Free Quattro Razor (13)

[mrsmaalox]

:toast

You and me both. I must be drunk.....i just walked through the house with all the lights off and bumped into "someone". The only other one here is the cat.

Were you naked?

[Silver21_Black20]

stfu.

it was windy and if i remember correctly there was about 3 inches of snow on the ground.

not to mention my back was hurting and i had a lot of things on my mind at the time.

Lies!!!

[jman3000]

hey katy... tell crystal im sorry for the way i talked to her that one time when yall were trying to get me to go downtown and i was drunk.

i felt like the biggest asshole ever after that happened. i still feel all weird when i think about it. furthest thing from being myself i think ive ever been.

[jman3000]

Lies!!!
BIGGER LIES!

[to21]

Were you naked?
Not yet.

You offering?

[mrsmaalox]

Not yet.

You offering?

No. It just seemed like a funny thing to ask!

[RashoFan]

Not yet.

You offering?
Show me a pic of you naked and I promise not to share it to anyone...

[ATRAIN]

Jman and Lionsfan are pimps!!

Katy DOES have a sexy voice, but she can't drink a hurricane for shit.

Rasho fan is attention whoring like always.

Funt has a bruised up ass and wants pm's about request for her showing her tetas, but she is coolo with showing them, unless your mel.

[RashoFan]

...outside of ST.com....

[mrsmaalox]

Show me a pic of you naked and I promise not to share it to anyone...

That's my girl! :tu

[CuckingFunt]

Funt has a bruised up ass and wants pm's about request for her showing her tetas, but she is coolo with showing them, unless your mel.

I never said that I wanted those PMs, I just said that I wasn't getting them.

Also... something in your post would lead me to suspect that the one update you didn't give is that ATRAIN's been drinkin'.

[to21]

Show me a pic of you naked and I promise not to share it to anyone...
again with this.....
I'm might drunk enough to do it.....

[RashoFan]

again with this.....
I'm might drunk enough to do it.....
Just DO IT already...

[jman3000]

atrain hasnt been drinking... he's just a spaz.

[ATRAIN]

Show me a pic of you naked and I promise not to share it to anyone...


LOL I think TO will do it

[to21]

That's my girl! :tu
I'll send u a copy also.
:fro

[ATRAIN]

atrain hasnt been drinking... he's just a spaz.


im actually just tired. Who uses the word spaz anyways?

[marini martini]

Were you naked?


Nope! But I bet the cat was :toast

[CuckingFunt]

im actually just tired. Who uses the word spaz anyways?I use spazz a lot in conversation, actually.

[ATRAIN]

I never thought it would be possible to over use the toast smiley but the ST Lush has done that months ago.

[ATRAIN]

I use spazz a lot in conversation, actually.


I'm actually not surprised.

[to21]

Tiger Woods has big teeths.

[marini martini]

I never thought it would be possible to over use the toast smiley but the ST Lush has done that months ago.

FU :toast


:drunk Better??????????????????

[to21]

I feel sorry for his girl....when he goes down on her.

[RashoFan]

Fruit Roll ups are yummy

[mrsmaalox]

Nope! But I bet the cat was :toast

That's my other girl! :tu

[CuckingFunt]

I never thought it would be possible to over use the toast smiley but the ST Lush has done that months ago.:lmao :eyebrows :dramaquee :nope :pctoss and :depressed are the only smilies I've ever used with any regularity. And it's usually just the first two.

[to21]

Just DO IT already...
a nekkid picture for a nekkid picture.

u first.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel sorry for his girl....when he goes down on her.Teeth aren't scary, as long as they're used right.

[jman3000]

mmmm... biting....

[ATRAIN]

:lmao :eyebrows :dramaquee :nope :pctoss and :depressed are the only smilies I've ever used with any regularity. And it's usually just the first two.

I have nothing against the smilies, but it tends to lose it effect when being over used.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao :eyebrows :dramaquee :nope :pctoss and :depressed are the only smilies I've ever used with any regularity. And it's usually just the first two.

My favorite one is the smartass one: :D I just love him!

[ATRAIN]

mmmm... biting....

Oh yeah and Jman is a biter, watch out ladies. I don't know from personal experience but I heard through the grape vine. Don't worry thought because if your a hood rat and horny your safe around Jman because he won't touch you.

[CuckingFunt]

mmmm... biting....See, jman knows.

[jman3000]

i always thought mrsmaalox and marini were the same person.

now i know there are actually TWO drunk cougars.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I think I'm the only one that's used this one, :bike: , and that's the only reason I used it.

Smilies are not my friends.

