Free Quattro Razor (13)

[mrsmaalox]

cat fight!

Where?! :nerd

[to21]

Where?! :nerd
Here. :stirpot:

[mrsmaalox]

Here. :stirpot:
Who do you want to fight?

[to21]

Who do you want to fight?
I'll fight you if you want.

I'll slap a ho.

(not really I don't hit women....you are a woman right?)

[marini martini]

I'll fight you if you want.

I'll slap a ho.

(not really I don't hit women....you are a woman right?)

She's still checking :lol

[jman3000]

i hit another fucking deer.

now im not one to be all into the supernatural and stuff.... but this time it was a doe... and it basically threw itself at the side of my car. for some reason i have a feeling this was the buck's girlfriend trying to get some revenge for killing her boyfriend.

im not even shitting around about that theory.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll fight you if you want.

I'll slap a ho.

(not really I don't hit women....you are a woman right?)

Last time I checked.... Hey wait you never told us what you are! Boy/girl/boy-girl? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

i hit another fucking deer.

now im not one to be all into the supernatural and stuff.... but this time it was a doe... and it basically threw itself at the side of my car. for some reason i have a feeling this was the buck's girlfriend trying to get some revenge for killing her boyfriend.

im not even shitting around about that theory.

Did you already have your car fixed from the first one?

[jman3000]

no. it was a loner. a totally different car.

[peewee's lovechild]

no. it was a loner. a totally different car.

I'm a loner, a rebel.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm a loner, a rebel.

Peewee's Lovechild aka "The Lone Wolf"

[to21]

Last time I checked.... Hey wait you never told us what you are! Boy/girl/boy-girl? :lol
If I was a woman I would have no problem smackn' the shit out of you.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel great at 32, soon to be 33.

Of course, my fingers don't look like they come in a Bob Evans' or Pepperidge Farms' package.Fuck you for making me choke on Starbucks Classic Coffee Cake.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

no. it was a loner. a totally different car.was the car on prozac or zoloft.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6493/funnypicturesdontlookbelh4.jpg

:lmao

These things are way better than those stupid owls could ever hope to be.

[mrsmaalox]

If I was a woman I would have no problem smackn' the shit out of you.
Well be my guest...I don't fight girls either so it'll be a real one sided fight; probably the only one your wimp ass will ever win!! :lmao

[jman3000]

ugh... it's missing the bad grammar that makes those things so endearing. that "seriously" should have been srsly.

[to21]

Well be my guest...I don't fight girls either so it'll be a real one sided fight; probably the only one your wimp ass will ever win!! :lmao
That's Mr. Wimp Ass to you....hussy.

[ATRAIN]

Don't people know how to clean up thier PM inbox?

[CuckingFunt]

ugh... it's missing the bad grammar that makes those things so endearing. that "seriously" should have been srsly.Agreed.

But the picture itself is golden.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't people know how to clean up thier PM inbox?Some people don't have to.

:depressed

[mrsmaalox]

That's Mr. Wimp Ass to you....hussy.

I really did not mean to call you that; I was trying to think what Rasputia called that little dog on Norbit. Something like "bug-eyed, punk ass, little son of a bitch"! That would have been better. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Don't people know how to clean up thier PM inbox?

"People" can't even imagine who you may be talking to! :)

[to21]

I really did not mean to call you that; I was trying to think what Rasputia called that little dog on Norbit. Something like "bug-eyed, punk ass, little son of a bitch"! That would have been better. :lol
OH, so you look like Rasputia huh?

Do your tittays honk the horn when you get into ur car to?

[CuckingFunt]

A Norbit reference?

Fucking Norbit??

[ATRAIN]

"People" can't even imagine who you may be talking to! :)


I was just venting. I was going to say I can't stand cats or those stupid cat pictures that get posted all over the place, but I know that will open the flood gates!!

[to21]

Some people don't have to.

:depressed
Not getting anymore request to cyber from peewee anymore?

[mrsmaalox]

OH, so you look like Rasputia huh?

Do your tittays honk the horn when you get into ur car to?

No i don't look like Rasputia. But my tits have been known to honk a horn or two!!!! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Not getting anymore request to cyber from peewee anymore?


I would say no after their newfound hatred as yesterdays posting argument. The tension was obvious.

[ATRAIN]

No i don't look like Rasputia. But my tits have been known to honk a horn or two!!!! :lol


worthless without pics

[CuckingFunt]

I would say no after their newfound hatred as yesterdays posting argument. The tension was obvious.All's I was doing was posting. The Funt and drama don't mix.

[to21]

No i don't look like Rasputia. But my tits have been known to honk a horn or two!!!! :lol
uh-uh.

let me see.

[mrsmaalox]

I would say no after their newfound hatred as yesterdays posting argument. The tension was obvious.

Peewee was just all indignant, cause he thought Funt insulted his baby! It was just so funny to imagine her trying to throw down with a baby!! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

uh-uh.

let me see.

NO. Clear as a bell right? I'm sure it would just lead to all the "You know you want to show him!" accusations!!! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

NO. Clear as a bell right? I'm sure it would just lead to all the "You know you want to show him!" accusations!!! :lolI'd never suggest that you wanted to show him your tits.

