Free Quattro Razor (13)

[florige]

Where do you fit in that list? Number 3?


Yeah. Mel comes on throwing punches. I'd hate to get on her bad side.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah. Mel comes on throwing punches. I'd hate to get on her bad side.
Her bad side? I thought all her sides were bad sides! :D

[Melmart1]

In Flo's defense its 11:48 where he is.
First you two are sharing tax returns and then you are defending him. Why don't you two just file jointly and get a bigger return? I hear you can do that sort of thing in Massachussetts ...

[florige]

First you two are sharing tax returns and then you are defending him. Why don't you two just file jointly and get a bigger return? I hear you can do that sort of thing in Massachussetts ...



Sharing tax returns? I wanted him to send me his rebate. Me and you can file jointly though....

[ATRAIN]

First you two are sharing tax returns and then you are defending him. Why don't you two just file jointly and get a bigger return? I hear you can do that sort of thing in Massachussetts ...


The joint return is only double so if you split that its the same as if we didn't. Its not even really a return its more like a tax break in a way.

[Melmart1]

Sharing tax returns? I wanted him to send me his rebate. Me and you can file jointly though....
We can only file jointly if we are married. And I know you couldn't marry someone with my sig :lol

[ATRAIN]

Being at Sherlocks yesterday that being a bathroom attendant is a shitty job pun intended!! Do girls have bathroom attendants too?

[ATRAIN]

We can only file jointly if we are married. And I know you couldn't marry someone with my sig :lol


:lol

[florige]

We can only file jointly if we are married. And I know you couldn't marry someone with my sig :lol



The way my stuff goes for me, you'll finally take the sig down, then the next time we play you guys we'll get humilated more. I'd marry you despite the sig though...

[Melmart1]

The way my stuff goes for me, you'll finally take the sig down, then the next time we play you guys we'll get humilated more. I'd marry you despite the sig though...
Awww, how sweet! :married:

[florige]

Being at Sherlocks yesterday that being a bathroom attendant is a shitty job pun intended!! Do girls have bathroom attendants too?


I remember I almost got in a fight in DC in a bathroom. I mean literally getting ready to come to blows with this dude, the bathroom attendant didn't do crap. He just sat there with this dumbfounded look on his face the entire time. Almost like those British guards... :lol

[ATRAIN]

Awww, how sweet! :married:


LOL is it still sweet that flo's broke ass will be borrowing money from me for the honeymoon too?

[Melmart1]

I remember I almost got in a fight in DC in a bathroom. I mean literally getting ready to come to blows with this dude, the bathroom attendant didn't do crap. He just sat there with this dumbfounded look on his face the entire time. Almost like those British guards... :lol
If I got paid what a bathroom attendent gets paid, I wouldn't get involved either. Not worth it. And the wimmens can cat fight at a bar or club, usually after a few drinks and some ugly dude flirted with both of them.

[ATRAIN]

I remember I almost got in a fight in DC in a bathroom. I mean literally getting ready to come to blows with this dude, the bathroom attendant didn't do crap. He just sat there with this dumbfounded look on his face the entire time. Almost like those British guards... :lol


It was going to come to Blows hahahahahah what kind of pace were you at? Was there a rainbow flag at the door?

[ATRAIN]

If I got paid what a bathroom attendent gets paid, I wouldn't get involved either. Not worth it. And the wimmens can cat fight at a bar or club, usually after a few drinks and some ugly dude flirted with both of them.


So do girls have them in the bathrooms too?

[florige]

LOL is it still sweet that flo's broke ass will be borrowing money from me for the honeymoon too?


Love isn't based on money A. All of use aren't computer engineers like you are... I know you would lend it to us. You knowing that me and Mel were happy would make you glad too.... :lol

[batman2883]

orion loves to nibble on dingle berries

[batman2883]

blagh blagh blagh yakity smakity!!

[florige]

If I got paid what a bathroom attendent gets paid, I wouldn't get involved either. Not worth it. And the wimmens can cat fight at a bar or club, usually after a few drinks and some ugly dude flirted with both of them.


I thought he would have at least called security or something. But I see your point. It was just funny how he was just sitting there. I mean he didn't even flinch. He did offer me a mint once the whole thing died off.... :lol

[Melmart1]

I thought he would have at least called security or something. But I see your point. It was just funny how he was just sitting there. I mean he didn't even flinch. He did offer me a mint once the whole thing died off.... :lol
:lol

Yeah, he is probably used to it. Maybe he watches The Wire and expected since you were from Baltimore for it to get much worse.

[florige]

:lol

Yeah, he is probably used to it. Maybe he watches The Wire and expected since you were from Baltimore for it to get much worse.


He probably was waiting to call the ambulance after I got my a** whupped by this dude. I was 19 and thought I was invincible. I talked so much crap to him he probably did think I was packing some real heat.

[MoSpur]

Just for you Mark.

http://carbonparticle.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/P1010787.jpg

[batman2883]

Just for you Mark.

http://carbonparticle.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/P1010787.jpg
HA HA HA THATS AWESOME IM GOING TO MAKE THAT MY CELL PHONE WALLPAPER

[MoSpur]

Its been a minute since I've visited the Quattro.

[Melmart1]

Just for you Mark.

http://carbonparticle.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/P1010787.jpg
Where's the bullet hole?

