Free Quattro Razor (13)

[marini martini]

What the fuck! You show up just start this kind of bullshit!? Why can't I have RashoFan on my team?! You don't even have the decency to give me a partner who's not having double vision?! Asshole!


Thanks alot! And I thought you were some one I could trust :dramaquee

[to21]

Let's review:

-we are ALL in agreement that watching Mel and CF wrestle in Jell-o has "good idea" written all over it,

-we are all in agreement that moroni and Immodium are worthless and annoying and should fuck off and die; we don't particularly care in which order these things happen,

-ashbeeigh is STILL a stupid attention-needing twat who is jealous that another woman has dirtier feet than she does now,

-RashoFan wears some hideous-ass pajamas,

-to21 is a male.....allegedly,

-ATRAIN still wants to fight midge,

-ATRAIN has also apparently welched on his bet with peewee,

-peewee has been functioning on little or no sleep since the birth of his daughter,

-CF is staying in a apt. in New York that has weather-stripping problems,

-and ORION STILL hasn't taken pix of all the boobage at his work that he boasts about.
Dude that's perfect! I nominate you to do this every 10 pages or so.

[mrsmaalox]

Thanks alot! And I thought you were some one I could trust :dramaquee

Okay sweetie, I'm sorry. But let's don't fight the twins okay? I don't like jello!
:lol

[marini martini]

Okay sweetie, I'm sorry. But let's don't fight the twins okay? I don't like jello!
:lol

I guess I'm going to have to put my big girl panties on & deal with it

P.S. I do love jello...................shots :toast

[marini martini]

Double-dick twins?



Priceless :lmao :lmao :lmao

[marini martini]

Okay sweetie, I'm sorry. But let's don't fight the twins okay? I don't like jello!
:lol

Hey if we did, our team would be named the Cougars

& their's the Double Dicked Twins

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

-CF is staying in a apt. in New York that has weather-stripping problems
I think that caulk is the source of the problem, actually.

[florige]

Dude that's perfect! I nominate you to do this every 10 pages or so.


Yeah I agree that was cool. A small recap for the ones who might have missed the last couple of sessions...

[mrsmaalox]

Hey if we did, our team would be named the Cougars

& their's the Double Dicked Twins

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Good one! We can dress like "disco queens" and they'll just wear their mullets!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

O.J. Simpson is back in custody!
Asshole violated bail!!!
:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Good one! We can dress like "disco queens" and they'll just wear their mullets!!
Mullet??

Did you not see the pictures I posted of the shoes I just bought?

One just simply does not wear a mullet with a fabulous pair of Christian Louboutain heels. :dramaquee

[mrsmaalox]

O.J. Simpson is back in custody!
Asshole violated bail!!!
:lmao

True sociopath. What a jerk!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm glad I'm not the only one utterly annoyed with Tums and the drunk broad.

[Melmart1]

I think everyone in here is annoyed with them. Unfortunately, they don't have enough pride to leave from where they are not wanted.

[midgetonadonkey]

Too bad Kori couldn't make me Quattro moderator like I asked.

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/12_03_07_holidaygift_idea/images/main_image_left.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

That tongue vibe looks better than others I have seen. I saw one that straps around the ears. It looked really strange.

[Melmart1]

That tongue vibe looks better than others I have seen. I saw one that straps around the ears. It looked really strange.
I have seen a dildo that strapped around the ears, so you can eat a girl out and fuck her ass at the same time.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have seen a dildo that strapped around the ears, so you can eat a girl out and fuck her ass at the same time.

How did you like it?

[Melmart1]

How did you like it?
:lol I shoulda foreseen you saying that.

[CuckingFunt]

I have seen a dildo that strapped around the ears, so you can eat a girl out and fuck her ass at the same time.
I've seen those before.

I just don't think I could possibly be turned on by seeing a chick with a cock coming out of her chin. I'd be too busy laughing.

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you or have you ever taken a dildo in the ass?

[midgetonadonkey]

A doctor once stuck his finger in my ass to check my prostate because I was peeing a lot.

It was uncomfortable to say the least.

[Melmart1]

A doctor once stuck his finger in my ass to check my prostate because I was peeing a lot.

