Free Quattro Razor (13)

[Master Shake]

Jason, kneel before Sod!!! Snootchi boochies

[jman3000]

A friend of mine came down with tuberculosis (sp?) and now every person she's been in close contact with for the past month has to be tested or some shit.

fucking cunt.

[ORION]

stole which one?
the master shake account

[jman3000]

i hope they dont find my AIDS.

[samikeyp]

Oh man that is terrible! I say you deserve a nice hotel stay until the water heater is fixed...


Hell yes!


Viva....love the Sinistar sig. :tu

[mrsmaalox]

A friend of mine came down with tuberculosis (sp?) and now every person she's been in close contact with for the past month has to be tested or some shit.

fucking cunt.

Is she from Mexico? or some other 3rd world country?

[jman3000]

Is she from Mexico? or some other 3rd world country?
close.

she's originally from el paso.

[ATRAIN]

i hope they dont find my AIDS.

Did you already take care of "THE DRIP"?

[jman3000]

they told me they'd have to take care of the clap first, then the drip.

[jman3000]

i think it adds character.

fuck them.

[ATRAIN]

they told me they'd have to take care of the clap first, then the drip.


Don't forget to ice them warts

[ATRAIN]

i think it adds character.

fuck them.


Hey nothing says I love you more than herpies

[Melmart1]

A friend of mine came down with tuberculosis (sp?) and now every person she's been in close contact with for the past month has to be tested or some shit.

fucking cunt.
Is this ice cream cake woman? If you would stop being such a manwhore, this wouldn't happen. Slut.

[jman3000]

Hey nothing says I love you more than herpies

especially when it's the herpies themselves that are talking.

[Melmart1]

Hey nothing says I love you more than herpies
Your girlfriends must reallllly love you, then.

[ATRAIN]

especially when it's the herpies themselves that are talking.


Its the gift that keeps on giving

[jman3000]

Is this ice cream cake woman? If you would stop being such a manwhore, this wouldn't happen. Slut.
this is actually just a friend. she's a man among men.

an amazon to the highest degree.

[ATRAIN]

Your girlfriends must reallllly love you, then.


Its Valentine's day everyday at my house.

[Melmart1]

Its Valentine's day everyday at my house.
Your roommates must be terrified.

[mrsmaalox]

close.

she's originally from el paso.


HEY! I'm from El Paso! :oops

[jman3000]

I'm sorry.

[mrsmaalox]

Its Valentine's day everyday at my house.

Atrain!!!! Welcome back! Did you enjoy your sabbatical?

[ORION]

I watched that new ATHF episode last night. It was pretty funny even though shake had one line. I love invisible robot meat!

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sorry.

So am I. Anyway how long has she had TB and when was the last time you were around her?

[jman3000]

I don't even know how long she's had it. She was feeling sick when we went to Dallas in September, but I doubt she's had it that long.

Last time I was around her was last week, before she went in doctor prescribed seclusion.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://offtopic.kimcm.dk/Images/BodyCondom.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Well if you are going to get tested, it takes about 2-3 months before you'll test positive if you are infected.

[jman3000]

:lmao

I did not know that. How fucking gay.

[jman3000]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

my own personal note taker.

bad ass!

[CuckingFunt]

I watched that new ATHF episode last night. It was pretty funny even though shake had one line. I love invisible robot meat!Invisible robot meat!!

[florige]

Atrain!!!! Welcome back! Did you enjoy your sabbatical?


He's been back. Where have you been?

[mrsmaalox]

He's been back. Where have you been?

Guess I just missed him. AND I have been having technical trouble---the "fatal error" sort! :pctoss

[florige]

Guess I just missed him. AND I have been having technical trouble---the "fatal error" sort! :pctoss



The blue screen error, yeah I know all about that... :lol

[to21]

Guess I just missed him. AND I have been having technical trouble---the "fatal error" sort! :pctoss
Maybe you should stick to this:

http://www.bloggingweb20.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/spiral-note-pad-with-pen-empty.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe you should stick to this:

http://www.bloggingweb20.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/spiral-note-pad-with-pen-empty.jpg

What in the world is THAT!? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey nothing says I love you more than herpies

That's a beautiful repetition of a cliche.

