Free Quattro Razor (13)

[florige]

Just go online click the stuff you need, pick a delivery time and voila! Groceries!


So I guess thats what those little mini Giants trucks I see riding around are for then huh?

[CuckingFunt]

I have to go back to school on Tuesday.

I've been enjoying my time off.

[CuckingFunt]

well... off to a trap. i'm so stupid.
Valley girl, or orgasmic sheets?

[florige]

I have to go back to school on Tuesday.

I've been enjoying my time off.


Are you doing anything special for MLK day?

[mrsmaalox]

I think he is busy with work. I told him to come back too.

Nah, he has bunch of other boards he hangs out at lately; I'm not sure he's ever really busy at work!

[mrsmaalox]

Valley girl, or orgasmic sheets?

Umm, don't forget "hairy ass".

[jman3000]

orgasmic sheets.

she made a cookie cake.

i'm a slut for cookie cakes. i mean... it's a fucking cookie, but thicker and bigger.

ice cream cake is number one though... but if there was an ice cream cookie cake... i'd nut.

[peewee's lovechild]

My mom had to wait in the cheese lines for a while when I was a kid.

My parents refused to do that shit.
It was a point in pride.

But, I would always pass buy cheese and dry milk lines when I was a kid in the old barrio.

It was usually churches, there's one on ever corner, that handed out that stuff. I always wondered what the cheese tasted like. The dry milk never interested me. It still doesn't.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you doing anything special for MLK day?
Probably just enjoy my last day of lazy.

People will be back in town by then (this place is like a ghost town until the students come back), so I might try to go out.

[jman3000]

Umm, don't forget "hairy ass".
hairy ass was just a possibility that i never went after. funny thing is... i realized i thought she was hot because she had a perfect rack... and her face was pretty bad... i'd sadly say that her bad face was a bigger variable here than her hairy ass.

sigh.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's up to you then to change the trend in here then playa!! I just hate when you guys start talking about rock bands from the 70's... :lol

Fuck that.
I was told I was being "rude".

This place has become so hardcore around here.
:rolleyes

As for the 70s rock bands, you suck ass if you don't dig them.

[CuckingFunt]

My parents refused to do that shit.
It was a point in pride.
Yeah, well, my mom was proud to be able to feed her kid.


But, I would always pass buy cheese and dry milk lines when I was a kid in the old barrio.

It was usually churches, there's one on ever corner, that handed out that stuff. I always wondered what the cheese tasted like. The dry milk never interested me. It still doesn't.
It tasted nasty.

Very, very nasty.

[peewee's lovechild]

i'm so stupid.

It's hard to disagree.

Just jump on back of the fat chick and enjoy the ride.

[mrsmaalox]

orgasmic sheets.

she made a cookie cake.

i'm a slut for cookie cakes. i mean... it's a fucking cookie, but thicker and bigger.

ice cream cake is number one though... but if there was an ice cream cookie cake... i'd nut.

A cookie cake is all it takes? You are pretty low maintenence.

[CuckingFunt]

but if there was an ice cream cookie cake... i'd nut.
Such a thing exists. I've had it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, well, my mom was proud to be able to feed her kid.



My dad was proud to have worked three jobs to do the same.




It tasted nasty.

Very, very nasty.


Well, I'm glad I was spared then.

[florige]

Fuck that.
I was told I was being "rude".

This place has become so hardcore around here.
:rolleyes

As for the 70s rock bands, you suck ass if you don't dig them.


It's not that I don't dig them, it's just that I don't know any of them.

[jman3000]

Such a thing exists. I've had it.
what a bitch.

[jman3000]

A cookie cake is all it takes? You are pretty low maintenence.
yeah :(

[marini martini]

I'm a copper in Baltimore. Who told you I drank Tequila??

I don't drink beer, am partial to tequilla :toast

[florige]

orgasmic sheets.

she made a cookie cake.

i'm a slut for cookie cakes. i mean... it's a fucking cookie, but thicker and bigger.

ice cream cake is number one though... but if there was an ice cream cookie cake... i'd nut.


You don't have Carvel's over there? They specialize in ice cream cakes...

[florige]

I don't drink beer, am partial to tequilla :toast


You have a good memory... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck that.
I was told I was being "rude".

This place has become so hardcore around here.
:rolleyes

As for the 70s rock bands, you suck ass if you don't dig them.

You guys are such big babies! You get all hurt for being called rude; A won't show cuz he was told he doesn't contribute......Shit I get called all sorts of shit all the time! Just repeat the mantra "It'sthe Quattro" at least that's the excuse I always hear!!

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not that I don't dig them, it's just that I don't know any of them.

You have lived a sheltered life.

I feel sorry for you.
I will ask The Revered to pray for your soul.

But, he might be busy banging SilBlack right now.
I'll ask him to do it tomorrow.

