Free Quattro Razor (13)

[mrsmaalox]

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RashoFan, mrsmaalox, ShoogarBear, Melmart1, ashbeeigh

Maalox, would you kindly PM Kori and ask her to put something under your username. I am tired of seeing your name in green.

Something like what? (Yes I know, loaded question) Is that what it takes to get out of the green? Here I thought I was green because I'm so special!! :lol

[RashoFan]

The Fifth Element is on my list of Bad azz movies....Milla and Bruce kicking all kinds of alien assess.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think "The Shining" is bad azz. Still the scariest movie I've ever seen.http://youtube.com/watch?v=zuaYk-yDAgc

[RashoFan]

Something like what? (Yes I know, loaded question) Is that what it takes to get out of the green? Here I thought I was green because I'm so special!! :lol
I don't know...how about " I am better than mrspepto..or I fuck mrkaopectate....
and yes that should change your name to white.
Not that I am antigreen/prowhite....I just get tired of green names....

[mrsmaalox]

Thanks Viva that's a good one!

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know...how about " I am better than mrspepto..or I fuck mrkaopectate....
and yes that should change your name to white.
Not that I am antigreen/prowhite....I just get tired of green names....
Will do

[RashoFan]

How about "mrsmaalox...cause there is crap in the quattro"

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Goddamn, these "Happy Tree Friends" clips are addictive!!!

[mrsmaalox]

How about "mrsmaalox...cause there is crap in the quattro"
Nah, cause then people will just mock me and say stuff like "mrsmaalox is the crap in the quattro"; I can't be giving them too much ammo.

[RashoFan]

Goddamn, these "Happy Tree Friends" clips are addictive!!!
Post some of them...don't hoard for yourself Todd.

[RashoFan]

Nah, cause then people will just mock me and say stuff like "mrsmaalox is the crap in the quattro"; I can't be giving them too much ammo.
good point...

[Melmart1]

Colin Firth would get done.

[mrsmaalox]

Colin Firth would get done.

No shit. Have you seen Girl With a Pearl Earring? He's so quiet and broody and HOT

[RashoFan]

Colin Firth would get done.


No shit. Have you seen Girl With a Pearl Earring? He's so quiet and broody and HOT

You girl can have him...he doesn't do anything for me.
Which BTW, I think the Hot Guys should be revived since the guys have dusted off the hot girls thread....

[mrsmaalox]

What kind of guys do you like RF?

[mrsmaalox]

What kind of guys do you like RF?

Duh. I guess it's kind of obvious huh? RASHOfan

[RashoFan]

What kind of guys do you like RF?
I like tall guys, but lately guys have been some serious shit heads....
I would perfer a man that is going to treat me like a queen but isn't a big pussy. Had a guy that treated me so well, but he had no cajones. I broke up with him cause he was too passive.

[RashoFan]

Duh. I guess it's kind of obvious huh? RASHOfan
:lol

[mrsmaalox]

I like tall guys, but lately guys have been some serious shit heads....
I would perfer a man that is going to treat me like a queen but isn't a big pussy. Had a guy that treated me so well, but he had no cajones. I broke up with him cause he was too passive.

That's the thing, there are so many types to choose from and they all have good points, bad points. Finding the right combination is hard. But I can pretty much find something attractive in every person I meet. I just like people.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Thanks Viva that's a good one!....straight from the foot of Mt. Belzoni

[mrsmaalox]

....straight from the foot of Mt. Belzoni

I like it! And I like that you always throw one of those my way. Ultra cool!

[CuckingFunt]

Nah, cause then people will just mock me and say stuff like "mrsmaalox is the crap in the quattro"; I can't be giving them too much ammo.
Yet you continue to post.

[Sean Archer]

Now, Face Off was a damn good movie.


You got that right buddy!

[mrsmaalox]

Yet you continue to post.

And yet you don't learn....the more you snipe, the longer I will stay and post!!!:lol

[batman2883]

shut your mouf trebek

[ORION]

I just saw a dead skunk on the side of the road and you could see it's butthole !! I laughed pretty hard ! ....haha skunk butthole

[Silver21_Black20]

It feels good to be home right now.

[RashoFan]

Chik fil a smokey mustard is a gift from the gods! It is so good, I want to swim in a pool full of smokey mustard with waffle fries sprinkled on top. :hungry:

[CuckingFunt]

I just saw a dead skunk on the side of the road and you could see it's butthole !! I laughed pretty hard ! ....haha skunk butthole
Perv.