[peewee's lovechild]

Its the gift that keeps on giving

Even better.

It's never been said before.

[peewee's lovechild]

Atrain!!!! Welcome back! Did you enjoy your sabbatical?

He's been busy sucking on Ofactor's cock. It's the only way Ofactor would protect him from paying up a certain bet.

[CuckingFunt]

Holy ass it got cold outside.

My nipples could shatter a diamond.

[to21]

Holy ass it got cold outside.

My nipples could shatter a diamond.
OK....I'll take the bait.








Let me see.

[CuckingFunt]

OK....I'll take the bait.

Let me see.

It wasn't bait, and no.

[to21]

It wasn't bait, and no.


I'm glad to hear you don't use your nips as bait. Fish can bite hard.

:tu

[CuckingFunt]

I'm glad to hear you don't use your nips as bait. Fish can bite hard.

:tuI hate touching fish, anyway. They're slimy.

[mrsmaalox]

He's been busy sucking on Ofactor's cock. It's the only way Ofactor would protect him from paying up a certain bet.

Well at least someone's getting their cock sucked!

[ATRAIN]

Well at least someone's getting their cock sucked!


ha its funny seeing pee wee follow me and post about the "bet". I enjoy it so much that its brought me to post more just to see him follow me like a fat girl I invited to prom, then ditched her.

[CuckingFunt]

Awww... that poor little fat girl.

[mrsmaalox]

ha its funny seeing pee wee follow me and post about the "bet". I enjoy it so much that its brought me to post more just to see him follow me like a fat girl I invited to prom, then ditched her.

You two not seeing eye to eye on some issue? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Helpful hints (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798437).

[Silver21_Black20]

My dog smells like Fritos.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

What shirt?

[CuckingFunt]

What shirt?I wondered the same thing.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797891

[marini martini]

Helpful hints (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798437).


Back to the shirt. I think she's worked in retail.

[ashbeeigh]

Project Runway was pretty damn good tonight.

[ShoogarBear]

Holy ass it got cold outside.

My nipples could shatter a diamond.Glad I didn't read this earlier.

Tease.

[RashoFan]

I missed PR tonight. Damn guests from out of town...

[peewee's lovechild]

ha its funny seeing pee wee follow me and post about the "bet". I enjoy it so much that its brought me to post more just to see him follow me like a fat girl I invited to prom, then ditched her.

Why would you do that to your mother?

Asshole.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's funny how ATRAIN thinks he can refer to himself as a man.

What with the vagina between his legs and all that jazz.
I wonder what his mother thought when she gave birth to that hermaphodite.

[ATRAIN]

Your momma jokes are the lowest form of comebacks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your momma jokes are the lowest form of comebacks.

Your momma is the lowest form of human beings.

[MANGINA]

It's funny how ATRAIN thinks he can refer to himself as a man.

What with the vagina between his legs and all that jazz.
I wonder what his mother thought when she gave birth to that hermaphodite.

Are you sure it is a vagina?

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you sure it is a vagina?

It's either that or an inverted penis.
It's a scientific marvel.

[mrsmaalox]

Gentlemen! You all need to calm down, sit back, put you feet up, Take Five, and just groove:

sFk_y2Dwwpc

[midgetonadonkey]

Your momma is the lowest form of human beings.

That make me chuckle a bit.

[ShoogarBear]

That made everyone not post a bit.

[CuckingFunt]

The Quattro's killing itself, these days.

[ShoogarBear]

Quattro Heath Ledger troll to post in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . .

[Melmart1]

I am just waiting for all the bet fighting to stop. You can't honestly tell me watching ATRAIN and peewee fight is more entertaining than this being merely a chat thread.

[Melmart1]

Let's talk fashion ... that will surely get Shoogar involved! :lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I am just waiting for all the bet fighting to stop. You can't honestly tell me watching ATRAIN and peewee fight is more entertaining than this being merely a chat thread.


Wanna bet?

[ShoogarBear]

Let's talk fashion ... that will surely get Shoogar involved! :lol
:sleep

[Melmart1]

Wanna bet?
I'm ashamed I didn't see that one coming :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Unless you want to talk bras.

