Free Quattro Razor (13)

[Melmart1]

Buy.

And, just to piss Shoog off, I went shopping at Christain Louboutin on Madison Avenue today. Droooooooool.
These are Chanel sunglasses. Drooooool.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't talk shit or I'll mention the "other" stuff.
I'm betting Midge has seen peewee's pictures of antacid's labia.

[Melmart1]

I'm betting Midge has seen peewee's pictures of antacid's labia.
There are pics of maalox's labia on the internets? :vomit:

[to21]

I'm betting Midge has seen peewee's pictures of antacid's labia.
Oh shit!

:lol

Ewwww!

[katyon6th]

Buy.

And, just to piss Shoog off, I went shopping at Christain Louboutin on Madison Avenue today. Droooooooool.

Louboutin's signature red sole makes me drool, it's my favorite color. I bought a pair on sale over the holidays and they're seriously the most comfortable pair of heels I've ever owned.

[katyon6th]

She's peewee's gf.

Who's peewee?

[midgetonadonkey]

There are pics of maalox's labia on the internets? :vomit:

The internets aren't large enough to hold a picture of her flabby meat curtains.

[CuckingFunt]

There are pics of maalox's labia on the internets? :vomit:
Wouldn't surprise me.

There are probably pictures of my labia floating around on the internets, too. Anonymously, of course.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who's peewee?

A fat greasy mexican guy that says the word cunt a lot and gets old women to send him pictures of her feet.

[to21]

Louboutin's signature red sole makes me drool, it's my favorite color. I bought a pair on sale over the holidays and they're seriously the most comfortable pair of heels I've ever owned.
Hey enuff of that shit...............we're talking about labia here.

[florige]

Who's peewee?



The playboy of the Quattro. Peewee Katy c'mon??!!!

[Melmart1]

The playboy of the Quattro. Peewee Katy c'mon??!!!
This is the only time peewee will ever be called a playboy in his life. Of this, I am certain.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://www.4kids.org/backissues/99/4kidsHTML05-16-99/bert.jpeg
La la la la....labia!

[to21]

Damn! I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!

[katyon6th]

The playboy of the Quattro. Peewee Katy c'mon??!!!

hahahahaha. That doesn't mean much.

[mrsmaalox]

maalox,

How old are you?

You know you did some shit back in ur day.

Born October 3, 1969; still do alot shit.

[mrsmaalox]

I bet she still does shit, she just wants us to think she doesn't. I bet she is a dirty little slut, aren't you?

MOI? :angel

[samikeyp]

http://www.4kids.org/backissues/99/4kidsHTML05-16-99/bert.jpeg
La la la la....labia!


:lmao :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

He hasn't even once offered to show it to you. All he's done is ask if you're trying to see it. There's a difference.

Well okay then, but I am NOT trying to see it. (Unless he wants me to)

[mrsmaalox]

She's peewee's gf.

Am not

[mrsmaalox]

I'm betting Midge has seen peewee's pictures of antacid's labia.

He hasn't. There are no such pictures in existance.....I think.

[mrsmaalox]

The internets aren't large enough to hold a picture of her flabby meat curtains.

Shall we talk about FLAB?!

[1369]

Born October 3, 1969; still do alot shit.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Robert-Barber/Winking-Cougar-Print-C10054490.jpeg

[CuckingFunt]

Well okay then, but I am NOT trying to see it. (Unless he wants me to)
Bullshit. You're trying desperately to see it, you're just trying not to publicly ask for it.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn!! Where is Ashbeeigh? We need a new scapegoat for a while. Please Ashbeeigh, come back!!!! :cry

[CuckingFunt]

Since she doesn't have the stones to do it herself: to21, will you please send maalox a picture of your cock so that we can end this foolishness? Danke.

[to21]

Since she doesn't have the stones to do it herself: to21, will you please send maalox a picture of your cock so that we can end this foolishness? Danke.
Sure......I'll work on one.

Want a copy?

:p:

[midgetonadonkey]

Send her one of your nuts too.

[CuckingFunt]

Sure......I'll work on one.

Want a copy?

:p:
Nah. I'm good, thanks.

[to21]

Since she doesn't have the stones to do it herself: to21, will you please send maalox a picture of your cock so that we can end this foolishness? Danke.
Wait......

I'll show if she shows.

Wait......

[CuckingFunt]

Wait......

I'll show if she shows.

Wait......
I bet it wouldn't be too difficult to convince her.

[Melmart1]

Wait......

I'll show if she shows.

Wait......
Be careful what you ask for ... Nobody wants to see hair curtains or saggy bayinas.

[midgetonadonkey]

If she does show a picture to to21, can we get a vbookie on how far down her labias do sag?

I'd put money on below the knee.

[CuckingFunt]

Saggy labia = unattractive.

[mrsmaalox]

Ya'll done yet? Well then hold that thought. I need to do a few things. Later.

[CuckingFunt]

Ya'll done yet? Well then hold that thought. I need to do a few things. Later.
Hold that thought? For what? To wait for you to come back?

