Oh Shit!!! (5)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Let me know if any of you all want to meet on Thur.
I need to practice for next wkend in Austin.

Anyone here like Champps, BWW or Fast Eddie's?

Depends on the time, if it's late...I'd probably go, but I don't know how late I'll be taking calls that night.

[CuckingFunt]

Eh...football is boring!!
Agreed.

[Mr Dio]

Depends on the time, if it's late...I'd probably go, but I don't know how late I'll be taking calls that night.


That's right!!!
Thur there are a few games.
C'mon out no matter the time........Unless you have to wake up early.
I have to be home by 6a or I'm in trouble!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's right!!!
Thur there are a few games.
C'mon out no matter the time........Unless you have to wake up early.
I have to be home by 6a or I'm in trouble!

That's going to be crazy to deal with, but at least I get a kind of dry-run Thursday night before that beast of games start Friday.

Friday night takes up most of the schedule in today's box.

[Mr Dio]

No prob.
Just an idea.

[Silver21_Black20]

That's right!!!
Thur there are a few games.
C'mon out no matter the time........Unless you have to wake up early.
I have to be home by 6a or I'm in trouble!

By who, your ol' lady?

[CuckingFunt]

That's when his carriage turns back into a pumpkin.

[Mr Dio]

By who, your ol' lady?


Yeah, she'll lock me out. :lol
JK!

[Melmart1]

Wait a minute- PakiDan locks Dio out if he comes home after 6am? Harsh!

[ashbeeigh]

Does it smell like rain in San Antonio or is this a random Seguin thing? Or will no one answer me?

[Melmart1]

Or will no one answer me?

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, Mel... how YOU doin'?

:eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Waiting on your call, baby! :makeout

[midgetonadonkey]

Is kicking an old lady really that bad?

[Mr Dio]

Is kicking an old lady really that bad?

Did she deserve it?

[katyon6th]

Depends, could she kick your grandpa's ass?

[midgetonadonkey]

She could very well kick my grandpa's ass because he is dead.

[ashbeeigh]

I hate this 1.63 mile mark.

[midgetonadonkey]

Suck my asshole ashbeeigh.

[Mr Dio]

Suck my asshole ashbeeigh.


I'm second I'm second!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Suck my asshole ashbeeigh.

It was either my previous post or "I think I pulled a boob at the gym." (like I pulled a muscle.)

[midgetonadonkey]

How about you just keep quiet and not say a word. That might be best.

[katyon6th]

How about you just keep quiet and not say a word. That might be best.

Seriously.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Seriously.

God, Katy...such hostility.

I'm so turned on right now.

[1369]

I hate this 1.63 mile mark.

You on one of those workout machines with the internet/TV?

[midgetonadonkey]

I too get turned on by Katy's hostility. It makes me want to pull her hair and smack her ass.

[katyon6th]

God, Katy...such hostility.

I'm so turned on right now.

It's what I do.

[katyon6th]

Oh, Midge.

[ashbeeigh]

You on one of those workout machines with the internet/TV?

I watched sportscenter, I'm back now though. No internet.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh, Midge.

You will be shouting that later tonight.

[Marklar MM]

^Watch out for hidden cameras.

[Mr Dio]

You will be shouting that later tonight.

:lol

I like this place more & more everyday.

[Spam]

:lol

I like this place more & more everyday.

It's the shit!

[midgetonadonkey]

I just saw a Japanese lesbian.

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't know Japs can be lesbians.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Jap an offensive term?

[Melmart1]

Eh, it's no worse than calling someone a wetback.

[1369]

I gotta say, I'm digging listening to the stream of Boot Liquor Radio (http://www.bootliquor.com).

Cash is still the man.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't understand why it's so bad. It's just the word Japanese, just shorter.

I didn't know it was wrong to be called a wetback until I hit my teen years. All the white dudes from where I grew up used to call all the mexicans wetbacks.

[johnsmith]

I don't understand why it's so bad. It's just the word Japanese, just shorter.

I didn't know it was wrong to be called a wetback until I hit my teen years. All the white dudes from where I grew up used to call all the mexicans wetbacks.