[RashoFan]

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:toast

[Melmart1]

Perv.
While he is definitely a perv, I don't see that as perverted, more like gross. And smelly. I know, I was in the car when a friend of mine decided he wanted to kill the "cat" crossing the street. Turns out, that was no cat. :dizzy

[marini martini]

I just saw a dead skunk on the side of the road and you could see it's butthole !! I laughed pretty hard ! ....haha skunk butthole

I saw a dead deer, at the end of my street, & thought I saw his bloody ass hole, but instead, someone had cut his head off, for the trophy, and it was indeed his bloody frickin' neck :cry
:vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

[CuckingFunt]

While he is definitely a perv, I don't see that as perverted, more like gross.
I dunno, Mel, he seemed quite giddy.

I'm sticking with the perv assessment.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Anyone watching the Sarah Conner Chronicles?
It's so obvious the Chick-Terminator is a pleasure-model. And yes--I would fuck her in a heartbeat if I were John Conner.

[mrsmaalox]

I saw a dead deer, at the end of my street, & thought I saw his bloody ass hole, but instead, someone had cut his head off, for the trophy, and it was indeed his bloody frickin' neck :cry
:vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
You knowthe other day I saw what I thought was a roadkilled raccoon on my street, but as I drove closer I saw it was actually a ring-tailed cat! The tail was so beautiful and perfectly intact; I was bummed, such a beautiful animal! :grim:

[CuckingFunt]

Anyone watching the Sarah Conner Chronicles?
Christ, no.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

CF if you consider yourself a Terminator Purist, you have to watch it. And I consider myself a Terminator Purist. You're forced to watch it if you are a deep fan of the series.

There are countless varieties of Terminator fans, I liked part 3, accepted it, therefore I am forced to give this show a chance. I hope this makes sense...

So far, it has not disappointed...but the writers strike will end up making this series suck. I heard back in October that they only had enough material for 2 episodes tops and the next episode is already coming out next week. It will end up sucking for sure but so far it doesn't.. Plus Sarah and the Pleasure Model are both hot.
So its a must watch for the Purist.

[marini martini]

You knowthe other day I saw what I thought was a roadkilled raccoon on my street, but as I drove closer I saw it was actually a ring-tailed cat! The tail was so beautiful and perfectly intact; I was bummed, such a beautiful animal! :grim:

Should of cut the tail off, sent it to a taxidermy & hung it on your car antenna :lol :toast :lol

Not really :cry :cry :cry

[mrsmaalox]

Should of cut the tail off, sent it to a taxidermy & hung it on your car antenna :lol :toast :lol

Not really :cry :cry :cry
Marini, have you met Orion?:lol

[marini martini]

Marini, have you met Orion?:lol

We're related :toast Only he doesn't know it :lol

[RashoFan]

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Hey bebe...:eyebrows

[RashoFan]

I have been reduced to highlighting the current users viewing thread and posting a smilie as a salutation.
Which is definately an improvement from my flashing of boobage as a greeting or an exiting gesture.

[CuckingFunt]

CF if you consider yourself a Terminator Purist, you have to watch it.
Ahhh... there's the problem.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

pfff
well Hnaturally if you don't like terminator hardcore you won't watch this

[RashoFan]

Anthony Kiedis of RHCP has one of those voices that you just want to hear sing to you all night long...or maybe just talk dirty to you...But I could live with him doing both... :devil

[CuckingFunt]

pfff
well Hnaturally if you don't like terminator hardcore you won't watch this
I like fuckable wimmens, though.

How fuckable is this pleasure-model? I'm intrigued.

[mrsmaalox]

I have been reduced to highlighting the current users viewing thread and posting a smilie as a salutation.
Which is definately an improvement from my flashing of boobage as a greeting or an exiting gesture.
You mean YOU consider it an improvement: I'm sure there are a few here who still prefer the flashing!

[CuckingFunt]

Anthony Kiedis of RHCP has one of those voices that you just want to hear sing to you all night long...or maybe just talk dirty to you...But I could live with him doing both... :devil
I miss the days when RHCP was still good. They haven't had an album worth listening to since "Californication."

[RashoFan]

You mean YOU consider it an improvement: I'm sure there are a few here who still prefer the flashing!
That is quiet possible...:D

[RashoFan]

I like fuckable wimmens, though.

How fuckable is this pleasure-model? I'm intrigued.
I saw the first part of the show yesterday....She is indeed fuckable...very cute girl and was "naked" for the last minute of the show...

[RashoFan]

I miss the days when RHCP was still good. They haven't had an album worth listening to since "Californication."
I like a few songs from Stadium Arcadium. Best damn album was Sex Blood Sugar Magic.

[mrsmaalox]

I've only known like 3 guys who are really good at the dirty talk.

[Melmart1]

CF if you consider yourself a Terminator Purist, you have to watch it. And I consider myself a Terminator Purist. You're forced to watch it if you are a deep fan of the series.

There are countless varieties of Terminator fans, I liked part 3, accepted it, therefore I am forced to give this show a chance. I hope this makes sense...

