Oh Shit!!! (5)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Will someone stuff a cock in enigma's mouth so he will shut the fuck up? Can we get him a mouthful of manmeat please?

http://photos-044.facebook.com/ip006/v34/102/28/29625021/n29625021_31204044_4230.jpg

http://photos-055.ak.facebook.com/ip005/v40/102/28/29625021/n29625021_31497055_5091.jpg

[Das Texan]

Carrizo Springs?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


whats so bad about that place?

[Melmart1]

Is that the future Lance Bass? :lol

[dougp]

Will someone stuff a cock in enigma's mouth so he will shut the fuck up? Can we get him a mouthful of manmeat please?You and your fantasies ... seriously, we don't want to know. But it's ok, I still love you ... not that it matters.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

whats so bad about that place?

Family.

[Das Texan]

Family.



understandable.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is that the future Lance Bass? :lol



Name:
Joshua Smolik
Network:
Texas State '08
Residence:
The Zone
Field:
Business

[Melmart1]

You and your fantasies ... seriously, we don't want to know.

I have it on good authority that this is simply not the case.

[NASpurs]

haha wood

[dougp]

I have it on good authority that this is simply not the case.
Ok Mel, I'm seriously dissapointed in you ... It's really my first time in the Oh Shit!!! threads and everyone's been saying how you're like this uber-omg-badass trash talker, but you're not coming up with anything better than a 12 year old playing games. It makes me sad :depressed

[Melmart1]

Name:
Joshua Smolik
Network:
Texas State '08
Residence:
The Zone
Field:
Business

Are you fucking serious? I didn't even recognize him! :lmao Oh, man and I still thought he was gay without even knowing it was him! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Silver21_Black20]

Carrizo Springs?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

For some strange reason I read it as Chorizo Springs.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

For some strange reason I read it as Chorizo Springs.

My Chorizo Springs eternal.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Enigma. I pray he gets AIDS.

[Melmart1]

Ok Mel, I'm seriously dissapointed in you ... It's really my first time in the Oh Shit!!! threads and everyone's been saying how you're like this uber-omg-badass trash talker, but you're not coming up with anything better than a 12 year old playing games. It makes me sad :depressed
I only trash talk when my opponent can go toe to toe with me. Which is why I am not bothering with you.

[dougp]

Fuck Enigma. I pray he gets AIDS.
You were one of those black dudes on Primetime last night weren't you?

[dougp]

I only trash talk when my opponent can go toe to toe with me. Which is why I am not bothering with you.
Hah, trust me ... I could go toe to toe with you ... but if you don't want to find out, *shrug*

[NASpurs]

enigma looks a lot like smegma.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hah, trust me ... I could go toe to toe with you ... but if you don't want to find out, *shrug*

I don't think Enigma has any kind of shit talking ability. The hardest insults he's thrown around are telling people they are 12 year olds. That shit is lame.

[midgetonadonkey]

I seriously hope the next load Enigma swallows is completely AIDS ridden. That's not even a joke. I really want this fuck to die of AIDS.

[Melmart1]

Seriously, is that Horry in those pics? Does he seriously expect us to take him seriously as a straight man with those hilights in his hair? Between that and not knowing the difference between a man and a woman's ass he is one dress short of being J. Edgar Hoover.

[Melmart1]

I don't think Enigma has any kind of shit talking ability. The hardest insults he's thrown around are telling people they are 12 year olds. That shit is lame.
I agree. Should we give him the ashbeigh treatment and smack him around constantly, or the T-Pain treatment of ignoring and hope he goes away?

[Das Texan]

For some strange reason I read it as Chorizo Springs.



you just have a dirty mind.


or you are hungry.



one of the two.

[NASpurs]

you just have a dirty mind.


or you are hungry.



one of the two.It could be both.

[Melmart1]

you just have a dirty mind.


or you are hungry.



one of the two.
Nah, she just always has sausage on her mind. Mexican sausage apparently. No wonder jman didn't have a chance, poor cracka.

[dougp]

I agree. Should we give him the ashbeigh treatment and smack him around constantly, or the T-Pain treatment of ignoring and hope he goes away?
Either way, my post count goes up ... and that's all that matters here, gotta get it higher.

[midgetonadonkey]

What a lame bastard. He cares about his post count. Fucking n00b.