[Tybalt]

thats pretty funny melissa!!!

[MoSpur]

Where's the bullet hole?

:lmao

That is so wrong

[ATRAIN]

I thought he would have at least called security or something. But I see your point. It was just funny how he was just sitting there. I mean he didn't even flinch. He did offer me a mint once the whole thing died off.... :lol


where you a cop then?

[ATRAIN]

He probably was waiting to call the ambulance after I got my a** whupped by this dude. I was 19 and thought I was invincible. I talked so much crap to him he probably did think I was packing some real heat.


never mind my last post I didnt read this one

[ATRAIN]

I alway knew batman was a "bear"

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a dream the other night that I was an astronaut. I was sad when I woke up and realized I'm not an astronaut and I work in a library. :depressed

[florige]

where you a cop then?


I was in DC so it wouldn't had mattered really. I would have gotten into a crap load of trouble if I were a cop and somehow my sidearm went off. Now FBI is a different story. I would have no business with my gun up there anyway.

[ATRAIN]

I had a dream the other night that I was an astronaut. I was sad when I woke up and realized I'm not an astronaut and I work in a library. :depressed


Are you a Librarian , because I hear they make a lot of money?

[ATRAIN]

I was in DC so it wouldn't had mattered really. I would have gotten into a crap load of trouble if I were a cop and somehow my sidearm went off. Now FBI is a different story. I would have no business with my gun up there anyway.


Why is FBI different?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you a Librarian , because I hear they make a lot of money?

They make pretty good money for the work involved. It's a very, very laid back job that is almost entirely stress free. I am not a librarian yet but hopefully I will start library school in the summer and have my Masters in Library Science in 2 years.

[Melmart1]

They make pretty good money for the work involved. It's a very, very laid back job that is almost entirely stress free. I am not a librarian yet but hopefully I will start library school in the summer and have my Masters in Library Science in 2 years.
If you become a librarian will you smell like ramen like your boss?

[florige]

Why is FBI different?



FBI has jurisdiction to carry their sidearm everywhere. I'm not supposed to carry my department issued sidearm out the the city technically.

[Melmart1]

Library school during the summer ... is that like band camp for librarians?

This one time, at library school ...

[florige]

They make pretty good money for the work involved. It's a very, very laid back job that is almost entirely stress free. I am not a librarian yet but hopefully I will start library school in the summer and have my Masters in Library Science in 2 years.


What do you guys do? Just help people research stuff?

[ATRAIN]

They make pretty good money for the work involved. It's a very, very laid back job that is almost entirely stress free. I am not a librarian yet but hopefully I will start library school in the summer and have my Masters in Library Science in 2 years.


Yeah I heard they make more than teachers and don't have to mess with the kids as much (I heard elementary school librarians make more, is that true?)

[Melmart1]

What do you guys do? Just help people research stuff?
Him and peewee fellate each other all day and call it 'research.'

[ATRAIN]

FBI has jurisdiction to carry their sidearm everywhere. I'm not supposed to carry my department issued sidearm out the the city technically.


Do you still do it? What do you guys carry?

[midgetonadonkey]

Library school during the summer ... is that like band camp for librarians?

This one time, at library school ...

That would kick ass if it was.

[ATRAIN]

Library school during the summer ... is that like band camp for librarians?

This one time, at library school ...


Ive never seen a hot librarian so by that, library "camp" would be FUCKED up

[Melmart1]

That would kick ass if it was.
Instead of a flute, what would the chicks stick each other with? Dewey Decimal cards? That little wand they used to scan the book bar code with? Those old school ink stamps with the due date?

[ATRAIN]

I had a dream the other night that I was an astronaut. I was sad when I woke up and realized I'm not an astronaut and I work in a library. :depressed


So was Space Camp your fav movie growing up as a kid?

[ATRAIN]

Instead of a flute, what would the chicks stick each other with? Dewey Decimal cards? That little wand they used to scan the book bar code with? Those old school ink stamps with the due date?


LOL your putting way too much thought into this hahaha

[Melmart1]

LOL your putting way too much thought into this hahaha
Why limit yourself when the possibilities are endless

[ATRAIN]

Why limit yourself when the possibilities are endless


true.....carry on then carry on

[Silver21_Black20]

I was 7 weeks away from having a manly-er job than midge.

[mrsmaalox]

Are you a Librarian , because I hear they make a lot of money?
My sister in law is a librarian at the Library of Congress in DC. She has a masters in music and one in library science and is the head of the music copyright department. Her salary is equal to that of a 2star general!

[florige]

Him and peewee fellate each other all day and call it 'research.'


Peewee works there too??

[Melmart1]

I was 7 weeks away from having a manly-er job than midge.
WAS?! What happened?

[Melmart1]

Peewee works there too??
Where have you been? :lol

[ATRAIN]

Hey have you guys seen that commercial for Brinks Security where the couple hears a noise and then the husband goes downstairs to check and see the robber in window right when he breaks it. Then the man runs upstairs and closes the bedroom door. What a fucking pussy hahahah. Every time I see that I wonder if his wife left him the next day.

[florige]

Do you still do it? What do you guys carry?


What am I still a cop? :lol I carry a standard 9mm glock.

[Silver21_Black20]

WAS?! What happened?

Got another, better, job offer. I'm glad cause the other wasn't for me.

