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ashbeeigh
08-27-2006, 07:23 PM
word inspector? is that a 2 point defraction?

If your "sum" versus "some" was any indication of your game maybe that's why the girl didn't talk to you.

TDMVPDPOY
08-27-2006, 07:46 PM
should you back out if ur mate also likes the chick?

dougp
08-27-2006, 08:25 PM
should you back out if ur mate also likes the chick?
You should duel for her, with mechanical pencils.

ashbeeigh
08-27-2006, 08:36 PM
a battle royale.

TDMVPDPOY
08-27-2006, 08:48 PM
You should duel for her, with mechanical pencils.

i think its best if i stop thinkn about her.........she can do better than me.....:(:( i always think of that line everytime friends try to set me up, cose its fuckn true.

angel_luv
08-27-2006, 09:08 PM
Oh, wow!
Eva looked so pretty for the prime time Emmy's show. She was a co presenter for best day time movie.

I loved her dress- white, strapless, and puffy.
Her elegant pony tail was flattering too.
Tony must have been proud. :)

ashbeeigh
08-27-2006, 09:19 PM
I missed the Emmies. I watched Flip this house, Designer Star and now Entourage.

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 09:36 PM
Was Godsmack the band that George Strait 1st played with when he was in college?

dirk4mvp
08-27-2006, 10:03 PM
Who knows....

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:12 PM
Was Godsmack the band that George Strait 1st played with when he was in college?

:lol
Download some Godsmack and you tell me if it sounds like a band that Strait would be in.

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:12 PM
Hey S, I'm pissed at you!

Why didn't you warn my fat ass that Nike Shoxx have a built in arch support???
I'm mega flat-footed & now I have 2 blisters!!!

I thought a board's resident runner would help out 'mana!!!

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:13 PM
:lol
Download some Godsmack and you tell me if it sounds like a band that Strait would be in.


Seriously???
I know this may sound stupid but you and SofTM didn't look like country listeners.

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:15 PM
Hey S, I'm pissed at you!

Why didn't you warn my fat ass that Nike Shoxx have a built in arch support???
I'm mega flat-footed & now I have 2 blisters!!!

I though a board's resident runner would help out 'mana!!!

You talkin' to me???

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:17 PM
Si.

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:18 PM
Seriously???
I know this may sound stupid but you and SofTM didn't look like country listeners.

Download "Awake" you won't be dissapointed.

I know of a couple country songs but in general, I don't listen to it.

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:21 PM
Si.

How in the hell am I supposed to know you are flat-footed?

I love Nike Shoxx, feel free to buy me a pair. :D

Resident runner? :lol I've gone running once.

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:21 PM
Awake, are the lyrics OK for church?
Would you say Godsmack is as hard or softer than Jars of Clay?

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:23 PM
How in the hell am I supposed to know you are flat-footed?

I love Nike Shoxx, feel free to buy me a pair. :D

Resident runner? :lol I've gone running once.

Are you the 1 arm pit sweating 3mi running girl?????

Hmmm, buy you a pair.
Those ain't too cheap, $110-$150ish. They cost almost as much as a pair of Kenneth Coles.
You'd have to work them off S. :lol

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:24 PM
Awake, are the lyrics OK for church?
Would you say Godsmack is as hard or softer than Jars of Clay?

Um...sure, you can play that song while in church. :angel

Who the hell is Jars of Clay???

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:26 PM
Um...sure, you can play that song while in church. :angel

Who the hell is Jars of Clay???

Christian music.

ShoogarBear
08-27-2006, 10:26 PM
I'm flat footed, too, but my running stride is pretty neutral. I've been using the Nike Pegasus for the past year and really like them.

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:27 PM
Are you the 1 arm pit sweating 3mi running girl?????

Hmmm, buy you a pair.
Those ain't too cheap, $110-$150ish. They cost almost as much as a pair of Kenneth Coles.
You'd have to work them off S. :lol

Yes, I am but it was 2mi.

Well........my birthday is next month and a new pair of Shoxx would help my running. :tu

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:28 PM
Christian music.

Hmmm...if you listen to Christian music than maybe you shouldn't download Godsmack. They are too hard for you.

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:29 PM
I'm flat footed, too, but my running stride is pretty neutral. I've been using the Nike Pegasus for the past year and really like them.


Pegasus do rock!
Got my 1st pr yrs & yrs ago.
Pegasus line apprx 18yr old Shoog?

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:29 PM
Hmmm...if you listen to Christian music than maybe you shouldn't download Godsmack. They are too hard for you.


