Free Quattro Razor (13)

[peewee's lovechild]

no thread on the resurgence of new kids on the block?

I'll tell Midge.
He'll wet his pants.

[jman3000]

it was a fun 4-way. i was thankful kori let us use her bedroom for a couple hours.

[ATRAIN]

i would lose. horribly.

that masterpiece took like 2 months to grow.


I actually just grew out my goatee for the first time in years.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah I was thinking about that one. Its about 50 more for the other one, hummm.dude, the shadow is $150 after the mail-in rebate.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

how do you post youtube videos again?como la gente

[ATRAIN]

dude, the shadow is $150 after the mail-in rebate.


You like it so far? Man I don't know. I really want a Iphone but fucking ATT has them and I am not about to buy one unlocked.

[ATRAIN]

They are serving meatloaf at work today. The company caters on tue and thur. Everytime I think of meatloaf I think of that fucking song.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You like it so far? Man I don't know. I really want a Iphone but fucking ATT has them and I am not about to buy one unlocked.i totally dig. all except the battery life. you'll definetly need to get the car charger. one cool this is you can charge via USB. the iphone is a piece. like flavor flav says, "don't believe the hype". save a little more cash and get the nokia N95. that is one sweet piece of machinery.

[mrsmaalox]

They are serving meatloaf at work today. The company caters on tue and thur. Everytime I think of meatloaf I think of that fucking song.

A fucking song? About meatloaf? I guess I've never heard it.

[ATRAIN]

A fucking song? About meatloaf? I guess I've never heard it.


LOL you know the song by the Artist Meatloaf??

[ATRAIN]

i totally dig. all except the battery life. you'll definetly need to get the car charger. one cool this is you can charge via USB. the iphone is a piece. like flavor flav says, "don't believe the hype". save a little more cash and get the nokia N95. that is one sweet piece of machinery.


hummm well I guess ill wait for something cool hahaha

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hummm well I guess ill wait for something cool hahahayeah i was too impatient to wait and save up for the N95. the phone i had was a piece and it looked like a toy.

[ORION]

Harvey Birdman: I want you to know that your father loves you both very much.
Jonny Quest: But he throws like a girl.
Harvey Birdman: So did Martina Navratilova, but that doesn't mean she wasn't macho in a many other important ways.

[ATRAIN]

yeah i was too impatient to wait and save up for the N95. the phone i had was a piece and it looked like a toy.


LOL

[mrsmaalox]

LOL you know the song by the Artist Meatloaf??

Okay, now I'm tracking. ;) It seemed odd to me that you would associate meatloaf with fucking; I only associate it with mashed potatos! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Okay, now I'm tracking. ;) It seemed odd to me that you would associate meatloaf with fucking; I only associate it with mashed potatos! :lol


LOL someone's mind is in the gutter!

[mrsmaalox]

LOL someone's mind is in the gutter!

I don't know what you mean!

[to21]

^ I know what it means, you have a food fetish.

You naughty girl.

[peewee's lovechild]

^ I know what it means, you have a food fetish.

You naughty girl.

You mean like she's into yams or some shit like that?

Does she like shove it up her us or some shit like that?

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah I think thats why out of principle I don't drink it. Anything Hagar touches is crap. I wanna try that one with the deer on it, whats that one called?

http://www.sidneyfrankco.com/products/clippedJagbot.jpg

?

[ATRAIN]

http://www.sidneyfrankco.com/products/clippedJagbot.jpg

?


?? to which part?

[Fillmoe]

he's talking about tequila, so im pretty sure he means cazadores

[Fillmoe]

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/3158.gif

[ATRAIN]

he's talking about tequila, so im pretty sure he means cazadores


Yeah thats it. I have been wanting to try that one.

[ATRAIN]

Katy......why have you been so feisty lately?

[jman3000]

because she's a cunt.

that's what cunts do.

[Fillmoe]

http://www.barprofis.de/images/product_images/info_images/200_0.jpg


just take 3 shots of that and you are good

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah thats it. I have been wanting to try that one.

Didn't know there was another liquor with a deer on it. lol

[ATRAIN]

Didn't know there was another liquor with a deer on it. lol


LOL yeah. I have seen the commercials for it and have been curious.

[mrsmaalox]

You mean like she's into yams or some shit like that?

Does she like shove it up her us or some shit like that?

If by us you mean my ass, then please be aware...NOTHING/NOBODY is welcome there at any time!!!

[ATRAIN]

http://www.barprofis.de/images/product_images/info_images/200_0.jpg


just take 3 shots of that and you are good


LOL that shit puts balls on your hair

[mrsmaalox]

My favorite tequila is Hornitos. I won't post a picture, it comes in a bottle.

[jman3000]

*whistles and twiddles thumbs*

[ATRAIN]

My favorite tequila is Hornitos. I won't post a picture, it comes in a bottle.


