Free Quattro Razor (13)

[CuckingFunt]

Everyone can't be Salma Hayek.This sad bit of reality is the reason I cry myself to sleep every night.

[RashoFan]

I just hope she doesn't send me a pic of midge.
:oops

[ShoogarBear]

It's Go Time!

[ShoogarBear]

Or, rather Show Time!

[ShoogarBear]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
ShoogarBear, RashoFan, Silver21_Black20, Reverend Midge

:madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

:madrun

Someone had to take the picture.

[Melmart1]

I want a copy of that PM, damnit!

[ShoogarBear]

All I can say is . . . Holeeeeee Crap!

[CuckingFunt]

I want a copy of that PM, damnit!Seconded.

[RashoFan]

I just hope she doesn't send me a pic of midge.


:oops
The response to Shoog's post could have been either of these...
:madrun :pctoss :devil :nope :ihit
:wow :makemyday :vomit: :shootme
:cuss :yield :frying: :spless: :grim: :td :hang

[RashoFan]

or these....
;) :eyebrows :hungry: :clap :drool: :worthy:

:lmao :rollin

[CuckingFunt]

Balancing the ol' checkbook is teh boring, in case anyone wondered.

[Melmart1]

That towel was very strategically placed. Damnit! :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack, did you realize where the towel was wet it was see-through?

[RashoFan]

Who said that Harry Connick Jr "would get done??? Was it you Mel?

[ShoogarBear]

Balancing the ol' checkbook is teh boring, in case anyone wondered.I use Quicken. Balancing the checkbook is like a video game.

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack, did you realize where the towel was wet it was see-through?

She realized it. I made sure of it.

[RashoFan]

That towel was very strategically placed. Damnit! :madrun


SilBlack, did you realize where the towel was wet it was see-through?
Well shit, NOW I want to see "the" pic.... :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

That towel was very strategically placed. Damnit! :madrunI keep craning my neck in the hopes that I'll be able to see around it.

So far, no luck.

[Silver21_Black20]

SilBlack, did you realize where the towel was wet it was see-through?

:oops

[CuckingFunt]

I use Quicken. Balancing the checkbook is like a video game.Maybe I should switch. I use Microsoft Money, and it's still boring as all hell.

I could, instead, spend money all willy nilly throughout the month so that balancing the checkbook would be somewhat more suspenseful, but I'm too damn practical for my own good.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well shit, NOW I want to see "the" pic.... :madrun

3's the limit. I don't want that pic getting out.

[RashoFan]

I keep craning my neck in the hopes that I'll be able to see around it.

So far, no luck.
I definately want to see this pic now if you have piqued the interest of the Quattro Trinity of Shoog, Mel and Funt.

[CuckingFunt]

Who said that Harry Connick Jr "would get done??? Was it you Mel?Don't know, but I'll say it now.

[CuckingFunt]

Also would get done: Edgar Ramirez.

[RashoFan]

3's the limit. I don't want that pic getting out.
Understandable...
you have my word as a fellow woman, and as a FF/Paramedic(who knows to check for a pulse no matter what). Besides I have posted pics of my boobage....I would not post your pic, that is dissing and ain't a disser

[RashoFan]

Don't know, but I'll say it now.
Whoever said it...I would agree. I wouldn't throw him outta bed unless he wanted to do it on the floor!

[Silver21_Black20]

Also would get done: Edgar Ramirez.

Pic

[RashoFan]

Pic
Google
http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/cppops/features/b/bsf_ramirez_rstar/i/ramirez135b.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

PicPics never live up to his yumminess in Domino.

[RashoFan]

Note to self: Download the movie Domino!
TONIGHT!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I used douchebaggery twice today.

Simple things.

[CuckingFunt]

I used douchebaggery twice today.

Simple things.When the opportunity comes along to use that word, you gotta go for it.

[CuckingFunt]

I used douchebaggery twice today.

Simple things.Alternate response:

That's not very healthy, you know.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It was much better the second time around.

And Domino is one of the few instances where Knightley didn't look like she was living strictly on a bagel, coke and heroin diet.

[Melmart1]

I used douchebaggery twice today.

Simple things.
Would Mother Theresa approve?

[CuckingFunt]

And Domino is one of the few instances where Knightley didn't look like she was living strictly on a bagel, coke and heroin diet.

She's rather tasty in that one, actually.

[Melmart1]

I couldn't get into Domino. And I hate that Chanel commercial with her in it.

[CuckingFunt]

And I hate that Chanel commercial with her in it.
The television commercial blows, but the print ad that's all over the bus stops in New York is A-OK.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Would Mother Theresa approve?




http://www.secretsofsuccess.com/images/article/mother_teresa/1.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

damn. I haven't even been called out about my troll(s). marini sucks.