[NASpurs]

I just got the longest email in the world.

[dougp]

What a lame bastard. He cares about his post count. Fucking n00b.what, you think I should care what people on the internet think about me? hah - until I meet you in person, you're just another byte.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Seriously, is that Horry in those pics? Does he seriously expect us to take him seriously as a straight man with those hilights in his hair? Between that and not knowing the difference between a man and a woman's ass he is one dress short of being J. Edgar Hoover.

I don't know if you can see it, but...

http://txstate.facebook.com/s.php?q=joshua+smolik

EDIT: It probably won't let you if you're not logged in.

[Melmart1]

There is nothing mysterious about enigma.

[Mixability]

is it really necessary to wear a longhorns tshirt when you go to texas state? I'm wondering.

[NASpurs]

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Who the fuck are you?

[Melmart1]

I don't know if you can see it, but...

http://txstate.facebook.com/s.php?q=joshua+smolik

EDIT: It probably won't let you if you're not logged in.
Nah, you got to login. I believe you though, a journalist would never lie, right? :lol

[dougp]

I don't know if you can see it, but...

http://txstate.facebook.com/s.php?q=joshua+smolik

EDIT: It probably won't let you if you're not logged in.
just print screen it and throw it on imageshack

[midgetonadonkey]

what, you think I should care what people on the internet think about me? hah - until I meet you in person, you're just another byte.

I would never meet you in person. You would probably try sucking my dick.

[NASpurs]

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Who the fuck are you?besso06 is the new 1Billups1.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

is it really necessary to wear a longhorns tshirt when you go to texas state? I'm wondering.

I swear to God, that pisses me off more than anything.

I chose to go to Texas State. The people I met from there wanted me to go there. Texas State is an outstanding institution... people that wanted to go to Texas or show that in The Quad should just go up the fucking road.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4906/horrybr6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[midgetonadonkey]

http://photos-044.facebook.com/ip006/v34/102/28/29625021/n29625021_31204044_4230.jpg

http://photos-055.ak.facebook.com/ip005/v40/102/28/29625021/n29625021_31497055_5091.jpg


:lmao

[Mixability]

what, you think I should care what people on the internet think about me? hah - until I meet you in person, you're just another byte.

If you don't care about what people on the internet think about you, then why do you care about your post count? Does your Dad log on to see how high you got it, and based on the average number of posts a day, decides whether or not to mouth rape you again?

-midgetonadonkey

[Mixability]

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Who the fuck are you?

thats batmans sister in law, but don't ask how i know..... :spin

[1369]

Ok Mel, I'm seriously dissapointed in you ... It's really my first time in the Oh Shit!!! threads and everyone's been saying how you're like this uber-omg-badass trash talker, but you're not coming up with anything better than a 12 year old playing games. It makes me sad



I only trash talk when my opponent can go toe to toe with me. Which is why I am not bothering with you.

Is this what passes for courtship nowadays?

Him: You're a stupid bitch
Her: Your dick looks like a mini tootsie roll left in the sun
Him: That's hot, wanna go out this weekend?
Her: Sure, sounds good. But you're still a dick.

I don't get it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If you don't care about what people on the internet think about you, then why do you care about your post count? Does your Dad log on to see how high you got it, and based on the average number of posts a day, decides whether or not to mouth rape you again?

-midgetonadonkey

:lmao

[dougp]

I would never meet you in person. You would probably try sucking my dick.
There's no mouth in the world small enough to give you that kind of pleasure.

[midgetonadonkey]

If you don't care about what people on the internet think about you, then why do you care about your post count? Does your Dad log on to see how high you got it, and based on the average number of posts a day, decides whether or not to mouth rape you again?

-midgetonadonkey

:lmao

You make me proud Danyo.

[Mixability]

if highlighted hair and a shell necklace doesn't make you a douche, i don't know what does! :lmao

[SpursWoman]

For some strange reason I read it as Chorizo Springs.


Me, too. Interesting.

[dougp]

If you don't care about what people on the internet think about you, then why do you care about your post count? Does your Dad log on to see how high you got it, and based on the average number of posts a day, decides whether or not to mouth rape you again?

-midgetonadonkey
Gotta flex my epeen somehow ...

[midgetonadonkey]

There's no mouth in the world small enough to give you that kind of pleasure.

