Free Quattro Razor (13)

[mrsmaalox]

did you end up eating anyone ?

Definitely considered it. :lol No it was expected and we were well stocked.

[samikeyp]

The parking lot was empty but my friend was laughing hard because I finally let go of the handle and fell. First thing I did was look around but no one was there.

I did the same thing...luckily no one saw me either! :)

[ATRAIN]

I did the same thing...luckily no one saw me either! :)


Yeah it was in my work parking lot, my boss made me sign a waiver. Dammit I should have sued.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck cedar for making me feel so horrible today. fuck fuck fuck.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ok, i'll ask this now that everyone is on here. has anyone seen the BME Pain Olympics video? i heard it's pretty disgusting. i just saw about 2 seconds of it before anything really happens.

[mrsmaalox]

ok, i'll ask this now that everyone is on here. has anyone seen the BME Pain Olympics video? i heard it's pretty disgusting. i just saw about 2 seconds of it before anything really happens.

I was too scared to open the link when someone posted it! :(

[ATRAIN]

fuck cedar for making me feel so horrible today. fuck fuck fuck.


I love Cedar for making you feel horrible.

[jman3000]

i hit a motherfucking deer last night.

[jman3000]

this is why im a hunter.

[ATRAIN]

i hit a motherfucking deer last night.


Did you jack up your car?

[jman3000]

bitch ass deer

[jman3000]

some girl stopped and asked if i needed help... at first i thought it was katy because she lives in the area... but when i got closer to her i could see it wasnt.

besides... katy probably wouldnt even offer to help.

[jman3000]

$1000 dollars worth of damage... not too bad... it could have been a lot worse.

[jman3000]

that girl wanted me.

[mrsmaalox]

that girl wanted me.

Don't they all?

[ATRAIN]

Don't they all?


Jman is a pimp, didn't you know?

[ATRAIN]

that girl wanted me.


Jman, I need a wingman this weekend. Take one for the team!

[jman3000]

i'd be a horrible wingman. once im drunk i dont have a single redeeming quality.

[jman3000]

unless you count the slut factor... but that's hardly redeeming.

[mrsmaalox]

Jman is a pimp, didn't you know?

Yes. His reputation precedes him!

[ATRAIN]

i'd be a horrible wingman. once im drunk i dont have a single redeeming quality.


unless you count the slut factor... but that's hardly redeeming.


As long as your in the mental state of "I'll fuck anything" when your drunk. Thats all that is needed. Take one for the team so your friend can live the dream.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm so glad that girls don't have to bother with wingmen.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm so glad that girls don't have to bother with wingmen.

Unfortunately, I have had to deal with cock blockers!

[jman3000]

I'm so glad that girls don't have to bother with wingmen.
ummm... wtf?

they dont have wingmen because they travel in fucking packs. these packs are a living opposite to the wingman. wingmen are there to facilitate the obtaining of vag... while these packs of 3, 4, or sometimes even 5 women are interested in nothing other than the perfection of the cock block.

[CuckingFunt]

ummm... wtf?

they dont have wingmen because they travel in fucking packs. these packs are a living opposite to the wingman. wingmen are there to facilitate the obtaining of vag... while these packs of 3, 4, or sometimes even 5 women are interested in nothing other than the perfection of the cock block.Yeah... but I don't hang around them bitches.

[ATRAIN]

Unfortunately, I have had to deal with cock blockers!


So do guys. I got cock blocked really bad one time in New Orleans by one of my best friends. I still owe him for that one.

[ATRAIN]

ummm... wtf?

they dont have wingmen because they travel in fucking packs. these packs are a living opposite to the wingman. wingmen are there to facilitate the obtaining of vag... while these packs of 3, 4, or sometimes even 5 women are interested in nothing other than the perfection of the cock block.


well said Jman well said!!!

Fucking cockblocking whores!! They are usually the ugly fat friends too!!

[jman3000]

if a friend of mine ever cock blocked me... and it wasnt hilarious in the way he went about it... that's a punch in the nuts.

[jman3000]

Fucking cockblocking whores!! They are usually the ugly fat friends too!!

:lol

that's what im scared of... because those are the ones the wingman has to distract while the other dude works his magic.

[CuckingFunt]

Sometimes a particular cock is not desired. This is not a cock block situation, of course, unless you count a self block.

But worthy cock should ne'er be blocked.

[ATRAIN]

:lol

that's what im scared of... because those are the ones the wingman has to distract while the other dude works his magic.


It wouldnt be taking one for the team if she was hot now would it hahah. Good thing is wingman gets his drinks paid for.

[ATRAIN]

dammit im all wired from this monster I drank and its got me on edge in a bad way. I just know when it wears off im going to crash bad!!

[jman3000]

i get sick drunk if i have an open bar type situation.