[RashoFan]

a nekkid picture for a nekkid picture.

u first.
I asked first...you deliver then I deliver

[ATRAIN]

J get on live

[jman3000]

Oh yeah and Jman is a biter, watch out ladies. I don't know from personal experience but I heard through the grape vine. Don't worry thought because if your a hood rat and horny your safe around Jman because he won't touch you.

taht's good.. because all this site is is a bunch of horny hoodrats.

[ATRAIN]

I think I'm the only one that's used this one, :bike: , and that's the only reason I used it.

Smilies are not my friends.


was that just random usage? How the hell did you find a use for it?

[jman3000]

J get on live

i would... i was on for a couple hours earlier... but i went to school to mop up some homework.

FEAR's single player is lame... but it has a really addicting multiplayer.

[mrsmaalox]

i always thought mrsmaalox and marini were the same person.

now i know there are actually TWO drunk cougars.

I have not had a drink tonight!!!!

[ATRAIN]

taht's good.. because all this site is is a bunch of horny hoodrats.


true true, hoodrats and cougars.

[ATRAIN]

i would... i was on for a couple hours earlier... but i went to school to mop up some homework.

FEAR's single player is lame... but it has a really addicting multiplayer.


are you at school right now?

[jman3000]

ive gotten somebody fired from work before because of my bites. im usually good about not leaving marks.. but sometimes i go a bite overboard.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

was that just random usage? How the hell did you find a use for it?

It's in th "Advice: Date from Hell" thread.

[jman3000]

but sometimes i go a bite overboard.

get it? huh?

bite? bit?

yeah.

[mrsmaalox]

I have not had a drink tonight!!!!

And it's especially strange because I always thought jman and Marini were the same person! Wonders never cease.

[ATRAIN]

It's in th "Advice: Date from Hell" thread.


lol ill have to look that up.

[jman3000]

And it's especially strange because I always thought jman and Marini were the same person! Wonders never cease.

i always thought your butt and your face were the same person.

[ATRAIN]

And it's especially strange because I always thought jman and Marini were the same person! Wonders never cease.


I found out Jman dresses in drag and is a 900 phone sex operator, but also Jman can't handle drinking that much without being sick so I believe they are not the same.

[jman3000]

:pctoss

stomache lined with gold damn it!

lined with gold!

[mrsmaalox]

i always thought your butt and your face were the same person.

Oh good, kindergarten smack.

[CuckingFunt]

i always thought your butt and your face were the same person.That made me laugh much more than it should have.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey RashoFan and to21 have been gone for a long time. I bet she's having to talk him thru the naked picture

[marini martini]

i always thought mrsmaalox and marini were the same person.

now i know there are actually TWO drunk cougars.


Hey, I know you're a skinny scrawny ass, that drives too fast on your way home :toast meowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Wouldn't "sabertooth" be the proper terminology?

[jman3000]

wtf is up with all this skinny stuff?

i may not be huge... but i think the people that know me would say that im not "scrawny"

[jman3000]

That made me laugh much more than it should have.
it made you laugh the precise amount i wanted it to make you laugh.

[jman3000]

and is that meowrrrrr a car zooming or is it a cat meowing?

[jman3000]

like when a car goes by really fast... meowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[CuckingFunt]

it made you laugh the precise amount i wanted it to make you laugh.That may well be the case, but that doesn't mean it should have made me laugh that much.

[CuckingFunt]

I still think that marini is somehow related to awmyplace.

[jman3000]

it was stupid and it didnt make any sense whatsoever.

it should have made you laugh.

[timvp]

and is that meowrrrrr a car zooming or is it a cat meowing?Is this what the Q has become?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I still think that marini is somehow related to awmyplace.

ashbeeigh has to be part of that family tree in some capacity.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Time for Shinchan.

[CuckingFunt]

ashbeeigh has to be part of that family tree in some capacity.As weird as it feels saying this... I give ashbeeigh more credit than that.

And that's really saying something.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh deserves no credit.

she is a dirty, dirty whore who will pleasure any glory hole she comes across.

[marini martini]

And it's especially strange because I always thought jman and Marini were the same person! Wonders never cease.


And I thought you & Smellie were the same! Go figure :toast

[marini martini]

Me + Jman=deer killin idiot?

[jman3000]

:lol nobody knows shit about anybody.

[CuckingFunt]

I still think it's possible we're all the same person.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I still think it's possible we're all the same person.

......or ARE we?!?!??!
:wtf

[RashoFan]

Hey RashoFan and to21 have been gone for a long time. I bet she's having to talk him thru the naked picture
Nah, went to get ready for bed...I am just poking my nose in here for a moment or two before I snore.