The 8 year old I molest comes up with better insults than that. : :rolleyes

-Enigma

[Mixability]

I swear to God, that pisses me off more than anything.

I chose to go to Texas State. The people I met from there wanted me to go there. Texas State is an outstanding institution... people that wanted to go to Texas or show that in The Quad should just go up the fucking road.

I went to St Philips, so you'd never catch me in a high class SAC shirt. :fro

[Melmart1]

Is this what passes for courtship nowadays?

Him: You're a stupid bitch
Her: Your dick looks like a mini tootsie roll left in the sun
Him: That's hot, wanna go out this weekend?
Her: Sure, sounds good. But you're still a dick.

I don't get it.
You obviously don't read the shit threads enough. I chase women on here, not men.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/571/horry2uv3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[NASpurs]

These are the guys Horry has been hanging around with

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6222/3330wu3.jpg

[Mixability]

You make me proud Danyo.



I'm going to print this out and put it on a fucking shirt.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1790/horry3hv1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[dougp]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/571/horry2uv3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Not quite sure which picture makes him look more gay, but we all know Midge would hit it ...

[1369]

You obviously don't read the shit threads enough. I chase women on here, not men.

Well, that clears things up.

I think.

[Melmart1]

if highlighted hair and a shell necklace doesn't make you a douche, i don't know what does! :lmao
Actually my favorite is the one posing with his puppy. That one ranks right up there with the Hasselhoff dog poster.

[1369]

Not quite sure which picture makes him look more gay, but we all know Midge would hit it ...

Only after he did the puppy.

I've read enough of the "shit" threads to deduce that midge would try and fuck anything that squats to pee.

[Mixability]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1790/horry3hv1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

and a fucking longhorn beanie? stupid fuck, that whorry is! he probably eats Mexican food routinely so he can shit burnt orange. Ever wonder he might of been tricked into thinking Texas State IS the University of Texas? :lmao It's possible.

[Mr Dio]

For some strange reason I read it as Chorizo Springs.


I know what was going thru your mind.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Only after he did the puppy.

I've read enough of the "shit" threads to deduce that midge would try and fuck anything that squats to pee.

http://elevado.com/myspace/clapping.gif

[dougp]

Only after he did the puppy.

I've read enough of the "shit" threads to deduce that midge would try and fuck anything that squats to pee.
ow ... but he's probably proud of that.

[Das Texan]

that is some hilarious facebook stuff.


*hides own facebook stuff*

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, I'm glad there was none of this facebook shit 20 years ago.

[midgetonadonkey]

The best part of the original bunkbed Horry pic is that it was called joshlookinhard.jpg.

[dougp]

The best part of the original bunkbed Horry pic is that it was called joshlookinhard.jpg.
please tell me your joking ... there only way that guy could look hard is when he's dead.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just rubbed shit all over my cock and balls. :smokin

-horry

[dougp]

you've now officially scarred me for life midge ... seriously.

:vomit:

[midgetonadonkey]

That's one of my good ones. I have a classic one that involves him fucking pieces of his dead gradfather but it's in the Quattro and my requests for a pdf copy of it have been ignored.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/DinosaursBaby.jpg

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LOL horry is ghouse supreme

[dougp]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1440/catapult27jopc7.gif

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1440/catapult27jopc7.gif

I want the last 90 seconds of my life back.

[Melmart1]

That is the dumbest gif ever.

[dougp]

I want the last 90 seconds of my life back.
Heh - I didn't even watch the thing ... :lol

[dougp]

That is the dumbest gif ever.
There's worse ... need me to find them?

[midgetonadonkey]

Anything related to Lord of the Rings is fucking gay.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LoTR > Harry Potter though

[midgetonadonkey]

Star Wars>LotR>Harry Potter

[tlongII]

Snakes on a Plane>Star Wars>LotR>Harry Potter

[midgetonadonkey]

Bang Bus>Snakes on a Plane>Star Wars>LotR>Harry Potter

[LaMarcus Bryant]

bang bus? ROFL i saw a clip once of some dudes picking up this trashy mexican chick in the shittiest ghetto, then they fucked her and before paying her threw flowers at her face and sped off

hahahaha

[Mr Dio]

VanessaLane.com & RebeccaLord.com>>>>>Bang Bus>Snakes on a Plane>Star Wars>LotR>Harry Potter

[ashbeeigh]

man am I glad only two people have my last name to get my facebook.