:lol

R U serious, did I really have u goin?

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:30 PM
Yes, I am but it was 2mi.

Well........my birthday is next month and a new pair of Shoxx would help my running. :tu


OK, give me your checkbook & I'll get mi hija whatever she wants!!!

ShoogarBear
08-27-2006, 10:37 PM
Pegasus do rock!
Got my 1st pr yrs & yrs ago.
Pegasus line apprx 18yr old Shoog?Couldn't say. I've been using New Balance pretty much up until last year. Never really paid a lot of attention to running shoes until I got patellar tendonitis about 6-7 years ago.

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:41 PM
OK, give me your checkbook & I'll get mi hija whatever she wants!!!

:lol
You cheap ass!!!

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:42 PM
:lol

R U serious, did I really have u goin?

Nah...I knew you couldn't be that much of a dork.

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:46 PM
:lol
You cheap ass!!!

OK, I guess I'll email you my sancha application.
If you get the job, you get the Shoxx, and then some! :lol

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:47 PM
Nah...I knew you couldn't be that much of a dork.

:lol
You'd be suprised.
I still love to collect sportscards.

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:49 PM
Couldn't say. I've been using New Balance pretty much up until last year. Never really paid a lot of attention to running shoes until I got patellar tendonitis about 6-7 years ago.


I've never had the pleasure of doing a Greek chick yet.
Was she any good? Is it true what they say about Greeks?

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 10:50 PM
OK, I guess I'll email you my sancha application.
If you get the job, you get the Shoxx, and then some! :lol

Aren't you a couple of decades older than me?? :lol

ShoogarBear
08-27-2006, 10:54 PM
I've never had the pleasure of doing a Greek chick yet.
Was she any good? Is it true what they say about Greeks?Greek chicks, Greek guys. They're all Greek to me.

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:57 PM
Aren't you a couple of decades older than me?? :lol


At least!
You're 18yo right?

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 10:58 PM
Greek chicks, Greek guys. They're all Greek to me.

:lol

ashbeeigh
08-27-2006, 11:00 PM
Body Worlds Body World, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. I should create a troll by the name of von Hagen.

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 11:01 PM
At least!
You're 18yo right?

Nope. I'm 24. Now that you know I'm not 18 years old, I won't get the Shoxx. :depressed

ashbeeigh
08-27-2006, 11:03 PM
I think I'm going to go running tomorrow, and lift some weights...well push weights with my legs, close enough. Just so everyone is well aware of my busy, busy schedule.

Das Texan
08-27-2006, 11:05 PM
Nope. I'm 24. Now that you know I'm not 18 years old, I won't get the Shoxx. :depressed


well thats old enough.

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 11:07 PM
I think I'm going to go running tomorrow, and lift some weights...well push weights with my legs, close enough. Just so everyone is well aware of my busy, busy schedule.

If you go running tomorrow ashbeeigh than I'll go running tomorrow. :tu

ashbeeigh
08-27-2006, 11:14 PM
If you go running tomorrow ashbeeigh than I'll go running tomorrow. :tu
:tu. 11:30. Treadmill. Fitness Center. :D I'm going to wear extra socks to see if my legs won't hurt this time.

Mr Dio
08-27-2006, 11:15 PM
Nope. I'm 24. Now that you know I'm not 18 years old, I won't get the Shoxx. :depressed


Well, sancha applicants must be between 18yo-25yo so you're still in the running. Get it?!?!?!, running.....

ashbeeigh
08-27-2006, 11:17 PM
Dio kills me sometimes. sometimes.

Silver21_Black20
08-27-2006, 11:23 PM
Well, sancha applicants must be between 18yo-25yo so you're still in the running. Get it?!?!?!, running.....

Aw geez...you are a dork. :lol

I only have twenty four days left to qualify.

LaMarcus Bryant
08-27-2006, 11:28 PM
SnB is so nice and tall

Mr Dio
08-28-2006, 12:05 AM
Dio kills me sometimes. sometimes.

:lol

Mr Dio
08-28-2006, 12:05 AM
SnB is so nice and tall

PM me details vato.

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 10:16 AM
I'm the next contenstant on the Price is Right!!!

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 10:26 AM
Call 1-800-Steamer. Stanley Steamer makes carpets cleaner.

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 10:26 AM
PM me details vato.

I got a few stories I can tell about SB. :hat

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 10:28 AM
If I was on Price is Right I would bid $1 every fucking time.

