.
Girl-on-Girl experimentation? I highly approve. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

That girl Izzy looks like a girl I have for a class. I was gonna tell her yesterday while we conducted an experiment on each other.
Wait... in one of your classes you have a girl and conduct experiments on each other? They didn't offer that class when I was in college.


I had to do it as an independant studies elective instead.

[TOP-CHERRY]

"Please don't die."

"I'll do my best."

Aww.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Wait... in one of your classes you have a girl and conduct experiments on each other? They didn't offer that class when I was in college.


I had to do it as an independant studies elective instead.
Yeah, and we were given a private room, too. It was fun.

[Squid]

Yeah, and we were given a private room, too. It was fun.

Can I watch the next one?

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, and we were given a private room, too. It was fun.
That sounds like the single greatest class in the history of the universe.




Well, unless you end up with a beast of a lab partner. That would suck.

[Squid]

That sounds like the single greatest class in the history of the universe.




Well, unless you end up with a beast of a lab partner. That would suck.

Do you like butch chicks like Mel or girly lesbians?

[CuckingFunt]

Do you like butch chicks like Mel or girly lesbians?
Is that meant to imply that Mel likes butch chicks, or that Mel is a butch chick? Either way, I seem to recall a few statements to the contrary.

As for me, I like the girly girls.

[Squid]

Mel is a girly chick but I like calling her butch.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Grey slept with George and she told Dr. Shepherd. gasp!

[TOP-CHERRY]

hahahahahah she trapped him in the elevator and made him listen. hahahahahahahaha. I wanna do that.

[Squid]

You can trap me in an elevator anytime. :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

hahahahahah she trapped him in the elevator and made him listen. hahahahahahahaha. I wanna do that.
Made him listen to her fuck someone else? That is a very good revenge tactic.

But horribly unsafe in a hospital. Violates several emergency protocols, I imagine.

[Squid]

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring

[Squid]

I don't care what anyone says. Lita Ford was fucking hot.

[CuckingFunt]

Lita does nothing for me.

[Squid]

http://www.guitaristka.ru/zapad/lita-01.jpg

[Squid]

It's the guitar that does it for me. I love metal chicks.

[katyon6th]

Elevators are good for fucking.

[CuckingFunt]

Put a bag over her head...


Nope. Still too cheesy.

[CuckingFunt]

Elevators are good for fucking.
Better than dressing rooms?

[Squid]

I like library study rooms myself.

[CuckingFunt]

I like library study rooms myself.
I've never done that, but empty classrooms are good.

[Squid]

You know what I like. I know I like dancing with you.

[Silver21_Black20]

"Throw your hands in the ai-ya if yous a true playa..."

[katyon6th]

Better than dressing rooms?

There's a better chance of getting caught in a dressing room ... hmmm ... tough one.

[CuckingFunt]

There's a better chance of getting caught in a dressing room ... hmmm ... tough one.
I like to avoid actually getting caught, but it is fun to raise a few eyebrows.

[Squid]

I got caught by my mom once when I was in high school.

[CuckingFunt]

I got caught by my mom once when I was in high school.
I had several narrow escapes when I was in high school, but managed to avoid getting caught. I remember one time hearing my mom's key in the lock as I was putting the screen back on my window.

THAT is fear.

[Mr Dio]

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring


Don't tell me YOU love me!!!!

[Mr Dio]

most girls have low tolerances


It's OK but much funner when they know what is going on & say "%#*& like you OWN it!, uh Huh, You like that?!?!, etc......."

[Mr Dio]

LaMB!!!

[CuckingFunt]

It's OK but much funner when they know what is going on & say "%#*& like you OWN it!, uh Huh, You like that?!?!, etc......." Or hear it muffled through a gag.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh...how I've missed Mr Dio.

[Squid]

Oh...how I've missed Mr Dio.

Me too. He is dreamy.

[Mr Dio]

Oh...how I've missed Mr Dio.


Don't even do that!
You'll have to deal with anything that arises!

And K with that mouth of a sailor!
I really am liking this place more n more!

[Mr Dio]

Me too. He is dreamy.


Like a rainbow in the dark?

[Melmart1]

Rainbows are gay.