[katyon6th]

Is that your indirect way of saying, "ask me for my facebook"?

Goddamn whore.

[ashbeeigh]

Is that your indirect way of saying, "ask me for my facebook"?

Goddamn whore.

No, it was a direct way of me saying "I'm glad no one can find my pictures to make fun of."

[midgetonadonkey]

No, it was a direct way of me saying "I'm glad no one can find my pictures to make fun of."

We don't need your pictures to make fun of you.

[dougp]

We don't need your pictures to make fun of you.
true true

[Melmart1]

I bet gig could find out ashbeeigh's last name. he is good that way.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No, it was a direct way of me saying "I'm glad no one can find my pictures to make fun of."

That sounds like a challenge.

[ashbeeigh]

That sounds like a challenge.

1900 people..it could be done.

[ORION]

I love Techno Music

--Batman

[ORION]

So who missed me ?

[ShoogarBear]

Who are you?

[ShoogarBear]

That line always kills.

[ORION]

That line always kills.
and I fall for it every time

:madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion is king among men. He is the one I look up to.

[ORION]

Orion is king among men. He is the one I look up to.
and its not just because I'm 6'1" and standing on Batman's dead body. So what have I missed

[ShoogarBear]

batman is dead?

Long live batman!

[CuckingFunt]

Damn. Looks like actually having enough work to keep me busy at the office today made me miss all the fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

You missed Justin Timberlake singing some songs.

[ORION]

batman is dead?

Long live batman!
with the way he eats and doesn't play ball, it won't be long

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

[ORION]

You missed Justin Timberlake singing some songs.
see thats what I'm talking about. Did he tell you he is taking dance lessons too because he wants to one day be a back ground dancer

[CuckingFunt]

So did nemo get lost again or what? i found nemo must be chasing after that elusive motherfucker.
Nemo stabbed his ass 'cause he's gangsta like that.

[Silver21_Black20]

So who missed me ?

This girl!

[1Parker1]

see thats what I'm talking about. Did he tell you he is taking dance lessons too because he wants to one day be a back ground dancer

:lol You mean Back-UP dancer?

[CuckingFunt]

Where is CuckingFunt? She is supposed to take 4 of my tentacles in her.

I want to be in the middle of a Melmart/CuckingFunt sandwich. One tentacle for each lady.
Four tentacles all to myself, or a calamari sammich with Mel??

Decisions, decisions...

[ORION]

This girl!
all righhht ....Giggity Giggity !

[midgetonadonkey]

Squid was looking for CuckingFunt earlier. He was ready for some hardcore loving.

[ORION]

:lol You mean Back-UP dancer?
isn't a back ground dancer someone who dances behind the singer ?

[ORION]

Squid was looking for CuckingFunt earlier. He was ready for some hardcore loving.
does he want to bust ink all over her face

[CuckingFunt]

You and your fantasies ... seriously, we don't want to know.
Speak for yourself. I'd LOVE to know Mel's fantasies. :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kUgL67eZsY

[ORION]

haha that was good. I like Sweat on my Balls

[CuckingFunt]

does he want to bust ink all over her face
Gosh... I sure hope so.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

KMFDM is coming to texas in late october, anyone gonna go? I think they're hitting up San Antonio at the white rabbit on the 21st. I'll be going to the Austin show on the 19th. Can't fucking wait, i thought i woulda missed this one, but luckily they posted an austin show.

[midgetonadonkey]

milk and cereal
milk and cereal
milk and cereal
cereal and milk

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-Ysfu5fss

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start wearing airbrushed overalls.

[CuckingFunt]

When I was on the middle school drill team, we had matching airbrushed overalls. We only wore them for a few special dance routines though.

[Melmart1]

KMFDM is coming to texas in late october, anyone gonna go? I think they're hitting up San Antonio at the white rabbit on the 21st. I'll be going to the Austin show on the 19th. Can't fucking wait, i thought i woulda missed this one, but luckily they posted an austin show.
I saw them in Seattle in 95. There was an earthquake between sets. This was also the site of my first girl-on-girl kiss. It was quite a night.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I saw them in Seattle in 95. There was an earthquake between sets. This was also the site of my first girl-on-girl kiss. It was quite a night.