So far, it has not disappointed...but the writers strike will end up making this series suck. I heard back in October that they only had enough material for 2 episodes tops and the next episode is already coming out next week. It will end up sucking for sure but so far it doesn't.. Plus Sarah and the Pleasure Model are both hot.
So its a must watch for the Purist.
I heard Sarah is played by the chick from 300, is that true?

[mrsmaalox]

I saw the first part of the show yesterday....She is indeed fuckable...very cute girl and was "naked" for the last minute of the show...

I couldn't care less about fuckable women, but damn I could use a decent TV show. There is NOTHING---fucking strike!

[RashoFan]

I couldn't care less about fuckable women, but damn I could use a decent TV show. There is NOTHING---fucking strike!
It would be nice to have the strike be resolved and all parties content with agreements...lucky for me I have movies to watch and music to DL to keep me occupied.

[mrsmaalox]

It would be nice to have the strike be resolved and all parties content with agreements...lucky for me I have movies to watch and music to DL to keep me occupied.

I don't watch much TV to begin with, so when I sit down I want to be able to see something semi-good. Movies are great, but I have a rather short attention span if I don't happen to be in a movie mind frame.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have been reduced to highlighting the current users viewing thread and posting a smilie as a salutation.
Which is definately an improvement from my flashing of boobage as a greeting or an exiting gesture.

This theory needs testing.

[CuckingFunt]

I learned today that taking dirty pictures of yourself is more difficult than it appears.

Balance is essential.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.chatrums.com/analcry.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

I learned today that taking dirty pictures of yourself is more difficult than it appears.

Balance is essential.They probably turned out like shit, anyway.

[ShoogarBear]

(you see what I did there?)

[CuckingFunt]

They probably turned out like shit, anyway.
There were a few useable ones in the bunch, but what I got wasn't really worth the time I spent taking them.

[CuckingFunt]

(you see what I did there?)
Yep.

Probably would have been a successful tactic on someone else.

[ShoogarBear]

No, no. You're supposed to be irate and indignant . . . and show us they turned out great.

[CuckingFunt]

No, no. You're supposed to be irate and indignant . . . and show us they turned out great.
I know.

You've tried that several times.

It still hasn't worked.

[ShoogarBear]

Just further evidence that you probably really are a guy.

[Melmart1]

Just further evidence that you probably really are a guy.
:lol She won't fall for that one, either.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol She won't fall for that one, either.
Melmart is wise.

Besides, the recipient of the pictures already knows what I look like, so even if I did share them all I'd get is another thousand responses about the lack of a sign/identification.

[Melmart1]

So, how long before peewee posts CF's nekkid pics?

[CuckingFunt]

So, how long before peewee posts CF's nekkid pics?
I ain't sending my dirty pics to no... breeder.

[Melmart1]

I ain't sending my dirty pics to no... breeder.
So this means that you are only sending them to homosexuals, or straight people that have not procreated. Cus I could be either one of those things, and am already at least one of them ... :)

[CuckingFunt]

So this means that you are only sending them to homosexuals, or straight people that have not procreated. Cus I could be either one of those things, and am already at least one of them ... :)
Hmmm... hard to argue that logic.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

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Oh, happy day!
:spin

[CuckingFunt]

Ooooh! I'm a buddy!!

[Melmart1]

Ooooh! I'm a buddy!!
Me, too! Yay!

[Melmart1]

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Oh, happy day!
:spin
Too bad you are not in the middle of that, hahaha.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Too bad you are not in the middle of that, hahaha.

Just my typical luck.
:depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Too bad you are not in the middle of that, hahaha.
But I am. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

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Hey, you found your way to the middle! What a crafty fellow!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

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Hey, you found your way to the middle! What a crafty fellow!

There are no emoticons to express just how happy this makes me!

[CuckingFunt]

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Hey, you found your way to the middle! What a crafty fellow!
I'm not a buddy anymore.

:depressed

[Melmart1]

I think I am going to try and go to sleep in a bit. I had such a nice sleep pattern going before my headache today made me take a looong afternoon nap. :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

My sleep has been so fucked up lately.

I can't wait to go back home. I've enjoyed my break from school and all the traveling, but after almost a full month I REALLY need to sleep in my own bed.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is a picture of Rose McGowan in a sailor outfit something I should share with the rest of the class?

[ShoogarBear]

No. Not until they've shared first.

[Melmart1]

No. Not until they've shared first.
He wasn't asking you.

And yes, you can share. Anytime my fellow albinos are considered sexy is good by me :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Is a picture of Rose McGowan in a sailor outfit something I should share with the rest of the class?
Yes.

Yes it is.

Post haste.

[ShoogarBear]

He wasn't asking you.

And yes, you can share. Anytime my fellow albinos are considered sexy is good by me :lolThe hell he wasn't asking me. Now that he knows he might be able to get something in return from you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

And yes, you can share. Anytime my fellow albinos are considered sexy is good by me :lol

Always happy to oblige.