[jman3000]

:pctoss

wtf?

the only ones i ever see are at dairy queen... but i dont wanna look like a fat ass and get one by myself... and it's kinda odd to get one with friends because they're like "wtf dude... youre getting an icecream cake... why?"

i just have to roll the dice and hope that one of my relatives or somebody gets one for their birthday.

[CuckingFunt]

My dad was proud to have worked three jobs to do the same.
My mom had to go out on disability for carpal tunnel and wasn't allowed to work because then she would have been accused of making a fraudulent claim. She eventually went back to school and graduated with honors from USC.

Perhaps you shouldn't make assumptions.

[peewee's lovechild]

You guys are such big babies! You get all hurt for being called rude; A won't show cuz he was told he doesn't contribute......Shit I get called all sorts of shit all the time! Just repeat the mantra "It'sthe Quattro" at least that's the excuse I always hear!!

I don't know how to respond to this post.

My feelings are hurt.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sorry that was very rude of me.

I should have asked forgiveness for slighting you so.

[mrsmaalox]

:pctoss

wtf?

the only ones i ever see are at dairy queen... but i dont wanna look like a fat ass and get one by myself... and it's kinda odd to get one with friends because they're like "wtf dude... youre getting an icecream cake... why?"

i just have to roll the dice and hope that one of my relatives or somebody gets one for their birthday.

What about Baskin-Robbins? I've seen some pretty small ones there; much better than DQ!

[jman3000]

ive never understood the whole "it's the quattro" thing... like it's a place where nothing said is really meant.

ive meant everything ive ever said in this here damned thread.

[CuckingFunt]

:pctoss

wtf?

the only ones i ever see are at dairy queen... but i dont wanna look like a fat ass and get one by myself... and it's kinda odd to get one with friends because they're like "wtf dude... youre getting an icecream cake... why?"

i just have to roll the dice and hope that one of my relatives or somebody gets one for their birthday.
You won't look like a fat ass unless your ass is fat.

Dummy.

[jman3000]

ok... i have man whoring to get to.

[florige]

You have lived a sheltered life.

I feel sorry for you.
I will ask The Revered to pray for your soul.

But, he might be busy banging SilBlack right now.
I'll ask him to do it tomorrow.


Remember my upbringing dude when 70's rock was still in... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sorry that was very rude of me.

I should have asked forgiveness for slighting you so.

That's more like it! No it's just that if I ever bitch about someone not being "pleasant", I get the "But this is the Quattro" BS!

[peewee's lovechild]

My mom had to go out on disability for carpal tunnel and wasn't allowed to work because then she would have been accused of making a fraudulent claim. She eventually went back to school and graduated with honors from USC.

Perhaps you shouldn't make assumptions.

My mom is diabetic and my grandmother has had arthritis since before I was born. We used to travel up to outside Corpus Christi and pick cotton for 10 hours a day. They never complained.

I did, it sucked.

Then, we'd go east and pick tomatoes in Georgia and cucumbers and okra in Alabama. Don't go to Alabama. When we got older, we would travel to Indiana to pick apples. Not as fun as you think.

We never hit the cheese line.

[florige]

What about Baskin-Robbins? I've seen some pretty small ones there; much better than DQ!


I've also seen them in supermarkets too in the bakery section. They aren;t that hard to find the small ones...

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember my upbringing dude when 70's rock was still in... :lol

Dude, remember mine??

I still managed to rock out.
I was a rebel at a very young age.

Fuck, I didn't even want to fertilize the egg until some other sperm pushed me into it.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's more like it! No it's just that if I ever bitch about someone not being "pleasant", I get the "But this is the Quattro" BS!

You're making my arguement for me.

You've been haging with Marini too much.

Get off the sauce.

[marini martini]

You have a good memory... :lol
Did ya hear that, EVERYONE????????????

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sorry that was quite unnecessary and out of line.

My rudeness knows no bounds.

I should have said that I appreciate you empathizing with me no matter if you weren't quite sure where I was coming from.

[CuckingFunt]

]Did ya hear that, EVERYONE????????????
No.

My computer doesn't usually talk to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did ya hear that, EVERYONE????????????

It's called drunken recall you dizzy dame.

[florige]

Dude, remember mine??

I still managed to rock out.
I was a rebel at a very young age.

Fuck, I didn't even want to fertilize the egg until some other sperm pushed me into it.



I didn't become a rebel until things started to suck unfortunately... :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

You're making my arguement for me.

You've been haging with Marini too much.

Get off the sauce.

I have had ONE Corona light tonight---hardly the sauce.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've also seen them in supermarkets too in the bakery section. They aren;t that hard to find the small ones...

Sam's Club sells them too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have had ONE Corona light tonight---hardly the sauce.

Apparently, one's more than enough.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't become a rebel until things started to suck unfortunately... :rolleyes

I was.

I was the kid who kissed a girl on the platform before service.
It was fun, but my dad spanked my ass right then and there for all to see.

Everyone then knew that the minister's son would soon grow to be a perv.