[ATRAIN]

i get sick drunk if i have an open bar type situation.


Then we will limit it to only 5 shots and 12 beers.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I liked beer. It would make my bar tab much cheaper.

[ATRAIN]

I wish I liked beer. It would make my bar tab much cheaper.


Well that depends on what kind of beer was drank.

[CuckingFunt]

Well that depends on what kind of beer was drank.This is true.

But considering that I only like cocktails with good booze (Absolut shall not pass my lips), I can get really expensive really quick.

[ATRAIN]

This is true.

But considering that I only like cocktails with good booze (Absolut shall not pass my lips), I can get really expensive really quick.


Like? Grey Goose?

[jman3000]

im sure youre somewhat worth it.

somewhat.

[jman3000]

well... she has huge knockers... so yes.. she'd be worth it.

[jman3000]

although .... they are fake.....

[CuckingFunt]

Like? Grey Goose?Grey Goose, Ketel One, and Stoli are my favorites.

[CuckingFunt]

although .... they are fake.....:pctoss

No they're not.

Puto.

[ATRAIN]

:pctoss

No they're not.

Puto.


There is nothing wrong with fake

[ATRAIN]

Grey Goose, Ketel One, and Stoli are my favorites.


Ive had 1 and 3 but not 2. If you want me silly drunk throwing up, give me Vodka. For some reason it really hits me hard.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hey ORION,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 5 rocks really hard!
Just thought you'd want to know!

[Silver21_Black20]

Ive had 1 and 3 but not 2. If you want me silly drunk throwing up, give me Vodka. For some reason it really hits me hard.

Ugh ... don't say the V word.

[ATRAIN]

Ugh ... don't say the V word.


its our kryptonite too?

[to21]

Ugh ... don't say the V word.
I thought the ladies enjoyed some Goose and cranberry juice.

I got two bottles in the freezer jus cause of this.

[jman3000]

vodka does nothing to me.

tequila makes me aggresive though.

[jman3000]

well... it does something if i have enough.. but tequila makes me react different.

[ATRAIN]

vodka does nothing to me.

tequila makes me aggresive though.


ok no tequila when Jman is my wingman.

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought the ladies enjoyed some Goose and cranberry juice.

I got two bottles in the freezer jus cause of this.

I got sick after my first experience with Vodka.

I prefer tequila. Patron or Cabo Wabo.

[Silver21_Black20]

vodka does nothing to me.

tequila makes me aggresive though.

Hahaha ... I remember 1 time Vodka made you sick.

[ATRAIN]

I got sick after my first experience with Vodka.

I prefer tequila. Patron or Cabo Wabo.


Have you ever tried Don Julio Blanco?

[jman3000]

jman has never been sick of anything.

his insides are lined with gold and it takes 6 bottles of ipecac to make him spew.

[Silver21_Black20]

Have you ever tried Don Julio Blanco?

No. We want to try that and Tres Generaciones.

[Silver21_Black20]

jman has never been sick of anything.

his insides are lined with gold and it takes 6 bottles of ipecac to make him spew.

151?

[jman3000]

151 flows down my throat like the salmon of capastrano.

[ORION]

Hey ORION,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 5 rocks really hard!
Just thought you'd want to know!
Didn't it just come out today?!?! I need that one more than any other. I want to see global grilling

[ORION]

last nights Aqua Teen was freakin hilarious especially when Carl got drunk and starting dancing and humming Led Zepplin

[mrsmaalox]

Woohoo! Time to celebrate! The new Fleshtones cd is here!

99Qpr5xCuho

[ATRAIN]

No. We want to try that and Tres Generaciones.


That one is pretty good.

[ORION]

Bored !

[CuckingFunt]

last nights Aqua Teen was freakin hilarious especially when Carl got drunk and starting dancing and humming Led ZepplinThat made me giggle uncontrollably.

[ORION]

That made me giggle uncontrollably.
I'm going to put a big ad in the newspaper that says "NIPPLES FOUND"

[CuckingFunt]

This season is, so far, very suspenseful.

I'm at the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens with that gas leak.

[ORION]

This season is, so far, very suspenseful.

I'm at the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens with that gas leak.
yeah and its funny when Marcula gets all offensive when Carl mentions it. I think that has to do with why Shake, Frylock and Meatwad are not around. I think Carl needs his own show. The show should be him and shake living in an apartment together trying to pick up chicks

[CuckingFunt]

yeah and its funny when Marcula gets all offensive when Carl mentions it. I think that has to do with why Shake, Frylock and Meatwad are not around. I think Carl needs his own show. The show should be him and shake living in an apartment together trying to pick up chicksWouldn't work. A lot of Shake's funniness comes from having Meatwad and Frylock around.