But I wouldn't be above theorizing that you probably wanted him to ask to see them.

[to21]

You know you want to show em'.

[jman3000]

6WEEyX5HzOo

[to21]

Shit you offered up pics of your feet. Why not one of the girls.

[mrsmaalox]

You know you want to show em'.

You know you want to kiss my ass!

[jman3000]

haha... im surprised we didnt set all of medina county on fire.

[to21]

You know you want to kiss my ass!
PM me.

:eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

PM me.

:eyebrows


to21 is going to offer to toss your salad now

[to21]

to21 is going to offer to toss your salad now
C'mon ATAIN you have NEVER been performing cunnilingus and given a slight tickle to the bunghole on the up stoke?

[ATRAIN]

C'mon ATAIN you have NEVER been performing cunnilingus and given a slight tickle to the bunghole on the up stoke?


LOL

[mrsmaalox]

to21 is going to offer to toss your salad now

This comment made my freaking computer blow up!!!:lmao I just had to repair it, I thought it was DEAD and gone! :lol

[florige]

You sound like a soft hearted, tequilla drinking, pushover to me :lol :toast :lol


Thats the same thing my ex-wife said before she left me for my brother.... :depressed

[florige]

C'mon ATAIN you have NEVER been performing cunnilingus and given a slight tickle to the bunghole on the up stoke?


Who the heck is ATAIN?? :lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

ATAIN=A-TAINT

[ORION]

I can't stop watching The Sirens episode of ATHF. Its freaking hilarious

[mrsmaalox]

C'mon ATAIN you have NEVER been performing cunnilingus and given a slight tickle to the bunghole on the up stoke?

Umm, what was your number again? :D

[to21]

Who the heck is ATAIN?? :lol
Oh noes!

The spelling patrol!

[florige]

Oh noes!

The spelling patrol!


:lol Nah, I spell too much stuff wrong to be the spelling patrol. I just thought it was funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/23jl7io.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

C'mon ATAIN you have NEVER been performing cunnilingus and given a slight tickle to the bunghole on the up stoke?

I usually head straight for the culo and then head north.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That was my reaction as well.

I used to have vid of some great Japanese fetishes(girls in a bathtub throwing up on each other; eating shrimp from the vomit) but I can't seem to find it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

BME Pain Olympics!!!!!!!!!!

[to21]

I usually head straight for the culo and then head north.
That way they smell what they ate for dinner?

[CuckingFunt]

I missed getting a parking ticket by about two seconds. That lady looked so crestfallen when she had to pack up her ticket machine and drive away.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

BME Pain Olympics!!!!!!!!!!


Look, nobody here wants to see you driving nails through your cock. Stop pimping your appearance.

[CuckingFunt]

Thank you, "Cheaters," for introducing me to the term "dyke excursion."

This shall be added to the ol' vocabulary post haste.

[RashoFan]

I heard a new term for someone who spits.....

:fishing
Catch and release
:lmao

[RashoFan]

Mexican hot chocolate (like Abuelita's) is soooooo de-lish on a cold night like tonight.
I am going to have a huge glass and I will probably end up with HYPERGLYCEMIA but I don't care.

[mrsmaalox]

Mexican hot chocolate (like Abuelita's) is soooooo de-lish on a cold night like tonight.
I am going to have a huge glass and I will probably end up with HYPERGLYCEMIA but I don't care.
I noticed they are carrying that in instant powder form at HEB. I need to get some. But it'll be for me, my kids can't appreciate it!

[jman3000]

spitting is for losers.

it should only be spit out if it's an inordinate amount... and even then it's questionable.

[CuckingFunt]

Spitting's a pain in the ass.

If it's already in the mouthal region, swallowing is by far the fastest and most convenient method of disposal.

[jman3000]

well.. usually the mouth is already on the member when said event occurs.... so what's easier?

1: swallowing and getting it over with?

2: keeping it in your mouth for a few seconds while you find a convenient place to spit it.

spitting might be allowed if youre in a threesome and the 2 chicks want to snowball for a while.. i guess.

[CuckingFunt]

well.. usually the mouth is already on the member when said event occurs.... so what's easier?

1: swallowing and getting it over with?

2: keeping it in your mouth for a few seconds while you find a convenient place to spit it.

spitting might be allowed if youre in a threesome and the 2 chicks want to snowball for a while.. i guess.Option 1.

Always.

As for the conditional third option; a) life isn't a porno, and b) snowballing it would (I assume) be every bit as pointless and unpleasant as trying to find a convenient place to spit.

[ShoogarBear]

I love the smell of Funt in the morning....smells like victory!

:)Classic.

[ShoogarBear]

I would steal your newspaper and leave you the business section.And by that you mean the section you used for the business.

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently my mother has me as one of the emergency contacts for her house alarm.

I can't wait to find out from her what, exactly, she expects I would be able to do from 2,000 miles away in the event someone was actively breaking into her house.