[timvp]

marini martini and mrsmaalox, I always thought you two were the same poster. Seriously.

I apologize.

Forgiven?

[RashoFan]

I still think it's possible we're all the same person.
The Quattro is Schizo????
Could be...

[RashoFan]

..or not.

[RashoFan]

I feel like a gotdamn flip flopping politician with those 2 last post..:dizzy

[jman3000]

marini martini and mrsmaalox, I always thought you two were the same poster. Seriously.

I apologize.

Forgiven?

:lmao

[RashoFan]

marini martini and mrsmaalox, I always thought you two were the same poster. Seriously.

I apologize.

Forgiven?
You shall never have to ask for forgiveness...you are a PIMP LJ.
Plus you can make us go away anytime you want...mwhahah

[RashoFan]

Rolling with the homies....

[RashoFan]

Pharmaceutical enhanced giddiness...How I love thee...let me count the :sleep

[CuckingFunt]

Either the weather needs to clear up before tomorrow, or my friends need to stop being too scared to go outside in hail because I am bored out of my fucking skin.

[marini martini]

marini martini and mrsmaalox, I always thought you two were the same poster. Seriously.

I apologize.

Forgiven?

Chess, dahlink"


:toast :toast :toast

[marini martini]

Chess, dahlink"


:toast :toast :toast


And so did I :toast

[Kori Ellis]

ashbeeigh deserves no credit.

she is a dirty, dirty whore who will pleasure any glory hole she comes across.

So you've had her?

[Kori Ellis]

By the way, Old School Chic probably had D's, but she was one weird Chic. She's probably still here under one of her many aliases.

[CuckingFunt]

By the way, Old School Chic probably had D's, but she was one weird Chic. She's probably still here under one of her many aliases.Really?

I must have really been wowed by her lighting description, because it clearly made a larger impression on me than the actual picture did.

[Kori Ellis]

I must have really been wowed by her lighting description.

:lmao

[marini martini]

By the way, Old School Chic probably had D's, but she was one weird Chic. She's probably still here under one of her many aliases.

WTF does D mean?

Will u keep me in an urn after I've gone??

Pleez, pretty pleez :toast

[timvp]

Chess, dahlink"


:toast :toast :toastCheckers, dahclick"

:toast :toast :toast :toast

[timvp]

You shall never have to ask for forgiveness...you are a PIMP LJ.
Plus you can make us go away anytime you want...mwhahahTrue and True.

[ATRAIN]

Rasho might quite possibly be the biggest ass kisser on the face of the planet.

[florige]

Wat up Atain? :lol

[ATRAIN]

Wat up Atain? :lol


whats up man, lol they thought I was drinking last night.

[ATRAIN]

hey to21 did you and rasho have cyber sex last night?

[to21]

hey to21 did you and rasho have cyber sex last night?
Nah! She didn't put out, she's a tease.......oh and I was drinking last night.

I might try again tonight..... :spin

[ATRAIN]

Nah! She didn't put out, she's a tease.......oh and I was drinking last night.

I might try again tonight..... :spin


She is a internet cock tease?? What a ewhore!!

[to21]

She is a internet cock tease?? What a ewhore!!
Exactly Dude!

She kept sayn' she had an eheadache and that her evagina was still sore.

[ATRAIN]

Exactly Dude!

She kept sayn' she had an eheadache and that her evagina was still sore.


you could have at least gotten a ehandjob

[katyon6th]

ive gotten somebody fired from work before because of my bites. im usually good about not leaving marks.. but sometimes i go a bite overboard.

You've left bruises before, asshole. Crystal had a bruise the size of a softball on her shoulder because of you.

You didn't make me bruise, though. :(

[florige]

They seriously were going to have cyber sex?

[ATRAIN]

They seriously were going to have cyber sex?

Well there was some serious e-petting going on.

[florige]

It's turning into Melrose Place in here...

[ATRAIN]

It's turning into Melrose Place in here...


fuck yeah it is

[peewee's lovechild]

Two stupid bitches this morning were rubbing thier sweaters complaining about how cold it was.

They were both wearing flip flops.

America's youth is stupid as hell.

[ATRAIN]

Two stupid bitches this morning were rubbing thier sweaters complaining about how cold it was.

They were both wearing flip flops.

America's youth is stupid as hell.


LMAO dumb whores

[mrsmaalox]

LMAO dumb whores

Peewee, you of all people should understand the year-round flipflop thing!!! I thought we've already gone thru this.