[mrsmaalox]

I was.

I was the kid who kissed a girl on the platform before service.
It was fun, but my dad spanked my ass right then and there for all to see.

Everyone then knew that the minister's son would soon grow to be a perv.

Downright scandalous! Were you a kid or was it just recently?

[florige]

I was.

I was the kid who kissed a girl on the platform before service.
It was fun, but my dad spanked my ass right then and there for all to see.

Everyone then knew that the minister's son would soon grow to be a perv.



:lol

[CuckingFunt]

All the talk of ice cream cake makes me wish I had some ice cream. I should have gone shopping today.

[marini martini]

Downright scandalous! Were you a kid or was it just recently? :lmao :lmao :lmao

This past Sunday, at the Kid's baptism :toast

[mrsmaalox]

SHIT I am freezing! I do believe I will go get back under the covers; the Colonel generates some major body heat. Maybe I will stick my feet right on his back!! Ha! :devil

[marini martini]

SHIT I am freezing! I do believe I will go get back under the covers; the Colonel generates some major body heat. Maybe I will stick my feet right on his back!! Ha! :devil

Wait, I missed something! Who's the Colonel?????????

[mrsmaalox]

Wait, I missed something! Who's the Colonel?????????

My husband, silly! He's here for the long weekend. So far we went out for a nice lunch,did some good shopping ( I forgot how difficult it is to buy slacks for a man who is 6'4"), watched a movie, and "snuggled" real good! I think it will be a good visit!

[marini martini]

Your husb. is a Colonel??? Shit, fck the sheittt out of him this weekkkkend! Have fun & call me Tues :toast

You really do rock :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Your husb. is a Colonel??? Shit, fck the sheittt out of him this weekkkkend! Have fun & call me Tues :toast

You really do rock :lol

Yes he is; okay I will; okay; okay; Thanks! :)

[Melmart1]

All the talk of ice cream cake makes me wish I had some ice cream. I should have gone shopping today.
I have ice cream! I just got back with some ... yummm

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is it wrong that I'm drinking to celebrate the death of Georgia Frontierre!?!?
Eh, fuck it.
I don't give a shit.
Greedy cunt!

[Melmart1]

Is it wrong that I'm drinking to celebrate the death of Georgia Frontierre!?!?
Eh, fuck it.
I don't give a shit.
Greedy cunt!
The death of who? And what's your poison tonight?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The death of who?

The owner of the St. Louis Rams.


And what's your poison tonight?

Beer.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/817586~Blood-Alcohol-Posters.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://webpages.charter.net/icorps/ics/0496.jpg

[Melmart1]

The owner of the St. Louis Rams.



Beer.
What kind of beer?

[Melmart1]

http://webpages.charter.net/icorps/ics/0496.jpg
Call me crazy but I like the original better.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What kind of beer?

MGD.
Had to settle.
Normally I'd go for some Canadian beer, but the store was closed by the time I got there.

[Melmart1]

I have some Scottish beer in the fridge but its a little late to start drinking now. So I will maybe imbibe tomorrow.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.bostonblueyes.com/blog/crab_special.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Too late to start drinking? Isn't that what Saturdays were designed for? To sleep it off?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://webpages.charter.net/icorps/ics/0386.gif

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc166/Irish_Knight/castaway-needs-weed.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg279/aetwinkie/TheMorningAfter.gif

[RashoFan]

It's not that I don't dig them, it's just that I don't know any of them.
How old are you Flo?? 22, 24?

[midgetonadonkey]

I love the I.R.S.

[ShoogarBear]

ok... i have man whoring to get to.Crap, how do I not put that in my sig?

[CuckingFunt]

I love the I.R.S.
My feelings toward the IRS this year are yet to be determined.

[Melmart1]

Fuck the IRS. Self-employment taxes suck.

[CuckingFunt]

I normally hate the IRS. I've never gotten a refund in my life.

I may break even this year, though, which would be a tremendous improvement.

[Melmart1]

I always got refunds before I went freelancer. I never realized at the time that you are basically giving the government a tax-free loan of your own money.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Here's something to help you guys out with your strip club GTG:

http://nudar.nudar.com/

[ShoogarBear]

Mmmmmm . . . sopapillas!

[CuckingFunt]

Went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I'm walking through the aisles, I develop an actual, tangible craving for Top Ramen.

I just had to buy some.

Surely this is a sign of insanity.

[marini martini]

Went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I'm walking through the aisles, I develop an actual, tangible craving for Top Ramen.

I just had to buy some.

Surely this is a sign of insanity.

Yep!

[RashoFan]

You can make a half decent stirfry with the ramen noodles.

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard a bunch of interesting shit tonight. If anyone is curious, PM me. The secrets of spurstalk shall be told.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pictures and other things are involved.

Lame posters be afraid....

lol

hahaha

lmao

rofl


I know!!!

hahahahahahahaha

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm guessing it will be the lame ones that PM you.