[ShoogarBear]

I missed getting a parking ticket by about two seconds. That lady looked so crestfallen when she had to pack up her ticket machine and drive away.Fuck that. If that was me, once I've started writing it's yours.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck that. If that was me, once I've started writing it's yours.They don't even write 'em anymore. They punch the VIN into a little machine and print out a ticket.

Besides, she hadn't started yet. She'd just gotten out of her little cart and was approaching the car.

[ShoogarBear]

Apparently my mother has me as one of the emergency contacts for her house alarm.

I can't wait to find out from her what, exactly, she expects I would be able to do from 2,000 miles away in the event someone was actively breaking into her house.Call the police to check on Mom?

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck that. If that was me, once I've started punching it's yours.

[RashoFan]

well.. usually the mouth is already on the member when said event occurs.... so what's easier?

1: swallowing and getting it over with?

2: keeping it in your mouth for a few seconds while you find a convenient place to spit it.

spitting might be allowed if youre in a threesome and the 2 chicks want to snowball for a while.. i guess.
one could spit said "deposit" into a skillet and make an omlet...didn't someone post a link of something like that once???

[CuckingFunt]

Call the police to check on Mom?Not necessary. I got a hold of her at work.

She gave the alarm company my phone number in California, but not her work number. I swear, if this is what my mom's like at 53, I really hate to think of what I'm going to have to put up with when she's in her 80's.

[CuckingFunt]

one could spit said "deposit" into a skillet and make an omlet...didn't someone post a link of something like that once???Yes.

And after watching it, without even being there or knowing what it would actually be like, I couldn't get rid of the imagined smell of burnt mecco. That can't have been good.

[RashoFan]

Even though I did bring that up...I thought that was definately in the Top 10 Most digusting things I have seen(either in person or on the net). If I had to smell that, it probably would be in my top 5 of Gross Smells EVER>

[RashoFan]

Not necessary. I got a hold of her at work.

She gave the alarm company my phone number in California, but not her work number. I swear, if this is what my mom's like at 53, I really hate to think of what I'm going to have to put up with when she's in her 80's.
Shit...just wait until she retires!!!
Take it from me......














RUN!!!
:D

[CuckingFunt]

I am really, really, really, ridiculously bored tonight, but there's nothing going on. Everyone I call is locked inside hiding from the weather.

Damn pussy Californians.

[RashoFan]

Sorry you are bored CF. Have you ever watched NCIS? It is a great show and USA is playing episodes from Season(?)3. "Gibbs" is a badass:smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to own my own Chinaman.

[RashoFan]

I want to own my own Chinaman.
It shouldn't be too expensive, cost of a plane ticket perhaps.

[to21]

RF, how come no new boob pics?

[katyon6th]

I am really, really, really, ridiculously bored tonight, but there's nothing going on. Everyone I call is locked inside hiding from the weather.

Damn pussy Californians.


Project Runway is on soon! Oh, wait... you're in California. Bummer.

[CuckingFunt]

Sorry you are bored CF. Have you ever watched NCIS? It is a great show and USA is playing episodes from Season(?)3. "Gibbs" is a badass:smokinI've never even heard of it.

It's not on here for another couple of hours anyway.

[1369]

Sorry you are bored CF. Have you ever watched NCIS? It is a great show and USA is playing episodes from Season(?)3. "Gibbs" is a badass:smokin

Gibbs may be badass, but Sasha Alexander however...

http://bp2.blogger.com/_vhtW4rgeCHk/RmcJQYMAWtI/AAAAAAAAEc4/-8Jw7W98E_I/s1600/photo10.jpg

/Be in my bunk

[CuckingFunt]

Project Runway is on soon! Oh, wait... you're in California. Bummer.There's no new episode this week. :depressed

But they are showing reruns tonight, which is what I've got on the tube currently.

[katyon6th]

There's no new episode this week. :depressed

But they are showing reruns tonight, which is what I've got on the tube currently.

Fuck.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck.I know.

When I remembered that there wasn't a new one this week is when I magically developed cabin fever.

[to21]

Top Chef > Project Runway

Jus' sayn'

[katyon6th]

I know.

When I remembered that there wasn't a new one this week is when I magically developed cabin fever.

What am I supposed to do now? That's really inconsiderate of Bravo. Assholes.

[RashoFan]

RF, how come no new boob pics?
my boobs are on vacation, to much time in the limelight of the internet and personal pc's in SpursTalk land.

[CuckingFunt]

Top Chef > Project Runway

Jus' sayn'Project Runway > Top Chef.

But they're both high enough of my list of must-watch TV that I'm not going to spend too much time arguing that point.

[RashoFan]

Gibbs may be badass, but Sasha Alexander however...

http://bp2.blogger.com/_vhtW4rgeCHk/RmcJQYMAWtI/AAAAAAAAEc4/-8Jw7W98E_I/s1600/photo10.jpg

/Be in my bunk
No argument there, she is hot. Did you ever see the episode where she was stretching :eyebrows and caught McGee eyeing her and then proceeded to kick his ass?

[mrsmaalox]

my boobs are on vacation, to much time in the limelight of the internet and personal pc's in SpursTalk land.

