Free Quattro Razor (13)

[ATRAIN]

And you suck at biting.


LOL oooooooo them are fighting words

[CuckingFunt]

Funt you, MM and Mel, should totally do a three-way and post it on Redtube and give us the link. That would totally kick ass!!!
MM?

You don't mean that drunk cunt marini, do you?

[mrsmaalox]

Funt you, MM and Mel, should totally do a three-way and post it on Redtube and give us the link. That would totally kick ass!!!

Oooh. I can hardly wait for the response to THAT! :lol

[florige]

MM?

You don't mean that drunk cunt marini, do you?


Mrs. Maalox.

[ATRAIN]

Funt you, MM and Mel, should totally do a three-way and post it on Redtube and give us the link. That would totally kick ass!!!


Which MM are you referring to? I was thinking more along the line or Funt, Mel, and Sil Black. We can call it 3 girls one cup.

I know Midge would like that.

[jman3000]

And you suck at biting.

i was going easy on you vato.

didnt want you bitching and moaning.

[CuckingFunt]

Which MM are you referring to? I was thinking more along the line or Funt, Mel, and Sil Black. We can call it 3 girls one cup.
Keep the cup out of it, and now you're on to something.

[jman3000]

who is Heather IDT.

what is that an acronym for?

[florige]

Which MM are you referring to? I was thinking more along the line or Funt, Mel, and Sil Black. We can call it 3 girls one cup.

I know Midge would like that.


Mrs Maalox has got to be there too because of the animosity between her and Mel. The trash talking alone would be hot!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Mrs. Maalox.

No I'm out. I only desire penises. And NOT plastic ones. Better ask Marini.

[ATRAIN]

who is Heather IDT.

what is that an acronym for?


You noob

[CuckingFunt]

who is Heather IDT.

what is that an acronym for?
ideepthroat.com.

If you do a search for "Heather" at youporn, you'll get TONS of videos of her.

[ATRAIN]

Mrs Maalox has got to be there too because of the animosity between her and Mel. The trash talking alone would be hot!!!


LMAO then flo would be in the background rubbing one out hahahaha.

[florige]

Keep the cup out of it, and now you're on to something.


We should totally set this up. I will take on the dreadful job of cameraman. A can run out and get the doughnuts and stuff.

[ATRAIN]

ideepthroat.com.

If you do a search for "Heather" at youporn, you'll get TONS of videos of her.


Damn I was hoping you would leave out the .com

[marini martini]

MM?

You don't mean that drunk cunt marini, do you?


I'm in lurking mode. Leave me the fuck alone! :nerd

[florige]

LMAO then flo would be in the background rubbing one out hahahaha.



:lol ALl of the sudden you just see a batch of cummin fly out of nowhere.

[mrsmaalox]

Mrs Maalox has got to be there too because of the animosity between her and Mel. The trash talking alone would be hot!!!

I have no animosity against Mel. She's just a hardass and I try very much not to talk back because it only gets me in worse trouble. :lol

[ATRAIN]

I'm in lurking mode. Leave me the fuck alone! :nerd


Note to self Martini lurks when sober.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn I was hoping you would leave out the .com
If I didn't include it, it would just look like a really fucked up last name.

[ATRAIN]

:lol ALl of the sudden you just see a batch of cummin fly out of nowhere.


LMAO holy shit that would be funny.

[marini martini]

No I'm out. I only desire penises. And NOT plastic ones. Better ask Marini.
Now you did it, :madrun

[ATRAIN]

If I didn't include it, it would just look like a really fucked up last name.


I was hoping you would just say it, I had my itchy trigger finger ready to ask you........OH YOU DO HUH? LOL

[jman3000]

i looked at that site real quick.. couldnt for long because im at school... but she's actually pretty hot.

[ATRAIN]

i looked at that site real quick.. couldnt for long because im at school... but she's actually pretty hot.


Funt doesn't think so but I think she is.

[Silver21_Black20]

i was going easy on you vato.

didnt want you bitching and moaning.

Hahaha ... you were biting my arm. Lame-O!!

[marini martini]

Note to self Martini lurks when sober.


Notice I quote better during the day :lol

[florige]

Funt doesn't think so but I think she is.


Who?

[ATRAIN]

Who?


Heather IDT

[ATRAIN]

Notice I quote better during the day :lol


Yes you do and you don't use the little toast thing

[jman3000]

Hahaha ... you were biting my arm. Lame-O!!
ummm... public place pinche... im not gonna be biting on your neck in front of 2 homeless guys and a couple of douches getting back from the club.

what did that one black guy say to us?

