Free Quattro Razor (13)

[RashoFan]

That's unfortunate. You really don't belong here, as much as you would like to think you do.
get off my koolaid

[Melmart1]

She is trying to have an image here in the Quattro as a hardass... :rolleyes
She already knows better than that. She just really doesn't like you. She isn't alone.

[RashoFan]

She always stays where she doesn't belong. That's why she throws herself at men, she has no concept of where she is or isn't wanted.
No, I don't!
and No, I don't...at least not all the time.
and what is this??? I am not wanted here??? :dizzy

[RashoFan]

I do like Aussies, but Ruff is across the Pacific and I think he has a gf anyway.

[Melmart1]

I thought only men needed to be hit over the head with a bat to let things sink in.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've never been to a strip club.

We should have a Quattro GTG at a strip club.

Seriously.

[RashoFan]

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RashoFan, Reverend Midge, Melmart1
I will be leaving you two to your own devices....

[midgetonadonkey]

get off my koolaid

How about you get the fuck out my thread.

[Melmart1]

a GTG at a strip club? :lol I can only imagine.

[ashbeeigh]

you two are correct. I am about to flip my lid with all this 'hi sweetie." crap. I can't stand it.

[Melmart1]

That would be an expensive gtg ... why can't Sandra just strip for us at someone's house? Much cheaper, and better entertainment than the skanks who dance at titty bars.

[Melmart1]

you two are correct. I am about to flip my lid with all this 'hi sweetie." crap. I can't stand it.
You are actually bearable tonight. :lol

[to21]

you two are not imaging. I am about to flip my lid with all this 'hi sweetie." crap. I can't stand it.
hi sweetie

[midgetonadonkey]

a GTG at a strip club? :lol I can only imagine.

I think we should really arrange it.

Me, SilBlack, you, Peewee, Orion, timvp, Kori, and any other decent Quattro poster.

[ashbeeigh]

You are actually bearable tonight. :lol

:lmao Well, I'll have to be bearable tomorrow, too. I have to get up at an god awful hour for a doctor's appointment tomorrow.

[FromWayDowntown]

The Quattro has definitely lost its edge.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rashofan, mrsimmoduim, Marini Deadtini, ashbeeigh and all other lame ass Quattro posters are not welcome.

[ashbeeigh]

We should change it's name to Free Venus Razor.

http://www.spiritualitea.com/articles/venusrazor.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

The Quattro has definitely lost its edge.

Dude you have barely become someone that I vouched for. Don't fuck that up.

[midgetonadonkey]

We should change it's name to Free Venus Razor.

http://www.spiritualitea.com/articles/venusrazor.jpg

You should just shut the hell up.

[Melmart1]

The Quattro has definitely lost its edge.
Et tu, Brute? :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.shavingstuff.com/archives/edgeAdvanced.jpg

Fixed.

[FromWayDowntown]

I should be more clear -- there is edge here, but there are too many who post here and make this place softer than it was.

I'm saying that I'm glad that there are those who fight against the pussification of the quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

We should have a GTG at a southside all nude club that has a small cover charge but is BYOB.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao Well, I'll have to be bearable tomorrow, too. I have to get up at an god awful hour for a doctor's appointment tomorrow.

Hopefully your herpes test comes back negative.

[ShoogarBear]

Hopefully your herpes test comes back negative.Is there some particular reason you are concerned about this?

[midgetonadonkey]

Titty Bar!!

[Melmart1]

We should have a GTG at a southside all nude club that has a small cover charge but is BYOB.
Southside all-nude club? Just to to any bar and some chick named Chela or Birdy will be nekkid on the pool table by the end of the night. Will cost a helluva lot less.

[Silver21_Black20]

Is there some particular reason you are concerned about this?

So one day, when a guy is drunk enough . . . she can get laid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We should have a GTG at a southside all nude club that has a small cover charge but is BYOB.RAINBOW LOUNGE!!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Southside all-nude club? Just to to any bar and some chick named Chela or Birdy will be nekkid on the pool table by the end of the night. Will cost a helluva lot less.

Nah, I wouldn't go to a Soufside strip club.

[midgetonadonkey]

Southside all-nude club? Just to to any bar and some chick named Chela or Birdy will be nekkid on the pool table by the end of the night. Will cost a helluva lot less.

No way. There is an all nude place on the corner of Military and Roosevelt. It's open 24/7 and is BYOB. I'm sure you have to look past a few C-section scars and bullet wounds but they will probably do ANYTHING for 10 bucks.

[Melmart1]

Nah, I wouldn't go to a Soufside strip club.
No shit. I don't want to see the stretch marks or the coochie stitches from the baby they just had three days go :vomit:

[Silver21_Black20]

No shit. I don't want to see the stretch marks or the coochie stitches from the baby they just had three days go :vomit:

No shit! Now I want to go to a decent strip club.

[midgetonadonkey]

How about we make a Sugars GTG?

[Melmart1]

Which one is Sugar's? I have only been to a few strip clubs in SA. One was the one on Wurzbach near that pool hall and the other was some place that used to be a hoochie mama joint called Sharkey's or something.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sugars is on NW 410 right before Jackson Keller.

[Melmart1]

Sugars is on NW 410 right before Jackson Keller.
Hmmm ... is it the outside constructed of wood that looks all grey and shit?

[midgetonadonkey]

Hmmm ... is it the outside constructed of wood that looks all grey and shit?

I have no idea. I've never been there. Just know where it's at.

[ShoogarBear]

Which one is Sugar's? The big one.

[FromWayDowntown]

Hmmm ... is it the outside constructed of wood that looks all grey and shit?

That's it. And the other one you're talking about is All Stars -- the sports bar with strippers.

[midgetonadonkey]

FWD knows all the titty bars. He should join the Quattro titty bar GTG.