It was uncomfortable to say the least.
What if it was a hot nurse, like in Road Trip?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Would you or have you ever taken a dildo in the ass?
This is turning into the Quattro equivalent of the McCarthy hearings.

[midgetonadonkey]

What if it was a hot nurse, like in Road Trip?

Hell no. I still wouldn't dig it.

[1369]

This is turning into the Quattro equivalent of the McCarthy hearings.

Then Midge must be Roy Cohn.

[CuckingFunt]

Would you or have you ever taken a dildo in the ass?
I find it alarming that you've asked this question so many times.

[Silver21_Black20]

Finally caught up. I've missed so much. I quit my job just so I can keep up with the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Sandra should join the Jell-O team with Mel and I.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Sandra should join the Jell-O team with Mel and I.

:tu

[Silver21_Black20]

:tu

Not surprised by this . . . you do want me to hook up with a hot chick.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I think Sandra should join the Jell-O team with Mel and I.
Just when I thought Bill Cosby couldn't be topped as a spokesperson...

[peewee's lovechild]

Not surprised by this . . . you do want me to hook up with a hot chick.

More than one hot chick would be better.

They have to be hot, though.
So, pictures have to be submitted and there has to be a panel to decide who the lucky 3 will be.

[peewee's lovechild]

My morning wood has become late afternoon/early evening wood.

My sleeping patterns are way off.

[CuckingFunt]

Some of my posts from today weren't made by me.

I should give them a quick read through and figure out which ones I want to take credit for.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Some of my posts from today weren't made by me.

I should give them a quick read through and figure out which ones I want to take credit for.

That had to be interesting, to say the least.

[ShoogarBear]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8199/91981518mj6.jpg

and

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3240/indexyi8.jpg

Drooooooooooooooooooool.If you're going to do this shit, at least post pictures of yourself wearing them.

[ShoogarBear]

Was the good news that someone found your other shoe?:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Someone enlighten me, what age is a woman considered a cougar?I'd say at least fifty. Forty, though, if she actually has whiskers.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm saddened that we're on a new page. I liked scrolling by those shoes every time I opened the thread.If you put your settings at 40 posts per page, this would have been less of a problem.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm gone for a few weeks and come back to a fucking fashion thread?? All of this and coming from the person who said I bring nothing to this thread.......FUCK THAT. Hey Midge can you teach me how to write a "im quitting the quattro" letter?:lol That was pretty good.

[ShoogarBear]

Why don't you fuck off and die Wilson!!!!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Okay, this came one minute after the Wilson post.

Conclusion: Wilson is a whottt troll.

[CuckingFunt]

I soooooooooo almost just got caught doing something I wouldn't want to have been caught doing.

[ShoogarBear]

Let's review:

-we are ALL in agreement that watching Mel and CF wrestle in Jell-o has "good idea" written all over it,

-we are all in agreement that moroni and Immodium are worthless and annoying and should fuck off and die; we don't particularly care in which order these things happen,

-ashbeeigh is STILL a stupid attention-needing twat who is jealous that another woman has dirtier feet than she does now,

-RashoFan wears some hideous-ass pajamas,

-to21 is a male.....allegedly,

-ATRAIN still wants to fight midge,

-ATRAIN has also apparently welched on his bet with peewee,

-peewee has been functioning on little or no sleep since the birth of his daughter,

-CF is staying in a apt. in New York that has weather-stripping problems,

-and ORION STILL hasn't taken pix of all the boobage at his work that he boasts about.Pretty good day in the Quattro.

[ShoogarBear]

I soooooooooo almost just got caught doing something I wouldn't want to have been caught doing.Ah-ha! You must have kept my PMs. :smokin

[CuckingFunt]

Ah-ha! You must have kept my PMs. :smokin
That's not what I almost got caught doing.

[ShoogarBear]

Not surprised by this . . . you do want me to hook up with a hot chick.It would give you the chance to finally have an orgasm.

[ShoogarBear]

That's not what I almost got caught doing.Well, I'm sure my PMs were helping you to do it. :smokin:smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

It would give you the chance to finally have an orgasm.

That's not true.

[ShoogarBear]

That's not true.I knew you wouldn't be able to let that alone. :lol

But that's a Horry For 3-level comeback.