TPIWWP.

[LuvBones]

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/708042.jpg

[oh crap]

who can sex you like me?

[oh crap]

who can give you what you need?

[oh crap]

keith sweat used to be the man

[oh crap]

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oh shit, enigma

[oh crap]

lesbo barbie kicks ass

[oh crap]

shit chunks are gross

[oh crap]

where the fuck is blanche deveraux?

[oh crap]

that slut can make me laugh

[tw05baller]

WTF mates?

[oh crap]

I met an australian in jail one time

[oh crap]

warrants suck

[oh crap]

there's nothing my love can't fix for ya babe

[oh crap]

I want to know how to put kidney stones in somebody, instead of taking them out

[tw05baller]

ok.

[oh crap]

yup, medicine can be the shit

[oh crap]

I want to use an anal thermometer on cuckingfunt one day

[oh crap]

I wonder if she is down to let me fist her

[oh crap]

I kid, cuckingfunt. If we ever met, I would romance you.

[tw05baller]

i bet you would.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if she is down to let me fist her
She is not.

[CuckingFunt]

I kid, cuckingfunt. If we ever met, I would romance you.
By asking to take my temperature?

[ashbeeigh]

damn, I lost five bucks. I hate poker.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

damn, I lost five bucks. I hate poker.

So it took all of two minutes to find you on Facebook.

[ashbeeigh]

So it took all of two minutes to find you on Facebook.

I said it wouldn't be hard.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet it would have been harder without the subtle hint that you have a Facebook account that you wanted to keep secret.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I bet it would have been harder without the subtle hint that you have a Facebook account that you wanted to keep secret.

As I told Ashley, it was a little tough since I didn't know if her name was Ashley (I assumed it was) and I had to use a variation of it at the school she goes to in order to find her.

[CuckingFunt]

As I told Ashley, it was a little tough since I didn't know if her name was Ashley (I assumed it was) and I had to use a variation of it at the school she goes to in order to find her. Seems easy enough.

And serves as further evidence of why there are no pictures of me floating around on the internet.

[ashbeeigh]

Seems easy enough.


If he really needed to find me he could have looked at old posts, found what I was majoring in too, if I didn't have a picture up. That's how i would have done it. Off to bed so I can be hung over tomorrow.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Seems easy enough.

And serves as further evidence of why there are no pictures of me floating around on the internet.

Which is probably a good thing. There are so many people that wish they hadn't done stupid things online or made postings online that live to regret it in someway.

And I know a bunch of people that simply don't want any info about them floating around, and it's totally understandable.

I just don't say things that I couldn't let stand on their own anyway.

I told Ashley I kinda like doing this research stuff and digging, I guess it's in my blood.

Hell, for some reason, on my drive home tonight, something triggered a thought about an ex-GF of mine from many years back. I did a search for her on MySpace and found her very quickly.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hell, for some reason, on my drive home tonight, something triggered a thought about an ex-GF of mine from many years back. I did a search for her on MySpace and found her very quickly.

And just so I know...is there such a thing as a "higger" (a wigger, but Hispanic)? Because if there is, my ex-GF has a MySpace friend that is the epitome of "higger."

[CuckingFunt]

I have a friend that sent a rather risque photo of herself to someone that she'd never met, but had decided was trustworthy for some unknown reason. About three years later, she found it had been hotlinked and spread around to several porn sites.

I lost touch with her, so I don't know if she ever was successful in getting the picture taken down, but I always think about that. It would suck to happen upon a picture of yourself spread eagle on the net.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Musta.........

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

...........Krakish.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Musta.......

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

........Krakish.

[midgetonadonkey]

As much as I love Kid n Play, I never was able to do the dance.

[CuckingFunt]

Porn is a lot like a musical in the way that no one seems bothered or affected by the nutjob who just broke into song for no apparent reason.

I'm fairly certain that if I were to start licking various condiments off of some girl's twat in the middle of a crowded diner, at least one person would inform the manager.

[midgetonadonkey]

That would be badass if you did that.

[CuckingFunt]

Depends on the condiment.

[Silver21_Black20]

Depends on the condiment.

Well? Ketchup, mustard........hot sauce?