[SequSpur]

homos

[I.R.S.]

Fuck the IRS. Self-employment taxes suck.

You are no different. Pay up or shut up!

[CuckingFunt]

Pictures and other things are involved.

Lame posters be afraid....

lol

hahaha

lmao

rofl


I know!!!

hahahahahahahaha
Did peewee show you maalox's labia?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know what inspired my mother to call me at 8:00 on a Sunday morning, but she won't shut the fuck up.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://moviewavs.com/0058536645/WAVS/Movies/Anchorman_The_Legend_Of_Ron_Burgundy/hungover.wav

[Melmart1]

If maalox's labia is the big secret, that is definitely one PM that Midge won't be getting :vomit:

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I thought labiaplasty was already discussed in here?

BTW, there's before and after pics if you search for "labiaplasty" on Google. I didn't have the heart to post 'em.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Box of cow tongues.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought labiaplasty was already discussed in here?

BTW, there's before and after pics if you search for "labiaplasty" on Google. I didn't have the heart to post 'em.
I'm about 45% curious.

God bless that other 55%.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If maalox's labia is the big secret, that is definitely one PM that Midge won't be getting :vomit:

I might get a BM out of it, though.

[CuckingFunt]

My tablet is awesome. I have no idea how this thing reads my handwriting.

[Melmart1]

I thought labiaplasty was already discussed in here?

BTW, there's before and after pics if you search for "labiaplasty" on Google. I didn't have the heart to post 'em.
I think it would take more than labiaplasty to help out maalox. She might need a boob lift, too. Not sure what the medical term for that is.

[CuckingFunt]

I think it would take more than labiaplasty to help out maalox. She might need a boob lift, too. Not sure what the medical term for that is.
Saggioplasty.

[ashbeeigh]

Not sure what the medical term for that is.

breast augmentation.

[ashbeeigh]

Saggioplasty.

But I like that better.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Flapjack augmentation?

Apehangerandectomy?

[CuckingFunt]

Flapjack augmentation?

Apehangerandectomy?
A ''Knee Visualization Procedure."

[RashoFan]

I think it would take more than labiaplasty to help out maalox. She might need a boob lift, too. Not sure what the medical term for that is.


breast augmentation.
I believe it is called a Breast Lift. "Augmentation" is making the breast bigger. Breast Reduction makes them smaller, which may be preformed prior to a Breast Lift.

[RashoFan]

Saggioplasty.
:lol

[CuckingFunt]

One more day.

[Melmart1]

Till?

[CuckingFunt]

Till?Spring semester starts Tuesday.

I've grown so accustomed to sleeping in over the last five weeks that I'm trying to get used to the idea early.

[Melmart1]

Spring semester starts Tuesday.

I've grown so accustomed to sleeping in over the last five weeks that I'm trying to get used to the idea early.
I totally forgot that tomorrow is a holiday. My roommate will be home, which means I can't walk around the house half nekkid in the morning. :nope

[Melmart1]

Holidays and weekends don't mean much when you don't have kids, not in school and are self-employed.

[CuckingFunt]

I totally forgot that tomorrow is a holiday. My roommate will be home, which means I can't walk around the house half nekkid in the morning. :nopeThat was my least favorite thing about staying with various relatives for a month.

[Melmart1]

But, at least I don't have to take his stinky dog outside tomorrow. Let his dumb ass take her out in the freezing cold.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Walked outside today and my hand froze to the door handle.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm actually kind of looking forward to the return to school. With no job, no homework, and no social life since I moved... I'm bored off my arse.

[CuckingFunt]

Walked outside today and my hand froze to the door handle.That's just not right. I don't know how you live in that shit.

[Melmart1]

Walked outside today and my hand froze to the door handle.
At least it wasn't your tongue, like in A Christmas Story

[RashoFan]

Walked outside today and my hand froze to the door handle.
That is cold.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Still wasn't very pleasant.

Double dog dare ya.

[RashoFan]

Well I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!

[Melmart1]

How do you get your hand unstuck when it is frozen to a doorknob?

[Melmart1]

And why weren't you wearing gloves?

[RashoFan]

And why weren't you wearing gloves?
No glove....no love.

[Melmart1]

No glove....no love.
Liar, you know you give lovin without the glove. That's how you got diseased in the first place.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn you, Melmart!

You got me with a drive-by posting in the "Word Association" thread.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I usually don't wear gloves in the winter.

[ShoogarBear]

I totally forgot that tomorrow is a holiday. My roommate will be home, which means I can't walk around the house half nekkid in the morning. :nopeWhich half?

[CuckingFunt]

I usually don't wear gloves in the winter.How do you not end up with froze fingers?

[RashoFan]

Liar, you know you give lovin without the glove. That's how you got diseased in the first place.
NO GLOVE,NO LOVE= Disease Free
I am clean...like Mr. Clean, but shorter, cuter and more hair.