[florige]

Where have you been? :lol


Peewee told me that he works at NASA....

[ATRAIN]

What am I still a cop? :lol I carry a standard 9mm glock.


I meant do you still carry your gun out of the city? Have you tested it underwater yet?

[Melmart1]

Peewee told me that he works at NASA....
And you believed him? NASA doesn't hire mojados unless its to work in the cafeteria.

[florige]

Hey have you guys seen that commercial for Brinks Security where the couple hears a noise and then the husband goes downstairs to check and see the robber in window right when he breaks it. Then the man runs upstairs and closes the bedroom door. What a fucking pussy hahahah. Every time I see that I wonder if his wife left him the next day.



:lol Nah I haven't seen that one yet...

[Silver21_Black20]

Peewee told me that he works at NASA....

:lmao

And you believed him?

:lmao

I think he meant, UTSA.

[Melmart1]

And you believed him? NASA doesn't hire mojados unless its to work in the cafeteria.
I bet he was rocking the hairnet, too

[ATRAIN]

And you believed him? NASA doesn't hire mojados unless its to work in the cafeteria.


He washes the windows on the space shuttle

[Melmart1]

The only thing peewee knows about rocket science is that it takes only 1cm of friction to cause his to go off.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlNm0TZrnyQ

[midgetonadonkey]

The only thing peewee knows about rocket science is that it takes only 1cm of friction to cause his to go off.

I've heard that you know this from experience.

[La Migra]

And you believed him? NASA doesn't hire mojados unless its to work in the cafeteria.

Or as groundskeepers.

[Melmart1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlNm0TZrnyQ
What the fuck? That's what you get paid to do? What a bunch of homos.

[florige]

I meant do you still carry your gun out of the city? Have you tested it underwater yet?



I carry my personal gun out of the city when I go out of town. I never carry my dept issue out of the city. If I just happen to lose that it's my ass.

[Melmart1]

I've heard that you know this from experience.
You heard one of peewee's fantasies, apparently.

[mrsmaalox]

And you believed him? NASA doesn't hire mojados unless its to work in the cafeteria.
And that's because every time someone says "launch" they think it's time for "lunch"!

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlNm0TZrnyQ

I'm glad I recorded this video of you and peewee.

[peewee's weewee]

I've heard that you know this from experience.
She doesn't, but I do :depressed

[ATRAIN]

I carry my personal gun out of the city when I go out of town. I never carry my dept issue out of the city. If I just happen to lose that it's my ass.


whats your personal one?

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck? That's what you get paid to do? What a bunch of homos.

hahaaha Librarians are fucking weird. They do that shit on their spare time.

[Mr.Bookman]

hahaaha Librarians are fucking weird. They do that shit on their spare time.

They take their job very seriously joy boy!!

[peewee's weewee]

I'm glad I recorded this video of you and peewee.
good thing you didn't try to record me. you would have needed the narrow lense.

[florige]

And you believed him? NASA doesn't hire mojados unless its to work in the cafeteria.


How would I know? Dude could be brilliant for all the f*** I know.... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

It's typical because of your next comment. Who wants to "fuck like animals"? Only men.False.

[midgetonadonkey]

How would I know? Dude could be brilliant for all the f*** I know.... :lol

Seriously, does he sound brilliant? Have you heard his arguments?

[Melmart1]

Seriously, does he sound brilliant? Have you heard his arguments?
:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Morning sex is bad ass if you make her make you pancakes right afterwards. "****Slap on the ass***** get your ass in the kitchen and make me some pancakes"Fuck that noise. After wake-up sex, I'm the one who gets breakfast in bed.

Without even having to ask.

[florige]

whats your personal one?



Another 9mm, and a stainless .45.

[CuckingFunt]

They say pets eventually start to emulate their owners ...That's why my cat is cute, smart, and funny. :spin










And, yes. I do plan on continuing to respond to shit that's six pages old. Deal with it.

[The Sun]

Breakfast sex is a great day to start your day!!

[florige]

Fuck that noise. After wake-up sex, I'm the one who gets breakfast in bed.

Without even having to ask.



Man you got it like that Funt?

[florige]

Seriously, does he sound brilliant? Have you heard his arguments?


I don;t know maybe it was someone else, but I could have sworn that Peewee said he was some sort of analyst for NASA in one of his post.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck that noise. After wake-up sex, I'm the one who gets breakfast in bed.

Without even having to ask.


I don't deny you have a talent and are able to pull that off.

[ATRAIN]

Breakfast sex is a great day to start your day!!


You crack and stare through the window you fucking peeping tom.

[ATRAIN]

Another 9mm, and a stainless .45.


Damn you just straight up gangsta!!

[florige]

I don't deny you have a talent and are able to pull that off.


She must really lay it on her partner. Gooot!!

[ATRAIN]

Seriously, does he sound brilliant? Have you heard his arguments?


Are those arguments like that in real life as well?

[CuckingFunt]

They make pretty good money for the work involved. It's a very, very laid back job that is almost entirely stress free. I am not a librarian yet but hopefully I will start library school in the summer and have my Masters in Library Science in 2 years.My dad's career took off after he got that degree.

Librarians is the craziest peoples.

[ATRAIN]

She must really lay it on her partner. Gooot!!


Either that or he or she isn't satisfied since they have energy to go make breakfast. Come to think of it thats prob why they go make me breakfast. FUCK!!