Your presence is not required to sustain our entertainment.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm jealous. I'd like to aimlessly muse about the possible actresses (actors?) who could play me, but I wasn't a part of the OG Quattro.

:depressed

Well, Dustin Hoffman did pull off "Tootsie" pretty good.

Maybe he could do a "Funt" version?

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, and Ethan Suplee should play Midge.

[mrsmaalox]

Hold that thought? For what? To wait for you to come back?

Your presence is not required to sustain our entertainment.
Obviously :rolleyes

[peewee's lovechild]

A fat greasy mexican guy that says the word cunt a lot and gets old women to send him pictures of her feet.

Fucking cunt.

I want a picture of your mom's feet.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking cunt.

I want a picture of your mom's feet.

Alright, you asked.

http://unpopulartruths.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/feet.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Funt and Mylanta should have a beat-down.

I wonder who would win?

[peewee's lovechild]

Alright, you asked.

http://unpopulartruths.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/feet.jpg

It's not what I thought I would see.

I don't understand how someone could have such pretty feet, and yet have a mother with such ugly feet.

This is fascinating and repulsive at the same time.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need sleep.

Fuck, I need sleep.

[ShoogarBear]

Fucking mother fuck. How can a man take so damn long to get ready?I thought women liked it that way.




Oh, you mean getting dressed?

[ShoogarBear]

I need sleep.

Fuck, I need sleep.Should have thought of that before you reproduced.

[ShoogarBear]

Buy.

And, just to piss Shoog off, I went shopping at Christain Louboutin on Madison Avenue today. Droooooooool.I'm sure I'd be pissed off if I had any idea what that meant.

Although the drooling part is attractive.

[ShoogarBear]

These are Chanel sunglasses. Drooooool.Excellenta. Double drooling.

[mrsmaalox]

I think Funt and Mylanta should have a beat-down.

I wonder who would win?

No thank you. I'm not interested in getting my ass kicked. I'm a lover, not a fighter!

[mrsmaalox]

It's not what I thought I would see.

I don't understand how someone could have such pretty feet, and yet have a mother with such ugly feet.

This is fascinating and repulsive at the same time.
You think Midge has pretty feet? I may have to take a look.....

cue: Mel and Funt whipping themselves into a frenzy over me "pretending" I don't want to see those feet! :lol

[RashoFan]

Blah, blah, blah You go fly a kite! And to think I actually felt bad that I might have been mean to you before I found out you are a girl! :dramaquee
Wait..to21 is a girl? :oops

[RashoFan]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Robert-Barber/Winking-Cougar-Print-C10054490.jpeg
Someone enlighten me, what age is a woman considered a cougar?

[mrsmaalox]

http://images.greatseats.com/300x180/donald_f_300.jpg


"El era del terzo mondo"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY D.F. :toast

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sure I'd be pissed off if I had any idea what that meant.

Although the drooling part is attractive.
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8199/91981518mj6.jpg

and

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3240/indexyi8.jpg

Drooooooooooooooooooool.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://images.greatseats.com/300x180/donald_f_300.jpg


"El era del terzo mondo"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY D.F. :toast

It's Mexico's birthday?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What I was rockin' today when I got some great news.

http://images1.buzzillions.com/images_products/05/69/211581_300.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

What I was rockin' today when I got some great news.

http://images1.buzzillions.com/images_products/05/69/211581_300.jpg
Was the good news that someone found your other shoe?

[RashoFan]

What I wear to bed.
http://www.unitedauctionllp.com/design1/email/emailpics/cartersleepwear1.jpg

[samikeyp]

How utterly disappointing.

:depressed



:smokin

[stretch]

What I wear to bed.
http://www.unitedauctionllp.com/design1/email/emailpics/cartersleepwear1.jpg
you're a fucking fag.

[samikeyp]

Actually she is a chick.

[stretch]

Actually she is a chick.
It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning!

[ORION]

Someone enlighten me, what age is a woman considered a cougar?
At least 40 or maybe its the age difference between her and her pray ? Think about this I will an answer in time you shall receive

[ORION]

yeah I believe its the age gap between her and her target but to keep it legal the prey has to be no younger than 18.

[ashbeeigh]

hell yes. I rocked that job interview.



And I am utterly shocked at the lack of ashbeeigh feet comparisions after that horrible picture.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm saddened that we're on a new page. I liked scrolling by those shoes every time I opened the thread.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Mel should quote that post and respond to it so that I can see them again.

[Melmart1]

hell yes. I rocked that job interview.



And I am utterly shocked at the lack of ashbeeigh feet comparisions after that horrible picture.
Now you are fishing for feet slams? :rolleyes You just can't stand that maalox has been the center of the slamming lately. You really are an attention whore, aren't you?

[samikeyp]

Now you are fishing for feet slams? :rolleyes You just can't stand that maalox has been the center of the slamming lately. You really are an attention whore, aren't you?

I think she would be happy with any slamming that doesn't involve battery powered objects.