So is this a confession to the identity of "Quattro Elite"? Or just an attempt to stir the pot?

[mrsmaalox]

No my dear, you suck..........BIG TIME, and now that my Lush twin is in, shall we say, a better place, you have me to contend with! I am going to rip you a new one :madrun

And marini has reinvented herself? Okay; much cheaper than a facelift I'll bet.

[samikeyp]

She's rather tasty in that one, actually.

:toast

[ChumpDumper]

On that Teeth movie ad, is that her vagina whistling in the background?

[mrsmaalox]

On that Teeth movie ad, is that her vagina whistling in the background?

Must be. I thought I heard it gargling too.

[CuckingFunt]

Thw Woodland Critter Christmas episode of "South Park" still makes me lol.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am serious about a titty bar Quattro GTG. Would Mel and JB47 attend?

[Melmart1]

I am not paying to go to a titty bar. I have a mighty fine set I can touch and lick and do anything else I want to for free right here at home.

[midgetonadonkey]

There are places where couples get in free. You can say you are peewee's date.

[Silver21_Black20]

I am not paying to go to a titty bar. I have a mighty fine set I can touch and lick and do anything else I want to for free right here at home.

You can lick your own tetas?

[CuckingFunt]

I am not paying to go to a titty bar. I have a mighty fine set I can touch and lick and do anything else I want to for free right here at home.
I think I should have a GTG at Mel's house.

[Melmart1]

There are places where couples get in free. You can say you are peewee's date.
Now I am not going FOR SURE.

[thispego]

interesting

[CuckingFunt]

Now I am not going FOR SURE.
Yeah... something told me that would be the final nail in the coffin.

[Melmart1]

You can lick your own tetas?
:smokin

[Silver21_Black20]

Now I am not going FOR SURE.

If Mel doesnt go, I don't go.

[mrsmaalox]

You can lick your own tetas?

Can't every woman? :wtf

[Melmart1]

If Mel doesnt go, I don't go.
I do not succumb to peer pressure, if that is what you are trying to do.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll just go alone then. :smokin

[Melmart1]

I'll just go alone then. :smokin
I am sure peewee will join you. Good luck dealing with him being his usual horny self AND aroused at the same time.

[Silver21_Black20]

Can't every woman? :wtf

Just tried it, guess so.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am sure peewee will join you. Good luck dealing with him being his usual horny self AND aroused at the same time.

How's that different than any other work day?

[midgetonadonkey]

Just tried it, guess so.

Really? You will have to show me when I get home.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll just go alone then. :smokin

Oh the sacrifices you make!! It is apparent why you are the holy one. :worthy:

[CuckingFunt]

I've never understood why guys are turned on by girls licking their own tits. It's kind of silly, really.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh the sacrifices you make!! It is apparent why you are the holy one. :worthy:

:jack

[Melmart1]

Oh the sacrifices you make!! It is apparent why you are the holy one. :worthy:
Ok, you got your weak jab in. Now run like the saggy little coward you are.

[mrsmaalox]

Just tried it, guess so.

:toast

[Melmart1]

How's that different than any other work day?
How can you tell he is aroused?

[midgetonadonkey]

How can you tell he is aroused?

You can see his pussy get wet through his pants.

[mrsmaalox]

Ok, you got your weak jab in. Now run like the saggy little coward you are.

Wasn't a jab it was a compliment. I'll run after my nails are dry.

[CuckingFunt]

Does peewee nurse his baby at work? I bet that's distracting.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does peewee nurse his baby at work? I bet that's distracting.

The most distracting part is when his baby starts choking on a nipple hair and starts coughing up a storm.

[Melmart1]

You can see his pussy get wet through his pants.
It could be an infection.

[mrsmaalox]

You can see his pussy get wet through his pants.

You should give him a box of Stayfree with wings to use at the titty bar; you wouldn't want any of the whores thinking he's peeing himself.

[Melmart1]

The most distracting part is when his baby starts choking on a nipple hair and starts coughing up a storm.
This will prepare her for when he starts pimping her out for beer money later in life.

[mrsmaalox]

It could be an infection.

I'll bet if the Rev sniffed it he could tell.

[Melmart1]

I'll bet if the Rev sniffed it he could tell.
I thought peewee wasn't working right now. Next time you text him some more porn, why don't you ask him?

[CuckingFunt]

Fingerbang
Bang bang
Fingerbang bang
Bang bang bang
I'm gonna fingerbang bang you into my life
Girl you like to fingerbang and it's alright
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang, let's not fight
I'm gonna fingerbang bang you every night

[mrsmaalox]

I thought peewee wasn't working right now. Next time you text him some more porn, why don't you ask him?