RF, did you get a personal request for a bravatar? The stories of yours are legendary!

[RashoFan]

Top Chef in Chicago this season, looking forward to that. Who is likely to win Project Runway?

[marini martini]

Apparently my mother has me as one of the emergency contacts for her house alarm.

I can't wait to find out from her what, exactly, she expects I would be able to do from 2,000 miles away in the event someone was actively breaking into her house.

Apparently, she's working on being a burden to her children! The guilty worry trip :toast

[RashoFan]

RF, did you get a personal request for a bravatar? The stories of yours are legendary!
No request for a Bravatar, but I have had a couple of PM's and an email requesting pics of "my twins".

[CuckingFunt]

Top Chef in Chicago this season, looking forward to that. Who is likely to win Project Runway?Shoog would literally jump through the computer and kick my ass if I were to answer this question.










But my gut says Jillian.

[to21]

Project Runway > Top Chef.

But they're both high enough of my list of must-watch TV that I'm not going to spend too much time arguing that point.
Fair enough.

I would have to say watching the Home and Garden channel is a guilty pleasure (I like those Home flip and House Hunters shows). That and I'm a HUGE Survivor fan.

[mrsmaalox]

Apparently, she's working on being a burden to her children! The guilty worry trip :toast

Probably spending the inheritance too!

[RashoFan]

Fair enough.

I would have to say watching the Home and Garden channel is a guilty pleasure (I like those Home flip and House Hunters shows). That and I'm a HUGE Survivor fan.
Not a real big fan of Survivor... But i admit I am addicted to Big Brother. Still contemplating IF I will get the live feeds this season or not. :dizzy

[mrsmaalox]

No request for a Bravatar, but I have had a couple of PM's and an email requesting pics of "my twins".

I would venture to guess from the same person who PM'd me too!! :lol But mine was specifically for a bravatar!! God knows I'd NEVER do that! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Probably spending the inheritance too!Inheritance?

:lmao

Considering my mother's horrible spending habits and mountains of student loans, the only thing I've ever stood a chance of inheriting from her is debt. I came to terms with that fact fifteen years ago.

[RashoFan]

Shoog would literally jump through the computer and kick my ass if I were to answer this question.

But my gut says Jillian.

She has a good shot indeed. I am kinda of rooting for Rami, Sweet P and Ricky is my under(wear)dog...:D

[mrsmaalox]

Fair enough.

I would have to say watching the Home and Garden channel is a guilty pleasure (I like those Home flip and House Hunters shows). That and I'm a HUGE Survivor fan.

I LOVE SURVIVOR!!! But I'm pretty burned out on HGTV; except the show with that guy named Carter; he is breathtaking!

[midgetonadonkey]

I would venture to guess from the same person who PM'd me too!! :lol But mine was specifically for a bravatar!! God knows I'd NEVER do that! :lol

Why not? Can't get the camera that low to the ground?

[RashoFan]

I would venture to guess from the same person who PM'd me too!! :lol But mine was specifically for a bravatar!! God knows I'd NEVER do that! :lol
The 3 that have pm'd me do post in the quattro. Does that make me the Quattro Boobie Ho??

[to21]

Whenever I'm feeling down, I like to hit the Ticket 760 "Thong of the Day":

http://www.ticket760.com/pages/thong_otd.html

[mrsmaalox]

Inheritance?

:lmao

Considering my mother's horrible spending habits and mountains of student loans, the only thing I've ever stood a chance of inheriting from her is debt. I came to terms with that fact fifteen years ago.

Well my mother is quite frugal; but yesterday I got a call from her informing me she is taking away half of my kids money to add it to my nephews!! She just wanted me to know that she wasn't playing favorites or anything! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Why not? Can't get the camera that low to the ground?

:madrun

[CuckingFunt]

She has a good shot indeed. I am kinda of rooting for Rami, Sweet P and Ricky is my under(wear)dog...:DJillian's not my favorite, but I think she's got the most realistic chance of winning.

Sweet P's too inconsistent, Ricky's too emotional, I only like Rami when he's not making that same fucking dress for the 25th time, Christian's too young, and Chris March is my favorite designer (in terms of skill and personality) but is definitely more of a costume designer than a fashion designer and I doubt that he'd be able to put together a collection fit for Bryant Park.

[marini martini]

Does that make me the Quattro Boobie Ho??


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[1369]

No argument there, she is hot. Did you ever see the episode where she was stretching :eyebrows and caught McGee eyeing her and then proceeded to kick his ass?

And the director this season?

Nomnomnom

[CuckingFunt]

Whenever I'm feeling down, I like to hit the Ticket 760 "Thong of the Day":

http://www.ticket760.com/pages/thong_otd.htmlToday's thong is boy shorts. That doesn't count.

[RashoFan]

Damn, I just not got a craving for swiss cake rolls...
http://americansweets.up.seesaa.net/image/swissroll.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I never get PMs requesting pictures of my boobies.

People must either not want to see them, or suspect I'm too damn stubborn to come through with the goods.

[to21]

Today's thong is boy shorts. That doesn't count.
ORLY?