[Melmart1]

That's it. And the other one you're talking about is All Stars -- the sports bar with strippers.
OK, so I have been to Sugar's. Fucking EXPENSIVE beers!

This hot chick offered me a free lap dance but I was with my brother and some of our mutual friends and my sibling instinct kicked in and I couldn't do it. :pctoss

[Melmart1]

FWD knows all the titty bars. He should join the Quattro titty bar GTG.
Yeah, I am wondering how he knows so much about them :lol

[marini martini]

Rashofan, mrsimmoduim, Marini Deadtini, ashbeeigh and all other lame ass Quattro posters are not welcome.

Yes, dear

[Melmart1]

It's right about now that I wish I knew how to use photoshop.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Do your GTG at Babe's on Perrin Beitel. My parents live within walking distance from there so if anyone is too drunk to drive I'm sure they'll be cool enough to let you crash there. Just tell them you are friends of Mike or Andrew.

[CuckingFunt]

I think we should really arrange it.

Me, SilBlack, you, Peewee, Orion, timvp, Kori, and any other decent Quattro poster.
I'd be there in spirit.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'd be there in spirit.

+1

[florige]

I don't care. They can both ride me anytime.


I like them both, but Swank has a really nice body.

[mrsmaalox]

Does anyone else find it strange that every time the Reverend logs in he needs to find a way to mention me? I mean, I'm not surprised.. :eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

I think we should really arrange it.

Me, SilBlack, you, Peewee, Orion, timvp, Kori, and any other decent Quattro poster.

"Oh no mrsmaalox, you stupid cunt, there is no such Quattro Elite!" :lol

[mrsmaalox]

You are actually bearable tonight. :lol

That statement directed at ....Ashbeeigh?! And with a SMILIE no less?! Looks like Funt may be getting replaced soon!!!

[ashbeeigh]

That's it. And the other one you're talking about is All Stars -- the sports bar with strippers.

that's the one with the $5 steaks!

[Melmart1]

I like them both, but Swank has a really nice body.
Hey flo, since you went into the NFL forum after the Cowboys lost and started making fun, I am keeping the sig awhile longer. Bwahahahhaa.

[samikeyp]

"Oh no mrsmaalox, you stupid cunt, there is no such Quattro Elite!" :lol

If by "Quatto Elite" you mean people who think you're a dumbass...then yes...that group exists and has a lot of members.

[CuckingFunt]

That statement directed at ....Ashbeeigh?! And with a SMILIE no less?! Looks like Funt may be getting replaced soon!!!
Replaced as what, exactly?

[mrsmaalox]

If by "Quatto Elite" you mean people who think you're a dumbass...then yes...that group exists and has a lot of members.

Hey dickbreath, I've never taken a shot at you, so why don't you stay out of my business? I certainly didn't see your name on any "preferred" list; but I have seen you hanging around here all morning. But you have to wait until the chicks with dicks show up before you have the balls to say anything. Is it because ambushing me with them makes you feel like you have a dick too?

[mrsmaalox]

Replaced as what, exactly?

Spit swapper of course. What else could you possibly be of any use to Mel for?

[CuckingFunt]

Spit swapper of course. What else could you possibly be of any use to Mel for?
I realize it's a difficult concept to grasp for one who takes this place as seriously as you obviously do, but it's nearly impossible to swap spit over the interwebs.

[mrsmaalox]

I realize it's a difficult concept to grasp for one who takes this place as seriously as you obviously do, but it's nearly impossible to swap spit over the interwebs.

Well you are definitely the internet expert here, I don't deny my shortcomings. But as far as taking this place seriously, am I the one with the same old harangue, day in and day out, about the poor quality of the posters/postings and how some people aren't good enough to be here? Yea you are right. I am the one taking this place too seriously!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

But as far as taking this place seriously, am I the one with the same old harangue, day in and day out, about the poor quality of the posters/postings and how some people aren't good enough to be here?
No.

But, then again, neither am I. I think you're annoying and unfunny, but I've never suggested that you don't have a right to post here.

You are, however, the one who's made several posts hinting at some sort of mission to annoy the fuck out of everyone and stick it to the "Quattro Elite."

[Melmart1]

In trying to show that she doesn't take this place too seriously, maalox shows that indeed, she does take it too seriously.

[CuckingFunt]

In trying to show that she doesn't take this place too seriously, maalox shows that indeed, she does take it too seriously.
Indeed.





Wanna make out? :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Indeed.





Wanna make out? :eyebrows
Yeah, let's e-spit swap.

[CuckingFunt]

In trying to show that she doesn't take this place too seriously, maalox shows that indeed, she does take it too seriously.
Especially since, as I just noticed, she "logged out" immediately after posting that response.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyjFvrj1Pw

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, let's e-spit swap.
Super hawt!

I'm getting e-moist. :oops

[Melmart1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyjFvrj1Pw
How did you find this? By watching Bob Saget's special, too?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So in my confused, tired state, I have no fucking clue what I've missed here.

[CuckingFunt]

That elephant wasn't sitting.

It was masturbating.

[CuckingFunt]

So in my confused, tired state, I have no fucking clue what I've missed here.
Mel and I swap pixelated spit over the internets.

That's the only important part.

[Silver21_Black20]

How did you find this? By watching Bob Saget's special, too?

I saw that video a long time ago and youtubed it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I like to youtube.

[timvp]

I love myself.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've also, just recently, became a myspace whore. I made a profile so I can see other peoples profiles and people found me.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So in my confused, tired state, I have no fucking clue what I've missed here.
There's going to be a Quattro strip club GTG, but I don't if you are on the approved list to go. Shoogarbear dropped by, quoted a dozen things, responded, and left, but not before emasculating Michigan Mikey P. And you're just in time for Melmart and CF to enjoy an e-brunch consisting of each other's e-muffs.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've also, just recently, became a myspace whore. I made a profile so I can see other peoples profiles and people found me.