That should be later today, so okay!

[Silver21_Black20]

The Price is Right! has become unbearable to watch with Drew Carey.

[Melmart1]

I haven't watched a single episode. Nor do I want to.

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't watched "The Price is Right" in years.

[Melmart1]

I used to love the Plinko game. Couldn't tell you why. But not enough to go and turn the TV on. I don't turn the TV on during work hours. SpursTalk is enough distraction. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

The people in these Burger King ads who freak out over the whopper need to get a life.

[CuckingFunt]

I used to love the Plinko game. Couldn't tell you why. But not enough to go and turn the TV on. I don't turn the TV on during work hours. SpursTalk is enough distraction. :lol
When I first dropped out of college, I had a crappy little retail job and a shift that didn't start until 5:00 PM. There was a stretch of a couple of months where I decided, for some unknown reason, that The Price is Right was the greatest show ever on television.

[mrsmaalox]

The people in these Burger King ads who freak out over the whopper need to get a life.

I hate those. I think someone here said people were constantly sending them the youtubes of it. I couldn't imagine having to deal with those in e-mail too.

[Silver21_Black20]

It is raining outside and it is cold. Glad I'm at home.

[Melmart1]

It is raining outside and it is cold. Glad I'm at home.
I didn't realize it was raining. As soon as I got out from under the covers I could tell it was cold and so felt no reason to go outside.

[CuckingFunt]

I have no idea what's going on outside here. I'm still in bed.

[ShoogarBear]

Really? You will have to show me when I get home.And what time will that be? Just so SilBlack and I know how much time we have left.

[CuckingFunt]

I'






EDIT: What the fuck happened here?

[CuckingFunt]

I've come to terms with my Quattro killing ways.

Now it fills me with a sense of pride.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKiBdNkNR00

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKiBdNkNR00
That is a very talented orangutan.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is a very talented orangutan.

It's a monkey.

[CuckingFunt]

It's a monkey.
No tail = ape. Orange = orangutan.

[midgetonadonkey]

No tail = ape. Orange = orangutan.

It's a monkey.

[jman3000]

i just had a nice conversation with a homeless man.

it turned a bit uncomfortable when he inquired how much my lap top was worth, but nonetheless it wasnt bad.

[midgetonadonkey]

The homeless are good people.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i just had a nice conversation with a homeless man.

it turned a bit uncomfortable when he inquired how much my lap top was worth, but nonetheless it wasnt bad.what did he smell like?

beer?
piss?
armpit?
balls?
or ass?
.............feet possibly?

[midgetonadonkey]

He reeked of hardship.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

dominus opus

[CuckingFunt]

Life would be better if I were getting laid right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

Life would be better if I were getting laid right now.

Post an ad in craigslist.

[mrsmaalox]

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

Hey jman, you inspired me to dig this up:

SvzRDxm5NTQ

[mrsmaalox]

what did he smell like?

beer?
piss?
armpit?
balls?
or ass?
.............feet possibly?

MD20/20

[CuckingFunt]

Post an ad in craigslist.
I didn't say I was looking for someone to fuck.

I just meant that sex would be a lot more fun than going to the bank, going to the grocery store, or any other of my day's activities.

[FromWayDowntown]

Post an ad in craigslist.

or talk to Chopper's buddy.

[Melmart1]

or talk to Chopper's buddy.
These are high-class "escorts." They are just paying their way through college, and we know how expensive that can be! I doubt a poor Messican like Midge could afford them.

[CuckingFunt]

These are high-class "escorts." They are just paying their way through college, and we know how expensive that can be! I doubt a poor Messican like Midge could afford them.
I think he was suggesting that I be (or hire) one of those escorts.

[Melmart1]

I think he was suggesting that I be (or hire) one of those escorts.
For less than the cost of one of these escorts, you could probably get a plane ticket to San Antonio and get me for free :)

[CuckingFunt]

For less than the cost of one of these escorts, you could probably get a plane ticket to San Antonio and get me for free :)
Well, that settles it.

Especially since the mailman brought me a new toy today. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Well, that settles it.

Especially since the mailman brought me a new toy today. :eyebrows
Is it from Sweden?

[CuckingFunt]

Is it from Sweden?
Fuck batteries.

It has a cord.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck batteries.

It has a cord.oh damn. you ain't posting here for the rest of the night.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Nothing says true love like these eyes do:

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/pop/pics/1017realdoll-autosized258.jpg

Plus, she can withstand 300 degree heat and her flesh is capable to withstand over 300% elongation

Think about that last sentence.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd fuck a real doll.