[CuckingFunt]

Now you are fishing for feet slams? :rolleyes You just can't stand that maalox has been the center of the slamming lately. You really are an attention whore, aren't you?
Please don't tell me you're shocked by this.



Also, as a notorious attention whore myself, I must admit (though I hate to do so) to a certain admiration for ashbeeigh's advanced attention whoring technique in that last post. She was able to simultaneously stoke the attention fires from both her well wishers (see: comment on job interview rockage) AND her beloved adversaries (see: foot smack encouragement) in one single post.

Well done, you miserable cunt.

[Melmart1]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8199/91981518mj6.jpg

and

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3240/indexyi8.jpg

Drooooooooooooooooooool.
Droooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll

[CuckingFunt]

Droooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll
Fuck.

I think those shoes may be better than sex.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck.

I think those shoes may be better than sex.

You can combine the two and just shove the shoe up your vagine.

[CuckingFunt]

You can combine the two and just shove the shoe up your vagine.
Are you crazy??

That would totally obscure my view of the shoe.

Duh. :rolleyes

[Melmart1]

You can combine the two and just shove the shoe up your vagine.
Those shoes are much too expensive to be getting the leather wet.

[ATRAIN]

I'm gone for a few weeks and come back to a fucking fashion thread?? All of this and coming from the person who said I bring nothing to this thread.......FUCK THAT. Hey Midge can you teach me how to write a "im quitting the quattro" letter?

[CuckingFunt]

Those shoes are much too expensive to be getting the leather wet.
That, too.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm gone for a few weeks and come back to a fucking fashion thread??
Women being sexually aroused by fuck-me pumps with a four inch stiletto heel =/= fashion thread.

[Melmart1]

I'm gone for a few weeks and come back to a fucking fashion thread?? All of this and coming from the person who said I bring nothing to this thread.......FUCK THAT. Hey Midge can you teach me how to write a "im quitting the quattro" letter?
You were gone?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gone for a few weeks and come back to a fucking fashion thread?? All of this and coming from the person who said I bring nothing to this thread.......FUCK THAT. Hey Midge can you teach me how to write a "im quitting the quattro" letter?

Fuck you. Go start the Trolltro Razor thread you fuck.

[ATRAIN]

Women being sexually aroused by fuck-me pumps with a four inch stiletto heel =/= fashion thread.


Drooling over shoes and sunglasses!!! Come one. Someone posted their pajamas that weren't even :jack worthy.

[Melmart1]

Someone posted their pajamas that weren't even :jack worthy.
:rolleyes That was Rashofan, she doesn't count. Try to keep up.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck you. Go start the Trolltro Razor thread you fuck.


awww you get your feelings hurt because you quit and then came back and now everyone calls you a bitch. Also Filmoe is a fucking idiot with photoshop.

[mrsmaalox]

Drooling over shoes and sunglasses!!! Come one. Someone posted their pajamas that weren't even :jack worthy.

Are you back from rehab already? Did it work?

[ATRAIN]

:rolleyes That was Rashofan, she doesn't count. Try to keep up.


She was trying to fit in to your little fashon club. So I blame you.

[ATRAIN]

Are you back from rehab already? Did it work?


No and I need to go back.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can quit and come back as many times as I fucking want. And nobody will call me a bitch more than they have called you one.

That shit wasn't photoshopped. Own up to it pussy.

[Melmart1]

She was trying to fit in to your little fashon club. So I blame you.
Damn, you are blaming me. :cry How will I ever live down the shame of a puto boxer from the Valley blaming me for someone posting a pic of footed pajamas?

[CuckingFunt]

She was trying to fit in to your little fashon club. So I blame you.
Please don't tell me that you're going to turn into a reactionary drama queen now, too.

:dramaquee

[mrsmaalox]

No and I need to go back.

I can't believe theylet you out; you escaped right?

[Melmart1]

Freddy Fender rulez!!!!!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

I can quit and come back as many times as I fucking want. And nobody will call me a bitch more than they have called you one.

That shit wasn't photoshopped. Own up to it pussy.


I don't talk to that fucking idiot so I'll not own up to anything. Your such a fucking pussy, I challenge you to a fight and you pussy out. If I were you I would kill myself.

[midgetonadonkey]

Freddy Fender rulez!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes he does.

[ATRAIN]

Please don't tell me that you're going to turn into a reactionary drama queen now, too.

:dramaquee


nah, I really don't care either way just wanted to bitch about something.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't talk to that fucking idiot so I'll not own up to anything. Your such a fucking pussy, I challenge you to a fight and you pussy out. If I were you I would kill myself.

Oh ok because I'm going to fight you because of the internet. haha fucking dumbass.

[Melmart1]

I don't talk to that fucking idiot so I'll not own up to anything. Your such a fucking pussy, I challenge you to a fight and you pussy out. If I were you I would kill myself.
Did you send him that PM or not?

[midgetonadonkey]

And you call me the pussy, who is the one that PMs people apologizing for ball busting?