[jman3000]

i shouldnt try to do homework and drink at the same time... but i need internets and im hungry/thirsty too.

[CuckingFunt]

i shouldnt try to do homework and drink at the same time... but i need internets and im hungry/thirsty too.Being thirsty doesn't mean you have to drink drink.

Or is it the consumption of beverages in general, and not their alcoholic content, that's causing the problem?

[jman3000]

Being thirsty doesn't mean you have to drink drink.


that is the worst logic ive heard in all my long years.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://www.crackberry.com/mahnamanah-unknown

I just had to...

[CuckingFunt]

that is the worst logic ive heard in all my long years.It's important logic to hear, considering that alcohol actually dehydrates you and, in the long run, makes you more thirsty.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.crackberry.com/mahnamanah-unknown

I just had to...And I'm SO glad you did.

[jman3000]

ur a big stupid.

[CuckingFunt]

How is it that text books for interesting classes still end up boring as fuck?

[CuckingFunt]

This (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84407) = this (http://www.break.com/index/roid-head-loves-himself.html)?

[CuckingFunt]

Way better than cock fighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dneLQY6ZVk).

[jman3000]

Way better than cock fighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dneLQY6ZVk).
i dont know what that is... but i hope it has something to do with pokemon.

[jman3000]

:lol @ kori bringing out the "big guns" aka the bravatars. time to get this playoff push started.

[Silver21_Black20]

Who's next?

[CuckingFunt]

Wouldn't do much good if I went next. I don't care if the Spurs win or not.

[jman3000]

fuck you cucking. you better do something. this will not be tolerated.

[CuckingFunt]

fuck you cucking. you better do something. this will not be tolerated.What will not be tolerated? The fact that I don't care if I team I don't root for does well or not?

Do you care about my Kings?

[jman3000]

if realkings talk had some sort of wangatar, i'd be willing to do something.. but alas..it doesnt... my loyalty, as well as my heart, has always followed beno.. so to answer your quetion in short... yes... i do care fo your kigns.

[Kori Ellis]

jman, are you drunk?

[jman3000]

maybe... wanna fightabout it?

[jman3000]

maybe... wanna fight about it?

[CuckingFunt]

jman's always drunk.

[Kori Ellis]

maybe... wanna fightabout it?

No. Do you still live near me? I haven't seen you in the bushes lately.

[jman3000]

im not even drunk... im moderately buzzed... i havent been full on drunk in about 6 months.

[jman3000]

No. Do you still live near me? I haven't seen you in the bushes lately.

telescopic lense. makes things more convenient.

[florige]

No. Do you still live near me? I haven't seen you in the bushes lately.


Hey Kori, is the new AV in connection with our Spurs playing like hell lately?

[Kori Ellis]

Hey Kori, is the new AV in connection with our Spurs playing like hell lately?

Yes.

Well, that and the fact that I was moving some pics from my old computer to the new one and I saw the picture.

[florige]

Yes.

Well, that and the fact that I was moving some pics from my old computer to the new one and I saw the picture.



Sweet! Hopefully it works... :lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

yeah and its funny when Marcula gets all offensive when Carl mentions it. I think that has to do with why Shake, Frylock and Meatwad are not around. I think Carl needs his own show. The show should be him and shake living in an apartment together trying to pick up chicks


i caught last night's episode, so basically this season has started non-non-linearly and not involving the aqua teens?
They're actually building up on previous episodes storylines now? Non continuous storylines is what distinguished the original adult swim cartoons..

[CuckingFunt]

i caught last night's episode, so basically this season has started non-non-linearly and not involving the aqua teens?
They're actually building up on previous episodes storylines now?
Yep.

It's an odd choice, but I'm okay with it as long as they stay funny.

[jman3000]

they shoud start airing reboot again.

that would be nice.

[jman3000]

Hexadecimal!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I want "Cartoon Planet" back.

Even better, I want "Cartoon Planet" on DVD.

[jman3000]

fuck girls are stupid.

it sickens me.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Yep.

It's an odd choice, but I'm okay with it as long as they stay funny.

weird

the episode what funny. I have no idea why i stopped watching ATHF, i was really into it in the first two seasons, then just kinda started watching other stuff when i was stoned, then totally forgot about the show, then thought it had to be gay since it was so old and they already cancelled the other original AS cartoons, now when I manage to catch it I realize I was a fool cuz its still funny.

Those sirens were funny.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Hexadecimal!!!


she was hotter than dot
but with an old lady voice


hexadecimal would rip the shit out of that witch from sleeping beauty that CF likes

[jman3000]

and guys are stupid for taking advantage of girls' stupidity.

[CuckingFunt]

fuck girls are stupid.

it sickens me.Only stupid girls are stupid.

Quit hanging around stupid girls, and they will cease to sicken you.