[florige]

I am just waiting for all the bet fighting to stop. You can't honestly tell me watching ATRAIN and peewee fight is more entertaining than this being merely a chat thread.


It did get pretty testy between them.

[ShoogarBear]

It did get pretty bitchy between them.Fixed.

[CuckingFunt]

It did get pretty teste between them.

Double fixed.

[TheQuattro]

The Quattro's killing itself, these days.

What makes it different than any other day?

[TheQuattro]

That made everyone not post a bit.

We need more of it.

[Melmart1]

Unless you want to talk bras.
I've always wanted this one since I saw this pic ... the panties, too.

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/01/Dita-Von-Teese.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

I am just waiting for all the bet fighting to stop. You can't honestly tell me watching ATRAIN and peewee fight is more entertaining than this being merely a chat thread.
That catfight is beginning to spill over to the other threads too. They just keep following each other around throwing down. I personally prefer being on this side of it!

[marini martini]

That made everyone not post a bit. :lmao :lmao :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

I've always wanted this one since I saw this pic ... the panties, too.

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/01/Dita-Von-Teese.jpgOh, yeah, I want that, too.

[Melmart1]

Oh, yeah, I want that, too.
You mean the girl and not the dog, right? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I've always wanted this one since I saw this pic ... the panties, too.

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/01/Dita-Von-Teese.jpgThat's super cute.

[mrsmaalox]

What makes it different than any other day?
It's different in that I am NOT being held responsible for your demise! :dramaquee

[ShoogarBear]

You mean the girl and not the dog, right? :lolI mean the bitch.

[ShoogarBear]

Wait, let me clarify that . . .

[Melmart1]

That's super cute.
Yeah ... it doesn't hurt that Dita's wearing it but I would like it on any model. But I think that picture is a few years old, no telling where you could get it now.

[ShoogarBear]

That's super cute.You mean the girl and not the dog, right?

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, is that Dita von whatsits? No wonder there was so much glare.

[florige]

I've always wanted this one since I saw this pic ... the panties, too.

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/01/Dita-Von-Teese.jpg



I can deal with this type of fashion talk Mel! Hell there you go! That can be your new sig!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah ... it doesn't hurt that Dita's wearing it but I would like it on any model. But I think that picture is a few years old, no telling where you could get it now.Did you know that Jeremy Piven is courting/smitten with Miss Von Teese?

Talk about a doable (potential) couple.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

She has to be at least a foot taller than he is.

[Melmart1]

Did you know that Jeremy Piven is courting/smitten with Miss Von Teese?

Talk about a doable (potential) couple.
I'd fuck him. He is doable. I wonder if he did this to her:'

http://photo-models.cc/data/media/116/Dita_Von_Teese-photo_model_004.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Jeremy Piven? "Doable"? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

She has to be at least a foot taller than he is.I doubt it.

I know that Jeremy Piven is short, way shorter than me, but I always though Dita was tiny?

[Melmart1]

Jeremy Piven? "Doable"? :lol
I didn't say he was sexy but he is passable.

[CuckingFunt]

Jeremy Piven? "Doable"? :lolThat much of a smart ass? Jeremy Piven is WAAAAAAAAY doable.

[ShoogarBear]

So you'd hug it out with him?

[Melmart1]

I doubt it.

I know that Jeremy Piven is short, way shorter than me, but I always though Dita was tiny?
Yeah, I thought she was pretty petite as well, just wears stilettos all the time.

[ShoogarBear]

That much of a smart ass? Jeremy Piven is WAAAAAAAAY doable.Smart ass, hmm?

[CuckingFunt]

I'd fuck him. He is doable. I wonder if he did this to her:'

http://photo-models.cc/data/media/116/Dita_Von_Teese-photo_model_004.jpgI want that bra, too!

The lips on the nipples are cute.

[Melmart1]

I want that bra, too!

The lips on the nipples are cute.
I like the shoes as well, and I normally don't go for bows.

[florige]

I want that bra, too!

The lips on the nipples are cute.


That one may be too small for you right?

[CuckingFunt]

I like the shoes as well, and I normally don't go for bows.Ditto.

[ShoogarBear]

I like the shoes as well, and I normally don't go for bows.Hey, hey!

Don't try sneaking shoe talk in here! :nope

[florige]

Hey, hey!