[midgetonadonkey]

asshole. :smokin

-horry

[Silver21_Black20]

It would give you the chance to finally have an orgasm.

Hmmm . . .

[Melmart1]

I'll give her an orgasm!

[midgetonadonkey]

Can I watch?

[peewee's lovechild]

If you're going to do this shit, at least post pictures of yourself wearing them.

This is a very good idea.

[Melmart1]

Can I watch?
Why, to pick up pointers? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn you Melmart.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's it. I quit the Quattro.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's it. I quit the Quattro.

I liked it better when you delivered prepared speeches.

[peewee's lovechild]

You were like Barak Obama.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bill Clinton, even.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why, to pick up pointers? :lol

Buuuuuurn!!!

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Why, to pick up pointers? :lolI'm sure he'll get a pointer watching that.

[ShoogarBear]

We should have a vBookie on when peewee's daughter says her first curse word.

[Melmart1]

If Sandra and I made a tape of our orgasmic encounter and Midge watched it, would it be considered an instructional video?

[ShoogarBear]

If Sandra and I made a tape of our orgasmic encounter and Midge watched it, would it be considered an instructional video?No, you would need to have a trained professional narration. :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

We should have a vBookie on when peewee's daughter says her first curse word.

I think she already said "shit", but it may have been a sneeze.
She's a sneaky one, that one.

[midgetonadonkey]

You were like Barak Obama.

I'd rather be like Hillary.

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack Hates Rush Hour on 410
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/poster003.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd rather be like Hillary.

Well, you already have the dried up prune that goes by as a vagina.

[samikeyp]

p-dub....did you show mrsmaalox your pinga? She was asking about it earlier.

[peewee's lovechild]

SilBlack Hates Rush Hour on 410
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/poster003.jpg


This explains why she's never "satisfied" with Midge.

You'd need like a 10 ft cock to tackle that one.

[peewee's lovechild]

p-dub....did you show mrsmaalox your pinga? She was asking about it earlier.

Nah, that's reserved for special occasions.

[samikeyp]

If Sandra and I made a tape of our orgasmic encounter and Midge watched it, would it be considered an instructional video?

It definitely would be must see TV. :)

[timvp]

I remember a time when the Quattro was a meaner place. Now it's like the internet version of a Lifetime movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

I remember a time when the Quattro was a meaner place. Now it's like the internet version of a Lifetime movie.

Can I be the guy who beats the shit out if his woman only to be bested by her and a group of her friends at the end?

[ShoogarBear]

I remember a time when the Quattro was a meaner place. Now it's like the internet version of a Lifetime movie.It's all these dames.

[CuckingFunt]

No, you would need to have a trained professional narration. :eyebrows
Good idea.

I have a fantastic voice.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck, I finally reached 10,000 posts and I didn't get any boobage that's supposed to come with it.

I'm disappointed.

[ShoogarBear]

Good idea.

I have a fantastic voice.But it's a girl's voice. No one would believe you are a professional educator.

However, we can use you as the training model.

[CuckingFunt]

But it's a girl's voice. No one would believe you are a trained professional.
Men don't have the right purr for the job.

[mrsmaalox]

p-dub....did you show mrsmaalox your pinga? She was asking about it earlier.

You are SO full of shit...

[peewee's lovechild]

Men don't have the right purr for the job.

I just picutred a National Geographic version with Richard Harris narrating.

Fuck, it's funny as hell.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are SO full of shit...

You could've just asked me personally.

For a small fee, I'd do it.

[Melmart1]

Mmmm, ice cream is gooood.

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmm, ice cream is gooood.
Yes. Yes it is.

I had gelato today that rocked my socks off.

[ShoogarBear]

I just picutred a National Geographic version with Richard Harris narrating.

Fuck, it's funny as hell.By popular demand we made this vid here
SilBlack and Mel will do it very hot
We maxmize the setting on the zoom here
They comealot

[peewee's lovechild]

By popular demand we made vid here
SilBlack and Mel will do it very hot
We maxmize the setting on the zoom here
They comealot

The female known as SilBlack relaxes gently as the female known as Mel uses some plastic contraptions to stimulate the aforementioned females labias.