[CuckingFunt]

hexadecimal would rip the shit out of that witch from sleeping beauty that CF likes
I wrote a silly little paper about that witch last semester, and now my English prof wants me to submit it to a national conference on popular culture.
:lol

[jman3000]

i like to hear myself talk.... stupid girls will do just fine. they just smile and nod.

[jman3000]

i always thought it would be bad ass if giant cubes would fallfrom the sky and allow me to play in a videgame. those 2 ass hole servants would always get blown up trying to enter them.

[CuckingFunt]

This chapter is fucking looooooooooong. Every time I think I'm almost done with the reading, it's like the book gremlins add another five pages.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've got two blog posts to write and a recommendation packet for a friend's application (which is due in two days).

Ugh.

[CuckingFunt]

I've got four pages left of my 64 page chapter for class tomorrow.

This book is interesting, but VERY dense. I've had to take frequent breaks to digest what I'm reading.

[Kori Ellis]

I've got two blog posts to write and a recommendation packet for a friend's application (which is due in two days).

Ugh.

Sack up.

I have to write 3 - 600 word articles, 2 - 400 word articles, and 6 blog posts before I sleep. :hat

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sack up.

I have to write 3 - 600 word articles, 2 - 400 word articles, and 6 blog posts to write before I sleep. :hat

Yeah, but I was sitting on my ass at work while making LOLKatys.

You were working.

Give me a break here. :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I wish I could stop watching the original Planet of the Apes on AMC right now.
But I can't.
I'm at that point where I've invested too much time in watching it to bail out.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Yeah, but I was sitting on my ass at work while making LOLKatys.

You were working.

Give me a break here. :lol

The Katy was good. The cat? Not so much.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Katy was good. The cat? Not so much.

Well, yeah, but I didn't make the cat.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Gold star, then.

[ATRAIN]

Kori is calling upon the power known as the bravatar. Others will follow since Kori is wise.

[peewee's lovechild]

No. We want to try that and Tres Generaciones.

I keep telling you guys to try that one.

Fucking cheap bastards.

[peewee's lovechild]

Kori has nice tits.

[Melmart1]

Gotdamn, I want to go back to bed

[ATRAIN]

Gotdamn, I want to go back to bed


Sleeping pattern fucked up again?

[Melmart1]

Sleeping pattern fucked up again?
Bigtime. I have basically been sleeping in three two-hour shifts scattered throughout the day, and always at the worst possible time.

[Silver21_Black20]

I keep telling you guys to try that one.

Fucking cheap bastards.

Cheap? :lol

Cabo was more expensive than Tres.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cheap? :lol

Cabo was more expensive than Tres.

That's true.

But, I don't know why. Tres is waaaaaaaaaay better than Cabo.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bigtime. I have basically been sleeping in three two-hour shifts scattered throughout the day, and always at the worst possible time.

Try sleeping three to four hours a day because your daughter doesn't yet understand the concept that night time is for sleep.

[ATRAIN]

Cheap? :lol

Cabo was more expensive than Tres.


I had Cabo once, but I was too wasted to remember if it was good.

[ATRAIN]

Bigtime. I have basically been sleeping in three two-hour shifts scattered throughout the day, and always at the worst possible time.


Ive been having trouble sleeping the last week. Not sure why.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cabo is pretty good, but your just paying a steeper price because Sammy Hagar owns Cabo.

[Melmart1]

Try sleeping three to four hours a day because your daughter doesn't yet understand the concept that night time is for sleep.
You volunteered for that duty when you left your mecco rag lying around for your wife to wipe herself with. Stop being such a cheap Mexican and buy some toilet paper, puto!

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck all that, I'd rather have 3G's.

[ATRAIN]

Cabo is pretty good, but your just paying a steeper price because Sammy Hagar owns Cabo.


Yeah I think thats why out of principle I don't drink it. Anything Hagar touches is crap. I wanna try that one with the deer on it, whats that one called?

[peewee's lovechild]

You volunteered for that duty when you left your mecco rag lying around for your wife to wipe herself with. Stop being such a cheap Mexican and buy some toilet paper, puto!

I'm a smart Mexican.

Why buy toilet paper when I get the San Antonio Express everyday?

[Melmart1]

Ive been having trouble sleeping the last week. Not sure why.
Mine was triggered by playing darts last Monday with my team. I hadn't played in over a month and had been getting decent sleep. But staying out till 2am is not conducive to healthy sleep patterns. You figure I would know this by now ...

[peewee's lovechild]

The nastiest tequila is Jose Cuervo followed by Olmeca.

[ATRAIN]

You volunteered for that duty when you left your mecco rag lying around for your wife to wipe herself with. Stop being such a cheap Mexican and buy some toilet paper, puto!


Mel must be tired, that was pretty weak.

[Melmart1]

I'm a smart Mexican.