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 10:46 AM
I don't want to sound like a queer or anything but I love chorizo.

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 10:47 AM
H-E-B chorizo from the meat market is the best.

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 10:51 AM
In two Saturdays I must wear a tuxedo. Is there anything sexier than a fat guy in a tux?

ashbeeigh
08-28-2006, 11:07 AM
I'm going to the gym. No one miss me.

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-28-2006, 11:09 AM
I'm going to the gym. No one miss me.

We can't miss you until you actually LEAVE!

Mr Dio
08-28-2006, 11:18 AM
I don't want to sound like a queer or anything but I love chorizo.


Hi Midge!!!!

Mr Dio
08-28-2006, 11:19 AM
H-E-B chorizo from the meat market is the best.


Tease.

Mr Dio
08-28-2006, 11:19 AM
In two Saturdays I must wear a tuxedo. Is there anything sexier than a fat guy in a tux?

A short, old fat guy in a tux?

Mr Dio
08-28-2006, 11:21 AM
I got a few stories I can tell about SB. :hat


Details vato, details!! :lol

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 11:23 AM
Tease.

Are you the male version of Melmart on SpursTalk?

angel_luv
08-28-2006, 11:26 AM
I'm going to the gym. No one miss me.


Happy exercising! :)

Melmart1
08-28-2006, 11:33 AM
Are you the male version of Melmart on SpursTalk?
How YOU doing? :lol

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 11:37 AM
How YOU doing? :lol

Oo...a Melmart, Mr Dio, midge sandwich... :lol

Mr Dio
08-28-2006, 12:01 PM
Are you the male version of Melmart on SpursTalk?


Huh?

Mr Dio
08-28-2006, 12:02 PM
Oo...a Melmart, Mr Dio, midge sandwich... :lol


Seems to me that S is in demand here on the board.
Hmmmm....................

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 12:21 PM
Huh?

Cause you were flirting with midge. That wasn't the first time either, I've seen it in other threads.

batman2883
08-28-2006, 12:21 PM
i put the ean, in mean

batman2883
08-28-2006, 12:22 PM
i put the art, in melmart

batman2883
08-28-2006, 12:22 PM
i put the black, in silver21 Black 20

batman2883
08-28-2006, 12:22 PM
i put the nig, in enigma

batman2883
08-28-2006, 12:22 PM
giggity giggity

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 12:22 PM
Seems to me that S is in demand here on the board.
Hmmmm....................

Nah...I'd be the one holding the video camera. :lol

ashbeeigh
08-28-2006, 12:24 PM
Happy exercising! :)

Oh thank you! :D The best part was the shower at the end.

batman2883
08-28-2006, 12:27 PM
sandra

batman2883
08-28-2006, 12:28 PM
i put the 69 in 1369

Das Texan
08-28-2006, 12:28 PM
is it the weekend yet?

Spam
08-28-2006, 12:30 PM
I put the 57 in Heinze 57.

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 12:30 PM
mark

batman2883
08-28-2006, 12:31 PM
how are you my love, ive missed you so!

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 12:34 PM
I'm well. How have you been?

batman2883
08-28-2006, 01:27 PM
I'm well. How have you been?
i have been alright i suppose, just been working, promoting, and getting very little sleep lately. How's life for you

dougp
08-28-2006, 01:50 PM
i put the nig, in enigma
<--- white as white can be.

jman3000
08-28-2006, 03:07 PM
The only reason I gave 2 units of blood today is because one of the worker ladies said my blood is universal and they give it to babies.... and she was hot.

jman3000
08-28-2006, 03:10 PM
and they had punch and pizza.

and i got a free bag.

but mostly because she was hot.

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 03:11 PM
I donated blood a few weeks back. I don't think they can use it because of my drug addiction. If they did somebody is walking around half lit.

ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 03:19 PM
and they had punch and pizza.

and i got a free bag.

but mostly because she was hot.

-Horry

midgetonadonkey
08-28-2006, 03:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olea5iKgrJw

ashbeeigh
08-28-2006, 04:01 PM
I have to put together a blood drive in about 11 days. Hoooolllly Crap. And I'm hungry.

tlongII
08-28-2006, 04:24 PM
I have to put together a blood drive in about 11 days. Hoooolllly Crap. And I'm hungry.

I do not recommend consuming the blood.

ashbeeigh
08-28-2006, 04:28 PM
I do not recommend consuming the blood.

Was it an assumption I was a vampire? I meant organize.

ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 05:07 PM
Organize? Just get a big knife and some Baggies and run around stabbing people.

Boston George
08-28-2006, 05:28 PM
shoog...suck my left nut

ashbeeigh
08-28-2006, 05:36 PM
I may act cold hearted sometimes Shoog, but I'm nowhere near that brutal.

ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 06:09 PM
Okay, then use a little knife.

ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 06:16 PM
shoog...suck my left nut

You first big boy.


http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/squirrels%20nuts.jpg

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 07:17 PM
shoog...suck my left nut
Wouldn't the right one get jealous?

oh crap
08-28-2006, 07:27 PM
get it all baby ..
get it all baby ..
get it all baby ..
"what you want me to do with it?"
don't matter just don't bite it
she swallowed it ..
suck this dick for daddy
she swallowed it ..
usin' that lips
she swallowed it ..
it's the world's biggest dick
"what do you want me to do with it?"
don't matter just don't bite it

oh crap
08-28-2006, 07:27 PM
Slow is the tempo
Now talkin' but an info
So peep it up here goes the info
This is the bitches and the ho's crew
She get it as much we make bets on who's the ho's we'd love to go through
And for the shit that she does give her a drum role
Because the dumb bitch licks out the asshole
And a list of videotaper
And if you got a gang of niggaz, the bitch would let you rape her
She likes suckin' on dicks, and lickin' up nutz
And they even take de broomstick at the butt
Just to say that she did it with a rapper
But the pussy was more fishy than red snapper
"But how many licks would it take" She ax's
"To make MC Ren start gooshin' up vanilla shake"
She took her tongue out her mouth, put it on top
Like a cherry, started movin' it like a snake and it was very Irresistable
I could'nt pay the bitch to quit
Cuz the ho' was doin' some ole' crazy shit
That made me start havin' a fit'
Cuz the bitch sucks de hellified dick .. [suck this dick]

oh crap
08-28-2006, 07:27 PM
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 07:34 PM
Ok ashbeeigh, I kept my word...I went running today. I ran the whole 1st mile :clap than ran/walked 2mi.

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 07:37 PM
I still say "ew" to running.

Melmart1
08-28-2006, 07:39 PM
I still say "ew" to running.
:tu

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 07:46 PM
My ears are still ringing from the concert I went to last night. Is this the first sign that I'm no longer the spring chicken I once was?

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 07:56 PM
My ears are still ringing from the concert I went to last night. Is this the first sign that I'm no longer the spring chicken I once was?

More than likely.

What concert was it?

ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 07:57 PM
I still say "ew" to running.Better run now, or it'll be a lot harder in ten years.

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 07:58 PM
More than likely.
:madrun


What concert was it?
Red Hot Chili Peppers with Mars Volta.

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 07:59 PM
Better run now, or it'll be a lot harder in ten years.
My aversion to running has nothing to do with being out of shape. I just prefer walking.

Kori Ellis
08-28-2006, 08:03 PM
Better run now, or it'll be a lot harder in ten years.

Running isn't good for girls with big tits.

LaMarcus Bryant
08-28-2006, 08:03 PM
I just burnt 560 calories on a treadmill

LaMarcus Bryant
08-28-2006, 08:04 PM
Running isn't good for girls with big tits.


its good for the guys that get to watch

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 08:04 PM
Running isn't good for girls with big tits.
Bingo.

ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 08:06 PM
Running isn't good for girls with big tits.Who cares if it's good for YOU . . . I mean, okay, well how about tennis, then?

Kori Ellis
08-28-2006, 08:10 PM
Who cares if it's good for YOU . . . I mean, okay, well how about tennis, then?

Tennis isn't as bad.

But seriously even with a good sports bra, if you have D's and up, there's just too much bouncing.

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 08:11 PM
Painful bouncing at that.

Kori Ellis
08-28-2006, 08:11 PM
Painful bouncing at that.

That's what I mean.

Melmart1
08-28-2006, 08:15 PM
Shit, I wear a c-cup and the only time it doesn't hurt running is when I wear a b-cup sports bra and squish them down. Running sucks. I don't know how Ashbeeigh runs with her big ol titties.

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 08:15 PM
I imagine tennis wouldn't be quite as bad as running in terms of bouncing, but I've avoided it ever since one of those ball machines nailed me square in the bazoom when I was in high school.

Melmart1
08-28-2006, 08:16 PM
Tennis is for lesbians.

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 08:17 PM
Agreed.