[ATRAIN]

Oh ok because I'm going to fight you because of the internet. haha fucking dumbass.


no your going to fight me because your a man and another man called you out. Plus I know what you look like, if I ever see you on the street you and I are going to have some words, then you won't have a choice.

[midgetonadonkey]

And you sent me a PM crying about me busting your balls in an NFL thread. Fucking faggot.

[ATRAIN]

Did you send him that PM or not?


I already answered that question to you remember.

[mrsmaalox]

Did you send him that PM or not?
Atrain, it don't matter what you say, she's gonna slam you anyway, so at least make it entertaining for everyone else.

[midgetonadonkey]

no your going to fight me because your a man and another man called you out. Plus I know what you look like, if I ever see you on the street you and I are going to have some words, then you won't have a choice.

What man called me out? I know you did but not a man. A transexual bitch called me out.

[ATRAIN]

And you sent me a PM crying about me busting your balls in an NFL thread. Fucking faggot.


I sent you a PM asking you to not use the race card, calling me racist just to be an asshole.

[midgetonadonkey]

I sent you a PM asking you to not use the race card, calling me racist just to be an asshole.

You fucking cried like a little bitch.

[ATRAIN]

What man called me out? I know you did but not a man. A transexual bitch called me out.


Yeah that was a good one. :rolleyes

[midgetonadonkey]

And you are a racist. Saying all black people are only good and running because they are used to running from the cops. That shit is racist and you know it.

[ATRAIN]

You fucking cried like a little bitch.


You and stupid ass mono started saying I was racist, what the fuck was that. I was asking you nicely not to be a dick. Obviously you can't help but be a dick, but i guess its like they say you are what you eat. Im fine with you calling me a pussy.

[ATRAIN]

And you are a racist. Saying all black people are only good and running because they are used to running from the cops. That shit is racist and you know it.


I didn't say that shit and you know it. Learn how to fucking read.

[midgetonadonkey]

You said that and then quickly deleted the post because you knew you were going to let the truth out.

Fucking racist.

[Melmart1]

:corn: Damn, I don't even need to get involved

[florige]

I don't talk to that fucking idiot so I'll not own up to anything. Your such a fucking pussy, I challenge you to a fight and you pussy out. If I were you I would kill myself.



A, where the heck have you been??? I see the rivalry has renewed itself... :lol

[ATRAIN]

You said that and then quickly deleted the post because you knew you were going to let the truth out.

Fucking racist.


I didn't delete anything quit making shit up trying to make me look racist.

[midgetonadonkey]

Luckily I saved the quote on my hard drive.


The only reason black quarterbacks are so good at running the ball is because that's the only thing black people are good at. They get so good at running because all they do is run from the cops all day.

[ATRAIN]

A, where the heck have you been??? I see the rivalry has renewed itself... :lol


Been here and there. Have been busy at work for the most part. Rivalry ha not with that pussy. He is all bark and no bite. Its a small world however, so next time I talk to him it will be in person and there won't be much talking.

[midgetonadonkey]

Been here and there. Have been busy at work for the most part. Rivalry ha not with that pussy. He is all bark and no bite. Its a small world however, so next time I talk to him it will be in person and there won't be much talking.

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Ha like its so hard to make a quote and type out what you want than instead of what was actually said.

[CuckingFunt]

:corn: Damn, I don't even need to get involved
I know. This shit is most entertaining.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not going to want to go anywhere because I'm afraid of running into ATRAIN.

[midgetonadonkey]

He wants to bare knuckle brawl with me.

[midgetonadonkey]

He wants to fight because of the internet.

[ATRAIN]

He wants to fight because of the internet.


I never thought it was possible to hate someone over the internet but midge proved to me that it is.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha internet hate

[midgetonadonkey]

Atrain

[florige]

I know. This shit is most entertaining.


I like girly rivalries better. I can just imagine you girls catfighting with clothes flying every which way...

[midgetonadonkey]

ATRAIN
Thats how we roll.
Last Activity: Today 10:21 AM
Private Messaging @ 10:21 AM


I feel an apology pm coming. lol

[mrsmaalox]

Luckily I saved the quote on my hard drive.

Aw, that old joke has been around for ages! Rev. I can't believe you haven't heard it before....

[samikeyp]

I like girly rivalries better. I can just imagine you girls catfighting with clothes flying every which way...

With as much as the words "bitch" and "cunt" are flying around, it sounds pretty girly to me.

[CuckingFunt]

ATRAIN
Thats how we roll.
Last Activity: Today 10:21 AM
Private Messaging @ 10:21 AM


I feel an apology pm coming. lol
Not if he hates you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Aw, that old joke has been around for ages! Rev. I can't believe you haven't heard it before....

We all can't be as old as you are. I'm about 20 years away from reaching you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not if he hates you.

That's true. I forgot about his ehate for me.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN
Thats how we roll.
Last Activity: Today 10:21 AM
Private Messaging @ 10:21 AM


I feel an apology pm coming. lol


Damn he is estalking me now. Get off my nuts!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm so afraid for my well being. Someone on the internet hates me.