I have 7 friends.

[CuckingFunt]

I've also, just recently, became a myspace whore.
Oh... say it ain't so!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I have 7 friends.
Are any of them Beno?

[Melmart1]

I've also, just recently, became a myspace whore. I made a profile so I can see other peoples profiles and people found me.
I made a profile to spy on my kid brother for my mom. THere is no pic, no info except my name and location. It's quite funny.

[Silver21_Black20]

I have 7 friends.

1. My cousin
2. My boyfriend
3. My brother
4. My niece
5. My boyfriends brother-in-law
6. My brothers girlfriend
7. My coworker

[Silver21_Black20]

Are any of them Beno?

Nope. Since I know midge, Beno won't accept me as a friend.

[CuckingFunt]

Did you know that Beno is one of the saviors of the Sacramento Kings?




Yeah... I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh... say it ain't so!

I wasn't going to say anything cause I was ashamed but denial never solves anything, right?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I wasn't going to say anything cause I was ashamed but denial never solves anything, right?
That's not true. My gay brother and his wife are coming up on their 7th wedding anniversary.

[Melmart1]

1. My cousin
2. My boyfriend
3. My brother
4. My niece
5. My boyfriends brother-in-law
6. My brothers girlfriend
7. My coworker
What, no peewee? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

What, no peewee? :lol
Awww. Poor peewee.

[Melmart1]

I want to be Sandra's MySpace friend. Although, I can't remember the last time I logged in.

[CuckingFunt]

Does anyone have a genie I can borrow? Someone who can wave their hands and make me magically be home?

I don't feel like driving six hours today.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That elephant wasn't sitting.

It was masturbating.

How does it get those big hoofs around its pinga?

[Silver21_Black20]

What, no peewee? :lol

:lol

Wouldn't want him posting fucked up pics or vids on my page. Though I did see his page yesterday and the pics of his daughter are adorable, too bad he is in some of the pics.

[Melmart1]

Does anyone have a genie I can borrow? Someone who can wave their hands and make me magically be home?

I don't feel like driving six hours today.
You need to just stop going to relatives' houses for holidays. Make up a sickness or something and stop going. Fuck 'em.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want to be Sandra's MySpace friend. Although, I can't remember the last time I logged in.

Add me, add me as your friend!!!

[CuckingFunt]

How does it get those big hoofs around its pinga?
Elephants don't have hooves. They have feet.

[Silver21_Black20]

Add me, add me as your friend!!!

FAG

[CuckingFunt]

You need to just stop going to relatives' houses for holidays. Make up a sickness or something and stop going. Fuck 'em.
Well, I did want to visit my mom for a few days, and I did want to go to New York. The rest of this month away from home, however, has sucked balls.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well, I did want to visit my mom for a few days, and I did want to go to New York. The rest of this month away from home, however, has sucked balls.

Don't you have a cat back home? Did you put it in a kennel or something?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Elephants don't have hooves. They have feet.

You think I got into journalism because of my love for science?

[CuckingFunt]

Don't you have a cat back home? Did you put it in a kennel or something?
Yeah. She's been boarded for a month.

That's going to be a fun bill to pay.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah. She's been boarded for a month.

That's going to be a fun bill to pay.

LuyS9M8T03A

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao dickbreathe

[CuckingFunt]

Quite possibly one of the best songs ever.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao dickbreathe
Dickbreathe?

Is that a verb?

Like using a snorkel, or something?

[florige]

Hey flo, since you went into the NFL forum after the Cowboys lost and started making fun, I am keeping the sig awhile longer. Bwahahahhaa.



Aww Mel thats messed up... I didn't make fun of the Cowboys. I said I was surprised that we won that game. That was Chris Childs making fun. I was poking fun at T.O though... :lol

[Melmart1]

Add me, add me as your friend!!!
OK, tell me how to do that now :lol

[Melmart1]

Aww Mel thats messed up... I didn't make fun of the Cowboys. I said I was surprised that we won that game. That was Chris Childs making fun. I was poking fun at T.O though... :lol
You made fun. Period. But, the real reason it is still up is because I have no clue what to put in its place. And I admittedly haven't really looked for a replacement, either.

[samikeyp]

Hey dickbreath, I've never taken a shot at you, so why don't you stay out of my business? I certainly didn't see your name on any "preferred" list; but I have seen you hanging around here all morning. But you have to wait until the chicks with dicks show up before you have the balls to say anything. Is it because ambushing me with them makes you feel like you have a dick too?


:lmao I sense...anger. :)

I am welcome at all Quattro GTG's. :)

Such is the power of the mikey. :tu

[timvp]

I want to buy a keyboard that has the letters in order. F QWERTY, I want ABCDEF. It'd be especially sweet because then no one can use my computer without typing really slow.

[CuckingFunt]

I heart QWERTY.

[FromWayDowntown]

Jack Nies stays up for at least as long as 30-3 has been up.

[CuckingFunt]

Jack Nies stays up for at least as long as 30-3 has been up.
My gauntlet.

Let me show you it.

[Melmart1]

Jack Nies stays up for at least as long as 30-3 has been up.
Everytime I see it, I think that's what you look like :lol Then I have to remember it's not you.

[mrsmaalox]

No.

But, then again, neither am I. I think you're annoying and unfunny, but I've never suggested that you don't have a right to post here.

You are, however, the one who's made several posts hinting at some sort of mission to annoy the fuck out of everyone and stick it to the "Quattro Elite."