Isnt that by Sauza?

[ATRAIN]

*whistles and twiddles thumbs*


are you at home? Why aren't you out having unprotected sex with hood rats? Am I going to have to take pimp status away from you?

[Silver21_Black20]

*whistles and twiddles thumbs*

:lol

[jman3000]

are you at home? Why aren't you out having unprotected sex with hood rats? Am I going to have to take pimp status away from you?

im at school.

even if you take my pimp status away from me today... i'll have regained it within a week.

[jman3000]

i had to take a girl home a couple nights ago and i guess she knew that biting was my weakness. she kept on trying to bite my neck while i was driving.

that was a hoodrat i could have had unprotected sex with, but didnt.

[jman3000]

im letting my slut game slip.

[jman3000]

i think it's time for me to settle down and have a wife and kids.

of course i'd have my bitches on the side... but you get the point.

[mrsmaalox]

i had to take a girl home a couple nights ago and i guess she knew that biting was my weakness. she kept on trying to bite my neck while i was driving.

that was a hoodrat i could have had unprotected sex with, but didnt.

jman I asked earlier, but how are you doing with the TUBERCULOSIS?

[ATRAIN]

i had to take a girl home a couple nights ago and i guess she knew that biting was my weakness. she kept on trying to bite my neck while i was driving.

that was a hoodrat i could have had unprotected sex with, but didnt.


Dude are you serious?

[jman3000]

i was negative.

it was a bit scary because i have an itchy throat ... but im negative.

[jman3000]

Dude are you serious?

i dont make this shit up.

:lol im pretty sure youve seen what ive done to people when i get to drinking.

[ATRAIN]

i dont make this shit up.

:lol im pretty sure youve seen what ive done to people when i get to drinking.


LOL yes yes I have. So what stopped you from exchanging STD's with this hood rat?

[jman3000]

she was annoying the fuck out of me.

[jman3000]

literally.

[mrsmaalox]

i was negative.

it was a bit scary because i have an itchy throat ... but im negative.

Hmm, itchy throat? Did you have them test you for anything else? :lol

Seriously if she is 100% positive she has active TB, then try and get retested in about 3 months.

[jman3000]

Hmm, itchy throat? Did you have them test you for anything else? :lol

Seriously if she is 100% positive she has active TB, then try and get retested in about 3 months.
that's exactly what they said to do.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i dont make this shit up.

:lol im pretty sure youve seen what ive done to people when i get to drinking.

If I had them handy, this would be the perfect time to post the pictures of you and Patrick Davis hitting each other in the balls.

[jman3000]

:lol

that would be quite unnecessary.

[jman3000]

you have your own "getting hit in the balls" picture vato.

[to21]

^ dude, a video or pics of any man getting hit in the balls should NEVER be shown.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Shoes, phones and meatloaf talk?
Lame.

[peewee's lovechild]

Jman, banging a hood rat is always a good thing.

Don't puss out next time.

[jman3000]

Shoes, phones and meatloaf talk?
Lame.

dumb sluts dont appease you either?

[mrsmaalox]

dumb sluts dont appease you either?

ahem

[CuckingFunt]

I was so looking forward to coming home from school and taking a nap, but alas I cannot.

[Kori Ellis]

Do you want to eat my sausage when we get back?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ahem

See what I mean, jman?

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it like a breakfast sausage?

That's nothing to brag about.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you want to eat my sausage when we get back?

Fucking star track thread...

[katyon6th]

Katy was good.


I know, right?

So good it hurts.

[mrsmaalox]

See what I mean, jman?

Well you are free to go anytime you'd like.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Well you are free to go anytime you'd like.

Back at ya.

[CuckingFunt]

There's a very OCD part of me that is troubled by the fact that the face in C2H's avatar is upside-down.

[peewee's lovechild]

So good it hurts.


Because of the herps?

[Melmart1]

I was so looking forward to coming home from school and taking a nap, but alas I cannot.
Don't do it! I took a nap, woke up ... and Kori told me to screw off! :lol

[katyon6th]

Because of the herps?


No, dumbass. Herpes can't be good.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't do it! I took a nap, woke up ... and Kori told me to screw off! :lolI have felt the Kori-wrath before, and I'm in no hurry to do it again. Believe me.

[Melmart1]

I'd say I am never taking another nap again, but I would be lying. Naps are a gift from God.

[Kori Ellis]

I'd say I am never taking another nap again, but I would be lying. Naps are a gift from God.

They are essential for survival for me. :lol Napping is beautiful. I think I like naps better than actual full nights of sleep.

[florige]

I'd say I am never taking another nap again, but I would be lying. Naps are a gift from God.