This is done to further arouse the female. Though this ritual is counter productive to basic human reproduction, it is nevertheless and enjoyable activity for the two female specimens.

[CuckingFunt]

That's nerd-tastic.

[mrsmaalox]

You could've just asked me personally.

For a small fee, I'd do it.

Well unfortunately, I just ran out of pesos.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't think that midge can take it
Cause SilBlack and Mel will make it
And she'll never want that tiny rod again
Oh, nooooooo

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Have the chicks in here still not posted pics of their boobs

[ShoogarBear]

Sorry, whenever I think of Richard Harris, I think of his silly songs.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think that midge can take it
Cause SilBlack and Mel will make it
And she'll never want that tiny rod again
Oh, nooooooo
References to MacArthur Park always get a :tu

[Celeb. Junkie]

By popular demand we made this vid here
SilBlack and Mel will do it very hot
We maxmize the setting on the zoom here
They comealot

I think you mean Cumalot!

[CuckingFunt]

Have the chicks in here still not posted pics of their boobs
Not tonight.

[ShoogarBear]

I think you mean Cumalot!Richard Harris is a respected Shakesperean actor. He would never say "cum".

[ShoogarBear]

References to MacArthur Park always get a :tuThat song might have the dumbest lyrics of all time.

Good tune, though.

[florige]

Not tonight.



Feel free to start the party Funt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Richard Harris is a respected Shakesperean actor. He would never say "cum".

This is true.

But, it would still be funny and cool as hell to have him narrate the SilBlack-Melmart cumfest.

Dude, I can't stop laughing at this. I have that fuckers voice in my head doing the blow by blow on the lesbian action.

Fuck, that's funny.

[CuckingFunt]

Richard Harris is a respected Shakesperean actor. He would never say "cum".
I remember when I was younger and the internets were still new, I decided to be naughty and do a search (I think using MetaCrawler as the engine of choice) for the word "cum."

Imagine my disappointment upon discovering that all it took me to was a bunch of sites offering advice on graduating with magna cum laude or summa cum laude honors.

[ShoogarBear]

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[ShoogarBear]

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[ShoogarBear]

Youtube rocks!

[Celeb. Junkie]

I remember when I was younger and the internets were still new, I decided to be naughty and do a search (I think using MetaCrawler as the engine of choice) for the word "cum."

Imagine my disappointment upon discovering that all it took me to was a bunch of sites offering advice on graduating with magna cum laude or summa cum laude honors.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

That's funny, Shoog.

[Melmart1]

Sorry, whenever I think of Richard Harris, I think of his silly songs.
Bullshit! You were going full-out Donna Summers disco when you typed that.

[ShoogarBear]

OMG, peewee/CF!

Must See:
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[CuckingFunt]

What is it about not being able to have sex that makes me want to fuck?

[CuckingFunt]

I think my fondness for the word "cunt" is a sign that I was British in a past life.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm starting to think that Alec Guiness would be a better choice to narrate the lesbian cumfest.

[ShoogarBear]

Bullshit! You were going full-out Donna Summers disco when you typed that.Donna Summer Roolz!!!!

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[peewee's lovechild]

He could do it as the "Fagin" character from Oliver Twist.

[CuckingFunt]

I still think that having a man involved with the lesbian cumfest in any way is a horrible idea.

[Melmart1]

I still think that having a man involved with the lesbian cumfest in any way is a horrible idea.
I agree

[ShoogarBear]

I would hope that if Richard Harris narrated the Mel/SilBlack vid, there would be no reference to "sweet green" anything "flowing down".

[peewee's lovechild]

OMG, peewee/CF!

Must See:
wWYBxCrK8Jc

That's fucking perfect!!!

What movie is this from??

I wonder if Alec Guiness ever used the word "cunt".

[peewee's lovechild]

I think my fondness for the word "cunt" is a sign that I was British in a past life.

I'm not anywhere near being British and I use the word "cunt" quite a bit.

[CuckingFunt]

That's fucking perfect!!!

What movie is this from??

I wonder if Alec Guiness ever used the word "cunt".
It's not that big of a deal in the UK, so I'm sure he has.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not that big of a deal in the UK, so I'm sure he has.

But, old Alec was very proper.

He was very Edwardian.
I doubt he said "cunt" ever in his life.