It's all how you say it and to what audience you are saying it too. If you are around a bunch of Mexican buddies and you call them wetbacks and they laugh and make fun of whatever race you may be (I happen to be white), then it's no big deal. But if you call a bunch of Mexicans who happen to be strangers wetbacks, chances are that it's going to offend someone. Common sense goes a long way in deciding racially charged tones.
You know what I'm more shocked about is the disdain that Mexicans don't like white people. I never knew this until just recently........go figure.

[ashbeeigh]

It's all how you say it and to what audience you are saying it too. If you are around a bunch of Mexican buddies and you call them wetbacks and they laugh and make fun of whatever race you may be (I happen to be white), then it's no big deal. But if you call a bunch of Mexicans who happen to be strangers wetbacks, chances are that it's going to offend someone. Common sense goes a long way in deciding racially charged tones.
You know what I'm more shocked about is the disdain that Mexicans don't like white people. I never knew this until just recently........go figure.

Thanks for clearing that up. Except, I already knew that. And midge, most likely will rip you a new one for the response.

[johnsmith]

Thanks for clearing that up. Except, I already knew that. And midge, most likely will rip you a new one for the response.

Oh great. Now a guy posting on the internet as "midgetonadonkey" with a little picture of Luigi spinning on it is going to make fun of me. What the hell will I do? I suppose the only thing I can do is slit my wrists. I'll be sure to do it vertically this time, all those horizontal times was merely for attention.

[Mr Dio]

I don't understand why it's so bad. It's just the word Japanese, just shorter.

I didn't know it was wrong to be called a wetback until I hit my teen years. All the white dudes from where I grew up used to call all the mexicans wetbacks.


I used to laugh @ that "wetback" name.
I guess many don't know that many months out of the yr you can walk across the Rio Bravo AND in CA, AZ & NM you don't cross water to get to the US. :lol

BTW, isn't Nip, Pie Face or Zipper head closer to Jap than Wetback?

[Mr Dio]

You think Mexicans hate Whites?
Hmmmmmm.......

You should see how much Mexicans hate Hispanics or Mexican-Americans.

[jman3000]

I hate everyone except for people from Uzbekistan.

[jman3000]

and Belarus

[midgetonadonkey]

It's all how you say it and to what audience you are saying it too. If you are around a bunch of Mexican buddies and you call them wetbacks and they laugh and make fun of whatever race you may be (I happen to be white), then it's no big deal. But if you call a bunch of Mexicans who happen to be strangers wetbacks, chances are that it's going to offend someone. Common sense goes a long way in deciding racially charged tones.
You know what I'm more shocked about is the disdain that Mexicans don't like white people. I never knew this until just recently........go figure.

Don't listen to ashbeeigh, she is a cunt.

I do hate white people because I grew up with them calling me wetback.

Finally, fuck you.

[Mr Dio]

Whaaaaa????????
How can you hate people from Kyrgyzstan?????????????????

[johnsmith]

Finally, fuck you.


Midgetonadonkey is my new favorite posting.......errr......guy on this website. "Finally, fuck you". That made me actually laugh out loud.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[johnsmith]

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I don't know why that struck me so funny..........good stuff.

[katyon6th]

Midge has fans.

[jman3000]

I dated a girl from Texas once. She had an accent and was the stereotypical cowgirl. I'm gonna try to stay away from Texans from now on.

[Mr Dio]

Girls are good no matter where they're from.

The accent can be awesome, unless it's an English accent. ECKKKK!!!!!
It is so annoying!!!
The English don't sound nearly as good as Aussies do.

[johnsmith]

Midge has fans.

Hey cracka, your PM thing is full.

[katyon6th]

Hey cracka, your PM thing is full.

Oh, damn.

[katyon6th]

My PM thing is no longer full.

Everyone PM me.

Thanks.

[johnsmith]

My PM thing is no longer full.

Everyone PM me.

Thanks.

Now I'm not so sure I want to anymore.

[Mr Dio]

Tease!!!

[jman3000]

I want to date a deaf girl. So she can tell me naughty things with sign language.

[katyon6th]

I can do the alphabet in sign language.

And the fucking sign.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't mind dating a mute. That way I don't have to listen to bullshit conversation.

[jman3000]

I wouldn't mind dating a mute. That way I don't have to listen to bullshit conversation.
#1 reason why most relationships don't work: talking.

[johnsmith]

I can do the alphabet in sign language.

And the fucking sign.

What fucking sign?