[Squid]

When there's lightning
You know it always bring me down

[Mr Dio]

When there's lightning
You know it always bring me down


BUT!, If there is
a rumble of thunder, I'm suddenly under, yourrr spell!!!

[Mr Dio]

Rainbows are gay.


Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't even do that!
You'll have to deal with anything that arises!

And K with that mouth of a sailor!
I really am liking this place more n more!

Hmmm...interesting!!!!

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GPdO4vW8xI

The video kicks ass.

[Squid]

I wish I looked like 1982 Ronnie James Dio.

[Mr Dio]

Hmmm...interesting!!!!


Hit Sside Ln's 2nite?

[Mr Dio]

I wish I looked like 1982 Ronnie James Dio.


What about like 2006 Keith Richards? :lol
Man, he is veryyyyy close.

[CuckingFunt]

This video brings a tear to my eye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyrpozVXVM4

[LaMarcus Bryant]

dude, horry is weird

[Squid]

When I die none of you motherfuckers better tilt a 40 in my memory. That's a waste of good malt liquor.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hit Sside Ln's 2nite?

Just climb through my window, ol' man!!! :lol

[Mr Dio]

Just climb through my window, ol' man!!! :lol


And bust my hip up again?!?!?
The VA tol' mi they cover 1 L & 1 R heep per lifetime!!

[CuckingFunt]

When I was in high school, if you heard this song you knew there was 'bout to be some serious dry humping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZYYDA3CP08

[Squid]

I got a hand job to that song when I was in jr high.

[Mr Dio]

When I was in high school, if you heard this song you knew there was 'bout to be some serious dry humping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZYYDA3CP08


Damn!
CF is my age????

[CuckingFunt]

Damn!
CF is my age????
Should I feel insulted right now?

[Mr Dio]

Someone find something from The Judy's on youtube.com

[Mr Dio]

Should I feel insulted right now?


Soy muy viejo, senorita.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't even respond, because right about now, we on the intermission tip.

[Mr Dio]

Wurrrrrr?????????????????? :lol

[Mr Dio]

Viva La MikeArita!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Youtube is now officially allowed to father my children because I found the greatest video for the greatest song ever recorded in the history of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUBfeGUq2M

[Squid]

The S is for super and the U is for unique.

If I remember correctly the P is for perfection.

[CuckingFunt]

The S is for super and the U is for unique.

If I remember correctly the P is for perfection.
'Cause you know that they are freaks.

[Mr Dio]

The S is for super and the U is for unique.

If I remember correctly the P is for perfection.


Souper Sahnik!!!!!

(yeah, i'm latino & spelling challenged!)

[Mr Dio]

Because I love you,
My heart's an open door....

[LaMarcus Bryant]

supersonic!!! rofl

the e is for excitement and the r is for RAP

[CuckingFunt]

So tell those nosey people just to stay the hell back!

[Silver21_Black20]

And bust my hip up again?!?!?
The VA tol' mi they cover 1 L & 1 R heep per lifetime!!

Geez...you are no fun!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

cuckingfunt, do you think that one jjfad chick with the eighties poofy hairdo is hot?

[Mr Dio]

Geez...you are no fun!

Hey!, who does all the work?!?! :lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6KSrBD52ms

[LaMarcus Bryant]

nevermind dont click on that link

they edit the greatest line in the song
"well the second little piggie, well he was kinda stokin
spent most his days justa GANJA smokin"

but its kinda funny cuz the pig has bloodshot eyes still

[CuckingFunt]

cuckingfunt, do you think that one jjfad chick with the eighties poofy hairdo is hot?
That one??

I can't get past the baggy sweater/sports bra combo.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

That one??

I can't get past the baggy sweater/sports bra combo.


im just lookin at the face
'

[CuckingFunt]

im just lookin at the face
'
Don't know. Their fly moves are going too fast for me to focus.

[CuckingFunt]

Possibly the second greatest video for the second greatest song in the history of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VER3Ol77o

[CuckingFunt]

#3?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEJYEauuoY8

[LaMarcus Bryant]

good quality early nineties stoner rock
damn i miss those days when mtv ruled

[CuckingFunt]

Date rape stylee!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Monarch To The Kingdom Of The Deeaaadddd

[Mr Dio]

No of you all appreciate George M. & Andrew R.?