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 08:21 PM
Shit, I wear a c-cup and the only time it doesn't hurt running is when I wear a b-cup sports bra and squish them down. Running sucks. I don't know how Ashbeeigh runs with her big ol titties.

Well shit...I'm no A cup but I manage. However, the moment I feel that running is reducing the size of my ass, I'm quitting.

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 08:24 PM
Well shit...I'm no A cup but I manage. However, the moment I feel that running is reducing the size of my ass, I'm quitting.
:tu

My one stipulation when I briefly worked with a trainer was that I wanted to keep my ass at all costs.

TDMVPDPOY
08-28-2006, 08:24 PM
Well shit...I'm no A cup but I manage. However, the moment I feel that running is reducing the size of my ass, I'm quitting.

drop it like its hot

LaMarcus Bryant
08-28-2006, 08:26 PM
tennis would have to be way harsher on big titties than running

do you ever see serena williams play? They're going up and down and at impossible angles to each other constantly

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 08:27 PM
tennis would have to be way harsher on big titties than running

do you ever see serena williams play? They're going up and down and at impossible angles to each other constantly
Well, I think there's a slight difference between playing a leisurely game of tennis and playing at Wimbledon.

LaMarcus Bryant
08-28-2006, 08:50 PM
Well, I think there's a slight difference between playing a leisurely game of tennis and playing at Wimbledon.


yeah exactly, but unless you play like those old grandmas in the 50's wouldn't the erratic motions be more annoying than a consant rhythm of movement

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 08:52 PM
yeah exactly, but unless you play like those old grandmas in the 50's wouldn't the erratic motions be more annoying than a consant rhythm of movement
Doubtful.

LaMarcus Bryant
08-28-2006, 08:54 PM
why you gotta be such a naysayer

either one would be worth watching though

Silver21_Black20
08-28-2006, 09:01 PM
LMB is good people!!

CuckingFunt
08-28-2006, 09:31 PM
why you gotta be such a naysayer

either one would be worth watching though
Naysayer? I know for a fact that I very, VERY seldom say "nay."

Besides, can't we all agree that there are several situations/circumstances in which bouncing boobies are much more fun to watch than either running or playing tennis?

ashbeeigh
08-28-2006, 09:43 PM
Shit, I wear a c-cup and the only time it doesn't hurt running is when I wear a b-cup sports bra and squish them down. Running sucks. I don't know how Ashbeeigh runs with her big ol titties.

Very slowly.

LuvBones
08-28-2006, 09:55 PM
:wtf How do you run slowly?

ashbeeigh
08-28-2006, 09:57 PM
:wtf How do you run slowly?

It's more like a half assed jog at the moment since I'm a closet ashmatic.

ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 10:27 PM
Tennis isn't as bad.

But seriously even with a good sports bra, if you have D's and up, there's just too much bouncing.Pfft. I've had running partners who were DD's.

You just gotta suck it up.

LuvBones
08-28-2006, 10:28 PM
Pfft. I've had running partners who were DD's.

You just gotta suck it up.Suck it up! haha.... more like hold 'em up!

ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 10:29 PM
However, you have discussed many good ideas for improving next year's bravatars.

TDMVPDPOY
08-28-2006, 10:46 PM
However, you have discussed many good ideas for improving next year's bravatars.

lets see sum of these gurls where madonna cone bras....

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 12:05 AM
Pfft. I've had running partners who were DD's.

You just gotta suck it up.
The question isn't can it be done, but rather, is it worth it? I say no. I've always kept in very good shape without running.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2006, 12:26 AM
There's other options then running, but to get ready for a 5k what the hell hell is there to get ready a cup to dd?

tlongII
08-29-2006, 09:36 AM
Naysayer? I know for a fact that I very, VERY seldom say "nay."

Besides, can't we all agree that there are several situations/circumstances in which bouncing boobies are much more fun to watch than either running or playing tennis?


:tu

batman2883
08-29-2006, 10:50 AM
Whats The Story Morning Glory
Whats Word Humming Bird

NorCal510
08-29-2006, 11:26 AM
asdf

SpursWoman
08-29-2006, 11:55 AM
Tennis isn't as bad.

But seriously even with a good sports bra, if you have D's and up, there's just too much bouncing.



Nike makes a compression bra that is worth every penny of it's $70 price tag, no matter your size. I'm not a D, but I actually feel (and look!) prepubescent when I wear it. :spin

SpursWoman
08-29-2006, 12:02 PM
And the only thing that watching boobs bounce does for me is make me cringe at how painful that can be, and then laugh when I think of when this woman gets older she's going to be able to kick them with her knees....or the amount of money she's going to have to shell out having them lifted. Hardly an aphrodisiac.

katyon6th
08-29-2006, 12:02 PM
$70?