I didn't mean to convey you are the one doing all the complaining because in actuality you are the one who does the least. And as I have said before, I did not invent the term "Quattro Elite", but I do give it my own definitions as dumb as they may be. As far as my mission to annoy the fuck out of everyone: very successful, wouldn't you say?

[FromWayDowntown]

Everytime I see it, I think that's what you look like :lol Then I have to remember it's not you.

You mean I don't bear a striking resemblance to Beavis?

[Melmart1]

As far as my mission to annoy the fuck out of everyone: very successful, wouldn't you say?
Good Lord, woman! Find yourself a gotdamned hobby! You must be one bored housewife if you have nothing better to do then to make it your 'mission' to annoy random people on the internet.

I hear knitting is fun. Maybe you can stick one of the needles up your twat and remove the cobwebs with it.

[Melmart1]

You mean I don't bear a striking resemblance to Beavis?
Thankfully, no. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Especially since, as I just noticed, she "logged out" immediately after posting that response.

If by "taking this place too seriously" you mean logging out to take my dog to get his nails clipped, then you are right again! But I am flattered that you were concerned enough to check my whereabouts; in the future all you have to do is ask. Like for instance, right now I am going to log off to drive to Olmos Park to pick up my laundry; then on my way back home I will stop by Stone Oak Park and run trail (or loop) #1. Okay?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Avatars are funny like that. If I ever met Anthony Michael Hall I think I would expect him to introduce himself as Chumpdumper.

[CuckingFunt]

As far as my mission to annoy the fuck out of everyone: very successful, wouldn't you say?
Its success doesn't make that mission any less pathetic.

[Melmart1]

My nephew is coming over today for a reading lesson. Luckily, I have my laptop back and he can login using that and won't take up my computer. Yay!

He can also take my roommate's stinky dog out for awhile so I don't have to do it. Yay!

Too bad he can't send these queries out for me, too.

[Melmart1]

If by "taking this place too seriously" you mean logging out to take my dog to get his nails clipped, then you are right again! But I am flattered that you were concerned enough to check my whereabouts; in the future all you have to do is ask. Like for instance, right now I am going to log off to drive to Olmos Park to pick up my laundry; then on my way back home I will stop by Stone Oak Park and run trail (or loop) #1. Okay?
Be sure to wear a really good sports bra to hold up the saggy tetas.

[CuckingFunt]

If by "taking this place too seriously" you mean logging out to take my dog to get his nails clipped, then you are right again! But I am flattered that you were concerned enough to check my whereabouts; in the future all you have to do is ask. Like for instance, right now I am going to log off to drive to Olmos Park to pick up my laundry; then on my way back home I will stop by Stone Oak Park and run trail (or loop) #1. Okay?
Someone's awfully testy today.

[FromWayDowntown]

http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2237794723

[Melmart1]

Avatars are funny like that. If I ever met Anthony Michael Hall I think I would expect him to introduce himself as Chumpdumper.
I actually met him once. My friend who was obsessed with Johnny Depp (still is, actually) got passes to some movie premiere with him in it. She didn't actually want to see the movie, she just wanted to meet Anthony Michael Hall so she could ask him about Johnny Depp :lol

His response to her asking what he is like? "He's a good guy. He's tall." And then we proceeded to sit through one of the shittiest movies ever and wasted 90 minutes of our lives to find out that Anthony Michael Hall thinks Johnny Depp is tall.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Never mind the password to get into the Troll forum; I think it's time to have one put in place here.

[Melmart1]

http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2237794723
You know, I never made that connection before. From now on, everytime I read one of your posts I am going to hear Beavis' laugh. "He said basketball. Huh huh huh. Huh."

[FromWayDowntown]

I actually met him once. My friend who was obsessed with Johnny Depp (still is, actually) got passes to some movie premiere with him in it. She didn't actually want to see the movie, she just wanted to meet Anthony Michael Hall so she could ask him about Johnny Depp :lol

His response to her asking what he is like? "He's a good guy. He's tall." And then we proceeded to sit through one of the shittiest movies ever and wasted 90 minutes of our lives to find out that Anthony Michael Hall thinks Johnny Depp is tall.

I just remember that Anthony Michael Hall had an impressive set of manboobs in Edward Scissorhands.

[FromWayDowntown]

And Johnny B. Goode was about the best movie made in the 80's, at least among those set in part in Alamo Heights.

I'm still bent that he didn't end up signing with Ol' Tex.

[CuckingFunt]

I heart Edward Scissorhands.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe I'll watch it when I get home.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not suprised. he is very predictable. I just thought it would be funny to share that I saw a dead skunk on the side of the road with his butthole in the air. maybe peewee had already seen the skunk

Skunk fucker.

[Melmart1]

And Johnny B. Goode was about the best movie made in the 80's, at least among those set in part in Alamo Heights.

I'm still bent that he didn't end up signing with Ol' Tex.
That movie was so bad, I think my memory has actually erased most of it, thankfully. The premiere we went to was a movie with AMH (too lazy to spell out his name) and Michael Pare and I think it was set in part here in San Antonio (hence, the premiere being here).

They were like fighter pilots, or training to be one, or something or another. I just remember a lot of planes and someone farting in some gravity-less chamber, which unfortunately was the funniest part of the entire movie. When flatulence is your funniest moment, your movie sucks.

Oh yeah, I remember they were saying how they invited the Spurs to come and none of them showed up. :lol There were all these roped-off areas with empty seats. They were like "yeah, we invited David Robinson and Sean Elliott and Terry Cummings ... "

[samikeyp]

And Johnny B. Goode was about the best movie made in the 80's, at least among those set in part in Alamo Heights.

I'm still bent that he didn't end up signing with Ol' Tex.

Agreed...especially after they bought all of his granddad's shitty fishing lures.