[ATRAIN]

ummm... public place pinche... im not gonna be biting on your neck in front of 2 homeless guys and a couple of douches getting back from the club.

what did that one black guy say to us?


Im curious, did Midge know this whole thing was going on? Was he watching?

[mrsmaalox]

Now you did it, :madrun

But why? You've never told me if you prefer plastic or real, so I didn't want to speak for you in case I was wrong! So which do you prefer? That way I'll be able to cover for you should the situation ever arise again!! :)

[CuckingFunt]

what did that one black guy say to us?
"Slap me some skin, jive turkey."

But that's just a total guess.

[jman3000]

"Slap me some skin, jive turkey."

But that's just a total guess.

:lmao

that would be so bad ass... i would die a happy man.

[CuckingFunt]

I seriously think that's the most inappropriate joke I've ever made here.

[ATRAIN]

"Slap me some skin, jive turkey."

But that's just a total guess.


I want to learn how to speak jive

[Silver21_Black20]

ummm... public place pinche... im not gonna be biting on your neck in front of 2 homeless guys and a couple of douches getting back from the club.

what did that one black guy say to us?

Hahahaha ... we were at Taco Cabana. Don't remember exactly what he said but something like, "Damn, she is drunk. Blah, Blah ... Blah."

And for the record, you never bit anything else besides my arm.

[jman3000]

maybe that wasnt you. crap. im might be getting my hoochies mixed up.

[jman3000]

And for the record, you never bit anything else besides my arm.

:lol that's actually not true, but i'm cool with that.

[florige]

No I'm out. I only desire penises. And NOT plastic ones. Better ask Marini.


You aren't even curious?

[marini martini]

But why? You've never told me if you prefer plastic or real, so I didn't want to speak for you in case I was wrong! So which do you prefer? That way I'll be able to cover for you should the situation ever arise again!! :)

I thought we've been through all this, before. Guess I'm not the only one in here, with memory problems. Read your p.m.'s :smokin

[jman3000]

i remember i was at a denny's one time with a girl i had just gone out with and this black guy said something like "look at those two, they are so in love" and i had only met her a couple times. that guy saying that helped me get almost lucky that night.

[ATRAIN]

I'm curious on what Martini drinks that gets her so blitzed every night?

[mrsmaalox]

I thought we've been through all this, before. Guess I'm not the only one in here, with memory problems. Read your p.m.'s :smokin

I know. I was just trying to be a smartass. Sorry.

[mrsmaalox]

You aren't even curious?

I own a plastic penis. A purple one. And I don't like it near as much as the real thing!

[marini martini]

I'm curious on what Martini drinks that gets her so blitzed every night?


Then why don't you ask her, silly? :toast

[ATRAIN]

Then why don't you ask her, silly? :toast


I thought thats what I did in a indirect way.

[CuckingFunt]

i remember i was at a denny's one time with a girl i had just gone out with and this black guy said something like "look at those two, they are so in love" and i had only met her a couple times. that guy saying that helped me get almost lucky that night.
Getting almost lucky is usually worse than not getting anything at all.

[jman3000]

Getting almost lucky is usually worse than not getting anything at all.
as far as being 3 hours into a date... it was pretty awesome.

[jman3000]

i miss that girl.

i wish she hadnt gone all crazy.

[jman3000]

such is my luck with the women.

[ATRAIN]

i miss that girl.

i wish she hadnt gone all crazy.


what happened?

[samikeyp]

I want to learn how to speak jive

GfzHjoRBbVA

[ATRAIN]

i miss that girl.

i wish she hadnt gone all crazy.


I dated a bipolar chick for a while hahaha needless to say that was interesting. She had huge tits though so her being bipolar was overlooked.

[CuckingFunt]

I dated a bipolar chick for a while hahaha needless to say that was interesting. She had huge tits though so her being bipolar was overlooked.
Huge tits aren't enough to make up for being crazy.

A nice ass... maybe. But not the breasteses.

[ATRAIN]

Huge tits aren't enough to make up for being crazy.

A nice ass... maybe. But not the breasteses.


Well it was only a few months and she lived in Houston so it was ok. She did pull a psycho stalker move on me one time though, thats when I said ok buh bye

[jman3000]

:lmao
this girl had huge jugs too. i think that date set a record for getting to 3rd base the fastest on a first date.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao
this girl had huge jugs too. i think that date set a record for getting to 3rd base the fastest on a first date.


whats 3rd base for you? How fast?

[jman3000]

this girls tits werent just large... they were nice too... so it was enough to make up for the craziness. she could call me right now and id see her again.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao
this girl had huge jugs too. i think that date set a record for getting to 3rd base the fastest on a first date.
I've never been clear on the bases. Which is third?