[ShoogarBear]

That's fucking perfect!!!

What movie is this from??

I wonder if Alec Guiness ever used the word "cunt".Apparently it's from some student film by a fledgling director he did for free back in the 90s.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bill Maher is back tonight!

[peewee's lovechild]

It starts in one minute.

[mrsmaalox]

Was Bill Maher gone because of the strike or was he just on "hiatus"?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm about to watch 1987's Less Than Zero. I got it on netflix simply because it was based on a book by Ellis. Not timvp, he only writes books about three point shooting. But the Ellis that wrote American Psycho.
Anyone see it? Did you like it?

[Celeb. Junkie]

Oh, finally the WeePee goes to sleep! Or not! He'll be a fuckin' bitch in a few!

[timvp]

I'm rich, b!tch. Get used of it.

I need to listen to that song again. Best line ever.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

at first glance, Less Than Zero is the artistic equivalent of that Bill Murray movie Where the Buffalo Roam

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, finally the WeePee goes to sleep! Or not! He'll be a fuckin' bitch in a few!

Celeb. Junkie: are you.....Marini?!?!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I need to listen to that song again. Best line ever.

Remember the opening skit to that one track where Silkk is being promoted as a main man in an Italian mafia and the godfather asks Silkk to tell him his story before he promotes him?

"said i wasn't gon'mount ta nuthin, so startin slangin' some 'caine.."

i liked that line myself

[Celeb. Junkie]

Celeb. Junkie: are you.....Marini?!?!
No. Who's marini? R U Melfart???

[timvp]

Remember the opening skit to that one track where Silkk is being promoted as a main man in an Italian mafia and the godfather asks Silkk to tell him his story before he promotes him?

"said i wasn't gon'mount ta nuthin, so startin slangin' some 'caine.."

i liked that line myselfYeah Silkk in his skits was always funny. Even the end of It Ain't My Fault (Did I Do Dat) Remix.

Who told ya.

It was ya partnah, partnah.

Silkk's flow even when he talked was so off beat it made him in legend.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm about to watch 1987's Less Than Zero. I got it on netflix simply because it was based on a book by Ellis. Not timvp, he only writes books about three point shooting. But the Ellis that wrote American Psycho.
Anyone see it? Did you like it?That's the one with Michael J. Fox, right? I saw it a loooooong time ago. 's okay.

[mrsmaalox]

No. Who's marini? R U Melfart???

I don't know anyone named Melfart; but I do know someone named Marini; she's a big hearted, fun loving gal!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Can you imagine P, C-murder, and Silkk all sitting in the studio before the first TRU album, smoking a blunt, and thinking about what they were going to do?

I bet P was like "Well silkk, you're easily the shittest rapper out of all of us, but we can use that to our advantage.....we can make a quick delay of everything you say, to make you sound like a bad ass"
and the shocker was born

[Cant_Be_Faded]

That's the one with Michael J. Fox, right? I saw it a loooooong time ago. 's okay.

andrew mccarthy, and robert downey jr. It also has Jami Gertz, the chick who played Star in Lost Boys.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, fuck. Mark Cuban is on Maher.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, fuck. Mark Cuban is on Maher.

I kinda likeMark Cuban---he's such a pompous ass. But he sure does love his team! And his dancing's not bad.

[ShoogarBear]

andrew mccarthy, and robert downey jr. It also has Jami Gertz, the chick who played Star in Lost Boys.*checks imdb*

Oh, yeah, MJF was in Bright Lights, Big City.

There was a whole slew of those rich yuppie movies around then. Less Than Zero was the one in LA, I remember now. Saw that, too.

[ShoogarBear]

The Mookie crew should have been around in the 80s. You guys would have gone wild.

[Celeb. Junkie]

I don't know anyone named Melfart; but I do know someone named Marini; she's a big hearted, fun loving gal!

Shure you do, sweetie :toast

[Celeb. Junkie]

I kinda likeMark Cuban---he's such a pompous ass. But he sure does love his team! And his dancing's not bad.


Noooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin' way :toast

[Celeb. Junkie]

Hey, it's kind of fun in here, when the double dick twins are gone!

[Celeb. Junkie]

The Mookie crew should have been around in the 80s. You guys would have gone wild.