[mrsmaalox]

And to21, how's your head? :)

[ATRAIN]

Peewee, you of all people should understand the year-round flipflop thing!!! I thought we've already gone thru this.


I love flip flops but I am not stupid to wear them year round. Thing about Austin is that everyone wears flip flops.

[to21]

And to21, how's your head? :)
I told you guys Rasho didn't put out.

Oh you mean the big one......it's good. All I had was a bottle of Goose and JB on freeze that needed to be emptied. Not too much sauce.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee, you of all people should understand the year-round flipflop thing!!! I thought we've already gone thru this.

Why would I understand the fip-flop thing?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

I fucking hate flip-flops. And, I fucking hate when people wear them just to make a fashion statement. Those stupid bitches were freezing their asses off because they wanted to stay within the confines of modern mainstream fashion by wearing those pieces of shit.

Don't defend those stupid cunts.

[ATRAIN]

Why would I understand the fip-flop thing?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

I fucking hate flip-flops. And, I fucking hate when people wear them just to make a fashion statement. Those stupid bitches were freezing their asses off because they wanted to stay within the confines of modern mainstream fashion by wearing those pieces of shit.

Don't defend those stupid cunts.


LOL damn someone woke up a little too early today. I only wear flip flops because im lazy and they are easy to put on and take off.

[mrsmaalox]

Why would I understand the fip-flop thing?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

I fucking hate flip-flops. And, I fucking hate when people wear them just to make a fashion statement. Those stupid bitches were freezing their asses off because they wanted to stay within the confines of modern mainstream fashion by wearing those pieces of shit.

Don't defend those stupid cunts.

Wow. Over-react much? I'm not defending anybody. I was just making a joke/reference (albeit lame) to the whole sexy pedicure thing. Bite me! :flipoff

[ATRAIN]

Wow. Over-react much? I'm not defending anybody. I was just making a joke/reference (albeit lame) to the whole sexy pedicure thing. Bite me! :flipoff


If Jman was here he would bite you.

[mrsmaalox]

If Jman was here he would bite you.

And I could use a good biting this morning!

[ATRAIN]

And I could use a good biting this morning!


LOL you like it when they bite you?

[samikeyp]

While I don't have the venom that p-dub has on the subject, I do have to agree with him. I love flip flops too...sadly in the sub-arctic where I live, I don't get to wear them much. But if you are going to wear them in January, even in SA...don't bitch you are cold. If you are cold, put some socks on or something.

[ATRAIN]

While I don't have the venom that p-dub has on the subject, I do have to agree with him. I love flip flops too...sadly in the sub-arctic where I live, I don't get to wear them much. But if you are going to wear them in January, even in SA...don't bitch you are cold. If you are cold, put some socks on or something.


word

[mrsmaalox]

LOL you like it when they bite you?

Not really, but it just has to be better than the shit this computer is doing. And then that ass-wipe PW being even MORE obnoxious than usual! Shithead.

[florige]

Not really, but it just has to be better than the shit this computer is doing. And then that ass-wipe PW being even MORE obnoxious than usual! Shithead.



I think you and me are in the same boat in needing a new computer... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

While I don't have the venom that p-dub has on the subject, I do have to agree with him. I love flip flops too...sadly in the sub-arctic where I live, I don't get to wear them much. But if you are going to wear them in January, even in SA...don't bitch you are cold. If you are cold, put some socks on or something.

Well of course, that's all pretty obvious!! I personally wear flip flops year round, because my feet are one of my good points and I take pride in keeping them beautiful. And I don't bitch about being cold. But PW knows all that, he just has a baby bottle stuck up his ass or something. :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

I think you and me are in the same boat in needing a new computer... :lol


Maybe ill donate my tax money to flow for a new computer. I just got my first paycheck with my new rate on it, it was nice.

[mrsmaalox]

I think you and me are in the same boat in needing a new computer... :lol

Well Atrain single handedly impaired this one. Be warned.

[florige]

Maybe ill donate my tax money to flow for a new computer. I just got my first paycheck with my new rate on it, it was nice.


New Rate? Talking about a raise?

[ATRAIN]

New Rate? Talking about a raise?


Sort of, its complicated but in a nutshell they changed company wide from salary to hourly and that messed up our scheduling. SOO they gave us a pay rate bump to make up in our lost time. I'm essentially making like 3 dollars extra a hour. PLUSSS I should be getting a raise in a about a month sooo its going to be even more then.

[ATRAIN]

Well Atrain single handedly impaired this one. Be warned.


Yeah I have computer killing abilities with just saying a few words. I am like the Muad'Dib of the computer world. I can kill with one word.