[Melmart1]

I usually don't wear gloves in the winter.
in the winter ... meaning that you wear them during another season instead?

[ShoogarBear]

Damn you, Melmart!

You got me with a drive-by posting in the "Word Association" thread.That is such a pussy thread.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

How do you not end up with froze fingers?


Pockets.

[Melmart1]

Damn you, Melmart!

You got me with a drive-by posting in the "Word Association" thread.
:lmao

That is fucking great.

Beat you to it!

[Melmart1]

Pockets.
You just like having your hands close to your willy.

[CuckingFunt]

As I was paying my bills this afternoon, my mind was wandering and I began to ponder the practicality of wearing a t-shirt proclaiming my love for my boyfriend.

At first I decided it would make more sense to wear a shirt that said "I CARE FOR MY BOYFRIEND, BUT SOMETIMES HE PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF."

Then, after giving it some more thought, I decided that the best thing would be to wear a t-shirt with a customizable LED panel that allowed me to constantly update everyone on my exact current feelings toward my boyfriend.

[RashoFan]

You just like having your hands close to your willy.
Perhaps it is to protect his willy from crazed "wimmins"

[CuckingFunt]

You just like having your hands close to your willy.That must be it.

Boys like to make sure it's still there.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Well, it is warm.

[RashoFan]

As I was paying my bills this afternoon, my mind was wandering and I began to ponder the practicality of wearing a t-shirt proclaiming my love for my boyfriend.

At first I decided it would make more sense to wear a shirt that said "I CARE FOR MY BOYFRIEND, BUT SOMETIMES HE PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF."

Then, after giving it some more thought, I decided that the best thing would be to wear a t-shirt with a customizable LED panel that allowed me to constantly update everyone on my exact current feelings toward my boyfriend.
With your endowments, the LED panel needs to be flat cause you will knock the shit out of anyone who passes by you.

[Melmart1]

As I was paying my bills this afternoon, my mind was wandering and I began to ponder the practicality of wearing a t-shirt proclaiming my love for my boyfriend.

At first I decided it would make more sense to wear a shirt that said "I CARE FOR MY BOYFRIEND, BUT SOMETIMES HE PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF."

Then, after giving it some more thought, I decided that the best thing would be to wear a t-shirt with a customizable LED panel that allowed me to constantly update everyone on my exact current feelings toward my boyfriend.
Why don't you get one like LuvBones has in her avatar, the one that says "I Love My Boyfriend?"

Nothing says "I Love My Boyfriend" like drawing the attention of other men to your tits.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

As I was paying my bills this afternoon, my mind was wandering and I began to ponder the practicality of wearing a t-shirt proclaiming my love for my boyfriend.

At first I decided it would make more sense to wear a shirt that said "I CARE FOR MY BOYFRIEND, BUT SOMETIMES HE PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF."

Then, after giving it some more thought, I decided that the best thing would be to wear a t-shirt with a customizable LED panel that allowed me to constantly update everyone on my exact current feelings toward my boyfriend.

I want one that says, "I love that you love your BF."

[CuckingFunt]

Why don't you get one like LuvBones has in her avatar, the one that says "I Love My Boyfriend?"

Nothing says "I Love My Boyfriend" like drawing the attention of other men to your tits.That's the genius of such a shirt.

I can show my love for my boyfriend with the shirt, and he can show his love for me by acting like a jealous neanderthal. Everybody wins!

[RashoFan]

As I was paying my bills this afternoon, my mind was wandering and I began to ponder the practicality of wearing a t-shirt proclaiming my love for my boyfriend.

At first I decided it would make more sense to wear a shirt that said "I CARE FOR MY BOYFRIEND, BUT SOMETIMES HE PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF."

Then, after giving it some more thought, I decided that the best thing would be to wear a t-shirt with a customizable LED panel that allowed me to constantly update everyone on my exact current feelings toward my boyfriend.

With your endowments, the LED panel needs to be flat cause you will knock the shit out of anyone who passes by you.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/FuntLEDshirt.jpg

[RashoFan]

^
Best I can do in a short time and limited PS skills.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://images.thinkgeek.com/action/large/21141a4.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I could make a fortune, with proper marketing.

[Fillmoe]

lol... theres a lot of jealousy in this thread....

ZXHaJOm7GCQ

[RashoFan]

I could make a fortune, with proper marketing.
Yes, yes you could. Can you image this... Cucking Funt, inventor/millionaire

[Melmart1]

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Well hello there :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Couldn't the guy in this Skittles commercial just wear gloves?

[RashoFan]

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RashoFan, Melmart1, ashbeeigh
MELMART SAMMICH!

[peewee's lovechild]

Zed's dead, baby.

Zed's dead.

[RashoFan]

Zed's dead, baby.

Zed's dead.
Would that be THE ZED from The Beast Master movie???
:nerd

[ShoogarBear]

English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[peewee's lovechild]

Does he LOOK like a bitch??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Would that be THE ZED from The Beast Master movie???
:nerdthat was an awesome movie

[ShoogarBear]

Say "what?" again! Say "what?" again, motherfucker! Say "what?" one more Goddamn time!