[CuckingFunt]

Youtube doesn't rock as much as I thought they did. I came up empty when searching for the video for "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids.

[Mr Dio]

"pipeline", agent orange version.
find link
post link

[ashbeeigh]

mmmhmmm. 12...maybe 13 shots and a nine o'clock 400 level class with 19 people in it without reading will be lovely.

[Mr Dio]

mmmhmmm. 12...maybe 13 shots and a nine o'clock 400 level class with 19 people in it without reading will be lovely.


You gotta be kiddin' me.
Do you mean shooters, like Kamis or shots like Patron?

[Silver21_Black20]

mmmhmmm. 12...maybe 13 shots and a nine o'clock 400 level class with 19 people in it without reading will be lovely.

Of what...jizz to the face? I call bullshit!

[CuckingFunt]

Of what...jizz to the face? I call bullshit!
Ditto.

People who get buzzed after two shots cannot type a semi-coherent statement after 12 or 13. One of those two posts is bullshit.

[Squid]

Ashbeeigh is full of shit. She probably couldn't handle 12 beers much less 12 shots.

[Melmart1]

But I bet she could handle 12 inkings to the face.

[CuckingFunt]

Etiquette question:

How many hours am I supposed to put up with listening to someone be a whiny, douchey little baby on the telephone before I can politely hang up?

[Squid]

She'd probably prefer 12 pints of urine on her face.

[CuckingFunt]

12 pints? That's one hell of a shower.

[Squid]

Etiquette question:

How many hours am I supposed to put up with listening to someone be a whiny, douchey little baby on the telephone before I can politely hang up?

My personal limit is 10 minutes. After 10 minutes I just tell them to get the fuck over it and hang up.

[CuckingFunt]

My personal limit is 10 minutes. After 10 minutes I just tell them to get the fuck over it and hang up.
Well then, I guess it's my own fault for being such a sweet little angel to put up with it.

[ashbeeigh]

You gotta be kiddin' me.
Do you mean shooters, like Kamis or shots like Patron?

It was a combination of the both. More shooters then shots. So, yeah. Y'all call my bullshit. Blah blah blah.

[Jekka]

Etiquette question:

How many hours am I supposed to put up with listening to someone be a whiny, douchey little baby on the telephone before I can politely hang up?
Emily Post and I would say that it depends upon the nature of the call. If you have received essentially the same phone call at least twice in the last two weeks, then you are only obligated to either a) listen for five minutes or b) find out if it's important enough for them to leave a voicemail. If b is true, then you are bound to the 5 minutes rule, but if no progress has been made since the last call you are free to make excuses after 5 minutes. Excuses like, "I'm sorry, but I have to go, I've heard this before and there is sex/food/booze in the other room waiting for me."

[CuckingFunt]

Emily Post and I would say that it depends upon the nature of the call. If you have received essentially the same phone call at least twice in the last two weeks, then you are only obligated to either a) listen for five minutes or b) find out if it's important enough for them to leave a voicemail. If b is true, then you are bound to the 5 minutes rule, but if no progress has been made since the last call you are free to make excuses after 5 minutes. Excuses like, "I'm sorry, but I have to go, I've heard this before and there is sex/food/booze in the other room waiting for me."
Well, I put up with it for a little longer than that since it was technically a semi-argument/discussion and not just whiny venting.

[Jekka]

Well, I put up with it for a little longer than that since it was technically a semi-argument/discussion and not just whiny venting.
Ah, yeah, if it's an argument that's a little different. I tend to get a lot of similar bitching/whining type calls, so I've gotten used to giving those time limits, but if it's a personal disagreement then I would give it enough time to try and resolve it - 15 minutes? If you're not going to make any progress after that then what's the point? You're both going to end up pissed off.

[katyon6th]

And K with that mouth of a sailor!
I really am liking this place more n more!


I need to work on that.

[StudMuffin]

I need to work on that.

Mmmmm...work it baby!

[1369]

"pipeline", agent orange version.
find link
post link

Damn Dio, I thought I was the only person on the planet who knew about Agent Orange.