[florige]

Sort of, its complicated but in a nutshell they changed company wide from salary to hourly and that messed up our scheduling. SOO they gave us a pay rate bump to make up in our lost time. I'm essentially making like 3 dollars extra a hour. PLUSSS I should be getting a raise in a about a month sooo its going to be even more then.


Dude, see if you can get me on there...

[jman3000]

You've left bruises before, asshole. Crystal had a bruise the size of a softball on her shoulder because of you.

You didn't make me bruise, though. :(

just say the word :hat

[florige]

Well Atrain single handedly impaired this one. Be warned.



I always see you writing about that blue screen fatal error. Mine hasn't gotten to that point yet, but I know that it might not be far away. I hate those screens...

[ATRAIN]

Dude, see if you can get me on there...


LOL sure they are hiring a lot over here actually. PLUS I get a $800 signing bonus for every referral I recommend.

[samikeyp]

Well of course, that's all pretty obvious!! I personally wear flip flops year round, because my feet are one of my good points and I take pride in keeping them beautiful. And I don't bitch about being cold. But PW knows all that, he just has a baby bottle stuck up his ass or something. :rolleyes

Well, the contents of p-dubs culo are his own bizness but I get his point. Its like my nephew the other day...its 20 degrees outside, he goes out without a coat on and then starts with "I'm cold!"

[florige]

LOL sure they are hiring a lot over here actually. PLUS I get a $800 signing bonus for every referral I recommend.


I guess if you can give me a crash course in computer programming then I should be good when they start asking me all those computer questions other than Ctl+alt+del....

[ATRAIN]

I guess if you can give me a crash course in computer programming then I should be good when they start asking me all those computer questions other than Ctl+alt+del....


LOL sure with some of the morons that get hired here im sure I could get you in.

[mrsmaalox]

Well, the contents of p-dubs culo are his own bizness but ...

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, the contents of p-dubs culo are his own bizness but I get his point. Its like my nephew the other day...its 20 degrees outside, he goes out without a coat on and then starts with "I'm cold!"

No shit.

That dumb shit drives me crazy.

[Melmart1]

It's always men with the ugliest, hairiest feet who wear flip flops. Would it kill you to get a pedicure?

[ATRAIN]

No shit.

That dumb shit drives me crazy.


Did you tell those dumb whores anything?

[ATRAIN]

It's always men with the ugliest, hairiest feet who wear flip flops. Would it kill you to get a pedicure?


Men are supposed to be rugged so to answer your questions YES it would.

[Melmart1]

Men are supposed to be rugged so to answer your questions YES it would.
Rugged ... :lol

[ATRAIN]

Rugged ... :lol


Im sure that little fruit Shagia gets them though.

[samikeyp]

It's always men with the ugliest, hairiest feet who wear flip flops. Would it kill you to get a pedicure?

Or at least kill that nail fungus!

:lol

[ATRAIN]

Or at least kill that nail fungus!

:lol


the nail fungus gives your feet personality.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you tell those dumb whores anything?

I wanted to light their hair on fire.

[samikeyp]

I wanted to light their hair on fire.

Well, they wouldn't be cold anymore!

[ATRAIN]

I wanted to light their hair on fire.


YOU should have they wouldnt be saying it was cold after that!!

[ATRAIN]

Well, they wouldn't be cold anymore!


FUCK im too slow!! :worthy:

[peewee's lovechild]

Or at least kill that nail fungus!

:lol

Can nail fungus be killed?

[mrsmaalox]

It's always men with the ugliest, hairiest feet who wear flip flops. Would it kill you to get a pedicure?
Exactly, thank you very much! And then there's that fungus thing..:vomit:

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, they wouldn't be cold anymore!
:lol :lol

I'd follow it up by setting their cunt hairs on fire.

[samikeyp]

Can nail fungus be killed?

yes it can but you usually have to get a prescription.

[mrsmaalox]

FUCK im too slow!! :worthy:

Shit I'm even slower than you! :lol

[ATRAIN]

:lol :lol

I'd follow it up by setting their cunt hairs on fire.


LOL damn burnt hair smells nasty, I can just imagine the smell of dirty cunt hair

[samikeyp]

Exactly, thank you very much! And then there's that fungus thing..:vomit:


Very true. Some people just shouldn't wear certain things.

Its like the little white girl I saw once wearing a shirt that said "Chicas rule"

She was about as far away from being a "chica" as you can get.

[peewee's lovechild]

yes it can but you usually have to get a prescription.

Someone should prescribe it to that Tree Man.

[peewee's lovechild]

Very true. Some people just shouldn't wear certain things.