And there's not one ass on there you don't like?

[mrsmaalox]

Whenever I'm feeling down, I like to hit the Ticket 760 "Thong of the Day":
And that helps to get you up? :lol

Wow. #3 almost gave my eyes a heart attack!

[CuckingFunt]

ORLY?

And there's not one ass on there you don't like?It wasn't a complaint, I actually prefer boy shorts, but boy shorts =/= thong.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn, I just not got a craving for swiss cake rolls...
http://americansweets.up.seesaa.net/image/swissroll.jpg

You ARE on a mission to become hperglycemic aren't you!?

[RashoFan]

I never get PMs requesting pictures of my boobies.

People must either not want to see them, or suspect I'm too damn stubborn to come through with the goods.
most likely it is the second option there.
I know quite a few guys here and MEL would love to see your boobies.

[RashoFan]

You ARE on a mission to become hperglycemic aren't you!?
Chocolate cravings.... :oops









ALL MEN BEWARE IN A FEW DAYS!!!!!:lol

[CuckingFunt]

most likely it is the second option there.
I know quite a few guys here and MEL would love to see your boobies.Mel's one of the few people around who'd have any chance of getting that picture.

[jman3000]

boy shorts are infinitely better because they leave more to the imagination, while at the same time they make the ass look great.

thongs are tacky and if the girl doesn't have a nice ass... they're downright disgusting.
a girl with a less than perfect ass can actually pass for a decent one with boyshorts though

[mrsmaalox]

Chocolate cravings.... :oops









ALL MEN BEWARE IN A FEW DAYS!!!!!:lol

cue the Midol troll!

[Melmart1]

Mel's one of the few people around who'd have any chance of getting that picture.
:clap

[1369]

Chocolate cravings.... :oops









ALL MEN BEWARE IN A FEW DAYS!!!!!:lol

Yep, there's the sync.

[Melmart1]

Chocolate cravings.... :oops









ALL MEN BEWARE IN A FEW DAYS!!!!!:lol
WHy? You gonna do what you did to 3rd COast to them?

[jman3000]

my ex from way back used to wear a pair of my old pajamas that she cut up.

:depressed

[CuckingFunt]

boy shorts are infinitely better because they leave more to the imagination, while at the same time they make the ass look great.

thongs are tacky and if the girl doesn't have a nice ass... they're downright disgusting.
a girl with a less than perfect ass can actually pass for a decent one with boyshorts thoughThis is truth.

And a truly perfect ass in a pair of boy shorts is quite a sight to behold.

[to21]

And that helps to get you up? :lol

Wow. #3 almost gave my eyes a heart attack!
A heart attack, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I damn near painted my laptop screen white.

:jack

[RashoFan]

Yep, there's the sync.
:flipoff



MEOW!!! :cat

[mrsmaalox]

WHy? You gonna do what you did to 3rd COast to them?

Who is 3rd Coast? :stirpot:

[CuckingFunt]

my ex from way back used to wear a pair of my old pajamas that she cut up.

:depressedMen's style pajama pants on a cute girl is just all kinds of wonderful.

[Melmart1]

Who is 3rd Coast? :stirpot:
A guy RashoFan dry humped

[RashoFan]

WHy? You gonna do what you did to 3rd COast to them?
Jump onto to their lap and take a pic is the least worst thing I can do to any of the guys.

[to21]

boy shorts are infinitely better because they leave more to the imagination, while at the same time they make the ass look great.

thongs are tacky and if the girl doesn't have a nice ass... they're downright disgusting.
a girl with a less than perfect ass can actually pass for a decent one with boyshorts though
A pair of tight jeans leaves more to the imagination. Don't get me wrong boy shorts are nice. But they can also cover those tacky tats that some hos put on their asses.

Which is a turn off for me.

[CuckingFunt]

Dry humpage is only fun when it leads to actual sexin'.

When it's done more for comedic effect, it is teh lame.

[RashoFan]

A guy RashoFan dry humped
{{Valley Girl Style}}
WHATEVER!!!
:rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

{{Valley Girl Style}}
WHATEVER!!!
:rolleyes

In Rasho's defense, dry humping can easily occur quite innocently.

[RashoFan]

There really is no use for dry humping unless it is foreplay that leads to actual humping...and 3rd coast didn't get any kind of play from me.

[1369]

There really is no use for dry humping unless it is foreplay that leads to actual humping...and 3rd coast didn't get any kind of play from me.
And he hasn't been heard from since...

[jman3000]

who hasn't rashofan dryhumped?


seems a more relevant question

[to21]

There really is no use for dry humping unless it is foreplay that leads to actual humping...and 3rd coast didn't get any kind of play from me.
So.......ur a tease?

[mrsmaalox]

And he hasn't been heard from since...

Are you saying it may have killed him?

[to21]

^ Death by apparent eye trauma with a blunt tit.

[mrsmaalox]

^ Death by apparent eye trauma with a blunt tit.

Or perhaps severe head trauma from 2 tits? And then she just left him for dead! :lol

[katyon6th]

Jillian's not my favorite, but I think she's got the most realistic chance of winning.