Don't try sneaking shoe talk in here! :nope



:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Shoe talk is appropriate everywhere.

[Melmart1]

Shoe talk is appropriate everywhere.
agreed

[ShoogarBear]

How about a size 10-1/2 up your behind?

[CuckingFunt]

How about a size 10-1/2 up your behind?I didn't say shoes were appropriate everywhere.

I said shoe TALK was appropriate everywhere.

[Dr.Scholl]

Shoe talk is appropriate everywhere.

Oh hell yeah.

[mrsmaalox]

Hmm. Those "celebrities" on Dr. Drew's show are not very....attractive.

[Melmart1]

Hmm. Those "celebrities" on Dr. Drew's show are not very....attractive.
They are strung out on drugs and alcohol, you idiot. Did you expect them to look glamorous?

[CuckingFunt]

They are strung out on drugs and alcohol, you idiot. Did you expect them to look glamorous?When I watch someone with DTs puke all over the place, I'd like them to be at least somewhat presentable.

I don't think that's asking too much.

[mrsmaalox]

They are strung out on drugs and alcohol, you idiot. Did you expect them to look glamorous?

I was just trying to say it as nicely as possible. No need to kick them when they're down! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

When I watch someone with DTs puke all over the place, I'd like them to be at least somewhat presentable.

I don't think that's asking too much.

Being clean would be good too.

[ATRAIN]

I am just waiting for all the bet fighting to stop. You can't honestly tell me watching ATRAIN and peewee fight is more entertaining than this being merely a chat thread.

LOL hey its fun for me, and plus he is the one following me to other threads. If I wasn't going to pay him then, im sure as hell not going to pay him now. Watching that little bitch follow me from thread to thread is pretty funny but for you Mel ill leave it be.

[timvp]

http://photo-models.cc/data/media/116/Dita_Von_Teese-photo_model_004.jpg

This picture is disturbing. She's sitting on the toilet and has her finger in her mouth. I don't see any whip cream on her finger.

And I only see a clean towel within reaching distance.

:vomit:

[ATRAIN]

This picture is disturbing. She's sitting on the toilet and has her finger in her mouth. I don't see any whip cream on her finger.

And I only see a clean towel within reaching distance.

:vomit:


The question is " is that really whip cream?"

[mrsmaalox]

LOL hey its fun for me, and plus he is the one following me to other threads. If I wasn't going to pay him then, im sure as hell not going to pay him now. Watching that little bitch follow me from thread to thread is pretty funny but for you Mel ill leave it be.

You've done quite a good job getting under his skin; I'm surprised he keeps sniping. All for dramatic effect I suppose.

[CuckingFunt]

The question is " is that really whip cream?"If not... I'm both impressed, and a little disgusted.

[ATRAIN]

You've done quite a good job getting under his skin; I'm surprised he keeps sniping. All for dramatic effect I suppose.


hahah he takes the bait everywhere I leave it. Then he goes on to mama jokes. hahahah Its funny because no one seems to care about his stalking but im having a good time. :downspin:

[ATRAIN]

If not... I'm both impressed, and a little disgusted.


If its not its one hell of a load that even timvp can be impressed with.

[ATRAIN]

Im tired of those Whopper commercials, I mean seriously who wants a whopper THAT much!!

[Melmart1]

hahah he takes the bait everywhere I leave it. Then he goes on to mama jokes. hahahah Its funny because no one seems to care about his stalking but im having a good time. :downspin:
Funny thing is, he seems to be under the impression that he is the one baiting you and making YOU look bad, instead of the other way around.

And what the hell are you doing up so late?

[ATRAIN]

Funny thing is, he seems to be under the impression that he is the one baiting you and making YOU look bad, instead of the other way around.

And what the hell are you doing up so late?


haha yeah he thinks it bugs me, if it did I would stop posting or ignore him. Oh well he is overkill on every subject and everyone knows that. :fro

I just got in from the bar and SHOULD be asleep considering ill be at work in 6 hours

[mrsmaalox]

And what the hell are you doing up so late?

He was at some seedy bar, fighting off the women of course!

[ATRAIN]

He was at some seedy bar, fighting off the women of course!