[jman3000]

I can do the alphabet in sign language.

And the fucking sign.
:eyebrows

[katyon6th]

Now I'm not so sure I want to anymore.

But I want you to.

[johnsmith]

I can do the alphabet in sign language.

And the fucking sign.

What do you have against the sign that you would call it the fucking sign?

[katyon6th]

What fucking sign?

You know, the finger through the hole thing?

I thought that was universal.

[johnsmith]

You know, the finger through the hole thing?

I thought that was universal.

God, dry humor just doesn't come across that well via the internet. I meant that you hate the sign so it's the fucking sign........as in, I hate that fucking sign.

Would have been much better in person.

[katyon6th]

Dry humor kills.

[johnsmith]

Dry humor kills.

Yes, it certainly does. However, I noticed the nerds in the political forum don't seem to appreciate it all that much.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dry pussy hurts.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't understand rape. Why would a dude risk all those years in jail just to shove their dick in a dry pussy. I don't get it. Why not just find some fat low self esteem chick to fuck.

[jman3000]

power

[Mr Dio]

Or a dry ass, a guy's dry ass can hurt from what the OU boys say.
I have no idea what they're speaking of though. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Date rape I completely understand though.

[midgetonadonkey]

Any ladies want to have a few drinks with me tonight?

[Melmart1]

I want to go out for drinks with squid

[Silver21_Black20]

Any ladies want to have a few drinks with me tonight?

You buying, you broke ass Mexican?

[ShoogarBear]

Squid is overrated. You only need one if you know how to use it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What is the over/under on when Armageddon will come to pass?
I want to get down to the bookie as soon as possible with this one.
Thanks.

[tlongII]

Do people call me a cauc because I'm a caucasian?

[Taco]

Do people call me a cauc because I'm a caucasian?

http://www.legendsofhockey.net/graphspot/tre_cournoyer01.jpg

I always wondered what the "C" stood for :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Do people call me a cauc because I'm a caucasian?

Some people call you Maurice . . .

[Mr Dio]

Gangsta of Love

[Paco Aguilar]

chali con ustedes

[Mr Dio]

Vatos Locos por vida!

[Paco Aguilar]

vatos locos forever ese don't you forget it.......

[jman3000]

I just transferred the last of my savings into my checking account for a book I have to buy and some other stuff.... I am 1 step closer to being completely broke...

woot.

[jman3000]

scratch that ... I forgot I have 2 bank accounts... but I'm still 1 step closer to being broke.

[midgetonadonkey]

I live broke.

[midgetonadonkey]

Chicks love guys with no money.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh where, oh where can my batman be?

[Jekka]

I just transferred the last of my savings into my checking account for a book I have to buy and some other stuff.... I am 1 step closer to being completely broke...

woot.

I had a required textbook this semester whose list price was $80 for a 440 page paperback. Books are ridiculously expensive, I'm glad I only had to buy 20 books this fall.

[Mr Dio]

I had a required textbook this semester whose list price was $80 for a 440 page paperback. Books are ridiculously expensive, I'm glad I only had to buy 20 books this fall.


SLACKER!!!

[Melmart1]

Broke guys can still get pussy if they have a good tongue... you know, for talking. :)

[Jekka]

SLACKER!!!
:lol It's not bad for 12 hours of history.

[ShoogarBear]

20 Books for one semester? :spless:

Another advantage of being an engineering major; never really had to buy more than 7-8 books a semester.

[Jekka]

20 Books for one semester? :spless:

Another advantage of being an engineering major; never really had to buy more than 7-8 books a semester.
I've got one professor that I've taken a few classes with who is notorious for giving us ridiculous amounts of books to read (my first class with him alone required 19 books), but this semester he only assigned 11, so that helped. It's a little more than a book a week, which isn't too bad, and then the other classes on top of it.

Engineering books would be a recipe for textbook-induced narcolepsy for me - props to you for getting through that.

[ShoogarBear]

Engineering books would be a recipe for textbook-induced narcolepsy for me - props to you for getting through that.

Everyone knows you go into engineering not for the textbooks, but for the chicks. :nerd

[Jekka]

:lol Well I hope that made up for the books.

[ashbeeigh]

I've got ten books for one class this semester.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never bought all of my books. I think that's why I graduated with a 2.2 gpa.