When I saw that 30-3 score I was just awakening from a nap as well.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd say I am never taking another nap again, but I would be lying. Naps are a gift from God.My problem was having a huge coffee (with four shots of espresso) between classes. I desperately needed it at the time, but it has killed any chance of nappage.

[Melmart1]

I have felt the Kori-wrath before, and I'm in no hurry to do it again. Believe me.
This wasn't the first time for me, I am sure it won't be the last. C'est la vie.

[Melmart1]

They are essential for survival for me. :lol Napping is beautiful. I think I like naps better than actual full nights of sleep.
I have been sleeping in 2-3 hr shifts for awhile now. I wouldn't mind except that I always get sleepy for a nap when I am in the middle of a project that I would prefer to finish before I sleep.

[Melmart1]

When I saw that 30-3 score I was just awakening from a nap as well.
I actually dozed during that game and woke up in like the fifth or sixth inning and was like "holy shit!" I did enjoy watching the rest of it, I must admit :)

[florige]

I think just about everybody here has helt her fury at some point. Mine was because mutiple postings in the Spurs forum.... :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I have a friend who has been in several car accidents over the last few years.

I just got off the phone with her (she called me, not vice versa) after hearing her almost get into another fucking accident. Now there's part of me that's concerned, because I'm sure she's somewhat shaken up, and part of me that can't stop laughing at the fact she's such a fucking dumbass that she hasn't yet recognized the fact that she's not so good at driving while talking on the phone.

[Melmart1]

I have a friend who has been in several car accidents over the last few years.

I just got off the phone with her (she called me, not vice versa) after hearing her almost get into another fucking accident. Now there's part of me that's concerned, because I'm sure she's somewhat shaken up, and part of me that can't stop laughing at the fact she's such a fucking dumbass that she hasn't yet recognized the fact that she's not so good at driving while talking on the phone.
Is she actually holding the phone in her hand, or using a hands-free device?

[florige]

I actually dozed during that game and woke up in like the fifth or sixth inning and was like "holy shit!" I did enjoy watching the rest of it, I must admit :)


The worst worst thing about that game wasn't the score (well it was) but it was the fact that we were starting to play good, and we had just hired our new coach and then that debacle.

[CuckingFunt]

Is she actually holding the phone in her hand, or using a hands-free device?Her car has bluetooth built in, so I'm guessing hands free.

I never think that makes much of a difference, though, because to me the bigger problem is in devoting your attention to the conversation and not necessarily in holding a phone to your ear.

[Melmart1]

Her car has bluetooth built in, so I'm guessing hands free.

I never think that makes much of a difference, though, because to me the bigger problem is in devoting your attention to the conversation and not necessarily in holding a phone to your ear.
I agree, and that's why I asked. Some people act like bluetooth means they are safe drivers and the reality is that if your mind isn't on the road, you are a potential danger to others.

Or you could be like my sister and text message while driving. :dizzy

[midgetonadonkey]

I text while driving.

[midgetonadonkey]

I text while driving drunk.

[midgetonadonkey]

Or should I say I drive drunk while texting.

[CuckingFunt]

I agree, and that's why I asked. Some people act like bluetooth means they are safe drivers and the reality is that if your mind isn't on the road, you are a potential danger to others.

Or you could be like my sister and text message while driving. :dizzyPeople just can't stand to give up their conveniences. I know good and damn well that I can't fully concentrate on both things at once, so I just don't do it. Anyone who calls me can wait until I get where I'm going, and I certainly can't think of any reason I'd need to make a phone call while driving.

But, then again, I tend to think cell phones in general are a bit of an annoyance, so... that could explain it.

[Melmart1]

Or should I say I drive drunk while texting.
Did you ever get your video game?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you ever get your video game?

No dammit. You were the only once nice enough to contribute to my video game fund.

A bunch of greedy assholes on these interwebs.

[CuckingFunt]

No dammit. You were the only once nice enough to contribute to my video game fund.

A bunch of greedy assholes on these interwebs.I'm not a greedy asshole, for the record. Just a broke one.

[florige]

No dammit. You were the only once nice enough to contribute to my video game fund.

A bunch of greedy assholes on these interwebs.


Use some of that donation money dude...

[Kori Ellis]

No dammit. You were the only once nice enough to contribute to my video game fund.

A bunch of greedy assholes on these interwebs.

timvp offered you all the money for the video game and you just needed to answer a trivia question. Shame.

[florige]

I'm not a greedy asshole, for the record. Just a broke one.


What are you studying to become?

[Melmart1]

No dammit. You were the only once nice enough to contribute to my video game fund.

A bunch of greedy assholes on these interwebs.
Well, add another .50 or so to that donation and you can at least buy yourself a tallboy or something.

[CuckingFunt]

What are you studying to become?I'm an art history major.

So, basically, I'm studying to remain a broke asshole for the rest of my life. :lol

[florige]

I'm an art history major.