[CuckingFunt]

Nothing says true love like these eyes do:

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/pop/pics/1017realdoll-autosized258.jpg

Plus, she can withstand 300 degree heat and her flesh is capable to withstand over 300% elongation

Think about that last sentence.
Nipple play!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Yeah, Midge, but would you have two?

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/657

[Melmart1]

Shouldn't her mouth be more circular?

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, Midge, but would you have two?

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/657
I especially like the rig he's got set up so that she can sit or stand.

[CuckingFunt]

Shouldn't her mouth be more circular?
That's what the stretchin' is for.

[Melmart1]

That's what the stretchin' is for.
I doubt they'll need to test the full 300% then :lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Had to post this pic as it came up in the search:

http://www.davelog.com/mirror/internaut.jpg

[Melmart1]

:vomit:

[CuckingFunt]

:vomit:

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't think I've laughed as hard in a while.

Thank you, intraweb. Thank you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I doubt they'll need to test the full 300% then :lol

I'll still rip the mouth open. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

Had to post this pic as it came up in the search:

http://www.davelog.com/mirror/internaut.jpg

Is that dude's ball on the controller?

[CuckingFunt]

There is just so much wrong with that picture I don't even know where to start.

[CuckingFunt]

Is that dude's ball on the controller?
I think his dick is the joystick.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

People are disappointing, yet amusing.

This guy looks like the next Ed Gein or Albert Fish.

[FromWayDowntown]

That "dude" makes TronGuy seem like a completely stable social stalwart.

[CuckingFunt]

That "dude" makes TronGuy seem like a completely stable social stalwart.
This is true.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

He's definitely passed the guy who thinks he's Peter Pan:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/

[CuckingFunt]

He's definitely passed the guy who thinks he's Peter Pan:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/
:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

For less than the cost of one of these escorts, you could probably get a plane ticket to San Antonio and get me for free :)All talk. No action.

[ShoogarBear]

Had to post this pic as it came up in the search:

3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . blastoff!

[FromWayDowntown]

He's definitely passed the guy who thinks he's Peter Pan:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/

The Star Wars kid is laughing at the lot of them.

[RashoFan]

I am not paying to go to a titty bar. I have a mighty fine set I can touch and lick and do anything else I want to for free right here at home.


Pic

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't get why you'd want to lick your own tits.

[RashoFan]

I don't get why you'd want to lick your own tits.
Is it the female equivelant to a guy giving himself a blowjob because they can???

[Melmart1]

I don't get why you'd want to lick your own tits.
I never said I did, just that it was possible. Why pay to go see other titties when you have your own?

[peewee's lovechild]

Where I work is on Broadway close to downtown and the zip code is 78215.
Could PeeWee be a 1 5-er instead of an 09-er???
...I think so.

78218.

I'm an 18er.

[RashoFan]

78218.

I'm an 18er.
That is dual functionality...zipcode and the number of beers you consume nightly. :drunk

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/TacoBellDog.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

That is dual functionality...zipcode and the number of beers you consume nightly. :drunk

No, it's the age preference I have for my wimmens.

[Silver21_Black20]

78218.

I'm an 18er.

No you aren't. You are from Brownsville, Tubby.

[RashoFan]

No, it's the age preference I have for my wimmens.
Good to know, since I am twice that age, does that mean you will stop stalking me now??

[RashoFan]

Um......I mean I am only 10 years older than the age you perfer...now will you stop stalking me???

[peewee's lovechild]

Good to know, since I am twice that age, does that mean you will stop stalking me now??

NO.

I like watching you shower.

I like how you use a whole bar of soap on your breastesses.

[peewee's lovechild]

No you aren't. You are from Brownsville, Tubby.

That would make me a 21er.

Still a good age for the wimmens.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, there's no way you look like Salma Hayek.

She's a foot and a half shorter than you.

[peewee's lovechild]

She could be your "minnie me" is you had longer, fuller hair and bigger titties.

[peewee's lovechild]

And a bigger ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

And fuller lips.

[peewee's lovechild]

And rock hard abs.

[peewee's lovechild]

And prettier eyes.

[peewee's lovechild]

And a Mexican accent.

[peewee's lovechild]

On second thought, you look nothing like Salma Hayek.

[RashoFan]

These two guys from the tv show Moonlight would get done...
Jason Dohring
http://alpha.cbs.com/primetime/moonlight/images/gallery/fullsize/jason_dohring2.jpg
Alex O'loughlin
http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/j/O/alexoloughlan.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I'm all wired for some reason.

Like I had a gallon of coffee or something.

[florige]

Thanks for the pic yesterday RF!!! :tu

[RashoFan]

Thanks for the pic yesterday RF!!! :tu
Anything for a fellow that wears a uniform.