[florige]

Damn you just straight up gangsta!!


Man I only have two guns. Some guys in my department have TONS of guns. Desert Eagles, 457's, .357's. They laugh when I tell them what I have...

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlNm0TZrnyQI've been to the ALA convention in New Orleans.

Twice.

They have a fake mardi gras parade in a warehouse at the convention center that is just about the dorkiest thing I've experienced in my life.

[Mr.Bookman]

My dad's career took off after he got that degree.

Librarians is the craziest peoples.

If you hit the books the degree comes easy.

[florige]

Either that or he or she isn't satisfied since they have energy to go make breakfast. Come to think of it thats prob why they go make me breakfast. FUCK!!



:lol

[PeepingTom]

You crack and stare through the window you fucking peeping tom.

It's a great way to start your day.

[ATRAIN]

Man I only have two guns. Some guys in my department have TONS of guns. Desert Eagles, 457's, .357's. They laugh when I tell them what I have...

I wanna get me a Desert Eagle and I wanna change my name to Bullet Tooth Tony

[Melmart1]

I wanna get me a Desert Eagle and I wanna change my name to Bullet Tooth Tony
Gay.

[CuckingFunt]

Man I only have two guns. Some guys in my department have TONS of guns. Desert Eagles, 457's, .357's. They laugh when I tell them what I have...I'm a complete and total anti-gun pacifist type...



... but for some reason, I REALLY want a pair of matching, shiny, Desert Eagles.

Just to hold.

[CuckingFunt]

If I decided to use the Art History degree I'm working towards to become an Art Librarian, I'll have to get a Masters in Library Sciences, too. Dad would be proud.







And now I'm done with the 'brarian talk.

[florige]

I wanna get me a Desert Eagle and I wanna change my name to Bullet Tooth Tony


Man this one girl keeps bugging me and she's starting to piss me off. She ONLY calls me when she wants to try and get some information for one of her idiot guys she is currently messing with. Other than that, I don't hear from this girl EVER!! Go get the Net Detective thing and leave me alone...

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

AVI pull yo socks up

[ATRAIN]

Gay.


Why is that gay, do you even know what im talking about?

[ATRAIN]

Man this one girl keeps bugging me and she's starting to piss me off. She ONLY calls me when she wants to try and get some information for one of her idiot guys she is currently messing with. Other than that, I don't hear from this girl EVER!! Go get the Net Detective thing and leave me alone...


lol

[ATRAIN]

AVI pull yo socks up


Damn thats a sweet gun

[florige]

I'm a complete and total anti-gun pacifist type...



... but for some reason, I REALLY want a pair of matching, shiny, Desert Eagles.

Just to hold.



You might want to keep them in your house to keep the clowns at bay.... :lol

[Melmart1]

Why is that gay, do you even know what im talking about?
I've seen Snatch. Still gay.

[CuckingFunt]

Man this one girl keeps bugging me and she's starting to piss me off. She ONLY calls me when she wants to try and get some information for one of her idiot guys she is currently messing with. Other than that, I don't hear from this girl EVER!! Go get the Net Detective thing and leave me alone...What does she want to know? If the guy she's fucking has a bench warrant?

She needs to start being a bit more selective.

[CuckingFunt]

I've seen Snatch.

Wanna see mine? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

You might want to keep them in your house to keep the clowns at bay.... :lolI got so fucking creeped out by that thread last night it's not even funny.

[ATRAIN]

I'm a complete and total anti-gun pacifist type...



... but for some reason, I REALLY want a pair of matching, shiny, Desert Eagles.

Just to hold.


Gold ones like Castor Troy?

[Melmart1]

Wanna see mine? :eyebrows
:spin

[ATRAIN]

I've seen Snatch. Still gay.


Guess you have to be a guy to really appreciate it.

[CuckingFunt]

Gold ones like Castor Troy?No. That'd be too gaudy.

Just some silvery ones that are fuck off shiny.

[Sean Archer]

No. That'd be too gaudy.

Just some silvery ones that are fuck off shiny.


They are pretty nice, when I was Castor for a moment I got to fire those bad boys off.

[ATRAIN]

LOL are there trolls for every movie? It seems like it these days.

[CuckingFunt]

I need a chiropractor.

[ATRAIN]

I need a chiropractor.


Im pretty good at popping backs but your kind of far.

[CuckingFunt]

Im pretty good at popping backs but your kind of far.It's more than a back pop.

My neck's all fucked up after a car accident in August of 2006 and the last couple of days I can feel that I'm way out of alignment.

[ATRAIN]

It's more than a back pop.

My neck's all fucked up after a car accident in August of 2006 and the last couple of days I can feel that I'm way out of alignment.


Ive never been to a chiropractor, do you really leave all jacked up? I think im going to use this "spare" 100 bucks that I have and go get a couple of full body massages. I need to find an Asian rub and tug in Austin.

[florige]

What does she want to know? If the guy she's fucking has a bench warrant?

She needs to start being a bit more selective.