So where are they now? Can you bring them back?

[ShoogarBear]

So where are they now? Can you bring them back?I think they're all doing solo acts now. Maybe we can get them back for Live Aid.

[Celeb. Junkie]

I'll kick in a few coins.

[mrsmaalox]

Shure you do, sweetie :toast

You are so lame!! :lol And you dare to accuse me?! Shit!! :lmao I suppose I was the last one, huh?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck.

And this thread was going so well.

[Celeb. Junkie]

[QUOTE=mrsmaalox]You are so lame!! :lol And you dare to accuse me?! Shit!! :lmao I suppose I was the last one, huh?[/QUOTE

No Hon, you are actually my numero UNO. First, last & always will be :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Hey, it's kind of fun in here, when the double dick twins are gone!

I suppose. I haven't been able to pay much attention to what's going on in here the last couple of hours because I am sitting here "supervising" a sculpting of a bust of Eva Peron; 6th grade reading project. :sleep

[midgetonadonkey]

Dumb fucking cunts.

[CuckingFunt]

My cousin's husband just came back from a business trip.

They're both accountants and are currently going through a smoochie-face ritual that is a combination of "I missed you" and 1099 details. It's quite odd.

[mrsmaalox]

My cousin's husband just came back from a business trip.

They're both accountants and are currently going through a smoochie-face ritual that is a combination of "I missed you" and 1099 details. It's quite odd.

Now's your chance to jump your boyfriend. While your cousin's busy and all!

[ShoogarBear]

My cousin's husband just came back from a business trip.

They're both accountants and are currently going through a smoochie-face ritual that is a combination of "I missed you" and 1099 details. It's quite odd.1099 is accountant-speak for "lick me all over, you slut"!

[Celeb. Junkie]

I suppose. I haven't been able to pay much attention to what's going on in here the last couple of hours because I am sitting here "supervising" a sculpting of a bust of Eva Peron; 6th grade reading project. :sleep


Eva fucking Peron? My SO fuckt her grand daughter, or was it daughter? Who the fuck cares :toast

[Celeb. Junkie]

Now's your chance to jump your boyfriend. While your cousin's busy and all!


No shit!

[mrsmaalox]

Eva fucking Peron? My SO fuckt her grand daughter, or was it daughter? Who the fuck cares :toast

Wow. Small world.

[Celeb. Junkie]

Dumb fucking cunts.

Shouldn't you be spoonin' Sandra, by now?

[ShoogarBear]

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[ShoogarBear]

Def Comedy Jam and Bernie Mac used to be the shit.

[mrsmaalox]

I think CF followed thru on the suggestion. Boyfriend doesn't know what him! But I'm sure he will be left with a smile and will sleep like a baby tonight. Lucky him...and her. Poor me :depressed

[mrsmaalox]

Def Comedy Jam and Bernie Mac used to be the shit.
Yea, but I just had to shut off the TV real fast when kids walked in! Bummer.

[Celeb. Junkie]

I think CF followed thru on the suggestion. Boyfriend doesn't know what hit him! But I'm sure he will be left with a smile and will sleep like a baby tonight. Lucky him...and her. Poor me :depressed

Awwwww man, I feel your pain

[RashoFan]

That's not what I almost got caught doing.
Sooo...what were you almost caught doing????

[jman3000]

the bitch had no teeth.

:lmao

[Jimmy Craps Corn]

the bitch had no teeth.

:lmao

[Jimmy Craps Corn]

the bitch had no teeth.

:lmao



:sequ :sequ :sequ

[RashoFan]

Mikey....hi!

[Jimmy Craps Corn]

p-dub....did you show mrsmaalox your pinga? She was asking about it earlier.

Thank Boodah, you're still here!

[midgetonadonkey]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[midgetonadonkey]

taint

[mrsmaalox]

Man is it dead in here! Just perfect for a little Mulatu Astatke zombie music:


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[peewee's lovechild]

What the fuck happened to this place?

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

kMdwJG2Gb7o

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

dLLNKpJrHro&feature=related

[mrsmaalox]

Cute video. At first I was thinking "Oh what adorable little animals" :lol

[samikeyp]

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samikeyp, RashoFan+

How you doin'?