I'll bounce, thank you.

SpursWoman
08-29-2006, 12:03 PM
$70?

I'll bounce, thank you.


:lol :lol

Yeah, but I've got about 10 years and 2 kids more gravity fighting against me. :depressed

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 12:03 PM
I steer clear of anything with the word 'compression' in it that is made for breasts. My nipples hurt just thinking about it.

SpursWoman
08-29-2006, 12:05 PM
It's actually very comfortable ... but placing the shoulder strap of your seatbelt isn't quite as convenient.

katyon6th
08-29-2006, 12:05 PM
In high school, us big breasted softball players would wear a sports bra over another bra ... it worked just fine.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 12:21 PM
My nipples hurt just thinking about it.

I wouldn't mind gently hurting those nipp...

Uh, hey, Mel!

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2006, 12:27 PM
I remember when batman used to brush my hair and sing me Journey songs.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 12:29 PM
I remember when batman used to brush my hair and sing me Journey songs.

Someday, love will find you

Break those, chains that bind you

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 12:38 PM
There was a perfectly good series of posts going until midget f'd it up with his usual shit.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 12:39 PM
There was a perfectly good series of posts going until midget f'd it up with his usual shit.

I would brush Katy's hair and sing her Journey songs.

katyon6th
08-29-2006, 12:40 PM
I would brush Katy's hair and sing her Journey songs.

"Faithfully" is one of my personal favorites, just so you know.

1369
08-29-2006, 12:40 PM
There was a perfectly good series of posts going until midget f'd it up with his usual shit.

Damn Shoog, since the welfare check doesn't come in until the first of the month, there ain't a whole lot for Ritalin after Momma blows it all on crack and Thunderbird.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 12:48 PM
I wouldn't mind gently hurting those nipp...

Uh, hey, Mel!
Gently?

You pussy. :rolleyes

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 12:52 PM
Gently?

You pussy. :rolleyes

:lmao

It's a gradual process. I've got to learn about Mel and what she likes.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 12:53 PM
:rolleyes Yeah, right. What would a lesbian know about rough sex?

:p

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 01:02 PM
:rolleyes Yeah, right. What would a lesbian know about rough sex?

:p
:angel

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 01:09 PM
No, really. I've seen all those flicks. Horrible soft rock plays while you tenderly fondle each other.

tlongII
08-29-2006, 01:27 PM
Girls on Trampolines!!!

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/45/232945.jpg

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 01:37 PM
I have never engaged in fisting, but I find it hard to believe this is not considered rough sex?

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 01:43 PM
:rolleyes Yeah, right. What would a lesbian know about rough sex?

:p
Don't know.

I'll have to find one and ask her.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2006, 02:19 PM
There was a perfectly good series of posts going until midget f'd it up with his usual shit.

I couldn't help it. I really miss Batman.

1369
08-29-2006, 02:22 PM
Know what you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian's apartment?
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Potpourri

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 02:23 PM
Don't know.

I'll have to find one and ask her.

Are you trying to screw with my carefully premeditated stereotyping? Tough, you've already been assigned.

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 02:29 PM
Shoog does not engage in the labeling of lesbains because of premeditated stereotyping, it's because it turns him on.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 02:31 PM
Shoog does not engage in the labeling of lesbains because of premeditated stereotyping, it's because it turns him on.

Lesbains? Now that sounds really hot!

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 02:33 PM
You think everything is hot.

Squid
08-29-2006, 02:50 PM
I think I need a new mouse.

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 03:16 PM
Squid, my darling! Your mere presence in this thread makes me wet in preparation for your tentacles.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 04:04 PM
Let's go back to breast talk. :lol

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 04:12 PM
:lol

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 05:19 PM
Squid, my darling! Your mere presence in this thread makes me wet in preparation for your tentacles.
Ditto.

And I have the sudden craving for ink.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 05:21 PM
Ditto.

And I have the sudden craving for ink.

I've got some milky white ink for you.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 05:23 PM
I've got some milky white ink for you.
I had quite a tantalizing response all typed out...

but then I began to worry I'd be fucking with Shoog's carefully premeditated stereotyping.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:24 PM
What the hell, go for it.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 05:24 PM
I had quite a tantalizing response all typed out...

but then I began to worry I'd be fucking with Shoog's carefully premeditated stereotyping.