[CuckingFunt]

Scandalous.

[RashoFan]

Scandalous.
Scandalous??? In the pic, Salma was scantily cladded...alright, it was a towel that was being held strategically.

[Melmart1]

Should I go to the store now, should I wait until tomorrow ... if I wait, will I actually go tomorrow or put it off again ... hmmm ...

[florige]

Scandalous.


All the times I have read your post, I just now noticed that you were a Kings fan. And that is with me answering a topic about non-spurs fans with the most post.

[CuckingFunt]

Should I go to the store now, should I wait until tomorrow ... if I wait, will I actually go tomorrow or put it off again ... hmmm ...
Wait until tomorrow. That's what I'm doing.

[florige]

Should I go to the store now, should I wait until tomorrow ... if I wait, will I actually go tomorrow or put it off again ... hmmm ...



What kind of store?

[CuckingFunt]

All the times I have read your post, I just now noticed that you were a Kings fan.
Damn straight!

Kings por vida!!




I do so love that crappy, CRAPPY team. :depressed

[Melmart1]

What kind of store?
Groceries, toiletries and the like. I only have 1/2 a roll of tp left because I fricken forgot to buy more when I was at the store Monday. I also want to make banana bread and need some ingredients I don't have.

See, thing is, on a cold yucky night like tonight I bet the store is fairly empty. Tomorrow during the day it will be packed full of loud brats and their harried parents.

But, it's really really cold out ... and I don't want to get dressed.

[Melmart1]

Of course if I go tonight, I could indulge in some beer ...

[CuckingFunt]

Groceries, toiletries and the like. I only have 1/2 a roll of tp left because I fricken forgot to buy more when I was at the store Monday. I also want to make banana bread and need some ingredients I don't have.

See, thing is, on a cold yucky night like tonight I bet the store is fairly empty. Tomorrow during the day it will be packed full of loud brats and their harried parents.

But, it's really really cold out ... and I don't want to get dressed.
I definitely support Mel NOT getting dressed.

[Melmart1]

I definitely support Mel NOT getting dressed.
Well, I have clothes on, they just aren't warm clothes. And I am barefoot, and no way I go out barefoot or in sandals in this weather. It's nasty out. Cold, damp ... like being in Seattle again.

[Silver21_Black20]

On second thought, you look nothing like Salma Hayek.

You could have just asked for my comparison pic. Geez!

[florige]

Groceries, toiletries and the like. I only have 1/2 a roll of tp left because I fricken forgot to buy more when I was at the store Monday. I also want to make banana bread and need some ingredients I don't have.

See, thing is, on a cold yucky night like tonight I bet the store is fairly empty. Tomorrow during the day it will be packed full of loud brats and their harried parents.

But, it's really really cold out ... and I don't want to get dressed.


I do all my shopping on my NIGHTS off. I can't take those crowds at those Walmarty type of stores. If it were a weekday maybe, but you are talking about going out tommorow a weekend? Please!

[Melmart1]

You could have just asked for my comparison pic. Geez!
Yeah, that was kinda rude how he did that. But, can't expect much more from a mojado.

[Melmart1]

I do all my shopping on my NIGHTS off. I can't take those crowds at those Walmarty type of stores. If it were a weekday maybe, but you are talking about going out tommorow a weekend? Please!
Wal-Mart sucks ass. I won't go there, I already go there enough to help my mom out with the kids when SHE needs to shop. If it's just me, I go elsewhere.

[Silver21_Black20]

These two guys from the tv show Moonlight would get done...

Hot Guy Thread, not the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

Walmart, Target, K-Mart, Costco... all those big ass stores that carry clothes, groceries, AND electronics make me nervous. I can't stand them.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and the Soufside Walmart is the worst one of all. Can't you bitches keep the floors clean?

[Melmart1]

Walmart, Target, K-Mart, Costco... all those big ass stores that carry clothes, groceries, AND electronics make me nervous. I can't stand them.
I heart Target, and Costco is good. We don't have any K-Marts here.

[florige]

Wal-Mart sucks ass. I won't go there, I already go there enough to help my mom out with the kids when SHE needs to shop. If it's just me, I go elsewhere.



I would still go out tonight. Not only will you avoid the lines, but you will also avoid the traffic. If you all have that problem in TX like it is here. Wal-Mart may suck, but those prices are freakin low. And I say that not knowing jack about shopping at all.

[CuckingFunt]

I heart Target, and Costco is good. We don't have any K-Marts here.
I like the prices, and can understand the convenience, there's just something about those stores that I don't like. I get overwhelmed.

I do like the free samples at Costco, though, if I'm forced to go.