So, basically, I'm studying to remain a broke asshole for the rest of my life. :lol


So basically you can get a job in a art musuem or something like that.

[CuckingFunt]

So basically you can get a job in a art musuem or something like that.Yeah.

There are actually TONS of career paths available to art history majors, but they're incredibly competitive and require a lot of additional schooling. A lot of the jobs that are most appealing to me will mean I need to not only finish my BA, but also get an MFA in art history AND a masters in library science.

I'll be paying for school for the rest of my life.

[mrsmaalox]

Back at ya.

Well I will when I feel it's necessary to come in here and declare the lameness of the place. It would be rather assinine to continue to hang around a place I think is so lame don't you think?

[Melmart1]

So I got these free lip glosses in the mail for hosting a viewing party. I took the one out of the hostess kit and tried it on to see if it is a good color for me, cus it looked like it might be too dark. And now my lips are on FIRE!!

I shoulda read the label ... it's the plumping lip venom type of gloss. :lol

[Richard Cranium]

I'm an art history major.

So, basically, I'm studying to remain a broke asshole for the rest of my life. :lol

Well at least you are half way there.

[CuckingFunt]

So I got these free lip glosses in the mail for hosting a viewing party. I took the one out of the hostess kit and tried it on to see if it is a good color for me, cus it looked like it might be too dark. And now my lips are on FIRE!!

I shoulda read the label ... it's the plumping lip venom type of gloss. :lolI've never actually tried that stuff, because I'm perfectly happy with the plumpness of my lips, but it actually burns? That can't be pleasant.

[Melmart1]

I've never actually tried that stuff, because I'm perfectly happy with the plumpness of my lips, but it actually burns? That can't be pleasant.
It's actually not that bad, it tingles for awhile after the initial burn and I kinda like that ... when I am PREPARED for it! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

It's actually not that bad, it tingles for awhile after the initial burn and I kinda like that ... when I am PREPARED for it! :lolOkay. That sounds more reasonable. My beloved Carmex tingles, and I actually kind of like it.

[midgetonadonkey]

timvp offered you all the money for the video game and you just needed to answer a trivia question. Shame.


:pctoss

I wasn't online when he asked! :pctoss

[Melmart1]

Okay. That sounds more reasonable. My beloved Carmex tingles, and I actually kind of like it.
Yeah, I use Burt's Bees and it tingles as well. I like it.

[CuckingFunt]

My neighbors must think I'm crazy when I'm doing the audio portion of my French homework.

"Soixante... soixante... soixante-neuf... quarante-sept..." over and over and over.

[to21]

Well I will when I feel it's necessary to come in here and declare the lameness of the place. It would be rather assinine to continue to hang around a place I think is so lame don't you think?

Burn!

[CuckingFunt]

I think I used too many chemicals when I was cleaning the bathroom. I'm all loopy now.

[CuckingFunt]

I just heard something about a 15-year anniversary release of Groundhog's Day on DVD. It made me feel old.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

CF let me read your paper you supposedly half assed about that witch

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/cover_1201662288.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just heard something about a 15-year anniversary release of Groundhog's Day on DVD. It made me feel old.i felt old when i bought the 20th anniversary edition of Joe Satriani's Surfing with the Alien.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/cover_1201662288.gifi hope he didn't eat asparagus.

[CuckingFunt]

CF let me read your paper you supposedly half assed about that witchI'm too shy to share my writing.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

don't be a douche
i remember you going on a while back about how you wrote it for fun and then saying how it was turning out to be bad ass
now its publishable?
you gotta hook it up

[CuckingFunt]

don't be a douche
i remember you going on a while back about how you wrote it for fun and then saying how it was turning out to be bad ass
now its publishable?
you gotta hook it upI don't know that I'd go so far as to call it publishable. It was finished enough to turn in to my class, but that's about it.

The feedback that I got was that it would be worth looking into presenting it at a conference eventually, but it's a little too short as is (had a max. page limit I was trying to stay within) to fully flesh out the main idea. What I've got would need a bit of revision and a whole lot of expansion to really say all that I'd intended.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dead.

[CuckingFunt]

My hatred of the morning is intense.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My hatred of the morning is intense.

By all means, I shouldn't have been awake two hours ago, but I was... so there.

[CuckingFunt]

By all means, I shouldn't have been awake two hours ago, but I was... so there.
Psst...

You awake two hours ago = me awake now.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn. I wish I had checked that "Word Association" thread earlier.

I could have gone from "urine" to "ashbeeigh." It would have been hilarious.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Psst...

You awake two hours ago = me awake now.

I know... but still.

What time did you go to bed?

I had plans to knock out my friend's recommendation packet last night, but I got invited to drinks by somebody at work. I got home about 2, went to sleep about 2:30, which is about normal for me anyway.

[CuckingFunt]

I know... but still.

What time did you go to bed?