[Melmart1]

I suppose I could look up the movie on imdb but I am much too lazy to do that. It would require opening up another window. Too much work.

[samikeyp]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104521/
Into the sun. :)

[Melmart1]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104521/
Into the sun. :)
Yup, that's it. What a steaming pile of shit that was. I can't believe that was way back in 1992. Has it really been 15 years? Damn, I feel old now ... :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't sweat it, Midge, there's plenty of fish in the sea. I've got a single sister in SA. And my dad's been driving my mom crazy since he retired, so she might be willing to listen to other offers.

But, does she have your titties?

[FromWayDowntown]

Agreed...especially after they bought all of his granddad's shitty fishing lures.

To say nothing of offering to get the kid laid on the 50 yard line at a very subtly disguised Texas Stadium. My recruiting trips were good, but I never got that sort of offer.

Anthony Michael Hall is truly a gift to the arts.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

But, does she have your titties?
Um, no? I have no titties. They do. Well, my mom's a breast cancer survivor, so she's one short of a pair, but still.

I hope you're asking me this because you don't want a women with a flat, hairy chest.

[Melmart1]

Anthony Michael Hall is truly a gift to the arts.
I am going to forget you ever said this, so that I can still respect you.

[Melmart1]

I hope you're asking me this because you don't want a women with a flat, hairy chest.
You are giving peewee too much credit. A hole and a pulse. That's all he needs.

[peewee's lovechild]

Um, no? I have no titties. They do. Well, my mom's a breast cancer survivor, so she's one short of a pair, but still.

I hope you're asking me this because you don't want a women with a flat, hairy chest.

The PeeWee accepts all titties, even the ones that are one short of a pair.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like The Reverend's idea of a GTG at a titty bar.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can go classy (The Men's Palace), mediocre (Sugar's, All Stars), or trashy (Rainbow Lounge).

Sounds like a kick ass idea.

[Melmart1]

FWD and peewee have something in common -- a scary knowledge of strip clubs. Who knew.

[FromWayDowntown]

I am going to forget you ever said this, so that I can still respect you.

I fully respect your right to be wrong on this.

I'm fully amazed that the Academy hasn't renamed the Best Actor category, the Anthony Michael Hall award.

[samikeyp]

I used to have a buddy who was a manager at Perfect 10's. I should see if he still works there.

[FromWayDowntown]

FWD and peewee have something in common -- a scary knowledge of strip clubs. Who knew.

Actually, I just hang out at those places to preach the Lord's word.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can go classy (The Men's Palace), mediocre (Sugar's, All Stars), or trashy (Rainbow Lounge).

Sounds like a kick ass idea.

When it comes to titty bars, classy isn't really a fun option. Mediocre sounds good but trashy is always the way to go.

[Melmart1]

No way would I go to the Rainbow Lounge, or anywhere else on the Soufside. I don't want a stripper with sharpie eyebrows. Or especially the ones who can't afford a sharpie so they use one of their six kids' magic markers instead so she smells like black licorice all night. Which is probably still better than whatever her used-up cooch smells like.

[Melmart1]

Actually, I just hang out at those places to preach the Lord's word.
Saying "Oh, God!" when she is pullingon your pinga during a lapdance doesn't count.

[FromWayDowntown]

You don't dig the smell of lingering yeast infection?

Frankly, I'm surprised that Jelly Belly hasn't come up with a new bean called "Southside Stripper."

[midgetonadonkey]

There is an all nude BYOB place on Military and Roosevelt that should be attended.

[peewee's lovechild]

When it comes to titty bars, classy isn't really a fun option. Mediocre sounds good but trashy is always the way to go.

Dude, the chicks at the classy titty bars are unfuckingbelievable.
Just don't go thinking to get many lapdances. They're fucking expensive.

But, then again, trashy is fine with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is an all nude BYOB place on Military and Roosevelt that should be attended.

Dude, there's one right by my place.

It's on Broadway.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Actually, I just hang out at those places to preach the Lord's word.
I used to do that. Eventually the girls started getting the message. I explained to them that money was the root of all evil, and they volunteered to take it off my hands for me. Of course, their uniforms don't really allow for wallets so I had to put it in their g-strings, and I don't really like to carry large bills so it was mostly in ones over the course of a few hours. You should have seen it when they discovered the joys of doing such good deeds. They even started dancing from the great feeling it gave them!

[Melmart1]

Dude, there's one right by my place.

It's on Broadway.
Fuck Alamo Heights. You afraid to go to the Soufside, 09-er?

[peewee's lovechild]

No way would I go to the Rainbow Lounge, or anywhere else on the Soufside. I don't want a stripper with sharpie eyebrows. Or especially the ones who can't afford a sharpie so they use one of their six kids' magic markers instead so she smells like black licorice all night. Which is probably still better than whatever her used-up cooch smells like.

I went to a titty bar in Corpus once and one of the featured dancers had an amputated arm.

It was funny, disgusting, and entertaining at the same time. She really was skilled with that one hand.

Corpus sucks ass.

[florige]

You made fun. Period. But, the real reason it is still up is because I have no clue what to put in its place. And I admittedly haven't really looked for a replacement, either.



I'll help you look if it'll help you take that freakin thing down quicker.... :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck Alamo Heights. You afraid to go to the Soufside, 09-er?

I basically have a lifetime members pass at the Rainbow Lounge.
So, what are you talking about.

I was just talking about the BYOB by my house.
Why would I push to go to a titty bar 8 miles from my place when there's one 3 minutes away??

[Melmart1]

I'll help you look if it'll help you take that freakin thing down quicker.... :lol
:lmao OK, help me out. I'll change it if you find something suitable.

[Melmart1]

I basically have a lifetime members pass at the Rainbow Lounge.
So, what are you talking about.