[dougp]

I need to work on that.
then what would happen to the katy we all know and love?

[jman3000]

i remember when i was in kindergarten i had an "accident" and we were watching a movie. the girl next to me said it smelled funny and i told her to be quiet because i was trying to watch the movie. one of my earliest memories.



this story actually happened about 2 years ago.

[jman3000]

there's a 98% chance i didnt have to share that story. but whatever.

[Mixability]

Etiquette question:

How many hours am I supposed to put up with listening to someone be a whiny, douchey little baby on the telephone before I can politely hang up?

Horry has your phone number?

[CuckingFunt]

there's a 98% chance i didnt have to share that story. but whatever.
I'd say 99.999991%

[dougp]

i remember when i was in kindergarten i had an "accident" and we were watching a movie. the girl next to me said it smelled funny and i told her to be quiet because i was trying to watch the movie. one of my earliest memories.



this story actually happened about 2 years ago.
I figured I'd quote this incase you tried to edit it ... sharing this was stupid and will probably get ya flamed good.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the fuck up enigma.

[Mixability]

Shut the fuck up enigma.

I second that

[Mixability]

I second that

third :smokin

[dougp]

Shut the fuck up enigma.
Don't worry bitch, I'm not sticking around. Your mom's calling me back to bed, I gotta go get my penny's worth ... bbiab.

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't worry bitch, I'm not sticking around. Your mom's calling me back to bed, I gotta go get my penny's worth ... bbiab.

My mom is a post op-tranny. Have fun homo.

[midgetonadonkey]

Enigma is currently getting ass rammed by my mom.

[katyon6th]

Oh dear.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Enigma is currently getting ass rammed by my mom.

Midge's Insult of the Day and it's not even noon yet. Bravo.

[dougp]

Midge's Insult of the Day and it's not even noon yet. Bravo.
How was it an insult of the day? Must have some weak shit on this board ...

[midgetonadonkey]

How was it an insult of the day? Must have some weak shit on this board ...

You bring all the weak shit to this board.

[Mixability]

Must have some weak shit on this board ...

Well you do bring down the average....

[midgetonadonkey]

Enigma always talks shit about insults but never brings any of his own. That is something Horry would do.

[Mixability]

Enigma always talks shit about insults but never brings any of his own. That is something Horry would do.

:tu

Enigma, be more like 1Billups1......





and shut the FUCK up.

[dougp]

:tu

Enigma, be more like 1Billups1......





and shut the FUCK up.
Come make me bitch.

[katyon6th]

My goodness. What the hell is going on in here?

[midgetonadonkey]

Come make me bitch.

:lmao

Internet threats of violence.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not even Horry got that lame.

[katyon6th]

I don't know what the fuck is going on in here but oh my gosh, I'm famished.

Who wants to go to lunch?

[dougp]

:lmao

Internet threats of violence.
Never said it had to be in person, did I?

[jman3000]

If I get flamed for pooping myself when I was 4 years old, there is something wrong with this country of ours. If you say you didn't shit yourself at least once when you were 4-6 you're a damn liar.

[jman3000]

I don't know what the fuck is going on in here but oh my gosh, I'm famished.

Who wants to go to lunch?
Right here toots.

[katyon6th]

Never said it had to be in person, did I?

So, are you two going to duke it out over War Craft or something?

[jman3000]

I promise not to shat myself.

[katyon6th]

Right here toots.

Where are you?

[Mr Dio]

Damn Dio, I thought I was the only person on the planet who knew about Agent Orange.


I used to go to O'side on Hill St & do the usual pick-up of camis & get a buzz & a coke & a slice. I'd then meander down to 1-2 stores & see what local shops had in the way of punk.
I got so wasted one night a few buds & I had to leave a South Orange County joint early, I think it was in San Juan Capo. The band we missed, The Offspring. This was when we came back from West Pac '89.
Good news though, we had to go to SD & live on ship for about 2wks in May '89 before we left on West Pac. I went to (3) concerts & one of them was prob the best I'd ever been to. I was smashed up against the barricade in front of the stage all night right in between Joey & Johnny. Iguanas in Tijuana! The Ramones!!

[jman3000]

Where are you?
UTSA

[katyon6th]

UTSA

I'm down the interstate passed Callaghan, come pick me up.