[ATRAIN]

I'm so afraid for my well being. Someone on the internet hates me.


I'm sure its not just one person. I bet the person that shot bat was a spurstalk poster.

[mrsmaalox]

We all can't be as old as you are. I'm about 20 years away from reaching you.

Yea right 20 years! But seriously, are you gonna go all PETA because someone repeats a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke? :rolleyes

[CuckingFunt]

Yea right 20 years! But seriously, are you gonna go all PETA because someone repeats a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke? :rolleyes
Um... what?

[florige]

With as much as the words "bitch" and "cunt" are flying around, it sounds pretty girly to me.


I love to see funt argue with someone because she very rarely loses her temper at all. Even when she is arguing with someone it seems she is never really pissed. ... :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure its not just one person. I bet the person that shot bat was a spurstalk poster.

Are you threatening to shoot me? I can press charges on your for that. I'll call the internet police.

[Melmart1]

I think maalox has been sipping some of marini's poison a little too early

[midgetonadonkey]

That's what it sounds like.

Shit I miss early morning drinking.

[samikeyp]

I think maalox has been sipping some of marini's poison a little too early

Or sniffing her own funk.

[CuckingFunt]

I love to see funt argue with someone because she very rarely loses her temper at all. Even when she is arguing with someone it seems she is never really pissed. ... :lol
I just don't get that riled up by pixels.

[ATRAIN]

Are you threatening to shoot me? I can press charges on your for that. I'll call the internet police.


Nah your not worth going to jail for even though im sure a lot of spurstalk users would thank me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nah your not worth going to jail for even though im sure a lot of spurstalk users would thank me.

And since the internets is such serious business to you I bet all that praise would really mean a lot to you.

[ORION]

man I do a little work and look what happens in here. Mel did you get that thing I sent you

[CuckingFunt]

This thread has so far proven to be an excellent hangover diversion, I must say.

[mrsmaalox]

I think maalox has been sipping some of marini's poison a little too early

Me?! I just said that the Rev. is all hot over a STUPID Atrain joke that amounts to a "chicken crossing the road joke" and he just keeps slamming making himself look like he can't let it go.........hmm, sounds eeerily familiar! :lol

[ORION]

oh yeah. funt did you get that thing I sent you

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Miserable cunt" is a pleasant term.

Bravo for trying to insert it into my vocabulary, Cucking.

[Melmart1]

man I do a little work and look what happens in here. Mel did you get that thing I sent you
Yeah, I just got it. Thanks :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I love to see funt argue with someone because she very rarely loses her temper at all. Even when she is arguing with someone it seems she is never really pissed. ... :lol
What's that brown stuff on your nose?

[ATRAIN]

And since the internets is such serious business to you I bet all that praise would really mean a lot to you.


LOL can there ever be peace between us I would hate to resort to violence.

[Melmart1]

Me?! I just said that the Rev. is all hot over a STUPID Atrain joke that amounts to a "chicken crossing the road joke" and he just keeps slamming making himself look like he can't let it go.........hmm, sounds eeerily familiar! :lol
Familiarity is all that old people have, since they can't actually fully remember anything.

[mrsmaalox]

Or sniffing her own funk.

As a matter of fact, I have been told it is similar to an "elixir from the gods".

[CuckingFunt]

oh yeah. funt did you get that thing I sent you
Just watched it.

Interrupting a kiss to pee is super smoove.

[florige]

What's that brown stuff on your nose?


I don't mind kissing a girl's ass at all. I don't think funt would have any brown stuff anywhere..

[midgetonadonkey]

LOL can there ever be peace between us I would hate to resort to violence.

haha

[florige]

Man all hell is breakin loose in here...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, I screwed the pooch on a headline last night.

[CuckingFunt]

"Miserable cunt" is a pleasant term.

Bravo for trying to insert it into my vocabulary, Cucking.
You're welcome.

And thank you for commenting on what I felt was a hilarious post that had been lost in the shuffle. My sense of worth has been restored.

[midgetonadonkey]

Man, I screwed the pooch on a headline last night.

You fucked a dog on your newspaper headline?

[mrsmaalox]

I don't mind kissing a girl's ass at all. I don't think funt would have any brown stuff anywhere..

:vomit:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You're welcome.

And thank you for commenting on what I felt was a hilarious post that had been lost in the shuffle. My sense of worth has been restored.

:lol It was the first post I woke up to, actually.

Nothing like a "miserable cunt" to jolt you out of sleepiness.

[ATRAIN]

I don't mind kissing a girl's ass at all. I don't think funt would have any brown stuff anywhere..


you like to toss salad don't you??

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You fucked a dog on your newspaper headline?

No way man.

































My dick is much larger than a newspaper headline.

[CuckingFunt]

As a matter of fact, I have been told it is similar to an "elixir from the gods".
By whom, a romance novel?