[CuckingFunt]

Would that be THE ZED from The Beast Master movie???
:nerd
How could you fuck up Pulp Fiction quotes?

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey you, flock of seagulls . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

We happy Vince?

Vince . . . we happy?

[peewee's lovechild]

Big Kahuna burger?

That's that Hawaiian joint.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mmmmm, that is a TASTY burger.

Mind if I have some of your beverage to wash this down my throat?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

[ShoogarBear]

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

[CuckingFunt]

Putting your hands on a woman's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't in the same fucking ballpark. They ain't even the same fucking sport.

[Melmart1]

Rashofan thought that was from Beastmaster?

:lmao

[Melmart1]

That movie sucked ass. Starring perhaps two of the worst actors in history, Marc Singer and Tanya Roberts.

[Melmart1]

Tanya Roberts was easily the worst Bond bitch ever.

[Melmart1]

Or on second thought, maybe it was that d'abo chick. Mariam or whatever her name was. Gawd, she sucked.

[RashoFan]

How could you fuck up Pulp Fiction quotes?
Because I am old and I can't remeber SHIT! Look's like I will have to DL Pulp Fiction to find the quotes cause I don't remember any of those.

[Melmart1]

Because I am old and I can't remeber SHIT! Look's like I will have to DL Pulp Fiction to find the quotes cause I don't remember any of those.
You aren't old, you just banged the back of your head on the headboard one too many times.

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't seen Beastmaster since I was a kid. I (thankfully) barely remember it.

[RashoFan]

Rashofan thought that was from Beastmaster?

:lmao
Yeah I thought PeeWee meant the actor that played Zed in BM had died....like I said, must add PF to the list of movies to watch again.

[Fillmoe]

if you dont remember any of those quotes, you must not have been paying too much attention to the damn movie... LOL!

[Melmart1]

I haven't seen Beastmaster since I was a kid. I (thankfully) barely remember it.
The best part was the ferrets. That's about all that I remember. Oh, and Rip Torn was in it. How can he go from the brilliance of movies like Defending Your Life or Dodgeball to that crap? Talk about an up and down career.

[CuckingFunt]

When I was a kid, I was absolutely fascinated by the idea that someone would be named Rip Torn.

[RashoFan]

You aren't old, you just banged the back of your head on the headboard one too many times.

:flipoff
I am older than most of people that post in here..
And it has been a loooooooooooooooooooooong time since I have banged my head on the headboard...

[Melmart1]

When I was a kid, I was absolutely fascinated by the idea that someone would be named Rip Torn.
:lol Me, too. Also, the name Red Skelton was cool because I had only heard it pronounced and thought they were saying Skeleton instead of Skelton.

[RashoFan]

When I was a kid, I was absolutely fascinated by the idea that someone would be named Rip Torn.
just googled him...he is from Temple, Texas...I did not know that.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol Me, too. Also, the name Red Skelton was cool because I had only heard it pronounced and thought they were saying Skeleton instead of Skelton.
:lmao

Me too.

[meaniemarini]

just googled him...he is from Temple, Texas...I did not know that.


Sissy Spacek's uncle!

[Melmart1]

:lmao

Me too.
Nice :lol

[RashoFan]

Sissy Spacek's uncle!
From IMdb
Torn helped his cousin, Oscar-winner Sissy Spacek, to make her way as an actress, seeing to it that she was accepted by the Lee Strasberg's Actors Studio and then the Lee Strasberg Institute.

[meaniemarini]

From IMdb
Torn helped his cousin, Oscar-winner Sissy Spacek, to make her way as an actress, seeing to it that she was accepted by the Lee Strasberg's Actors Studio and then the Lee Strasberg Institute.

:toast

[RashoFan]

:toast > :coffee
mondays= :madrun

[ATRAIN]

:toast > :coffee
mondays= :madrun


what the fuck are you talking about?

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Have a great day and don't forget your coat!!

[florige]

How old are you Flo?? 22, 24?




:lol 22-24 I wish. 29.

[ATRAIN]

:lol 22-24 I wish. 29.


Damn your old!!!

[florige]

Damn your old!!!



I know you are only 23 dude, but you don't have to rub it in... :lol

[ATRAIN]

I know you are only 23 dude, but you don't have to rub it in... :lol


hahaha, Im only 23?? where did you get that from?

[samikeyp]

Damn your old!!!


:flipoff



:lol

[ATRAIN]

:flipoff



:lol


hahah it was a joke man. Its funny because Flo is 29 and for me to say he is old is ironic since ill be 29 in March.

[samikeyp]

I know it was a joke(hence the laughing smiley)...I was adding to it because 29 is not old when you have a birthday in 10 days and you will be, let's just say, older than that. :)

[1369]

And it has been a loooooooooooooooooooooong time since I have banged my head on the headboard...