Its like the little white girl I saw once wearing a shirt that said "Chicas rule"

She was about as far away from being a "chica" as you can get.

Or, fat chicks who wear tiny tube tops thinking they're hot as shit.

[ATRAIN]

Or, fat chicks who wear tiny tube tops thinking they're hot as shit.


LOL I saw this fat chick wearing a small tube top that said "you can't afford me"

LMAO I was thinking no one wants you.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL I saw this fat chick wearing a small tube top that said "you can't afford me"

LMAO I was thinking no one wants you.

There was this fat bitch one time that was wearing warmers and it said "Juicy" on her ass.

It looked like:

J u I cy

Jesus fuck, that should be illegal.

[ATRAIN]

There was this fat bitch one time that was wearing warmers and it said "Juicy" on her ass.

It looked like:

J u I cy

Jesus fuck, that should be illegal.


LOL

[mrsmaalox]

LOL

I really hate when little girls wear that. The one's about 11 yrs old.

[ATRAIN]

I really hate when little girls wear that. The one's about 11 yrs old.


They are ho's in training.

[jman3000]

I'm so glad I'm not drinking tonight. There are enough retarded photos of me on this site than I care for.

[ATRAIN]

I'm so glad I'm not drinking tonight. There are enough retarded photos of me on this site than I care for.


hey J, i might be heading to your neck of the woods this weekend, lets go pick up hood rats!!

[jman3000]

hey J, i might be heading to your neck of the woods this weekend, lets go pick up hood rats!!

we can have a contest to see who can get the most numbers from chicks with tramp stamps.

i may have an edge with the homefield advantage.

[CuckingFunt]

I really thought I'd make it at least into week four before being a spazz, oversleeping, and missing a class.

[jman3000]

i missed my entire 1st day.

dont feel bad.

[ATRAIN]

we can have a contest to see who can get the most numbers from chicks with tramp stamps.

i may have an edge with the homefield advantage.


Face scars earn bouns points. Tear tattoos are worth 50 points.

[CuckingFunt]

i missed my entire 1st day.

dont feel bad.
I know several people who intentionally miss their first day every semester because no one ever does anything but review the syllabus.

[jman3000]

I know several people who intentionally miss their first day every semester because no one ever does anything but review the syllabus.
well now you know more severaler.

[ATRAIN]

I really thought I'd make it at least into week four before being a spazz, oversleeping, and missing a class.


Sucks but awesome all at the same time.

[jman3000]

Face scars earn bouns points. Tear tattoos are worth 50 points.
woah... i dont know what kinda chicas you roll with... but i dont want to wake up with my balls cut off or anything.

ill just have to earn my points of quantity... not quality of points.

[ATRAIN]

woah... i dont know what kinda chicas you roll with... but i dont want to wake up with my balls cut off or anything.

ill just have to earn my points of quantity... not quality of points.

LOL I was digging too deep in the hood...my bad. Ok tramp stamps it is then.

[CuckingFunt]

Sucks but awesome all at the same time.
It'd be slightly more awesome if it gave me substantially more lazy time, but I've got to head to class #2 in just over an hour. Luckily I did make a completely futile effort to get ready and make it to my first class, however, so I'm already dressed.

[CuckingFunt]

woah... i dont know what kinda chicas you roll with... but i dont want to wake up with my balls cut off or anything.

ill just have to earn my points of quantity... not quality of points.
Yeah, jman's gotta be careful... considering he's all scrawny, and stuff.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, jman's gotta be careful... considering he's all scrawny, and stuff.


LOL don't worry J ill protect you. Well as far as your balls are concerend yeah your on your own there.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i give you a few weeks, b4 you start to wag classes...this always happens unless your either a nerd or too cool for school

[CuckingFunt]

i give you a few weeks, b4 you start to wag classes...this always happens unless your either a nerd or too cool for school
I'm a nerd.

[jman3000]

man... this scrawny stuff is starting to get to me a bit.

but it's probably the fact that im letting that known.

so ill just shut it.


and i dont need protection :madrun

[ATRAIN]

I'm a nerd.


So that means you wont skip anymore?

[mrsmaalox]

i give you a few weeks, b4 you start to wag classes...this always happens unless your either a nerd or too cool for school
I didn't think nerds miss much school. Isn't that one of the things that makes them nerds?

[jman3000]

and i dont need protection :madrun

that's my motto :smokin

[ATRAIN]

and i dont need protection :madrun

Without the power of the stache I'm not so sure. I have a goatee going so we should be ok.

[CuckingFunt]

So that means you wont skip anymore?
I very, very, very seldom intentionally skip a class unless I have a really good reason to do so.