[jman3000]

whats 3rd base for you? How fast?

holding hands. it toook me3 hours to hold her hand.

[ATRAIN]

this girls tits werent just large... they were nice too... so it was enough to make up for the craziness. she could call me right now and id see her again.


Yeah I could say that WOULDn't be the case for me. This girl was in therapy and im sure I didn't help her cause.

[ATRAIN]

holding hands. it toook me3 hours to hold her hand.


WTF LMAO, thats not even the batters box for me.

[jman3000]

to me at least:

1st: kissing.

2nd: sexy makeout session accompanied by touching over clothes.

3rd: touching beneath the clothes, groping, fellatio.

although fellatio could be considered a grey area between 3rd and home.

[jman3000]

all 3 bases include biting.

[CuckingFunt]

to me at least:

1st: kissing.

2nd: sexy makeout session accompanied by touching over clothes.

3rd: touching beneath the clothes, groping, fellatio.

although fellatio could be considered a grey area between 3rd and home.
So... fellatio is part of third base, but cunnilingus isn't even on the list?

Selfish bastard.

[ATRAIN]

to me at least:

1st: kissing.

2nd: sexy makeout session accompanied by touching over clothes.

3rd: touching beneath the clothes, groping, fellatio.

although fellatio could be considered a grey area between 3rd and home.


1st is no clothes touching
2nd is oral sex and asshole tickling
3rd is basic sex
home is fucking with animal suits on

[jman3000]

by fellatio i meant basially any mouth to genital relations.

mouth to tits is a weird one... i'd actually put that in a grey area between 2nd and 3rd... usually if youre at that point... youre going to 3rd regardless. so ill say it's stealing 3rd from 2nd.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Huge tits aren't enough to make up for being crazy.

A nice ass... maybe. But not the breasteses.BLASPHEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

by fellatio i meant basially any mouth to genital relations.

mouth to tits is a weird one... i'd actually put that in a grey area between 2nd and 3rd... usually if youre at that point... youre going to 3rd regardless. so ill say it's stealing 3rd from 2nd.


what about mouth to ass?

[mrsmaalox]

So... fellatio is part of third base, but cunnilingus isn't even on the list?

Selfish bastard.
My thoughts exactly.

[ATRAIN]

BLASPHEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah my boy viva knows whats up

[jman3000]

1st is no clothes touching
2nd is oral sex and asshole tickling
3rd is basic sex
home is fucking with animal suits on
ahem...

about that wingman thing... im out :dramaquee

[samikeyp]

You never go ass to mouth!

[/Dante]

http://www.rustylime.com/content_images/clerks_ii_05.jpg

[ATRAIN]

You never go ass to mouth!

[/Dante]


YES, I was waiting for that. Thank you Mike!!

[CuckingFunt]

by fellatio i meant basially any mouth to genital relations.
Then you should have just said oral. I was almost going to take away some faith points.

[mrsmaalox]

to me at least:

1st: kissing.

2nd: sexy makeout session accompanied by touching over clothes.

3rd: touching beneath the clothes, groping, fellatio.

although fellatio could be considered a grey area between 3rd and home.

What about fingering? I've had that with all my clothes on. Would that count as groping?

[ATRAIN]

ahem...

about that wingman thing... im out :dramaquee


BULLSHIT, if these hoodrats don't make a man out of you no one will!!

[ATRAIN]

What about fingering? I've had that with all my clothes on. Would that count as groping?


1st base

[CuckingFunt]

BLASPHEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, but ass > tits.

Every time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah my boy viva knows whats upyeah. i succumbed to that for about 5 months. that's all i could stand. jugs just get the best of me. i know its shallow, but those were an amazing pair. :depressed

[jman3000]

ass to mouth... at least in my book it's a triple play and all runners are off the base.

fuck that.

[CuckingFunt]

What about fingering? I've had that with all my clothes on. Would that count as groping?
Well, assuming one's hand would have to go beneath clothes to get to your snatch, that would put it at 3rd base.

[ATRAIN]

yeah. i succumbed to that for about 5 months. that's all i could stand. jugs just get the best of me. i know its shallow, but those were an amazing pair. :depressed


LOL shit man I need to tell you a story that I told a few months back that someone reminded me of.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sorry, but ass > tits.

Every time.po-tay-toe
po-tot-toe

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LOL shit man I need to tell you a story that I told a few months back that someone reminded me of.oh, this one was a doozie, besides the cans, so i might be unfazed by your experience.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well, assuming one's hand would have to go beneath clothes to get to your snatch, that would put it at 3rd base.i call that "going digital"

[mrsmaalox]

Well, assuming one's hand would have to go beneath clothes to get to your snatch, that would put it at 3rd base.
Got it. I was reading the list wrong. Atrain's got it at first!!!