You're doing it wrong.

[ATRAIN]

I know it was a joke(hence the laughing smiley)...I was adding to it because 29 is not old when you have a birthday in 10 days and you will be, let's just say, older than that. :)


10 days, damn thats right around the corner.

[samikeyp]

10 days, damn thats right around the corner.

yes it is.

[ATRAIN]

where the hell has the rest of the "morning crew" gone?

[florige]

where the hell has the rest of the "morning crew" gone?


See what happens when you leave.

[ATRAIN]

See what happens when you leave.


hahah I am not the glue that holds it together. According to some im not much of anything lol.

[florige]

hahaha, Im only 23?? where did you get that from?



I thought I remember you saying one time that you were 23.

[florige]

hahah I am not the glue that holds it together. According to some im not much of anything lol.


Nobody holds the Quat together. It is just something that exist... :lol

[ORION]

I have a audition today for my company's web commercial

[ATRAIN]

I thought I remember you saying one time that you were 23.


hahah no, I don't remember that conversation.

[ATRAIN]

I have a audition today for my company's web commercial


Web commercial??? Are the hot chicks going to be in it?

[florige]

hahah no, I don't remember that conversation.



:lol It must have been someone else.

[ATRAIN]

Nobody holds the Quat together. It is just something that exist... :lol


You know your going to get shit for calling it the Quat now.

[ATRAIN]

:lol It must have been someone else.


No im sure it was me but we were prob talking about something else hahah shhhhh your going to blow my cover!

[ORION]

Web commercial??? Are the hot chicks going to be in it?
2 of them are but 1 I haven't seen yet. I get to get out of work early today and if they choose me I'll get to drive to San Antonio to shoot the commerical while getting paid. Its only a 60 second commercial but it will take all day because I will make it take all day.

[ATRAIN]

2 of them are but 1 I haven't seen yet. I get to get out of work early today and if they choose me I'll get to drive to San Antonio to shoot the commerical while getting paid. Its only a 60 second commercial but it will take all day because I will make it take all day.


hahaha I remember doing those prom night commercials in high school. Our school won a few years in a row. That shit was funny. Are you just reading lines on your audition?

[florige]

No im sure it was me but we were prob talking about something else hahah shhhhh your going to blow my cover!



It might have been. I remember one time Mikey saying he was 47. He doesn't look it though.

[ATRAIN]

It might have been. I remember one time Mikey saying he was 47. He doesn't look it though.


I thought he was 57, so I guess he is going with the whole 57 is the new 47 thing.

[samikeyp]

Nobody holds the Quat together. It is just something that exist... :lol


While you are correct....short little nicknames do not belong.

Especially from a Giants/Ravens fan. Pick a team son.

:lol

Oh and I never said I was 47. I am 37.

[samikeyp]

I thought he was 57, so I guess he is going with the whole 57 is the new 47 thing.


:flipoff :flipoff

as we say in South Texas...fuck all a y'all!

:lol

[ATRAIN]

:flipoff :flipoff

as we say in South Texas...fuck all a y'all!

:lol


:lol :lol :lol :lol

[florige]

While you are correct....short little nicknames do not belong.

Especially from a Giants/Ravens fan. Pick a team son.

:lol

Oh and I never said I was 47. I am 37.



:lol Yeah you are the one who has everyone thinking I am a freakin bandwagoner. :lol Nah it's always the Ravens first and foremost. But before we got the Ravens I rooted for the Giants heavily because they were the team that got me into football because they ended the 49ers little run in 91. That and I like wearing my Giants jersey to Fed-Ex and busting Redskins fans balls. I knew you were not 47, I was just messing with you.

[ATRAIN]

:lol Yeah you are the one who has everyone thinking I am a freakin bandwagoner. :lol Nah it's always the Ravens first and foremost. But before we got the Ravens I rooted for the Giants heavily because they were the team that got me into football because they ended the 49ers little run in 91. That and I like wearing my Giants jersey to Fed-Ex and busting Redskins fans balls. I knew you were not 47, I was just messing with you.


The Giants have NO chance in 2 weeks. Its a shame really.

[florige]

I also have TONS of old Giants gear.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Giants have NO chance in 2 weeks. Its a shame really.i wouldn't count them out just yet.

[florige]

The Giants have NO chance in 2 weeks. Its a shame really.


People have been saying that the entire postseason about the Giants. They played NE well in the season finale.

[samikeyp]

:lol Yeah you are the one who has everyone thinking I am a freakin bandwagoner. :lol Nah it's always the Ravens first and foremost. But before we got the Ravens I rooted for the Giants heavily because they were the team that got me into football because they ended the 49ers little run in 91. That and I like wearing my Giants jersey to Fed-Ex and busting Redskins fans balls. I knew you were not 47, I was just messing with you.

:lol

[ATRAIN]

People have been saying that the entire postseason about the Giants. They played NE well in the season finale.