Why buy toilet paper when I get the San Antonio Express everyday?
Yeah, but if you steal it from your neighbor it still doesn't count.

[Melmart1]

The nastiest tequila is Jose Cuervo followed by Olmeca.
Pepe Lopez is far, faar worse than Cuervo.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mine was triggered by playing darts last Monday with my team. I hadn't played in over a month and had been getting decent sleep. But staying out till 2am is not conducive to healthy sleep patterns. You figure I would know this by now ...

Maybe you got pregnant last Monday by a mecco covered dart.

[ATRAIN]

Mine was triggered by playing darts last Monday with my team. I hadn't played in over a month and had been getting decent sleep. But staying out till 2am is not conducive to healthy sleep patterns. You figure I would know this by now ...


LOL then I have to take some of the blame since we talked about you not paying darts for a while, then they called you to play hahahah.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, but if you steal it from your neighbor it still doesn't count.

Hey, newspaper is newspaper any way you can get it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pepe Lopez is far, faar worse than Cuervo.

I wouldn't try anything called "Pepe".

[Melmart1]

Maybe you got pregnant last Monday by a mecco covered dart.
As long as it isn't your mecco, I am OK with that. Fat hands are genetic.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mine was triggered by playing darts last Monday with my team. I hadn't played in over a month and had been getting decent sleep. But staying out till 2am is not conducive to healthy sleep patterns. You figure I would know this by now ...

This post makes you sound old.

[RichardSimmons]

I wouldn't try anything called "Pepe".

I did on a trip to Cancun. :elephant

[peewee's lovechild]

As long as it isn't your mecco, I am OK with that. Fat hands are genetic.

You just have to settle for all that random mecco.

Good luck with all that.

[Melmart1]

This post makes you sound old.
As long as I don't look old, I am ok with sounding old.

[peewee's lovechild]

I did on a trip to Cancun. :elephant

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

As long as I don't look old, I am ok with sounding old.

We haven't seen any recent pictures.

[Melmart1]

You just have to settle for all that random mecco.

Good luck with all that.
I'd still have a better chance of catching a disease with your mecco instead of random mecco, considering you are banging the likes of ashbeeigh, martini and tums.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, getting carded doesn't count.

I get carded at every restaurant.

[ATRAIN]

You just have to settle for all that random mecco.

Good luck with all that.


I thought pee wee was in love with Melmart, what happened?

[Melmart1]

We haven't seen any recent pictures.
And, it will continue to stay that way.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd still have a better chance of catching a disease with your mecco instead of random mecco, considering you are banging the likes of ashbeeigh, martini and tums.

Random mecco at dart clubs are nothing but pools of gonorrhea, chlamydia, and your all time favorite herpes.

[Melmart1]

I thought pee wee was in love with Melmart, what happened?
Apparently I am a useless cunt now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought pee wee was in love with Melmart, what happened?

My only true love is my baby girl.

Everyone else can kiss my ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, it will continue to stay that way.

That bodes well for all claims made.

[ATRAIN]

My only true love is my baby girl.

Everyone else can kiss my ass.


I would have to say im impressed in your dedication to your daughter. Even though you were watching shit in the thread you created, she is very cute.

[CuckingFunt]

Gotdamn, I want to go back to bed
Moi aussi.

Yesterday morning was perfect -- woke right up feeling rested and ready to start the day.

This morning... I just want to kill stuff.

[ATRAIN]

Apparently I am a useless cunt now.


oh yeah I remember that hahaha, what did you do to deserve that comment again?

[Melmart1]

oh yeah I remember that hahaha, what did you do to deserve that comment again?
He was reaching O-Factor like status in the NFL forum during the Giants-Cowboys game. Friends shouldn't let friends act like O-Factor.

[Melmart1]

oh yeah I remember that hahaha, what did you do to deserve that comment again?
And technically, I did nothing to DESERVE that comment, he was just being an asshole.

[ATRAIN]

He was reaching O-Factor like status in the NFL forum during the Giants-Cowboys game. Friends shouldn't let friends act like O-Factor.


LOL Im scared to ask what ofactor like status is but im game :).

[CuckingFunt]

I think they installed a petty asshole chip in peewee's back when they did that surgery. That would explain the useless cunt comment.

[Melmart1]

LOL Im scared to ask what ofactor like status is but im game :).
I'd tell you but as soon as he found out, he would proceed to then stalk me again for the next six months, cus fucker can't let shit go.

[peewee's lovechild]

He was reaching O-Factor like status in the NFL forum during the Giants-Cowboys game. Friends shouldn't let friends act like O-Factor.

Not even close.

You chimed in on Midge's and my conversation about our bet. He owed me a bet from over half a year ago and he wanted me to pay up our most recent bet before he paid up his. You put in your two cents without knowing what it was all about.