ACTUALLY there were some girls(which I think were strippers) dancing on each other and some dorky guy(he prob paid well) and stripping. It was some good entertainment but I had to get home to get some sleep, but dammit I should have stayed.

[Melmart1]

haha yeah he thinks it bugs me, if it did I would stop posting or ignore him. Oh well he is overkill on every subject and everyone knows that. :fro

I just got in from the bar and SHOULD be asleep considering ill be at work in 6 hours
Tell the broad to hurry up and finish you off so you can go to sleep. That's what a real pimp would do.

[ATRAIN]

hey atx do you ever go to Sherlocks on 183? Thats where the strippers where getting down.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm getting sleepy, but I got myself in texting match with a friend that's cracking me up. I kind of want to go to bed, but I don't want to stop the funny.

[ATRAIN]

Tell the broad to hurry up and finish you off so you can go to sleep. That's what a real pimp would do.


LOL nah im not Jman.

[Melmart1]

LOL nah im not Jmann.
No, you have way more STD's than him

[ATRAIN]

No, you have way more STD's than him


Ill send you my test results. CLEAN, although I have had 2 close encounters but even though they were ho's they were honest ho's and told me about thier problem with the herp. phewww :p:

[Melmart1]

Anyone who actually calls it 'the herp' has probably had it before ...

[ATRAIN]

Anyone who actually calls it 'the herp' has probably had it before ...


had it??? I thought it stays for good?

[CuckingFunt]

The herp?

[CuckingFunt]

That's just bad.

[ATRAIN]

I think Jman has me beat on STD's considering I have 0

[Melmart1]

had it??? I thought it stays for good?
See ... you clearly know quite a bit about it. :)

[ATRAIN]

See ... you clearly know quite a bit about it. :)


oh come on everyone knows that, oh by the way ding ding!!

[atxrocker]

hey atx do you ever go to Sherlocks on 183? Thats where the strippers where getting down.


been there a few times. kinda pricey, but a great place to go watch a band or go out to happy hour with some coworkers. haven't been there in a while, but each time i go there is definitely lotsa eye candy.

[ATRAIN]

been there a few times. kinda pricey, but a great place to go watch a band or go out to happy hour with some coworkers. haven't been there in a while, but each time i go there is definitely lotsa eye candy.


I usually go thursday nights and yes yes there is and yes yes there was!

[jman3000]

jman is clean... although i might have TB.

and atrain is correct in assuming im a pimp.

[jman3000]

her: why do you text me when you're drunk?

me: because your name starts with an A, and you're the first name in my contacts list.

her: awwwww that's so sweet.

:wtf

[jman3000]

i honestly think that i dont know a single girl with an IQ over 70.



except for my mom.

[jman3000]

and grandma, sister, aunts, cousins.

[ShoogarBear]

her: why do you text me when you're drunk?

me: because your name starts with an A, and you're the first name in my contacts list.

her: awwwww that's so sweet.

:wtf :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

i honestly think that i dont know a single girl with an IQ over 70.
You're livin' the dream. Quit bragging.

[ATRAIN]

her: why do you text me when you're drunk?

me: because your name starts with an A, and you're the first name in my contacts list.

her: awwwww that's so sweet.

:wtf


hahah thats awesome

[florige]

Man A, you were on here late last night!!

[ATRAIN]

Man A, you were on here late last night!!


Yeah im hurting a little bit. I didn't drink all that much but yeah I could have totally used another 4 hours of sleep.......at the very least.

[to21]

Yeah im hurting a little bit. I didn't drink all that much but yeah I could have totally used another 4 hours of sleep.......at the very least.
Damn! How much sleep did you get?

Back in the day, all I needed was one hour (sometimes less).

[ATRAIN]

Damn! How much sleep did you get?

Back in the day, all I needed was one hour (sometimes less).

about 4 hours

[to21]

about 4 hours
C'mon Dude, I'm 34 and 4 hours is plenty of sleep. I wouldn't do it every night, but it can be done.

[ATRAIN]

C'mon Dude, I'm 34 and 4 hours is plenty of sleep. I wouldn't do it every night, but it can be done.


Well its not just the lack of sleep. Its the lack of sleep combined with a slight hangover.