[florige]

Walmart, Target, K-Mart, Costco... all those big ass stores that carry clothes, groceries, AND electronics make me nervous. I can't stand them.


Why? Are you scared that you would get trampled?

[Melmart1]

I would still go out tonight. Not only will you avoid the lines, but you will also avoid the traffic. If you all have that problem in TX like it is here. Wal-Mart may suck, but those prices are freakin low. And I say that not knowing jack about shopping at all.
The prices at HEB are just as low, but you are supporting a local chain instead of the evil giant.

[CuckingFunt]

Why? Are you scared that you would get trampled?
No. Not that.

I think I'm just afraid of having to deal with stupid people getting in my way.

[Melmart1]

No. Not that.

I think I'm just afraid of having to deal with stupid people getting in my way.
Stupid people are everywhere. They are like roaches.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh, and the Soufside Walmart is the worst one of all. Can't you bitches keep the floors clean?

I like the one at Brooks-City Base, the other WalMart on Military I can't stand.

[CuckingFunt]

Stupid people are everywhere. They are like roaches.
I tend to avoid places where I might have to deal with roaches, too.

I got enough of that shit in my old job.

[Melmart1]

I like the one at Brooks-City Base, the other WalMart on Military I can't stand.
Yeah, the one on Military is the one I was talking about. Bitches need to put some clothes on their kids and wipe their noses. Oh, but they have shoes on their feet, to match the diaper that is full of shit.

[florige]

Stupid people are everywhere. They are like roaches.


Having worked in retail before I would have to agree.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, the one on Military is the one I was talking about. Bitches need to put some clothes on their kids and wipe their noses. Oh, but they have shoes on their feet, to match the diaper that is full of shit.
Oh, and when you Sharpie in the eyebrows, they go above your eyes, not in the middle of your forehead.

[Melmart1]

Having worked in retail before I would have to agree.
I used to work retail, too. Ohhh, the stories I could tell.

[florige]

The prices at HEB are just as low, but you are supporting a local chain instead of the evil giant.


We don't have HEB's here. We are forced to shop at either Wal-Mart, K-Mart or Cosco. BJ's is ok, but you need a membership to shop there.

[Melmart1]

We don't have HEB's here. We are forced to shop at either Wal-Mart, K-Mart or Cosco. BJ's is ok, but you need a membership to shop there.
Haha, you shop at a place called blowjobs.

[CuckingFunt]

The only retail job I ever had was at The Goodwill. On my first day, a lady threw a pair of shoes at my head when she learned that they were not, in fact, 45 cents.

Good times.

[marini martini]

fuck! When I go to Costco, I have to self medicate :toast

And I need to go to the grocery store, as I'm having my MIL and
SIL's over for Brunch on Monday :toast F*U*C*K*

[florige]

I used to work retail, too. Ohhh, the stories I could tell.


I try and forget my horror stories from Radio Shack. But it does help me to sometimes feel sympathy to the poor salesperson sometimes dealing with those sometimes moronic and idiotic customers. Sometimes I wonder if I would have as much patience with those retail sales people if I hadn't worked in retail myself.

[florige]

Haha, you shop at a place called blowjobs.


The funny thing is that I'm not sure that the heck that BJ stands for really... :lol

[Melmart1]

The only retail job I ever had was at The Goodwill. On my first day, a lady threw a pair of shoes at my head when she learned that they were not, in fact, 45 cents.

Good times.
I don't know what is scarier about Goodwill -- the customers or some of the people that work there. Everytime I go to one to look for books and old records there seems to be at least one employee who is mentally unstable.

[florige]

fuck! When I go to Costco, I have to self medicate :toast

And I need to go to the grocery store, as I'm having my MIL and
SIL's over for Brunch on Monday :toast F*U*C*K*


Try going to Wal-Mart on a Saturday then.. :lol

[RashoFan]

Should I go to the store now, should I wait until tomorrow ... if I wait, will I actually go tomorrow or put it off again ... hmmm ...
I have had the same thought...every day for the past week...

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know what is scarier about Goodwill -- the customers or some of the people that work there. Everytime I go to one to look for books and old records there seems to be at least one employee who is mentally unstable.
It's because The Goodwill is an organization that helps disabled people get jobs. The one I worked at had three deaf people and a couple with Down Syndrome.

Luckily, though, I always worked the night shift. Everyone who had to work with them said they were really nice, but that it was a pain in the ass to deal with.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh, and when you Sharpie in the eyebrows, they go above your eyes, not in the middle of your forehead.

:lol Everytime midge and I see a sharpie eyebrowed chick, we say like George Lopez "Sas."

[CuckingFunt]

As much as I hate shopping, I MUST get groceries tomorrow. Since I'd been out of town for a month, my fridge/cupboards are now literally bare.