She starts getting unreasonable and she wants me to start trying to bring up credit card transactions and crap. I guess to see if he's been checking into any hotels with other girls. I'm not FBI, it's only so much I can check into.. :lol

[florige]

Wanna see mine? :eyebrows



Yeah Funt I do!! :spin

[ATRAIN]

She starts getting unreasonable and she wants me to start trying to bring up credit card transactions and crap. I guess to see if he's been checking into any hotels with other girls. I'm not FBI, it's only so much I can check into.. :lol


Does she even give you anything in return? :)

[CuckingFunt]

Ive never been to a chiropractor, do you really leave all jacked up? I think im going to use this "spare" 100 bucks that I have and go get a couple of full body massages. I need to find an Asian rub and tug in Austin.I know a lot of people that don't like chiropractors because they're too rough, but I love 'em. The rougher the better. And all the machines they use for treatment are awesome.

What I really should have done is have my aunt give me an acupuncture treatment when I was in New York, but I didn't make time for it.

[to21]

:lol

ATRAIN has a "broke-back".

[CuckingFunt]

She starts getting unreasonable and she wants me to start trying to bring up credit card transactions and crap. I guess to see if he's been checking into any hotels with other girls. I'm not FBI, it's only so much I can check into.. :lolWomen are fucking crazy.

[florige]

I got so fucking creeped out by that thread last night it's not even funny.


There was only one clown there that looked sorta creepy. The one Shug posted looked retarded if anything...

[CuckingFunt]

There was only one clown there that looked sorta creepy.

That's because you're not afraid of clowns, silly. They ALL freaked me right out.

[ATRAIN]

:lol

ATRAIN has a "broke-back".


No funt is the one with back issues. I was just saying I want a massage and or a rub and tug

[ATRAIN]

That's because you're not afraid of clowns, silly. They ALL freaked me right out.


Do you have a fear of clowns? Mel was laughing at me the other day on my fear of heights :(.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you have a fear of clowns? Mel was laughing at me the other day on my fear of heights :(.Clowns and spiders.

[florige]

Does she even give you anything in return? :)


Heck NO!!! She can't even answer her phone when I'm in DC trying to get directions to somewhere. And she won't even call me back to see what I wanted. I ran a background for a new roommate she worried me to death about, then after that nothing until a few days ago. Guess what, DIDNT ANSWER!! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Clowns and spiders.


Spiders freak out one of my friends. I don't mind them much, but that special on the Brown Recluse freaked me out. Little fucker can do some damage.

[Bozo]

Clowns and spiders.

How ya doin'?

[ATRAIN]

Heck NO!!! She can't even answer her phone when I'm in DC trying to get directions to somewhere. And she won't even call me back to see what I wanted. I ran a background for a new roommate she worried me to death about, then after that nothing until a few days ago. Guess what, DIDNT ANSWER!! :lol


Don't even mess with her man. Come on now.

[ATRAIN]

Clowns and spiders.


LOL I was about to tell you prob shouldnt have admitted that in here. Then guess who shows up.

[florige]

That's because you're not afraid of clowns, silly. They ALL freaked me right out.



:lol :lol :lol

[ATRAIN]

hey Jman, you down for some gears later?

[jman3000]

yeah... spiders are fucking insane.

[jman3000]

yeah... what time?

[CuckingFunt]

Spiders freak out one of my friends. I don't mind them much, but that special on the Brown Recluse freaked me out. Little fucker can do some damage.I'm a pussy when it comes to pretty much any bugs (I'm okay with girly bugs), but my fear of spiders is completely irrational and I know it.

I can handle killing smallish spiders as long as I don't have to actually touch them (or hear or feel them squish), but I can't even bring myself to kill a black widow or anything big. I'm too afraid that I'm just going to injure it and she'll come back with all her black widow friends and kill me in my sleep.

[sa_butta]

Im not afraid of anything I can smash with my shoe, my wife is terrified of the smallest of spiders though.

[florige]

Don't even mess with her man. Come on now.


I call myself being a nice guy and all, but when she wants something she can be a real pain in the you know what. But when I call her for something simple she can't p/u...

[ATRAIN]

yeah... what time?


lets say around 8ish. Im laying low this weekend so hit me up.

[florige]

LOL I was about to tell you prob shouldnt have admitted that in here. Then guess who shows up.


Once she admitted it last night they were all over her. Every other post was of a clown. Shug started it off.

[ATRAIN]

I'm a pussy when it comes to pretty much any bugs (I'm okay with girly bugs), but my fear of spiders is completely irrational and I know it.

I can handle killing smallish spiders as long as I don't have to actually touch them (or hear or feel them squish), but I can't even bring myself to kill a black widow or anything big. I'm too afraid that I'm just going to injure it and she'll come back with all her black widow friends and kill me in my sleep.

WOW are you serious?

[ATRAIN]

Once she admitted it last night they were all over her. Every other post was of a clown. Shug started it off.


What thread was that in?

[florige]

I'm a pussy when it comes to pretty much any bugs (I'm okay with girly bugs), but my fear of spiders is completely irrational and I know it.

I can handle killing smallish spiders as long as I don't have to actually touch them (or hear or feel them squish), but I can't even bring myself to kill a black widow or anything big. I'm too afraid that I'm just going to injure it and she'll come back with all her black widow friends and kill me in my sleep.



:lmao :lmao :rollin :rollin :rollin :lmao :rollin WTF Funt.....

[CuckingFunt]

WOW are you serious?Yeah.

It's a full-on phobia, which is usually defined as an irrational fear. Intellectually, I know that's never going to happen, but when I'm face-to-face with a big spider I just can't kill it.