[ATRAIN]

It being boring at work of course isnt helping. My 3:30 nap couldn't come any sooner.

[mrsmaalox]

Great. Sausagefest. :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

Great. Sausagefest. :rolleyes

I thought you liked that?

[mrsmaalox]

I only like it if we're talking about ME!

[ATRAIN]

My coworker is too chipper in the morning. Even when I get 12 hours of sleep the night before I can't be that chipper.

[mrsmaalox]

Wake up sex is always good for that!

[ATRAIN]

Wake up sex is always good for that!


No because that puts me back to sleep, plus wake up sex means that no matter what happens your day can't get any better because you got the best part out of the way.

Unless you have ass waiting for you at home when you get out of work.

[ORION]

My coworker is too chipper in the morning. Even when I get 12 hours of sleep the night before I can't be that chipper.
everyone at work knows to not talk to me until after 11am at least

[mrsmaalox]

No because that puts me back to sleep,

How typical. Actually, anytime sex works real well too.

[ATRAIN]

everyone at work knows to not talk to me until after 11am at least


LOL my time is 10, but I get in at 7 so thats at least 2 hours. Plus since I have my Ipod blaring they don't even try.

[to21]

Great. Sausagefest. :rolleyes
You like it....

[ATRAIN]

How typical. Actually, anytime sex works real well too.


LOL why is that typical?? When you fuck like animals no one should have energy to get out of bed. LOL well yeah anytime sex is the best.

[ATRAIN]

What time do you go into work Orion?

[ORION]

What time do you go into work Orion?
dude don't talk to me its not 11am

[to21]

Wake-up/make-up/quickie/whatever sex is great @ anytime of the day.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL why is that typical?? When you fuck like animals no one should have energy to get out of bed. LOL well yeah anytime sex is the best.
It's typical because of your next comment. Who wants to "fuck like animals"? Only men.

[ORION]

What time do you go into work Orion?
8:30am

[ATRAIN]

dude don't talk to me its not 11am


oh shit my bad

[ATRAIN]

It's typical because of your next comment. Who wants to "fuck like animals"? Only men.


LOL Jackhammer style is the best but only effective if you have a running start.

[ORION]

oh shit my bad
:lol

[mrsmaalox]

:lol
But you do :lol before 11?

[ATRAIN]

dude don't talk to me its not 11am


So what if one of your hot coworkers is horny and wants to talk at 8:45, would you give her an exception or would you tell her to wait till 11 to go have sex?

[florige]

C'mon Dude, I'm 34 and 4 hours is plenty of sleep. I wouldn't do it every night, but it can be done.



4 hours is about what I average too. Technically I SHOULD be sleep now.

[mrsmaalox]

So what if one of your hot coworkers is horny and wants to talk at 8:45, would you give her an exception or would you tell her to wait till 11 to go have sex?
Why in the world would they have to talk to have sex? He only said he doesn't TALK before 11!

[florige]

LOL why is that typical?? When you fuck like animals no one should have energy to get out of bed. LOL well yeah anytime sex is the best.


Right before bed sex, or after you eat sex is the best...

[ATRAIN]

Why in the world would they have to talk to have sex? He only said he doesn't TALK before 11!


Well thats a good point but what if she wanted to ask him if he was ready to bone out?

[ATRAIN]

Right before bed sex, or after you eat sex is the best...

Morning sex is bad ass if you make her make you pancakes right afterwards. "****Slap on the ass***** get your ass in the kitchen and make me some pancakes"

[florige]

Morning sex is bad ass if you make her make you pancakes right afterwards. "****Slap on the ass***** get your ass in the kitchen and make me some pancakes"


:lol Only if you are off that day. Morning sex and Pancakes (especially if it's good) are better than Ambiens.

[ATRAIN]

:lol Only if you are off that day. Morning sex and Pancakes (especially if it's good) are better than Ambiens.


good as in the sex or the pancakes? I say the quality of the pancakes is more important at that point.