[CuckingFunt]

Well? Ketchup, mustard........hot sauce?
None of those sound terribly appealing. I'm thinking IHOP might be the way to go.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Porn is a lot like a musical in the way that no one seems bothered or affected by the nutjob who just broke into song for no apparent reason.

I'm fairly certain that if I were to start licking various condiments off of some girl's twat in the middle of a crowded diner, at least one person would inform the manager.

If you did it?

[Silver21_Black20]

None of those sound terribly appealing. I'm thinking IHOP might be the way to go.

Maple syrup?

[Silver21_Black20]

If you did it?

Will you be at our last softball game?

[CuckingFunt]

Maple syrup?
Or honey.

Definitely none of the flavored syrups that they have. Those are nasty.

[midgetonadonkey]

Have you ever tasted titty milk?

[CuckingFunt]

Not since I was an infant.

[midgetonadonkey]

You've never banged a preggo?

[CuckingFunt]

Heavens no.

I have a very ungirly aversion to the whole pregnancy thing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Will you be at our last softball game?

I don't think so.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you really a dyke or are you just an online dyke like Melmart?

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't think so.

:madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Are you really a dyke or are you just an online dyke like Melmart?
I'm really bisexual, just like Melmart.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't believe for a second that Melmart is bi or gay.

[Melmart1]

Hahahaha, then why do you always ask me lesbo questions?

[midgetonadonkey]

Because I find it amusing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I knew you were straight when you put up your bravatar. I could see a cock imprint in your cleavage.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I suppose it could be all a lie and I really am straight.



But the fact I like pussy so much kind of complicates that theory.

[Melmart1]

Cock imprint in my cleavage? Are you sure that wasn't a tentacle imprint?

[CuckingFunt]

Tentacle imprint?

That sounds kinda hot. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Well, we were supposed to make a Squid sandwhich but he stood us up, the bastard.

[CuckingFunt]

That fucker has a habit of gettin' me all hot and bothered and then taking off.

[Melmart1]

He inks and runs.

[CuckingFunt]

That's just plain inconsiderate.

[midgetonadonkey]

Squid does the same to me. Leaves me laying on the bed, hard as a rock.

[CuckingFunt]

What a tease!

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet those suction cups on his tentacles feel great.

[CuckingFunt]

Alas, I'll probably never know.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey, I need an answer to my higger question.

[CuckingFunt]

I like chigger better than higger.

[Das Texan]

some people are calling the drought we are in 1950s eque.

[ShoogarBear]

I knew you were straight when you put up your bravatar. I could see a cock imprint in your cleavage.
If you see that a lot, that might be providing more insight into you than her.

[ShoogarBear]

However, now that you mentioned it, I am pissed when i heard that Kori has about 900 different angles of Mel bravatar. Whatever happened to sharing?

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to eat penguin.

[ShoogarBear]

Penguin sausage?

[midgetonadonkey]

I was hoping for a penguin steak.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, midgetonadonkey

Sup? :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

Won't your chick jman get upset you are being flirty with me?

[Silver21_Black20]

Won't your chick jman get upset you are being flirty with me?

j who?

[CuckingFunt]

I am really not motivated to do anything today. Sloth kicks ass sometimes.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2004/05/26/timzaccheo.jpg

This sloth?

[Silver21_Black20]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2004/05/26/timzaccheo.jpg

This sloth?

Rocky Roooooad!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Nope. This one:

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7982/slothqh7.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

I want to eat penguin.

Go to Sweden, they eat penguins there AND are eskimos.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go to Sweden, they eat penguins there AND are eskimos.

I said nothing about eskimos.

[ashbeeigh]

I said nothing about eskimos.

I like eskimos though. I thought I may sway you in that direction.

[midgetonadonkey]

What's there to like about eskimos?

[ashbeeigh]

What's there to like about eskimos?

They're hot. Swedish eskimos are hot. I will get a picture of the one I'm talking about by the end of the semester.