[florige]

What thread was that in?


The Jigsaw vs John Doe thread. I don't know how in the heck it got off base to clowns... :lol

[ATRAIN]

The Jigsaw vs John Doe thread. I don't know how in the heck it got off base to clowns... :lol

LOL you know how these things start and the thread totally goes off on a tangent.

[to21]

http://www.gedcasserley.saddleworth.net/assets/images/Jess21.jpg

goliath bird-eating spider

[Viva Las Espuelas]

cf will never post in here again.

[TheQuattro]

cf will never post in here again.

What a tease.

[marini martini]

The sun will come out tommorow :toast

[ShoogarBear]

Clowns and spiders.
Did you say . . .


. . . okay I'll spare you that pic this one time.

[ShoogarBear]

Once she admitted it last night they were all over her. Every other post was of a clown. Shug started it off.Actually, I had known it for some time.

And she knew once she admitted it what would happen. I think it's a kind of masochistic thing. Either that or a subliminal cry to help her master her fears.

[CuckingFunt]

Actually, I had known it for some time.

And she knew once she admitted it what would happen. I think it's a kind of masochistic thing. Either that or a subliminal cry to help her master her fears.I actually didn't expect the clown pictures, though I should have.

My fear of clowns is so intense, however, that I can't imagine anyone NOT being creeped out by them. If anything, I expected commiseration.

[Melmart1]

Commiseration? At SpursTalk? :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Commiseration? At SpursTalk? :lolWrong word.

I expected more people to share that fear.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Cool... Fark picked up one of my stories.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3354178

[CuckingFunt]

Stallone's response to Janice Dickinson's allegations that he injected her with steroids when they dated in the 90's: "I only injected her with my fist."

Thanks for being so candid, Sly, but that's really more than I needed to know.

[The Sun]

The sun will come out tommorow :toast

It will be a warmer day today. Enjoy!!

[sa_butta]

Cool... Fark picked up one of my stories.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3354178Im sure that is just one of many around town. Were the owners selling anything besides bootlegs??

[sa_butta]

It will be a warmer day today. Enjoy!!I bet the chicks think your pretty hot.

[The Sun]

I bet the chicks think your pretty hot.

They like the fact that I can get it up every morning.

[sa_butta]

They like the fact that I can get it up every morning.they must be real dissapointed after 6pm.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Im sure that is just one of many around town. Were the owners selling anything besides bootlegs??

AFAIK, they sold legitimate stuff, too.

I would venture there are a ton of places that take the chance to sell bootlegs, which is where the companies get pissed. Trading between your friends is nothing.

[ShoogarBear]

Stallone's response to Janice Dickinson's allegations that he injected her with steroids when they dated in the 90's: "I only injected her with my fist."

Thanks for being so candid, Sly, but that's really more than I needed to know.:lmao You have a link? That needs to go in the Rambo thread.

[ShoogarBear]

Cool... Fark picked up one of my stories.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3354178I'm not sure I get Fark. Is it just for a lot of amateur comedians sniping at the news?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm not sure I get Fark. Is it just for a lot of amateur comedians sniping at the news?

Bingo.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao You have a link? That needs to go in the Rambo thread.
Here ya go (http://defamer.com/349011/janice-dickinsons-bulging-90s-physique-has-nothing-to-do-with-me-insists-sylvester-stallone).

[mrsmaalox]

they must be real dissapointed after 6pm.

Not really. It's better when he "goes down".

[RashoFan]

I call myself being a nice guy and all, but when she wants something she can be a real pain in the you know what. But when I call her for something simple she can't p/u...
Flo,
Tell that bloodsucking, good for nothing bitch to fuck off. She doesn't deserve you helping with anything. I'll come to the East Coast to kick her ass for you...





....you just have to pay for my plane ticket:D

[RashoFan]

How ya doin'?
As someone who grew up in Chicago, it should have been MANDATORY to take your kids to The Bozo Show ONCE in their lives. :depressed

We will go to The Bozo Show next week

We will go to Great America next week

We will go to Santa's Village next week
Broken promises... :pctoss

[marini martini]

:cry :cry :cry

[marini martini]

:cry :cry :cry

Fuck fix my v-bookie, puhleeze

[RashoFan]

On a happy note...I did go to Great America years later when I was stationed at Great Lakes Naval Base.

[midgetonadonkey]

I see the lame Quattro crew is here now.

I thought Marini was going to rehab. It's good and bad that she isn't there. The good part is that without rehab she will die at and early age, the bad part is that she keeps posting.

[marini martini]

I see the lame Quattro crew is here now.

I thought Marini was going to rehab. It's good and bad that she isn't there. The good part is that without rehab she will die at and early age, the bad part is that she keeps posting.

:toast #1

:toast #2

[Kori Ellis]

Fuck fix my v-bookie, puhleeze

What are you crying about?

[Fillmoe]

her v bookie should read "Fillmoe is my daddy"

[Kori Ellis]

What are you crying about?

Follow up ... The vBookie hasn't been paid out yet.

[marini martini]

Follow up ... The vBookie hasn't been paid out yet.

Otay, guess I'm just a lttle anxious, to see I recovered :lol :toast :toast

[RashoFan]

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RashoFan, Reverend Midge
Whatcha preaching today Midge?