But I'm almost as lazy as I am nerdy, so I make no promises about not oversleeping anymore.

[jman3000]

yeah... my stache made me look like some bad ass sheriff of some bad ass western town. or at least that's what i always envisioned. it might have just made me look like some creepy pedo.

[ATRAIN]

yeah... my stache made me look like some bad ass sheriff of some bad ass western town. or at least that's what i always envisioned. it might have just made me look like some creepy pedo.


Straight outa deadwood

[jman3000]

i will add this though... i got almost no play when i had that damned thing... then magically, when the spurs won the 'ship and i shaved it off, thigns turned around.

[ATRAIN]

i will add this though... i got almost no play when i had that damned thing... then magically, when the spurs won the 'ship and i shaved it off, thigns turned around.


So the power is in the lack of the stache??

[ATRAIN]

hey flo to answer your question........YES thats her.

[CuckingFunt]

i will add this though... i got almost no play when i had that damned thing... then magically, when the spurs won the 'ship and i shaved it off, thigns turned around.
That should answer the badass sheriff vs. creepy pedo question.

[CuckingFunt]

hey flo to answer your question........YES thats her.Well... color me lost. florige isn't even in here.

[Silver21_Black20]

yeah... my stache made me look like some bad ass sheriff of some bad ass western town. or at least that's what i always envisioned. it might have just made me look like some creepy pedo.

I'd go with the creepy pedo.

[florige]

Well... color me lost. florige isn't even in here.



floridge? Who is that Funt?


Man you are good!! :lol

[ATRAIN]

I see him in here

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[ATRAIN]

floridge? Who is that Funt?


Man you are good!! :lol


and there he is

[jman3000]

the power is most definately in the stache... it's just probably only the hottest 1% of girls in the world can possibly tame it.

i think it was an intimidation factor more than anythign.

[florige]

and there he is


Yeah that sucks dude. That whole ex crap is hard to get around...

[ATRAIN]

Yeah that sucks dude. That whole ex crap is hard to get around...


yeah its hard to compete with. Clean out your inbox dude.

[jman3000]

I'd go with the creepy pedo.

you told me you thought it was hot :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Man you are good!! :lol
Well, duh.

[ATRAIN]

Dammit im sleepy, I shoudnt have stayed up watching Grandma's boy but I fucking love that movie.

[ATRAIN]

Don't Judge me Monkey

http://feignlogik.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/grandmas-boy.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Enough Time to 69

http://www.filmfodder.com/movies/reviews/grandmas_boy/images/grandmas_boy.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

"Back Street for life!"

[CuckingFunt]

I never saw Grandma's Boy. It looks like the kind of movie I wouldn't like.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're missing out.

[ATRAIN]

"Back Street for life!"


LMAO yeah I like where she asks him right after that, why are you all sweaty?

"I started a fight club"


LMAO

[peewee's lovechild]

"You don't like techno?"

"No."

"You would if you had robot ears."

[ATRAIN]

"You don't like techno?"

"No."

"You would if you had robot ears."


hahahaha JP, "Don't be mad at us(in a robot voice)"

[mrsmaalox]

I love to clean off my desk! I just found a scratch off lottery ticket for $40, a HOME magazine I haven't read yet, and a receipt for a sweater I need to return to Dillard's. Treasures!

[CuckingFunt]

Theory I came up with last night while talking with a friend: I bet a LOT of the videos on youporn are of ex-girlfriends who'd been assured that the tape was destroyed.

[mrsmaalox]

Theory I came up with last night while talking with a friend: I bet a LOT of the videos on youporn are of ex-girlfriends who'd been assured that the tape was destroyed.

Well that is not a comforting thought at all!

[Silver21_Black20]

you told me you thought it was hot :depressed

Haha ... that was said in the privacy of a PM. Plus, I was lying.

[ATRAIN]

Theory I came up with last night while talking with a friend: I bet a LOT of the videos on youporn are of ex-girlfriends who'd been assured that the tape was destroyed.


Redtube?

[CuckingFunt]

Well that is not a comforting thought at all!
No. It really isn't.

[CuckingFunt]

Redtube?
No, youporn.

But the theory would work for redtube, too.

[ATRAIN]

No, youporn.

But the theory would work for redtube, too.


I would like a date with Heather IDT

[CuckingFunt]

I would like a date with Heather IDT
:lmao

I know people way cuter than her who can do the same thing.

[florige]

I would like a date with Heather IDT


What is youporn like a you tube but with porn?

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

I know people way cuter than her who can do the same thing.