[Melmart1]

It's because The Goodwill is an organization that helps disabled people get jobs. The one I worked at had three deaf people and a couple with Down Syndrome.

Luckily, though, I always worked the night shift. Everyone who had to work with them said they were really nice, but that it was a pain in the ass to deal with.
No ... I don't mean Down's Syndrome or deaf peole. I used to work at a camp for handicapped kids, I can handle that. I mean really, batshit, talks-to-the-wall crazy.

[RashoFan]

Having worked in retail before I would have to agree.
Working the job you have now, you see ALL kinds of stupid people.
For many job fields, Stupid People = Job Security.

[florige]

As much as I hate shopping, I MUST get groceries tomorrow. Since I'd been out of town for a month, my fridge/cupboards are now literally bare.


I never fill my cupboards up. I only buy enough stuff for that day. Probably because everytime I end up buying alot of crap at once it ends up going bad.

[Melmart1]

:lol Everytime midge and I see a sharpie eyebrowed chick, we say like George Lopez "Sas."
My dumbass cousin is that way. The funniest part is that she is even more white than I am, so it looks twice as funny. Pendeja.

[marini martini]

Try going to Wal-Mart on a Saturday then.. :lol

No thanks, I would have to get back on heroin!

[Melmart1]

I never fill my cupboards up. I only buy enough stuff for that day. Probably because everytime I end up buying alot of crap at once it ends up going bad.
You must be single. I fill up on dry stuff but yeah, things like fruits, veggies, dairy etc can go bad easily. But, buying larger portions is cheaper. It's such a scam, everything is marketed for families or singles with stomachs the size of a fucking shamu tank.

[florige]

Working the job you have now, you see ALL kinds of stupid people.
For many job fields, Stupid People = Job Security.


Yeah but the only difference is that you are sort of the one in charge of controling those stupid people when you are in uniform. At Wal-Mart if someone starts mouthing off to a cashier about something not being on sale anymore my powers of being a PO are rendered useless... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

No ... I don't mean Down's Syndrome or deaf peole. I used to work at a camp for handicapped kids, I can handle that. I mean really, batshit, talks-to-the-wall crazy.
Well, I can believe that.

There was one guy I worked with who used to talk to the dolls in the toy section. He also had a crush on me and had about 95% of the people who worked there convinced that we were dating. He even told some bullshit story about how we fucked in the employee bathroom and the dressing rooms.





At least he told everyone I was a good lay.

[CuckingFunt]

I never fill my cupboards up. I only buy enough stuff for that day. Probably because everytime I end up buying alot of crap at once it ends up going bad.
Once every month or two I'll go to the store and stock up on all the non-perishables, but I make small trips more often for milk/veggies/fruit/etc.

[Melmart1]

So ... I went and grabbed a jacket and put on jeans, in case I go ...

[florige]

You must be single. I fill up on dry stuff but yeah, things like fruits, veggies, dairy etc can go bad easily. But, buying larger portions is cheaper. It's such a scam, everything is marketed for families or singles with stomachs the size of a fucking shamu tank.



You are good Mel. But let me tell you I SWEAR one time this person in front of me had almost a cart and a half full of food one time. And not offbrand stuff either, namebrand crap. I'm thinking that the bill would be somewhere around $300. 86$ was that it was. 86$!!!! I was looking at the screen in amazement thinking WTF??!!!! :wtf :wtf

[marini martini]

It's because The Goodwill is an organization that helps disabled people get jobs. The one I worked at had three deaf people and a couple with Down Syndrome.

Luckily, though, I always worked the night shift. Everyone who had to work with them said they were really nice, but that it was a pain in the ass to deal with.


Last time I was at Goodwill , Presa & Alamo. The manager (?) had Turettes, and screamed Bitch!, Whore! at me. Son of a fuckin' Bitch :toast

[florige]

Well, I can believe that.

There was one guy I worked with who used to talk to the dolls in the toy section. He also had a crush on me and had about 95% of the people who worked there convinced that we were dating. He even told some bullshit story about how we fucked in the employee bathroom and the dressing rooms.





At least he told everyone I was a good lay.




:lol :lol Were you pissed? Nevermind, you never seem to get pissed about anthing.

[Melmart1]

The manager (?) had Turettes, and screamed Bitch!, Whore! at me.
So ... what was she saying that wasn't true?

[florige]

So ... I went and grabbed a jacket and put on jeans, in case I go ...


You might as well put on your shoes and finish the job now...

[CuckingFunt]

:lol :lol Were you pissed? Nevermind, you never seem to get pissed about anthing.
I was more annoyed than pissed, but it was rather uncomfortable on the nights I had to work with him.