By the way, Midge finally paid up.

I have to buy him a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon now. I'll be doing that as soon as I get my next paycheck from work. I've been on leave, so I'm not getting a check this time around.

[peewee's lovechild]

And technically, I did nothing to DESERVE that comment, he was just being an asshole.

Yea, you did.

[Melmart1]

I think they installed a petty asshole chip in peewee's back when they did that surgery. That would explain the useless cunt comment.
When I first read this, I thought it said "pRetty" asshole. I was wondering what that would look like.

[Silver21_Black20]

My only true love is my baby girl.

Everyone else can kiss my ass.

I expect for you to email me pics of her before you post them on a forum.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think they installed a petty asshole chip in peewee's back when they did that surgery. That would explain the useless cunt comment.

That's pretty funny, considering the source.

[peewee's lovechild]

I expect for you to email me pics of her before you post them on a forum.

I thought about doing that, but I wasn't sure how frequently you check your email.

[Melmart1]

Not even close.

You chimed in on Midge's and my conversation about our bet. He owed me a bet from over half a year ago and he wanted me to pay up our most recent bet before he paid up his. You put in your two cents without knowing what it was all about.

By the way, Midge finally paid up.

I have to buy him a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon now. I'll be doing that as soon as I get my next paycheck from work. I've been on leave, so I'm not getting a check this time around.

You start a conversation in a PUBLIC FORUM and then get mad when people chime in? :lmao

If you don't want people commenting on your conversation, feel free to use the PM feature.

[Melmart1]

So, if commenting in a public forum=useless cunt, I don't even want to know what peewee would call someone who ... i don't know ... lies or cheats on their spouse or something that is truly heinous.

[ATRAIN]

So, if commenting in a public forum=useless cunt, I don't even want to know what peewee would call someone who ... i don't know ... lies or cheats on their spouse or something that is truly heinous.


Or doesn't pay up bets :) :stirpot:

[CuckingFunt]

So, if commenting in a public forum=useless cunt, I don't even want to know what peewee would call someone who ... i don't know ... lies or cheats on their spouse or something that is truly heinous.
Good question.

[Melmart1]

And what about someone with fat hands? Would they be a ham-fisted cunt, rather than useless?

[ATRAIN]

And what about someone with fat hands? Would they be a ham-fisted cunt, rather than useless?



LMAO Ham Fisted Cunt hahahaha

[CuckingFunt]

Or doesn't pay up bets :) :stirpot:
Not paying a bet really is kinda cheesy.

[Melmart1]

Or doesn't pay up bets :) :stirpot:
Aw, hell. Here we go again ... :lol

[ATRAIN]

Not paying a bet really is kinda cheesy.


LOL sweet, i'm cheesy. I can live with that. This is going to be the first bet I don't pay actually, and I think I picked a good one NOT to pay out on.

[peewee's lovechild]

You start a conversation in a PUBLIC FORUM and then get mad when people chime in? :lmao

If you don't want people commenting on your conversation, feel free to use the PM feature.

1. I didn't start that conversation, which further proves my point that you just didn't know what you were talking about when you chimed in.

2. I said what I said because you chimed in without knowing what the arguement was all about.

[CuckingFunt]

God fucking damn I wish I could be sleeping right now.

[Melmart1]

1. I didn't start that conversation, which further proves my point that you just didn't know what you were talking about when you chimed in.

2. I said what I said because you chimed in without knowing what the arguement was all about.
1. Semantics. I meant that you engaged in a conversation, so stop trying to get off on some technicality. You kept arguing with them in a PUBLIC FORUM so anything you say is fair game. Deal with it.

2. So again, a useless cunt=commenting in a public forum. I guess that makes you and everyone else one as well.

[Melmart1]

God fucking damn I wish I could be sleeping right now.
I'm waiting on my morning stories to edit, and they haven't sent them to me yet. The longer they wait, the longer it will be till I can take a nap. :pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

So, if commenting in a public forum=useless cunt, I don't even want to know what peewee would call someone who ... i don't know ... lies or cheats on their spouse or something that is truly heinous.

I wouldn't know either, none of that has ever happened.

But, someone who butts into a conversation and adding their two cents without even knowning what it's all about is a useless cunt.

[Insomniac]

God fucking damn I wish I could be sleeping right now.

word

[ATRAIN]

God fucking damn I wish I could be sleeping right now.


Your at home though right?

[CuckingFunt]

Your at home though right?
Not for too much longer. I've got class starting in about 90 minutes, which means I have to start getting ready soon.

[Melmart1]

Not for too much longer. I've got class starting in about 90 minutes, which means I have to start getting ready soon.
Damn, how long does it take you to get ready?

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, how long does it take you to get ready?
45 minutes-ish? I take long showers.