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j209/spydergirl67/Rose%20McGowan/Rose-McGowan-39.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Hold out. You are now in superior negotiating position.

[ShoogarBear]

Fucking pussy-whipped pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

Rose McGowan is a good choice for the pin-up look.

[ShoogarBear]

Watch this . . .

[CuckingFunt]

Hold out. You are now in superior negotiating position.
Fine, Shoog. Just for you, I'll make it an even exchange.

Hold on a sec...

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Wallpaper/Nature/Spiders/ClownSpiderMopsusMormon.jpg

[Melmart1]

Another woman that not even Marilyn Manson could fuck up. Although I never liked Rachel Wood Evans or whatever the hell her name is.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8797/grindhouseportadarollingq2.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

That picture is criminally PhotoShopped.

They shaved about 10 lbs off Rosario's ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Watch this . . .
Fucking ass.

[CuckingFunt]

That picture is criminally PhotoShopped.

They shaved about 10 lbs off Rosario's ass.
That's unfortunate.

[samikeyp]

That picture is criminally PhotoShopped.

They shaved about 10 lbs off Rosario's ass.

Why mess with a good thing?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Rosario Dawson is a tranny.

And her mouth rivals that of Mr. Ed.

[ORION]

so if a chick has a nice car is she hot by default ?

[mrsmaalox]

so if a chick has a nice car is she hot by default ?

Depends. Is she at least marginal? I have found that there are alot of "options" that give a marginal guy the edge.

[ORION]

Depends. Is she at least marginal? I have found that there are alot of "options" that give a marginal guy the edge.
A girl that someone would not even look at.

[mrsmaalox]

A girl that someone would not even look at.

One more question: By "someone" do you mean an average-looking, intelligent person, or a person like some of the horn dogs around here who live in a fantasy world where it is beneath them to fuck anything that is of less "quality" than a stripper or porn star?

[mrsmaalox]

Public Service Announcement: Will the person who just PM'd me, please clear his mailbox so that I can respond? (I KNOW you are lurking!)

[peewee's lovechild]

I just saw a dead skunk on the side of the road and you could see it's butthole !! I laughed pretty hard ! ....haha skunk butthole

Did you pull over to lick it's asshole??

You know you wanted to.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you want to stick your pinga in the skunk??

[peewee's lovechild]

You know you wanted to.

[samikeyp]

There's a new title for Orion...Skunk Fucker! :lol

[ORION]

One more question: By "someone" do you mean an average-looking, intelligent person, or a person like some of the horn dogs around here who live in a fantasy world where it is beneath them to fuck anything that is of less "quality" than a stripper or porn star?
I guess average looking. a girl that you wouldn't look twice at. Even if the girl is ugly you still look twice to make sure she is as ugly as the 1st time you saw her.

[mrsmaalox]

I guess average looking. a girl that you wouldn't look twice at. Even if the girl is ugly you still look twice to make sure she is as ugly as the 1st time you saw her.

Well then maybe not. Sounds like someone even a great car can't help!

[ORION]

Did you want to stick your pinga in the skunk??
why does sex with animals always come up with you and why can't you just take it for what it is ...a skunk butthole. I bet if I said there is a strange rock formation in the front of my building and you would say " did you fuck it?"

[samikeyp]

why does sex with animals always come up with you and why can't you just take it for what it is ...a skunk butthole. I bet if I said there is a strange rock formation in the front of my building and you would say " did you fuck it?"

To be fair though, you did bring the aforementioned butthole into the conversation. Knowing peewee as you claim to, you shouldn't seem surprised by his response.

[ORION]

To be fair though, you did bring the aforementioned butthole into the conversation. Knowing peewee as you claim to, you shouldn't seem surprised by his response.
I'm not suprised. he is very predictable. I just thought it would be funny to share that I saw a dead skunk on the side of the road with his butthole in the air. maybe peewee had already seen the skunk

[ORION]

Well then maybe not. Sounds like someone even a great car can't help!
I think if an ugly chick drove a corvette or ferrari would bump her up.

[mrsmaalox]

I think if an ugly chick drove a corvette or ferrari would bump her up.

Well then, there you go. Unfortunately if she's that bad, everyone would know your just with her for the car!

[CuckingFunt]

Rosario Dawson is a tranny.

And her mouth rivals that of Mr. Ed.
I disagree.

Vehemently.

[ORION]

Well then, there you go. Unfortunately if she's that bad, everyone would know your just with her for the car!
true. I was just thinking about it because I saw this chicking driving a corvette this morning and I thought to myself she is hot but then I said wait what if I get a closer look and she is ugly. Then I said to myself who cares. Is this normal?

[samikeyp]

I disagree.

Vehemently.