Does this "elixir" come from deep within your honey pot, causing your flesh to flush a scarlett red as your bosoms heave?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Actually, I had an AP story posted about the crash on the border bridge in Pharr, but I just skimmed through the story while waiting for other stuff to finish and I could have sworn I saw it was a bus involved, but I was wrong and a national editor caught it this morning when CNN picked it up.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol It was the first post I woke up to, actually.

Nothing like a "miserable cunt" to jolt you out of sleepiness.
But it's nicer when a pleasant cunt does the same.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does this "elixir" come from deep within your honey pot, causing your flesh to flush a scarlett red as your bosoms heave?

I don't know about anyone else, but I got a chubby.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But it's nicer when a pleasant cunt does the same.

For sure.

Miserable cunt on the computer.

Pleasant cunt over my mouth.

[mrsmaalox]

By whom, a romance novel?

Does this "elixir" come from deep within your honey pot, causing your flesh to flush a scarlett red as your bosoms heave?

Wow that's scary! Have you been spying on me?!

[CuckingFunt]

Wow that's scary! Have you been spying on me?!
No. It just seemed the natural assumption that your reading list would include lots of books with Fabio on the cover.

[florige]

you like to toss salad don't you??


Yeah I don't mind grazing some grass here and there...

[Melmart1]

:vomit:
You are mad cus florige thinks that CF wipes her ass properly?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I don't mind grazing some grass here and there...


LOL

[Melmart1]

By whom, a romance novel?

Does this "elixir" come from deep within your honey pot, causing your flesh to flush a scarlett red as your bosoms heave?
Can knee knockers heave? Would they then become belly button buffers?

[samikeyp]

By whom, a romance novel?

Does this "elixir" come from deep within your honey pot, causing your flesh to flush a scarlett red as your bosoms heave?


:lmao

and as you pause to contimplate your future with him as he spreads your petals with his manroot?

:)

[ATRAIN]

Glad to have entertained all who were entertained. My job is done for a few days. http://www3.sympatico.ca/nicklozon/retard.jpg

[Melmart1]

:lmao

and as you pause to contimplate your future with him as he spreads your petals with his manroot?

:)
I don't know why this made me lol.

[samikeyp]

Can knee knockers heave? Would they then become belly button buffers?


:lol

a new meaning to the term hip huggers.

[CuckingFunt]

spreads your petals with his manroot
:lmao

I'm officially laughing hard enough that my boyfriend thinks I've lost it.

[mrsmaalox]

No. It just seemed the natural assumption that your reading list would include lots of books with Fabio on the cover.

Actually I have never read one. My reading list is mostly nature, biography and politics so the guys on the cover are usually a bit scrawnier. I don't like a man with too many muscles!

[Melmart1]

I don't like a man with too many muscles!
So that's why you are after peewee. Makes sense now.

[mrsmaalox]

So that's why you are after peewee. Makes sense now.

Oh yea, I am SO after him...

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yea, I am SO after him...

But that doesn't mean I'm not after to21 any more. I want to make sure it's clear to you Mel...they are both on my "to do" list!

[Melmart1]

But that doesn't mean I'm not after to21 any more. I want to make sure it's clear to you Mel...they are both on my "to do" list!
And you were implying that I can't let things go? I hadn't even mentioned to21.

And why do you care what I am or am not clear on?

[mrsmaalox]

And you were implying that I can't let things go? I hadn't even mentioned to21.

And why do you care what I am or am not clear on?

I never implied you can't let things go....I was talking about the Reverend! :lol Hmmm did just out yourself as the Rev. troll?...Interesting....

[Melmart1]

Midge isn't a troll.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah but who's to say you aren't my troll?

[leemajors]

looks like i posted this too late:

http://wine.woot.com/ Lucas & Lewellen Three-Pack

mine will be here next wednesday!
and yes, i am still posting about wine a week later.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Mel my troll?

Am I her troll?

Are we both ORION's trolls?

Maybe ORION is timvp's troll.

Would that make both mel and I timvp?

Maybe Kori.

You never know.

[Melmart1]

looks like i posted this too late:

http://wine.woot.com/ Lucas & Lewellen Three-Pack

mine will be here next wednesday!
and yes, i am still posting about wine a week later.
Brag brag brag. I would like a glass of wine right now. Or a beer. A beer would do, depending on what kind.

[to21]

Wait..to21 is a girl? :oops
If you would have done a little more begging, I would have let you know for sure.

Don't worry sweetheart, I spread the seed.

Not receive it.

[to21]

But that doesn't mean I'm not after to21 any more. I want to make sure it's clear to you Mel...they are both on my "to do" list!
Uh-Oh!

I'm being chased by a Cougar.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel sorry for anyone who isn't enjoying my left overs from the Carnegie Deli. They're scrumptious.

[to21]

I feel sorry for anyone who isn't enjoying my left overs from the Carnegie Deli. They're scrumptious.
Are you having a open faced roast beef sammich?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you having a open faced roast beef sammich?
Nope. I'm eating the remains of a bacon cheeseburger that's about the size of my head.

[Melmart1]

Don't worry sweetheart, I spread the seed.