Sweet P's too inconsistent, Ricky's too emotional, I only like Rami when he's not making that same fucking dress for the 25th time, Christian's too young, and Chris March is my favorite designer (in terms of skill and personality) but is definitely more of a costume designer than a fashion designer and I doubt that he'd be able to put together a collection fit for Bryant Park.

Sweet P and Ricky are both really lucky to still be in the competition, I think. Sweet P has totally been inconsistent and her clothes always seem... safe. Ricky is a little bitch. He cries too much. But he makes me laugh. I don't doubt he's an awesome lingerie designer but he's only translated that successfuly once. Not good enough. Rami is obviously a good designer but he seems to only have one look. Reminiscent of Laura from last season. Chris March is hilarious but his clothes are blah blah blahhhhhh. I don't like his style at all. My favorites and clear front runners are Jillian and Christian. Them two have style and skills. Jillian will probably win but Christian is damn fierce.

I'm still pissed there's not a new episode tonight.

[RashoFan]

who hasn't rashofan dryhumped?


seems a more relevant question
You for starters....flaco.

[RashoFan]

Or perhaps severe head trauma from 2 tits? And then she just left him for dead! :lol
What a way to go out ... :lol

[to21]

You for starters....flaco.
You've seen jman's wang?

[CuckingFunt]

I just bashed my ass on the corner of my desk so hard that I think I may have bruised a cheek.

Fucking ouch.

[RashoFan]

You've seen jman's wang?
Naw, I just went with the description you gave me after you gargled his "mayonaise"

[CuckingFunt]

Naw, I just went with the description you gave me after you gargled his "mayonaise""Man-naise" would have been funnier.

[mrsmaalox]

You've seen jman's wang?

:spless: Rasho, pm me the details!!!

[to21]

Naw, I just went with the description you gave me after you gargled his "mayonaise"
You took the snowball pass, did you not see the penga?

[jman3000]

You for starters....flaco.

:lmao

that statement is actually false.

[jman3000]

haha.. she said "man-naise".

[RashoFan]

"Man-naise" would have been funnier.
Quite right. That would have been funnier.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao "man-naise"

[jman3000]

i feel ashamed for the fact that i had to look up what flaco meant.

[CuckingFunt]

i feel ashamed for the fact that i had to look up what flaco meant.Why would you be ashamed? Your lack of skills en espanol is legendary.

[RashoFan]

:lmao

that statement is actually false.
Then, how about You, you scrawny shit.

[jman3000]

lol

what's with all this scrawny stuff?

i'm actually a pretty big guy.

[jman3000]

Then, how about You, you scrawny shit.

i dont get this either... i was saying that you have dry humped me... but maybe it wasnt dry humping. shit... maybe i was dry humping YOU... i dont remember.

[RashoFan]

i feel ashamed for the fact that i had to look up what flaco meant.
you should be embarrassed that a gringa/weda(sp?) understands more spanish than you.
Is it spell hueda?? Wheda?? I can't spell well in english or spanish for that matter.

[RashoFan]

lol

what's with all this scrawny stuff?

i'm actually a pretty big guy.
Tall...yes. Big?? not unless you have drank so much alcohol that you have a keg gut. Even with an injury to one arm, I would be able to lift you up.

[jman3000]

guerra.

[mrsmaalox]

you should be embarrassed that a gringa/weda(sp?) understands more spanish than you.
Is it spell hueda?? Wheda?? I can't spell well in english or spanish for that matter.

guera

[to21]

you should be embarrassed that a gringa/weda(sp?) understands more spanish than you.
Is it spell hueda?? Wheda?? I can't spell well in english or spanish for that matter.
Nor can you give a man a lap dance w/o killn' him.

For shame!

[RashoFan]

i dont get this either... i was saying that you have dry humped me... but maybe it wasnt dry humping. shit... maybe i was dry humping YOU... i dont remember.
When the hell was that????

[mrsmaalox]

guerra.

No stupid that means "war"

[to21]

guera
:lol

Way to go guera.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I feel a black eye coming on.

Guys that are 6'5 should not play beer league hockey.

Fucker.

[jman3000]

Tall...yes. Big?? not unless you have drank so much alcohol that you have a keg gut. Even with an injury to one arm, I would be able to lift you up.

lies!

i weigh like 200 pounds.

what the hell.

:madrun

[jman3000]

son of a fucking bitch... guera... i cant get anything right :pctoss

[CuckingFunt]

I feel a black eye coming on.

Guys that are 6'5 should not play beer league hockey.

Fucker.As I am currently suffering the effects of my pending ass bruise, you have my deepest sympathies.

[CuckingFunt]

son of a fucking bitch... guera... i cant get anything right :pctoss
Your lack of skills en espanol is legendary.

[jman3000]

haha

ass bruise.

[RashoFan]

I feel a black eye coming on.

Guys that are 6'5 should not play beer league hockey.

Fucker.
Damn, you are 6'5???
I like tall guys...:eyebrows

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

:lol

Way to go guera.


Wait ... what?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/2/Posters/PF7003~Che-Guevara-Posters.jpg

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Damn, you are 6'5???