[jman3000]

we can just chill out in the backseat of my car if that's cool with you.

[katyon6th]

What the hell, what am I going to eat?

[Mr Dio]

Of what...jizz to the face? I call bullshit!


Bukkake Style!!!

[Mr Dio]

What the hell, what am I going to eat?


You like Mexican food? :lol

[katyon6th]

The word bukkake instantly reminds me of Atl ... that's weird.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the hell, what am I going to eat?

lol

Like you had to ask. You willl be in the backseat of a guys care. What the hell do you think you are gonna eat?

[midgetonadonkey]

The word bukkake instantly reminds me of Atl ... that's weird.

Is it because he bukkaked on your chubby cheeks?

[Mr Dio]

Emily Post and I would say that it depends upon the nature of the call. If you have received essentially the same phone call at least twice in the last two weeks, then you are only obligated to either a) listen for five minutes or b) find out if it's important enough for them to leave a voicemail. If b is true, then you are bound to the 5 minutes rule, but if no progress has been made since the last call you are free to make excuses after 5 minutes. Excuses like, "I'm sorry, but I have to go, I've heard this before and there is sex/food/booze in the other room waiting for me."


You are tooooooooooo nice.
I'd say I have something burning on the stove & I gotta go.
If that doesn't work I'd tell them I have to watch the grass grow & hope they get it.

[Mr Dio]

The word bukkake instantly reminds me of Atl ... that's weird.


Nothing wrong for a little skin conditioner on a lady's body.

[Mr Dio]

I need to work on that.


Nahhh, leave it be.
It's an asset sometimes. :lol

[jman3000]

If I didn't have class in about an hour, I'd go. I'll take a rain check though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd go pick you up Katy but I don't get my lunch break until 5.

[katyon6th]

Is it because he bukkaked on your chubby cheeks?

You remember far too much.

[jman3000]

the word bukkake reminds me of a bukkake flash video on ablino blacksheep.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bukkake.php

[Silver21_Black20]

You are tooooooooooo nice.
I'd say I have something burning on the stove & I gotta go.
If that doesn't work I'd tell them I have to watch the grass grow & hope they get it.

So you lied to me when you said something was burning to get me off the phone. You ass!!!

[jman3000]

So you lied to me when you said something was burning to get me off the phone. You ass!!!

Whoever would enjoy talking to you anytime has serious problems.

[midgetonadonkey]

jman secretly wishes he could spend more time talking to SB.

[katyon6th]

I expect both J and Midge to take me to lunch sometime in the near future then.

Thanks.

[jman3000]

jman secretly wishes he could spend more time talking to SB.

*twiddles thumbs*

[jman3000]

I expect both J and Midge to take me to lunch sometime in the near future then.

Thanks.
i call firsts.

[katyon6th]

Seriously. If you two assholes are just at UTSA, we could be lunch buddies.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will never break bread with jman.

[Silver21_Black20]

After a softball game, we all went to Whataburger and TheTruth was handing katy her burger and it fell on the floor.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did she still eat it?

[Mr Dio]

So you lied to me when you said something was burning to get me off the phone. You ass!!!

There was something burning!
It was my right hand, your voice was sooo hot I had to start up with myself & the lube I used was flammable.

[Silver21_Black20]

Did she still eat it?

No. She got another burger, we were all relieved. katy was MVP that game, she deserved a fresh burger.

[jman3000]

sandra has phone sex with mr. dio ... i haven't even gotten that far yet... son of a bitch.

[Mr Dio]

After a softball game, we all went to Whataburger and TheTruth was handing katy her burger and it fell on the floor.


Was it on the floor less than 5 seconds?

[jman3000]

I will never break bread with jman.

more katy for me

[jman3000]

this fucking test was only supposed to have 15 damn questions... this is #32... what the hell?

[Mr Dio]

sandra has phone sex with mr. dio ... i haven't even gotten that far yet... son of a bitch.


I don't know what she is like in person but that girl is a FREAK on the phone!

[jman3000]

I don't know what she is like in person but that girl is a FREAK on the phone!

yeah... she's a freak in person as well. 10 feet tall i tells ya.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know what she is like in person but that girl is a FREAK on the phone!