Damnit, Shoog!

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 05:25 PM
What the hell, go for it.
I can't. The moment has passed.

Oh well.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:26 PM
Damnit, Shoog!

I know, that smoove line of yours probably had her, too.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:26 PM
"Milky white ink". Gotta write that one down for this weekend.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 05:27 PM
"Milky white ink". Gotta write that one down for this weekend.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:29 PM
I can't. The moment has passed.

Oh well.

This is always a slick thing to say when you didn't actually have a response the first time.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:30 PM
(Okay, Blaze, I just made a last-ditch effort for you.)

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 05:32 PM
This is always a slick thing to say when you didn't actually have a response the first time.
And this is an even slicker thing to say when you want to see what the response was.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:32 PM
(Okay, Blaze, I just made a last-ditch effort for you.)

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 05:33 PM
I can't. The moment has passed.

Oh well.
Internet tease!

/fake bricklayer troll

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 05:34 PM
And this is an even slicker thing to say when you want to see what the response was.

I think she's got you there, bub.

polandprzem
08-29-2006, 05:35 PM
I'm looking for some company, where can I find it?

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:36 PM
From that pic, looks like you already found some.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-29-2006, 05:37 PM
From that pic, looks like you already found some.

There was an additional comment about possible jailbait, but I thought that would be wrong.

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 05:38 PM
I'm looking for some company, where can I find it?
1-900-CALL-MEL

$1.99 the first minute, 99 cents each additional minute. Those are special SpursTalk member rates btw.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 05:40 PM
1-900-CALL-MEL

$1.99 the first minute, 99 cents each additional minute. Those are special SpursTalk member rates btw.
Even for Kings fans?

:eyebrows

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:40 PM
I already posted this a while back, but if you're looking to get wood:

www.melmart.com

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:41 PM
Fuckin lines are busy! :madrun

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 05:41 PM
Even for Kings fans?

:eyebrows
For you? The free 800 number, baby! :eyebrows

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 05:42 PM
I already posted this a while back, but if you're looking to get wood:

www.melmart.com
:lmao I totally forgot about that!

polandprzem
08-29-2006, 05:43 PM
Melmart why it costs so much?

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 05:44 PM
Melmart why it costs so much?
What's the matter, you don't think she's worth it?

Melmart1
08-29-2006, 05:46 PM
Melmart why it costs so much?
It only costs a lot if you are drunk and can't finish.

tlongII
08-29-2006, 05:49 PM
I am bored.

polandprzem
08-29-2006, 05:49 PM
It only costs a lot if you are drunk and can't finish.

No way.

btw. I do not know if she's worthy Funt

I'm not drinking much (well when I'm drinking I'm drinking much). But hmm well. The only problem would be not the finishing one but CAN YOU STEP UP AND IMROVE for me :)

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 05:50 PM
I am bored.

Whyn't you pop in the Blazers' highlight CD from last year?

tlongII
08-29-2006, 05:56 PM
Whyn't you pop in the Blazers' highlight CD from last year?


Hardy Har Har!

It's just a matter of time...

polandprzem
08-29-2006, 06:01 PM
:depressed

Now I'm getting bored

katyon6th
08-29-2006, 06:11 PM
There's like this lingering smell of blueberry muffins. What the fuck?

atlfan25
08-29-2006, 06:30 PM
There's like this lingering smell of blueberry muffins. What the fuck?

jesus fucking christ

Where? In your cunt?

I suppose you posted this bullshit here hoping somebody might be able to offer you a solution? Or possibly come over and fix the problem themselves? I suspect not.

So why the fuck did you post this horseshit?

Dumb fucking slut.

katyon6th
08-29-2006, 06:32 PM
jesus fucking christ

Where? In your cunt?

I suppose you posted this bullshit here hoping somebody might be able to offer you a solution? Or possibly come over and fix the problem themselves? I suspect not.

So why the fuck did you post this horseshit?

Dumb fucking slut.

Yes, come smell my cunt.

You fucking dick, you're so goddamn hostile.

atlfan25
08-29-2006, 06:33 PM
I Could Give A Fuck

tlongII
08-29-2006, 06:35 PM
I don't get it? What's with the hostility? Is it feigned?

katyon6th
08-29-2006, 06:36 PM
I Could Give A Fuck

Yes, I know.

polandprzem
08-29-2006, 06:36 PM
good nite girls and boyz

katyon6th
08-29-2006, 06:36 PM
I don't get it? What's with the hostility? Is it feigned?