[florige]

Flo,
Tell that bloodsucking, good for nothing bitch to fuck off. She doesn't deserve you helping with anything. I'll come to the East Coast to kick her ass for you...





....you just have to pay for my plane ticket:D



:lol Thanks RF. It's not that she's a bad girl or anything. She is not from this area and she is just so desperate to hook up with someone. But her criteria is weird. She's white. And she only dates black guys who are business during the day and a thug at night (her words... :lol ) The problem with those "thugs" is that they come with baggage. They are not trying to settle down. If I told you some of the stuff this guy has done and said about her you would think this girl is insane... :lol

[marini martini]

:lol Thanks RF. It's not that she's a bad girl or anything. She is not from this area and she is just so desperate to hook up with someone. But her criteria is weird. She's white. And she only dates black guys who are business during the day and a thug at night (her words... :lol ) The problem with those "thugs" is that they come with baggage. They are not trying to settle down. If I told you some of the stuff this guy has done and said about her you would think this girl is insane... :lol

You sound like a soft hearted, tequilla drinking, pushover to me :lol :toast :lol

[CuckingFunt]

It's snowing at my house. Weird.

[RashoFan]

It's snowing at my house. Weird.
Make a Snow Funt Angel and take a pic to show us.

[CuckingFunt]

Make a Snow Funt Angel and take a pic to show us.It's not quite that much snow. Even though there are legitimate flakes falling and a bit of a buildup on my car, it would be more like a mud angel.

[to21]

Chopper, sic balls!

[to21]

It's not quite that much snow. Even though there are legitimate flakes falling and a bit of a buildup on my car, it would be more like a mud angel.
EWW!

Dandruff.

[ShoogarBear]

As someone who grew up in Chicago, it should have been MANDATORY to take your kids to The Bozo Show ONCE in their lives. :depressed
I remember Bozo's Circus. Bozo and Mr. Ned. We lived in Ft. Sheridan from 1971-1973. The waiting list for tickets to that show was like years long.

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs17/bozo1.jpg

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs8/bozosolo.gif http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs8/bozo6a.gif

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, sorry about that, CF.

[mrsmaalox]

I remember Bozo's Circus. Bozo and Mr. Ned. We lived in Ft. Sheridan from 1971-1973. The waiting list for tickets to that show was like years long.

There was a Bozo show like that in El Paso; the guy who played him was the dad of a kid I went to school with and was fucking all the moms! Then he became the weatherman for a couple of years and hung himself in his garage
:(

[RashoFan]

It's not quite that much snow. Even though there are legitimate flakes falling and a bit of a buildup on my car, it would be more like a mud angel.
Funt+mud=all the quattro guys and Mel :drool:

[RashoFan]

I remember Bozo's Circus. Bozo and Mr. Ned. We lived in Ft. Sheridan from 1971-1973. The waiting list for tickets to that show was like years long.

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs8/bozosolo.gif
Ft Sheridan..I have been by there since it is just down the road from NTC Great Lakes.
I haven't seen a pic of the original Bozo in years. As far as I knew, it took 3 years to get tickets to the Bozo show when I was around 7-8 years old.

[marini martini]

I remember Capt'n Gus! He lived in Pipe Creek. They had all these little kids that passed gas :toast

[RashoFan]

Funt,
Bozo was a good clown, no need to fear him.

[marini martini]

Funt,
Bozo was a good clown, no need to fear him.


Bozo was kreepy, too :toast

Do not look!

[Melmart1]

Marini needs to go to the jello shots thread. That is about all she is equipped to handle.

[ShoogarBear]

Marini needs to go to the jello shots thread. That is about all she is equipped to handle.Yeah, and so what are you equipped to handle?

[RashoFan]

Yeah, and so what are you equipped to handle?
Is what you got so hard to handle???

[RashoFan]

I guess Shoog went to get some tweezers...

[marini martini]

Marini needs to go to the jello shots thread. That is about all she is equipped to handle.


Smell needs to go to the "build up" thread

[DC Bear Club]

Yeah, and so what are you equipped to handle?
I don't know about her, but I can take anything you wanna give me.

[RashoFan]

I don't know about her, but I can take anything you wanna give me.
That made me throw up a little in my mouth...ugggh

[Kori Ellis]

Cucking Funt - Is your birthday in July?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i may be late on this, but has anyone seen that BME Pain Olympics video?

[RashoFan]

Nope
But I have seen this...
0eN9KP6lOZs

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL hey its fun for me, and plus he is the one following me to other threads. If I wasn't going to pay him then, im sure as hell not going to pay him now. Watching that little bitch follow me from thread to thread is pretty funny but for you Mel ill leave it be.

What a pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

They make pretty good money for the work involved. It's a very, very laid back job that is almost entirely stress free. I am not a librarian yet but hopefully I will start library school in the summer and have my Masters in Library Science in 2 years.

Fucking lazy ass.
We could get it done in a year.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm back at work after two months of medical leave.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not liking it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss my baby.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck all of you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Every single one of yous.

[CuckingFunt]

Cucking Funt - Is your birthday in July?
Nope. Early June.

[ATRAIN]

It's not quite that much snow. Even though there are legitimate flakes falling and a bit of a buildup on my car, it would be more like a mud angel.


How much snow did you end up getting?

[CuckingFunt]

How much snow did you end up getting?
Hard to tell. It's been going back and forth between rain and snow all night. It looked like there may have been close to an inch overnight when I woke up and peeked out the window, but now it sounds like it's raining again.