I must concur with the distinguished lady from California.

You gotta forgive him though CF...with all these horse faced bitches up here in lower Canada, er..Michigan...it's mostly what you see.

[CuckingFunt]

Tyson Beckford would get done.

[Silver21_Black20]

Daytime tv sucks.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Daytime tv sucks.
Aside from Jeopardy and Maury's paternity test shows, I concur.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

That reminds me, Jeopardy is offering the on-line contestant test again. Anyone else taking this?

[Silver21_Black20]

Aside from Jeopardy and Maury's paternity test shows, I concur.

Day after day of doing paternity tests, I wonder if Maury asks what he is doing with his life.

[Silver21_Black20]

That reminds me, Jeopardy is offering the on-line contestant test again. Anyone else taking this?

I so kick ass at Kid Jeopardy, Teen Jeopardy and College Jeopardy . . . regular Jeopardy, not so much.

[Melmart1]

Day after day of doing paternity tests, I wonder if Maury asks what he is doing with his life.
Then he checks his bank account and stops questioning himself.

[CuckingFunt]

I saw an episode of Maury a few weeks ago that wasn't a paternity test show, and I thought I'd wandered into the Twilight Zone or something.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking Jeopardy.

My mom was a one-day champion 16 years ago and she STILL won't shut the fuck up about it.

[jman3000]

i think rosario dawson is hot... wtf?

[jman3000]

she has a "fuck me" aura around her.

[CuckingFunt]

she has a "fuck me" aura around her.
She has an "I'll do the dirty stuff" aura around her, which almost always gets a :tu from me.

[jman3000]

i got a text message like at 2 am that said "sleeping on fresh clean sheets... practically orgasmic"....

now im thinking... what the fuck? your threshold for orgasmic must be pretty damn low. she must squirt her pants everytime she has some ice cream or something.

[Melmart1]

She has an "I'll do the dirty stuff" aura around her, which almost always gets a :tu from me.
In Clerks II when she said it was OK to go ass to mouth if you really liked the person, she must have been referring to her real life.

[Silver21_Black20]

Then he checks his bank account and stops questioning himself.

Either way, I'd shoot myself in the head, on-air, if I were Maury. Make things on his show a bit more interesting.

[jman3000]

dirty stuff is nice.

[Melmart1]

dirty stuff is nice.
Unless its sheets, apparently.

[CuckingFunt]

i got a text message like at 2 am that said "sleeping on fresh clean sheets... practically orgasmic"....

now im thinking... what the fuck? your threshold for orgasmic must be pretty damn low. she must squirt her pants everytime she has some ice cream or something.
I agree if they were just fresh and clean.

If they were fresh, clean, AND still warm from the dryer... well, that is pretty damned fantastic.

[Melmart1]

I agree if they were just fresh and clean.

If they were fresh, clean, AND still warm from the dryer... well, that is pretty damned fantastic.
Adding lavender to the rinse water before drying makes it even better.

[CuckingFunt]

Shit.

That reminds me that I need to go throw my jeans in the wash if I have any plans of getting dressed today.

[batman2883]

there can only be one!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I got a shot in my arm yesterday afternoon and it is still sore.

Ouch!

[Melmart1]

I got a shot in my arm yesterday afternoon and it is still sore.

Ouch!
Immunizing yourself from Midge cooties?

[Silver21_Black20]

Immunizing yourself from Midge cooties?

Pretty much. Even Reverends have cooties.

[jman3000]

i can see how fresh, warm sheets could be awesome... but awesome enough to wake somebody up at 2 am?

[jman3000]

and if somebody has sheets that make you orgasm... you better at least know how to share.

[Silver21_Black20]

This cereal had no flavor.

[Melmart1]

i can see how fresh, warm sheets could be awesome... but awesome enough to wake somebody up at 2 am?
She thinks you are a puto and would be awake at that hour. In fact, she was probably inferring that you should come over and experience the orgasms.

[CuckingFunt]

and if somebody has sheets that make you orgasm... you better at least know how to share.
Maybe it was an invitation for you to come over and experience them in person.

[CuckingFunt]

She thinks you are a puto and would be awake at that hour. In fact, she was probably inferring that you should come over and experience the orgasms.
See?

jman failed.

[Melmart1]

See?

jman failed.
Yeah, I mean why else would someone send that text at 2am?

Apparently, jamn needs to be hit over the head with a bat before anything sinks in.

[jman3000]

o... i know it was most probably a booty call... but i dont have time to be screwing around with every chick that texts me at that time of night.

[CuckingFunt]

Advice to jman:

Any time a girl mentions that something, anything, is "orgasmic," it's an informal invitation for you to try and top it. She wants the cock.

[jman3000]

she probably didnt even have any beer.

[CuckingFunt]

o... i know it was most probably a booty call...
Then quit braggin'.