I had plans to knock out my friend's recommendation packet last night, but I got invited to drinks by somebody at work. I got home about 2, went to sleep about 2:30, which is about normal for me anyway.
Get in bed, or go to sleep?

I probably got just under 5 1/2 hours of sleep. Which may have been too much, actually -- the only morning this week I've woken up easily (so far) was Monday after getting less than three hours of sleep the previous night. For some reason, I do better day-by-day with very little sleep, but I just can't sustain that over time or else I'll crash.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Get in bed, or go to sleep?

I probably got just under 5 1/2 hours of sleep. Which may have been too much, actually -- the only morning this week I've woken up easily (so far) was Monday after getting less than three hours of sleep the previous night. For some reason, I do better day-by-day with very little sleep, but I just can't sustain that over time or else I'll crash.

I don't remember staying up too long after going to bed @ 2:30.

I remember waking up at 6 before going back to sleep and waking up for good at 7.

[MannyIsGod]

I remember your Spoon being the best band ever.

[CuckingFunt]

I went to sleep at just about 1:00, then woke up at 6:15 ready to kill someone.

On Sunday I went to sleep at closer to 3:00 and woke up at 6:15 bright eyed and bushy tailed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I remember your Spoon being the best band ever.

I have heard of The Loving Spoonful, but not Spoon.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pussies, I only put in about 4 hours of sleep.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not by my choice, though.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've been on a John Legend kick lately.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6084/funnypictures8livescatfx2.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I :lol'ed

[CuckingFunt]

I've been on a John Legend kick lately.
I love John Legend's voice.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've been on a John Legend kick lately.

That dude's one smooth, cool mofo.

That fucker's brought back soul like it hasn't been done in decades.

[CuckingFunt]

Why Serious Cat are so serious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tySJTPJJc1Y).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My favorite verse from John Legend:

Damn I love you, but this is crazy,
I have to fight you almost daily,
We break up so fast,
And we, we make up so passionately,
Why can’t we just trust each other,
You can’t hate me and be my lover,
Passion ends, and pain begins, I come back…

[CuckingFunt]

I love all of both albums, but "Ordinary People" was the very first song of his I paid attention to and it's still my favorite.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I love all of both albums, but "Ordinary People" was the very first song of his I paid attention to and it's still my favorite.

The new live album is pretty good.

[ATRAIN]

Psst...

You awake two hours ago = me awake now.


I was awake 3 hours ago, however I was asleep by 8:30 last night.

[CuckingFunt]

The new live album is pretty good.
I forgot that one was coming out. I should pick that up.

[CuckingFunt]

According to "The Today Show," there's been some guy posing as Heath Ledger's father in order to meet celebrities and get sympathy presents. That's some fucked up shit, right there.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I forgot that one was coming out. I should pick that up.

When I was buying the first three seasons of The Wire on Sunday night (Barnes and Noble has a B2G1 special through tomorrow), I noticed there was a special edition of Get Lifted with a DVD of a concert at the House of Blues.

Needless to say, I bought that, too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

According to "The Today Show," there's been some guy posing as Heath Ledger's father in order to meet celebrities and get sympathy presents. That's some fucked up shit, right there.

Nothing's more fucked up than this... but (disclaimer) the opinions of the poster do not reflect those... yadda yadda yadda...

http://www.ksat.com/news/15167745/detail.html

[CuckingFunt]

People, in general, are pretty fucked up.

[peewee's lovechild]

JB, what's the name of that song he sings on the Target commercial?

That song's smooth as hell.

[CuckingFunt]

JB, what's the name of that song he sings on the Target commercial?

That song's smooth as hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GQE-Ivb58k

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

JB, what's the name of that song he sings on the Target commercial?

That song's smooth as hell.

Honestly, I've never seen that commercial with the volume up.

It shows on ABC primetime, but the volume on the TV at my desk doesn't work and we don't usually keep the volume up unless it's Spurs or ABC News coverage.

[ATRAIN]

When I was buying the first three seasons of The Wire on Sunday night (Barnes and Noble has a B2G1 special through tomorrow), I noticed there was a special edition of Get Lifted with a DVD of a concert at the House of Blues.

Needless to say, I bought that, too.


So you going to lend me the DVD's when your done with them? I saw season 3, but want to go back and watch 1,2, then 4 and start on 5.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's a smooth mofo.

[peewee's lovechild]

Funt just gave us a youtube link to that song.

Slow Dance.

That song is cool as shit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So you going to lend me the DVD's when your done with them? I saw season 3, but want to go back and watch 1,2, then 4 and start on 5.

Sale ends tomorrow.

B2G1... I think I paid about $116 for all three sets.

[CuckingFunt]

That's a smooth mofo.
It's insane the amount of pussy he must get.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

HAHAHA



Oh my! This is song will increase populations for sure. I will have this CD by the end of today. Another great one from a great artist.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's insane the amount of pussy he must get.