[ATRAIN]

Not for too much longer. I've got class starting in about 90 minutes, which means I have to start getting ready soon.


Plus I keep forgetting its only 7:30 over there, so yeah that sucks. What time do you get out of class?

[peewee's lovechild]

1. Semantics. I meant that you engaged in a conversation, so stop trying to get off on some technicality. You kept arguing with them in a PUBLIC FORUM so anything you say is fair game. Deal with it.


So, why is your cunt getting all twisted over this?

I'm sorry I hurt your cunt's feelings.
I forgot how this is supposed to be a nice-nice place now.

[CuckingFunt]

Plus I keep forgetting its only 7:30 over there, so yeah that sucks. What time do you get out of class?
I only have two classes today, so I'm done a few minutes before noon. Then I can come home and take a nap... maybe.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sorry I hurt your cunt
First time for everything, I guess.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ham fisted cunt is funny, though.

[ATRAIN]

I only have two classes today, so I'm done a few minutes before noon. Then I can come home and take a nap... maybe.


What classes are they, and will you be awake during them? I miss going to college in the mornings. It especially kicked ass when you were done at 10 am for the day.

[peewee's lovechild]

First time for everything, I guess.

If you had a cunt this would apply.

[peewee's lovechild]

God knows that's debatable.

[CuckingFunt]

What classes are they, and will you be awake during them? I miss going to college in the mornings. It especially kicked ass when you were done at 10 a for the day.
French and Women's Studies.

And I'll definitely be awake. I never sleep in class -- if I'm that tired, I'll give myself some excuse to justify just staying home.

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought about doing that, but I wasn't sure how frequently you check your email.

I check it everyday. Hell ... I'm on gmail pretty much all day chatting with midge.

Now you know.

[Melmart1]

I was supposed to have my stories by 7am. Fuck this shit!

[ATRAIN]

French and Women's Studies.

And I'll definitely be awake. I never sleep in class -- if I'm that tired, I'll give myself some excuse to justify just staying home.


I only fell asleep on a regular basis in 1 college class. Sociology!! That class blew balls. The only good thing about that class was going to class with all the Fresas from Mexico. UTB was full of them.

[CuckingFunt]

If you had a cunt this would apply.
I must say that I'm somewhat disappointed that your course of action upon deciding that I'm icky has been to jump on the same "Funt's a man" bandwagon that everyone else has been riding for so long. Especially since you're one of the few people here who knows for a fact that isn't the case.

I had more faith in you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I check it everyday. Hell ... I'm on gmail pretty much all day chatting with midge.

Now you know.

I just figured Midge was chatting with online trannies all day.

Guess I was wrong.

[CuckingFunt]

I only fell asleep on a regular basis in 1 college class. Sociology!! That class blew balls. The only good thing about that class was going to class with all the Fresas from Mexico. UTB was full of them.
I started to nod off a few times during my statistics lectures last semester, but that's it. I've never been able to fall completely asleep in public.

[peewee's lovechild]

I must say that I'm somewhat disappointed that your course of action upon deciding that I'm icky has been to jump on the same "Funt's a man" bandwagon that everyone else has been riding for so long. Especially since you're one of the few people here who knows for a fact that isn't the case.

I had more faith in you.

With the piles and piles of lies, all that is debatable.

[Melmart1]

I started to nod off a few times during my statistics lectures last semester, but that's it. I've never been able to fall completely asleep in public.
That must make for some looong plane rides. Have you ever been overseas?

[CuckingFunt]

That must make for some looong plane rides. Have you ever been overseas?
Not yet. I'd assume that on a plane ride that long I'd be able to sleep at least a little, because otherwise that'd be pretty miserable.

[ATRAIN]

I started to nod off a few times during my statistics lectures last semester, but that's it. I've never been able to fall completely asleep in public.



Man I slept all over that campus. On the library couch, outside benches, student lounge.

[CuckingFunt]

Man I slept all over that campus. On the library couch, outside benches, student lounge.
I just can't trust myself to sleep daintily.

[Melmart1]

I just can't trust myself to sleep daintily.
What, do you snore or drool or something?

[jman3000]

atrain... are you gonna be on live later?

[ATRAIN]

atrain... are you gonna be on live later?


prob not till around 7ish

[jman3000]

my mom called me and told me i received an envelope from 10 years ago a couple days ago.

it was a time capsule i made when i was in middle school. i can't imagine what dorky shit is in there.

[ATRAIN]

I was thinking about getting this phone what do you guys think?

http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/Detail.aspx?device=acc8102d-4506-4eaa-bc2f-9c7b8ec1b1e0

[CuckingFunt]

What, do you snore or drool or something?
I've been told that I snore every now and then, but that it's a cute/girly snore. I don't know what that means.