[mrsmaalox]

Well thats a good point but what if she wanted to ask him if he was ready to bone out?
I still don't see a reason to talk. Wouldn't it be OBVIOUS if he was ready or not? :lol

[ATRAIN]

I still don't see a reason to talk. Wouldn't it be OBVIOUS if he was ready or not? :lol



:lmao :lmao :lmao at Women being Obvious!! Yes there are times its obvious, but when men say something or do something its means just that, when women do it it means 30 different things and men are supposed to know what they are thinking.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao :lmao :lmao at Women being Obvious!! Yes there are times its obvious, but when men say something or do something its means just that, when women do it it means 30 different things and men are supposed to know what they are thinking.
Hey all I'm saying is there are ways to know if a man is ready for sex without asking!

[ATRAIN]

Hey all I'm saying is there are ways to know if a man is ready for sex without asking!


Yeah and thats an easy answer. MEN ARE ALWAYS READY FOR SEX!

[florige]

good as in the sex or the pancakes? I say the quality of the pancakes is more important at that point.



True... :lol

[florige]

Hey A, let me borrow that $600 rebate check when you get it so I can buy that new apple laptop. That thing is freakin thin as paper.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah and thats an easy answer. MEN ARE ALWAYS READY FOR SEX!
Okay I concede, you are definitely the expert here!

[batman2883]

Hey A, let me borrow that $600 rebate check when you get it so I can buy that new apple laptop. That thing is freakin thin as paper.
how much is it?

[mrsmaalox]

My dog is so dumb, every time I walk by my bedroom he jumps off the bed real fast as if I don't know he's been up there!

[florige]

how much is it?


I think its like $1700. That thing looks sweet!

[batman2883]

I think its like $1700. That thing looks sweet!
f that!!!! im content with my laptop!!!! i still need a 32" Plasma though

[florige]

f that!!!! im content with my laptop!!!! i still need a 32" Plasma though


Those things are coming down big time.

[batman2883]

Those things are coming down big time.
I know, thats why i wanna strike while the irons hot!!!

[mrsmaalox]

I think its like $1700. That thing looks sweet!
I wish I could have one; but my money will go towards the washer and dryer I've had my heart set on for a couple of years now. I guess I should post a picture in that other money thread.

[batman2883]

im getting a car

[florige]

I know, thats why i wanna strike while the irons hot!!!


Hell use your tax rebate to buy one. With mine and A's rebate together I can still get a pretty decent laptop.

[ATRAIN]

Hey A, let me borrow that $600 rebate check when you get it so I can buy that new apple laptop. That thing is freakin thin as paper.


LOL man if I get that check. How about I get you a hot dog and a few beers at Minute Maid instead?

[ORION]

dang I was talking with a hot chick and come back to all this !!

[ATRAIN]

I know, thats why i wanna strike while the irons hot!!!


Hey Bat you can always come over and salivate over my new 42 " Sharp Aquos

[ATRAIN]

dang I was talking with a hot chick and come back to all this !!


but its not 11 yet you lying bastard

[ATRAIN]

im getting a car


bulletproof?

[Liar]

This thread rules.

[mrsmaalox]

dang I was talking with a hot chick and come back to all this !!

Hey we were pulling for you man!

[batman2883]

Hey Bat you can always come over and salivate over my new 42 " Sharp Aquos
i can just steal it from you

[florige]

Hey Bat you can always come over and salivate over my new 42 " Sharp Aquos


Aww man you got it??!! You SUCK!!!! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Hell use your tax rebate to buy one. With mine and A's rebate together I can still get a pretty decent laptop.


LOL whats this combined crap, we ain't no couple!!

[ATRAIN]

i can just steal it from you


BS you will!!

[batman2883]

BS you will!!
i will son i will!!!

[florige]

LOL man if I get that check. How about I get you a hot dog and a few beers at Minute Maid instead?


Im a lowly civil servant. I had better get my check!!

[ATRAIN]

Aww man you got it??!! You SUCK!!!! :lol


Yeah not even 30 mins after I made that thread I was like fuck it. They were all out of the 42s at Best Buy so its being shipped. Should be here next week.

[mrsmaalox]

This thread rules.
You lie. This thread isn't near as primo as the "Your birthday..what else happened that day" thread!

[ATRAIN]

i will son i will!!!


Will you steal the free blu ray player I am getting with it too?

[florige]

LOL whats this combined crap, we ain't no couple!!


Yeah I know. I was talking about after you cashed yours out and sent me the money order via Western Union...