[Melmart1]

o... i know it was most probably a booty call... but i dont have time to be screwing around with every chick that texts me at that time of night.
Puto.

Didn't you say in the "twenty-somethings" thread that you were straight as a razor or some shit? I thought you meant your behavior, not your sexuality. Gotdamned liar!

[jman3000]

i wasnt bragging... im just saying i thought it was retarded to equate fresh sheets with an orgasm... and then text me to tell me about it just to try to pique my interest.

great. it's orgasmic. im happy for you. good night.

[katyon6th]

jman, it wasn't Crystal, was it?

[Melmart1]

i wasnt bragging... im just saying i thought it was retarded to equate fresh sheets with an orgasm... and then text me to tell me about it just to try to pique my interest.

great. it's orgasmic. im happy for you. good night.
If you stopped putting out so often, you wouldn't get so many of these texts.

[jman3000]

jman, it wasn't Crystal, was it?

no.. she stopped texting me after i fucked up her shoulder that one time.

[Silver21_Black20]

Anna Nicole's baby has to wear an eye patch cause she is starting to go cross-eyed.

[samikeyp]

That reminds me, Jeopardy is offering the on-line contestant test again. Anyone else taking this?

I would like to.

When is it?

[samikeyp]

Anna Nicole's baby has to wear an eye patch cause she is starting to go cross-eyed.


Genetics is a bitch!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I would like to.

When is it?
Assuming that Michigan is part of the central or mountain time zones, January 30 at 8 pm Central/ 7pm Mountain ST.

If I somehow make it to the big show I'll keep an ear out for them announcing anyone named Mike from Lansing.

[jman3000]

katy. i might be going out this week in celebration of the first week of school being over. you should come.

[samikeyp]

Assuming that Michigan is part of the central or mountain time zones, January 30 at 8 pm Central/ 7pm Mountain ST.

If I somehow make it to the big show I'll keep an ear out for them announcing anyone named Mike from Lansing.

Its in the Eastern time zone.

[jman3000]

:lmao @ this ad on craigslist for "sugarbear". is he back in town?

"It felt so good. I can't wait to see you again Monday. I should be home by 1 or somewhere around that time. Come over and I miss you hot stuff. "

[samikeyp]

Here are the times and dates for the Jeopardy tryout.

Eastern:
Tuesday, January 29 at 8:00PM EST

Central/Mountain:
Wednesday, January 30 at 8:00PM CST

Pacific Coast (including Alaska & Hawaii):
Thursday, January 31 at 8:00PM PST

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Its in the Eastern time zone.
Well then, I learned something new today. Kick ass.

[jman3000]

:lol somebody just complained to me that im mean and always call them a ho, a slut, and stupid. i said they were only one of those things and she took it as a compliment :lmao

[samikeyp]

:lol somebody just complained to me that im mean and always call them a ho, a slut, and stupid. i said they were only one of those things and she took it as a compliment :lmao


So then you weren't talking to Ashbeeigh.

[samikeyp]

Well then, I learned something new today. Kick ass.


:tu

[katyon6th]

katy. i might be going out this week in celebration of the first week of school being over. you should come.

Just let me know what's going on. I need your phone number. Crystal and I were out the other night and wanted to call you to join us but neither of us have your number anymore.

[jman3000]

didnt you just call me a few weeks ago?

845-9378.

[jman3000]

would you still be down if it was a strip club?

i've never been to one and i'm leaning towards that.

[katyon6th]

Yeah, I think I did. But since then I've gotten a new phone, same number but I didn't save my contacts to my sim card. Do you have my number?

Fuck the strip club.

[jman3000]

if it starts with a 9 and ends with a 0 than yeah.

it was just an idea. i really dont care.

[Melmart1]

Strip clubs are pricey. The cost of one beer, you can buy two or three drinks elsewhere that are bigger and stronger. Plus, no ugly women asking you if you want a lap dance.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've never been to a strip club.

[ORION]

I've never been to a strip club.
midge is slacking

[ashbeeigh]

these guy's a work with go to the strip club for lunch because it's $5 for a steak.


And the girls and sluts and hos and don't call them mean.

[samikeyp]

these guy's a work with go to the strip club for lunch because it's $5 for a steak.


And the girls and sluts and hos and don't call them mean.

They have that at PT's (Perfect 10's now) or at least they used to.

[Silver21_Black20]

these guy's a work with go to the strip club for lunch because it's $5 for a steak.


And the girls and sluts and hos and don't call them mean.

Um . . . what?

I can't believe you graduated college.

[ashbeeigh]

They have that at PT's (Perfect 10's now) or at least they used to.

And were the strippers up to jman's standards?

[ashbeeigh]

Um . . . what?

I can't believe you graduated college.

Yeah. But you've got to start somewhere, and a promotion is in the cards....very soon.