I was just talking about the BYOB by my house.
Why would I push to go to a titty bar 8 miles from my place when there's one 3 minutes away??
Because nobody else lives on the Northside like you. Why should a dozen people go out of their way for you when you could accomodate everyone else instead, and only 1 person goes out of their way.

So ... Rainbow Lounge. If I live on the Southside, then the Rainbow Lounge must be in Poteet or something. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I went to a titty bar in Corpus once and one of the featured dancers had an amputated arm.

It was funny, disgusting, and entertaining at the same time. She really was skilled with that one hand.

Corpus sucks ass.

My stripper friend tried hooking me up with that girl. She was cute but the no hand thing really freaked me out.

[peewee's lovechild]

I used to do that. Eventually the girls started getting the message. I explained to them that money was the root of all evil, and they volunteered to take it off my hands for me. Of course, their uniforms don't really allow for wallets so I had to put it in their g-strings, and I don't really like to carry large bills so it was mostly in ones over the course of a few hours. You should have seen it when they discovered the joys of doing such good deeds. They even started dancing from the great feeling it gave them!

I have had quite a bit of "good deeds" done to me at a many titty bar, but never as an agent for "the lord".

I think Reverend Midge and I should go dressed as holy agents the next time we go to a titty bar. There should be many a woman who is seeking redemtion.

[peewee's lovechild]

Because nobody else lives on the Northside like you. Why should a dozen people go out of their way for you when you could accomodate everyone else instead, and only 1 person goes out of their way.

So ... Rainbow Lounge. If I live on the Southside, then the Rainbow Lounge must be in Poteet or something. :lol

Who the fuck said anything about a dozen other people??

I was talking to Midge.
He and I would have a blast at the BYOB by my place.

[florige]

:lmao OK, help me out. I'll change it if you find something suitable.



Alright, I will try and find something that suits you...

[Melmart1]

Who the fuck said anything about a dozen other people??

I was talking to Midge.
He and I would have a blast at the BYOB by my place.
Midge was talking about a gtg. That's what I was referring to. I have no idea if a dozen people would show up or not. In fact, I doubt it ever happens. But that is one gtg where photos are a must.

[peewee's lovechild]

My stripper friend tried hooking me up with that girl. She was cute but the no hand thing really freaked me out.

You should have seen her work the stage.

That was some funny, fantastic shit.

I remember not getting any lap dances on that place.
I was entertained and scared at the same time.

I felt like I was in a scene of from Dusk Till Dawn.

[Melmart1]

Can you take photos in a strip club? I would imagine they would frown on that. I'll let the experts answer ... I have a feeling they know.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should have seen her work the stage.

That was some funny, fantastic shit.

I remember not getting any lap dances on that place.
I was entertained and scared at the same time.

I felt like I was in a scene of from Dusk Till Dawn.

I did see her dance. She was pretty good.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can you take photos in a strip club? I would imagine they would frown on that. I'll let the experts answer ... I have a feeling they know.

Strictly forbidden.

I almost got kicked out of one of the titty bars here because I kept using my camera phone.

I was drunk.
That was my excuse and it worked.

[Melmart1]

How does a one-armed woman get those stripper heels strapped on? Does one of the other girls help them? Cus them wimmens are bitches. I know, cus when a woman goes to a strip bar, the only women's bathroom is in the dressing room. Not only are those women bitchy, but they are nasty, too. And on their period, from the evidence on the bathroom floor. Klassy.

[Melmart1]

Strictly forbidden.

I almost got kicked out of one of the titty bars here because I kept using my camera phone.

I was drunk.
That was my excuse and it worked.
Why would you take pictures of skanky women in a titty bar with a shitty camera phone when you can just go home and get good, clear picturs for free on the internet?

[peewee's lovechild]

I did see her dance. She was pretty good.

Dude, but she would try to move her sawed off arm and it was fucking creepy as hell.

Fuck that.

She did have a pretty face, though.
But, imagine her giving you a blow and it's all going good, only to have a stub start rubbing your cock??

Fuck that bullshit.

[Melmart1]

It's funny, the guys in my group thought I was soooo lucky to be able to go into the dressing room everytime I had to go pee. What they didn't know is if they went back there, the illusion they are paying for would be shattered and they wouldn't want anything to do with those women.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would you take pictures of skanky women in a titty bar with a shitty camera phone when you can just go home and get good, clear picturs for free on the internet?

Because I had them in a compromising position.

[peewee's lovechild]

How does a one-armed woman get those stripper heels strapped on? Does one of the other girls help them? Cus them wimmens are bitches. I know, cus when a woman goes to a strip bar, the only women's bathroom is in the dressing room. Not only are those women bitchy, but they are nasty, too. And on their period, from the evidence on the bathroom floor. Klassy.

I think she was wearing pumps.
Which, of course, made the whole illusion even more classy than it already was.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL!!

I'd like to see SilBlack get drunk at a titty bar.

That would be funny as hell.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd send a stripper bitch to rub The Reverend's cock just to cause a scene.

[samikeyp]

Can you take photos in a strip club? I would imagine they would frown on that. I'll let the experts answer ... I have a feeling they know.

At Tiffany's Cabaret (On Wurzbach) I got my picture taken but it was with a polaroid and it cost money. Then again, I was drunk with a practically nekked girl on my lap, what did I care? :)

[peewee's lovechild]

At Tiffany's Cabaret (On Wurzbach) I got my picture taken but it was with a polaroid and it cost money. Then again, I was drunk with a practically nekked girl on my lap, what did I care? :)

That's where they gave me shit about the camera phone.

They said they wanted to "protect the 'lady's' privacy". Like people wouldnt guess with the four children she has with four other men and her sleeping all day and "working" all night.