The news said it's supposed to keep doing this all week.

[ATRAIN]

Hard to tell. It's been going back and forth between rain and snow all night. It looked like there may have been close to an inch overnight when I woke up and peeked out the window, but now it sounds like it's raining again.

The news said it's supposed to keep doing this all week.


How cold is it over there?

[CuckingFunt]

How cold is it over there?
Right now it's about 33 degrees, and it's supposed to get up to about 44 today. I'm right on the coast, so there isn't typically too much of a temperature change throughout the day.

[ATRAIN]

Right now it's about 33 degrees, and it's supposed to get up to about 44 today. I'm right on the coast, so there isn't typically too much of a temperature change throughout the day.


Is it more like sleet than snow? One thing about Austin that I hate is that when we get rain storms it hails, then at least once a year (usually in feb it ices over). When it ices the people over here don't know when to drive on the ice and its crazy around here.

[CuckingFunt]

Is it more like sleet than snow? One thing about Austin that I hate is that when we get rain storms it hails, then at least once a year (usually in feb it ices over). When it ices the people over here don't know when to drive on the ice and its crazy around here.
I thought it would be more like sleet when I saw it yesterday, but it's actual snow. And what's out there this morning seems to be sticking pretty well.

And I'm definitely not driving today. I've never had to drive in snow, and I'm guessing that most of the people around here aren't accustomed to it either.

[The Sun]

Hope you all enjoyed the weekend. Have a great day!!

[mrsmaalox]

Hope you all enjoyed the weekend. Have a great day!!

WTF?! You need to get outside and get to work! My car is in dire need of washing, and the early bird special at the AutoSpa is only until 11! Hurry, I can hear the rats running around on the papers in the back seat.

[samikeyp]

We had a little snow this weekend.....

http://a80.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_53a63b962e8b43d1f5518631d40dcfff.jpg

[ORION]

Welcome to your headlights, oh I'm sorry I meant to say boobs. I mean how are you doing

[ORION]

We had a little snow this weekend.....

http://a80.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_53a63b962e8b43d1f5518631d40dcfff.jpg
man the cockroaches are so big there you can ride them ?!?!

[samikeyp]

yes they are. :)

[mrsmaalox]

We had a little snow this weekend.....

Hey do have one of those cool snow blowers? If I ever move back to the east coast that will be a priority; I will never shovel snow again and AND I will be the envy of all my neighbors! :king

[samikeyp]

Hey do have one of those cool snow blowers? If I ever move back to the east coast that will be a priority; I will never shovel snow again and AND I will be the envy of all my neighbors! :king


No, we live in an apartment/townhome complex so they handle all the snow removal.

[ORION]

No, we live in an apartment/townhome complex so they handle all the snow removal.
does everything get shut down when the snow falls ?

[YouTube]

Where has the love gone?

[samikeyp]

does everything get shut down when the snow falls ?

Nope...it would have to come down in feet before that might happen. The folks up here know how to take care of the roads and such when it snows.

[ORION]

Nope...it would have to come down in feet before that might happen. The folks up here know how to take care of the roads and such when it snows.
what about busting your ass on the sidewalk. I bet that happens a lot. When it iced over last year in new braunfels everyone was falling. It was a funny time

[samikeyp]

what about busting your ass on the sidewalk. I bet that happens a lot. When it iced over last year in new braunfels everyone was falling. It was a funny time

I can honestly say I have never fallen and busted my ass on the sidewalk.





It was in the parking lot. :lol

and yes, it was funny. :)

[ORION]

I can honestly say I have never fallen and busted my ass on the sidewalk.





It was in the parking lot. :lol

and yes, it was funny. :)
I'm sure it was. I guess everyone should walk around with track shoes

[ATRAIN]

I can honestly say I have never fallen and busted my ass on the sidewalk.





It was in the parking lot. :lol

and yes, it was funny. :)


I jumped out of my car once and landed on a ice patch, but my fall wasnt too bad cause I hung on to my doorhandle. It was some quick goat thinking.

[ORION]

I jumped out of my car once and landed on a ice patch, but my fall wasnt too bad cause I hung on to my doorhandle. It was some quick goat thinking.
I bet some chick saw you do that and said " Damn that boy can dance!"

[mrsmaalox]

does everything get shut down when the snow falls ?

We were once stranded inside our house for 4 days until snowplows came. And it took 3 times/day calls to our city council dude to make it happen that fast!! :lol

[ATRAIN]

I bet some chick saw you do that and said " Damn that boy can dance!"


The parking lot was empty but my friend was laughing hard because I finally let go of the handle and fell. First thing I did was look around but no one was there.

[ORION]

haha Carl ....


http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/robotseverywhere/full/robots36.jpg

[ORION]

We were once stranded inside our house for 4 days until snowplows came. And it took 3 times/day calls to our city council dude to make it happen that fast!! :lol
did you end up eating anyone ?

[mrsmaalox]

I once slipped on some ice outside the PostOffice, but the worst part was that I didn't fall down right away; I just flailed around chopping the ice for what seemed like at least 10 minutes! I was much too embarrassed to go into the PO after that.

[ATRAIN]

did you end up eating anyone ?


There is one thing left to do. We must eat Eric Roberts.