[RashoFan]

How you doin'?
Looks like we keep missing each other... :depressed

[mrsmaalox]

Looks like we keep missing each other... :depressed

It's like you guys are playing tag!:lol

[RashoFan]

It's like you guys are playing tag!:lol
Something like that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you all.

[mrsmaalox]

Oooh, cute new angel!

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck you all.

And uncute ol' Rev!

[RashoFan]

Disney Channel is playing the first HP movie...Which Dumbledore was better, #1 or #2???

[midgetonadonkey]

Disney Channel chat? In the Quattro? Fuck you for bring up and Disney Channel shit in here.

No wonder everyone in this thread outside of the retarded old bitches hate you.

[mrsmaalox]

retarded old bitches hate you.

We will speak for ourselves, thank you! Who do you think you are? Our representative?!

[Kori Ellis]

Man, all this sing-song, chit chat, love-dove, Disney crap that goes on in the Quattro these days is sick.

The Quattro used to be for posting random stuff that didn't make much sense anywhere else, now it's just a bunch of hens and Midge in a love fest.

I blame Atl Fan for pulling the pigtails of Cherry. Things went down hill from there.

[Fillmoe]

lol, kori ellis just took a big fat shit all over the quattro

[E20]

Ever since after the 1st quattro ended and I got my razor the quattro thread(s) here on after have sucked some pretty old nasty stinky dirty hairy balls.

[Kori Ellis]

Ever since after the 1st quattro ended and I got my razor the quattro thread(s) here on after have sucked some pretty old nasty stinky dirty hairy balls.

Don't jump on my bandwagon E20. Go try to put your penis in a milk bottle. Use glass instead of plastic so you don't cut yourself.

http://www.freefoto.com/images/09/20/09_20_56---Empty-Milk-Bottles_web.jpg

[Fillmoe]

kori ellis went www.salsasnack.com all over the quattro

[CuckingFunt]

Reverend Midge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7128qEAUeOA).

[Fillmoe]

lol

"IM THUDDY SIX"

*puts six fingers in air

[CuckingFunt]

God bless YouTube.

And God bless public access television (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjbtnMz6eQw).

[Fillmoe]

not as funny as.....

ssMdjvcQe38

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck you all.

Smoke crack and worship Satan.

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/aug_news/images/top_graphic.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

God bless YouTube.

And God bless public access television (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjbtnMz6eQw).

WTF!!!? Marini, RashoFan, and I NEVER gave anyone permission to use video of our act for ANY reason!!! CuckingFunt, you will cease to use any more of it; our attorney has been notified!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Things have gone real bad, real fast around here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Disney.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck.

[Melmart1]

Things have gone real bad, real fast around here.
Then contribute, or shut the fuck up. People who complain without any suggestions as to an alternative are nothing but whiney bitches.

[ashbeeigh]

I am not even going to go far enough back to read the Disney Channel chat. I'm not even that gay.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I am not even going to go far enough back to read the Disney Channel chat. I'm not even that gay.

Stop being so modest.
Of COURSE you are!

[NorCal510]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7039/longcatdu1.jpg

[samikeyp]

I am not even going to go far enough back to read the Disney Channel chat. I'm not even that gay.

So exactly how gay are you?

[RashoFan]

Fine, no more HP talk.
ConAir is a bad azz movie.

[Melmart1]

Fine, no more HP talk.
ConAir is a bad azz movie.
ConAir is one of the worst movies ever made.

[florige]

ConAir is one of the worst movies ever made.



I thought it was ok. Could have been alot better had it not been for Nic Cage's awful southern boy accent.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I saw that in the theatre when it first came out. It was an enjoyable popcorn movie on the big screen but when I watch it now I'm more inclined to agree with Melmart. My biggest problem is that the "small" stash of guns in the plane for the guards is somehow big enough to arm a plane full of criminals.

[FromWayDowntown]

I was too busy feeling up a date when I saw ConAir in the theater.

Or wait, was that Face Off?

I can't keep all the Nicolas Cage movies straight anymore.

[ShoogarBear]

Now, Face Off was a damn good movie.

[FromWayDowntown]

I also can't keep straight all of the movies that I spent feeling up my dates.