Believe me she's a freak in the sack as well.

[CuckingFunt]

There was something burning!
It was my right hand,
Your right hand was burning...

Did that fucker Squid get you with the bucket of hot buttered popcorn, too?

[Mr Dio]

Yes!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

That bastard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nobody should speak ill of Squid. He is a sea pimp.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have loose stools.

[jman3000]

fuck this damn test... i'll do it later.

[jman3000]

"waiting for a coconut to drop" makes me sleepy.

[jman3000]

"waiting for a coconut to drop" makes me sleepy.
so do sleeping pills.

[jman3000]

and turkey.

[jman3000]

my ipod is down to like 3 hours of battery life fully charged... time to take it back and get a new one.

[jman3000]

I can shred "ode to joy" on my guitar now... i also take requests for "mary had a little lamb" and i do a decent version of "this lullaby"

[jman3000]

and strings 1,2 and 3 are my bitches.

[Melmart1]

I know for too much about Mr. Dio and SB's sex life now. And I didn't realize squid was bi until today. Welcome to the club!

[Mr Dio]

I know for too much about Mr. Dio and SB's sex life now. And I didn't realize squid was bi until today. Welcome to the club!


S and I have a couple of homemade DVDs.
If she let's you watch one I'd the guy in the Zorro mask & hat.
She insisted on keeping them cuz she thought I'd post them on the internet. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Why doesn't anyone give Mr. Dio shit about not having an avatar? I was badgered relentlessly for not having one and Mr. Dio isn't. No fair!

[Silver21_Black20]

S and I have a couple of homemade DVDs.
If she let's you watch one I'd the guy in the Zorro mask & hat.
She insisted on keeping them cuz she thought I'd post them on the internet. :eyebrows

And the guy in the sombrero is midge.

Get a damn avatar Dio!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Why doesn't anyone give Mr. Dio shit about not having an avatar? I was badgered relentlessly for not having one and Mr. Dio isn't. No fair!

Two reasons.

[Mr Dio]

And the guy in the sombrero is midge.

Get a damn avatar Dio!!!


Uhhhhh, OK.
I'm one of the idiots that doesn't know how.
Never thought about it.
Are instructions on this site?

[katyon6th]

Sandra is like a whole ft taller than both Dio and Midge ... those videos must be wild.

[Mr Dio]

Sandra is like a whole ft taller than both Dio and Midge ... those videos must be wild.


Yeah, but the positions she can get in are INCREDIBLE!

[Mr Dio]

Get a damn avatar Dio!!!


All the images I have on my computer are too big.

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually she is three feet taller than Dio and 2 feet taller than I am.

[jman3000]

I saw my ex earlier in the library and waved to her. She totally fucking ignored me. Talk about a fucking burn. First time I've been truly pissed off since maybe high school.

[1369]

I saw my ex earlier in the library and waved to her. She totally fucking ignored me. Talk about a fucking burn. First time I've been truly pissed off since maybe high school.

Quit being this guy:

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/production_stills/f/the_40_year_old_virgin/03.jpg

[Mr Dio]

Actually she is three feet taller than Dio and 2 feet taller than I am.


That is totally fine with me.
When she is on her back her legs fit well on my shoulders & around my neck. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

All the images I have on my computer are too big.

I see you figured it out.

Now...what is it?

[midgetonadonkey]

I see you figured it out.

Now...what is it?

Blasphemy. That is Joey Ramone.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I had Joey Ramone hair.

[Silver21_Black20]

Blasphemy. That is Joey Ramone.

Ah...I thought it was him then it also looks like a chick. Eh...

[jman3000]

Ah...I thought it was him then it also looks like a chick. Eh...

:lmao @ the lame attempt to save face.

[jman3000]

This is economics not fucking calculus ... wtf? i don't have a calculator to even do this shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is economics not fucking calculus ... wtf? i don't have a calculator to even do this shit.

There's one here in the lost and found you can borrow.

[katyon6th]

Use the calculator on your computer.

Duh.

[jman3000]

I think I'm just gonna look at some porn. That always takes the edge off.

[katyon6th]

I'm alone in my office.

What ever should I do?