Cute has nothing to do with it. Its all about her skills!!

[jman3000]

Haha ... that was said in the privacy of a PM. Plus, I was lying.

youre lying when you say you were lying.

fucking admit it!

[mrsmaalox]

Redtube? Youporn? I only ever saw Porntube; and something with "amateurs" which is both the funniest and grossest place to visit.

[ATRAIN]

What is youporn like a you tube but with porn?


Yes sir and redtube is like youporn.

[CuckingFunt]

Cute has nothing to do with it. Its all about her skills!!
But if you can get the cute and the skills in one package, isn't that a win-win?

[ATRAIN]

But if you can get the cute and the skills in one package, isn't that a win-win?


Good point, I would have to see those skills. Heather IDT has mad skills!!

[florige]

Yes sir and redtube is like youporn.


huh, I will brb.

[CuckingFunt]

Holy ass! It's like a storm of biblical proportions outside right now. And hailing, to boot.

Unless it clears up in the next couple of minutes, we might be looking at one of those really good reasons to skip class #2.

[CuckingFunt]

huh, I will brb.
Well... there went flo for the day.

[ATRAIN]

Well... there went flo for the day.


hahahaha hey flo how is your fav little rascal? Is it alfalfa or is it spanky?

[mrsmaalox]

Well... there went flo for the day.
He might have to stay home from work!

[ATRAIN]

He might have to stay home from work!


Well on the plus side he won't have to rub one out in the cruiser again!

[florige]

Well... there went flo for the day.



Man there are tons of videos there. Would you be mad Funt if your lover secretly recorded you and put it on one of those sites?

[CuckingFunt]

Well on the plus side he won't have to rub one out in the cruiser again!
:lmao

[florige]

Well on the plus side he won't have to rub one out in the cruiser again!


I knew that was coming... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Man there are tons of videos there. Would you be mad Funt if your lover secretly recorded you and put it on one of those sites?
If it didn't show my face or anything that could identify me as me... then, my bad for being stupid enough to not know I was being filmed.

If it did show my face or something that could identify me as me, someone would be killed.

[mrsmaalox]

I knew that was coming... :lol

Well that makes me wonder...do you always get the same car? Does anyone else use it on another shift? How could you possibly stand it if you knew they were "rubbing" and what not in there?

[ATRAIN]

If it didn't show my face or anything that could identify me as me... then, my bad for being stupid enough to not know I was being filmed.

If it did show my face or something that could identify me as me, someone would be killed.


Would you tell us if you had one so we could watch it and grade your performance?

[ATRAIN]

Well that makes me wonder...do you always get the same car? Does anyone else use it on another shift? How could you possibly stand it if you knew they were "rubbing" and what not in there?


Its extra glaze for his donuts

[CuckingFunt]

Would you tell us if you had one so we could watch it and grade your performance?
Depends on how bored/drunk/attention whorish I was feeling at the time.

But probably not. I'm already confident enough in my general performance to not need grades.

[Fozzie]

What do you get when the Pilsbury dough boy bends over????? DONUTS
Woccka Woccka Woccckkka

[ATRAIN]

Depends on how bored/drunk/attention whorish I was feeling at the time.

But probably not. I'm already confident enough in my general performance to not need grades.


boooo

[CuckingFunt]

Its extra glaze for his donuts
That's... not very appetizing.

[CuckingFunt]

boooo
:lol

I've yet to find any videos of myself, so it's kind of a moot point.

[mrsmaalox]

Its extra glaze for his donuts

You are so gross; glazed donuts suck.

[florige]

Well that makes me wonder...do you always get the same car? Does anyone else use it on another shift? How could you possibly stand it if you knew they were "rubbing" and what not in there?



Always the same car unless it's being serviced. The cars are shared between shifts. I work nights and share my cruiser with one other officer from the day shift. As long as she cleans all that cummin up do I don't care... :lol

[ATRAIN]

That's... not very appetizing.


Heather IDT would think it was.

[ATRAIN]

Always the same car unless it's being serviced. The cars are shared between shifts. I work nights and share my cruiser with one other officer from the day shift. As long as she cleans all that cummin up do I don't care... :lol


LOL so you rubbing one out in the car doesn't count as the car being serviced?

[Silver21_Black20]

youre lying when you say you were lying.

fucking admit it!

And you suck at biting.

[florige]

:lol

I've yet to find any videos of myself, so it's kind of a moot point.


Funt you, MM and Mel, should totally do a three-way and post it on Redtube and give us the link. That would totally kick ass!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Heather IDT would think it was.
No she wouldn't.

Trust me. This is one area where freshness is essential.