From this day forth, I shall be known as Joe Legend.

Joe Legend, the cheap Mexican knockoff of John Legend.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm a year older.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, as of yesterday.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel old.

[CuckingFunt]

I should change my name to LuckingFegend.

[peewee's lovechild]

From this day forth, I shall be known as Joe Legend.

Joe Legend, the cheap Mexican knockoff of John Legend.

You should go for "Paco Leyenda", the smooth Mexican.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, as of yesterday.
Happy belated.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't understand women (well, what else is new), but I had a very attractive woman telling me last night that she felt old at 30.

[peewee's lovechild]

Happy belated.

32 is the new 22.

[CuckingFunt]

From this day forth, I shall be known as Joe Legend.

Joe Legend, the cheap Mexican knockoff of John Legend.
Be advised that this may result in tons and tons of cheap knockoff pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't understand women (well, what else is new), but I had a very attractive woman telling me last night that she felt old at 30.

I feel old at 32.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Be advised that this may result in tons and tons of cheap knockoff pussy.

Eww.

[ATRAIN]

Sale ends tomorrow.

B2G1... I think I paid about $116 for all three sets.


Its really hard for me to buy tv shows on DVD. As much as I may like them, when a I really going to watch them again. HBO especially their sets are like 80 bucks.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't understand women (well, what else is new), but I had a very attractive woman telling me last night that she felt old at 30.
I feel old now that I'm just about four months away.

But I think that probably has more to do with the fact that I'm surrounded by 18-year-olds for much of my day.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Its really hard for me to buy tv shows on DVD. As much as I may like them, when a I really going to watch them again. HBO especially their sets are like 80 bucks.

Before Season 6 of The Shield started last year, I ended up watching the entire series over a week-and-a-half and it made the new season that much better.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I feel old now that I'm just about four months away.

But I think that probably has more to do with the fact that I'm surrounded by 18-year-olds for much of my day.

We were nearly surrounded by people younger (~21) than us (other than one other in our group in his mid-30s), so that might have been a kicker.

[CuckingFunt]

We were nearly surrounded by people younger (~21) than us (other than one other in our group in his mid-30s), so that might have been a kicker.
That's probably it. Because, I don't feel old physically or in appearance, and when I think of turning 30 it doesn't particularly bother me, but when I make a reference that one the students around me doesn't get or they start talking about what it was like to be in elementary school in the late 90's... I'm instantly ancient.

[ATRAIN]

Before Season 6 of The Shield started last year, I ended up watching the entire series over a week-and-a-half and it made the new season that much better.


Yeah I did that with rescue me and nip tuck. I have been meaning to catch up with the wire. I will prob get them,then put them on my ipod. Either that or go through netflix. HBo does sometimes put them on demand, but they arent all the seasons at once.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah I did that with rescue me and nip tuck. I have been meaning to catch up with the wire. I will prob get them,then put them on my ipod. Either that or go through netflix. HBo does sometimes put them on demand, but they arent all the seasons at once.

There's a beta test going on right now of HBO Broadband.

It supposedly will work like HBO On Demand for people subscribed to Time Warner/Road Runner/HBO.

[ATRAIN]

Before Season 6 of The Shield started last year, I ended up watching the entire series over a week-and-a-half and it made the new season that much better.


I actually did that as well with the shield. I wonder how next season will be with Shane vs Vic.

[CuckingFunt]

I really, really, REALLY need to be getting in the shower right now. I just can't seem to make myself do it.

[ATRAIN]

There's a beta test going on right now of HBO Broadband.

It supposedly will work like HBO On Demand for people subscribed to Time Warner/Road Runner/HBO.


like streaming episodes on your computer?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I should be getting my truck cleaned and my neck line cleaned up, but meh...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

like streaming episodes on your computer?

Yeah.

http://gizmodo.com/347192/hbo-on-broadband-all+you+can+eat-movie-and-tv-downloads

[ATRAIN]

I really, really, REALLY need to be getting in the shower right now. I just can't seem to make myself do it.


Then don't, go stinky to class and just febreeze your clothes.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah.

http://gizmodo.com/347192/hbo-on-broadband-all+you+can+eat-movie-and-tv-downloads


Bad ass!!

[CuckingFunt]

Then don't, go stinky to class and just febreeze your clothes.
Um... no.

[ATRAIN]

Um... no.


LOL then get your ass in the shower!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Then don't, go stinky to class and just febreeze your clothes.

Yep, that's a beaner.

[katyon6th]

Joe, did you not see the picture I posted of us looking like Asian siblings in Angel's dating advice thread? Or did you choose to ignore me?