Not receive it.
Spitting or snowballing doesn't count as spreading.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, I missed quite a bit today.

I blame this on my baby's apparent lack of interest of sleeping at the same time most normal human beings do.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's no way ATURD is man enough to beat anyone up.

That transexual whore isn't even man enough to pay up a bet made over the internets for all to see. Fuck, even Midge finally paid up his bet after trying to bitch out of it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I say Midge beats the shit out of ATRANNY.

[peewee's lovechild]

ATARD goes down in two rounds.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd rather see a tag team match between Marini/Maalox vs. Funt/Melmart.

That would be fucking awesome.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it would look like something out of "Nacho Libre".

[CuckingFunt]

I'd rather see a tag team match between Marini/Maalox vs. Funt/Melmart.

That would be fucking awesome.
I'd rather leave the fight/tag team out of it and just roll around with Mel instead.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd rather see a tag team match between Marini/Maalox vs. Funt/Melmart.

That would be fucking awesome.

They can wrestle in Jello.

But mylanta would probably just sit in one of the corners and eat all the fucking Jello.

[Melmart1]

They can wrestle in Jello.

But mylanta would probably just sit in one of the corners and eat all the fucking Jello.
And martini would be tryining to make jello shots with it. Meanwhile, Funt and I escape and go make out in the corner.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Damn, I missed quite a bit today.

I blame this on my baby's apparent lack of interest of sleeping at the same time most normal human beings do.

Sell it. Although much like the dollar, the value of an American baby has fallen against the value of other nationalities. Thanks to trendsetters like Madonna and Brangelina African babies are the must have accessory.

It's probably better to weather the bad market and wait a few years. The demand for American babies might not bounce back but if you raise the kid to be in shape and compliant it could catch a fair price on the slave market.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd rather leave the fight/tag team out of it and just roll around with Mel instead.

This is an interesting alternative.

[peewee's lovechild]

And martini would be tryining to make jello shots with it. Meanwhile, Funt and I escape and go make out in the corner.

As long as the cameras can follow . . . why the fuck not??

[CuckingFunt]

Meanwhile, Funt and I escape and go make out in the corner.
:tu

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And martini would be tryining to make jello shots with it. Meanwhile, Funt and I escape and go make out in the corner.
Cue the steel drum party music...IT'S QUATTRO GONE WILD!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Sell it. Although much like the dollar, the value of an American baby has fallen against the value of other nationalities. Thanks to trendsetters like Madonna and Brangelina African babies are the must have accessory.

It's probably better to weather the bad market and wait a few years. The demand for American babies might not bounce back but if you raise the kid to be in shape and compliant it could catch a fair price on the slave market.

Fuck that shit.

I'm getting a badass tax deduction.
And, it's good for at least 18 years . . . 26 if she goes to college.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if ATRAIN would bend over willfully after Midge puts a beatdown on him.

[CuckingFunt]

Cue the steel drum party music...IT'S QUATTRO GONE WILD!!!
I always wondered who decided that steel drum music is appropriate for every occasion. Mardi Gras does not have steel drums. Hanging out with Snoop Dogg probably doesn't include steel drums, either.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Fuck that shit.

I'm getting a badass tax deduction.
And, it's good for at least 18 years . . . 26 if she goes to college.
You could still claim it. You'll still have the birth certificate and all those records that would show you had a child. Unless you'd be dumb enough to declare proceeds of selling your child when you file.

[CuckingFunt]

There is some crazy lightning in the city today. The view from my cousin's place is pretty.

[peewee's lovechild]

You could still claim it. You'll still have the birth certificate and all those records that would show you had a child. Unless you'd be dumb enough to declare proceeds of selling your child when you file.

You're on to something, SFIE.

You are a very wise man.
I guess this means you and easjer have done this already.

Send some info my way.
I'm very interested in all this.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is some crazy lightning in the city today. The view from my cousin's place is pretty.

The sun is out here, and it's pissing me off.

What the fuck happened to winter?

Fucking motherfuck!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I always wondered who decided that steel drum music is appropriate for every occasion. Mardi Gras does not have steel drums. Hanging out with Snoop Dogg probably doesn't include steel drums, either.

Steel drums remind me of ganja.

[peewee's lovechild]

I guess Midge scared of ATRAIN.

Figures, he's a bitch.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You're on to something, SFIE.

You are a very wise man.
I guess this means you and easjer have done this already.

Send some info my way.
I'm very interested in all this.
I wish! My wife and I are such pack rats that we never get rid of anything.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Although I wouldn't be surprised if any of our neighbors from our old apartment complex did. There were always a ton of pregnant women there but I hardly ever saw any babies.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish! My wife and I are such pack rats that we never get rid of anything.

So, you have the child packed in fomaldehyde in the attic?

[peewee's lovechild]

Although I wouldn't be surprised if any of our neighbors from our old apartment complex did. There were always a ton of pregnant women there but I hardly ever saw any babies.

Are you saying you fathered all these children?
I would have moved out too.
Fucking child support on all those babies must be insane.