I hope your right, nothing would be greater than to see NE fall in the last game of the season.

[ATRAIN]

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ATRAIN, florige, samikeyp, ashbeeigh, Viva Las Espuelas

Men are talking here so don't even open up your mouth!!


I bet the "guest" is melmart.

[florige]

I hope your right, nothing would be greater than to see NE fall in the last game of the season.


I know it is a long shot, but that would rank as probably one of the greatest upsets since the Namath guarantee....

[Richard Cranium]

I'm rooting for the Giants so we can have more Manning brother commercials!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm rooting for the Giants so we can have more Manning brother commercials!!


I heard Peyton wasn't at the game yesterday. I wonder if he is jealous of little brother?

[samikeyp]

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ATRAIN, florige, samikeyp, ashbeeigh, Viva Las Espuelas

Men are talking here so don't even open up your mouth!!


I bet the "guest" is melmart.


That is a lot to ask...she would be fighting a natural instinct. Keeping her off of her knees will be tough too.

[ATRAIN]

That is a lot to ask...she would be fighting a natural instinct. Keeping her off of her knees will be tough too.


She would line us up and perform her circus seal act. Hey Mikey have you seen the preview for the movie Trashwhore is starring in? You know the new movie Teeth.

[florige]

I heard Peyton wasn't at the game yesterday. I wonder if he is jealous of little brother?


Peyton is probably still pissed about not being able to beat the Chargers backup players.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah while I was gone it seemed Ash was preferred amongst the "higher ups" over Martini or Maalox. As someone said its the beginning of the end.

[ATRAIN]

Peyton is probably still pissed about not being able to beat the Chargers backup players.


hahah yeah probably.

[samikeyp]

She would line us up and perform her circus seal act. Hey Mikey have you seen the preview for the movie Trashwhore is starring in? You know the new movie Teeth.

Yeah but she is more like "Vagina Rottena"

[ATRAIN]

Yeah but she is more like "Vagina Rottena"


hahahahahah, maybe that can be the name to part 2.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, ATURD, were you gone all this time because you were too busy ass whoring yourself to make some money to pay off your bets?

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge paid his old bet this past weekend.

I think Sandra made him do it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now I have to buy that fuck a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon to pay off our most recent bet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe Sandra can kick ATRANNY's ass into paying up the bet he made with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking cunt.

[ATRAIN]

Hey, ATURD, were you gone all this time because you were too busy ass whoring yourself to make some money to pay off your bets?


Yeah I was gone off the internet because im scared that you will cut my e-toe off.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah I was gone off the internet because im scared that you will but my e-toe off.

I'm glad you took the time off to work on your grammar.

Fucking cunt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your ass should be banned for being such a pussy.

[ATRAIN]

I'm glad you took the time off to work on your grammar.

Fucking cunt.


Hooked on phonics is in the mail. It should be here sometime this week.

[ORION]

hahaha I remember doing those prom night commercials in high school. Our school won a few years in a row. That shit was funny. Are you just reading lines on your audition?
Yeah its about 10 lines. I'm going to try and sound like Charlton Heston and be real dramatic. Then cry

[ATRAIN]

Your ass should be banned for being such a pussy.


Ha ok if you say so. You can blame Ofactor, he told me not to pay you. Your own cowboy nation thinks your a joke, what do you think about that?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah its about 10 lines. I'm going to try and sound like Charlton Heston and be real dramatic. Then cry


Dude if you do that you will be banging Jessica Simpson in no time.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ha ok if you say so. You can blame Ofactor, he told me not to pay you. Your own cowboy nation thinks your a joke, what do you think about that?

I think that you having to get permission from your faggot lover is quite bizzare.

Joke is you trying to make any sports related arguement, or any sports related bet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude if you do that you will be banging Jessica Simpson in no time.

Yea, because Charlton Heston is banging Jessica Simpson.

Your humor is very topical.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck each and every one of you.

[ATRAIN]

I think that you having to get permission from your faggot lover is quite bizzare.

Joke is you trying to make any sports related arguement, or any sports related bet.


No permission needed just that he brought up good valid arguments and since I know him in real life and not you, his opinion out weighs yours. Oh yeah and you misspelled argument so as soon as I am done with the Phonics ill lend them to you. On a lighter side how is your daughter doing?

[ATRAIN]

Yea, because Charlton Heston is banging Jessica Simpson.

Your humor is very topical.


In his day he was more than likely banging Simpson caliber chicks is what I meant.

[peewee's lovechild]

No permission needed just that he brought up good valid arguments and since I know him in real life and not you, his opinion out weighs yours. Oh yeah and you misspelled argument so as soon as I am done with the Phonics ill lend them to you. On a lighter side how is your daughter doing?

So, you had to get his okay in order to pay up?

And, you say you're not a faggot?
Did you ask him as your saliva was slowly going past his shaft and onto his balls?