[mrsmaalox]

Its really hard for me to buy tv shows on DVD. As much as I may like them, when a I really going to watch them again. HBO especially their sets are like 80 bucks.
Best Buy had all HBO series half price for a week after Thanksgiving. I got Flight of the Conchords for $14. Of course it's only one season. And of course I haven't watched it! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Yep, that's a beaner.


LOL hell yeah. I use febreeze all the time but just because I love the smell. If they had a laundry detergent I would use it. Or febreeze soap for the shower, hell yeah!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Joe, did you not see the picture I posted of us looking like Asian siblings in Angel's dating advice thread? Or did you choose to ignore me?

I did and I laughed... I just hadn't thought to respond...

[mrsmaalox]

Then don't, go stinky to class and just febreeze your clothes.

You must pick up lots of choice women.

[ATRAIN]

Best Buy had all HBO series half price for a week after Thanksgiving. I got Flight of the Conchords for $14. Of course it's only one season. And of course I haven't watched it! :lol


That show is pretty funny from what I have seen.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know why I would need to febreeze my clothes anyway. Just because I'm having difficulty getting up doesn't mean I'd put on dirty clothes.

[ATRAIN]

I don't know why I would need to febreeze my clothes anyway. Just because I'm having difficulty getting up doesn't mean I'd put on dirty clothes.


I didn't say put on dirty clothes now did I?

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't say put on dirty clothes now did I?
No. But why would I need to febreeze clean clothes? My clothes already smell all nicey nice.

[ATRAIN]

No. But why would I need to febreeze clean clothes? My clothes already smell all nicey nice.


Well I am just saying because I love the febreeze smell, so yes even on clean clothes its ok to spray it. I do however like the smell of Gain so I don't even have febreeze right now.

[samikeyp]

I love the smell of Funt in the morning....smells like victory!

:)

[ATRAIN]

I love the smell of Funt in the morning....smells like victory!

:)


lol

[samikeyp]

Well I am just saying because I love the febreeze smell, so yes even on clean clothes its ok to spray it. I do however like the smell of Gain so I don't even have febreeze right now.

So you were the one they caught behind Wal-mart huffing Febreeze.

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

LOL hell yeah. I use febreeze all the time but just because I love the smell. If they had a laundry detergent I would use it. Or febreeze soap for the shower, hell yeah!!
They do have Febreeze detergent. And fabric softener.

[ATRAIN]

They do have Febreeze detergent. And fabric softener.

Really, damn I need to go look for that.

[ATRAIN]

So you were the one they caught behind Wal-mart huffing Febreeze.

:lol


they were all out of spray paint

[peewee's lovechild]

A real Mexican uses newspaper as toilet paper.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A real Mexican uses newspaper as toilet paper.

Actually, a real Mexican would have long ago canceled his subscription and got caught stealing their neighbor's paper more than thrice.

[mrsmaalox]

A real Mexican uses newspaper as toilet paper.

As long as it's not MY newspaper, knock yourself out.

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually, a real Mexican would have long ago canceled his subscription and got caught stealing their neighbor's paper more than thrice.

True.

But, he would still use it for toilet paper.
And, use the plastic wrap to cover any broken windows.

[peewee's lovechild]

As long as it's not MY newspaper, knock yourself out.

I would steal your newspaper and leave you the business section.

[katyon6th]

I did and I laughed... I just hadn't thought to respond...

Something that awesome always deserves a response.

Shame on you.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

These wild weather swings are the suck.

Yesterday 45 and rain.

Today?

13°F
RealFeel®
-8°F
Winds: W
at 17mph

[mrsmaalox]

True.

But, he would still use it for toilet paper.
And, use the plastic wrap to cover any broken windows.

No the plastic wrap is for the headlights, foil is for the windows! :rolleyes

[katyon6th]

These wild weather swings are the suck.

Yesterday 45 and rain.

Today?

13°F
RealFeel®
-8°F
Winds: W
at 17mph

We don't need your bitching about the weather. We have our own shitty weather here.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

We don't need your bitching about the weather. We have our own shitty weather here.

I'm not bitching. You'd know if I was bitching. It's 68 where I'm at and I have yet to leave my bed.

I'm going to eat lunch, grab a coffee and go to the outdoor mall and troll for some soccer moms.

[ATRAIN]

Usually at work Rock, Paper, Scissors handles any dispute. I think we need to upgrade.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/203/452044703_6e16d890c0.jpg

http://blog.sethyates.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/rock_paper_scissors.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

I feel old at 32.

You should.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

All that and no "ninja"?

Fail.

[ATRAIN]

All that and no "ninja"?

Fail.


I guess because Ninja would beat all.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You should.


I feel great at 32, soon to be 33.

Of course, my fingers don't look like they come in a Bob Evans' or Pepperidge Farms' package.

[katyon6th]

I'm not bitching. You'd know if I was bitching. It's 68 where I'm at and I have yet to leave my bed.