[ashbeeigh]

I never bought all of my books. I think that's why I graduated with a 2.2 gpa.

You graduated though, right? So, it's all good. Thanks for the hostility while I was in class btw.

[Mr Dio]

I never bought all of my books. I think that's why I graduated with a 2.2 gpa.


Whew! I found someone with my GPA!!! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I always bought all my books in college. And I did all my homework and stayed current on my assigned reading.

Of course, this would have been much more effective if I'd actually gone to class to turn some of it in, but... oh well.

[katyon6th]

You graduated though, right? So, it's all good. Thanks for the hostility while I was in class btw.

Are you going to let her talk to you like that, Midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you going to let her talk to you like that, Midge?

Possibly. I might just let my frustrations build and then deal with her. I think I'm in too good of a mood right now.

[katyon6th]

I'm glad you're in a good mood.

[Melmart1]

Midge must have smoked a bowl to be in a good mood.

[ShoogarBear]

Either that or maybe he saw an old lady get run over by a truck on the way to work today.

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually I'm sober right now. I'm not usually sober during the day or night. Usually if I'm awake I'm stoned.

[midgetonadonkey]

Either that or maybe he saw an old lady get run over by a truck on the way to work today.

If that happened I'd be jacking off with excitement.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

[Melmart1]

Midge is sober as a judge- the judge who was beating off during the court cases under his robe.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Midge is sober as a judge- the judge who was beating off during the court cases under his robe.

Talk about "calling for a motion."

[tlongII]

Talk about "calling for a motion."


He should be "calling for a lotion."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So now that I'm seeing local (San Antonio) TV again, I have to note that the girl in the Fiesta Dodge commercials is kinda hot.

[ashbeeigh]

statistics can suck my mouse ball. That's how much I hate it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start making silent movies. I wonder if they could ever be popular again.

[midgetonadonkey]

Even better would be a silent porno. Every couple of minutes the screen showing the dialogue would pop up. That would be great.

[midgetonadonkey]

And when is vaudeville making it's long awaited come back?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.musicals101.com/News/crosbybennyburns.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Once he gets going you can't get a word in edgewise.

True dat.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why does 1Billups1 only talk to you, Shoog?

[CuckingFunt]

Even better would be a silent porno. Every couple of minutes the screen showing the dialogue would pop up. That would be great.
Unhh.

[ShoogarBear]

Why does 1Billups1 only talk to you, Shoog?

He doesn't just talk to me!

We have excellent discussions with Joan of Arc!

:madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

He doesn't just talk to me!

We have excellent discussions with Joan of Arc!

:madrun

Well that's just not fair. I've even asked 1Billups1 out and I get nothing.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, man. I'm so hot for her. But I'm shy.

Dude. You gotta step up to the plate some time.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck yourself ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where is everyone? I noticed I missed an appearance by the great atlfan the other night. His vulgarity is extremely missed.

[CuckingFunt]

Where is everyone? I noticed I missed an appearance by the great atlfan the other night. His vulgarity is extremely missed.
I just got home.

Everyone else must be getting laid.



Lucky bastards.

[midgetonadonkey]

Listen all you sorry motherfuckers. Today's secret word is stop.

[CuckingFunt]

Whenever anyone says the secret word, scream real loud. Ready? Let's try it!

[midgetonadonkey]

I just got home.

Everyone else must be getting laid.



Lucky bastards.

Does CuckingFunt have a job? What does CuckingFunt do for a living?

[midgetonadonkey]

I always wondered if Pee Wee ever watched porno on the Magic Screen.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mrtlg0.jpg

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/foodz2ud2.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt has a job that she hates being an evil landlord in the family owned real estate/property management office.

CuckingFunt is trying desperately to quit and go back to school, but keeps getting pulled back in. One day, however, she's just going to stop coming in.





AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is Trainwreck? I wonder if he's just given up and fucked a whore yet.

[midgetonadonkey]

CuckingFunt has a job that she hates being an evil landlord in the family owned real estate/property management office.

CuckingFunt is trying desperately to quit and go back to school, but keeps getting pulled back in. One day, however, she's just going to stop coming in.





AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

:lmao

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I always wondered if Pee Wee ever watched porno on the Magic Screen.
Pee Wee probably had Chairy give him a hand job WHILE watching porn on Magic Screen.