[ATRAIN]

Got it. I was reading the list wrong. Atrain's got it at first!!!


I don't fuck around

[ATRAIN]

Damn where did Flo go, LOL guess he is still rubbing one out watching streaming porn hahahaha

[to21]

were is salad tossing as it pertains to covering the bases?

[ATRAIN]

were is salad tossing as it pertains to covering the bases?


2nd base........ass to mouth!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You never go ass to mouth!


theres a few videos that go opposite of what you're saying.

[florige]

I own a plastic penis. A purple one. And I don't like it near as much as the real thing!


I was talking about a Mel-Funt-MM sandwich. I didn't say anything about any dildos.

[CuckingFunt]

This rain needs to chill out a little bit. I'm starting to feel like a shut in.

[to21]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.

[to21]

2nd base........ass to mouth!!
On ur list dog.

What about the Funt's or maalox?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.so was she right in her claim?

[florige]

Damn where did Flo go, LOL guess he is still rubbing one out watching streaming porn hahahaha


I'm still just browsing through. It's kinda hard though with this crap computer I have.

[ATRAIN]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.


LOL I have all of you beat but id rather not tell you about my walk off homer in 5 mins.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.
What a slut. Even I've never gone quite that far.

[ATRAIN]

On ur list dog.

What about the Funt's or maalox?

Oh on their list, thats duggout work!!

[CuckingFunt]

Hmmm... I just checked over my list to make sure. Ass-to-mouth isn't on it.

[mrsmaalox]

I was talking about a Mel-Funt-MM sandwich. I didn't say anything about any dildos.

Oh sorry. I don't do the lesbian thing. Never curious about it, I'm just not wired that way. But my best friend is bisexual and she tells me that pussy is no where near as wonderful as penis. I'll take her word for it.

[CuckingFunt]

But my best friend is bisexual and she tells me that pussy is no where near as wonderful as penis. I'll take her word for it.
Then she's not bisexual.

[jman3000]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.

that's pretty gay. i wouldnt care how close i was to a friend. they are not seeing my wang getting sucked on. ever.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh sorry. I don't do the lesbian thing. Never curious about it, I'm just not wired that way. But my best friend is bisexual and she tells me that pussy is no where near as wonderful as penis. I'll take her word for it.NICE

[jman3000]

LOL I have all of you beat but id rather not tell you about my walk off homer in 5 mins.
haha 5 minutes.

that's not something to be proud of :elephant

[florige]

What a slut. Even I've never gone quite that far.


What have you ever done?

[CuckingFunt]

What have you ever done?
I've done my fair share.

But public blowjobs don't make the cut.

[to21]

so was she right in her claim?
She was aiiiiiiiiight.

It was hard to get off with everyone watchn'. I saw her at a wedding later that year and broke that ass.

[jman3000]

well... umm... i raped somebody... BAM!

i hit a homerun without a word even being spoken.

[florige]

haha 5 minutes.

that's not something to be proud of :elephant


Yeah A WTF??? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

well... umm... i raped somebody... BAM!

i hit a homerun without a word even being spoken.
I know it's wrong to laugh at this, but... so help me.

[ATRAIN]

haha 5 minutes.

that's not something to be proud of :elephant


Im not saying the game was over in 5 mins, Im just saying the time getting to the plate and hitting the home run was less than 5 mins. It was a hood rat, but no scars though.

[mrsmaalox]

Then she's not bisexual.

To be truly bisexual you have to like both equally? You can't have a preference? Lately she's only been messing with girls.

[florige]

I've done my fair share.

But public blowjobs don't make the cut.



SO you have seen a guy or girl you liked at a party and made out with them, or did more on the first night?

[jman3000]

haha.. this chick in my class with really pretty green eyes asked me to open her bag of gummy bears. i dont know why... but i have a feeling she's interested.

[marini martini]

that's pretty gay. i wouldnt care how close i was to a friend. they are not seeing my wang getting sucked on. ever.

Easy to say NOW! :drunk

[to21]

that's pretty gay. i wouldnt care how close i was to a friend. they are not seeing my wang getting sucked on. ever.
Maybe so dude. That and I'm not proud of the fact we ran a couple of trains on these two girls.

Twice.

In the same week.

It's no wonder my shit hasn't fallen off.

[florige]

Im not saying the game was over in 5 mins, Im just saying the time getting to the plate and hitting the home run was less than 5 mins. It was a hood rat, but no scars though.