I was quite offended that they threatened to take my phone away or make me leave. I was really bothered by it all until one of the dancers offered to give me a hand job. Then it all went away.

[samikeyp]

That's where they gave me shit about the camera phone.

They said they wanted to "protect the 'lady's' privacy". Like people wouldnt guess with the four children she has with four other men and her sleeping all day and "working" all night.

I was quite offended that they threatened to take my phone away or make me leave. I was really bothered by it all until one of the dancers offered to give me a hand job. Then it all went away.


See? There ya go. It worked out in the end.

[florige]

Why would you take pictures of skanky women in a titty bar with a shitty camera phone when you can just go home and get good, clear picturs for free on the internet?


Plus it's something about knowing that you have seen that person in the flesh so to speak... :lol

[FromWayDowntown]

The "paying to get teased" aspect of strip clubs has rarely made sense to me -- a good drunk or having a female companion has occasionally helped me to see the light, though.

[ashbeeigh]

Dickbreathe?

Is that a verb?

Like using a snorkel, or something?

SCUBA gear, actually. Depending on grooming preferences.

[QuattroElite]

Are you elite?

[mrsmaalox]

Not me. :depressed

[QuattroElite]

No madam, you are not worthy.

Perhaps if you refrained from using a Powder Puff Girl in your signature, you might be reconsidered.

You probably went to one of those...ugh...west side high schools. :dramaquee

[mrsmaalox]

No madam, you are not worthy.

Perhaps if you refrained from using a Powder Puff Girl in your signature, you might be reconsidered.

You probably went to one of those...ugh...west side high schools. :dramaquee

If I remove Buttercup I might be able to join the ranks of the Elite?! Fucking straight I will!!!

I did go to an elite high school, but not here. Although I didn't do the sorority thing, I WAS the "Band Sweetheart" on the homecoming court; does that count for anything?

[Melmart1]

Band Sweetheart=blow banged the entire band.

[QuattroElite]

If I remove Buttercup I might be able to join the ranks of the Elite?! Fucking straight I will!!!

I did go to an elite high school, but not here. Although I didn't do the sorority thing, I WAS the "Band Sweetheart" on the homecoming court; does that count for anything?


You might have...then this whole "Band Sweetheart" thing came out.

No dice.

[mrsmaalox]

Band Sweetheart=blow banged the entire band.

No, just the band director!

[mrsmaalox]

You might have...then this whole "Band Sweetheart" thing came out.

No dice.

Yea, but I got it by screwing the band director!! Doesn't that count for ANYTHING?

[QuattroElite]

Yea, but I got it by screwing the band director!! Doesn't that count for ANYTHING?


Being a band whore may get you recognition where you are from but it means nothing in the Quattro.

[TheQuattro]

Being a band whore may get you recognition where you are from but it means nothing in the Quattro.

I'll second that!

[mrsmaalox]

Being a band whore may get you recognition where you are from but it means nothing in the Quattro.
Okay I didn't really screw the band director, I just said that to sound cool. Are there any other accomplishments you will take into consideration?

[QuattroElite]

No, much like you were in high school...

you're fucked.

[ORION]

my lesbian boss said " doubling fisting" I laughed

[Melmart1]

QuattroElite is a lame troll.

[QuattroElite]

my lesbian boss said " doubling fisting" I laughed

You shouldn't laugh.

Lying about producing boobage pictures makes you unworthy as well.

[QuattroElite]

QuattroElite is a lame troll.


I assure you madam...I am no troll.

Are YOU worthy?

[Melmart1]

I assure you madam...I am no troll.

Are YOU worthy?
I don't give a fuck about my worthiness. I do give a fuck when lame trolls start posting here.

[samikeyp]

Jeez...another Quattro troll?

Yeah...like we need that.

[ORION]

You shouldn't laugh.

Lying about producing boobage pictures makes you unworthy as well.
People have already seen them and I'm sorry you missed that. I really am ...

[Melmart1]

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Hey girly, PM me your MySpace name so I can add you. I don't login very often but I will drop by and say hi or fuck you or something every once in awhile.

[samikeyp]

Dude....Mel can buy and sell your dumbass in this thread. Go ahead, piss her off. :corn:

[QuattroElite]

People have already seen them and I'm sorry you missed that. I really am ...


You sir, are a liar and therefore unworthy.

[QuattroElite]

I don't give a fuck about my worthiness. I do give a fuck when lame trolls start posting here.


You are sadly mistaken madam, then again, I expect as much from a southside resident.

[QuattroElite]

Dude....Mel can buy and sell your dumbass in this thread. Go ahead, piss her off. :corn:


Tsk, tsk.

Sad really....you had proven worthy up until this point as had your paramour Melmart....this proves how worthiness can be taken in a mere moment.

[Melmart1]

You are sadly mistaken madam, then again, I expect as much from a southside resident.
I don't live on the Southside, moron.

[samikeyp]

:lol And another troll bites it.

Although the idea of Mel being my paramour does sound nice. :eyebrows

[samikeyp]

Tsk, tsk.

Sad really....you had proven worthy up until this point as had your paramour Melmart....this proves how worthiness can be taken in a mere moment.


:lol

What a fucktard.

[Melmart1]

There have been worst trolls than QE but not many.

[Moderator]

I don't give a fuck about my worthiness. I do give a fuck when lame trolls start posting here.

Damnit.

[Melmart1]

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Speaking of lame ...

[Melmart1]

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Speaking of lame ...

[mrsmaalox]

No, much like you were in high school...

you're fucked.

Another plea: Really I wasn't fucked in high school! Look, not long ago Mel told me I was the lesser of the evils that has invaded this place. I can be that again, I promise. I won't talk too much; And I'll try real hard not to say happy horseshit type stuff. How about a "probationary period"? And I will dump the PowerPuff Girl! Pleeeeeeeeeeeze!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I have 7 friends.