And, brother, you don't even want to ask about Concky.

[midgetonadonkey]

Concky is badass. He has a boom box as a chest. I wish my chest was a boom box. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/khan.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I'm old school. I was always much more impressed with the built in 45 player.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm old school. I was always much more impressed with the built in 45 player.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/105ct1e.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/105ct1e.jpg
:lmao :lmao

I'm in pain now.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/quattrosig.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

That used to be my favorite sig. But the shit did die.

[Silver21_Black20]

Get over it!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

You are gatcho.

[CuckingFunt]

Every time someone mentions the Quattro, I can't help thinking I missed out on something special.


Then I silently resent you all.

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck yourself ashbeeigh.

Dude, I wasn't even in here, I was reading for Spanish. So you. And tell me how easy it was. It would make for an interesting book.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, I wasn't even in here, I was reading for Spanish. So you. And tell me how easy it was. It would make for an interesting book.

I don't think that even made sense.

[CuckingFunt]

Dude, I wasn't even in here, I was reading for Spanish. So you. And tell me how easy it was. It would make for an interesting book.
Insults and comebacks need to be either clever or concise. Why do all of that when a simple "bite me" would have done the trick?

[midgetonadonkey]

Every time someone mentions the Quattro, I can't help thinking I missed out on something special.


Then I silently resent you all.

It was brilliant. Some of my best work is in that Quattro thread. My :smoking -horry posts are priceless. I've been asking for a pdf of it so I can send to the people that care but to no avail.

[CuckingFunt]

Being unattainable could help it acheive mythic status, though. Someday little children will gather in playgrounds to discuss the legend of The Quattro.

[ashbeeigh]

well, it was funny in my head. But my head doesn't make posts. So. I'm sol.

[CuckingFunt]

Your head doesn't make posts??

Maybe that's part of the problem. Can't expect too much coherence when your fingers are running around the keyboard all willie-nillie without the brain telling them where to go.

[ashbeeigh]

damn those fingers sometimes, damn them.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, does Keda still piss on you?

[ashbeeigh]

KEDA can kiss my non-bowling, no poker playing, non-horse racing gambling, no-cherry limeade drinking ass. So in short, no, and he never did. Haven't we been over this midgetonadonkey?

[midgetonadonkey]

I take it you are "pissed" off at Keda.

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I take it you are "pissed" off at Keda.

:lmao

That was fantastic word play midge. I want to suck your cock now.

[Silver21_Black20]

The Quattro is where I first met midge.

He thought I was a dude, what the fuck!!

[ashbeeigh]

nice play on words there midge. However, I am apathetic.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Quattro is where I first met midge.

He thought I was a dude, what the fuck!!

I still think you are a dude. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I still think you are a dude. :lol

Well...you don't wanna know what I think of you so I'd shut it if I were you.

[CuckingFunt]

Well...you don't wanna know what I think of you so I'd shut it if I were you.
I wanna know.

[CuckingFunt]

For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5981/mrsparkleab1.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

TOP-CHERRY!! I was going to bed, but now that you are here, I may stay up!

[ashbeeigh]

well damn. And she is gone. She's almost 1Billups1-esque.

[midgetonadonkey]

You drove her away in the first place ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

My new sig goes fucking hard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Karate Kid is the fucking greatest movie ever. It is so badass it ass raped the Godfather and came in it's face.

[NASpurs]

ashbeeigh: She's still mad at you for that counter-transference that happened.

[CuckingFunt]

Karate Kid is the fucking greatest movie ever. It is so badass it ass raped the Godfather and came in it's face.
Where does The Lost Boys fit in?

[ashbeeigh]

counter transference? What? I had no idea anyone was mad at me. Please telephone her and tell her I'm sorry.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where does The Lost Boys fit in?

The Lost Boys is nowhere on the list because it starred both Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. Had Corey Haim not been a part of the movie it would be a part of the top three of all time.

[CuckingFunt]

Ahh, Corey Haim.

There was once a time I wanted him to take my virginity.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mr Miyagi was a drunk. I like that about him.

Bonsai!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Ahh, Corey Haim.

There was once a time I wanted him to take my virginity.

You too?!?

[CuckingFunt]

You too?!?
Indeed. I was sure my first fuck would be either Corey Haim or Christian Slater circa Gleaming The Cube.