But I've also been told that I talk in my sleep. A lot.

[ATRAIN]

my mom called me and told me i received an envelope from 10 years ago a couple days ago.

it was a time capsule i made when i was in middle school. i can't imagine what dorky shit is in there.


How old were you 10 year ago?

[Melmart1]

my mom called me and told me i received an envelope from 10 years ago a couple days ago.

it was a time capsule i made when i was in middle school. i can't imagine what dorky shit is in there.
I don't even remember what was going on in 1998. I had just turned 21 and was pretty much wasted all the time.

[Melmart1]

I was thinking about getting this phone what do you guys think?

http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/Detail.aspx?device=acc8102d-4506-4eaa-bc2f-9c7b8ec1b1e0
You have to slide out that keyboard just to dial a number? That would annoy the fuck out of me.

[ATRAIN]

You have to slide out that keyboard just to dial a number? That would annoy the fuck out of me.


Not sure thats a good point.

[Melmart1]

Not sure thats a good point.
It's always the little things like that that make the difference.

[mrsmaalox]

I was thinking about getting this phone what do you guys think?

http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/Detail.aspx?device=acc8102d-4506-4eaa-bc2f-9c7b8ec1b1e0

Hey you don't think 4.3" is too big? I like smaller.

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain I need shoe advice. My heel hurts.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain I need shoe advice. My heel hurts.


LOL why would I be good at giving shoe advice?

[mrsmaalox]

LOL why would I be good at giving shoe advice?

Hmm, I don't know...maybe the whole training for a race thing?! :dizzy I genuinely you'd wear shoes for that. But then again it could be a barefoot race thru a jungle...

[jman3000]

i was 12 10 years ago.

i remember putting a mark mcgwire rookie card in there thinking it would be worth a bunch of money when i got the envelope back.... but that was a huge pile of shit idea.

[ATRAIN]

Hmm, I don't know...maybe the whole training for a race thing?! :dizzy I genuinely you'd wear shoes for that. But then again it could be a barefoot race thru a jungle...


LOL go get you some New Balance. Do you guys have runtex in San Antionio?

[peewee's lovechild]

i was 12 10 years ago.

i remember putting a mark mcgwire rookie card in there thinking it would be worth a bunch of money when i got the envelope back.... but that was a huge pile of shit idea.

Give it to me.

That shit will be golden in 20 years or so.

[ATRAIN]

i was 12 10 years ago.

i remember putting a mark mcgwire rookie card in there thinking it would be worth a bunch of money when i got the envelope back.... but that was a huge pile of shit idea.


LOL were there condoms in there? Are you going to use them even though they are 10 years old?

[mrsmaalox]

LOL go get you some New Balance. Do you guys have runtex in San Antionio?

That's what I have. I've always used NB. I buy from Runner's World

[jman3000]

:lol

i dont use condoms. silly man.

[ATRAIN]

:lol

i dont use condoms. silly man.


Oh yeah my bad.

[jman3000]

why would i deny a woman the chance to be a bearer of my God-like offspring?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I would imagine your children would come out with a mustache...

[jman3000]

I'm not peewee.

[jman3000]

that was a bit harsh... to be honest i didnt really look at the pictures that closely.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol

i dont use condoms. silly man.

Reminds me, how's that whole tuberculosis thing working out for you jman?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was thinking about getting this phone what do you guys think?

http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/Detail.aspx?device=acc8102d-4506-4eaa-bc2f-9c7b8ec1b1e0that one is a bit bulky for my tastes. i just got the shadow a couple of weeks ago and it's pretty good. my only complaint so far is the battery life.

[ATRAIN]

that one is a bit bulky for my tastes. i just got the shadow a couple of weeks ago and it's pretty good. my only complaint so far is the battery life.


Yeah I was thinking about that one. Its about 50 more for the other one, hummm.

[jman3000]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9871/img0038fu9.jpg


new years was fun.

[jman3000]

explosions are great.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not peewee.

Dude, I don't have a 'stach.

Neither does my kid, but she is a little hairball.

[jman3000]

I miss that damn thing.

ballin'
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5288/game3075rm9.jpg

:lol @ 4 in the morning.

[jman3000]

how do you post youtube videos again?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I miss that damn thing.

ballin'
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5288/game3075rm9.jpg

:lol @ 4 in the morning.

http://www.doughmaker1.com/images/redbaronlogo.jpg

[jman3000]

no thread on the resurgence of new kids on the block?

[ATRAIN]

I miss that damn thing.

ballin'
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5288/game3075rm9.jpg

:lol @ 4 in the morning.


Jman we should have a stache tuesday in 2 weeks. See who can grow the best stache.

[jman3000]

i would lose. horribly.

that masterpiece took like 2 months to grow.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rasho and the other chick look like they have vampire eyes.