Yes.


On skates.


Standing on a pitcher's mound.

[marini martini]

haha

ass bruise.

Shit! We need to form a club :toast

:downspin:

[RashoFan]

As I am currently suffering the effects of my pending ass bruise, you have my deepest sympathies.
Sorry that your nalga is hurting CF,perhaps someone could go over and rub it for you and try to make it feel better. Does anyone here want to volunteer and ease CF pain??? Help a sister out!

[RashoFan]

Jman...Nalga=butt cheek.....FYI. :D

[jman3000]

the funt is a guy. everyone knows that.

i will not rub a man's ass.

[RashoFan]

FUCK!!!! Mountain Cedar was 21,300 ppm today!
:madrun

[jman3000]

i actually know nalga, perrito.

i saw it on some latin themed comedy show that used to run on fox a long time ago.. they would have a spanish word of the day and nalga was the first one i saw.

[RashoFan]

Yes.


On skates.


Standing on a pitcher's mound.
Damn... :depressed

[to21]

Jim Beam kills pollen.

[CuckingFunt]

the funt is a guy. everyone knows that.

i will not rub a man's ass.There are people here who've spoken to me on the phone, you know. I ain't no hombre.

[mrsmaalox]

Sorry that your nalga is hurting CF,perhaps someone could go over and rub it for you and try to make it feel better. Does anyone here want to volunteer and ease CF pain??? Help a sister out!

I was thinking she could show it to us if she wears some of those "assless" chaps. It would only show the bruise.

[jman3000]

There are people here who've spoken to me on the phone, you know. I ain't no hombre.

i can sound like a pretty hot chick on the phone too, ya know.

hell... i used to get paid for it.

[CuckingFunt]

I was thinking she could show it to us if she wears some of those "assless" chaps. It would only show the bruise.I don't wear assless pants.

And I just hit my ass about 20 minutes ago. I'd be surprised if the bruise was already visible.

[RashoFan]

i actually know nalga, perrito.

i saw it on some latin themed comedy show that used to run on fox a long time ago.. they would have a spanish word of the day and nalga was the first one i saw.
If you going to insult me a call me a dog...do it right!
I am a girl...Perrita.

[CuckingFunt]

i can sound like a pretty hot chick on the phone too, ya know.

hell... i used to get paid for it.There are also people who've seen what I look like.

[RashoFan]

Jim Beam kills pollen.
A man after my own liver :drunk

[RashoFan]

i can sound like a pretty hot chick on the phone too, ya know.

hell... i used to get paid for it.
:lmao

[katyon6th]

There are also people who've seen what I look like.


Unless someone has actually met you, that doesn't mean shit. This is the internet and it's 2008 for Christ's sake. I can be anyone I wanna be.

Not saying I'm doubting who you say you are or what you are but forreal.

[jman3000]

There are also people who've seen what I look like.

i can dress up like a girl too, ya know.

hell, i used to get paid for it.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't wear assless pants.

And I just hit my ass about 20 minutes ago. I'd be surprised if the bruise was already visible.

Yea but assless pants are soo funny! Are you very fair skinned? The bruise could be there by now.

[RashoFan]

Quattro is turning into Jman Spanish lessons. I apologize to everone for doing that. Forgive the RashoFan, please.

[marini martini]

Jim Beam kills pollen.


Damn, & I've been drinking the wrong antihistamine all this time :toast

[jman3000]

Unless someone has actually met you, that doesn't mean shit. This is the internet and it's 2008 for Christ's sake. I can be anyone I wanna be.

Not saying I'm doubting who you say you are or what you are but forreal.

I'm actually a 32 year old pastry chef named oslo.

fucking deal with it.

[RashoFan]

i can dress up like a girl too, ya know.

hell, i used to get paid for it.
:wow
:lmaoX2

[CuckingFunt]

Unless someone has actually met you, that doesn't mean shit.

Of course not. None of it does.

[mrsmaalox]

Quattro is turning into Jman Spanish lessons. I apologize to everone for doing that. Forgive the RashoFan, please.

Only the Reverend can do that.

[CuckingFunt]

i can dress up like a girl too, ya know.

hell, i used to get paid for it.Used to?

[to21]

I'm actually a 32 year old pastry chef named oslo.

fucking deal with it.
Yeah and I'm a porn star. You might have heard about me.

I go by Mandingo.

[katyon6th]

Phone sex operators bank. I was really tempted to do it during college to make some extra cash so I called this number out of the newspaper advertising for "phone actresses". An answering machine picked up. So, I left a message. But I never got a call back. Totally killed my dream.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm actually a 32 year old pastry chef named oslo.

fucking deal with it.

Don't steal my schtick, young padawan.

[RashoFan]

I'm actually a 32 year old pastry chef named oslo.

fucking deal with it.
Go make me something chocolatey then

[jman3000]

Used to?

*whistles and stares off into distance*

[CuckingFunt]

Phone sex operators bank. I was really tempted to do it during college to make some extra cash so I called this number out of the newspaper advertising for "phone actresses". An answering machine picked up. So, I left a message. But I never got a call back. Totally killed my dream.I'd never be able to be a phone sex operator. I'd laugh too much.