[midgetonadonkey]

Phase 22.8 has arrived. Who else wants to be a part of La Revolucion?!?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/chihuahuakid6gz.gif

Viva La Revolucion!

[midgetonadonkey]

Indeed. I was sure my first fuck would be either Corey Haim or Christian Slater circa Gleaming The Cube.

Would you do Legend of Billy Jean Christian Slater?

[CuckingFunt]

Phase 22.8 has arrived. Who else wants to be a part of La Revolucion?!?
I fear I'm not qualified.

[midgetonadonkey]

I fear I'm not qualified.

Are you a wetback?

[CuckingFunt]

Would you do Legend of Billy Jean Christian Slater?
Heavens no. That would have been like cheating.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you a wetback?
I am not.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am not.

Are you willing to turn your back on your fellow Gringo and do what it is the mexicans do to get revenge?

[midgetonadonkey]

It sucks. I don't even understand why Karate Kid is the fucking greatest movie ever. I want to understand why but a human mind is too fragile to truely understand something as complex as this.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you willing to turn your back on your fellow Gringo and do what it is the mexicans do to get revenge?
Sure. I've had enough people call me eye-talian to want a little revenge myself.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not even Jesus could understand why. It wasn't the Jews that killed Jesus, it was him trying to grasp the whole concept that led to his death. The bible doesn't mention this.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sure. I've had enough people call me eye-talian to want a little revenge myself.

You are Italian? I didn't know Italians came in dyke.

[CuckingFunt]

It sucks. I don't even understand why Karate Kid is the fucking greatest movie ever. I want to understand why but a human mind is too fragile to truely understand something as complex as this.
It's all about the headband.

I could never get into that movie, actually. I hated Ralph Macchio.

[midgetonadonkey]

I could never get into that movie, actually. I hated Ralph Macchio.

Blasphemy!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

You are Italian? Part Sicilian, to be technical.


I didn't know Italians came in dyke.They did. And it pissed her off.

[midgetonadonkey]

According to stereotype, you Italians are a very violent people. Is this true?

[CuckingFunt]

According to stereotype, you Italians are a very violent people. Is this true?
I, personally, am not terribly violent.

[katyon6th]

Where is everyone? I noticed I missed an appearance by the great atlfan the other night. His vulgarity is extremely missed.

Yes, he made an appearance just to be rude to me. Now, that's special.

[ShoogarBear]

Wait a minute.

CuckingFunt is Sicilian.

And works in the family business.

And every time she wants to get out, they pull her back in.

. . . . . . . Shit. Props.

:worthy:

Please, I hope I've never said anything to offend you.

[Melmart1]

CuckingFunt is a goombah. Excellent!

[CuckingFunt]

Wait a minute.

CuckingFunt is Sicilian.

And works in the family business.

And every time she wants to get out, they pull her back in.

. . . . . . . Shit. Props.

:worthy:

Please, I hope I've never said anything to offend you.
Not so far. But it's probably best to be careful.

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt is a goombah. Excellent!
I prefer to think of myself as a guinea. Or, occasionally, a dago.

[ShoogarBear]

Not so far. But it's probably best to be careful.

Okay, it's all good.
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Now go get your fucking shinebox!

[CuckingFunt]

Now go get your fucking shinebox!
:lmao

Nicely played.

[Melmart1]

I prefer to think of myself as a guinea. Or, occasionally, a dago.
I know you are only 1/2 lesbo, but I love alliteration. Therefore, you will now be known as the Dago Dyke.

[CuckingFunt]

I know you are only 1/2 lesbo, but I love alliteration. Therefore, you will now be known as the Dago Dyke.
It does have a certain ring to it.

[ShoogarBear]

For some reason now I keep hearing in my head "Dago Dyke" to the tune of "Edelweiss".

[CuckingFunt]

For some reason now I keep hearing in my head "Dago Dyke" to the tune of "Edelweiss".Is it in the dulcet tone of a dubbed Christopher Plummer?

[1369]

Is it in the dulcet tone of a dubbed Christopher Plummer?

I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews sprawled on a grand piano, Dunhill languishing in an ashtray, high ball glass of single malt in one hand, and a riding crop in the other.