Just added peewee and Mel. I am so Kick Ass!!!

[marini martini]

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Speaking of lame ...
WoW!!! Thanks :toast

[FromWayDowntown]

Hey girly, PM me your MySpace name so I can add you. I don't login very often but I will drop by and say hi or fuck you or something every once in awhile.

I get the whole saying hi thing, but haven't you and Funt pretty much established that it's not going to be possible to actually fuck anyone on a MySpace page?

If not, is there some way I can learn to be the internet pimp that you are?

[ORION]

You sir, are a liar and therefore unworthy.
your tia is a liar

[Melmart1]

Just added peewee and Mel. I am so Kick Ass!!!
I added you and Midge. The first one to send me some kind of glittery crap picture like I see girls sending to my brother all the time gets their ass kicked.

[Melmart1]

I get the whole saying hi thing, but haven't you and Funt pretty much established that it's not going to be possible to actually fuck anyone on a MySpace page?

If not, is there some way I can learn to be the internet pimp that you are?
I am not a pimp. And you can e-fuck but it's not very satisfying. Might as well go to a strip club.

[ORION]

I added you and Midge. The first one to send me some kind of glittery crap picture like I see girls sending to my brother all the time gets their ass kicked.
I bet your brother's page is filled up with glittery angels and such

[Melmart1]

I bet your brother's page is filled up with glittery angels and such
And pictures of half-nekkid girls his age. He is 16, btw. It's crazy what they let minors get away with in pictures on MySpace. He even got nudies once, it was ridiculous.

[Melmart1]

BTW, ORION, did I tell you my brother got married last Sunday? I went up to Killeen for the ceremony and I was really sick and had to stop twice to go puke. It was a horrible day :lol

[FromWayDowntown]

I am not a pimp. And you can e-fuck but it's not very satisfying. Might as well go to a strip club.

Somehow, that's a more straightforward answer than I expected. But I think you're on to something.

And if you're fucking people on MySpace, pimp might not be the right word, but you have to be called something.

[Melmart1]

Somehow, that's a more straightforward answer than I expected. But I think you're on to something.

And if you're fucking people on MySpace, pimp might not be the right word, but you have to be called something.
I am not fucking anyone on MySpace. I hadn't logged in for at least a month before today :lol

My page is actually quite sad. No picture, no info other than my first name, age and city. How many 31-yr olds in SA are named Melissa, I wonder?

[FromWayDowntown]

I am not fucking anyone on MySpace. I hadn't logged in for at least a month before today :lol

My page is actually quite sad. No picture, no info other than my first name, age and city. How many 31-yr olds in SA are named Melissa, I wonder?

When I searched, it was like 256 who were on MySpace. :pctoss

[FromWayDowntown]

er, I mean, that's what I guess.

[FromWayDowntown]

alas, I've come up short in my effort to bring grammar smack to the quattro . . . .

[Melmart1]

When I searched, it was like 256 who were on MySpace. :pctoss
hahaha, made you look.

256, really? And I bet half of them have my same last name, too :lol Although my last name isn't anywhere on the page.

[Melmart1]

alas, I've come up short in my effort to bring grammar smack to the quattro . . . .
There are worse things you can come up short in :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

http://e.photos.cx/Soccer_ball_face-d2c.gif

[Melmart1]

Is that mrsmaalox as a kid? She must have been getting ready for all the balls that would smack her in the face later in life.

[Melmart1]

I ordered a large pizza for my nephew and figured I would eat the leftovers for dinner. I went to check out the box and there are only two slices left. There are 12 slices in a large pizza. How did a skinny 9-yr old eat all that pizza? And he ate three of my oranges and an ice cream pop, too. :dizzy

[Melmart1]

I think its time for him to go home.

[Silver21_Black20]

I added you and Midge. The first one to send me some kind of glittery crap picture like I see girls sending to my brother all the time gets their ass kicked.

:lol

No glittery Happy HorseShit!

[Melmart1]

:lol

No glittery Happy HorseShit!
I dunno, using Justin Timberlake as your song is some Happy Horseshit right there ...

[Silver21_Black20]

I dunno, using Justin Timberlake as your song is some Happy Horseshit right there ...

Don't make fun of Justin or I'll start kicking some ass.

[Melmart1]

Don't make fun of Justin or I'll start kicking some ass.
Do you kick Midge's ass when he makes fun of JT?

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you kick Midge's ass when he makes fun of JT?

Yea. He made fun once and he hasn't said anything about him since.

[Melmart1]

Yea. He made fun once and he hasn't said anything about him since.
Damn. I woulda paid money to see Midge getting stomped on by you. That woulda been sexy. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2008/1_16_08_Valentine_Personas/images/main_image.jpg

So, which Valentine type are you? I like the Romantic one, although a butt plug hardly screams "happy valentine" to me.

[Melmart1]

I bet CF is the gadget guru, and peewee is his own valentine with the fake poon.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet CF is the gadget guru, and peewee is his own valentine with the fake poon.

I was going to buy CF the gadget guru, but it fell through.

Apparently, there's a monthly fee for the gadget guru.

Fuck that.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://e.photos.cx/Soccer_ball_face-d2c.gif


This is some funny shit.

It looks kinda kung fu-ish the way the kid falls back.

Fucking brilliant.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn. I woulda paid money to see Midge getting stomped on by you. That woulda been sexy. :eyebrows

Make fun of JT and you'll find out. :eyebrows

[RashoFan]

Which one is Sugar's? I have only been to a few strip clubs in SA. One was the one on Wurzbach near that pool hall and the other was some place that used to be a hoochie mama joint called Sharkey's or something.
Sugar's was at one time Sharkey's and before that Piranha's/Piranha Room