Yeah right! Don't try to change it up now... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

To be truly bisexual you have to like both equally?
No. I was just being a brat.

[jman3000]

i dont think hispanic chicks should count. they are legendary for their easiness and idiocy. seeing as how 80% of them think a guy wearing a shirt with a blinged out pillsbury dough boy and wearing sunglasses inside is a good catch.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.
I once had a similar experience, but I was the reciever.

[CuckingFunt]

SO you have seen a guy or girl you liked at a party and made out with them, or did more on the first night?
Yes.

[florige]

I once had a similar experience, but I was the reciever.


You didn't know the guy?

[jman3000]

:vomit

[ATRAIN]

Yeah right! Don't try to change it up now... :lol


Im not, I need to tell you this story hahaha

[marini martini]

haha.. this chick in my class with really pretty green eyes asked me to open her bag of gummy bears. i dont know why... but i have a feeling she's interested.I bet she wants to give you a B.J. right now, right there :downspin:

[to21]

i dont think hispanic chicks should count. they are legendary for their easiness and idiocy. seeing as how 80% of them think a guy wearing a shirt with a blinged out pillsbury dough boy and wearing sunglasses inside is a good catch.
http://www.portcityunderground.com/images/thats_racist.gif

[CuckingFunt]

haha.. this chick in my class with really pretty green eyes asked me to open her bag of gummy bears. i dont know why... but i have a feeling she's interested.
It probably has to do with the fact that there isn't a person alive who can't open their own fucking bag of gummy bears. :lol

[ATRAIN]

I think I found my new wingman TO21!!!

[jman3000]

It probably has to do with the fact that there isn't a person alive who can't open their own fucking bag of gummy bears. :lol

i actually had a tough time opening it... she said it was cute :lol

[jman3000]

:lmao
atrain trying to make his name mean something.

[marini martini]

Im not, I need to tell you this story hahahaYou need to share with the class!

I'm not sober posting here, for nothing :madrun

[florige]

Yes.



Moreso girls than guys or about equal?

[to21]

I think I found my new wingman TO21!!!
BRO!

I have legendary status for being a wingman down here. I fucked many a fat chick so that my boys could fuck the better looking ones. It was tit for tat with our crew.

[CuckingFunt]

i actually had a tough time opening it... she said it was cute :lol
What the hell was it made out of?

I bet my Viking lineage would have allowed me to open it on the first try.

[mrsmaalox]

You didn't know the guy?

No actually it was someone I knew for a longtime. He just walked up to me at a party and whispered in my ear, "I want to taste you. Now". We left said party immediately.

[ATRAIN]

BRO!

I have legendary status for being a wingman down here. I fucked many a fat chick so that my boys could fuck the better looking ones. It was tit for tat with our crew.


YES, taking one for the team so your boy can live the dream!!

[CuckingFunt]

Moreso girls than guys or about equal?
The crazy casual stuff? More often with girls.

[marini martini]

Moreso girls than guys or about equal?

Remember, he's looking at porn right now! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Remember, he's looking at porn right now! :lol
Why would I care? I'm looking at porn, too.

[ATRAIN]

You need to share with the class!

I'm not sober posting here, for nothing :madrun
:nope

[marini martini]

Why would I care? I'm looking at porn, too.


Sorry, carry on. Didn't mean to interupt :oops

[jman3000]

What the hell was it made out of?

I bet my Viking lineage would have allowed me to open it on the first try.

there was really sticky paper covering the plastic bag and it wouldnt rip... just kind of bend. i tried to play it off like i was trying obsurdly hard to open it, but then i just said "damn that's tough".

vikings were known for their ability to open pickle jars, peanut butter cans, and gummy bear bags.

[mrsmaalox]

Okay, why the fuck does my screen say: 65535messages, unread? I must have just gotten real popular or something.

[ATRAIN]

to21, flo true story!!

[CuckingFunt]

there was really sticky paper covering the plastic bag and it wouldnt rip... just kind of bend. i tried to play it off like i was trying obsurdly hard to open it, but then i just said "damn that's tough".

vikings were known for their ability to open pickle jars, peanut butter cans, and gummy bear bags.
Well, this viking can't open pickle jars, but only out of refusal to do so. The rest is spot on.

[CuckingFunt]

to21, flo true story!!
Rude ass. How do you know no one else wanted to hear the story?

[ATRAIN]

Rude ass. How do you know no one else wanted to hear the story?


LOL its not something im proud of but if you wanna know ill send it to you too.

[florige]

No actually it was someone I knew for a longtime. He just walked up to me at a party and whispered in my ear, "I want to taste you. Now". We left said party immediately.