I'm going to eat lunch, grab a coffee and go to the outdoor mall and troll for some soccer moms.

You're a liar.

[ATRAIN]

I feel great at 32, soon to be 33.

Of course, my fingers don't look like they come in a Bob Evans' or Pepperidge Farms' package.


LOL

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You're a liar.


Which part?

And I thought you didn't do harsh?

[katyon6th]

Which part?

And I thought you didn't do harsh?

68 degrees. Outdoor mall. Soccer moms.

You don't seem like the type.

[katyon6th]

Delete.

[katyon6th]

Fuck, I am redundant.

Stupid computer

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

68 degrees. Outdoor mall. Soccer moms.

You don't seem like the type.


Hmmm, not the type to be in 68 degreees? To go an outdoor mall? To pick up soccer moms(anyone can)?

Stick to quoting Hilary Duff and talking about pussy bruises.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I actually did that as well with the shield. I wonder how next season will be with Shane vs Vic.i hope shane gets his face blown off. that wasn't cool what he did to lemon.

[katyon6th]

Stick to quoting Hilary Duff and talking about pussy bruises.

Talk about harsh.

And I haven't talked about pussy bruises in ages. But I can if you want me to.

[ATRAIN]

i hope shane gets his face blown off. that wasn't cool what he did to lemon.


Yeah but he did it to protect everyone. They didn't know if Curtis was a rat.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

These wild weather swings are the suck.

Yesterday 45 and rain.

Today?

13°F
RealFeel®
-8°F
Winds: W
at 17mphit's global warming, man. al said so. didn't you hear?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah but he did it to protect everyone. They didn't know if Curtis was a rat.if i remember correct he did that to cover his own ass. that's white people for ya.

[ATRAIN]

if i remember correct he did that to cover his own ass. that's white people for ya.


LOL well shane didn't know in time what was going on. Curtis should have just bailed and gone to mex.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Talk about harsh.

And I haven't talked about pussy bruises in ages. But I can if you want me to.


I'm sure you're well versed on the subject, but I'll pass.

Thanks, though.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Talk about harsh.

And I haven't talked about pussy bruises in ages. But I can if you want me to.i would think bruising in that area is an issue of not having your eyes checked or a rhythm issue. soreness, however, should be the norm. no?

[katyon6th]

I'm sure you're well versed on the subject, but I'll pass.

Thanks, though.

You should really stop being so nice to me, I'm starting to think you're flirting with me.

[katyon6th]

i would think bruising in that area is an issue of not having your eyes checked or a rhythm issue. soreness, however, should be the norm. no?

You would think.

Actually, my reference of pussy bruises has nothing to do with what you're thinking. Sorry to disappoint.

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck This Shit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You would think.

Actually, my reference of pussy bruises has nothing to do with what you're thinking. Sorry to disappoint.
how else would you bruise down there. don't worry. i'm at work and have plenty of time to discuss this.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck This Shit.


What are you bitching about now?

[MannyIsGod]

how else would you bruise down there. don't worry. i'm at work and have plenty of time to discuss this.I know nothing about you except that 95% of your posts fucking annoy me. How do you manage that?

[MannyIsGod]

What are you bitching about now?don't worry about it assface!!!

[MannyIsGod]

Better yet how do the people you work with not kill you Viva?

[katyon6th]

Fuck This Shit.

That's what I'm talking about.

[ATRAIN]

I know nothing about you except that 95% of your posts fucking annoy me. How do you manage that?


then why do you read them fuckhead?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I know nothing about you except that 95% of your posts fucking annoy me. How do you manage that?

I see your computer is working just fine.

[katyon6th]

then why do you read them fuckhead?

Manny called you an assface. hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaahaaaa.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Better yet how do the people you work with not kill you Viva?i feed them bananas

[MannyIsGod]

I see your computer is working just fine.I actually posted that on my desktop which has been working fine the entire time my laptop has decided to be a bitch.

[MannyIsGod]

then why do you read them fuckhead?Because its good to realize just how stupid people are.

[MannyIsGod]

i feed them bananasYou obviously don't tell them original jokes.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I actually posted that on my desktop which has been working fine the entire time my laptop has decided to be a bitch.


Whatever the means, the effort was what I liked.

Good to see you back to your honest, asshole-ish ways.

[florige]

Its really hard for me to buy tv shows on DVD. As much as I may like them, when a I really going to watch them again. HBO especially their sets are like 80 bucks.


Normally if you get them the day it comes out it's normally cheaper. If you wait you normally end up getting stuck paying that outrageous cost.

[mrsmaalox]

how else would you bruise down there. don't worry. i'm at work and have plenty of time to discuss this.

I think you are right. Obviously someone was zigging when they should have been zagging.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ass Hat.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cum Fist.

[to21]

cat fight!