[katyon6th]

Yeah. But you've got to start somewhere, and a promotion is in the cards....very soon.

I believe she was referring to your horrible grammar.

But maybe not.

[ashbeeigh]

I believe she was referring to your horrible grammar.

But maybe not.

oh dear. No one can be as perfect as SilBlack.

[samikeyp]

And were the strippers up to jman's standards?

jman's standards:

Two tits

hole

heartbeat




Yup...they qualified. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

oh dear. No one can be as perfect as SilBlack.

I've never claimed to be perfect. Doesn't take much effort for you to use spell check.

[katyon6th]

oh dear. No one can be as perfect as SilBlack.

Actually, she's not perfect. She doesn't use the ellipsis correctly. Just sayin'.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I believe she was referring to your horrible grammar.

But maybe not.


http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/nadialynn/backgrounds/catinthehat.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

Actually, she's not perfect. She doesn't use the ellipsis correctly. Just sayin'.

True. Kori pointed that out in the original Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know if I can be with someone that doesn't use an ellipsis correctly.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't know if I can be with someone that doesn't use an ellipsis correctly.

I don't know if I can be with a librarian.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's not cool.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

That's not cool.
Don't sweat it, Midge, there's plenty of fish in the sea. I've got a single sister in SA. And my dad's been driving my mom crazy since he retired, so she might be willing to listen to other offers.

[Richard Cranium]

It's pretty cool outside right now.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I must concur with the distinguished lady from California.

You gotta forgive him though CF...with all these horse faced bitches up here in lower Canada, er..Michigan...it's mostly what you see.

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1182857/article_images/dawson.jpg

http://moviexpress.tripod.com/blog/Death_Proof01.jpg


Her jaw is the size of Ontario.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1182857/article_images/dawson.jpg

http://moviexpress.tripod.com/blog/Death_Proof01.jpg


Her jaw is the size of Ontario.
Someone here once said that she was sort of an odd case where depending on a few things she could look unbelievably hot or down right ugly. I tend to agree with that.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Someone here once said that she was sort of an odd case where depending on a few things she could look unbelievably hot or down right ugly. I tend to agree with that.


Tranny.

[katyon6th]

Someone here once said that she was sort of an odd case where depending on a few things she could look unbelievably hot or down right ugly. I tend to agree with that.

No. She has an ugly face. Can't hide an ugly face.

[florige]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1182857/article_images/dawson.jpg

http://moviexpress.tripod.com/blog/Death_Proof01.jpg


Her jaw is the size of Ontario.


I think that she looks hot to me. That is a bad angle.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://images.countingdown.com/images/features/16384/val.jpg

You can almost see an Adam's apple.

Honestly, if you didn't know it was Dawson in these pics, the man/woman debate would probably end up 50/50.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

She kinda reminds me of Rosario Dawson. Thats who I thought it was at first glance.


It's Roberto Dawson.

[florige]

It's Roberto Dawson.



MAn I thought I caught it before! I had to read the captions...

[florige]

So who looks more like a horse Dawson or Swank??

[CuckingFunt]

So who looks more like a horse Dawson or Swank??
Swank.

[jman3000]

:lol at people thinking jman has standards.

[jman3000]

idiots.

[Mr.Ed]

So who looks more like a horse Dawson or Swank??

I don't care. They can both ride me anytime.

[Melmart1]

Swank.
Yeah, I finally saw PS I Love You this weekend (mostly to ogle the men) and she annoyed the living shit out of me in that movie. If it wasn't for the hotness of Gerard Butler, Harry Connick Jr and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, I would have been pissed. She seriously needs to stick to boxing movies.

[Melmart1]

I just got home to an email saying "you're an expert condom tester" from Durex, asking me to complete a survey. I am not quite sure how to take this.

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah, I finally saw PS I Love You this weekend (mostly to ogle the men) and she annoyed the living shit out of me in that movie. If it wasn't for the hotness of Gerard Butler, Harry Connick Jr and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, I would have been pissed. She seriously needs to stick to boxing movies.

Go watch Juno. :tu

[Melmart1]

Go watch Juno. :tu
Yeah, that is next on my list. I never used to like Jennifer Garner but both her and Jason Bateman were in The Kingdom and I love both of them in it so I like her again. So I can now go watch Juno :lol

[O-Factor]

I just got home to an email saying "you're an expert condom tester" from Durex, asking me to complete a survey. I am not quite sure how to take this.

Easy, they are calling you a whore.

[Melmart1]

Easy, they are calling you a whore.
Nice of you to drop by and obsess over me yet again.

[Melmart1]

I bought a bottle of wine today with my groceries and I got carded. Yipeeee!