[Nickatina]

To my favorite bitch CuckingFunt:


We can be just like a sandwich, like ham on rye
We eye to eye, we thigh to thigh, girl when I'm inside
I'm trying to work it and jerk it girl with all my might
And you know you're my favorite cuz you keep it tight
Legs over my shoulder, hands in my hair
If you pull to tight cuz Dre Dog don't care
Sweat from my neck is dripping on your cheast
And your sucking on my fingers as I try my best
To keep them lips up until they swell
As long as I be in you they should know me well
I'm about to get some honey so we can get sticky
Prince is in the tape deck the song is "Darling Nicky"
I watch you as you moan and groan
Taking every inch of the new Jim Jones
Your eyes start to water, you bite your lips on your pretty face
You say "Dre Dog Stop!" but I don't stop the pace
I try to make it last, go ahead and grab my ass
You tell me dig deep, I try to do it fast
I'm trying to beat it up, baby in a good way
You're trying to keep up, you say you know Dre
Then she get on top and I grip you by the hips
And I can hear you say, "I'm cumming" these are your lips

[dougp]

What's there to like about eskimos?
Good question ... they look funny.

[Nickatina]

Let's make a hundred thousand
Girl you shine like a medallion
Legs just like a stallion
And I'm stylin
Seven signs of a rap cat ..
Drop it on a dime, you fine

[Nickatina]

Six inches metal in stilletos
She's wearing underwear that holds jello
She might be white, brown, or yellow
And I talk to her like Frank Costello
She's Pinocio and I'm Japetoe
And she can be a habit like a morning Espresso
Put your money in your mind in a rap cat ..
Game in your brain for life

[Nickatina]

I like your mind, your body, your soul, your figure
Catch ya, hold ya, squeeze you like a trigger

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"I don't know, but I been told...eskimo pussy is mighty cold!"

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm out. I'm gonna see Godsmack tonight.

Peace!!

[Mr Dio]

I'm out. I'm gonna see Godsmack tonight.

Peace!!


Can I go??? I love country music!

[jman3000]

haha ... i fell asleep.

[ashbeeigh]

The giant squid axon is 5 milimeters long. Now that's huge. And Jeopardy! worthy.

[Silver21_Black20]

Can I go??? I love country music!

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, shit.

[ShoogarBear]

Where is everyone?Dunno.

[Das Texan]

what the fuck is going on here?



there isnt any activity here today.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's Sunday and midge isn't here.

[ShoogarBear]

Hope he went to church.

[Das Texan]

wow.

i have vbookie money.


how did that happen.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hope he went to church.

:lol
I think the church would burn down if he went.

[Silver21_Black20]

wow.

i have vbookie money.


how did that happen.

Let's go vshopping!!

[Das Texan]

Let's go vshopping!!




what could i get?

[ashbeeigh]

there isnt any activity here today.

I decided to actually get a life. Oh harsh. No, I had homework to do.

Everyone remember the giant squid axon is 5 mm.

[dougp]

ash, bad decision ... you should have sat in here all day and talked!

[Silver21_Black20]

what could i get?

Um...you could get a pair of shoes and clothes, all in my size and give them to me. :D

[ashbeeigh]

I have more vcash than enigma. I amaze myself sometimes.

[Silver21_Black20]

ash, bad decision ... you should have sat in here all day and talked!

That would have been a boring conversation to read.

[ashbeeigh]

That would have been a boring conversation to read.

No, I had an interesting weekend. I drank for the first time since February.

[Das Texan]

Um...you could get a pair of shoes and clothes, all in my size and give them to me. :D


send those sizes my way then :smokin

[Silver21_Black20]

No, I had an interesting weekend. I drank for the first time since February.

My point exactly.

[dougp]

That would have been a boring conversation to read.
better than with you :rolleyes did you get those pics from the concert?

[ashbeeigh]

My point exactly.

Thanks for the confidence boost there Sandra. It was appreciated.

[oh crap]

It's the biggest dick in the world

[oh crap]

doesn't matter, just don't bite it

[oh crap]

she swallowed it

[TDMVPDPOY]

on the weekend went to friends party at sum korean restaurant, lets just say i didnt enjoyed the meals, but there was sumone there i enjoyed, probaly out of my league, damn i was tryin to make me move, only to be push back by surroundin idiots makin lame comments. Oh well......

went to club met sum chick who use to goto my uni, chattin her up tryin to get laid :( for that nite.....

got another party comin up this weekend, damn friends tryin to set me up with sum chick i dont even know....damn i hate couples!!! leave the single fellas alone plz

[ashbeeigh]

perhaps it was some chick and not sum?

[TDMVPDPOY]

perhaps it was some chick and not sum?

word inspector? is that a 2 point defraction?