[RashoFan]

OMG, there are "medicinal marijuana" vending machines in LA....:smokin

[CuckingFunt]

*whistles and stares off into distance*Yeah... don't pretend like we don't know why you ditched the 'stache.

[jman3000]

Phone sex operators bank. I was really tempted to do it during college to make some extra cash so I called this number out of the newspaper advertising for "phone actresses". An answering machine picked up. So, I left a message. But I never got a call back. Totally killed my dream.

your voice isnt sexy enough. that's what that means.

[jman3000]

Don't steal my schtick, young padawan.
what was the schtick?

my bad.

[katyon6th]

your voice isnt sexy enough. that's what that means.

That can't be it.

[jman3000]

Yeah... don't pretend like we don't know why you ditched the 'stache.

the japanese clients actually preferred it when i had it on... but they weren't the demographic i was trying to corner.

[to21]

The goose is starting to kick in.

[jman3000]

That can't be it.
not all of us can have smooth, sultry voices... like myself.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Phone sex operators bank. I was really tempted to do it during college to make some extra cash so I called this number out of the newspaper advertising for "phone actresses". An answering machine picked up. So, I left a message. But I never got a call back. Totally killed my dream.


Pretty sad.

http://gigglesugar.com/246547

[mrsmaalox]

I'd never be able to be a phone sex operator. I'd laugh too much.

I don't know...phone sex can be pretty awesome! Me like. Alot.

[katyon6th]

Pretty sad.

http://gigglesugar.com/246547

Well, fuck. I have to sound sexier than her. I just have to.

[to21]

I don't know...phone sex can be pretty awesome! Me like. Alot.
What's ur number?

[jman3000]

phone sex is just creepy imo... i honestly dont think id be able to stop laughing.

[jman3000]

maybe if i was having sex... while having phone sex... it may just be possible.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Well, fuck. I have to sound sexier than her. I just have to.


When she pulls her dentures out, game over.

[mrsmaalox]

What's ur number?

No. I'm not fishing or anything....

[RashoFan]

:lol this is funny.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/67956/pc=25651
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/01/books01.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know...phone sex can be pretty awesome! Me like. Alot.I'm okay with phone sex if it's a mutual thing, but you have to admit it is really quite silly. The second a stranger asked me to tickle his ass, or call him the cock master, or something like that... I'd fucking lose it.

[marini martini]

maybe if i was having sex... while having phone sex... it may just be possible.

Hang up the phone & drive mofo! No wonder you've killed two deer on the road in the last two months

[jman3000]

Hang up the phone & drive mofo! No wonder you've killed two deer on the road in the last two months
3 days.

fucking deer alley.

[mrsmaalox]

maybe if i was having sex... while having phone sex... it may just be possible.

You just have to do it with a guy who talks really dirty........one would probably call you.

[to21]

Hang up the phone & drive mofo! No wonder you've killed two deer on the road in the last two months
Like ur drunk ass ain't ever hit anything.......like a midget.

[marini martini]

3 days.

fucking deer alley.

You must know by now where they run! Take it a little slower :toast

Shit, My street is fricken deer highway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RashoFan]

Jman...cockmaster...
That makes me giggle

[mrsmaalox]

I'm okay with phone sex if it's a mutual thing, but you have to admit it is really quite silly. The second a stranger asked me to tickle his ass, or call him the cock master, or something like that... I'd fucking lose it.

Well I'll admit the sounds I've heard on the other end of the phone can get really funny.

[Silver21_Black20]

Jman...cockmaster...
That makes me giggle

I know one thing he isn't a master at ... miniature golf.

I'm just sayin'.

[katyon6th]

Jman...cockmaster...
That makes me giggle

Jason, I think RashoFan is trying to tell you she wants to have phone sex with you.

[marini martini]

Like ur drunk ass ain't ever hit anything.......like a midget.

Like your "Mandigo" fake Jim Beam drinkin' ass hadn't hit anything either! You make me laugh :toast

[to21]

Jman...cockmaster...
That makes me giggle
I bet it does.....you hussy.

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently I can't handle anything more advanced than sitting tonight. I just walked a whopping 10 feet (maybe) to open the front door and almost tripped on a cat toy.

Thank fuck I haven't been drinking, or I'd really be in trouble.

[marini martini]

Jason, I think RashoFan is trying to tell you she wants to have phone sex with you.


DO IT! DO IT!

[jman3000]

I know one thing he isn't a master at ... miniature golf.

I'm just sayin'.
stfu.

it was windy and if i remember correctly there was about 3 inches of snow on the ground.

not to mention my back was hurting and i had a lot of things on my mind at the time.

[to21]

Like your "Mandigo" fake Jim Beam drinkin' ass hadn't hit anything either! You make me laugh :toast
:toast

You and me both. I must be drunk.....i just walked through the house with all the lights off and bumped into "someone". The only other one here is the cat.

[jman3000]

Jason, I think RashoFan is trying to tell you she wants to have phone sex with you.
you wouldnt? :depressed