What if it were a guy you thought was really hot but you didn;t know him?

[mrsmaalox]

LOL its not something im proud of but if you wanna know ill send it to you too.
WTF!!! You've been leading me on for days and days over this story and all she has to do is ask for it?? I have to "earn" it? SHIT!!!!

[florige]

Sorry, carry on. Didn't mean to interupt :oops



You know you probably are too MM. :lol

[to21]

LOL its not something im proud of but if you wanna know ill send it to you too.
I've done sum shit I'm not proud. If I didn't have friends to backup some of the stories........some would call them lies.

[mrsmaalox]

What if it were a guy you thought was really hot but you didn;t know him?

That could work.

[ATRAIN]

WTF!!! You've been leading me on for days and days over this story and all she has to do is ask for it?? I have to "earn" it? SHIT!!!!


Actually this is a different story hahahaha

[ATRAIN]

I've done sum shit I'm not proud. If I didn't have friends to backup some of the stories........some would call them lies.


LOL same here, I need to tell you another one.

[jman3000]

superfood looks like complete shit... but ive grown to enjoy its taste.

[mrsmaalox]

Actually this is a different story hahahaha

Well can I at least have this story?

[CuckingFunt]

I need to figure out an errand, or something. I need to get out of the house, but the rain outside is the kind of shit you don't want to go out in unless you've got a specific destination.

[marini martini]

WTF!!! You've been leading me on for days and days over this story and all she has to do is ask for it?? I have to "earn" it? SHIT!!!!
Yeah!

What she said :madrun

[florige]

Hey Funt would you do Heather Hunter? If you know who that is...

[ATRAIN]

Yeah!

What she said :madrun


LOL you don't even know what she is talking about

[marini martini]

LOL you don't even know what she is talking about


I just want to hear your story about the 5 minute homer! :wakeup

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Funt would you do Heather Hunter? If you know who that is...
I've heard the name, but I can't place it.

[mrsmaalox]

I wish people around here would maintain their pm boxes!

[florige]

LOL you don't even know what she is talking about


Dude clear your box...

[ATRAIN]

I wish people around here would maintain their pm boxes!


LOL its clean

[ATRAIN]

Dude clear your box...


LOL I did

[CuckingFunt]

ATRAIN's a PM slut.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN's a PM slut.


LOL

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wish people around here would maintain their pm boxes!:lol:lol:lol

that reminds me.
sunday night a good friend of mine told me that the first time him and one of his girlfriends got funky he actually pulled out his shears and had to give her a trim. he actually pulled them out and pruned it while they were going at it. i died laughing.

[ATRAIN]

:lol:lol:lol

that reminds me.
sunday night a good friend of mine told me that the first time him and one of his girlfriends got funky he actually pulled out his shears and had to give her a trim. he actually pulled them out and pruned it while they were going at it. i died laughing.


LMAO thats bold!!

[florige]

I've heard the name, but I can't place it.



I will PM you this link of her I found on RT.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol:lol:lol

that reminds me.
sunday night a good friend of mine told me that the first time him and one of his girlfriends got funky he actually pulled out his shears and had to give her a trim. he actually pulled them out and pruned it while they were going at it. i died laughing.
That's the problem with all the porn today. Guys get too worked about shit like that.

If you're getting pussy, just shut the fuck up and be happy about it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's the problem with all the porn today. Guys get too worked about shit like that.

If you're getting pussy, just shut the fuck up and be happy about it.i'm sorry, funt, but if i'm going down to the Y I don't want ZZtop to be on my mind.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

...or Whiskey River.

[mrsmaalox]

If you're getting pussy, just shut the fuck up and be happy about it.

Absolutely true. There's alot of times us girls have a penis in our mouth and act like it's better than any random piece of fried dough!! be grateful.

[ATRAIN]

Absolutely true. There's alot of times us girls have a penis in our mouth and act like it's better than any random piece of fried dough!! be grateful.


well isn't it?

[CuckingFunt]

Absolutely true. There's alot of times us girls have a penis in our mouth and act like it's better than any random piece of fried dough!! be grateful.
I never act like I enjoy it. If I'm not genuinely into it, I don't do it.

And I expect the same from guys. Pity oral is a waste of time.

[marini martini]

i'm sorry, funt, but if i'm going down to the Y I don't want ZZtop to be on my mind.

"Sin Pusher" :toast

[mrsmaalox]

well isn't it?

Well there are some days that there is NOTHING better than fried dough! No, I heard someone say that on TV recently and it was really funny; cause I was really needing a fried dough fix.

[samikeyp]

I never act like I enjoy it. If I'm not genuinely into it, I don't do it.