[RashoFan]

Bath and Body's Eucalyptus Spearmint Aromatherapy is a scent I find completely soooooooo intoxicating!!! Snifffffffffffffff mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah, I finally saw PS I Love You this weekend (mostly to ogle the men) and she annoyed the living shit out of me in that movie. If it wasn't for the hotness of Gerard Butler, Harry Connick Jr and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, I would have been pissed. She seriously needs to stick to boxing movies.

Why did you not believe me when I said that movie was crap?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm not suprised. he is very predictable. I just thought it would be funny to share that I saw a dead skunk on the side of the road with his butthole in the air. maybe peewee had already seen the skunkMaybe the butthole wasn't in the air before peewee saw it.

[ShoogarBear]

Fucking Jeopardy.

My mom was a one-day champion 16 years ago and she STILL won't shut the fuck up about it.She coulda been a contendah.

[ShoogarBear]

I got a shot in my arm yesterday afternoon and it is still sore.

Ouch!Did midget hit you?

[ShoogarBear]

no.. she stopped texting me after i fucked up her shoulder that one time.Damn, do you need an anatomy lesson or something?

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao @ this ad on craigslist for "sugarbear". is he back in town?

"It felt so good. I can't wait to see you again Monday. I should be home by 1 or somewhere around that time. Come over and I miss you hot stuff. "Your mom says hi.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just got home to an email saying "you're an expert condom tester" from Durex, asking me to complete a survey. I am not quite sure how to take this.....in the ass?

[ShoogarBear]

I just got home to an email saying "you're an expert condom tester" from Durex, asking me to complete a survey. I am not quite sure how to take this.Does the survey involve testing?

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, once again I have brought the Quattro back up to snuff.

[RashoFan]

Okay, once again I have brought the Quattro back up to snuff.
Of course, we just needed a real man to tell it like it is (except for Mikey of course, he is all man!)

[mrsmaalox]

Of course, we just needed a real man to tell it like it is (except for Mikey of course, he is all man!)

You sure are sweet talking everyone!

[mrsmaalox]

Shit. I missed Demetri Martin on Comedy Central; can't believe it just slipped my mind. I'll need to check for a repeat.

[ShoogarBear]

....in the ass?:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Of course, we just needed a real man to tell it like it is (except for Mikey of course, he is all man!)"all", but not "real". :fro

[mrsmaalox]

"all", but not "real". :fro

But since you are "real" does that you're not "all"?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish Rashofan and mrstums would just bump the real women thread and disappear from here. They bring this already shitty thread down to a depressing level.

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe the Quattro should try a little Prozac.

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe the Quattro should try a little no mrsmallox and no rashofan.

And God will take care of the Martini chick. She will be gone soon enough.

[samikeyp]

"all", but not "real". :fro


:flipoff


:lol

[Melmart1]

Maybe the Quattro should try a little no mrsmallox and no rashofan.

And God will take care of the Martini chick. She will be gone soon enough.


I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I lol'd.

[ashbeeigh]

I wish Rashofan and mrstums would just bump the real women thread and disappear from here. They bring this already shitty thread down to a depressing level.

I suggested this about a week ago, but to no avail has it occurred.

[midgetonadonkey]

I suggested this about a week ago, but to no avail has it occurred.

Too bad nobody gives a shit about what you say. You should've retired to the Real Women thread years ago.

Fucking worthless cunt.

[Melmart1]

Nobody listens to you, ashbeeigh. Why is this a surprise to you?

[RashoFan]

here to stay

[ashbeeigh]

Too bad nobody gives a shit about what you say.



Nobody listens to you, ashbeeigh. Why is this a surprise to you?

The happy horseshit needs to high tail it to the Real Women thread, I don't care what it takes. Whether it's mean saying it or you two saying it. GTFO.

[Melmart1]

Am I to believe that even ashbeeigh doesn't like Rashofan and maalox in the Quattro?

[midgetonadonkey]

here to stay

That's unfortunate. You really don't belong here, as much as you would like to think you do.

[RashoFan]

Watching the History Channel, talking about different ways that science and engineerring can make us less dependable on oil/petrol for fuel sources. You can run a car on oil, vegatable oil, corn oil, sunflower oil and even soy. Very yuppie, soy is...

[Melmart1]

That's unfortunate. You really don't belong here, as much as you would like to think you do.
She always stays where she doesn't belong. That's why she throws herself at men, she has no concept of where she is or isn't wanted.

[Melmart1]

Watching the History Channel, talking about different ways that science and engineerring can make us less dependable on oil/petrol for fuel sources. You can run a car on oil, vegatable oil, corn oil, sunflower oil and even soy. Very yuppie, soy is...
Maybe you should throw yourself at RuffnReadyOzStyle. That is right up his alley.

[RashoFan]

Am I to believe that even ashbeeigh doesn't like Rashofan and maalox in the Quattro?
She is trying to have an image here in the Quattro as a hardass... :rolleyes