[ShoogarBear]

I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews sprawled on a grand piano, Dunhill languishing in an ashtray, high ball glass of single malt in one hand, and a riding crop in the other.

ooooooh!

*golf clap*

[Silver21_Black20]

Blah!!!!!

[1369]

Blah!!!!!

Don't know why, but that made me think of Greg The Bunny.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't know why, but that made me think of Greg The Bunny.

Now, I loved that show.

In fact, I have the complete series on DVD.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Katy went and called me an asshole.

That bitch.

[katyon6th]

It's not the first time, Joe. Settle down.

And I brought your shirt last Sunday. I think I got it dirty, too. Sorry.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's not the first time, Joe. Settle down.

And I brought your shirt last Sunday. I think I got it dirty, too. Sorry.

WTF.

How the hell did my shirt get dirty, damnit?

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe she meant nasty, not dirty . . .

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Maybe she meant nasty, not dirty . . .

Well, that's a whole new can of beans.

[katyon6th]

WTF.

How the hell did my shirt get dirty, damnit?

Well, I was ... um ... you know ...

Damnit, Joe, I dropped it!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, I was ... um ... you know ...

Damnit, Joe, I dropped it!

To atone for your mistake...you must now wear my shirt during the next rainstorm and stand outside in the rain.

[ShoogarBear]

I assume my shirt is still intact, and clean.

I will be in town the end of September to pick it up.

[Kori Ellis]

I assume my shirt is still intact, and clean.

I will be in town the end of September to pick it up.

She sleeps in your shirt every night.

I'm not sure it's still clean.

[katyon6th]

I assume my shirt is still intact, and clean.

I will be in town the end of September to pick it up.

I was expecting you this weekend, Shoog.

But this is good, I can use your shirt for a little while longer.

[TDMVPDPOY]

I was expecting you this weekend, Shoog.

But this is good, I can use your shirt for a little while longer.

enjoy usin it as toilet paper replacement

[Melmart1]

Does TIMVPDPOY realize that the letter "g" is located on his keyboard between the "f" and the "h" keys?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does TIMVPDPOY realize that the letter "g" is located on his keyboard between the "f" and the "h" keys?

Probably not...read this.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=692794&postcount=7

And the whole thread is a laugh-and-a-half.

[Blanche Devereaux]

Honey, I need some cock.

[Squid]

Blanche is a whore. I like Blanche.

[SpursWoman]

I didn't know midge was starting a softball team at Ancira ... if not, I don't know who else would possibly name a team "Dirty Sanchez."

[Squid]

That pisses me off. If they were named the Dirty Sanchez Boys, that would piss me off even more.

[Squid]

I mean that pisses Midge off.

[midgetonadonkey]

I mean that pisses Midge off.

Don't speak for me asshole.

[CuckingFunt]

If it would be at all possible to be the meat in a Squid/Midge sammich, I'd be all over that action.

[Squid]

Fantastic.

[Squid]

This fucking guard is creepy. I think he is a racist. I can see it in his right eye.

[tlongII]

looks more like an octopus to me...

[Squid]

Shit. It does look like an octopus.

[Squid]

Where is my whore CuckingFunt? I want to completely put myself in her vagina and swim around her uterus.

[ashbeeigh]

enigima needs to btfo my past. geezus.

[Squid]

Enigma wants you to put on a strap on and ass fuck him.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Where is my whore CuckingFunt? I want to completely put myself in her vagina and swim around her uterus.


god damn at least im not the only one

[LaMarcus Bryant]

damn i miss ashbeeighs old avvy
can you at least pm it to me

[ashbeeigh]

damn i miss ashbeeighs old avvy
can you at least pm it to me

I deleted it from my computer. I don't even have it anymore.

[Squid]

Lies!

[Squid]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/djfunny/fuckingIT.gif

[Squid]

Ashbeeigh sent me this picture of herself.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/dolbaeb5pc1.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Where is my whore CuckingFunt? I want to completely put myself in her vagina and swim around her uterus.
Sorry, Squid honey, I was busy with my day job.

I enjoy our time together so much that I just don't have the heart to charge you enough to make ends meet.

[CuckingFunt]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/djfunny/fuckingIT.gif
Fuck you 5,000 times for that one. I'm going to have nightmares for the next month starring that clown.

You're up to full price now, fucker.

[Squid]

:lmao