[marini martini]

So ... what was she saying that wasn't true?

No it ain't dip shit, was lookin for brandy glasses for mein PaPa :toast

[CuckingFunt]

Might as well go to the store now, Mel. The drunk bitch just killed the thread.

[florige]

Might as well go to the store now, Mel. The drunk bitch just killed the thread.



If she really does drink those Martini's I can see why. I remember I ordered 1 drink one time and was looking at the glass like this little thing does this much damage, give me another one. My gf at the time advised against it at which point I told her that I was a grown man. It's the first time that I ever puked from drinking liquor.

[marini martini]

Puked? Shmooked! I haven't pucked since 2004! Man up & go grocery shopping, why don't cha?

[florige]

Puked? Shmooked! I haven't pucked since 2004! Man up & go grocery shopping, why don't cha?


I would if I didn't have to go to work in a few minutes... :pctoss

[marini martini]

I would if I didn't have to go to work in a few minutes... :pctoss

So you are a Copper in Ohio? That drinks tequilla? :drunk

Good luck & Good night :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

You could have just asked for my comparison pic. Geez!

I don't need a picture, you're like 2 feet taller than her.
She really is short.

Shakira is short too.
It's a real disappointment.
She's like 4'10.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, that was kinda rude how he did that. But, can't expect much more from a mojado.

Rude my ass.

And, my parents were the mojados.
I was born two minutes from the river.
Still American.

[mrsmaalox]

Flo, what is that grocery store in MD, "Giant"? I hated that place! The cashiers were always fighting with the customers! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I don't need a picture, you're like 2 feet taller than her.
She really is short.

Shakira is short too.
It's a real disappointment.
She's like 4'10.
Why would that be a disappointment? You'd still hit it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would that be a disappointment? You'd still hit it.

I'm not saying I wouldn't, not by a long shot.

But, they make her out to be this sexxxy long legged vixen on videos and what not. Nothing could be further from the truth. She's short as hell.

But, yea, I'd still give her the best 12 seconds of her life.

[florige]

Flo, what is that grocery store in MD, "Giant"? I hated that place! The cashiers were always fighting with the customers! :lol



:lol Yep. Here I thought that Giant's were everywhere.

[peewee's lovechild]

By the way, I like how I can be classified as "rude" in the Quattro.

It's either this joint has fagged up, or the so-called people who believe they run this joint have pussied out.

This is the real disappointment.

[florige]

So you are a Copper in Ohio? That drinks tequilla? :drunk

Good luck & Good night :toast


I'm a copper in Baltimore. Who told you I drank Tequila??

[CuckingFunt]

I twisted my foot all funny trying to get to the phone. I think it's broked.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol Yep. Here I thought that Giant's were everywhere.

It was terrible;but did you ever try their online shopping/delivery service?Wonderful!

[florige]

By the way, I like how I can be classified as "rude" in the Quattro.

It's either this joint has fagged up, or the so-called people who believe they run this joint have pussied out.

This is the real disappointment.



Where are all you boys at? A just makes cameo appearances now.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where are all you boys at? A just makes cameo appearances now.

I have no opinions on how sexy guys look or what the latest fashion trends are. Therefore, my posts have been limited.

[florige]

It was terrible;but did you ever try their online shopping/delivery service?Wonderful!


I didn't know that you could even do that... :lol I do my shopping normally late at night on my nights off. There are no lines, and if there are they normally have one of the self checkout lines open. So I'm in and out. 24 places are a thing of beauty... :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I twisted my foot all funny trying to get to the phone. I think it's broked.

My old students would have said "brokeded".

Those kids were fucking morons and are the future population of our prisons and cheese lines.

Are there any cheese lines anymore??

[mrsmaalox]

Where are all you boys at? A just makes cameo appearances now.

He's "in hiding"! I've told him to come back....but no...

[florige]

I have no opinions on how sexy guys look or what the latest fashion trends are. Therefore, my posts have been limited.


It's up to you then to change the trend in here then playa!! I just hate when you guys start talking about rock bands from the 70's... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't know that you could even do that... :lol I do my shopping normally late at night on my nights off. There are no lines, and if there are they normally have one of the self checkout lines open. So I'm in and out. 24 places are a thing of beauty... :lol

Just go online click the stuff you need, pick a delivery time and voila! Groceries!

[CuckingFunt]

My old students would have said "brokeded".

Those kids were fucking morons and are the future population of our prisons and cheese lines.

Are there any cheese lines anymore??
My mom had to wait in the cheese lines for a while when I was a kid.

[florige]

He's "in hiding"! I've told him to come back....but no...



I think he is busy with work. I told him to come back too.

[jman3000]

well... off to a trap. i'm so stupid.