And I expect the same from guys. Pity oral is a waste of time.

Agreed.

Very rarely have I turned down the chance to go down....but it has happened.

[peewee's lovechild]

Agreed.

Very rarely have I turned down the chance to go down....but it has happened.

Going down is essential.

It should ALWAYS be part of the game plan.

[peewee's lovechild]

By both parties.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, girls shouldn't be so squeemish (did I spell that right?) about swallowing if we're busy taking in all that pussy cum when we go down.

[ATRAIN]

By both parties.


word up

[ATRAIN]

Tomorrow ill bring dirty story number 2. Be ready!!

[peewee's lovechild]

You should bring Babysitting Sluts Part 2 instead.

[CuckingFunt]

And, girls shouldn't be so squeemish (did I spell that right?) about swallowing if we're busy taking in all that pussy cum when we go down.
Girls shouldn't be squeamish, but guys who think it's funny to not give a warning deserve to get bitten.

[mrsmaalox]

Girls shouldn't be squeamish, but guys who think it's funny to not give a warning deserve to get bitten.
Agreed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Girls shouldn't be squeamish, but guys who think it's funny to not give a warning deserve to get bitten.

Women don't know that men ejaculate?

[CuckingFunt]

Women don't know that men ejaculate?
Of course they do.

And most women can tell when it's on the horizon, as well.

But every now and then the difference between "soon" and "now" happens a hell of a lot faster than one would expect and that can be a very jarring surprise.

[mrsmaalox]

Of course they do.

And most women can tell when it's on the horizon, as well.

But every now and then the difference between "soon" and "now" happens a hell of a lot faster than one would expect and that can be a very jarring surprise.
I've also heard you can tell it is about to go off when the testicles "rise". I've never paid attention to that.

[florige]

Agreed.


SO you don't mind as long as warning is given?

[florige]

I've also heard you can tell it is about to go off when the testicles "rise". I've never paid attention to that.



BS. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Of course they do.

And most women can tell when it's on the horizon, as well.

But every now and then the difference between "soon" and "now" happens a hell of a lot faster than one would expect and that can be a very jarring surprise.

What about when a woman squirts without notification?

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't mind.

[ORION]

Of course they do.

And most women can tell when it's on the horizon, as well.

But every now and then the difference between "soon" and "now" happens a hell of a lot faster than one would expect and that can be a very jarring surprise.
I've master the art of hiding it until the last second then .....BLAMO ! .....I'll get you a towel.........

[CuckingFunt]

What about when a woman squirts without notification?
I think warning should be given in that situation, too.

[CuckingFunt]

I've master the art of hiding it until the last second then .....BLAMO ! .....I'll get you a towel.........
See. That's just fucking rude.

[mrsmaalox]

SO you don't mind as long as warning is given?

It makes it better. Flo, are you doing some kind of research or something? :)

[florige]

It makes it better. Flo, are you doing some kind of research or something? :)


No not really. I just wanted to join into one of you guys dirty discussions today. :lol

So how is it better?

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion is my hero.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want him to be my best friend.

[ORION]

I want him to be my best friend.
Are you worthy to roll with my Posse ? You know .........My Posse's on Broadway

[ORION]

See. That's just fucking rude.
well they should request " Not in my mouth ok?" To me thats an open invitation. I thought they were using reverse psychology on me and thats what they really wanted.

[CuckingFunt]

There was a pretty solid chunk of time when I was a kid that I thought posse was a bad word.

I giggled every time I watched a western.

[ORION]

There was a pretty solid chunk of time when I was a kid that I thought posse was a bad word.

I giggled every time I watched a western.
I knew this one guy in middle school that thought the word "cock" was a vagina. So he would say " I like cock" It took us a while before we told him

[CuckingFunt]

well they should request " Not in my mouth ok?" To me thats an open invitation. I thought they were using reverse psychology on me and thats what they really wanted.
Location is a different issue. My argument is based on the assumption that the mouth is okay as long as we're given a second to prepare for it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want him to be my best friend.

midge will be hurt reading this.

[CuckingFunt]

I knew this one guy in middle school that thought the word "cock" was a vagina. So he would say " I like cock" It took us a while before we told him
There was a guy at my high school who tried to brag about how much sex he had, but was obviously full of shit because he didn't know what he was talking about. He thought "clit" and "pussy" were interchangeable terms and would go on and on about sticking his dick in some random girl's clit.

[mrsmaalox]

well they should request " Not in my mouth ok?" To me thats an open invitation. I thought they were using reverse psychology on me and thats what they really wanted.