He needs pussy.

Badly.

MannyIsGod
08-29-2006, 06:37 PM
Katy's still pissed off ATL slammed her head against the window when they had sex in the back seat.

ChumpDumper
08-29-2006, 06:37 PM
He needs pussy.

Badly.Blueberry pussy.

MannyIsGod
08-29-2006, 06:38 PM
Blueberry pussy.Is that what they call it when its bruised?

atlfan25
08-29-2006, 06:40 PM
Katy's still pissed off ATL slammed her head against the window when they had sex in the back seat.
Don't let her kid you, she likes it rough.

katyon6th
08-29-2006, 06:43 PM
Don't let her kid you, she likes it rough.

I can't argue that.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 06:54 PM
jesus fucking christ

Where? In your cunt?
Was that an insult?

I can think of much worse things than a cunt that smells like blueberry muffins.

TDMVPDPOY
08-29-2006, 06:59 PM
katy, post pic of blueberry cunt plz

LaMarcus Bryant
08-29-2006, 07:06 PM
god damn lucy lawless is fucking fine--liked her better as a brunette though

ALLLALALALLALALALLALALALALLA!!!!

ChumpDumper
08-29-2006, 07:10 PM
If only she had a nipple slip like when she sang the national anthem.

I'm shocked Roseanne is somehow not on this show.

CuckingFunt
08-29-2006, 08:04 PM
god damn lucy lawless is fucking fine--liked her better as a brunette though

ALLLALALALLALALALLALALALALLA!!!!
Xena?

Isn't she a little mannish?

TDMVPDPOY
08-29-2006, 08:05 PM
Xena?

Isn't she a little mannish?
manbeast

ChumpDumper
08-29-2006, 08:07 PM
Xena?

Isn't she a little mannish?Well the actrees isn't anymore.

Das Texan
08-29-2006, 09:09 PM
damn the internet here in this hotel blows.

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 09:21 PM
damn the internet here in this hotel blows.Stop looking at porn sites.

ashbeeigh
08-29-2006, 10:25 PM
dum dum dum.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2006, 10:26 PM
Mr Dio???

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:28 PM
Yes ma'am?

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2006, 10:30 PM
Yes ma'am?

How are you?

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:33 PM
Good, tired.
And you?

Where do you run?
NO!, I'm not a stalker.

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:36 PM
Are you all here every night???

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 10:36 PM
You should come up to DC and run the Army Ten-Miler in October.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2006, 10:37 PM
Good, tired.
And you?

Where do you run?
NO!, I'm not a stalker.

I'm well, thanks!

I run at Southside Lions. Why? You wanna run with me?

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2006, 10:38 PM
Are you all here every night???

Pretty much. Oh Shit!!! rarely rests.

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:39 PM
I'm well, thanks!

I run at Southside Lions. Why? You wanna run with me?


I do a MAX of 5.0 on a treadmill indoors with a/c, I would D_I_E outside.

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:40 PM
Pretty much. Oh Shit!!! rarely rests.


You all GTG for any football games?

I've been going to BWW for the video poker some nights.....May have to meet up with Butta 1 night @ the DeZ loc. I usually go to 151.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2006, 10:42 PM
I do a MAX of 5.0 on a treadmill indoors with a/c, I would D_I_E outside.

Booooo!!! :lol

I go around 6:30ish.

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2006, 10:42 PM
When I grow up I want to be Mr. Dio.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2006, 10:44 PM
You all GTG for any football games?

I've been going to BWW for the video poker some nights.....May have to meet up with Butta 1 night @ the DeZ loc. I usually go to 151.

Eh...football is boring!!

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:44 PM
When I grow up I want to be Mr. Dio.


Old, short, overweight, big forehead, flat feet, etc.... :lol

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2006, 10:45 PM
Eh...football is boring!!

Blasphemy!!

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:45 PM
Eh...football is boring!!


Orale! No way...R U serious???

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:45 PM
Blasphemy!!


Double Ditto!!

midgetonadonkey
08-29-2006, 10:45 PM
Old, short, overweight, big forehead, flat feet, etc.... :lol


Exactly.

Silver21_Black20
08-29-2006, 10:52 PM
Blasphemy!!


Orale! No way...R U serious???

Yea...I'm not into watching football.

Mr Dio
08-29-2006, 10:52 PM
Let me know if any of you all want to meet on Thur.
I need to practice for next wkend in Austin.

Anyone here like Champps, BWW or Fast Eddie's?