Fuck, I'm impressed.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So, you have the child packed in fomaldehyde in the attic?
The attic's where we keep the Christmas stuff. We've got him evening out a table leg at the moment. Keeps him put and he earns his keep.

[peewee's lovechild]

The attic's where we keep the Christmas stuff. We've got him evening out a table leg at the moment. Keeps him put and he earns his keep.

You're like Yoda, only not that short.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Are you saying you fathered all these children?
I would have moved out too.
Fucking child support on all those babies must be insane.

Fuck, I'm impressed.
I'm not admitting to anything. For starters my wife drops by this thread every now and then. Besides, the ladies in that complex were not exactly lookers. And on top of that, messing with chicks like that is like playing Russian roulette. It's just a matter of time before you catch something or one of them has a baby daddy that gets his parole and comes looking for you or some shit like that.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You're like Yoda, only not that short.
Well, the state of Texas won't employ just anyone, ya know.

[Wilson]

.

[whottt]

.



Why don't you fuck off and die Wilson!!!!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi whottt

[CuckingFunt]

The sun is out here, and it's pissing me off.

What the fuck happened to winter?

Fucking motherfuck!!!!
I learned a few minutes ago, thanks to the storm that accompanied my beautiful lightning, that my cousin's got a leaky window in her apartment.

I am not quite as thrilled with this storm now as I was when I initially posted.

[ORION]

Is Mel my troll?

Am I her troll?

Are we both ORION's trolls?

Maybe ORION is timvp's troll.

Would that make both mel and I timvp?

Maybe Kori.

You never know.
I am shoog's troll

[CuckingFunt]

I'm Squid's troll.

[mrsmaalox]

Uh-Oh!

I'm being chased by a Cougar.

Oh you didn't know? I thought the "double-dick twins" had done a pretty good job of making sure everyone knew what my ulterior motives are. Oh well, they'll probably send out a memo!

[Melmart1]

Oh you didn't know? I thought the "double-dick twins" had done a pretty good job of making sure everyone knew what my ulterior motives are. Oh well, they'll probably send out a memo!
Ok, you took your (weak) jab, now run along like you always do.

[CuckingFunt]

Double-dick twins?

[CuckingFunt]

Does that mean we have double-dicks?

Or that we take double-dicks?

Or that we're both acting like dicks and, therefore, when together we would be double-dicks?

[mrsmaalox]

I'd rather see a tag team match between Marini/Maalox vs. Funt/Melmart.

That would be fucking awesome.

What the fuck! You show up just start this kind of bullshit!? Why can't I have RashoFan on my team?! You don't even have the decency to give me a partner who's not having double vision?! Asshole!

[to21]

Spitting or snowballing doesn't count as spreading.
:lol
Says the spitting, snowballin' fiend.

[mrsmaalox]

Does that mean we have double-dicks?

Or that we take double-dicks?

Or that we're both acting like dicks and, therefore, when together we would be double-dicks?

Hell, you're the brainiac here, you tell me! I'm sure you will anyway.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I could swear that I just saw Jesse Jackson at the local 7-11 buying 2 24oz. cans of Bud Ice, once again proving that that asshole is NEVER behind his fucking pulpit!

[to21]

Does that mean we have double-dicks?

Or that we take double-dicks?

Or that we're both acting like dicks and, therefore, when together we would be double-dicks?
Maybe she has inside knowledge of you and mel using a double-sided dildo.

:nerd

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Anyone else notice that there never seems to be a gas station on the side of the road most convenient to you?

[samikeyp]

I am pretty sure Mel and CF don't have dicks....balls yes, but not dicks.

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe she has inside knowledge of you and mel using a double-sided dildo.

:nerd
That's my man! Always thinking 24/7!!!

[ORION]

I could swear that I just saw Jesse Jackson at the local 7-11 buying 2 24oz. cans of Bud Ice, once again proving that that asshole is NEVER behind his fucking pulpit!
:lol
him and Al Sharpton

[mrsmaalox]

I am pretty sure Mel and CF don't have dicks....balls yes, but not dicks.

They only have plastic dicks, silly!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Let's review:

-we are ALL in agreement that watching Mel and CF wrestle in Jell-o has "good idea" written all over it,

-we are all in agreement that moroni and Immodium are worthless and annoying and should fuck off and die; we don't particularly care in which order these things happen,

-ashbeeigh is STILL a stupid attention-needing twat who is jealous that another woman has dirtier feet than she does now,

-RashoFan wears some hideous-ass pajamas,

-to21 is a male.....allegedly,

-ATRAIN still wants to fight midge,

-ATRAIN has also apparently welched on his bet with peewee,

-peewee has been functioning on little or no sleep since the birth of his daughter,

-CF is staying in a apt. in New York that has weather-stripping problems,

-and ORION STILL hasn't taken pix of all the boobage at his work that he boasts about.

[ORION]

-and ORION STILL hasn't taken pix of all the boobage at his work that he boasts about.
you missed it. check with the rev