[batman2883]

Yeah not even 30 mins after I made that thread I was like fuck it. They were all out of the 42s at Best Buy so its being shipped. Should be here next week.
how much?

[batman2883]

Will you steal the free blu ray player I am getting with it too?
f blu ray

[ATRAIN]

You lie. This thread isn't near as primo as the "Your birthday..what else happened that day" thread!


That thread is lame and according to that link no one cool other than me of course was born on that day.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I know. I was talking about after you cashed yours out and sent me the money order via Western Union...


LOL wtf I gots plans with that money and it involves myspace hos, a strip club, a donkey, and pancakes

[to21]

Will you steal the free blu ray player I am getting with it too?
ATRAIN, I've seen that offer. Is it the Bravia with the free Blu Ray?

Got a link?

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN, I've seen that offer. Is it the Bravia with the free Blu Ray?

Got a link?


Sort of they have the deal for Sony and Sharp. Here is the deal I got

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?type=category&id=pcmcat140600050012

[Melmart1]

My dog is so dumb
They say pets eventually start to emulate their owners ...

[florige]

LOL wtf I gots plans with that money and it involves myspace hos, a strip club, a donkey, and pancakes


You are gonna need more than $600 for all of that crap... :lol

[batman2883]

we just need a stool sample
why do you need a stool sample if you think im just a nut
cause the answers not in your brain my dear
its in your butt....you seeeee
everything comes down to poo
from the top of your head to the sole of your shoe
we can figure out whats wrong with you
by lookin at your poo
do you have a hemorroid or is it rectal cancer
when you flush your dookie down you, flush away the answer

[ATRAIN]

They say pets eventually start to emulate their owners ...


So you have a cow as a pet?

[ATRAIN]

You are gonna need more than $600 for all of that crap... :lol


LOL well im getting over 2 g's back on my tax refund, so that should cover it.

[mrsmaalox]

They say pets eventually start to emulate their owners ...
I've heard that; but I've also heard that owners begin to look like their pets....and judging by the size of my ears....

[ATRAIN]

I've heard that; but I've also heard that owners begin to look like their pets....and judging by the size of my ears....


Your dog has big ears?

[mrsmaalox]

Your dog has big ears?
yes and a tail too! On the plus side he has long, lean legs and soulful brown eyes!

[ATRAIN]

30 mins and then the world can talk to Orion. The Countdown is on.

[mrsmaalox]

30 mins and then the world can talk to Orion. The Countdown is on.
How can we talk to him? He's probably sleeping after fucking all morning!

[ATRAIN]

How can we talk to him? He's probably sleeping after fucking all morning!


Fucking?? You do mean playing pocket pool right?

[mrsmaalox]

Fucking?? You do mean playing pocket pool right?
I don't know; I thought earlier we were discussing whether or not he was ready for sex! :lol

[ORION]

but its not 11 yet you lying bastard
I had no choice I had to talk to her about work related things...

[ATRAIN]

I had no choice I had to talk to her about work related things...


You gave in you pussy!! Work related or not they leave me alone till 10.

[ORION]

You gave in you pussy!! Work related or not they leave me alone till 10.
if you saw what she was wearing you would also make the exception

[florige]

if you saw what she was wearing you would also make the exception


pics??

[ATRAIN]

if you saw what she was wearing you would also make the exception


good point!! were you staring at her "eyes"?

[ATRAIN]

pics??


LOL you should know better flo. Orion doesn't share the wealth.

[ORION]

pics??
Its not 11am!!! I'm not friendly yet.

[ATRAIN]

Its not 11am!!! I'm not friendly yet.


Dammit flo can't you wait 12 mins???

[ATRAIN]

Its not 11am!!! I'm not friendly yet.

In Flo's defense its 11:48 where he is.

[Melmart1]

Its not 11am!!! I'm not friendly yet.
You're never friendly. You were the meanest fucker at school ... outside of my brother :lol

[ATRAIN]

You're never friendly. You were the meanest fucker at school ... outside of my brother :lol


Where do you fit in that list? Number 3?

[ORION]

good point!! were you staring at her "eyes"?
no

[florige]

In Flo's defense its 11:48 where he is.


I always forget that you guys are an hour behind me.