Sigh. So much time wasted seeing movies twice.

[Melmart1]

Face/Off was a good movie. And stop seeing movies twice, just feel your date up in the car beforehand then you will never make it to the movie and won't waste any time.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and my biggest problem with ConAir is that gawd awful accent of Nicolas Cage's.

[The Moon]

I'm hanging low tonight.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

New eps of "Squidbillies" AND "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" next Sunday night!!!!

[FromWayDowntown]

New eps of "Squidbillies" AND "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" next Sunday night!!!!

ATHF kills me. The opening of that movie -- when I wasn't feeling up a date -- nearly made me piss my pants.

[FromWayDowntown]

Face/Off was a good movie. And stop seeing movies twice, just feel your date up in the car beforehand then you will never make it to the movie and won't waste any time.

Somehow, I think my line is "Want to go to the movies?"

[Melmart1]

Somehow, I think my line is "Want to go to the movies?"
You need new material. And a new avatar. That one creeps me out bigtime.

[mrsmaalox]

Someone post something so we can get to the next page. That long thing is annoying!

[mrsmaalox]

Okay then I'll think of something........Hmmm, don't you just love it when you log in and have a bunch of PMs waiting?

[RashoFan]

Fine, no more HP talk.
ConAir is a bad azz movie.
I thought John Malkovich definately plays the villian type roles well and I am a fan of John Cusack.
Perhaps,ConAir is a movie that I like to watch and it is good. I may have to adjust my perspective on what is considered a bad azz movie...How about....hmmmmm....well shit.... :depressed
Fuck it... I like what I like...PeeWee, I need a Shiner. :drunk

[RashoFan]

I liked the Transformers movie. The fx in the movie was cool...

[mrsmaalox]

:fight Here's one for you RashoF :p:

[RashoFan]

Mel, what is a bad azz movie???

[RashoFan]

:fight Here's one for you RashoF :p:

:wtf

[Melmart1]

Mel, what is a bad azz movie???
If I have to tell you, you will never understand.

[Melmart1]

And try thinking for yourself, anyways. Geez. :rolleyes

[RashoFan]

The Bone Collector is a good movie. Not quite bad azz, but good.

[mrsmaalox]

:wtf

It's the only "shiner" I could find! Yea I know it's lame.....

[RashoFan]

If I have to tell you, you will never understand.
Sorry, I met which movies are bad azz in your opinion....I haven't seen Face Off, I should see it, since I have heard a few people say it is good.

[mrsmaalox]

I think "The Shining" is bad azz. Still the scariest movie I've ever seen.

[RashoFan]

It's the only "shiner" I could find! Yea I know it's lame.....
Bwaha....thanks for trying... :oops

[RashoFan]

I would consider Pulp Fiction a bad azz movie and perhaps Sin City.

[mrsmaalox]

I think most people only consider movies bad azz if they have alot of action and blood. Like those Kill Bill ones. I wouldn't know, those aren't really my thing.

[Melmart1]

I've never seen Sin City. I have no inclination to see it, either.

[mrsmaalox]

Yea I was thinking that Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs are probably the only bad azz movies I like

[Melmart1]

A bad azz movie is one that kept my attention and moved me, whether good or bad. Therefore, what qualifies as a bad azz movie is completely subjective and different to everyone.

[RashoFan]

Damn it Mel, WTF movies do you like?

[mrsmaalox]

That's a good definition. I suppose people will want to kill me if I say Bridget Jones' Diary is bad azz!

[RashoFan]

never saw Resevior Dogs...how was it?

[RashoFan]

I finally saw GrindHouse/planet terror....it was alright...lotta shit and zombies or whatever the hell they were get blown up.

[ShoogarBear]

Here's Mel's idea of a bad azz movie:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000A0GXRO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

never saw Resevior Dogs...how was it?
You should rent it

[mrsmaalox]

Here's Mel's idea of a bad azz movie:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000A0GXRO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

No, it's original British one about soccer with Colin Firth that's the bad azz one!

[RashoFan]

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Maalox, would you kindly PM Kori and ask her to put something under your username. I am tired of seeing your name in green.

[RashoFan]

Ok, I'll probably DL Resevoir Dogs.
Fever Pitch???? Shoog....:dizzy