So you weren't planning to hit the mouth? You were going some place else? either way a warning is good.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you worthy to roll with my Posse ? You know .........My Posse's on Broadway


I own Broadway, brah!!

I live close to the 09!!

[mrsmaalox]

There was a guy at my high school who tried to brag about how much sex he had, but was obviously full of shit because he didn't know what he was talking about. He thought "clit" and "pussy" were interchangeable terms and would go on and on about sticking his dick in some random girl's clit.

I knew a girl the same way. I'm sure all the stories were made up.

[CuckingFunt]

There was a guy at my high school who tried to brag about how much sex he had, but was obviously full of shit because he didn't know what he was talking about. He thought "clit" and "pussy" were interchangeable terms and would go on and on about sticking his dick in some random girl's clit.
When me and a couple of girls tried to call him on it and explain what/where the clit actually was, he accused us of being ignorant of female anatomy. And actually cautioned us with the phrase "Life's not a porno flick, you know."

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

midge will be hurt reading this.

Midge's BFF is timvp.

[ORION]

Location is a different issue. My argument is based on the assumption that the mouth is okay as long as we're given a second to prepare for it.
:smokin awesome ! I'll remember that for next time.

[ORION]

When me and a couple of girls tried to call him on it and explain what/where the clit actually was, he accused us of being ignorant of female anatomy. And actually cautioned us with the phrase "Life's not a porno flick, you know."

:lmao
you should have made him draw a picture an show you were he thought everything was

[CuckingFunt]

you should have made him draw a picture an show you were he thought everything was
Yes. I should have. That would have been fantastic.

[Silver21_Black20]

Midge's BFF is timvp.

Yea but he is your BF.

[to21]

Tomorrow ill bring dirty story number 2. Be ready!!
Sent you one.

To compare.....

[ORION]

Invisble Robot Meat !!


http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/robotseverywhere/full/robots24.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Sent you one.

To compare.....


yo wingman you got 2 waiting for ya

[ATRAIN]

I got invited to go on a Disney cruise by this chick....wtf do I want to go on a Disney cruise for?

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently, Disney is a Quattro killer.

Who'd've thunk it?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you Martini.

You now know what I know.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking cunt. Go die of alcohol poisoning.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you Martini.

You now know what I know.
:wtf

I agree with the sentiment, but am confused at its inspiration.

[marini martini]

Fuck you Martini.

You now know what I know.

I know, you no longer have a job! Oh well, mo fuking fo :lol

So you & Sandra, just sleep in late tomorrow :toast

Nighty, night, loooooooooooser :smokin

[marini martini]

Fuck you Martini.

You now know what I know.

You are still up? That's o.k., you have no job to go to tomorrow :lol


Sleep tight :toast

[jman3000]

man. we got pulled over a little bit ago by shavano police.

that shit was clos.e

[CuckingFunt]

man. we got pulled over a little bit ago by shavano police.
Deer pressing charges?

[jman3000]

tail light out. i was drunk and my friend was buzzed. twas a close clall

[CuckingFunt]

tail light out. i was drunk and my friend was buzzed. twas a close clall
Tsk tsk.

[jman3000]

good thing im charming. woot.

[jman3000]

i practiced the great art of bro's before ho's tonight. i felt good telling that hooch i had other plans.

[jman3000]

nevermind. she jsut texted me that hse made cookies.

im out.

[marini martini]

man. we got pulled over a little bit ago by shavano police.

that shit was clos.e


Shavano? Oh yeah, my district, fo sho :hat

So that's where you hit all the deer??????????????????

Slow down, nin cum poop :nope

[to21]

Fuck you Martini.

You now know what I know.

I know, you no longer have a job! Oh well, mo fuking fo :lol

So you & Sandra, just sleep in late tomorrow :toast

Nighty, night, loooooooooooser :smokin
Did MM get Midge fired?

Didn't someone say this thread was gettn' like Melrose Place?

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Enjoy!

[ATRAIN]

So does it count as me donaiting to charity if got a lapdance last night? I mean after all Im sure she comes from a broken home and reallllly needs the money.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm at work.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, what happened with Marini and the Rev? Must be quite a bit going on "behind the scene". Interesting......

[mrsmaalox]

So does it count as me donaiting to charity if got a lapdance last night? I mean after all Im sure she comes from a broken home and reallllly needs the money.

You're the loser charity case. She'll be writing you off on her taxes, you slut.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yea but he is your BF.

He betrayed me with timvp.

[ATRAIN]

You're the loser charity case. She'll be writing you off on her taxes, you slut.


but she smelled nice

[ATRAIN]

I saw Vince Young and Mark Henry at the Yellow Rose last night. Mark Henry is a big ass fucker.